Alright guys, you remember how this went. And since people stopped rating after several weeks of the original topic's lifespan, I don't need to post any rules.
GOGOGOGOGO
Kawaii desu blush~ *brutally murdered*
"Foxy, aren't I?"
"*pops up* I'm baaaaaaaack!"
"Oh, there's something in my eye?"
the rotating avatar of doom[fool]
"I'm so cool you can't even see me!"
oh lawl, I forgot to restore one. If anyone is willing, I'd like a pokemon/rockman trigger (or exe) avatar. anyhow...
now you see me, now you don't
Why, this avatar is invisible because it's so awesome.
actually, I do have an avatar, but it's a ninja with it's training weights removed.
centaur duck will stab you in the back
(That training weights thing isn't some Naruto crap is it?)
I think the invisible ninja avatar is more threatening, and will probably do more than stab you in the back.
rock lee opens up a can of woop ass on gaara when he removes his weights.
I am officially done talking to you now. (Don't take it the wrong way.)
don't like naruto? and no I'm not a narutard, I just happen to remember the gaara rock lee part real well.
Yeah, not a fan of Naruto.
Also, I think we derailed.
Rub-a-dub-ducky.
"Yikes! Watch where you're hitting that thing! You almost took my head off!"
"iEX-TER-MIN-ATE!"
(Also, since my hard drive is borked as well, and all of my avatar images are there, screwed boy is screwed for this topic.)
"I shall join rockmon in the ninja hidden avatarness!"
"Oh stop playing around over there silly."
"No narutard jutsu can reach the amount of invisibility that I have!!"
"What the [tornado fang]...?"
"So that's what happened. SERVANT! Bring my horse. Tonight, we Ride into battle. FOR HONOR AND GLORY!"
"You know, you need to chill out more."
"Seriously, could THESE eyes EVER lie?"
"You want what?"
"Do you feel lucky, Sigma?"
"Could someone this adorable be responsible for taking over the world? Really?"
Bye, Have a nice evening!
"Aw man. I'm gonna be stuck in this jello forever!"
"You did WHAT with Rosalina?!"
"Uh oh... this looks like it's going to get ugly... *waves* I'll jus be going now"
"Nyu~? What's going on?"
BWAHAHA! The World is mine!
"OKAYYY!! CUT!"
How was I?
"You have the lamest voice ever, but you're on board, Welcome to MEGAMAN 8!"
"I... want to be in a game, since I'm already in a stage select box..."
"*wiggly eyebrows and grabs RMZX to use as a RM* GOOOOOTTTCHHAAAAAAA!!!"
"So... RMZX.EXE is a RM now?"
"I'm the next 'Egg'man! .. Wait, wasn't I around before he even existed?"
"You have got to be kidding."
Gotta catch WilyII! I'll just use this rail that is in front of me.
"MY aura, is the birth, of a new, beginning of, funk."
*tumbleweed*
Nothing's Left.....
"My body glows with an awesome PO-Oh wait. That's radiation I'm glowing with.
[parasitic bomb]."
"..."
Fear me, My Eyes are YELLOW!
"Help let me out of this box! Poisoness gas.... surrounding me *cough cough*"
"Fine, I guess you can take one picture.
But if I see it on Ebay you'll suffer my incredibly cute wrath."
"Drink me. You'll feel a lot better and calmer after that."
"You sure about that? you looks poisonous?"
"It's like my mom always said: Would a talking tea cup lie to you?"
"I'm not lying, I swear!"
"Snaaaaaake!"
Im holding something, Im just not sure what.
"My body is glowing with awesome power!"
Thats No Good, Chip!
"I gotta find a way to get out of this goo..."
I can't believe Mario cheated on me with Daisy! ARRRGH!!!
"My glow is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME...." 0v0
"I'll just leave this here..."
"Wait for me Sonic!!!"
"And sometimes, IT'S ME!!!"
"I swear we didn't do anything!"
"Yo. I know I know, the scarf's WAY TOO KEWL~" 8D
"DOCTAH WAHWY."
"Those aren't dead pixels! They're my Flickies... Dammit, I wanna go Super again! ;___;"
"Hello, ladies. Like my scarf?"
"How much do I like my dentist, you ask?"
"Oooooooooooooh...pretty dots...." :V
"So yeah, the executive director of Rockman ZXA told me he got a role for me and I should wait here for a draft of the script...I've been waiting for quite some time now..."
"Get away, trash"
"I don't associate myself with inferior beings such as yourself."
"I'm leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeering at you...." bVd
"So what... I'm still bored as hell!"
"Look as I wag my finger."
"Bah....all worthless. SOMEONE GIVE ME A DECENT PING PONG CHALLENGE!"
"Blues lantern is your new challenger honey!"
"*waggles finger* you'll have to wait your turn, I'm next!"
"Oh darn... I thought I was next."
EX-TER-MIN-AT... Oh wait, I shouldn't be talking, just dancing? HOW-DO-I-DANCE? 8D
"Dude, don't get your iPod near me. I'm giving off waves of EMPs! It'll fry your hardware good!"
"I finally got my hands on older technology!"
"Fear me and my kawaii doll...."
"I'm wearing a Happy Burger hat for one reason or another, now watch me run face first into this block!"
"Oh! That was so exciting, I almost dropped my tea!"
"Daleks can listen to music too." 8D
"Wish I had one of those..."
"iDalek, we EX-TER-MIN-ATE to music."
"I exterminate with my robots!"
"I don't think so..."
"Would this face lie?"
"Didn't you said something? I can't hear you over my recording of death screams."
"I can't speak that loud... teehee!"
"No, no, no... That won't do!"
"In my spare time, I hide inside mein robots. Und not in ze vay zat you think!"
"Makes me wonder if there is a chibi that needs to be EX-TER-MIN-ATED in my body..."
*Hot news! A chibi Dr. Wily is found inside an unsuspecting Dalek!*
"No, no, no... That's impossible!"
"You think I could have done all those things... with a face like this?"
"I think I'll have to kill you doc."
"No, no, no... If you kill him, then what would Rockman be fighting for?"
"You really think I'm capable of the the things you accuse me of? This face?"
"All I can say is that the aura around my sword is getting impatient..."
"I won't try to take over the World again... really."
"Hey. I'm glowing. You REALLY want to stick around and find out why?"
HI THERE!
"Where's that darn plug outlet..."
"HAHA! I took it!"
@Sonic: YOU! WHY ARE YOU HERE?
@Wily: HAHAHA!
Bhee-Bhwew! [/Yoshi]
I shouldn't have devoured that unununium...
(It's real! See? (http://www.chemicalelements.com/elements/uuu.html))
I hate my wife, she caused the rocket to stop working.
"What did you say to my wife?!"
Sora, here! CURAGA!
The summit broke! Stupid Seals!
"How do you like my tuxedo?"
"That tuxedo is a no no no."
The Prince of Ping Pong, Now on DVD!
"What is this purple smoke? looks creepy."
Daffy's got nothing on me!
"...Well, that is amusing..."
tsk,tsk,tsk. This will not do at all.
Why am I glowing pink?
"Dodge this!"
"Where you shooting? Idiot."
"My mask glows in the dark."
"Beware my ping-pong paddle of DOOM!"
Hello Earth people. I come in peace. By the way, you like my bitchin' jacket?
Its Rambo's Lizard!
Fear the aura that glows a color of intimidation!
"Fear me as I sneak up behind you and deliver cryptic messages of your doom!"
.
"Ahh! Sonic wait! These pixels are slowing me down! ; ;"
"Hmmm, why can't I see what's going on to the left of me..."
"I wear my sunglasses online, so I can, so I caaan, watch you post and coast around the web!"
"Maybe I should've gotten a haircut while the site was down..."
Quote from: Trask on November 10, 2008, 06:07:39 AM
"I wear my sunglasses online, so I can, so I caaan, watch you post and coast around the web!"
BTW, this was awesome!
"I'm too sexy to be eaten!"
"No no no, no eating in here."
"Yes, this is our sacred land of table tennis. NO FOOD ALLOWED!"
"Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who'd never, ever start an argument? Who never shows a bit of temperament? Who's never wrong but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No one but Donald Duck!"
"Actually, I'm smiling on the inside!"
"Hey, baby. How's about you show me that Mona Lisa smile, if you know what I'm sayin'?"
".........no..........."
"I'm still not Battle of 1999. Please send you mailbombs to:
PO BOX 573
Kyoto, Japan"
"crickets chirp as the long dark night endlessly drags on"
"Even Mew's windmill antics cannot match my cuteness. ;)"
"...This thing's about to blow up in my face, isn't it?"
"Actually, just staying home and eating chips sounds pretty good, too."
"Whoa! What're these weird block things?!"
"I hate that SPRINGMAN has a faster car than me..."
"Oh dear....I forgot to carry the one..."
"Ta-DAAAAA!"
"MY LIGHTS ARE BLINKING, THAT MEANS IT IS EX-TER-MIN-A-TION TIME!"
"I have a paddle. I'm ready for anything."
"Then you are ready to be EX-TER-MIN-ATED!!?"
"Even after the site was fixed, I still can't see what this Red-X is suppose to be! DAMMIT!"
"It's gonna rain soon..."
"Na-ah-aah! The sky is clear!"
"and when the sky is clear, we DISCO!"
"Oh no you don't! Not without me!"
"NOT BOTHERING YOU. NOT BOTHERING YOU. NOT BOTHERING YOU!"
"You deserve a kiss on the cheek!"
"You two get a room! I won't be having that canoodling in my foyer!"
"I... shouldn't have heard that... D:"
MASTER ALBERT!!!! :W
"I'll prove to you that I am the best Pokemon Catcher!"
"I vant to be the very best. Like no von ever vas!"
"Even the gender bender beam can't change my sexellence!!"
"sigh... I want to be gender bendered now..."
*Foot Taps impaitently*
"Why is my aura dithering?"
"Pick me up to get a 1-up!"
*Faaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttt*
"Huey, Dewey, Louie! What have I told you boys about farting in the living room when Daisy visits? Tsk, tsk..."
"Thank you, but Count Dracula is in another castle."
"Mess with Daisy, and you'll have to go through me!"
"This is what happens after I grab an Invincibility STAAAAARRRR!!!"
"How did I find DRACULA CASTLE?!"
"This finger is going right up my nose!"
"I'll just stare at you until you get creeped out. Don't mind me."
"The space is actually dead."
"I never caught this type of fish before... I wonder how it tastes"
Rockman is a cannibal
"Your Mario is in another castle!"
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"Rocket launcher is the [parasitic bomb] yo!"
Rock: Would you hurry up with the photo? This is getting heavy...
Splashy: I HEARD THAT!
"I...I wanna go fishing too!"
"Heh. This is what you got after a fisihing day"
"You look... good to bite..."
"I'm such a kawaii little evil scientist. Won't you let me take over the world?" >w<
Damn Drink Dispenser, I didn't want Diet Mountain Dew in my pool!
"I NEED MORE GRAPE JUICE!"
"She's no Hylian Loach, but she is one fine catch if I do say so myself."
"Doing her would still count as necrophilia, dude."
"Heh, if I keep up this speed I may be able to time travel this time."
"Maybe she can tell me if I'll beat my next opponent or not!"
"And that is how you can have peace of mind for only dollars a day. And that's harder and harder to come by in a world filled with crime and robots"
"Golly gee mister! Sign me up!"
"Then I will sign you up...TO BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED."
"kekeke, how I love to hear that!"
"Okay, now take a pic of me grabbing a boob!"
"OH, WHY CAN'T I GRAB BOOBIES!?" :(
"Say...I think we can do more than just grab boobies.... [eyebrow]"
"I like to bite 'em, heh heh heh."
"Oh you wanna know how many grab I've done in 1 second?"
"Guess I hit the jackpot, didn't I?"
"Come near me with that [parasitic bomb], and you will BURN!"
Oekaki sexellence. :P
"See this red x? It means I'm not here."
"CRUD!"
"Ooh! It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen!"
"Yeah, that one right there. The guy I'm pointing at. He looks a lot like you, Gauntlet!"
"COUNT PEEBEE-ULA!"
"I like little boysh!"
"Great, what a choice. Pedo Light or Crazy Wily. I'm outta here!"
"Ah man, why'd you hafta wake me up? I was having the most sexcellent dream, too!"
"Heh. You really think you can keep up with me?"
"I really don't mind if you can't keep up..."
"Fool! The world is already mine!"
"Her face looks so cute."
"What about me~?"
"I seriously don't intent to take over the world again with the help of my evil, devastating Robot Masters of Doom...Seriously."
"Touch me and I'll do Excalibur and your ass!"
"SUPER HYPER MEGA PEACH CHARGEEEEEEE ~!
Why buy one when you can buy two at only twice the price?
"Yes, look at me.... *yoink* Got your wallet!"
"well ive stolen your 2 Star force games!"
"The Sake ran out...oh what will I doOoOoO~"
Fish Lips on MY face?
[objection!] 8D
"I'm shedding dark aura...is that good or bad?"
I can't read Playboy in this light...
Aura Man, a humanoid floating Robot Master.
"Always the challenger"
AHHH!! SOMEBODY CUT MEGAMAN'S HEAD OFF!
"Don't worry, I can reattach it back... with GRAPE JELLO!"
Im gonna have fun tonight. [eyebrow]
"...that thing is dead right?"
OMG She's ALIVE! Ohh Baby! :V
"Your serve doesn't scare me! I've got wonder-paddle!"
Go,Go PINGAS Rangers!
"I could geassed my way to the championship!"
"Best catch ever? You decide."
I lost my ball.. :(
"...And thus, I have drawn a circle in mid-air with nothing more then a ping pong raquet handle."
Somebody PLEASE tell me thats an extra life!
"Objection... Unfinished. -_-"
"I only pray this thing doesn't go off right now"
"OBJECTION!"
i got nothin' =P
Ok, I challenge someone to come up with something OTHER than Objection <.<
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *transforms into Super Sayien-I mean, Peach*"
"And that is what the world would be like if Lucas invented the Finger-Longer..."
My head is floating. Weird...
"Wait, how do I not have clothes and am yet not freezing?"
"This is a nuke. This is a nuke after I tamed it. Any questions?" :P
"I got one. Teach me how to tame my boredom."
"Taming a boredom is [tornado fang]ing boring!"
"Try fly fishing...or in this case, mermaid fishing." owo
"I'm off to go fishing..."
EX-TER-MIN-A-TION!!!!!!! :W
"So...you love me?"
The face says "trust me".
The eyes say "kill".
"Get ready for some punch hitting!"
"You've got guts."
"Am I good, or what?" >w<
"*Sigh* flushed the whole room again with the juice."
"This Peek-a-boo style is highly recommended!"
"Hot chick? On MY arm?
...PHOTO OP!!"
"You've triggered my trap!" *pull down pants*
"Let my use my counter attack card...Splash Woman!"
Hehehe...
"Okay, who replaced my oar with a paddle? It's not the same thing!"
"I'm too sexy for you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *charges up*"
"Hmmm.... Not bad.... Now to sneak into Roll's room and act like one of her plushies!" [eyebrow]
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. I was just kicked out."
"You wouldn't kick out a mad scientist as cute and cunning as I, would you?"
" [tornado fang] Cieling Cat. I see you [speed burner]. *evil quickgrin* "
"Can-can I touch it?"
"I know I can with my Loooooong-Fiiiinga!!"
Posted on: November 13, 2008, 04:43:25 AM
Er, refresh or something; I don't think my avatar has anything to do with Daleks. >.>;;
"Bored... Booored.... BOOOORRREEEEEDDDD!.."
"All I need now is a large cardboard box..."
Quote from: Nexus on November 13, 2008, 04:47:25 AM
Er, refresh or something; I don't think my avatar has anything to do with Daleks. >.>;;
Sorry, wasn't paying attention... >_<
"Who needs Robot Masters when I can just look cute and cuddly and sway the world into obeying me?" 8D
"Think you could make a few Robot Masters to bust me outta here?"
"NO. Don't do it! I'm the only Robot Master you'll ever need!"
"I'm the only good-looking Robot Master there is, though!"
"I have bombs, though... That drill. That counts for something, right?"
"Can they move as fast as me?" bVd
"I wish I had a newer book..."
"De facto leader, reporting in!"
"I'm just as suave and sophisticated as he is! I should be the leader!"
"Guess who's quicker!?"
"Good thing I keep this mirror with me, for I am SIMON BELMONT!'
"So many sexellent appearances...which one shall I be...?" owo
"Bah. This book sucks."
"Book? THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
*puts down magazine called Sexiest Robot Masters With Bananas* Huh, what?
With my Green Lantern powers I'll get my post count back to its former glory!
"Oooohhh! You thought I was going to play ping-pong with this paddle when I was actually just...going...to...nevermind..."
"Did I say Count Dracula, cause I really meant Count Chocula!"
"Wanna know how much gel I use to keep my hair this spikey?"
"Hey, I wonder what my hair actually looks like?"
"Prolly not as good as mine!"
"...the [tornado fang] is crawling up my leg?"
"Super Macho Man has nothing on MY manboob dance!"
"Godzilla's got nothin' on my Dragonzord!"
"Good god, this book is just agonizing to read! I'm gonna play with something else..."
"iDalek...wait what?"
"When I wished upon a star~"
"You can get this for only 50$!"
"...that's certainly quite a rip-off there."
"You get just ONE sighned autograph from me"
"These fans behind my head are [tornado fang]ing annoying!"
"C'mom Splashy, wake up and smile for the camera~ ^^"
"Wake me again and DIE."
"Not while I am transforming!"
Mecha Dragon V/S Dragonzord 8D
"Which dragon should I capture?"
"Aren't I just adowable?" ^w^
"Don't you dare trying to capture me!"
I wish she had a bottom and not fins.. [eyebrow]
"Let me see you PONG!"
I wonder what happens if I touch her here...
"You dare challenge my pong?!"
I have a bad hair day, SO NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
"Jus try it and you'll feel my paddle!"
I used to be CGI, but I moved to paper cuz it makes me 100 times cuter! >w<
"Are you here to challenge my pong! authority!?
*Cue random MM weapon get music*
-Splash-
Get equipped with Splash Woman.
"... No one will bother to look at my embarrasing actions if I place a big red X here..."
"Take off every ZIG!"
"NOOOO!!! Disco is not dead!!!"
"What is this disco you're talking about?"
NOO! YEARS OF PLANNING AND HARD WORK RUINED!
"I think I just saw my doppelganger just now?"
"All of these avatar changes...they confuse me...I'm going to (sob) cry!"
"Be a man! Like me!"
"No! Be a chibi...LIKE ME!!!" 8)
"NO! Just get me out of here!"
"Now, now don't be hasty there!"
"But... But... MY PIZZA!!! ;_;"
"Don't worry, I'll buy a new one just for you."
"Thank you so much! ;_;"
"No problem! Oh jus one thing... the price will be 1 WORLD BEING MINE, NYA HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Do I really have to pay that?"
It's time for world conquest! After that, I'll turn everyone into a chibi! MWAHAHAHA!
EXTREEEEEEEEEME! 8D
"Well, I did undergo extreme training to become who I am today..."
They mocked Chibi Wily for his height. But soon, the joke was to be on them. Oh, he'd show them. He'd show them all...
"Well, I don't really care!"
Wily was promised free Toblerone bars if he set up a bank account in a Swiss franchise.
"You know what will happen to you if you're lying right?"
NOOOOOOOO! This pizza was the work of my whole life... T_T
"There's a sniper scope trained on me! I'm going to make the wise choice of fighting it with my fists!"
"Come here and I'll show you something huge!"
"My gigantic fro is giving me neck pain! Must... dial... chiropractor..."
Im so cute, I chose Model L because its based off a girl, just like me!
"My paddle handle is at an angle FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!"
Come on, I won't bite... Much.
AHH ITS A MISSLE.
"You lost. Now hand me all your balls. You shall never be able to play with these small ping pong balls anymore."
Pet me.
I dare you to fight me for the championship and the pagoda!
Mah Boi, This EVIL is what all true EVIL Strives for!
"Maybe, but my Geass would like to speak to you."
The wPod. Wily's true inspiration for Robot Masters.
"I'm Henry VIII, I am!"
"Then can you tell me where I can find some werewolves to terminate?"
"So, do these glasses make me look cool or what?" [eyebrow]
"I wish I had cool glasses..."
Docta viry!!
"I'm all fired up!"
*How the cake became a lie*
"Lie cake will taste better if you add a lot of Mountain Dew!"
"Dammit! Why does this have burnt pepperoni and green peppers on it? I was trying to bake a cake!"
"I could be the cake for you..."
BWAHAHA! You'll Never catch me, Rockman II!
I'm just a guy who popped out of Code Geass, then started playing Ping-Pong. :V
Hey Sonic, when am I getting a new game?
Sonic: NEVER EMERL! YOU DIED!
"Man, I love this anime so much, I might ask Akira to make some Ecchi of my favorite Code Geass characters with my Ping Pong Racket, mostly that red-head." 8D
Beep, I CANNOT PROCESS THIS PICTURE, YET I HAVE THE STRANG URGE TO FAP. 8D
"Pong before Fap, that's my motto."
"NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON ANYMORE! WHA...WHAT WAS I MAKING THIS PIZZA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!?!?" :'(
Why must it be this hard just to read a book?
I AM STILL FAPPING. :V
Ping Pong master!
"Wanna play with me, Vixy-chan?"
Looking at the stars... So peaceful.
"Ping-pong's anything but peaceful here."
I am the honest-to-goodness King of Sai-am, even though I look menacing.
"There's nothing to see here. Move along."
This is relaxing...
"Ping pong is a war! not a relaxing sport at all!"
"Took...a shot...in the groin...by...ping-pong ball. The PAIN!!!"
