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Reply #1775 on: June 20, 2013, 05:03:57 PM
"Too...what"? Ahrzayl asked as his voice got deeper and deeper and his image melted away. The whole room then Mewtwo did the same and now she was floating above galaxies.

"Wha! What's going on?! Where~" Ahrzayl asked nervously. She couldn't physically move either and it felt she was trapped in her own mind.

Ahrzayl, my child. Do not worry.

Ahrzayl was surprised. The voice sounded so familiar yet so far off. Then, into the distance, a light shined bright. As it got closer, it gained form. Human form.

"No!" Ahrzayl yelled into apparent space. "No, I won't fall for your tricks Mewtwo! Stop this! Stop!" She cried.

A gentle hand placed itself under her chin. it belonged to the now glowing figure of a woman who Ahrzayl could only see the defining lines of. It turned her to her and rested her pink covered head to its chest.

Ahrzayl, my flower...

Ahrzayl knew no one had ever called her that...but her mother. She couldn't bare to look her in the face, especially as she would already know the horrible things she's done. Tears ran down her cheek.

"Mom, it really is you." Ahrzayl said quietly.

Yes, it is my flower, but I do not have much time. I have a message for you and I can tell it to you only once.

I've come to tell you that Mewtwo, the doctor and the other trainers are not your enemies. Team Rocket has decieved you. It was not them that saved you from the avalanche, it was the Froslass that has been by your side since that day.


The space scene turned into white snow. It fell heavily and pines were barely visible above the white sheet. In the middle of the snow a bloodied arm of child waved around frantically, and a voice calling out for her mommy. A lone pokemon floated over to the buried child and swirled the snow covering her, into the air. The small girl's body was badly hurt and her other arm, broken. The pokemon, Froslass, layed next to the crying child and slowly healed it. Night came around and the two, now both immune to the cold weather, lay asleep on the surface. LIGHTS. They boomed down on the girl and the pokemon as engines roared to them. They awoke to black trucks surrounding them. "Get her!" soldiers shouted as the dropped out of the truck. Froslass got to a float quickly, wanting to protect the girl. Stones and rocks from various pokemon the soldiers had pelted the ice pokemon. In not even a moment, the Froslass was down and barely breathing and personel were scooping up the girl. "Bring that pokemon and keep it alive. We can't have the girl had a connection with it then we can't break it. We need her in perfect condition." A man's voice said. "We've got her sir, shipping her and cargo to the base now." Another one spoke.

And with that, the scene turned back to space. Ahrzayl stood in tears.

Ahrzayl, help them. For me and Froslass. And with that the light started to head backward and fade. Ahrzayl reached out, crying for her mother.

I love you, my flower, and will always be with you.

Ahrzayl was suddenly brought to reality. She was in the middle of her sentence. Her tears were very real. She stood, with her same concerned looking face to Wily but it was all different.

Froslynn lowered her head, still invisible.



(a bit rushed but I have to work)



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Reply #1776 on: June 20, 2013, 05:08:55 PM
(Trippy... @_@)


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Reply #1777 on: June 20, 2013, 08:52:01 PM
([tornado fang] still can't decide between giving away the Aerodactyl or Togekiss, but I'm really leaning towards Togekiss.)

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Reply #1778 on: June 21, 2013, 01:07:57 AM
(Don't worry about it, yet.  I'm getting ready to lead in to some downtime anyway.)


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Reply #1779 on: June 21, 2013, 01:11:41 AM
(I know but she's getting it from the PC and immediately giving it to her.)

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Reply #1780 on: June 21, 2013, 06:14:31 AM
Mewtwo stared at Ahrzayl, having detected the event, but he did not intrude.  He broadened his telepathic range to include Ahrzayl. "We should combine our forces and find a way out of here."

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Giovanni had just finished a meeting with Jessie, James, and their Meowth.  Those three dunderheads had been waiting outside of his office for an hour, waiting to speak with him.  He wasn't entirely sure about what, as he didn't pay much attention.  Something about a Pikachu.  Giovanni groaned as he tidied his desk.  "I don't even want that Pikachu..."

His intercom beeped and he answered it, his secretary on the other end.  "Sir, should I order a uniform in size triple-x-small?"

"What?"

"For Meowth," his secretary answered, "he said that you'd put in an order for a uniform."

Giovanni groaned again.  This is what happens when he doesn't pay attention.  He shook his head.  "Whatever.  Order it."

"Right away, sir," his secretary closed the connection.

Giovanni rubbed his temples with both hands.  Now he was ordering uniforms for Pokemon.  That Meowth is going to look ridiculous, but he really could not bring himself to give any more of a damn.  Let those three have their fun.  Let them go after that stupid Pikachu.  It keeps them busy and out of his hair.

Heaving a sigh, Giovanni's eyes wandered to the liquor cabinet.  A nice scotch sounded quite good right about now...

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Reply #1781 on: June 21, 2013, 06:27:44 AM
Pyro popped out from Giovanni’s liquor cabinet followed by a mob of Psyducks. Music began to play but no matter how hard the Team Rocket boss searched, he could not identify its source but that was the least of his worries. The Duck Pokemon soon run roughshod all over the room with the eternal child at the center of the storm, dancing to the rhythm.

“I want a new Psyduck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night”


Their quacking grew louder as one Psyduck actually bit Giovanni on the finger while another tugged at his sock and chewed on it.

