I say me since I can match him in Brawl, if not better.
That "match" part works both ways, pup. And I'm afraid PB's Toon Link gives me a lot more trouble than you could ever hope to.
Then back to the original plan of TITS OR GTFO? =3 
Wrong thread for that. If I start talking about ex-girlfriends, then we'll be cooking.
Well, even though I tend to be photo-shy on the internets (gotta beware of ax-murderers and all >.> ), I'll show myself this once. However, nobody manned my camera at the wedding, so it'll be a while before I get family photos and/or the photographer gets back to me. Nevertheless, I can share a few from engagement and honeymoon.
First of all, despite my being twice her size, she is older than me (not sure how long I can say that without having to dodge, so I want to get it on record now). Good news is she didn't have to lean when I proposed.
Actual proposal was Christmas '06. This is of course a re-enactment, but it is on-site. Proposing to her was risky business, because you see, there's another man in her life. Worse, it's one of those damn arabs:
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Nethertheless, the wedding went on with only minor skirmishes, which I will share when the professional photos return. The wedding went on, and we made our getaway the day after.
(still cautious about that guy in the background, you can never be too sure.)
So now I have the ring. And yes, my schwartz is as big as yours.
On a more aggravating note, to any who intend to travel after getting married: TAS (the government security screening guys) is an ass. Because they are a separate agency from the airlines themselves, any help guy you get at the airline knows nothing about them, even when specifically asked, will not inform you that TAS requires your ORIGINAL (as in not a copy) marriage certificate should you have entered your wife's married name before her photo ID has been updated. If you don't have it, and cannot conveniently get it (say, due to living a few hours from the airport), TAS may suggest you have the airline change your ticket at the front desk. Your airline will then inform you that that is illegal.
This is what passes for airport security 8 years after 9/11. Brilliant.
Anyways, actual wedding day photos will be available when the photographer gets back to me, which will probably be a few weeks. He offers them digitalized, though, and he's not a DRM prick, so getting them up should be easy once I have them.