I need to make sure The Count isn't F***ing the Spiderwebs. 8D
"Can I paddle his butt if he is?"
"Watch that third step. It's a doozy." :|
"I hope this green stuff washes out of my jacket..."
"Hey! Wanna go swimming with me?"
"Look! Up in the sky!" :O
"It's an X! Now get off of my lawn."
"I can cut your lawn lickity split with my Boomerangs!"
I love how the rotators have single handedly made this game so difficult.
"Look at my [tornado fang]ing hair"
"O_O This is surprising."
"I'm so cute I'm deadly!"
o/"We will, we will, kill you!(will kill you baby~!)"o/
"WHY!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!? I WORKED SO HARD ON IT TOO!!! NOW IT'S A LIE JUST LIKE THE CAKE!!!!"
"It's only cake. Just getting out of my situation..."
"Shademan ain't got nothing on me."
Shiro: I'm strangely still not feeling anything...
"I have the world in my hands!"
Shiro: I have a cute little loli in my hands... bVd
"Wily? Never heard of that guy. I'm no one but the mysterious Mr. X whose true identity definately isn't Wily."
"Is... that so... *looks up to the sky*"
PREPARE TO DIE, LIGHT!
"Are you ready? I'll make sure your ready."
w00f
Im a rapping dog who was taught by an onion! :P
"Ping, Pong, It's all in the mind... I got it... I GOT IT!"
Where is this place? Wheres my cat?
If I can train myself with this very Ping Pong, then I should be able to teach my cat the way of Ping Pong Fu..
"I have a red metal goatee. That, or I forgot to use my napkin after that spaghetti."
YAY!
@Gaia: I AM STILL FAPPING, BEEEEEEEEP! (I just had to finish that. 8D.)
@Mirby:Catch that Bandicoot!
@ Mirby: Hmph. You might as well use my plane to get around, eh?
@ RMZX: Duh, I've been holding this ping-pong racket, for like, a month? totally awesome dude. :cookie:
Random shifting avatar go. :|
"I'm... not really a Gundam..."
"Why are you looking at me? I didn't launch that missile..."
Don't bug me, I'm sleeping.
Obey me World!! :W
Just try and resist my epicity!
PK FREEEEZE!!
"I... can't.... mo....ve."
"You think I, the GBD, couldn't get any cooler? I did, you jerkwads!"
"My vision is constricted..." -u-'
"Why am I crying!? It's just a dumb pizza; a dumb pizza I worked blood and sweat to make!" :'(
"Don't you understand? This red X isn't "Image Not Found", it's MODERN ART. Gawsh."
Want to see something? I know you do... :V
@Asvel "I'm a extremeist hippy who overeacts to enviormental injustice!"
@RMZX.EXE "Geass Pingpong powers go!"
"And I counter your Geass pingpong power with my special pingpong power!" 8D
"So...I heard you know pong-fu?"
No this afro is getting bigger as disco gets more out of style!
" Wow guys, look how lopsided my face is! "
"Hey, throw me some eye cream!"
"That depends, will you take me to the beach later? :D"
"Is this a dream?"
"m-maybe it'll still taste good.... ; ;"
"Hmmmm, I could sure go for some Ice Cream...but which flavor to choose..."
"Pick me! I'm sexellently good...!" [eyebrow]
"Pick me. It'll relieve my boredom."
Pick me. It's Conquerlicious!
I'm so sexy.
"I'm so cute! Punchy punchy!"
*listening to iPod* "DON'T YOU WANT ME, BA-BY. DON'T YOU WANT ME OHHH-OHHHH"
"I'm so fast! Catch me if you can!" [eyebrow]
"I'll pass. I have an exam to study for."
"YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY [ray splasher] HARDER"
*looking down* "That's...a big [ray splasher] you have there..."
"Of course it's big. It's big because it holds the power... OF THE WIND." *leaves fly by*
"You know...you people disturb me...greatly!"
"Your just jealous of our [ray splasher]s. HA!"
(this is more like the "use the avatar above you to create a story")
"Well then, take this [ray splasher]. ZOMBIE EYE BEAM!"
"Ah~ What can be better than soaking in a tub, then soaking in a tub with hot delicious girls?"
"Bah. You und your jacuzzi."
"I should've joined PB's Hot Naked Jacuzzi Party back then!"
"No wonders, you can join the PB Dance now! *shake, shake, shake*"
"I can?! I shall rule ze dance vorld!"
"I can do the ROBOT, how about that?"
"Forget Robot Masters. I have CHIBIS!"
"And I have a sexcellent female clone beside me... ~<3"
"And I am a logo!"
"A LOGO!? Where's the speed in THAT!?"
"Yes, that's right. I use FIRE Pokemon! Go...FIREMAN...I mean Magmar!"
"I'm content."
"...REALLY NOW?"
"I'm not.... THE PIZZA IS RUINED!!!" :'(
"So you're the one who ruined my pizza! eat rice I must!"
"But... I WANNA EAT MY PIZZA! (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Dr_Wily_II/Animations/TearyKobunFull.gif)"
"Doo dee doo... vorking on a mysterious project..."
"That's for making TurboMan, old man!"
"Here I come to save the day!"
"Would you come and save me from my situation then?"
"NEIN!"
"You're bothering me doctor!"
"Then, shall we... dance?"
"This laptop is so awesome!"
"You... look awesomely beautiful tonight, milady."
"Hey guys... I'm the main character here..."
"I know you are my main character, milady."
"Dr. Wily - Now with 3D action."
"Shiro - Now with soft, cuddly loli!"
"Celebrating 20 years of Wily."
"I could look at that face all day~"
"Aww... You are making me blush..."
It's the Wilynopoly man! 8D
"*yawn* I'm sleepy mew... *turns circles a few times, curls up into a ball and falls asleep*"
Awesome girl with rattles ;)
"I don't catch pokemon, pokemon catch themselves for me!" >w<
"The restraining order said 500 feet!"
"Now I will EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOU FOR NOT FOLLOWING THAT ORDER!"
"It's not a mask. I was born with a Lego head."
"Anyone who thinks I'm either Casshern or an over-sized R2-D2 is getting EX-TER-MIN-ATED!"
"Dude... Just give it a rest already. We know you're all talk. You haven't exterminated anyone yet."
*does Chibi Quickie Conga*
"CHIBI CHIBI QUICK-IE!
CHIBI CHIBI QUICK-IE!
CHIBI CHIBI QUICK-IE!
CHIBI CHIBI QUICK-IE!"
"Ohhh man that's sounds too amusing!"
"You really need to stop following me. I have a tazer. I know how to use it."
"Objection! Tazer is not permitted in RPM!"
"I'm just kidding. Let me adjust my tie..."
"Ah-hah-hah-hah! Oh, my my my my..."
"Stop laughing! Or I will EX-TER-MIN-ATE you!"
"I'm honestly not impressed."
"But I am... You are beautiful..."
"This image is too hardcore for us RPMers."
How you doin'?
"I'll fight! For everlasting peace!"
"DAT ASS ROBOT"
"Can I bite on that?"
@Wily:Mwahahaha! With my new randomness Megaman will NEVER find out my weakness! MWAHAHAHAHA!
@ZX: My name is Hibari Kyouya. You woke me up. Prepare to die.
@Wily (again >_>): See above.
"Any trespasser will be prosecuted hadoukened."
SOOOOOOOORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A random shifting avitar with a guy who went Black Shadow in a SSBB Taunts parody does know how to use Pokemon Trainer Red.
*Broken down due to excessive Fapping.* 8D
(Can you give someone else a chance at captioning my avitar, please? -Same goes with the Corrupt a Wish)
I have a Ping-Pong, now gonna stick it in the gutter. (and of course, it's my enemy's Bwahahha)
"Now, where should I destroy for breakfast?"
"Goofy, get off my FOOOOOOOOOT!!!"
Why would you cheat on me, Goofy? 8D
"All hail Lelouch vi Britannia, the Prince of Table-Top Tennis!"
I have no time for table-tennis, kids sport...
"My Geass says otherwise, Kaname-kun!"
I can't be doing this, Goofy cheated on me and now i'm stuck playing table tennis? this is one bad week.
"You think you're stuck? I'm stuck! Literally! This damn paddle is super-glued to my hand!"
"Here, let me help you remove that paddle from your hand. Oh, don't worry, I'll put the arm back after I forcibly rip it off. I promise!"
"I'm sorry, but this will have to wait until next night."
"Not if my Hadouken has anything to say about it!"
"You don't want to do that..."
Donald Duck: Bigger, stronger, but still short on the fuse.
"Fuse... Maybe I can blow myself out of here..."
"Perhaps I can interest you in one of mein Skull tanks?"
"OBJECTION! The Quick Quickster's better!"
"Or perhaps I can have Granade Man blow you out of there." [eyebrow]
"Please do. I'm seriously bored and who the hell is the [dark hold] who keeps throwing me back in here?!"
"I could help you EX-TER-MIN-ATE him."
"See? I'm nothing special - move along, move along. Nothing to see here."
"I hope she doesn't mind that I smell her hair..."
"Hair? HAIR!?"
"One more time you say hair... be prepared for consequences!"
"YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH HAAAAIIIIRRRRR!!"
"Heh, who needs hair?"
"Yeah, I need to money for, uhh... a head operation! Yeah - see the bandage?"
"So...let's go down to bussines"
"I'll bite you for your spelling and grammar."
8D
"I KNEW IT! MY LATEST IDEA IS A SUCCESS! Defenseless seals with bombs strapped to their heads was a -GREAT- idea! It only took me until the tenth Rockman game to do it! *obligatory evil laugh*"
"Sparta? THIS! IS! DAYCAAAAAAAAAAARE!!"
"I'm here to rid the world from polluters, because I am an enviormentalist, and I will do things my way to keep the waters clean."
"My poop is radioactive."
"You dare kill Sora, but, YOU. DARE. TOUCH. THE. HAT!? DON'T. TOUCH. THE. HHHHAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!" *goes super*
Anyone who gets this refercence gets a big fat cookie with spaghetti filling.
"Seriously. Relax."
"How can I be calm when there's so much EX-TER-MIN-ATING to do and so little time!?"
Were did all the colors go?
"Into my sign!"
"Oh...so that's why..." *sulking*
"YOU ENRAGE ME!"
"But can you do hadouken?"
KAMEHAMEQUAAAAAAAKKKKK! That's better!
"Hah! Blocked it with my Shinkuu Hadouken! Try harder!"
"You LARPers creep me out..."
"D-o-o-d! THIS IPOD IS THE HOTNESS...........MARRY ME...."
"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?" *starts crying*
"Now, who would run away that fast from the sexy PB?"
Sad school girl is saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.... :'(
"I'm living a sad life...."
"...I even settled down and started a family..."
"Golly gee, I wish I could settle down and start a family!"
"Daleks don't need family! They have one devotion; to EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!" :W
"I don't even need a family, even a dog is sufficient!"
"DAG-FLABBIT, EVEN DISNEY'S GETTING IN THE SUPER SAIYAIN ACTION!!!"
"I'm so gonna get in Ripley's Believe it or not!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? QUACKO QUACKO QWAAAAK!?"
"All according to plan. bVd "
"I'm not in excrusiating pain...honest.... Help me...."
"I never sleep, never."
"You never sleep?! Don't you know of the detrimental effects that lack of sleep will have on you?!!"
"I dunno. Why don't you tell us...but then again, Daleks could care less for sleep anyway as long as there are futile beings in existance."
"Eh, I wish I could sleep. Damn boredom."
"...I'm never letting you drive my flying bathtub anymore."
"All right, Daleks! Formation, and... TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, WHO DO WE EXTERMINATE?"
"TORNDONADO HOLD-O....wait, that's not my move? Oh yeah....TORNDONADO BLOW-O"
"I'm the masked Tuxedo! .... not."
Mickey: Are you feeling okay..?
Donald: *Throws a Super Sayajin tantrum* QQQQUUUUAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!
"the ultimate Gizoid!"
... oh [parasitic bomb], I forgot to turn the playstation on.
SMILE. >=D
"Yeah, you just wait until I pick my darts up off the floor. I'll hit you this time, target!"
"Thank you, dimensional wormholes; I get a whole new life in a place hundreds of times less technologically advanced than me!"
"...let's forget that it ever happened ok..."
"No! Never! I shall make them pay for ruining my vehicle!!!" :W
"That's nice. Just don't call me in for jury duty."
"Hmm, do you want some quick prosecution job?"
"I demand a fair trial with a jury made up of my peers!"
" Here's your jury! *backhands* "
"Freckles are totally cute you know. ;D"
"How you doin' babe, I'm the sexcellent Jericho"
" Animu! "
"I has a KISSY FACE!"
"Time for some sexellent sunbathing. Who wants to rub lotion on me?" 8D
"I will....lemme just get a cup full on lotion..."
"My scarf is as big as an anaconda!"
"This plunger is in case of treasure hunting rabbids."
"Hadouken is more dangerous than you think."
"I'll show Uncle Scrooge who's the best treasure hunter in the family!"
"I am so random and sexy..."
"Enter with caution, and keep an ear out for 'Hadouken'."
" For as much as is going on in here ... I'm pretty bored. "
"I'm Zizzling!"
"fear me for I am plunger duck"
"With this eye, I will copy the above poster's post!"
'fear me for I am plunger duck'
"Not interested per se."
"I shall pluck the treasure out with my trusty bathroom plunger."
"Agh! Nothing ever goes my way..."
"AIR MAN! WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIEEEEEEEEE?!?!!!"
Because I'm not Airman, *takes off disguise*, I'm actually a manlier Tornado Man.
"I'm pushing this donut so fast, it has speed lines!"
"Care for a lift?"
"Yes *points*"
"On your left is Ryu and Ken Dojo, please be aware that stray hadoukens could happened at any given time."
"Heh, who needs a Pogo Cane to hunt treasure..."
"I'm the most sexcellent ninja to ever beat Ninja Lou! Of course, I'm the only one, too."
Quote from: Asvel on November 25, 2008, 01:32:21 PM
"I'm the most sexcellent ninja to ever beat Ninja Lou! Of course, I'm the only one, too."
Tornado Blow!!!! :W
This onigiri looks delicious :V
I give you a special present. Now, enter the capsule, please! 8D
lolwut? 8D
Come here and sit on my lap!
She's giving you the glare.... -_-
"*sigh* I wish I could be riding that bike in this sig..."
"Hmm, who is lucky enough to get my flower?"
"You're probably wondering why there's a plunger in my hand...wing...appendage."
These fruitcakes are only $7.99. Great for the holidays!
"This certainly is confusing, one minute I'm wearing a cloak, the next I have an apple in my mouth!"
"Damn! everyone is [tornado fang]ing late!"
"I'm way cooler than Indiana Jones. I've got a plunger!"
"Blasted Dawn! She just had to go dress shopping and look...twenty.minutes.late!"
"I want you more than you want me."
"I think someone farted"
"Damn it! I missed the latest episode of Ryuusei No Rockman!"
Oy, I hope Mexican Van Helsing doesn't find me...
"Just because I hold my ping pong paddle the same way I hold my teacup does not mean I'm gay.
...okay maybe it does."
"Psshaw. I don't drink tea. Only the richest blend of Hot Chocolate for me!"
"Even my sparkles are sexy...like me!" 8)
"This picture is currently missing. If only there's someone out there who can help me out..."
"Mmmm... hot peppers, I bet I could eat a few without a problem!"
"This flower isn't as sweet and as beautiful as you are."
Not looking..
"So looking..."
"If your not here with cookies and milk then buzz off."
"I'll take care of Belmont after I watch this episode of Lost."
"My boobs are a different color than the rest of my outfit. And yes, I fully expect you to stop staring at them eventually."
"I think I was suppose to be the Female Robot Master in this series. Hmmmm, probably had to do with my Tornado Blow attack..."
@ Asvel: "Well, I'm not sure when this is acceptable.. but am I in the wrong timeline?"
@ PB: "I am full of sexellence today.. 8D"
"My hobby is stalking people at mall."
"My hobby is treasure hunting, and I can smell treasure nearby."
"My job is to warn people of the Hadouken training grounds, and the wild fireballs that fly through here."
"Ow! I skinned my chin when I tripped..."
"I can see my bright future!"
"Guess what I'm going to do with this plunger?"
"Plunge a toilet? Use Dalek technology? Support my boobs?"
"Speed ticket? For me?"
"Mmm... Wait. This isn't blood! It's Cherry Coke!"
"Even the speed lines can't keep up with me!"
"I have a flower...it smells nice..."
"Mmm... Strawberry Lemonade."
"Why doesn't he pet me anymore?"
"PB. Now with 30% more Ego!"
"Come on, Jehuty. You can do it. HA, take that Zakat!"
"Oh, you can trust me alright! just look at my hat and my honest smile." 8D
"I'll have that toilet unclogged in no time, ma'am."
"HERE. USE MY PLUNGER TO EX-TER-MIN-ATE THE CLOG!"
"The preceding comment was PB approved. *thumbs up*"
"Did you read this sign Ryu? good now get out of here!"
"No mere Hadoken can stop me from collecting my treasure!"
@borockman: "Pete just got finished in the bathroom. I'm going in."
@PB: "Hadoukens are no match for my ego-kinesis!"
"If only I could take a bath right now..."
"With this plunger I shall smite evil!"
"Now how can I get a threeway going with those two? Hmmmmmm..."
"I'm sorry Jericho, but your princess is in another castle."
"It's.....not going anywhere...."
"And then, once I get them to agree with it....who should I start on first? Hmmmmm..."
"Who needs a loin cloth? I've got a star!"
"Hmm...did I leave 4chan on my computer before I left the house?"
"Hopefully my sexy photo is not posted in 4chan."
"Ha! The Sword of Omens cant beat this!"
"My name is Bond, Tomoyo Bond."
"Did someone call for maintenance?"
"CephiYumi special attack...Flower Pow Pow Power!"
@borock:"My name is Donald, nice to meet you Tomoyo Bond, I'll be your partner this mission."
@Cephi:"Good luck guys. :-["
@PB:"Take me with you, my sexiness will be a great weapon."
"Your mission today is to get out of this place, alive!"
"My trusty sink plunger will help with that!"
(Isn't it a kind of problem when you have to add a caption to a random avatar?)
"I can see it in your eyes, you must be DAZZLED by the quick!"
"I has boxing gloves. rawr."
"I use Triangle to Dash, then Circle to Jumpuuuuuu~!"
"...Is this weird square snow safe?"
"I feel someone or something touching my back... but what?"
"They will never know the full power of the Golden Plunger..."
*bothered* "You have no life Doctor Who..."
I killed the sun who is named moon... wait, isn't that a paradox or something?
"If the sign doesn't grab your attention first, the sound will."
"If the red x doesn't grab your attention, my body being thrown back in here will."
"Call me a salt shaker one more time..."
"No, I don't see anything wrong with standing naked outside in the snow. Why?"
"Erm...what're you doing down there...?" :o
"You won't even let me go to the bathroom..."
"I"m faster than Casshern!"
"It's not fun turning into an homicidial maniac when you're trying to save someone you know."
"Everybody out of thb way! This thing doest stop!"
"Aha, I know just the right outfit for Sakura's battle tomorrow!"
"Yeah, I have a boomerang on my head. But that doesn't make me Quickman."
"no disassemble! ; ;"
"E-er, w-want to b-buy any flowers?" (Not trying to be offensive >.>; )
"I'm allergic to pollen. It gives me a rash on the bridge of my nose."
"Whoa, I do all that running around, and the scale says I weigh HOW MUCH?"
"Ich bin ein facist zwei-Schwanz-Fuchs!"
"Let's see Flash do this!"
"Must...play...must...beat this level...must get...powerup...."
Stupid white box with a red x.... TACKLE!
*Previous rotated avatar comment*
Layton: Oh sir, my name is proffeser Layton, a detective who solves puzzles with my wide-eyed student.
Manager: WTF!? With a kid!? he might get killed looking for the murder! :'(
"What should I do now?"
I'm awesome. I know it.
"Chu, chu, chu, pikachu~!"
I need to challenge Quickman sometime... To a head boomerang contest!
"I'd like to challenge anyone to a game of ping-pong. Seriously, I have no one to play with. D:"
*points* "Wait...a new challenger has arrived!"
This victory has strenghtened the soul of PB.
"Caution. Wet floors may cause slipping when performing extreme moves of massive damage."
"Never mind the blinking lights behind me, they're only for show."
"Watch me pick off those blinking earbulbs!"
"Durr-hurr-hurr! Watch me bother this dumb Dalek!"
BOTHER
BOTHER
BOTHER
"Durr-hurr-hurr! Now watch me walk away unscathed!"
"I'm gonna go beat up Russel T. Davies for allowing the Doctor to do that kinda [parasitic bomb] without consequences. Pardon me..."
"This is a Dalek shown in 80's TV set."
"Ugh, that's how bad my floor-model console tv is? I thought it was still good to go for another 20-30 years!"
QUICK EX-TER-MIN-A-TION! (AHHHHHHH!!!! ) :W
"Goku...WHY did you leave me to train these two how to fuse?"
"I'm a better ninja than Ninja Lou."
"I'm a better Ryu than Ninja Lou. After all, I am Ryu!"
"Even as a chibi, I exlude sexcellent ego energy!"
"Count Dracula... I mean Dr Wily has arrived!"
CASSHERN!! QUICKMAN MUST CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEUL!!
"Anyone wanna play ping-pong with me?"
"Um, I think that person does. Yes, the one I'm pointing at!"
"Are you sure you are not pointing at my... teddies?"
"For ze last time, NEIN!"
"I... thought you were... '>.>"
"Hold ze phone, Quickman. I MADE YOU. Don't talk back to me!"
"I wouldn't talk to Quick Man like that if I were you."
