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Reply #275 on: April 21, 2013, 08:39:47 AM
Quickie paused mid-stride as a thought struck her.  "...Did you clean out your litterbox?"

Mewtwo nodded. "Yes."

"Where did you dump it?"

"I teleported it to Team Rocket."

Meanwhile, in Viridian City...

Giovanni fumbled with his keys as he unlocked the door to his office.  Walking in, he tossed his coat onto a chair, and then strode to his desk.  Only, he froze in mid-step as he found that his desk was covered in a pile of used litter. "..."


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Reply #276 on: April 21, 2013, 08:40:36 AM
(Or that Hitmonchan people rarely take.)
(... MADNESS. WHO WOULD NOT TAKE HITMONCHAN)


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Reply #277 on: April 21, 2013, 08:42:11 AM
(Hahaha, EAT IT GIOVANNI!)



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Reply #278 on: April 21, 2013, 08:42:41 AM
(Oh god, oh god that part Quickie, just that part! XD)

(... MADNESS. WHO WOULD NOT TAKE HITMONCHAN)
(Heck if I know, I chose him because I knew people prefer Hitmonlee.)

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Reply #279 on: April 21, 2013, 08:42:49 AM
With Sapph's skepticism about Sakura carrying a katana, he had forgotten about his own sword for a moment. Then again, his asking about did remind him of past events he had forgotten, events he'd rather not remember. He knew all about crazy people alright. Hopefully, Mewtwo wouldn't get nosy about those memories...

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Reply #280 on: April 21, 2013, 08:45:26 AM
(I GOT IT!! Anyone passing to Celadon? I'll be that one guy that gives out the Softboiled TM!! 8D)


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Reply #281 on: April 21, 2013, 08:46:08 AM
(... MADNESS. WHO WOULD NOT TAKE HITMONCHAN)
(Good question. Hitmonchan can learn a bunch of elemental moves, while hitmonlee... Not so much. o3o)

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Reply #282 on: April 21, 2013, 08:48:11 AM
(Hell, he learnt ALL the punches available back in Gen1: Comet, Fire, Ice, Thunder and Mega.)


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Reply #283 on: April 21, 2013, 08:48:46 AM
(I GOT IT!! Anyone passing to Celadon? I'll be that one guy that gives out the Softboiled TM!! 8D)
(Nah Sakura just came out of Celedon and after this part we're heading to Cerulean to see Bill to get Eevees and maybe the Power Plant to battle Zapados and encounter a swarm of Joltiks just because.)

(Good question. Hitmonchan can learn a bunch of elemental moves, while hitmonlee... Not so much. o3o)
(In gen 3 those moves were Special and Hitmonchan's Special Attack sucks balls.)

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Reply #284 on: April 21, 2013, 08:51:39 AM
(Awww... Wait. Bill? I CAN DO HIM!!)

(It already sucked balls in Gen1. HOWEVER THAT DID NOT STOP HIM FROM PUNCHING)


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Reply #285 on: April 21, 2013, 08:57:10 AM
(In gen 3 those moves were Special and Hitmonchan's Special Attack sucks balls.)
(So? They fixed that. =u= )

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Reply #286 on: April 21, 2013, 08:59:17 AM
(Yes but if you're just playing Fire Red/Leaf Green with no intentions of trading due to Heart Gold/Soul Silver giving away free Tyrouges, Hitmonlee is the superior choice.)

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Reply #287 on: April 21, 2013, 09:20:05 AM
(It has occurred to me that Giovanni now has... a stool sample.)


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Reply #288 on: April 21, 2013, 09:25:35 AM
(Mewthree?)

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Reply #289 on: April 21, 2013, 09:29:03 AM
(It has occurred to me that Giovanni now has... a stool sample.)
(So he now has... Mewpoo? *shot*)

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Reply #290 on: April 21, 2013, 09:30:32 AM
(Since Mewtwo is a clone himself, the new clone will be more unstable and disassemble itself.)

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Reply #291 on: April 21, 2013, 09:32:06 AM
(DISASSEMBLE INTO POO!! Also, so feel like RP-ing Gio for a bit due to this... Development. >0<)


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Reply #292 on: April 21, 2013, 09:33:54 AM
(You know you want to.  After all... while he may not remember their last encounter, he knows his ultimate Pokemon is still out there... somewhere.)

(For the record, you can't clone a creature from its poo. :P )


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Reply #293 on: April 21, 2013, 09:34:57 AM
(DISASSEMBLE INTO POO!! Also, so feel like RP-ing Gio for a bit due to this... Development. >0<)
(and the shock of this completely useless poo...or it turns into an adorable Trubish.)

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Reply #294 on: April 21, 2013, 09:44:54 AM
(For the record, you can't clone a creature from its poo. :P )
(ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH POKEMON SCIENCE!!)

(and the shock of this completely useless poo...or it turns into an adorable Trubish.)
(Given it's Gen1 poo, it's likely a Muk now. 8D)

Giovanni stared at the poo on his desk. It wasn't ordinary poo. But a large pile of poo. He stared at it further, until the smell finally got to him.

"WHO THE HELL POO'D IN MY OFFICE!?"

A random Rocket Grunt happened to pass by the office, and did a spit-take. Giovanni, upon hearing the spit-take, turned and grabbed the Grunt by his collar.

"You BETTER have something to report, else YOU will be the one to clean this mess up!!"

"S-S-Sir yes Sir-r-r!! W-We've found something!!"

"WHAT IS IT!?"

"Y-Your Pokemon has r-r-ringworms-s-s."

Giovanni slowly lowered the Grunt onto the floor, before raising his right foot, and used Mega Kick on the poor Grunt, sending him flying into the opposite wall.

"I am surrounded by imbeciles!!"


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Reply #295 on: April 21, 2013, 09:47:19 AM
(It has to be the Kangaskahn or Rhydon.)

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Reply #296 on: April 21, 2013, 09:47:29 AM
(Psst: Ringworm is a fungal infection of the skin.  Intestinal worms commonly found in animals would be tapeworms, roundworms, and hookworms.)


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Reply #297 on: April 21, 2013, 09:49:36 AM
(But Pokemon are so much more than mere animals! 8D)


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Reply #298 on: April 21, 2013, 09:52:14 AM
(Doesn't change the fact that ringworm isn't a worm. :P  Though, for a Pokemon-y name... How about... Hookwyrm?  Its attack?  Suck. 8D )


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Reply #299 on: April 21, 2013, 09:57:23 AM
(Needs an ability too. Like Rough Skin. 8D)


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