Topic: Microsoft Banned from Selling MS Word in the U.S.

[Captain Headdy]

These puns...they're too intense.

[Police Girl]

There should be more INFO on this lawsuit...

These puns...they're too intense.

Don't worry, the PATH of puns is over... I think...

[Kieran]

<Conan O'Brien> Microsoft is no longer allowed to sell its Word program in the US until a patent issue is resolved.  Bad news for Microsoft, but one employee is taking it particularly hard.

<MSWord Paperclip> Goodbye, cruel world. *blows its eyes off with a revolver*

<Conan> ...I never liked that guy.

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