"Really? Vell, I created zat vindup speilzeug und I can talk to him how ever I vant!"
"I don't need your help doc, i can take down Megaman all by myself with my speed!"
"Tell that Belmont I'm not at home."
"Don't screw around with me, you stupid vampire."
"Who are you calling stupid!!?"
"What... Am I fighting for..."
"Have you forgotten, Zero? You are fighting for me. ME! DOC-TAH VILY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
"STAY BACK! I'll fix it."
"[objection!] Fixing won't do any good! You should use fire!"
" :W"
No literally. The avatar is too similar to the emoticon.
Ehh? Which one?
"I like the smell of my tail wagging in the air..."
Quote from: Dr. Wily II on December 03, 2008, 08:14:38 AM
Ehh? Which one?
The one where Wily is like this: 8), but evilly.
"Dr. Wily was 20 years old when he passed away..."
"Let me carry you milady. (Woa, she's heavier than she looks.)"
"FEAR ME AND MY ARMY OF RABID PLUSHIES!!!!" >BD
"Fear my red x."
"Fear my quick cuteness!"
"Ace Doctor, Albert Wily is here!"
"Then, do you know what is my purpose?"
"I'm strong! even all these steel beams couldn't kill me!"
"Nothing in the world can kill me..."
"I'm 20 years old, but I look like 70!"
"Ohohoho~ Is that soooo~"
"Indubitably!"
"Well, I raise you with a point!"
"GBG, shows your chibi friends the way to take over the world!"
"Ohohoho~ Plushie army? That's funny~"
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Oh no, not manical laughter again... *facepalm*"
"Somebody help me! I dun wanna be a bobblehead anymore! O^O"
"And mess up my new suit? No way!"
*Sings Quickman Hyadain version*
"Oh my. If I take off my head Jewel, I can see how delicious I look! Ooooooh, I'm lovely!"
"SHAZAM!" *BOOM* "Now I'm ready for action!"
"I AM BLING BLING YO!"
"Your Bling doesn't shine and sparkle like JewelMan though, baby!"
"Baby, that bling just makes you look fab-u-lous!"
I ORDERED MY FOOD 30 SECONDS AGO! I WANT MY FOOD FAST! Like Me! 8D
"I'll hit it over with my paddle if you'd like..."
"Me no like that... D:"
"This is Wily 2 graduation pic."
"Hurr-hurr! I R GAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" 8D
"Ah, nothing like a drive through Stereotype Park."
"Who needs to drive when you are as quick as me 8D"
"I... like speedy guys like you..."
"I love to wear black sometimes."
"And I love to wear pink...'cuz I R GAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" 8D
"I want a friend..." ;O;
"I could be your friend! But are you ready for me? 8D"
"I can't wait to eat the cake..."
"Cake? CAKE!? 8D"
"That's right. I AM A VAMPIRE!"
"PB:3 - Rockman:2."
"Hoo-hoo! How amusing!" :V
"A vampire? It's been a while since I heard of those..."
"I've made this machine all by myself!!"
"Really? Why not make one for me? 8D"
"For that, you must defeat me to stand a chance!"
"It's that simple!? Ok then! 8D"
Then who was phone?
Wheres my body? Or my helmet for that matter.
"I'm holding it with my right hand."
FABULOUS!
"It's time to draw again!"
"Ohoho! I take this ring! thank you Turboman!"
"We are off to see the wizard..."
Couldn't think of anything better.
"*wiggles ears* Nyu~"
"*wiggles eyebrows* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I grew this flora myself, especially for you. I call it, Cephlora!"
"BOOYAH! A new flora species!"
"Spiked Wall Man.....Hmmm!"
"Not matter what you build, I'll burn them all."
"Pokemon Trainer got nothin' on us!"
"Who want to be demolished?"
"I'm so FAAAA-ohwaitwhat'sthatgiantcrystalthingaboveme?"
(Wonder who remembers this. 8D)
"Is that you Wham Bam Jewel!!??"
"Strike a pose! Fabulous!"
"Man, you people are like having so much fun..."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA...hahaha...hahaha. Ha."
"Nyahahahahahaha!"
"Hooooooooo-hoo-hoo-hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"I jus have to keep telling myself... I'll get out of this avatar someday... I'll get out of this avatar someday..."
"Perhaps I should open up a Flower Shop somewhere in RPM!"
"Well, I know I'll be a patron of that shop from day one~"
"Nosebleed... uncontrollable!"
"Hoho, you are too weak! 8D"
"You should hear me sing Seikan Hikou sometimes!" *Pira!*
"Oh my, you looked as FABULOUS as me just there! 8D"
"Oh ho ho! Pretty stars!"
"You are a weird old man."
"I'm not vierd! I haff a DEATH MACHINE!"
"I'll just BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER you then!"
"...Bah. I need a haircut."
*accidentally cut too much* "...oops..."
"Ho-ho-ho!!! He cut too much!!!" 8D
"It's a mistake to go to Quickman's place to cut your hair..." *touching his bald head*
"ack! Can't... stop... eating! :W:cookie:"
"Here, have a flower to calm yourself down... :3"
"Villain of the Month."
"Do NOT say anything about my hair..."
"My hair is thick and black!"
"I'm the NEW Cookie Monster!"
wPod: It brings out the evil in you. [eyebrow]
"Can it also help me get out of here?"
"Perhaps.... but first, you must defeat my 8 robot masters before you can escape! Mwahahahahah!"
"It's dangerous. Take this. *hands over flower*"
Dr. Wily: A Graphic Novel by Frank Miller.
"Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~"
"Hmmm, if you don't want to defeat my robot masters... then perhaps you'd like to buy this finely crafted one of a kind kobun emote instead (http://i33.tinypic.com/2ih1a9z.gif)! Only 200,000,000 zenny!"
"I'll trade you for this flower~"
"You wish you had a machine as awesome as this!"
"*Stares* What machine?"
"W-what? *looks behind him to see the silhouette of rockman standing overtop the smoking pile that was once the machine* Nuuuuu, now I have to get on my knees and grovel again ; ;"
"I bwinged you dis flowah. ^_^"
"Mew, thank you, it matches my pretty pink top~ :3"
"I really like you pretty pink top... <3"
Wily's new wig was the envy of all!
"I'm still waiting..."
"MAH COOKIE!"
"WHERE!? *zips around trying to find the cookie*"
"Noone knows the true identity of Dr Wily..."
"Let me finish my cookies, and I'll tell you... *munches*"
"This helmet formfits my hair perfectly!"
"I wish I had a helmet like PlantMan's helmet!"
"Who needs helmets when you can have awesome shades, like mine?"
"lol, I can do the Spirit Bomb."
"Come a little closer, tiger.."
Malibu Beachwear Wily: avaibale in all good department stores!
"DO NOT WANT! *punches*"
"20 Years of Failed Schemes."
"*gets a pat on the head* n-nyaaa~ o///o"
*starts to Conga*
"CEPHI CEPHI YU-MI!
CEPHI CEPHI YU-MI!
CEPHI CEPHI YU-MI!
CEPHI CEPHI YU-MI!"
"Hey....why are my shades missing a lens? Ah well. I'm still awesome."
"Do you like it? I call this..."The LOVE machine"...." bVd
"I want to be loved...." ;O;
"I want to be fed. MORE COOKIES, DAMMIT!"
"Hehe, look at me! I'm pretty!"
Wiggly eyebrows go wigglewigglewiggle.
"Let's take this to the next level!"
"Next level? Just bring me the next plate of cookies!"
MWAHAHAHAHA!
I challenge Batman to MORTAL CKOMBAT!!
"Have you finished the statue yet? I wanna pee now..."
The cookie thief strikes again!
Genis: "Hey, are you the one who stole my weapon?"
No, I was the one that did it, just like I did with this cookie! Mwahahaha!
"Look at how GAAAAAY I am with my GAAAAAYness."
"No, look at my cuteness."
"YOUR CUTE MEANS NOTHIIIIIIIING!"
"I hope my bunny hat would win."
"You know... You have pretty eyes..."
"You can't win against my Pokemon!"
"*looks at the sunset* I wonder what Shirou is doing now..."
"Dood! I have a mohawk!!!" :O
"I wish I have mohawk..."
"I wish I had more COOKIES!"
"My new plan... is to complete this cookie making machine!"
"I can create cookies with my awesome magic!"
"Must eat... all the cookies... before someone else... does.."
"I'm hoping you'll burst into flames if I glare at you hard enough."
"Hyper cat blow!"
"This is a new way of using the Super Arm!"
"Don't stare... this nose is all apart of my plan.."
"THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!"
"-And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that meddling Megaman."
"hmmm, aren't you jealous of my long flowing silver hair?"
"I... actually am... *blushes*"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?!? GET AWAY FROM THERE!!!"
"Who dare to shoot my only enjoyment!?" >_<
"Hit and run became run and eat!"
Stop wagging your tail....
"Let the match begin."
"I just recruited 7 new crews!"
"If I eat enough cookies, I'll be a real boy!"
"I have a cute cat, you want to pet it?"
"CRAWLING IN MEIN SKIN! ZESE VOUNDS ZEY VILL NOT HEEEEAAAAALLLLLL!!"
"[objection!] All wounds will heal with time!"
"Truly, I am an abomination!"
"I-I'll be okay... I usually bleed *cough cough*... this much"
"MEGA-CEPHIYUMI! I'M SO CUTE!
MEGA-CEPHIYUMI! I'M SO CUTE!"
"I just can't decide! Hot catgirl waitress or smexy bunnygirl maid?"
"JUST CHOOSE ALREADY!"
"Wily is in jail. Did he deserve it or was it too harsh...?"
Wily: "I got this giant pearly white sneer by brushing 5 times a day!"
Akamaru: "woof o.o"
"Pick me up, and you get more lives... :3"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
"So, you think i'm just another girl, huh? Do normal girls have red eyes and the ability to summon purple vines from the ground? No? Then you just made a big mistake."
"What chu on about??"
"Would you... help me wash my back?"
"M-me? You really mean it?"
".....Yes...." '>.>
"OH BOY OH BOY!"
"The cake is a lie..."
"Are you kidding me Rider, I just ate it for breakfast!?"
"COOKIES!" *Om nom nom nom nom*
"Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother..."
"Leave me alone."
"I won't leave you alone, you evil-doer!"
"Zen suffer ze conseqvences! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *Generic power-up sound effect.*
"SO QUICK! CHA CHA CHA!'
"Wanna see my cha-cha?" >w<
"...no."
"NEV-ER SAY NO TO ME!"
"C is for Cookie. That's what it means to ME!"
"Fine, than I take all your cookies! CHOMP!" ~w~
"I wished I had some cookies..."
"It may seem very sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! Mwahahahahaha! *ahem* Anyways, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots!"
"Eeee-vee?"
"Meet my newest creation Model-K!!!"
Rock: ...aren't you a little early to be making biometal? -u-'
"Seriously?? You won't even let me go to the bathroom?! I make one trip to the bathroom and you throw me back in here 'fore I can even unzip my pants?!! Jerk."
D: "That's cruel!"
"Not as cruel as this!"
*ZIP ZOINK CRUNCH* ~w~
"That starfox boss dies in one shot each time... interesting..."
"Do you want an extra life?" :3
"I want extra cookies!"
"Are you serious? we can't get this compassitor to fit in properly onto the main fighter, it will just not work."
"Help! I'm trapped in this armor and I have to use the restroom! O^O"
"This is my first time as an extra life, I'm pretty nervous *blushes"
"You wanna join as an extra member of Yatterman?"
"These cookies are great! *chomp* I can't stop eating them! *chomp* They're getting me all hyper! *chomp*"
"You know, too much cookies is not a good thing."
"Yeah! Look what they did to me!"
"How you do like the tea, madam?"
"WHAT. IS. THIS?!"
"This is the power of God!"
"I'll take this cookie... AND EAT IT!"
I dyed my hair blond! How is it?
Rockman: It sucks.
(And the war has gone on ever since.) 8D
"Hm, yes! This ingenious weaponry is magnificent! It's simplicity has me in awe!"
*Tumbleweed goes by*
"Ah, so a tumbleweed is my opponent eh? Lets Pong!"
Please collect me, I'm so cute.
Anyone up to by this high-quality ping-pong battle? Huh? Anybody? Come on!
I have 1 Eyebrow, the wife ripped the other one straight off.
"And do you think I care?"
COOKIE!!! *NOM* ~w~
"That's it, I'm gonna go get me a cookie..."
"Yeah, he's the one officer. That's him right there!"
"It's all in the shades, baby!"
"And they said I'd go blind... Check out this forearm!"
"Even the Japanese fear me. They have good reason to, since they'll be EX-TER-MIN-ATED."
"In the space, your tea will become your lifesaver."
"I'll need some tea to wash down these cookies I just crammed down my throat!"
"My left hand is bothering my right hand."
"Maybe I should use both hands to eat my cookies!"
"Or, you could give all of your cookies to ME!"
"NO! I WANT SOME COOKIES TOO!"
"It's all mine, MINE!"
"Hee-hee... Cheese..."
"CHEESE? I-WANT-CHEESE. initiating sad emote now D:"
"I'll go get some. RUSH JET!"
"And while you go get it, I'll pose sexily!"
*Marine Bots after looking at Alien Wily* "MARINES, WE ARE LEAVING!!!!"
"...and that's how babies are made!"
"Wanna buy an iDalek? It's EX-TER-MIN-ATOUS!!!"
"I could make this x mark disappear."
"To eat, or not to eat, THAT is the question..."
"NEIN! Zat cheeze ist for mein experiments!"
"As fast as lightning! I'll steal that cheese!"
"Cheese... Such beautiful cheese... O^O"
"Hmmm, I once made a machine out a cheese! It was doing pretty well until ROCKMAN used rat satellite and... well... O^O"
"It's not my fault that I gave him an extra life for that... >w<"
"Check it, man! After much combing and brushing, I finally got me an afro!" 8D
"So, I guess I can go take a [acid burst] either..."
"NO YOU CANNOT! *slams*"
"Now... be a nice robot und give me ze veapon of mass destruction..."
"Never! You will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED!!!"
"Would you mind exterminating this place? I want out..."
"Hehe... I saw.."
"There's... nothing left... to fight... for..."
"I fight for my full and black hair!"
"I fight for cheese... Deliclious... CHEESE!"
"Fighting is in my blood AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Little does he suspect that he just became a pawn in a game of Mouse Trap.... 8D
"Maybe I'm caught in a game of Trap..."
"Are you going to trap the great Sheriff WILY?"
"I don't want the cheese, I just want to get out of the trap"
"Please... Don't go..."
"We're gangsta, yo."
"What a beautiful but sad sunset..."
"All the cheese.. is mine!"
"There's nothing like fishing for piranha's on a hot and cold summer day while whistling random explosion songs."
"My eye popped out, what is your excuse?"
"Well, this is the reason! *punches*"
"Now now everyone, we're suppose to celebrate the 20 years of me, Wily! So no punching unless I said there is!"
"Hurry up, I need to punch someone right now..."
You heard him. It's his anniversary.
"I will beat you in a staring contest nya~"
MegaCephi should be sent to save the world instead of Mega Man. Not even the cruellest Robot Master could bring himself to hurt her.
"FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOON....
PAAWWWWWWWWWWWNCH!"
"DAMN YOU CAPTAIN FALCONNNNNN!!!!" *falls down*
"FREE CHEESE! Oh, this surely is safe and not obvious bait for a trap!"
"THAT MOUSE WILL DIE, MY TRAP NEVER FAIL!
"Cheese! Glorious CHEESE!"
"hmmm, I once built a machine out of cheese, it was...
sigtuar: mommy, you already told me this story!"
"Don't be rude to your mother Sigtaur teehee!"
"Now to take this back to my hole in the wall..."
"That mouse won't know what's coming to him when I steal his cheese of cheesy goodness!"
"This left eye of mine glows with an awesome power...."
"Butt stomp attack!"
"The cheese stands alone? Yeah right." *pounces*
"Where are thou lunch?"
"CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEE" *Monty Jack Cheese Attack*
"Can Hard Man join too? Hard Man like it haaaaaaard gay."
BLARRGH!! Oh god do I need dinner. I RAGE!
"Play pingpong, it diminished your rage."
No one will steal my precious cheese now! NO ONE!
"Don't you know that face masks are the way to go?"
"I'll shot Superman down!"
"The Brain: the Early Years."
"Clearly by my lack of pointed ears on my cowl and my crescent moon insignia, I'm not Batman."
"Crud! I thought you were Batman!"
"Muwa-ha-ha-ha! It's my ingenius plan ever, to make you figure out exactly how I'm feeling by staring at my many random faces!!!" >BD
"Well, since I have all the time in the world... Happy?"
"Mein new indestructable armour vill crush you!"
"...Uh? What did I trip over?"
*smile* "You just tripped over my foot..."
"Foot? All I see is CHEESE!"
"...but of course. It's all part of my master plan after all."
"Was it part of your plan to exchange lunches as well?"
"Oh look, he can walk already!"
"Hehe... this cheese is all mine.."
"Not if I slice it all up with my swords!"
"Objection! the cheese is too stale to be cut by that dull sword!"
"Too stale for those swords, but my teeth can bite through anything!"
"I don't care of cheese! I care for what I am touching right now..."
"And since you're so distracted you won't even try to stop me... Just as planned."
"What do you think about my dress?"
"...What dress? I only care for my cheese."
"I wished... I had... a chance... to taste... cheese... *dies*"
"And now, all the cheese is mine! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"That's horrible..." *tears*
"NO! THAT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD!!!"
"What's over 9000 is my hair... seriously, look at it."
"PAJAMAS PARTY! wait... how come is Lancer here?"
"LANCER! IN MY PARTY?!" *crush*
"But... I love Lancer... *tears*"
"Why Lancer... when you can have me?"
"I-I spilled tomato juice on the floor... and I'm trying to mop it up with my h-head, yeah"
"Mmm... This key tastes rather nice... om nom om..."
"There's no rule that says I can't be cool and evil."
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORARGH?!"
"I DON'T KNOW EITHEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"
"AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO KNOW!"
"I hope this hug never ends~"
"Can I please get a Phoenix Down from you? PWETTY PWEASE?"
"Why should I give you phoenix down?"
"I'm voting for BorockMan Obama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6OHe4KaEc). Because the amount of votes he's gotten is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
"Eva hungry, Eva want eat!"
" I CAN SEE YOU [speed burner]ing "
"... o3o I can see that."
"I'd rather have a robot dog, cos' even with OVER NINE THOUSAND robot birds, they still can't do [parasitic bomb]."
"rooooooar... toothache!!!"
"Then... This is the key to curing your toothache!"
"By science, that's not possible."
"Who cares about science? I HAVE THE POWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
"Really now?"
"Check out my ME-pod! Uh heh heh!"
"I did not find that amusing."
"Nor did I. Und now, you shall pay. ROBOTS! ATTACK!"
"Bah! I'll just bother them by knocking my head against them, then walk away unscathed! Because I am the Doctor!" 8D
"Yeah right, now could someone help me broke out from this place?"
"I CAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ *breaks pencil instead*"
"YES, IT'S FINALLY FINISHED!"
"OH MY GOD!! My screen is RADIOACTIVE!"
"Do-do-do... I like my iDalek, do you?"
"Exellent.... Just as planned...." [eyebrow]
"I need a good plan to destroy this x box..."
"JUST CRUSH IT IN YOUR HAND LIKE ME!"
"..And once it's gone, nothing will stop me from keeping my wonderful black hair."
"My swaying red hair begs to differ..."
"Your red hair is no match for my wrinkles."
"Aw man I hope I catch Splash Woman..."
"We are... TRIPLE THREAT!"
"Excellent. Based on Dr. Light's new designs, I can build more powerful robots, and then RULE ZE VURLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm in my happy place..." 8D
EDIT: "I choose you! Protoquill!"
"We will blow your world!"
"nobody will know I'm wearing a toupe, mwahahahaha"
"If..if only I had some Mango Lemonade... :'( "
"Well, you can count on me to give you some!"
"Someone get this damn metal beam off of me! FORTE! TREBLE! .....ZERO?! ANYBODY!"
"Protoman Blues approves of this message"
"I hope he approves of me!" *fixes hair*
"I will fight, for everlasting sexcellence!"
"I vill fight, for VURLD DOMINATION!"
"Not if I have anything to say about it, evil doer!"
"...oh? Nothing can stop me now!
wily: "Do you like my new wily machine? I also use it as a gazebo from time to time"
archer: "w-woah... you're tall"
"Who took my helmet... ;_;"
"That would be I!"
"This is a great view of the city but... the wind... o///o"
"I'm really not sure what to do about that..."
"Wee~. Panties are in plain view~."
"ME WANT SEE MORE PANTIES!"
"Panties!? *nosebleed* ..."
"... I can't show you those..."
*Nosebleed* "So... MOE!"
"MOE? CAN EAT MOE!?"
"Forget Metal Man. I need to build Heavy-Metal Man!"
"The ladies, they love me!"
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
HA!"
GIVE ME MY FOOD!
"Is that your true strength? pitiful!"
"Pittiful!? My strength is OVER 9000!!!!" :W
"Then could you use that strength to help me out of here?"
"You've made contract with the demon." *eyes shine*
"Over 9000 contracts!? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I'm the shadow of the night!"
video and sound speaks louder than words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a99cPsqVurI&feature=channel_page
@borockman: "THIS IS TOO BRIGHT!"
@Rockmon: "Is that so?"
"I'll avenge you mother, father!" *cries*
"MY PORN FOLDER IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDDDD MEGS!"
"Could I bother you to share some of those megs?"
"What? sharing? I also WANT!"
"Never! These are for my eyes only!" *crush pencil*
"We voted in the CA's governor election. We deemed the person you called "The Terminator" fit for ruling this nation!"
