MARRIED BY A ROBOT?!

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on: May 17, 2010, 01:21:20 AM
Here's the link to the news article.

This may sound ridiculous, but it actually happened. A couple in Tokyo were apparently married... BY A ROBOT. (It was called the I-Fairy, btw.) The couple wanted to use the robot as they were 'connected with the thriving robotics industry'.

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Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 01:31:40 AM
All it has to do is be able to consider the response to the yes/no question, so I don't think automating the process is a problem.



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Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 01:33:50 AM
By a robot, well, it's convenient, albeit a bit monotonous.
With a robot... kinky.


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Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 01:38:28 AM
HOLY [parasitic bomb] THIS IS SO AMAZING I NEED TO USE ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS HOW AMAZING IT IS

(the guy who married that girl from love plus was way cooler)



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Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 01:48:28 AM
This comes as no surprise.

(the guy who married that girl from love plus was way cooler)

Agreed.



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Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 01:56:20 AM
This comes as no surprise.

As the technology is seemingly superior (questioning the funds here, mind you), yes.

..Now where's mah war machines?

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Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 01:58:33 AM
I agree with Cephi, I think it's pretty cool that people are able to program a robot to do that.



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Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 02:21:07 AM
I wouldn't even be surprised if this topic's title was MARRIED TO A ROBOT.



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Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 02:21:29 AM
Nor would I, PB. Nor would I.

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Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 02:28:46 AM
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Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 02:31:50 AM
I'm actually disappointed that it was by a robot and not to a robot, it just feels so "meh."


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Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 02:34:52 AM
EVERYONE wants to see someone get married to a robot here.



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Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 02:36:23 AM
EVERYONE wants to see someone get married to a robot here.

I'm still waiting for the first gunshot to be fired by a robot here. :P

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

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Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 02:37:49 AM
Who here would marry a robot master, I wonder?


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Reply #15 on: May 17, 2010, 02:54:25 AM
Don't look at me.



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Reply #16 on: May 17, 2010, 02:59:37 AM
OH JESUS, EVEN PRIESTS HAVE TO WORRY BOUT JOB SECURITY NOW

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #17 on: May 17, 2010, 03:02:45 AM
OH JESUS, EVEN PRIESTS HAVE TO WORRY BOUT JOB SECURITY NOW
I thought they didn't get paid. Or am I wrong? I'd love to get paid to read out of the Bible.


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Reply #18 on: May 17, 2010, 03:12:40 AM
I thought they didn't get paid. Or am I wrong? I'd love to get paid to read out of the Bible.
They get a certain percent of money for living expenses from the church. Buuut everything GOES and COMES from the head of the church. So you cant donate to the specific church- or the priest has to send it in, and will only get a small percent. My local parish- the Guy had to fix up the church walls, so he just said if your going to donate, then just HIRE the guy for me.

But yeah. they get paid. Dont think it's much though.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #19 on: May 17, 2010, 03:17:32 AM
Dont think it's much though.
Dammit. So much for "influential".


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Reply #20 on: May 17, 2010, 03:28:01 AM
Watch the robotics industry in Japan flourish and bring a dawn of a robot uprising as portrayed by many sci-fi authors and such.

Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded hus- *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Who here would marry a robot master, I wonder?
There's a slim to none chance that that'll happen. Only currently one fem-bot master in existance, remember that.

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Reply #21 on: May 17, 2010, 03:41:06 AM
There are women here, remember? ^_^

As it is, Vixy would marry Akira Man... :D

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Reply #22 on: May 17, 2010, 03:53:38 AM
There's a slim to none chance that that'll happen. Only currently one fem-bot master in existance, remember that.
Tits are overrated.

Also, I'm surprised no one brought up the topic about the pinhead from Las Vegas who made the sex-bot. That thing had the visage of eternal psychological torment.


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Reply #23 on: May 17, 2010, 04:00:52 AM
C WUT I DID THAR
no

wanna explain it



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Reply #24 on: May 17, 2010, 04:05:18 AM
There are women here, remember? ^_^
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