“I want a new Psyduck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat”


Soon the Psyduck horde spread throughout the building. They opened the nearby fridge and devoured its contents save for a half-empty jar of olives. Another jumped on a treadmill and started running while Pyro pulled out a roll of duct tape to tie Giovanni to a chair with, forcing him to watch the Pokemon destroy his office.

“One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape.”

“I want a new Psyduck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink”


To add insult to injury, the Psyducks raided his liquor cabinet and waddled around in a drunken stupor. Pyro flipped through Giovanni’s mail (which included this month’s Foot Fetish Monthly) and then rolled up the periodical to poke him in the nose with it.

“I want a new Psyduck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here.”


He jumped onto Giovanni’s coffee table, spun around, and furiously gyrated his hips.

“One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby.”


Water suddenly filled the entire room with the Psyducks swimming circles around Giovanni who floated above the floor, holding his breath. For some reason, Pyro did not appear to require oxygen as he boldly pressed his face against Giovanni’s.

“Get it?”

The Psyducks joined in the chorus by quacking around the beleaguered Rocket Boss.

“I want a new Psyduck
Not a Swanna or a Zangoose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce.”


He then held up a Psyduck in a cutesy sailor outfit with a lollipop in its bill and a name tag marked "Bruce." The water finally drained, leaving Giovanni sopping wet. Water continued to drip from the light fixture above and the room carried this ungodly stench that made him want to gag.

“I want a new Psyduck
Not a quail or an Noctowl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl.”

“One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah…”


Pyro and the Psyducks then formed a conga line and danced back into the liquor cabinet slamming the door behind them.

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Reply #1782 on: June 21, 2013, 06:30:21 AM
(....Pyro I must say you're a mad genius.)

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Reply #1783 on: June 21, 2013, 06:34:55 AM
Giovanni just gaped at the liquor cabinet for a long moment.  He made his way to the door in a sopping daze and nodded to his secretary upon exiting.  "Deborah, hold my calls.  I'm leaving for the evening."

Deborah blinked at Giovanni. "What ha--"

"Don't ask," Giovanni cut her off as he headed to the door, "just... don't ask."


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Reply #1784 on: June 21, 2013, 06:39:27 AM
Pyro jumped back out of the Pokecenter fridge and rejoined the group as if nothing unusual happened.

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Reply #1785 on: June 21, 2013, 06:42:29 AM
(What happened to the Psyducks.)

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Reply #1786 on: June 21, 2013, 06:45:05 AM
(They went to Professor Oak's lab. 8D)

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Reply #1787 on: June 21, 2013, 03:47:36 PM
-post pushed forward-


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Reply #1788 on: June 21, 2013, 07:57:37 PM
(Just to give a definitive answer of what happened to the Psyduck horde...)

The Psyduck followed Pyro shortly thereafter and passed by the group. Some of them spun around in a drunken haze while "Bruce" skipped behind Sakura licking his lollipop.

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Reply #1789 on: June 21, 2013, 08:03:23 PM
".....I'm so glad stuff like this doesn't shock me anymore." Sakura said as she grabbed a Pokeball from the PC and walked over to Quickie with Bruce the Psyduck skipping behind her licking his Lolipop.

"I find these Psyducks to be unusually amusing." Xuangzang quipped.

(I think I'm going to give Quickie the Togekiss just to give her a Pokemon that's not in Gen 1.)

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Reply #1790 on: June 21, 2013, 09:28:56 PM
The two Tarots and their Pokemon watch as Pyro and his Psyduck horde parade marched by the group.  Chariot opens his mouth to say something only to be interrupted by Hierophant.

"Don't ask...." he sighs while scratching the back of his head.



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Reply #1791 on: June 22, 2013, 12:13:34 AM
Pyro looked to the wrinkled Foot Fetish Monthly in his possession and blinked. He looked to Quickie.

"What's a foot fetish?"

(Better get that magazine out of his hands. 8D)

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Reply #1792 on: June 22, 2013, 12:20:42 AM
Quickie blinked.  "Where did you--nevermind," she took the magazine, holding it as if it at arms' length with the tips of her fingers as if it were a diseased carcass. She dropped it sopping into the garbage can, then went to find a bathroom so that she could wash her hands.


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Reply #1793 on: June 22, 2013, 12:21:27 AM
(That Giovanni. :P)

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Reply #1794 on: June 22, 2013, 12:23:23 AM
"So where did you go this time, I know those Psyducks didn't show up by themselves." Sakura asked as she waited for Quickie to comeback.

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Reply #1795 on: June 22, 2013, 12:26:58 AM
"I went to visit the plumber," Pyro said.

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Reply #1796 on: June 22, 2013, 12:29:21 AM
"Just don't tell Quickie that okay, she'll flip." Sakura cautioned "Also let me know when Blood finds them okay?"

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Reply #1797 on: June 22, 2013, 12:31:20 AM
"He drinks a lot," Pyro added as he showed her an empty bottle of scotch, "I think he needs help."

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Reply #1798 on: June 22, 2013, 12:33:54 AM
"I guess being an evil douchebag that ruins people's lives takes a lot out of him." Sakura pondered.

"I don't understand how some humans can tolerate that stuff." Xuangzang remarked as he was disgusted by the smell.

"I don't know either Xuangzang." Sakura sighed.

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Reply #1799 on: June 22, 2013, 12:39:47 AM
"Some people think it's a better relaxant than pills and herbal tea," Hierophant said while still scratching the back of his head.



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