"Really? A cyborg governor?"
"Angel Wily is much better!"
"I ran out of scouters, so I had to shatter my pencil."
"There's no need to fear! I bring pencils!"
"Tch. If you got skills only that high, it ain't worth a dime to my team. We are to rule the world, not tickle it!"
"Sleep well darling..."
"Not if I have anything to say about it! Death Metal blasting at ELEVEN!"
"That's impossible! You can't survive us!"
Quote from: borockman on December 20, 2008, 06:45:19 AM
"Sleep well darling..."
Let me guess. Was it this avatar: http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/Zero_ZX/Rightguess.png ?
"When you wish upon a star..."
"I'm a shooting star myself!"
"I look ridiculous."
Quote from: Akamaru on December 20, 2008, 06:48:32 AM
Let me guess. Was it this avatar: http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/Zero_ZX/Rightguess.png ?
Nope actually, it looks like Saber.
"I'm ridiculously fast!"
"OH MY GOD, This is the greatest site EVER!"
"Watashi wa DALEK!"
"Zis helmut ist top-heavy."
"What did you say to me?!"
"Hrm... that is one nasty zit he's got on the back of his neck..."
"You'd better hope you didn't mean me."
"I wonder... What a zit is..."
"It ist mein chibi plushies of doom!"
"Crud! I can't defeat those!"
"To do that, I'll need a power up."
"But all I want... Is a hug..."
"Come over here and we'll give you a hug.."
NOT AS PLANNED! :W
"What not as planned.... O...Oo...OUENDANNNNNN!"
"There are OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND of these pencils on my monitor!"
"Nyahahaha, take this!"
"Lets see. No Milk N Cookies, no gifts!"
"This person above people, is what we call Santa!"
"Oh lets see here. PB left me Mango Lemonade and Brownies? Well then, I think he deserves this 42" LCD Flat Screen HDTV!"
The wind blows. PB stares. All is quiet. There is an air of sexcellence in the air...
"NOT THE CATTY PUNCH!"
Merry Christmas!! OSU!!
"Christmas...? OMG!!! I FORGOT TO BUY PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE!!!"
O...
O....
OUENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
*Puts up X* "Time to go shopping!"
"MUST QUICKLY GET PRESENTS!"
"I love this song: Take over the world!"
*morph* "Ah-WOOOOOOOOOO! Werewolves of London!"
"Look at my speed-lines! Now THAT's speed!"
"Zis cake ist definetly not a lie!"
"NO, IT HAS TO BE!"
Doctor Wily has many crazed looks. Most crazed of all occurs when he watches children play, for what is crazier than Doctor Wily with a heart?
... Doctor Wily directing Heat Man torch the playground...
"My intentions? Not to have sex with you. You can set your watch to that."
"Thank goodness... You scared me for a while there..."
"...Dr. Wily? No I've never heard of him. You must have me confused with someone else."
"It's getting a bit cramped in this chest... Mind letting me out?"
"Of course.. that is, if you're willing to do me a little favor... hehehee."
"*lightsaber* You were saying?"
"Hah! You think you can defeat me with something so pitiful?!"
"I'll give you the homerun of your life then!"
Dr. Albert Wily -sama OSU!
"I WILL BREAK THIS PENCIL! I WILL SHOW YOU ALL!"
AHH!! IM A PIGMAN! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
"Science means nothing to me."
"Who cares about science? I HAVE PRESENTS!"
"Presents means nothing, I've DJ booth!"
"Hmm... What about MAGIC presents then?"
Having his eight robot masters destroyed by Megaman was something Doctor Wily had gotten used to.
Having their heads jammed on a pole and carried by the previously mentioned Blue Bomber was new. Whether his tears be of sorrow or joy, the bad doctor knew not...
"What did you just say?"
"...and that is my speculation on why I am not the one trying to take over the world this time."
"There. My shirt's off. Happy now?"
"No. I want your pants down too."
"Why doesn't anyone ask for my shirt or pants!?"
"Because you are an old man, old man."
"I'm not old, I'm just wrin... I mean gr... ... Well you're flat!"
"Intentions? Yes, I have intentions of raping you. Got a problem with that?"
"Not really... Bring it on."
"Oh dear! You vouldn't hit a man vith glasses on, vould you?"
"I will hit whoever I want to!"
"How devilishly evil! Mwa, ha, ha, ha!"
"You need to work on that evil laugh..."
"Here, it goes like dis. MWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Don't mind me... I'm just a lie..."
"This is it, Wily, you're goi-"
"OBJECTION!!"
"... Wha-"
"I am way hot and therefore way aloof. Away with you."
"You dare to push us aside!? YOU-WILL-PAY!"
"Vith zis harsh lighting, I look like I vas drawn by Frank Miller."
"Thomas Edison had nothing on me. I have two light-bulbs working!"
"Beer!!!" ^///^
"... My finger seems to be stuck... YOU'RE SPARED MY WRATH THIS TIME, MEGAMAN!!"
"Heh, you are such a wimp."
"Excellent... All ze pieces are falling into place und my plans vill come to fruition!"
"I wonder how much further I have to run to achieve fruition..."
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
"The light... Is too BRIGHT!"
"Nothing is brighter then the shine of my ambition."
"Oii... It is just exhausting to make this big of a mess and still look sexy..."
"Sexy? Just look at this sleek body of mine! Now, THIS is sexy!"
"I'm... to sexy for my labcoat... too sexy for my labcoat..."
"I shudder to think what fanboys do to my picture..."
"I'm glad to know what fangirls do to mine!"
"Then again, I don't want to know."
"I can demonstrate!"
"Please don't, or I'll have a restraining order with your name on it."
"You make me sad... D:"
"I'm innocent! INNOCENT I TELL YA!!!" O^O
Hmm.. The Mountain Dew Bath is pleasant.
"See my paddle? Good."
"Hopefully, this stolen helmet will flatten down my unkempt spiky hair. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"You do know that you will get helmet hair right?"
"Oh, I'm so pretty, so so pretty..."
"HeyDocOopsIgotyourunderwearhahahahayoupoorboxerlessbastardyou'regoingcommandonowfool."
"You seriously need to slow down..."
"Und I seriously need to PUMP *clap* YOU UP!"
"Hey! What's that over there?!"
"You better watch out, you better not cry! You better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Pain is coming to town!"
"Who's laughing there!?"
Ring Man knew experimenting with hallucinogenic drugs could had adverse side effects, but he took them anyway. Let his foolishness be a cautionary tale.
"Trust me. This is reality and yes... I am about to fire a blast at your face."
"Where? I can't seem to find your blast..."
"ARRRRGH! MEIN EYES! ZE PORN BURNSSSSS!"
"BUT IT'S A LUCRATIVE ONE!"
"Mwuahahahahahahaha! Mein eyes glow red vith ze pover of EVIL! Und mein new contact lenses!"
Quote from: Quickman on December 27, 2008, 10:03:13 AM
"Mwuahahahahahahaha! Mein eyes glow red vith ze pover of EVIL! Und mein new contact lenses!"
Your attempts at stereotypical German are horrible =P
"I feel bad. Exterminate."
I know. That's why I do it.
"Oh, such pretty stars."
"I want to see some stars too..."
"Your eyes say 'Don't shoot me!' But mein undervear says 'Skull'!"
"I'm shocked. Can't ya tell?"
"Sorry... I really couldn't tell... ;_;"
"Hrm, I should practice reading facial expressions..."
"You mean to say... you couldn't already?!"
"I'm sorry... *sniff* But, this hurts me more to have to do this... *loads gun* It's either you suffer or I put you outta your misery!"
"You would do that? I'm surprised. Really, I am."
"STOP TEMPTING ME! I WILL SHOOT!"
"You... shoot? PUHH-LEAAZZZ. As if."
"Grrr... NOT AS PLANNED!"
"Randomness is genius! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Doctor... You sure being random is alright?"
"Better to be random then insane!"
Aw jeez, I didn't win the "Most Evil Scowl" Award.
"Oh great God of Pong, please bless my paddle and imbue upon it your holy backhand, that I may crush all who challenge me in this most noble of sports. Amen."
"You can see down my cleavage!"
"I'm listening to Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction on my iDalek! EX-TER-MIN-ATingly awesome!"
"Heh, music is for the weak."
"I love it! Love it love it love it! Oh, I love my creations so much I can hug it!" owo
"You creep me out. I'm outta here."
"Are you calling me creepy?! RAAAGE!"
*Nothing went acording to plan...
-Then use the freaking nukes!
*SPLAT!* "Ow."
"Heh. That was amusing to watch."
I´m too sexy for this sunglasses
*Strained* "I need to work on my log summoning skills...."
"So a box with an X in it dropped on me... well, whatever. Better then a log."
"Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, my glasses are awfully dirty..."
Imsuchasmexythingyoucantcomparewithmejustlookandenvyme!
Edit: OK, I´m sure your avi looked different 10 sec. ago
"Hey, Naruto! Look, I can summ-" -SPLAT-
"That poor, poor... log..."
"I will.. avenge you..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Would you mind if I put on my shades? You're too glaring."
"Those glasses... are over 9000!"
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn straith
"Haha! Feel the power of my Sharing-sdhjashanfla"
"You seriously need to work more on that..."
"And that is what I have this device for!"
I don´t need devices
"And that's because I have the power of Ninju-blarrggh."
Stare into my red eyes while I scowl at you.
Fear my newest death bringing weapon!
"I'll let you have a taste of this! WOOD HAMMER! *wood hammer'd instead*"
Albert Einstein...kiss my a**
Suddenly Sasuke's reasons for being such a dick become apparent...
"I was seriously expecting more from you..."
"Be honest, this helmet von't cause helmet-hair, vill it?"
"I wonder how my cousin R2-D2 is doing..."
"Bwahaha! I can STROBE! And emit lil boxes of annoying doom!"
"Noo! N-not... lil boxes of annoying doom!"
"I do not like the sound of that."
"Employee of the Month: Dr. Wily II"
"Oh dear. I worked real hard, too. He always gets Employee of the Month, but all he does is bark orders!"
"Objection! He gets employee of the month everytime because he sucks up to the boss!"
"You know what... I'm too lazy to bother about that..."
"Not caring about this honorable position makes for a sad Wily..."
"Brown-nosing the boss... Have you no shame?"
"Those with no boss will face EX-TER-MIN-ATION... FROM JA-PAN."
"Zzzzz... Wait, did you say something?"
"All 70's theme has to have TEH AFRO!!!!" 8D
"Could that afro help to break me out?"
"In my scientific position... No."
"In my opinion... Zzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"That was so dumb, my nose started bleeding.
I still don't know why we keep you around the office."
"Eh, I'd care, but I don't feel like it."
"But... But it's very important to think about it..."
"It's so important I've got to SHOOOUUUT MY LUNGS OUT!!!"
"You need to calm down old man, unless you want to burst a blood vessel..."
"I think I just realized why he's here.
He's here to make the rest of us look good!"
"Hmm.... I don't really care at the moment.... I'm just gonna laze out and sleep for indefinately...."
"Hey, since you are a superhero, come help me!"
"I don't think this super hero will be helping anybody."
"*yawn*... I don't really feel like saving anybody right now... NotSoLazyMan, you go save them"
Stop Staring at me.... I'm Shy.
"Not until you play PING PONG WITH ME!
And stop crying!"
"ugh, why am I so lethargic? I guess this is what I get for being a tea cup for so long..."
"I didn't break your vase! Honest!" :'(
"Well, I don't believe you. You die now."
"That vase... Was a family heirlom."
"...Honestly, I can't be bothered to care."
"Go ahead. Call me Edward one more time."
"I'm too busy eating my microphone to call you anything!
MMmmmm. Japanese electronics."
Hmmmmmm..... ZZZZzzZZZzzz.
"Dude, you really need to stop sleeping and play ping pong with me.
...Wait."
"You call this a Ping Pong paddle? This is not a Ping Pong paddle; it's not good enough to even be RELATED to Ping Pong. Go swat flies with this thing."
EDIT: CARP!
"......burgers......."
(Eh, both works when it comes to LazyMan. XD)
"I'm totally useful for breakins."
"I'm totally useful for just slacking around... zzzz..."
"I'm totally useful for making contraptions of mass destruction...." [eyebrow]
"I'm totally useful for... uh, nothing I guess."
"I'm totally useful for staring into people's souls."
"My hair doubles as a weapon of mass destruction, ya know?"
"Really now? Do show me then."
"Why would I do that when I have my minions here to take care of everything for me?"
"Oh, Hi!"
*After Staring into evil red eyes.*
"OK, I will kill myself."
"You're all fools - the power of Ping-Pong conquers all."
"As if... I have something more powerful..."
"As if.. I could truly believe that."
"You asked for it. *writes in his Death Note*"
"..." -Dies from nose bleed-
"Sometimes my bangs get into my eyes and really hurt :'("
"I can relate to your pain as well..."
"That happens to me too! But... with my eyebrows [eyebrow]"
"What big eyebrows you have..."
"Dr. Wily - a face you can trust!"
This is no death ray...this is a cookie so open your mouth and EAT THIS!
KAH-RUSH!
"You see this ball of firey energetic pain? Guess where it's going."
"Trouble? *Yawn* Get Active Man to sort it out..."
"KAME HAME NYAAAAAA!!!!!"
"Hello. Might I interest you in some death?"
"No thanks, I make my own right here!" bVd
"Then use that to help me out here..."
"Hey! Can someboy help get this ceiling off of me?"
"Sure, lemme just use this to blow it up.
The ceiling I mean."
Let me sleep, I'm too lazy to change the channel.
"Then I shall use my Ping Pong of Fury!"
"Fear the fuzz!"
"Oh? I think you don't know who you are talking too... *swords appear out of the Gate of Babylon*"
"Name in Death Note 30 seconds prior to this conversation. Checkmate."
"That's what you think."
"Oh yes, that IS what I think."
"You know what I'm thinking? Disco time! Everybody, get down with your bad self!"
"You are one really strange old man..."
"I'm a strange old man, alright.... One that made the cake...A LIE!!!!" >BD
"I wish my existence was a lie.."
"I can help you there... By ending it."
"Not if I, Sheriff Wily, have anything to say about it!"
You Will Die! EMO COFFIN!
"Not if I hit you with my Log Death first! *log'd*"
"...huh? What's that about?"
"Nothing. Now, just die quietly..."
"Well, sure. But, not before... DISCO!"
Can you stand my stare? O^O
"The dobe better not find ou-" "HAHAHA, HOW STUPID CAN YA GET, TEME?" "... [tornado fang]."
WRYYYY!!! WHY DOES SOMEBODY DRINK ALL THE GOOD STUFF BUT LEAVE THE CRAPPY FOLGERS?
"Because apparently you think you're Dio Brando. Now, play ping-pong with me or else I'll force you to kill yourself. Your choice."
I choose Die, SO I CAN KILL YOU INSTEAD!! >BD
"With these sacred paddle...I forge my destiny!"
Meow~ Pet my Ears.....
"Who needs a sword when you have...a paddle?"
"Nya~ You look suave with that paddle nya~"
"Mwahaha... excellent."
"Can you stop laughing, old man?"
"No. If I did, the universe would implode."
"And since I have nothing here, the universe will IMPLODE!"
"Hmm...! Good thing I'm hiding out in my personal, universe-destruction-proof capsule!"
"Maybe I can finally get out... Even though I will die in the process..."
"There's no need! For you'll be saved by... WILYMAN!"
"I am the shadow that slices the night..."
Wily, what are you...ohhhhhhh. 8D
I'll let the video do the talking. XD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJHC88PZgo)
Wily's new looks number 152: Dr. Metalhead!
"Which hands? right or left?"
I finnaly stole christmas...
"Log no Just-- *thump* Crap."
Nya! Internet Nya!
Must kill the internet!
"Behold, my might log! ...Oh dear."
~Needs more catgirls. I'm lonely, nya~
*Cricket Noises*
"You shall never defeat my special Ping pong technique... Never.... NEVER!"
"May I take your order, nya~?"
"No! Let me! I'm cuter-nya~!" >w<
"This cuteness makes my stomach turn. I'm gonna go puke now."
I have mastered the technique of invisiblity! They shant be seeing me tonight.
(For some odd reason I can't see some people's avatars. Odd.)
(Strange. Check your browser settings. Do a hard refresh. That sometimes works.)
"Bah. I'm too lazy to do that."
"WHAT-DO-YOU-MEAN-I-LOOK-HORR-IBLE-IN-PINK!? YOU-WOULD-NOT-KNOW-A-GOOD-LOOKING-DALEK-FROM-YOUR-OWN-SEVERED-SPINE! THERE-CAN-BE-ONLY-ONE-ANSWER-TO-THIS-INSULT! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!"
"You are one noisy salt shaker..."
I wanna grow up to be a big strong alien, just like my dad in Rockman 2!
"But first you need a clearance card, like the one I have here!"
"That's a fancy looking jeep... It looks kind of like a puma... ... No, I did not just make that animal up!"
"Screw the Matrix, I was here first dammit."
"WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA MUST EAT NEXUSES"
"Want me to blow you away?"
"Wily II & Borock Puppy Eyes no Jutsu!!"
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."
The whole world was slower than Quickman. Never did it seem slower than when Bass tripped him. Moments dragged by agonizingly as he watched the ground and... that... come closer, and closer. He tried shifting his center of gravity, doing something, anything to avoid his fate.
His scream as his face landed in the pile be heard for miles. From that day forth, Quickman vowed he would kill any dog that dared defecate on the lawn. NEVER AGAIN.
... Now to get the taste out of his mouth...
"That was pitiful. You deserved it."
"Heheheheheh... Just as planned." *Sneaks off with Treble, on a leash*
"Screw you all! I'm going to run away and live with Speed Racer!!"
"Do I look like I care?"
"I don't suppose somevone vould be kind enough to help an old man und lift zese birders off of me...?"
"Help!? The Daleks do not help! We EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EXTERMINATE!!! :W
I have a really F***ed up day
"Try getting hit by a log everytime..."
Don't hurt me Megaman.
:puppydogeyes:
The T in T-1000 stands for Tsuyoshi. 8D
"Nya~ I didn't know that nya~"
"And now you do - Just as planned."
"Are you...spying on me?"
"Nya~? Why would I do that nya~?"
Though his parents loved him dearly, little Sigtaur always felt something was strange about them.
"I don't see anything strange nya~"
WILYMAR! 8D
Because, for some reason, that particular drawing reminds me of Olimar. XD Must be the nose.
Catgirls....better than catboys
Logs...better than stumps.
"NYA~ A scratching post nya~ *scratches*"
This guy is so evil he has a swiss conto and still wears the same old lab coat
"It's loooog, it's loooog, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!"
"STOP SINGING AND GET THIS THING OFF ME!!"
"I'm sure you love staring at me, but I suggest you stop, unless you'd like to lose some vital bits."
Catgirl!.....................Hmmmm!! Delicious!
"But...I wanted that catgirl!!!"
お...
お....
おうえんだ-------ん!!!
"Day 293, subject appears to remain completely sane. Beginning constant loop of Hansen..."
"I have an unnessisarily long bit of hair sticking out the front of my head"
I think I am starting to rust a bit."
"Try emo. It's the new black."
"Try blank; it's the new nothing."
"I'm too lazy to point my finger...so I'll use a substitute instead." 8D
"I wished I had a substitute..."
"C'mon, fap dammit, fap!"
"[objection!] You make it sound so wrong~ 8D"
"Ach, mein hip...!"
"---Your hip--!!!"
I´m simply fabulous
"Look at me! I'm Fabulo- LOG'D"
"You are not worthy of my gaze..."
"..Oh? So that's why I'm in jail this time?"
"Yes, stay there and leave me alone..."
"You don't want to see me... even with my, new wig!?"
"Oh hello. Stand still while I plunge this katana into your abdomen."
*Kit does Green Nipples Conga*
"GOT SWIRLY GREEN NIPPLES!
GOT SWIRLY GREEN NIPPLES!
GOT SWIRLY GREEN NIPPLES!
GOT SWIRLY GREEN NIPPLES!"
Im a Mii now! Yeah!
"I have a paddle now! Yay!" :V
I have a broken picture! Yay! 8D
"If you don't obey me... I'll hit you over the head with this paddle!"
"Oh, I don't care how yaoi this looks, you're sharing your gum with me!"
"Argh! My eyes!!"
"What? He wasn't breathing!" -_- "I had to give him mouth-to-mouth!"
"You two are starting to bore me..."
"Am I? Vell, vhat should I do to entertain you?"
"I can flash these 2 light bulbs on my head!"
"Oh? Vell, it is certainly hypnotic enough..."
"Heh, he'll never see me coming!"
"SCORE!"
"Stupid kids playing on my freahly-watered lawn..."
Can someone get these gurders off me?
.....
Someone...?
.........
ANYONE!?!? O^O
"Since I'm still trapped here, I doubt anyone will help you there."
"...don't look at me."
:o
"THEY ARE-!!! GOTTA SUMMON MYSELF OUTTA HER- LOG'D"
"...And their lips smash against each other, never wanting to let the other go."
[eyebrow]
"Yaoi? [tornado fang] yeah!"
"Did you wash out your mouth earlier? It tastes like chalk."
"If you want some mouthwash, send all your money to this account!"
"Oh, never mind. *passionate*"
"Hu...huh? W-what are you doing?! -shaking-"
It's guy-love,
That's all it is,
It's guy-love,
Nothing gay about it in our eyes~
It's guy-love,
That's all it is,
It's guy-love,
Love between two guys~
[objection!] aren´t you actually a guy?
Nyaa
"It's a GUY!!!! -SPLAT-"
* [objection!] aren´t you actually guys?
-And your problem is?
