Oh, man.
- I got an overstressed mother's family who all shout at each other and can't stay a minute without calling everyone on the phone, but dammit, they love me and I know it.
- Haven't talked decently to my douchebag father's family in a long time but I want to stop by his place to punch him in the face one of these days, and knocking his teeth out is gonna feel really [tornado fang]ing good.
- I got 3 friends who've been my bros all the way, and my best friend and I are tighter than anything, although not having the same tastes, we pretty much roll with everything, and it's always awesome.
- I've got the most amazing girlfriend in the whole [tornado fang]ing universe, who knows how to keep me in line and shares just enough geeky tastes so we can talk and argue pointless stuff all day and end in amazing love.
- My career plans aren't looking great, I got [parasitic bomb] grades and a bad job. But I'm moving forward with a smile, I do what I want and I'm amazingly happy about it.
- I'm talented at the few things I like, and can pretty much insert myself into any kind of mindset of other people in order to have a stable conversation with pretty much anyone in the world and enjoy it.
- I got good taste in music, I'm average at most stuff and I can handle myself better than most in a tussle.
- I live in Lisbon, which, besides the fact that we get [tornado fang]'d up the ass in terms of prices and little availability of pretty much anything, is the most amazing place to live in, EVER.
- I got half a donut in my mouth, a Martini in my glass, I'm naked in one of those fake leather chairs that smell like [parasitic bomb] and I just rubbed one off minutes ago. This drink tastes REALLY GOOD. And I feel awesome.
- Tomorrow, I'm gonna get my tools, gonna get some working wood, and I'm gonna fix the old dollhouse I built for my lil' sis so I can finally give it to her.
- I'm also gonna watch Die Hard, gonna play some Sueca at cards, gonna do pretty much what-the-[tornado fang] ever I want, and then I'm gonna head down to the store and get myself a random game for fun.
- And then, I'm gonna sit down at my PC, type down all of the notes I wrote down on my journal I never write in and ended up using as a notebook because who the [tornado fang] keeps journals.
- Then I'm gonna write a bestseller just because I want to and maybe a shitload of articles for my blog I haven't updated in a year and a half.
Because holy crap, I kinda realised right now, as I usually do a few times, and as I will eventually in the future. MY LIFE IS AWESOME.
And God dammit, I love you all. The guys who hate me, the guys who love me, whatthefuckever. You make this world awesome, and I'm damn happy for it.
[tornado fang] yeah.