(And you're not the only one; I've been busy cleaning house and chatting with my high school crush on Facebook! She was cute then, and she's cute now.)
(Alright, so here's the deal. These 7 things came from Star Road. We've gotta stick to stars, but I do like the idea of the Biometal, so here's what we'll do; the seven stars house either 7 RPM members or the same 7 Star Spirits from Paper Mario 1 corresponding to their correct color. We can then have them playing games or drinking Mango Lemonade, etc., and it'll spice up combat a bit.)
"........OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
*Aldo, fearing the worst, checked his buster to see his remaining energy level.*
"I took two whole notches of damage in that whole ordeal? That's the problem with being a cyborg..."
*he grumbled as he grabbed a nearby vine to pull himself up*
"...you're only half-ready."
*Aldo despised that his creator only made him half-robotic instead of fully robotic. What possible good did having human functions do, anyway? But Aldo had pondered that question his whole life; he needed some other data, now. And to help him with that...*
"Well, I see you're mostly here, even if you're not all there, know what I mean?"
*Half of Aldo's outstanding troopas had managed to land in the same deserted jungle into which he fell.*
"Alright troops, gather in formation! I'm gonna have to do one HELL of a roll call, now! A one-by one inspe..."
*Aldo managed to spot a star-looking object fall from the sky, but something was different; these 'stars' weren't stars at all, but seemed to be fragments of something larger. ...one of them was also screaming EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAARRRGH as it fell into a nearby forest across a treacherous river that his troopas couldn't cross. Aldo was confident in his own abilities, though, and didn't really care what or who the 'star' was.*
"...inspection. LINE UP!"