* '>.>
"GUYS??!! I gotta get out of her- -LOG'D-"
"...and even as I post again they are still going at it."
:V
"OMG, BEATLES? WHERE?!"
CATGIRLS? IN MY INTERNET?
:V <(YEAH BABY)
"We all live in a Yellow Submarine. An Orange Tangerine. A Pickle That Is Green!"
Protoman was less than pleased at being turned into a Cyndaquil.
He made sure to let Ice Man in particular know this...
I will destroy you.
With my braids.
I will destroy you, with beattles fanboys! :|
I WILL DESTROY YO-
*Log'd*
"Ha-ha! He got log'd!" 8D
"Just sitting here, chillin"
"Well why you do that, I'll just sneak past... with all of your stuff."
"BLECH! I seriously hope one of them is a trap..."
"Yo, I totally dig it."
"Dr. Wily: Ace Attorney 2: Destructive Justice for All!"
"You fail."
"And so, Archer activated his Unlimited Yaoi Works. Shirou wouldn't, no, couldn't resist."
"Having my hair in two shades of grey makes me look old..."
"[objection!] It's the new hairstyle for this season!"
" :| And I just got this new wig too.."
"No matter the hairstyle, I will always love your tongue-style."
"Hey look guys, I got a new hairstyle too! *points to afro*"
"Oh... you had liver and onions for dinner, didn't you?"
"That sounds tasty! *blinks*"
"It's not tasty at all!!!"
"I'm smuggling little children to my secret lair!"
"Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over my i-DA-LEK!"
"Hahaha! ...Just as planned."
"Mmmm! ... Just as delicious..."
"Wait,wait, wait... what!?"
"I'm gonna make the biggest flaming bag of dog poo ever!"
"...I think someone already did..."
"YOOOOOOOOOO-HOO! Lover-boy!"
"Yep, that's right. *points* You."
*Glittering sparkles surround him*
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...?" 8D
"Well, it certainly isn't me... all alone."
"With me, you will never be alone ever again..."
"I'm available too, ya know. ~wiggle wiggle~"
What will we do tommorow night?
The same what we do every night: Gooey Gooey Lovey goo owo
"Oh WOW! I get closer so I can see thi- BLAAARGGHHH!"
...
Quote from: The GrooveThe yaoi wasn't bad enough, so you brought in frickin' TIME TRAVEL? What's wrong with you?!
"Nya~ I hate time travel nya~" [/BnG]
"No, time travel is awesome. It is how I shall take over the world, after all."
I´m really a woman
What?! How could you do this to me?!
"MUST GET IMAGE OUT OF HEAD! *log'd*"
"Just as planned...nyeheheheh."
"Nya~? Plan? Tell me nya~"
"fear my lastest creation Megaman! SPARKELS!!"
"I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition!"
Hey...I have boobies.
I can look at myself neekid. :D
OMFG THE BEATLES?! WHERE?!
Behold. Fire. 8D
"Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9."
I shall now suffocate you with my breasts.
"OMFG BREASTS"
"OMFG MANLOVE."
"OMFG NYA~"
Sexy Archer is sexy. No, not really.
Have you seen my dustbrush? I think its in your room. Nya~
"No Lelouch, you're doing it wrong! You need to extend your pinky like a gentleman!!"
"Do you want me? You know you do...!"
"Check out my sexellent ping pong move. It's OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!" bVd
"Sigh, more action happening outside..."
Who´s that crazy cook destroying the world? It´s Wily! Wily and pals
Wait! The Ice cream ma--
*dead*
"OMG! WE SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!"
I don't eat ice cream.
I ABSORB IT.
"OMG! NO WAI!"
"My name is Alfred Wily."
"My ultimate disguise! No one will realize this is where I have weapons of mass destruction.."
My hair is the perfect place to hide my weapons and my emoness
"Hey! Me and you have the same hairstyle!!! I'll kill yo- -LOG'D-"
"Baby, I'll be your final fantasy tonight!
"How I talked you into this? Well, I used the above line."
Is that Sephiroth and Cloud!?
"No... IT'S US~!!!"
This is my happy face.
"GIVE US JOHN LENNON!"
"Mine ~nya"
I have such a bangin' girlfriend!
The creator of Jewel Man? o.o;
"I'll be the maid of your affection-nya~" >w<
"You see the X, now you don't... Awesome, now I'm bored again..."
I have a SHINY EYE. >U<
"I have fabulous eyes."
"Can't... look... away..."
"Must...look...at"
*ZAP*
"Oh, I know you wanna look at me.... I'm FABULOUS!!!" 8D
@Kit: "Hey, wanna ride on the Fab Coaster~?"
@Jet: "Ugh, this book again... I read it so many times, it's boring me..."
Leekspin Leekspin Leekspin!
"You shall fear my fabulousness."
"So, how did you like those action moves I did just now, flower girl? Pretty impressive, huh?" </wii>
"I love to sing-a! About the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a!"
"Bout the sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a!"
"FEAR ME AND MY SHINING...EYE!!!" -_-
I'm too busy trying to survive this random Mountain Dew flood to be afraid of your eye that glows with an awesome power.
"Pff. Glowing eyes. That's lame."
"You have a glowing eye, I have super speed that the human eye can't see!"
Silly Wily. Head bashing is for Mario. 8D
"Now you're head-bashing. Man, you've lost it..."
"I like to head-bash, see? *Bother, bother, bother*"
"...Vhat?"
"No no! He's not kidding!"
*Points*
"Look! He's doing it again!" :O
"Then do something about it. Why bother me with it? I have a book to read."
"But I like to bother you! *bother bother bother*"
(AWESOME! Same avatar captioned. XD)
"Oh, mein robots! I haff ze MISTLETOE!"
See this thing? I'm not sure what it does but it in your face.
Shut it.
"Shut it? I'm too FABULOUS to do that!"
"AHAHAHA! You, fabulous? The only here as such is I!"
"WHO ATE MY TACO?!"
Ready? Ready!? READY? READY!?
"I was born ready! but are you ready for me?"
Borock Claus is coming to town~
"Riddle me this, Batman. MEOOOOOWWW!"
"lllllllllLLLLLLLLLET'SGETREADYTOPING-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG"
*cue music*
"Meet the fastest being in this universe."
This bag sure is heavy...maybe I should bury the bodies now?
"I know just where you can put them. OH HELLO SAILOR!"
"Even as a bunny, I am still just too sexy to keep your conscience in the crevice of your mind." [eyebrow]
"I thought I could finally leave..."
"Don't worry! I'll get out! ;)"
"ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THAT!?"
"I can use my hair to fly like this! I can do anything!"
There was a bow in here. But I broke it... sorry.
"That's okay. Let's ping-pong instead."
"I'd rather not. I like giving you creepy looks." bVd
"I really hope this green stuff isn't what I think it is..."
"YOU'VE BEEN...THUNDERSTRUCK!"
"I'm glowing all colors of the rainbow! I'm so colorful!" 8D
"Good for you. Think you could put those colours to some use and get me outta here?"
"Watch me chop down this wood!"
I think... :P
"...Now where the hell did I park again?"
"You forgot!?" >_<
*WAM*
"MORON!!!"
"Day 10 of January,
Today, the subject is fighting a box with an x in it. 200 days may be impossible after all."
"Oh crap. This had better be one of those underwear dreams..."
"Yes, I am pointing at you...whoever's looking at me through whatever screen their sitting in front of! I! AM! POINTING! AT! YOU!!!"
"What's the point..."
"STAND BACK! I vill fix it!"
"What.is.Wily.DOING!?"
"Something boring that doesn't include violence or blood or the other dark and disturbing things I prefer to see."
"Even in a manga, I kick manga ass!"
"Mwa-ha-ha! I have achieved my greatest creation: Hair Wings! MegaMan won't know what hit him when he trifles with me!" >BD
"Could that hair fly me out then?"
"I could Super Saiyan you out, if zat ist your vish."
"This might prove an interesting research subject to EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"
"OBJECTION! You cannot exterminate me! Ich bin Doktor Vily!"
*Was listening to iDalek*
"Huh? Sorry, did you say something? I wasn't paying attention." -_-
"if you were, you'd know that I was trying to get out, but you had the stupid door blocked, you oversized salt shaker!"
"*ping* I think my brain just broke..."
"Ah-hahahahahaha! Your brain broke! Now you vant me to fix it, eh?"
"Oh, no you don't! I'm outta here!"
"Stupid noisy people..."
"Good... Goooooood... I can feel your anger... It gives you focus!"
What is the wall doing in front of....CRASH!
"Log-fu HA!"
*Squish*
>_<
"For the first time, I'm happy I'm stuck here, instead of being log'd..."
"You guys like my new bow tie?"
"Yes... Now can you let me out of here?"
"Not until.. my power level reached over 9000!"
"But... But it's very cramped in here..."
"And I'm suddenly young again, isn't that weird?"
MR...Are you grabing on my..?! :o
"If he gets too, then I want too as wel- -LOG'D-"
Who are you? Why are you touching me there?
1000 POSTS [tornado fang] YEAH.
For some reason I feel like....TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
I though we were playing ping-pong
Kids, always be careful how and where you summon logs.
"My arms are getting very tired, but I must keep holding this cute pose nya~"
Princess Cephi 8D
[/snuggle]
Enigmalicious Nya nya~.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR~
"I prefer my pay in saucers rather than money, k?" >w<
I'm bored.
BANANA-NANA-NANA-NA~ JUST SO BORED
"Yeah Im fabulous, SO WHAT?"
"I look kinda cool in this wig."
"I swear to God, I'm not a pedophile.
I'm just kidnapping this girl.
That's it"
"RAWR! My loli!"
"No, it's MY loli!" *picks up blonde girl and runs like hell*
"-Stares intently at the scene- Me... want."
"Well you can't have!"
*YOINK!*
"Antlers and a motorbike make me awesome."
"Take on me~!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m571d_DbWZo)
"NOOOO I CAN'T TELL '80s SYNTH BANDS APART! STOP LOOKING THE SAME!!"
"You really think you should say that.. in front of me?"
"I'll save you Ms. Come, we'll be safe in my bedroom."
"Welcome to my world."
"World? THIS SMASH WILL BREAK THE VERY FABRIC OF THIS UNIVERSE!"
"Wha- noooooo! How can I take it over if it doesn't exist?!?"
"Damn, the world is in the brink of destruction, run!"
"ARE YOU READY FOR MY AWESOME POWAH!?"
"YES! NOW THAT IT'S FINISHED!"
"Whatever it is, I'm outta here! Come, loli girl!"
"Did I hear loli?"
"LOLI!? ROCK HAET LOLI!!"
"You hate loli Rockman? But...why?"
"You hate loli? Me hate you."
"Let me bring you away from all these loli-haters!"
"I'm a... loli hater? ;_;"
"Loli-hater!? RUN!!!"
"I'll kill this loli hater, where is he?!"
"Kill ME? Taste my BAT!"
"Bats!? Uuuhhh, gotta run!"
"Not that I really care..."
"Care will come from the unexpected source."
"I DON'T CARE ANY MORE! THIS WILL BE GAME POINT!"
"I'm an alien! I'M AN ALIEN! I have PROBES!"
"Bother me one more time and see what happens.
"I don't care... This bread is delicious... =w="
"I see what you did there..."
"This new laser-eye upgrade will grant me serves with precision!"
"I'm running in the same spot over and over again..."
"THEN LET ME TAKE THIS CHANCE TO DEFEAT YOU!"
"I dyed mein hair und bought a toupee. Ist gut, ja?"
"I appear to have lost my body. Does anyone know what happened to it?"
*And then, the red X erased the universe.*
(Well, all I see is the red X (not the one in your animation), and nothing...)
"It ist all going according to plan!"
*Snaps out of trance*
"Huh? What?"
"You were trying to get me out of here, remember?"
"I vill help for I haff a wrench!"
"Who needs a wrench when I can just use my Quick Boomerang and faster-than-Flash speed to break you out?" [eyebrow]
"Then, could you hurry up?"
"After my eye twitches ok?"
"Eye twitches are for the weak!"
Do the eyebrow trick!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
"I really wanna.. destroy that log."
"The log will never catch up to us now!"
"And now, you'll run to right to where I can catch you.... Just as planned."
"Should I wear something less...revealing?"
"I don't wear anything below the collar."
"Be afraid...be very afraid.... I am...." :o
"Om nom nom, this rice is so yummy! <3"
"Stare into my eyes; I'm adorable! ^^"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! TOO...KAWAII...!!! CAN'T...LOOK AWAY!!!!"
"Sometimes I wish one could die of boredom.. at least I wouldn't have to live through this."
"Hang on tight, I'll get you to school as fast as my legs can carry us!"
"School girl... Me want to play..."
"Oh, school girl! Come stand under ze mistletoe!"
"Um...what happened to the rest of me? I'm just a head pivoting around...." ???
"A head... Sounds interesting..."
"Bah! My first attempt at a robot is only a pivoting head! If I had a bigger budget, I vould make a better robot! Some day, I vill make an army of robots..."
"...huh? Urgh.. did I just step in that?"
"Sir... I think I dropped my ice-cream cone earlier..."
wPod: The greatest thing to happen since sliced bread. Buy one today or suffer ZE WRATH!!! :W
"So it was ZE WRATH that destroyed my plane..."
This was my high school picture.
I WAS BANGIN' HOT.
"Do not question my authority, for I am the emperor of FABULOUS!!! And you do not question the emperor of FABULOUS, or you shall regret challenging the emperor of FABULOUS!!!" 8D
"I wonder if it's possible to be any more bored then I am right now.."
"What you do if you saw a man running with a child with his hand near her behind?"
"-Berserker sees Kotomine running with Ilya- RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR MINE!"
"I'm the one who should say, RAWRRRR MINE!"
"HEYA GUYS! ITS ME-HUFF HUFF... I should probably hit the gym..."
"Now! run with me, for better future! and health in your case..."
"Ya wanna say that to my face?"
"I will, but my hands are occupied at the moment."
"whILe yOUR BusY CaRRyiNg thAT giRl, I'LL Run FaSTEr thEN YoU!"
"He's getting closer! I'm scared!"
"Girl, I'd be able to run faster if you didn't have all those bricks in your pocket!"
"Heh.. you might as well give it up, all of you - I'm obviously the fastest!"
"Well, I could still try!"
"All of your attempts will end in failure. For I am, WilyMan!"
"Where are you taking me?"
"A place so quiet that no one can hear you scream..."
"-and where no one will here me laugh - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh, please don't take me to that dark and scary place again!"
"[objection!] THINK OF THE CHILDREN HERE!!!"
"Oh, I am thinking of ze children!"
"Blinky lights are just one more way we can EX-TER-MIN-ATE you!"
The 80's: my anti-drug.
Leather for breakfast!
"Nya nya, come closer so I can lick you intimately~"
"Singing girls and leeks seem to go together like peanut butter n' jelly~"
"oh bah. I eat leeks for breakfast! Thats how I keep my hair so nice."
"...Are you saying my hair isn't nice?"
"Eh? no, im pretty sure he wasnt trying to say that... though it IS a bit long~ also, please hurry up, that fat man in the blue spandex Is catching up to us!"
"Well, if you ask nicely, I could eat him."
"Why waste your breath asking when I can just EX-TER-MIN-ATE him willy-nilly?" :V
"After you're done exterminating him, could you exterminate the door so I can finally go to the bathroom? I've been using a bucket in the corner for far too long."
"Extermination is not good!" *smack*
"What gas extermination? Ya gotta get rid of your gas some how!" *frrrt!*
"Gaaah! The smell! -Trips over-"
"Don't worry, m'lady! I'll save you from that vile odor filling the room!"
"Thank you...but are you really supposed to be holding me like this?" :-[
"I wouldn't mind if he held me like that... so long as he got me out of here."
"OH NO! I told you not to drink from the bottles under the sink!"
"Hug me, please...? I promise I won't fry you to a crisp if you do...." O^O
"If I hug you.. will you get me out of here?"
"Don't die on me! I'm carrying your baby!"
"CRUD! I should have saved her when I had the chance!"
So there I was, browsing RPM.
When I decided to caption DRWillyII's avatar.
When I was finished it was different.
Then what was avatar?
"You... are starting to scare me..."
"I can be fabulous too, you know. Gaze into my sparkling face and hear me laugh as I dance around the room with the greatest of ease."
"Finally... Free... FRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"You dare to insult mein latest und greatest creation?!"
"Any creation you make will not affect the Daleks in any way or form. We will continue to EX-TER-MIN-ATE anyone who challenges us!"
"Like how you just exterminated my custom Wolfen II R/C fighter? Bastards."
"I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-WAITNOICANTSHIT"
"Hehe, falling... I can't wait to see him splat."
"OH MY GOD!! Your body has been splattered all over the pavement! How are you still conscious?!"
"Uhh.. I didn't do it."
"She was only nineteen!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO~ She has past her prime!"
"Mwahaha, I will take over the world! ...huh?! What do you mean 'don't be so cliche'?!"
"No, don't die on me... WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!? ...Huh? It's cliche too?"
"Indeed it is." *closes saucer.*
It´s pointing it´s cannon at us!
Don´t worry, Quickman´s here to rescue ya
"Why do you need Quickman when I can use my Sharingan HA- LOG'd-"
"Because I trusted you... Now she's DEAD! It's all YOUR FAULT!"
"H-hey! Don't look at me!"
"Here, I'll hide the bruise with some foundation. Now, remember what you tell the teacher?"
"I ran into a doorknob."
"Good girl."
"Oh crud! -Falls into a doorknob-"
"Huh? You mean my eyelashes are extending past the edges of my face?"
"Golly gee wowee-wow-wow, mister!"
"I find your voice extremely annoying, so.. STFU!"
*Looks at you oddly*
"Sir. I feel uncomfortable with you staring at me like that."
"Fine, I'll stop. That is, if you give me a cookie.. woof."
"What is... cookie?"
"What I ate lots of!"
"No wonder you look so very unhealthy..."
"Well, I never have to worry about thing like that, with all the running I do."
"Just hold the fish still and I'll gut it for you."
"Ughh... fish? So that's what that smell was."
"How dare you insult me! I'll gut you!"
"Time to make a quick getaway!"
"Uh...what are you doing?"
"I'm... posing."
"I'll help you pinch that pimple."
"hahHAHA! You'd better not be talkin' 'bout my stomach!"
"Hmm~ But I am thinking of it... So big..."
"Our Sigtaur has become so big now!"
"Sigtaur? Can I eat that?"
[eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow] [eyebrow]
WHAM! You got LOGGED!
"Maybe I should sing a song to remember him by..."
"To the bat poles Robin!"
"Poles? I know you like to tap some ass!"
"HAHA! So the Bass Based WilyMan armor did not work... but he will never defeat my Megaman based MEGA WILY ARMOR!!"
"Is that even possible!?"
"OF COURSE IT IS!! ARRRG! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!"
These kids are bugging me. I think i'll eat them...
"My wrist... too much ping pong..."
"AW MY GAHWD WHAT THE F*CK!"
"Mmmmmmmmm.... Delicious metal.... Must...eat...." :W
"Who is the one who steal my Radiocon!?"
"Me! And I... ate it!"
The Red lines clash with my white hair....
"nah, I think they look just fine... at least its not as bad as the potbelly on Megaman over there..."
"I'm just going to sit here and drink my sorrows away."
"God damn this sword is heavy..."
"Her boobs are so big and....luscious..."
"Why the need to point out the obvious?"
"ARRRG, you men and boobs!"
"I wish I could see some boobs."
"Sigh... why do I bother. i give up."
"So... where can I find some boobs?"
"Boobs!? Where!?" 8D
"the truth is, this is quite fun"
"These horns can be useful for alot of things, you know."
"At some point I get dizzy from all of these rotations"
"Maybe I should think about shaving.."
"Whay, I'm so happy~"
"OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT BEHIND YEW HE LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA RAEP YOU OMG HES SO BIIIIIG..."
"...You talkin' 'bout me?"
"Shut up!"
"hahah, 'shut up', that's so funny! xD"
"LIEK OMG I CAN'T CHANGE MY FACIAL EXPRESSION."
"Your mother told you your face would freeze like that!"
"OMG! Is that Dalek flashing me!?" :O
"To the bathroom!" *Puts up red X and leaves... then returns.* "Damn line halfway down the hall... I'll just hold it."
"Uh! Speaking of which I have to go myself.. luckily, I'm soo fast!"
"Tee-hee! I love to peek into the boys room!"
"Now what is this doing here?"
"Don't ask me! I have nothing to do with it!"
"I won't be so sure if I were you."
"I'm sure of only one thing myself: GET MORE FOOD!"
"NO! Your cholesterol is high enough!"
"Come, run with me! That shall get you back in shape!"
"I'll chase you with my oversized pig-sticker as motivation!"
*Listening to its iPod*
"What? Daleks need R&R too, you know!"
"All I have is R&R."
Yep, 42, got a problem with that?
"I d- GUAAAGAGHH! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEE?!"
"Don't worry, sir! I'll cut you loose!"
*Trips and falls on her face*
"I'd help you if, ya know... I wasn't trapped in here."
"Help me become a woman, Shirou."
"Why him? I'll help yo- ARGGHH! -Impaled by 1000 needles-"
"Hehe~ He got spiked... :P"
"And that puts him out of the way... just as planned."
"And now, let me reward you with the freshest sashimi you have ever tasted!"
[eyebrow]
This is soooo wrong
"I SHALL USE THE THE ANTI-LOD'D JUTS- URGHH!"
"*sigh* He got log'd again..."
"How come my rival is never log'd? ;_;"
Because I wanted it that way
"I'll stop you! Fear my-!" *Log'd*
"Who's shootin' my fly?"
"I did. Obviously."
^_^
"I'mma gonna shoot that smile right off ya face!"
