reasons you’ve played too much megaman.
1. Whenever you need to get across a puddle, you try to get your dog to morph into a hoverjet
2. Whenever a bully gets in your way, you keep trying to charge up your fist to do more damage
3. You bring a thermos around every where you go so if your life runs low you can charge it up
4. You keep saying that everyone's last name is "Man"
5. Your not Mega
6. People stay away from you cause your known to pull down your pants and take out your "Z-saber"
7. You won't go climbing because your afraid of Rock Man
8. You keep opening and closing your refrigerator in hopes that Dr. Light might show up and give you an armor piece
9. One time you tried to blow up the stove hoping that fire man would be destroyed
10. You can't help but waste your entire life sitting in front of a computer screen reading and writing silly messages in Mega Man forums!!!
11. You can answer the exact weapon to use on every boss and say how much damage it does.
12. You've made up your own ideas for what weapons to use on what bosses and decided how much damage each does.
13. Regular music sounds boring and only makes you think how much better MM music is.
14. You can write an essay on whether Mega Man really would have fired at Wily in MM7, whether MM and MMX are really the same character, and what Proto Man's correct name should be.
15. You try to train your pets to be weapons or give you items.
16. You'll actually watch any episode of the MM cartoon, no matter how bad it is.
17. You've bought a game system specifically because it has a Mega Man game on it.
18. You've built Mega Man characters out of Lego's and reenacted game scenes.
19. You spend an entire day listening to MM MIDIs to decide which ones are really the best.
20. You legally change your name to something music-related.
21. Always digging in people's yard's and trying to find the
remains or Dr.Light's lab to set free MegaMan X.
22. You always try to rebuild MegaMan when you loose your
last life in the game.
23. You always wanted to be an astronaut so you can blast off
into outer space to try to find Star Man
24. When one of your MegaMan games break you try to find
Dr.Light so he can fix it.
25. Every thing you own has MegaMan on it.
26. Every Halloween you dress up as MegaMan
27. Every Halloween You dress your dog up as Rush so the
both of you can go out and try to find Dr.Wily.
28. You always go to the zoo and try to find Snake Man.
29. When you're at that zoo you go to the elephant's cage and
attack the elephant because you think it's Flame Mammoth
in disguise.
30. You try to attack that elephant with your X-Buster.
31. You have gone to every MM site on the web.
32.You remember the name and every thing that's on those web sites
33. You tried to build a real-life version of Megaman with household items.
34. You actually did it.
35. You jumped up and tried to do a mid-air dash.
36. You actually pulled it off.
37. You keep calling you friend Zero.
38. You picked up a stick and beat your mortal enemy with it screaming: "DIE DR. WILY!"
39. You scream in your mind "Guilty!" to at least 20 of these you've read so far.
40. Your G/F broke up with you because you accidently called her "Roll"
41.You always put on a jacket when your near a cow thinking it's Blizzard Buffalo.
42.You try to blow up a dumpster hoping to kill Junkman
43.You can hum every theme from the MM games.
44.When you see a beetle you run like heck thinking it's one of Gravity Beetle’s friends.
45.If' you find a yellow scarf on the floor you run around screaming "ProtoMan's dead!"
46. When you beat someone up, you put your hand on their forehead and expect to get a new weapon.
47. You don't feel stupid after doing No. 46
48. You fear anyone with long blonde hair.
49. You got an F on an essay because it was about "Why Zero could
beat the tar out of Bass"
50. You always keep your bedroom door locked at night becuase otherwise the Robot Masters would get you.
51. you get an red AIBO and a robotic cat that you paint green and call it Rush and Tango.
52.You try to ride the AIBO like a Rush jet and accidentally crush it.