"Let's see you try it."
"You sure? You probably won't be alive when I do." [eyebrow]
"In that case, I'll go get a snack and watch the carnage."
"What, snacks?! Give them to me!"
"Sure! Have a cookie."
"Crud! I dropped it."
"Oh, whaddya know? There's a lil girl under all that cake!"
"These speedlines and the smirk on my face means someone is going to get their ass kicked. You have three guesses, and the first two don't count."
"Hmmm.... I don't really care right now. I just wanna sleep...."
"Sleep? Huh. Good idea."
"Indeed! I've always got good ideas!"
"What are you saying? The one who always has good ideas is -point- me!"
"You sure about that? Your last idea certainly speaks for itself. Never have I seen so many unneeded deaths of squid..."
"Uhh..? You know about that..?"
"There is nothing I DON'T know."
"Indeed. You are well-read, while I am just contemplative. But that is a ruse. In reality, I'm bored."
"You're bored. Well, hey. LOOK OVER THERE!"
"Having you cuddle me makes me feel like a pedo..."
"Wait, YOU feel like a pedo? That kind of logic must be EX-TER-MIN-ATED."
"Huh? Sure, whatever. Do what you want."
"Damn.
Now I know what Jesus REALLY went through."
"AAARRRRGH!! I haven't crapped in WEEKS! I need fiber! FIIIBERRRRR!"
"Whoops...er...what did I just step in...?" :o
"AH!" *Thonk* "Damn, that Metool is heavy!"
"Not as heavy as I am, I'm sure."
"OW! Your giant-ass fender is on my FOOT!"
*insert some sort of 1950's dalek newsreel here*
"Hee-hee, I like you..."
"Hmm? You mean me?"
"Of course it's you, you snuggable loli you..."
"FINALLY! I haff been vorking on zis alien death machine for YEARS! It is finished! Und now it can go up stairs!"
"You make me feel old-reel..."
"Me and my gang are gonna hang in mah crib, yo."
"Oh dear, that sounds dangerous and cliche!"
"Look to your left and right before crossing."
"I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THAT NOW!!!"
"You fool! because of that now you're being chased by that cactuar!"
"NO!!! PLEASE SAVE ME!!!"
"Him? AHHHHHHHH! SAVE MEEE!"
What do you mean my eyelashes look like eyeglasses!?
"Somehow being this shade of blue makes me extremely happy."
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am... Alakapoof! The most fabulous magician in the world!"
"And I raaaan, I ran so far awaaaay!"
"And for my next trick, I will pull carrots outta my bum! Bada-BING!"
"What has been seen, cannot be unseen!"
Quote from: Quickman on January 20, 2009, 05:08:15 AM
"And for my next trick, I will pull carrots outta my bum! Bada-BING!"
I lol'd hard at this.
"Living life on the streets, while keeping his pimp paw strong."
"Sounds like another movie I won't watch."
"...Did my pants just fall down..."
"No. I pulled them down."
"That's right. It was HIM!"
"You're mad at me? I figured you'd like being stripped naked by a hot guy."
"Not by YOU though. Unless you've got Red Spikey Hair, Shades, and a Yellow Scarf, I'm NOT INTERESTED BUDDY!"
"Your eyes say 'no,' but my eyes, and my groin says 'oh yes.'"
*punches him down* DOWN BOY!
"Well, that was quite unnecessary, don't you think?"
"I should EX-TER-MIN-ATE you!"
o/` "Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! Just like that river twisting through the dusty land! And when she shines, she really shows you all she can! Oh, Rio, Rio dancer, cross the Rio Grande!" o/`
"The cheap shopping time is almost over, must hurry!"
"AAAAHHHH! NO, NOT THE 10,000 NEEDLES! NOOOOOOO!"
"I'm nowhere to be seen."
(I really can't see your avatar...)
"I really wished he didn't see me!"
Visit scenic The Back of Wily's Head.
"I will shoot that head."
"Haha, I'm totally obnoxious and stuff but you guys all love me because I'm a loli~.
BERSERKER, SICK 'EM."
"RAWR. BERSERKER IS NO MATCH FOR ME!"
"I'm pouting because you insulted Berserker.
He's HERCULES for christ's sake!"
"Well Hercules is just a hero, while I on the other hand am a superhero... not that I really care."
"It's snowing! I love snow! Snow is fun! Snow is cold! Don't you like snow? I do!"
"Huuh... sure wish it would snow in here."
"Oh, I forgot. You're trapped in there. Never to see the sun again. never to breathe the fresh air. Never again."
"What-! Clearly such a thing is an injustice! Such a wrong should be righted immediately!"
"Oh! You've caught me undressing!"
"I-ooh! Uh...I guess I did...." :-[
"Perv. I'm gonna get an apple for an unrelated reason."
"I'm a.. pervert? -point-"
"Indeed you are. But you know what? I like perverts." [eyebrow]
"Uhh... you know what?! I gotta run! Later!"
"Hey WAIT!
Damn, I lose all men that way."
"I could say something here, but I can't be bothered."
"Man, you're so boring. Why don't you liven up a bit like everyone else?" -u-'
"I'd love to, but I only have one piece of cake."
"Cake? The cake is mine."
"Ew! You want to eat an entire cake!? You're sick!"
"Cake... anything but another apple.."
"I'm afraid I don't have any cake to give you..."
"You might not have cake, but you can have me!"
Damn you Megaman, how can I sell my book: "How to take over the world with 8 robots" when you always beat them?!
"Book? I think this book *Summoning logs for Dummies* is wr- *log'd*"
>=D
"I know what you're thinkin': "Did he fire five shots or six?" Well, to tell you the truth in all of this excitement I lost track myself. I would continue on with this, but I think you get the picture..."
"My cape will protect me! I got it from Bat-fink."
"Holy crap! I tripped on my own two feet!
I wish I had a cape, then I'd look cool while tripping over it!"
"No, you wouldn't. You'd still look like a douche."
"Haah? You think I look like a douche? Then take a look at - this! -poses-"
"You're really a douche..."
"AAH! Get away from me! I didn't call you a douche!"
"Even if you can run away from that, you really think you can escape me? I am rather quick after all."
"We'll just see about that!"
"Fine! You asked for it!"
*trips*
"Ah crud!" >_<
"Congrats. You made yourself look like a douche again. And you managed to amuse me for a moment."
"Calling me a douche yet again... don't you see the smirk?"
"My smirk's cuter~!" >U<
"My lion cub is cuter... Waitwut"
"And my mohawk is the cutest!"
"How can you not love this smile?"
"By closing my eyes and not looking."
Quote from: Quickman on January 22, 2009, 08:18:14 AM
"No, you wouldn't. You'd still look like a douche."
It's scary how I would actually say that. ...Now back to the captions.
"Hey! You can't close your eyes! That's cheating!"
"But I can...*yawn*"
"You need to be awake more often.
Lest you get shot."
"Meh, I'm immune to that kind of stuff. G'night."
"It's funny how you can sleep forever, and I'm trapped in here forever.
...Wanna trade places?"
"...can't be bothered."
"...You're all weird, you know that?" ::)
"Well, boredom does terrible things to a person."
"That would explain why I'm sitting on this guy's lap."
"Wait, wut?"
"Awkward!"
"Not as awkward as my eye exploding right now..."
"My goodness! You should have that checked! Though, my cape will keep me safe from flying eyeball shrapnel!"
"Oh, you mean like that one over there?"
*Points to a piece of retina flying at 200mph*
"Jesus. Excuse me while I get a pudding pop."
"Not if I get it first!"
"Pudding pop sensor-activate!"
"Ha-HA! My magical magician skills have taken the last of the pudding pops!"
"AFTER THAT MAGICAL MOUSE!!!"
"You can't catch me if I vanish!"
"Well, you got me there. I guess I'll hafta resort to calling an exterminator..."
"No need...he's standing over there...."
*Points*
"OH GOD! This isn't coffee! THIS ISN'T COFFEE!!"
"QUICKSLAP, [sonic slicer]!!"
"What... What have I done...?"
I shame R2-D2
"Hey everyone look at me I am a viking!"
"I laugh at you."
"...You scare me..."
"Of course I do."
"You're so unnervingly confident about that, too."
"Really?"
*Looks away*
"Shucks, Daleks should not be blushing! Daleks don't have the technology!" :-[
"Technology.. wish I had the technology to get me outta here."
"I have the technology, but it'll cost you..."
"No way! I'll just EX-TER-MIN-ATE my way out!"
"Maybe if I keep hitting myself in the face, I'll knock myself out."
"Don't do that! That's stupid!"
"I'm this fast, and the Road Runner STILL beats me *sigh*"
"So?! I still can't cast a spell!"
"Touch my bra and I'll kill you dead"
"Of course I'll do the same if you touch my helmet... or my beard."
"You silly viking you! I'm not gonna touch that icky beard!"
"...Seriously...what're you doing down there...? -u-'
"Nothing. At. All."
"Don't believe him. He was going through your pockets for change."
"!!! He went through... my pockets?!"
"Indeed he did, silly!"
"I'll EX-TER-MIN-ATE him before he comes near me with his pick-pocketing hands!" :W
"Not if I sink first... *gurgle*"
"! You're sinking!"
"But it's snowing now!"
"Snow? Must retreat to my dungeon."
"Hmhmhmm... You are afraid of snow..."
<- Kid Wily "Its because of an experience I had as a child."
"Time to unleash the furrrryyy!!"
"I zap you with my eye."
"You're so warm, let me sleep next to you for a little while~"
"See these? They're what they call "Come-On" eyes."
"And note the sultry voice I'm using..."
"AND NEXT WEEK, CLASS, WE'LL LEARN ALL ABOUT THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES"
"Check me out! I'm a flashing Rainbow hedgehog!"
"Who needs Geass when I can just freak you into submission with my glowing eye?"
"Oh god, not this again! Why does the dispenser dispense cow [parasitic bomb]?!"
"Oh. That's what I stepped in."
"Eew! Gross!"
"That's not cow [parasitic bomb], that's quicksand. You're all sillies just like this Dalek I'm botherin'." 8D
"Good for you. I'm gonna read War and Peace."
"You do that. Meanwhile, I need to unclog the dirty build-up on this person's face with my Extendo-Plunger 9000."
"Don't let it touch your face! You don't know where it's been!"
"Stand back, ma'am. I'll handle this! I'm...Quiiiickmaaann!"
"...Um...okay...." :o
"A battle over a Dalek plunger?! Lemme get a snack!"
"And the warning lights are flashing. Let the battle begin! One shall stand, one shall be leaving with a limb missing! Heaven or Hell! Duel! Let's rock!!!"
"...Did you just...quote Guilty Gear...?" ???
"I do believe it did."
"I'm outta here! I'm getting out of the path of the debris!"
"Oh no, there's gonna be flying shrapnel?!"
"Nooooooooooo.... Hug me, I'm scared...." O^O
"What's the matter? There's a ship exploding over my head, raining debris from the sky, and you don't see me runnin' around cryin' for Mama, do ya?"
"I wouldn't say that if I were you..."
"Urgh, screw this crap! I'm getting out of here!"
"And just where do you think you're going!?"
"I seriously wouldn't defy her. She scares me."
"Yeah, I'm pointing at them.
Just don't tell 'em."
"Well, I'm not scared! I will defy her! RAWR!"
"Oh yeah! Defy my pig-sticker!"
"While he's defying her, ya mind sniffin' my plunger? I think I got something on it."
"Smells like nicotine...oh wait, that's my cigarette, my bad." 8D
"You look surprised, like you were expecting it to smell different. It's a plunger!"
"...okay, what the hell did I just walk in on involving nicotine plungers?"
"You have something against nicotine?"
"I wish I could try nicotine, but I'm too young to touch it." :V
"Don't. It'll stunt your growth. And stop destroying my R/C toys!"
"It wasn't me - they did it! -points at self- err.."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!! CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU PERVERTS!!!" :o
"I would.. if, ya know. I had a door."
"I'll go cut down a tree and carve you a door with my giant machete!"
"I must save the trees! -dashes off-"
"Trees? Whatever for?"
"Trees make things like this mistletoe!" >3<
"Mistletoe, huh? Heh.. that brings back memories."
"Ahhhh~ Stop saying mistletoe... So embarassing..."
"Mein new armour vill protect you!"
"Dammit, man! I told you to remaster the History of the Dalek Documentary, not re-record it onto a DVD and sell it on Amazon!" >_<
"Dammit this thing keeps smashing on my head.. oh well, I can't be bothered doing anything about it."
"Oh, I don't care if you're ten years my senior, let's do it! I won't tell!"
"Well... ok. I shouldn't be surprised. Nothing can resist this smirk."
"Oh really!? *glares*"
"Vell, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-- YOU!"
"Don't you FFFF me! *bother bother bother*"
"I vill do vhat I vish!" *Gets up reeeeeaalllly close to the eyestalk and laughs.* "COUNT MEIN VISDOM TEETH, PEPPERPOT!"
:o
"What kind of a threat is that!?" -u-'
"Not sure, but I want a snack if there's gonna be a slugfest."
"Quickest of the Quick."
"As I stare into the distance, I thought... Where am I..."
"Alright, which one of you morons spraypainted my favorite portrait blue!?"
"What the hell...I'm STILL locked up in this place!?"
"Oh, when I wish upon a star..."
"What...is that thing down there in my pants?"
"Not my hand."
"It's still there."
"You...protected me, didn't you...Berserker?"
"As I gaze up into the night sky, I sometimes wonder if those stars have planets orbiting that have people staring up at their night sky, wondering the same thing... Oh, the wonders the universe holds!"
"I object this crap!"
"Oh come now. Have some respect for some introspection."
"Uh.. how about no?"
"No means NO!"
:o
"Ulp.... Um...yeah...okay...I get it...."
"Hey look a flying Metool.."
"HUMANS... I DESCEND UPON YOU NOT AS A GOD, BUT AS A MARTYR FOR YOUR SINS..."
"...wut?"
"Just practicing my lines for the school play, silly."
"RARGH! Don't lie to me!"
"You're so cute when you're angry!"
"Uh?! Uh... thanks?"
"I'm naked and I'm proud of it!"
"I'd congratulate you, but as you can tell, I have a bit of trouble of my own."
"Daleks don't solve problem, they EXTERMINATE IT!"
"Then exterminate my problem!"
*point* "I want YOU to exterminate my problem!"
"For the love of god, will someone vaporize this cactus?!"
"I'll just EX-TER-MIN-ATE the both of you."
"But I like that cactus! *pouts*"
"Yeah, but I have candy!"
"*sigh* But candy makes me fat..."
"Red Bull - it gives you wings! -hair starts to flap like wings-"
"... What did I just see? -_-"
"He beat me over nine thousand times!!!"
"You should learn a bit from me then..."
"Anyone wanna give poor ol' Wily II a kiss~?"
"Grawr! I is biting you! NO KISS FOR YOU!"
"No kiss...?" O^O
*Strikes a cute pose*
"How 'bout now?" >w<
"...no."
"See? This isn't so bad. Just because you're ten years my senior doesn't mean we can't have a wholesome relationship."
"I can't stop pointing at them! It's like an addiction!"
"I'll get you for making me cry! You'd better start sleeping with one eye open!"
"Daleks only have one eye...and Daleks do not sleep! Daleks EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!"
"Exterminate my pudding pop and there will be hell to pay."
"Exterminating is so boring, so I'll just bother, bother, BOTHER you~"
Vixylicious Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya~
"Boobs are so comfy to lie on~. ^^"
"I wanted to lie on them, damn you!"
"Ew! Get away from me you pervert!"
Am I on the moon? Why is the ball not coming down? Oh there it is...
"I bet I can hit that ball so far..."
"A little bit of yuri never hurts."
"Yuri..? I'm so glad to be alive."
"Heh. Try touching me again and watch what happens, you lolicon."
"ME BERSERKER! ME SLASH!"
"You see good friends, I have no idea how my body can support a head this big."
"If only I knew the secret! Then my life wouldn't be so full of pain!"
"Searching for targets to EX-TER-MIN-ATE..."
"EIY!? You want to exterminate? I SHOW YOU HOW TO EXTERMINATE!"
"Please donate to the my charity...I promise I won't use it to take over the world...cross my heart." O^O
"Howabout donating to clean my room of this mess? Stupid malfunctioning drink dispenser..."
"NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
"Now the World is mine!... I think."
"*sigh* You can never take over the world..."
"VHAAAAT?! Do you know who I am?! Ich bin Doktor Vily!"
"Who cares, you are no match for the Dalek. You will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED!"
*Sighs and looks down in disappointment*
"We need to come up with a new catch phrase...." ;O;
"I need a change of scenery..."
"And I need moar needles.."
"I've got my Berserker, I don't need anything else."
My Shocactuken is a one hit kill.
"A Cactuar? Should burn easy enough."
"Oh, don't be so shy! It'll be fun!"
"Say what!?"
"...Dammit, not again! Now I'm all sticky with Mountain Dew!"
"Mountain Dew!? Where!?"
"In my flesh! My delicious cactus flesh is just BURSTING with Dew!"
"Then give me your face so I can suck it out of your eyes and mouth!"
"Mmm... watermelon... The perfect snack to witness what will no doubt be very, very... gory."
*turns* "Watermelon? I don't like fruits... *turns again*
"Hahahahahahahahahaha! You made a funny!"
"Heh, I can be way more funny then that guy."
"Then crack a joke. I'm bored."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Me. To EX-TER-MIN-ATE you."
"That's... That's not funny..."
"Well, I thought it was."
"Then you have a poor taste in humour then."
"Yeah! It was as unfunny as the time someone told me I couldn't take over the world."
"You know, I should be a Gundam Pilot. I'm young, sexy, and emotionally disturbed!"
"Hey ladies! I'm sexy! Forget the emo Gundam pilots and come take a ride on the PB Train!"
"You, me, PB Train?"
"I sense evil. it's a trap!"
" [objection!]"
"ME NO LIKE OBJECTION! ME SLASH!"
"ME NO LIKE SLASH! ME DRAMATIC POSE!"
"I do not like poor grammatical skills. Such things drive me to homicide."
"Well if you're gonna kill people - Don't kill me!"
"Nor me, for I am young and cute."
"D:"
@Quickman: "Did you say something? The screams of fear and death in my I-DA-LEK is drowning out whatever you were saying."
@borockman: "HAVE NO FEAR! CACTRYU IS HERE!"
"STOP LOCKING ME UP! IT WAS MR. X I TELL YOU! MR. X!"
"My scarf has its own mind!"
"I love my headband, it's needleproof!"
"That's headband... IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!"
"Oh dear, that can't be good!"
"Heh! My speed is over... TEN THOUSAND!!!"
"No, that's 'over ten thousand' -points-"
"My naked physique! But of course!"
"Why are you naked?"
"SO THAT I CAN..." (complete at your own expense... 8D)
"TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I mean.. what other reason would there be?"
"Of course, it's to win the world cup!"
"Or to win lots of fights!"
"You wouldn't hit a girl with glasses, would you?"
"Yes. Yes I would. All is fair in love and war, after all."
"Hey, don't you dare touching my ass like that!"
"I shall protect your ass!"
"No one's protecting my ass but me!"
"I could solve all your problems and just EX-TER-MIN-ATE your ass."
"Ass extermination? I could do it myself."
"I won't allow any ass exterminations to happen!"
"Of course not! Not so long as I'm around!"
"I'd let you exterminate my ass... as long as you got me out of here.."
"I feel a pain... Other then from my ass..."
"I R TEH ALIEN!"
"zzz... Alien... zzz... green... zzz..."
"I'll take Megaman's helmet... AND CRUSH IT!"
"Hmpph, I don't think you're strong enough to destroy a helmet."
"Maybe he cannot - but I assure you that I can!"
"Stop staring at my skirt, perv!"
It´s Dr. Peace, because you will now rest in piece
Always practice your jutsu beforehand, kiddies.
"Always brush your mustache."
Always admire the sunset...when you aren't upset about anything.... ;O;
"...This book sucks."
"MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT. YES, THAT OVER THERE! HAHA, SUCKERS!" *runs away*
"Coincidence? Nah, PB's just a huge fan of Gauntlet."
"HOLY CRAP I GOTTA RUN MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
"Shouldn't have left the stove on."
"I... like to live dangerously -dramatic background music plays-"
Awwww....she´s sleeping so tight...now it´s my chance! *Ties her shoelaces together*
"FACT: Logs pwn all."
"Why are you looking so pervertly at me?"
"Because you stole what I was just holding in my hand and I plan to seduce you to get it back."
"I see... If you must..."
"Yes.. I shall enjoy this greatly."
"WITH A SWORD IN MY RIGHT HAND, AND NOTHING IN MY LEFT, I WILL PICK YOU UP, AND DO IT!"
"Sure, go right ahead."
"But... It's too sudden!"
*does Chinese New Year Conga*
"HAPPY CHINESE NEW-YEAR!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW-YEAR!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW-YEAR!
HAPPY CHINESE NEW-YEAR!"
"I wanna join you in that conga~<3"
"Then come on in. EVERYBODY is welcome in the Conga!"
This conga is as cool as I am
"You know what a conga needs? LOGS! *log'd*"
"Why thank you, you're so kind." >w<
:Wdon´t get crazy don´t get crazy don´t get crazy don´t get crazy don´t get crazy don´t get crazy :W
"Huzzzah! Check out my awesome new jutsu! -LOG'D- Goddammit! Why does this keep happening to me?!"
I wear glasses, but I can still whup your ass.
"I'll get them some. TEA. EARL GREY. HOT." *waits for 5 minutes*
"Hey...guys don't we need to keep the bikini on for the children's sake?"
"Liek lol, there are words floating in front of me."
*KA-STAB*
And then he died.
"I'm like so camouflaged here."
Silence or I shall whip you with my ponytail!
"I am so petrified with fear."
"Don't be. I won't hurt you."
"Although I may EX-TER-MIN-ATE you a little."
"Go ahead and try! I can take it!"
"You're gonna go up against a Dalek? This I gotta see..."
"I, on the other hand, don't. -Runs off-"
"I am the bone of my sword..."
"I am the Chinese of my New Year..."
"Steel is my body, and fire is my blood."
"I'll just hide one hand behind my back.. with this face, you won't expect me to have a knife.."
"I have created over a thousand blades."
"Welcome to a Chinese Restaurant!"
"Hmm... What do you sell at this fine restaurant?"
"Invisible soup... that's an invisible bowl I'm holding in my hand."
"Then, that is... Unknown to death."
"Please enjoy your delicious Chinese food with chopsticks, a traditional part of Chinese history and culture!"
Or whatever those chopstick sleeves say...
^^
He's not saying anything, but his instruction manual speaks about his ability to simultaneously plunge two toilets at once.
he fell into disuse once the fact came to light that two toilets are rarely side by side
EDIT - Curse you Quickman
and then what I said made no sense once his avatar changed.
EDIT 2 -
And then I realized I hadn't uploaded an avatar yet
EDIT 3-
FAIL
"But I can feel proud about having an invisitar that would make the crowd confuse themselves in awe and amazement."
invisible avatar
AND SO THEY WERE CUTE.
AND EVERYONE WAS DEAD.
=3
"But..........do they want tea?"
So...do you come around here often?
Seriously do you? I've never seen you before.
"DO YOU LIKE TEA? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DO!!"
"Hello. I'm PBPB, and I will be your maid tonight."
"Oh...yeah...." :V
"Lucky bastard, I wish I got a maid. Instead I'm stuck HERE."
"zzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzz"
"He is... Nor known to life."
"Look at where my hand is.. I bet you can guess what I'm holding."
"But all I want was a kiss from you..."
"You can have one from me, if you want ;)"
"Annnnnd into the incinerator with you..."
"Nothing can stop me now that I can go Super Saiyan.. not that I needed to, of course."
"So many women, so little time..."
"With my speed I'm sure I could keep up with them all."
"All my girlfriends were so much shorter than me. I can still taste their hair."
"MUST. GET. HERBAL. ESSENCE!"
"I use herbal essence, as you can see."
"So does my harem."
"You too? *points*"
"Indeed I do! Would you like some tea?"
"How about I EX-TER-MIN-ATE the tea?"
"I shall admire this picture forever and ever...." 0v0
"You can admire this X if you want... *walks off, comes back* Maybe not."
"Place it in my outstretched hand, please."
"To give it away, or not to give it away... THAT is the question..."
"Please hand it over."
"I wonder if I should reveal the magic of my magical ever-changing psychic Polaroid to the world..."
"I'll EX-TER-MIN-ATE so no one will ever know."
Watch the new reality show : Who will be kissed next?
"I wanna be the one to kiss the girls! -LOG'D- .... :|"
"He-heh! Bingo! Now I can blackmail them all I want...." [eyebrow]
"...How high does that ball go, anyway...?"
"Ah, memories of the greatest orgy ever..."
"Please make it quick!"
"Treat my breathern like canteens will ya? Feel the wrath of my 1000 needles OF DEATH!!!" >BD
"Seriously, Sonic. You owe me quite a bit for all the custom R/Cs you destroyed, you big blue buffoon..."
"Yeah! What they said!"
"I'll kiss you, you, and you!"
"Just so you know, I'm giving you the finger."
"I see that you're jealous." bVd
"Jealous? You're the one who is obviously jealous of my headband."
"Let's just ignore the giant talking cactus..."
"I'm interested with this giant talking cactuar myself."
"Then don't ignore me!"
"Kiss and ignore... Kiss and ignore..."
"My head is not an analogy for anything. Now examine this blank wall until your mind has been cleansed, heathen."
" I think my head gem keep shining too bright."
"Find me blue icing for my donuts, and nobody gets hurt."
"This is what I call Headlight!"
"You think a Shoryuken hurts? Try taking one from a fist covered in needles!"
"Then allow me to shatter it."
"How the devil did I get a hold of one of those magical animated pictures from Harry Potter!?"
"I SEE YOUR SOUL."
"I see your defeat."
"I see a cruller and I'ma git it!" *dash*
"That's right, bitches. CANDY. CIGARETTES!"
"I Have a Scarf!"
"I've been rendered red!" 8D
"I swear, your seizure-inducing flashing is screwing up all my R/C toys..."
"I know that it has screwed up the camera filming this..."
It´s the year of NANA!
"....Ow."
"Ph33r my golden glow, for I am that damn badass."
"Hmph. My aura is superior."
Loli Love Slaves Never Change Facial Expressions
"Party Hard Rockman Style."
Quote from: Trask on January 30, 2009, 07:57:21 AM
"Party Hard Rockman Style."
http://phzero.ytmnd.com/
"Welcome to the acid trip!"
"Welcome...to your doom!!!"
*Shine*
"I'm getting fat by eating all day!"
"Then let me snipe the fat off."
"NO! Let me have this last look first..."
"...and when your done, give it to me."
"But I can never give you this!"
Nana: They´re so small
X: I think they look ok '>.>
Nana: Are you kidding, what can I do with these?
X: well.... '>.>
Nana: I should really do something about my small arms
Log'd. Log'd. Log'd. "How many times did I get hit by logs!?" X(
"You want to be sniped instead?"
"Sure. Go right ahead."
"I seriously love my new Polaroid camera. Just look at the pictures it takes!"
"If I throw my head in this fountain and tell the truth, my Boomerang turns Red"
"Now that I've been upgraded, I am... RainbowMan!"
"Ignore the psycho colours..."
"Instead, focus on me, your resident believer of the Chinese New Year." >w<
"Then could you use some of that New Year luck to get me out?"
"Sorry, my luck only manifests as fortune cookies."
"Must get more fortune cookies!"
"Well, I am working at a Chinese Restaurant. I can swindle some off some poor sap's bill while they aren't looking...." [eyebrow]
"While you're at it, get me some, too."
"And you'd better remember the fried rice!
God help you if you forget!"
"zzz... Get me some... zzzz..."
"Your order will be ready in ten minutes."
"THAT'S TOO SLOW! *bother bother bother*"
"If you bother me, I'll take your order to the back and make it 'special.'"
"But... All I want is a hug..."
"I'd hug you, but my arms are too small."
"Wow... Those arms ARE small... o_O"
"Yes, but I have been trying to work out lately..."
"My arms are big enough for all of you young ladies. Alright!"
"Hurm... Arms are not quite that big. Thinks past girlfriends want to get back together. Out of sugar cubes."
"HUG ME OR DIE!"
"Hmm, I will gladly accept your request!"
"And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
"Watching the end of the world on my new TV from my new couch feels great."
"...I can't get the fire any bigger!"
"Ha! You should try it over there then!"
"This way to the camp site. Watch out for bears as you trek through this mysterious white space behind me!"
"Hmm.... How interesting...." -_-
"please let me out of here already.... please... PLEASE!!! ; ;"
"PURPLE PARROT!" *morphs into Purple Temple Ranger*
"Good, you are becoming a wonderful Temple Ranger..."
"Are you sure this dress doesn't make my butt look fat?" :\
"...I'm not answering that question. I'd rather be bored than dare answer that question."
"Maybe someone's picking off costumed heroes..."
"OKAY! Then we'll all go and hunt down that monster! Who's with me?"
"I'm IN!!!"
"I'm rather interested, but you can't tell, can you."
"Seem's interesting. Care if I join?"
"...Dammit! I need to install a drain in here..."
"I can easily make a hole for you, or in you..."
"Pay me $100 and I'll call a guy who knows a guy who can install a drain for about $40."
"...huh? -mind asploded-"
"How the hell!" *mind asploded*
Cactuar Stances! *shines*
"Stay there, you make a great practice target..."
"Shooting range is just on your right."
"PLEASE DO NOT INTERFERE WITH OUR DUEL!"
"The betting place is just on your right."
"The wind... It's calling my name... The name of the VICTOR!"
...
"Now that's what I call delusional."
"The cap hides the fact that the top of my head is missing."
"The photo hides the fact the bottom of their body is missing."
"Not real Cactuars - just lifelike statues."
"Why did I keep this photo of wax figurines kissing?"
"Because it's cute."
"Your hair is smellier than hers."
"Can we start soon? My arms are starting to ache..."
"My arm aches worse then yours, I'm sure."
"Gotta kiss 'em all!"
This is what Daisy looked like BEFORE she got cosmetic surgery.... 8D
"Good god. Y'know what? I'm gonna take my mind off that horrible visage and play with my toys..."
"Hehe, you are weak!"
"The Hall of Weaklings and Wussdogs is behind me! I'll show you the way!"
"Weak, you must not become."
"Jedi Master Yoda provides free counseling for those of you who fail miserably at contests of physical strength! If you'll come right this way!"
"Hurm... To follow and admit weakness, or to leave and believe self to be powerful..."
"...I have a third option." *cheezy smile*
"(looks in reflection) This is the third option? I like where this is going. Oh, yeah!"
"No. I am your reflection."
(EDIT: I just noticed - I have the first post on the 100th page! This makes me feel as if I just achieved a great accomplishment.)
"And yet I can sum up all my achievements in three ex-girlfriends who keep Photoshopping themselves in pictures of me and stalking me on MySpace."
"You should be like me, and go bother them!"
"Would you bother this face?"
"I wish I could just take all of you to bed with me. Every single one. At once. Just break out the K*Y and go to town!"
"Huh? ...now wait a second.."
"Oh...how I envy you.... And I've only been staring at this picture for two seconds...." ;O;
"Wish I could see it... but wait! I can't! Because I am stuck in here!"
"Ah, memories. Every time I look at this pic, I remember how I baked them cookies. Yes. Cookies."
"No! Not... Cookies!"
"Bake the cookies or I'll show this to your supposed 'girlfriend'!"
"It's not like I'm getting out of here either way..."
"I know this lisp softness!"
"Who shall win first, the Cactaur ripping off Ryu, or the Cactaur ripping off Ash? You decide!" 8D
"Who cares who wins? It's not like I'll find out.."
"Hmmm, I know this smell, is that you Arcuied!"
"We cannot move, for if we do they shall know that we are real!"
"I can see you Shiki..."
"I can't see anything because of this cap."
"Don't worry, all will be fine soon..."
"Hmm.. my arms a little thing? Maybe I should lift weights?"
"It's actually only one girl that I kissed..."
"POSE - For everlasting peace!"
"KISS - For everlasting peace!"
"SMILE - For everlasting peace!"
"KISS! for everlasting lust!"
"We must fight at this place. It is more dramatic that way."
"Kiss. Your head filled with dandruff."
"I will blow that head off."
"Let me blow away the pain on your forehead..."
"Do I look like Chun-Li now?" 8D
"I can't see - but to be honest, even if I could I wouldn't care either way."
"I don't need to see, as long as I've got these ladies."
"... Can we fight now?"
"Not if I snipe the both of you first."
Who needs rifles if you have these
X: You mean your small hands?
"Better yet, how bout Ninjitsu!?"
Log'D
"DAMMIT!!!!" >_<
talk about ninjitsu...how about teaching me a ninjitsu that can help me get out of this damn avatar space of boredom!! >_<
"Did you say chocolate?"
"Maybe... but you won't find it in my pot."
"How many girls have I kissed in the forehead? I lost count already."
"I could tell you the answer - with my epic science skills."
"Will you tell me the secret behind my ever-changing pic? I'd like to be able to show this to my current girlfriend without her finding out about all my exes."
"EX TER MIN ATE"
"I cause seizures!"
"O...k...this is an interesting turn of events o__o"
"Of course, I predicted it with the power of science!"
"Yet no one could predict that this would be the start of the fad known as Caramelldansen..."
"My hat is awesome. Don'tcha think?"
"Dance and the rest of the internet dances with you."
"There is no way you're making me dance!"
"Our dance is contagious! No one can resist it! Not even the Joker is immune! NO ONE IS!"
"You're right! I'm striking a pose! It's only a matter of time before I really strut my stuff!"
"I shall not compromise... seriously, I won't."
"What's that? xnamkcor's current avatar doesn't cause seizures because it lacks a flashing effect, but rather cycles through the visable hue spectrum once every second with difference of only 12% in hue between every frame? I guess I needed to know that... :3"
"[ABOVE] THE SMILE OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE NO ONE CARES."
"I'm starting to get tired... can I stop holding this pose?"
"If you do I will EX-TER-MIN-ATE you."
"*sigh* I obey..."
"-Smirk- Yeah! That's right!"
"So, you're in league with the Daleks?"
"Not a question I wanna answer. Well, luckily for me I'm very quick!"
"He went that-a-way!"
"Catch me if you can! Ho-ki!"
"I'll catch you with my own hands.... damn!"
"The cap hides the tears I shed when I realized the fact that I didn't have hands."
Ciel is kind of embarrased, but Neko-arc urges her on through the dance of the carmel.
There is no caption, because obtaining one would take too much effort.
"Now follow me! Raise your hands up high!"
"Super duper mighty slaaashhhhh!"
"In about 5 seconds one of us will fall to the ground after the epic clash we just had."
"Glasses could make anyone into a respectable scientist!"
"Every hundred years, the saguaro leave the comforts of the Arizona desert to stalk the High Plains states in search of buffalo to feast upon..."
"It looks like I'm posing, but actually I've been skidding like this for the past 5 hours trying to stop."
"Looks like you have the same problem as I do. I've been dancing nonstop for the past five hours. My arms are getting sore..."
"Your constant dancing has distracted me from running and now I'm tripping and falling! I'll more than likely end up in the hospital!"
"If I fell over I'd just stay there. Getting up is too much work."
"Maybe my dance would motivate you to get up?"
"...no. It wouldn't."
"Well, I'll just keep dancing if you change your mind..."
"Don't bother. I won't even watch.."
"Good, cause, truthfully, my dancing sucks...." ???
"Well. At least I have a book.."
"I am seriously getting sore..."
"You think you can complain? With all the running that I do?!"
"AGAIN!!"
"No. Please. No more."
"I must rescue her! Quickman, to a quick rescue!"
"Please hurry. I seriously dunno how much more of this I can take before I become homicidal..."
"-smirk- Don't worry, I'll be quicker then the Flash!"
"YAY! DANCING ALL DAY LONG!"
"And exterminate this obnoxious imp, too."
"Right after I plunge this guy's face off."
"Are you sure this is good for our health?"
"Well, us fighting isn't good for ours."
"NYA NYA NYA NYA! LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!"
"LEFT. And... LEFT. It seems I only lift my left arm."
"Is this dance move really included in the program?"
"Want to take a break? That dance looks fun..."
"You guys dancing remind me of that one time...<insert really boring story that I'm far too lazy to type out here>"
"Can't...hold...information...mind...imploding...." ???
"Who shot my radiocon, EVERY SINGLE TIME!??"
"Take ten paces, turn, and fire your spines!"
The Dalek's way of saying "WTF!?!?!?"
"Wow... Seeing that much emotion from a freakin' Dalek made me hungry!"
"..." *Quickman just lose his mind.*
"You will lose more than your mind if you won't keep quiet."
"Small hands... lose balance!"
"You are starting to be an eyesore... Let me snipe you."
"Heh, I bet you can't snipe out my little hand!"
"So... uh, how much longer are we going to do this for?"
"Forever, ~nya!"
"Give me your scissors! I can't see through my mask."
"I don't have any scissors, but Berserker will be more than willing to cut that mask for you."
"I'm too lazy to have a mask with no eye holes. I'll just close my eyes if I want the same experience."
"...do I even have eyes?"
"With eyes, you can see our dance at $10 per minute."
"Or see me hit a home-run with my great batting skills!" 8D
"Or see me and my mad paddle ball skillz!"
"Now I really need to cut holes in my mask..."
"Good doggy!"
"A doggy who I shall snipe."
Quote from: Archer on February 06, 2009, 01:48:14 PM
"A doggy who I shall snipe."
Yes, that's true. I snipe dogs.
"Shake your booty, yeah!"
"I always liked movng targets..."
"You wouldn't hit a pretty girl...would you...?" -_-
"I'd help you with your sniper problem, but I'm stuck here as you can plainly see. Ask a super hero or something."
"Don't bother, I won't even open my eyes."
"Maybe some 1000 needles would make him open them."
"Do the caramelldansen"
"... NO"
"I'm ready for some caramelldansen myself!"
"Make one move, and you will have to say hi to my knives."
"I can't stay still for more than 1 minute..."
"Then prepare to eat my knives..."
"Would you like ketchup with it?"
"MUST EX-TER-MIN-ATE I-POD"
"Hmm, a talking salt shaker."
"We also have a talking pepper shaker, if you're interested."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"Neither does this invisible plate of pancakes!"
"Please hug me... It will all make sense!"
"Well, since you asked nicely..."
"And what are you looking at? Hug him, not me!"
"But, he might exterminate me..."
"Heh... You're right... :o"
"...I wonder if my arm is thicker then string..?"
"Doesn't matter! Swing those arms in the air!"
"My arms are so weak... I can't lift them."
"Then you can never be as fabulous as me~"
"Well I'm happy with myself the way I am!"
"Brittania's Teen Top Celebrity"
"I snipe you. And then you die."
"I'm too fabulous to die~"
"What? I'm cute - so I should be spared!"
"Your cuteness is nothing compared to my fabulosity!"
"I beg to differ."
Suzaku: "Oh yeah. Work it!"
Lelouch: *strikes a fabulous pose*
"You are not my Lelouche..."
"Then are you my Lelouch?"
"FEAR MY MULTI-ARM STAB TECHNIQUE!"
"-Sees the stab technique and waves- Hello there!"
"I don't need to say hello to someone not on my level."
"I stab you... and then you'll be stabbed."
"People's choice for the best guy 20XX."
"Only one of them is his real arm! He's just moving it really fast!" 8D
"My only entertainment is looking at this piece of X."
"3 knives, 1 Tonberry"
"I STILL CAN'T SEE [parasitic bomb]."
"I can't see anything either. Oh, wait. I've got my eyes closed..."
"I think my hat is cool. Do you think my hat is cool?"
"Who cares about your hat? Pay attention to me!" bVd
"Well, I would, but I'm too occupied hitting myself in the face with a paddle ball."
"That sounds stupid."
"But stupidity is welcomed here."
"HEH! THEN LET ME CRAVE YOUR FACE OUT, FOR STUPIDITY'S SAKE!"
"Please, go right ahead."
"I'll pass. I need this face for my job."
"... zzz... zzz... Face... zzz... zzz..."
wake up...before i give you a gentle smack to the face~
That boat shall be mine, and mine alone. Now and it over or I'll kill you and then [twin slasher] your dead body.
"That is impossible my dear, for this boat is needed... FOR SCIENCE!"
"You're wrong! this boat is needed for my steamboat soup!" *cold wind blows*
no!this boat is Karma!
Karma!Karma!Karma! (sounds like kerokerokero 8D)
"I LIKE FROGS... EATING THEM THAT IS!"
"That's a very nice hobby."
indeed,but not as nice as i am....im so sexy~
"Sexy? Then if you are that I SHALL EAT YOU!"
"What do you think of my hair? Is it nice for the cover of Brittania's Teen Top Magazine?"
"I'll shoot your hair off."
"But I need my head for all those photoshoots~"
"No need,i'll just karate chop off your head with my gentle hand and you can have photoshoots without showing your body at all~
"That head... I SHALL EAT THAT HEAD!"
"No~ I love my head~"
"I wonder if I could lift your head..?"
"Lifting head is overrated!" *smile*
"Don't make me stab your head with these here knives..."
"You're so small I bet I could lift you."
"My photo shot is soooo successful. Damn I look handsome!"
"3 arms are better than 1!"
"If I had three arms, I would be invincible."
"Hmm, should I pose like this?"
"I hate all you posers..."
(NOOOOOOOOO, you changed it... ;O;)
"That's a nice looking planet."
Quote from: Dr. Wily II on February 08, 2009, 02:45:42 PM
"I hate all you posers..."
(NOOOOOOOOO, you changed it... ;O;)
Lol, it's just too awesome, I have to use it!
"Hmm should I took over that little planet?"
"Check me out. I'm awesome, no?"
"Oh yes, I'm quite sure I AM awesome!"
"You do realize I can easily crush you?"
"But I'm too beautiful, sexy and handsome to get crushed."
"Hehehe, he won't realize if I snipe him from this far!"
"Son, what have you done?"
"He's innocent!"
"Ok, ok, I believe you. Please stop pointing your knives at me."
"Yes, Please do that. I'm getting a sore arm."
I think they will be shocked when they find out that he is actually a man
"With this jutsu I will finally be manly! -LOG'D- AGAIN?!"
"You can never be like me~"
CHIBIIIIIIIII POWAAAAAH!
"LOOOOOOOG POWAAAAHHHHH! -LOG'D- NOT ON ME!"
"You cannot beat my FABULOUS power~"
"I'm sure the power of cuteness will prevail."
"Fear the power of my handsomeness!!!"
Mmmhmmmmhhwwmmhhm mhwmwhm hwmwhmw hwmwhwmh (Seriously, I can´t talk with this mask on)
When will he learn; you have to drop through the floor BEFORE summoning the log in order to make it look like you switched places with it. 8D
"That's a cool trick.
Now have that log switch with me. I wanna get outta here!"
"Hmm... chocolate covered waffles..."
"Cheshire cat just got a make over."
"Not that cat finally looks cool!"
"I am so evil."
"But im so good~kiki!"