53. When someone kicks your butt you say: "I'll get Zero on your butt next time!"
54. You're wondering if this list will really reach 116
55. You've beaten MMX6 with only X
56. You throw Lego men at people saying "Kill them my Servebots! Kill for Daddy!"
57. You actually killed somebody in the manner above.
58. You swear you see Servebots steal your things at night.
59.You glue your dog on your back hoping that you’ll be able to fly
60.You try to wall jump but fail and you get hurt
61.You try it again (and again and again, and so on)
62. You painted your bike helmet like X's and wired it to map out your neighbor hood in green blocks above your head.
63. You know what the hell I'm talking about.
64. You have an idea for this number.
65. You’ve changed your first name to Mega and your last name to Man
66. You see a spot in the roof that looks weak and you try to break it by jumping up in it
67. You’re so desperate to see a megaman movie that you’d even accept Disney to do it
68. You’re so desperate to see a megaman movie that you’d even accept Leonardo di caprio playing megaman
69. You’re remaking the 8-bit games into 16-bit on the computer and hope that capcom or Nintendo will make them into snes games
70.You know why the heck they call that cat Neon Tiger.
71.You call say all the Robot Masters / Maverick’s, and enemies name from memory.
72. You started mixing characters and created a Megachu
73. You tried to kill yourself hoping your parents would revive you as megaman
74. Every time you see a old man in a machine (lets say power shovel) and you start throwing stones at him
75. You´ve made a special edition of your comp., which looks like megaman
76. You’ve made a special edition of your screen, which looks like megamans helmet
78. You just sit all days listening to megaman music (doing NOTHING else)
79. When you hear a megaman song, you can tell which game and which robot master, or that, it’s from
80. you know exactly how far you would have gotten on that stage when u hear a megaman song.
81.You keep a phone with you incase a crisis comes up so you can "plug in" and fix it.
82. You made a MM patch to fight your cravings.
83. You waste night and day during your spring break playing ALL the games over and over again.
84. You wet yourself every time you hear the name "Wily"
85. You have sent 22 letters to Capcom waiting for them to approve of your desire for a Megaman X anime on TV that actually goes along with the series.
86. You are afraid to travel to far away from your home page on the internet because you might get lost in the maze.
87. You think viruses are all over the internet waiting to attack.
88. You break out humming random themes from various MM titles at work/school
89. You're not embarrassed afterwards.
90. you have every single mm game on computer
91. You painted your dog red and named it rush
92.you stick your tongue in a socket hoping spark man will come out and fight you
93.you go to a nuclear waste facility and try to find Toxic Seahorse
94: You bring all kinds of junk to a girl dressed in red and white, and expect her to make something useful out of it.
95: You kick a garbage pail expecting the lid to either stay on or fly six feet into the air.
96: If the lid stays on after you do #95, you root through the garbage looking for something useful.
97: You broke your PC trying to "jack in" to it.
98: You broke your girlfriend's piano by trying to "jack in" to it.
99: You broke the local TV station van by trying to "jack in" to it.
100: You think there may be some odd connection between Cutman and Edward Scissorhands.
102: It dawns on you that poor Roll is some kind of Stepford wife.
103: After a hard day of playing Megaman, you crawl into bed. You start to doze off... and your fingers start twitching as though you were playing the game.
104: you kill famous people to see if you can get their "special powers"
105: you are afraid of Firemen
106: you think the garbage man is a robot master
107: you have no clue that megaman isnt real
108: all you talk about is megaman
109. You kill your computer when it says it has a virus cause you think it means the Maverick virus.
110. your screen name is Megaman related
111. Your last History report was on the Maverick Wars.
112. You dress up as Zero for Halloween...
113.... Your hair is the right length and you're a guy.
114: Everytime you get promoted to the next grade, you expect your old teacher to give you a password
115: You watch "Star Wars" and wonder what Anakin's doing with Zero's Z-Saber
116. When you hear that the Mets are coming to town, you don your Megaman costume and go looking for them in the hopes that you can eliminate them.
117. You try to perform Zero's three slash combo with your WiiMote/any other remote control.
118. You go dashing around your house.
119. You try to open doors while in mid-air.
120. You're in a pinch and you look for the start button in real life
121. You try to "plug in" your USB drives like in the Rockman.EXE anime
122. You succeed at it.
123. You succeed at it doing it with your foot.
124. You memorized your MM games passwords and you use them as passwords somewhere else.
125. You save up bolts.
126. You try to "slot in" your games into your GB/GBA/NDS
go ahead and add on to the list. I didnt put it in the other topic, (you might be a Rockman fan...) because some of these are just too plain silly.