My smile is a boat. Find a sail and we can run away together...err go to the Deku Tree
"I shine with all the colours of the visible spectrum! Unless you're colourblind, which then my colours are dull."
"Sonic is slower!"
"Ye touch me liquor an' I cut ye!"
"You talkin' about him, right? -Points-"
"Hmph, a drunkard."
"Certainly, I'll accept alcohol if you give it to me."
"I need some alcohol after this tiring photograph session."
"Why not you put down your knives, and discuss this over some wine?"
"You can give that knife to me."
"Please my fine girl, take them from this green guy!"
"Ah.. I think I'll just stay here. And hold my arm up for no reason."
"Then join me in modeling!"
"I'd be happy to!"
"Then strike a pose, like mwa!"
"Like this? -Lifts arm-"
"No, no, give it more feeling~"
"How about this?" *raise hand a bit*
"HIGHER! Or I stab you good..."
Quote from: Quickman on February 09, 2009, 08:23:56 AM
"I shine with all the colours of the visible spectrum! Unless you're colourblind, then some or all of my colours may look the same."
Fixed
"This is my tiny hand. Look at it!"
"Oooh, I'm red!"
Quote from: Sniper X on February 09, 2009, 06:24:09 PM
"Oooh, I'm red!"
"Ooooo, I'm probably using Internet Explorer"
Rockman of the FUNK
"Random hand movement could be bad for you."
"Zat the best you can do? I can blow up the entire moon just by ramming my head into it!" 8D
"Reading book once in a while is not bad."
"King of All Cosmos vs. Tonberry King! Heaven or Hell!? Final Duel! Let's Rock!"
"You know. Just once, I'd like to be able to read a book for a change."
"You can read me like a book if you want~"
"My avatar! ...Damn you Megaman!!!" D:
"You are not the only one... Wait till I find him on my Finder Scope..."
"Of course, it wasn't really destroyed by Megaman. But, he doesn't have to know that does he?"
"Destroying a country is my breakfast."
"Knives are YOUR breakfast..."
"Into the oblivion..."
(What happened with your avi?)
"I will conquer this planet! Knife swinging powers, go!"
Quote from: borockman on February 10, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
(What happened with your avi?)
No Avatar Week.
Ah is that time already.
"I can easily geassed you guys you know."
Quote from: borockman on February 10, 2009, 03:09:44 PM
Ah is that time already.
NO! MEGAMAN DESTROYED IT!
"Not if I stab these knives into your eyes..."
"But I don't have eyes! :P"
"hahaha, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard!"
"Not as silly as the green man trying to stab me."
"Hmph! Incomprehensible~"
"Megaman stands no chance, now that I'm INVINCIBLE! Uh.... I mean Invisible!"
"Now if only I've got CC besides me it'll be perfect!"
"Ha-ha! Your piddly knife is nothing against me!"
"Who needs knives when I have killer looks?"
"As I'm invisible, no one will stop me ruling the world!" >BD
"Being invisible, I am the ultimate sniper."
"If I'm invisible, cameras can't see me for the magazine!"
"Well. You're not. And I am. So too bad."
"I've been on the cover of Top model for 10 straight months!"
"You thieving sonuvabitch, I'll cut your arms off!"
"Gotta catch me first!"
*ZIP*
"The nerve of these people, committing acts of violence while I'm trying to enjoy reading Chaucer. Honestly."
"Whan that Aprill with his shoures sote
the droghte of Marche hath perced to the rote..."
"Stand back! He's speaking in tongues!"
"It's from Chaucer."
"IF I WEREN'T SO ALONE, I WOULD EX-TER-MIN-ATE ALL LIFEFORMS THAT READ CHAUCER! CHAUCER IS HUMAAN! HE IS NOT SUPREME! HE IS NOT A DA-LEK!"
"Yet you think that Shakespeare is the greatest playwright in the universe..."
"SHAKE-SPEARE! SHAKE-SPEARE! SCANS IN-DICATE THAT DA-LEKS IN AN AL-TER-NATE UNI-VERSE LIKE THE HUMAN BEING KNOWN AS SHAKESPEARE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DA-LEKS DO NOT LIKE INFERIOR CREATURES! DANGER! SHELL EX-POSURE IMM-INENT!"
"Wow, this makes defeating the Daleks so much easier!"
*points* "I don't think so. they're one persistent bunch!"
"I'll cut them with my many knives! I cut you! I cut everyone!"
"I think this little guy need to be stopped, FAST!"
"Well, Tonberry King. Looks like I have a Robot Master and the Daleks on my side. What have you got? A knife you can swing at Dragonball Z-esque speeds? Don't make me laugh!"
"Be careful guys, he got Karma!"
"And I got this planet shaped like Rock's head! What, you don't like it? To bad, it stays!"
"...Seriously. Every time you destroy my toys, I die inside. And fill with murderous rage."
"Man, again with his whiny antics!"
"Face the facts! The Earth has been equipped with a Mega Man helmet because I think it looks frickin' awesome! No amount of knife waving or whining is going to change that!"
"You do realize that fitting an entire planet with a helmet will extinguish the life on about three-quarters of it."
"Only three-quarters? Awww, darn."
"You sound... disappointed."
"Curse you Megaman for destroying my avataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" O^O
"Someone, please just let me destroyed... I just can't take it anymore!!!!!"
"Looks like you will be spared, King, for someone else needs a stabbing."
*The results of that destruction*
"And I take great pride in stabbing things."
"Oh, the avatar wasn't destroyed. It's just in Stealth Mode."
"I NEED A HUG HUMAN!"
"How about a nice long stab instead?"
"Stabbings? Time to use mein invisibility cloak!"
"I think I need one... I feel... Naked..."
"Ach! Your nakedness has caused me to vanish!"
"Oops...er...sorry...." :o
"I will never get that image outta me head. Excuse me while I go take a fork to my mind's eye..."
"Crud! NOT A FORK TO THE EYE!"
"That's too gruesome even for me. I shall hide..."
"I... think I will too."
"I can't see you, so you can't see me."
"You wanna see gruesome?! Watch as I slice and dice!"
*turns* "No." *turns*
"Everything is scary! O^O"
King: Please look at that...
Tonberry: NO!
"I am a male and online!" 8)
"I shall stab you to pieces! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!"
"You and your stabbing, be more fabulous!"
"I will be fabulous! (Where no one can see me!)"
"Why does my boyfriend dumped me like that!?"
"Hmmm... it seems I don't exist."
"Well, then... You don't exist in my eyes either!"
"Well, I existed once. Until that fiend Megaman came along!"
"How do I see you if you're behind me?"
"I'm a sniper, I'm not supposed to be seen..."
"And I'm an evil scientist. I'm not supposed to be found."
Nwe-he-he-he-he-he-he-he 8D
*doing some jutsu* "Ha! Hu! Ha! Oof!"
"See me now? Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood...." bVd
"I still can't see this [tornado fang]ing picture!"
"Maybe if I stab this guy, everything will become right again. And if not, I'll just stab him for the hell of it."
"Hmmph, I don't believe he'll die that easily."
"Then -stab- I'll -stab- keep -stab- trying -stab- until -stab- he -stab- dies -stab-"
"Would you keep down that incessant stabbing!? I'm trying to brood, here!"
"I'm brooding right now. I bet you didn't realize, though."
"No! Probably cause your mask has no face and it looks like you sprayed ink on that pristine white! Freak!"
"You don't have to be so mean. And now, I'm crying."
"Well I don't care if you're crying or not!"
"This is ssssooooo not faaaabulous..."
"Have you bought your tickets to see my Movie yet?"
"I'll buy a ticket! I'll see the movie! Just spare the Thundercats DVD!"
"No! The DVD shall be confiscated and added to my collection! Ha HA!"
"I can't compromise that."
"I have knife, and I'm not afraid to use it."
"I don't care, I've Nanaya with me!"
"Well, if I kill this guy. It'll be proof that I'm the best."
"That's just asinine!"
"I'm sure you won't think like that after I EX-TER-MIN-ATE you."
"Like the likes of you could exterminate me!"
"I could do it! I have knives!"
"and I have I-pod!"
"And I have a: LANTERN!"
"Lantern!? What good'll that do!?"
"Better then having nothing, like me."
"I don't care what you have, you're all will be killed anyway!"
"Do you want some tea while I destroy the universe?"
"You can't destroy me! I don't exist!"
"Ah...uh...uruchai uruchai uruchai!"
(just watched the index-tan you see) XD
"Watch where you're swinging that knife, green boy!"
"Let's see you swing them at me then!"
"As soon as I'm repaired."
"Ha! More like you are afraid!"
"Lies and slander! (Although truthfully, that's why I'm in hiding!)"
"Yeah, we're dressed as cliches. So?"
"Oh crud."
"What just happened to me!?"
"You gonna get stabbed."
"You stabbed my heart!"
"You can't stab me...." -_- "I'm not here...." -_-
"Just stab me, please."
"How can you stab that which has been destroyed, I ask you?"
"Don't try to change the subject."
"Its blank. Like my life..."
"A life that's now totally screwed!"
"I pity you... Not really."
"I have nothing to pity."
*scoff* "Seriously! You're picture has been blasted away and you're whining like a baby! It's just an image!"
"But, but... He took a lot of time to get it right..."
"It still blew me avay."
"CRUD! I'm being blown away too!"
*and he's never seen again...*
*He blew up to space...*
"I am nothing but empty space."
""Take the world in a love embrace! Fire all your guns at once and explode into spaaaaaaaaace!"
"Space is our domain! no one shall pass!"
"How about YOU create a planet out of knives?"
"How about I disappear?"
"How about if you bite me?"
"How about I... run away!"
"Then you are a big coward!"
"Then... am I actually a coward?"
"I STAB COWARDS FOR A LIVING!"
"I'm a coward till I disappear."
"I already have."
"Goddamn it, coming up behind me and whispering obscene things involving pliers into my ear is getting old!"
"Then allow me to take care of that problem for you."
"I don't need your help to solve my problem!"
"If this doesn't confuse you, go back to MENSA..."
"Back to MENSA! neverr!"
"Mwuahahahaha... You can't rethistht me!"
"Perhaps not. But I can EX-TER-MIN-ATE you."
"Oh bologna! You couldn't exterminate an enemy if he was standing right behind me...which he is...."
"You cant exterminate me either cause i am just an avatar..."
"I... GRIT... TEETH...!"
"Crap! I left the stove on!"
"Doofus! You could start a fire!"
Dont worry!Im fire proof~
"Fire!? Did somebody say fire!? I love fire! Hee, hee, hee!"
"I am not pleased with fire."
"Because megaman fired my avatar with his atomic fire......"
"Fire!? Can we have a BBQ then!?"
"I already burnt away..."
"Then burn, I don't care either way!"
"Yes. Burn! ....Hehe, Just as Planned."
"Wh...what do you mean as, just as planned?"
"Like I said, just as planned..."
"Was Mega Man destroying my avatar just as planned too, Duck Yagami!?"
"I'm green with envy, teach how to plan thing Donald kun!"
Yes... you'll become just like me... Just as Planned."
"But, I don't wanna become a duck!"
"I can solve that problem. But first, give me a hug."
"You're not cuddly!"
"............I'm hurt.............................." O^O
"Don't get any tears on my picture book."
"You're only copying me because you're jealous! Which makes you... green with envy!"
"Am not! You're telling a white lie!"
"You're the one who is lying about not being jealous of my Green Thumb."
"Hmmph, why should I lie to you?"
"Because you lying is all according to my plan."
"Why does it have to be according to YOUR plans!? What about me!? I was the one who gave them to you!"
"Hmm? Did you say something? I was too busy playing with this ball."
"You inattentive fool! Listen when a lady is talking to you! Unless you want to die a cold death!"
"Really, now? I don't believe you."
"Well, ehh... SHUT UP!"
"I have nothing to shut."
"Then... JUST STOP EMBARRASSING ME!"
"Your loud mouth frightens me."
"Hmm, I'm not afraid of anything!"
"You will be... You... will... be..."
"You can't see it, but I'm about to stab you with my BOOT-SPORK!"
"BOOT SPORK!? OH SHI- RUN AWAY!!"
"Yes! Run in fear! FEAR ME!"
*hides in a pocket universe*
-Runs away. Very quickly-
"Humph! You don't scare me! I've got a bodyguard to protect me from your 'dangerous' boot spork!"
"I have nothing to fear, I don't have any animations for being stabbed to death by a spork."
"Well, you're asking for it so... here we go!"
"Yes... yes... kill them all..."
"The way you say that makes me JIZZ IN MY PANTS."
"I need a hug, not jizzed pants..."
"Vell, I can't help you. I haff problems of mein own."
"Like being EX-TER-MIN-ATED?"
"If you must be so blunt..."
"No way! What the heck is that?!"
*scoff* "He's my escort!"
"He's smirking!!!! -point-"
"What? him smirking? impossible!?"
"Oh, but he he is... Just as Planned."
"Don't you have any other sentence besides 'just as planned'?"
"Of course I don't. Just as Planned. (But really, with this you'll think I really can't say anything else. Just as Planned!)"
"I got someone behind me will do my plan."
"And I got.. a whole lot of nothing."
"Nothing means white....and nothing is whiter than me....so be jealous~"
"How about... I EAT YOU?"
"Eat?than try me!"
"NO ONE HAS SHINER TEETH THEN ME!"
"No one is whiter than me!"
"You deny the truth of earlier statement? I KILL YOU!"
I need somebody to comfort me, not somebody to hide behind me and grope me! 8D
"I'll kill you with a ping pong paddle!"
"You can't kill what you can't see!" [eyebrow]
"i'm STILL trapped in this avatar? D:"
"HAMAN KARN! You're the cause of all the pain and destruction in this world!"
"...Now your starting to annoy me,prepare to be EXECUTED by my special attack!Powerful Bonanza!!"
"Bring it on.... I love pain...."
"And I love having something to do."
"Oh and another thing, I hate you!"
"Nothing will stop me for making this plan."
"Then I will stop you! Because I am nothing!"
"NOTHING!? *stares*"
"Yes, nothing! Like whats inside your head!"
"I heard that!"
"MWAHAHA! You were supposed to!"
"You are SO dead, old man..."
"You really think you can make such a thing happen... now that the world is mine?"
*Insert gutsman´s ass theme here*
"Kawarimi no Jutsu!" *bonk* "Damn you Naruto!!!"
"He thinks Naruto did it when it was in fact I who dropped the log on him!"
"Oh Crap. Evil Nazi Donald! AHHH!"
*Blinks in surprise*
"I'm not supposed to take my shirt off yet?"
"I can easily cut it, including your body."
"And unless you meet my demanding, I will blow up Tomorrow Land. Then, the Magic Kingdom will have NO Tomorrow! MWAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!"
(LOLLLL! that's good one)
"Hey, not so fast Donald! I love Tomorrow land!"
*holding Max hostage* "Don't worry, young Goof. Your dad will be here with the Ransom Money soon. Then...you can go home!"
"What? Ransom!? but Goofy is poor!?"
"Make him bleed!"
"Chibi Quickie to the RESCUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Ahh, a girl on side is always preferable!" 8)
"Foolish Unca Scrooge! Gizmo Duck can't stop me. NO ONE CAN. Your Money Bin will be MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm RADIOACTIVE!"
"He can power our Saucer. KID-NAP HIM!"
"I'd better hide in these tall grasses. They'll never find me in here!"
"I'm coming, PB Honey! FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SEX!"
"Hah, check out my lemons!"
"Hehe, stand back my Lemon-y Sex Muffin. I'll protect you! FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SEX!"
"Sax? later... my head is dizzy from all that Mango Lemonade."
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.... It's working.... Soon...his sexellence will be mine...." bVd
"You know, I really should have that drink dispenser dispense Mango Lemonade!"
"Or you could have it dispense me, nya."
"OOOOH, a drink? I'll be there fast. FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SEX!"
"Ugh...Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel..."
What Protoman really does when he's not pulling his brother out of dangers brought on by his sheer naivety. 8D
"...This book sucks."
"Hey, so do you!" *point*
"I love turning people against each other."
"Even a Dalek like me needs love and a hug"
"Say Cheese!" :D
"I don't want cheese, I need recon!"
"No, I'm not going super saiyan, I'm actually standing in a vind tunnel made of cheese."
"It's a pity that Dalek doesn't like cheese."
Hell yeah 3000!
"Reached 3000 just as planned!"
"Uh. 3000? That's, intimidating."
"As are my eyes."
"And my fist, which I crush on top of your inferior cranium."
"Damn, this rice is kick-ass awesome delicious! I need to put pickle juice in rice more often!"
"I don't wanna missed that! I loooooovvvvveeeee rice cake!"
"Too bad you don't know that I stole all your rice cakes! And pickles!"
"-whacks over the head- You just told me, idiot!"
"You people are very immature."
"Uh...what was I going to say again...?" ???
*cough*cough*!"Too much soda!"
If you don´t like this helm, then you´re my next target
Lets see if this wor... OW.
"x divided by y multiplied by the square root of 1284.."
"I find your lack of knowledge of me disturbing... Deeply disturbing..."
"Ignore my big Leno chin and focus on my super-cool shades!"
"Or you will be EX-TER-MI-NATE!!"
"Ooooh...death and destruction.... ME WANT SEE!!!"
"I want a new ball."
I am targeting the enemy... Oooh,look! a Birdie! BAM! Bye,Bye!
"If I saw such a bird, I would perhaps hit it far away."
"Give me all your money or I get it!"
"Woof?"
"Little doggy looks... TASTY!"
This Dagger is Sharp, Put it in a safe place. Love, Mom. ::)
"What about my ping-pong paddle?"
"It is is due for EX-TER-MIN-ATION."
"Hrm... while it looks keen, I'm none too sure how effective this blade even is..."
"Hmmm? It appears I'm missing a chunk of my leg.."
"Looks like this was effective after all..."
"Something that effective must be EX-TER-MIN-ATED."
"You wanna destroy my lightning dagger?"
"That's the plan!"
"Now, if you look at it carefully, you can see that the end of the blade, the part that does the penetration, is actually shaped perfectly. The zig-zag shape is just for show."
"Oh, is that so? Heh. I'm impressed!"
"Not as impressing as my pany piercings." [eyebrow]
"The bolts through your nose got caught on my ball."
"Then, shall I EX-TER-MIN-ATE them?"
"See my headband? It means that I use ramps just like you pepperpots, so therefore, I'm deserving of your support! Join with me and we will make the world a handicap- and Dalek-accessible place!"
"I like to smile." :D
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNIPE!
"I wonder what this jutsu do? Lets try it out. Oof!"
"Do that again, would you? I want to snipe that log in the air."
"I got piercings!" 8D
"I got sniper rifle!"
"And?"
" [objection!] Prove it to me! Show us the evidence! "
"Are these good enough? O^O"
"Oh god, the irresistible cuteness.... *nosebleeds up into the ceiling* BONK!"
"NO~ Not into the ceiling... ;O;"
"Yes! All part of my master plan.. [eyebrow]"
*stares*
"Stop... Staring... At... Me..."
"Do what I do! Put on glasses completely black! Then you can't see him staring!"
"I got hynotic eyes. I'll hypnotise you to do what I say."
"Not if I shoot you in those eyes."
"We'll SEE..."
" [objection!]"
"You SEE, I'm not amused by your objection."
"But how can you not be amazed, especially when I wiggle my eyebrows and rub my beard with my hand, hm?"
"Ehh, but I am amazed! Look at my amazed face!"
"Oh my eyebrows are so stunning, see me wiggle them!"
"No eye wriggling for you!"
"But Asena likes it... ;.;"
"Nya! Don't kill me! . X("
Im gonna kill you! I enjoy sniping!
"Man, I REALLY need to lose this ping-pong addiction or something. Curse you, Borockman!!"
Always brush! That way you get to look like me!
"I wonder if I should brush my paddle.."
"Ah, a simple paddle! So many ways I can think of to use it.."
"Like what? Paddle Man?"
"NO! Wily-With-a-PaddleMan!"
"The infections my piercings could cause would serve well to kill a man. Or at least rot my face off."
"Serves you right, having all those grotesque pieces of metal on your face! I hope you learn a lesson from this as your entire face turns green with infrection!"
"I wish something like that happened to me... at least it would be something new."
"Gangrene. It's not fun."
"Of course. But EX-TER-MIN-A-TING is. That's why I do it."
"I like you."
"This cake.. isn't a lie! :D"
"The studs through the bridge of my nose? Hurt like a mother. I seriously wouldn't recommend it."
"D: But I want them."
"Trust me, man. It clogs up your sinuses something fierce, they're a pain to clean, and they'd get infected really easily."
"Heh! That's fine. I can get rid of those things really quick!"
"Haha, very funny."
"? I don't get it.."
"You weren't a part of this discussion."
"Nooooo D:"
"I will KILL YOU ALL!"
"No, I'll kill you all!"
"Those fools will be too busy to notice me planning my schemes!
...Just as planned."
"Same old boring banter... zzz..."
"Sleeping on the job, eh? What? Want a round in the ring?!"
"I don't do fighting, I do staring."
"Huh? I'm confused.. again."
"Ill confuse you by staring at you with my powerfull eyes."
*stare*
"A staring contest? I... WILL WIN!!!"
"We will... SEE..."
"Mwahahaha!You cant beat me!im too random to be stared off!" 8D
"DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?!"
"I do. I really do."
"Damn, use the last resort!"
*drink Red Bull and fly using the bathair*
"Little did he know the Red Bull was... SPIKED..."
"Spiked, you say? how come did I become stronger then?"
"Haha, that's what you think now..."
"Meh heh heh, spiky hair is my thing."
"Which this bullet is going to run right through."
"Oh, look! Your Pain is evolving! [Evolution music here]
Your Pain has evolved into a Cripple Metagross!"
"Yus! With this I will be unbeatable!"
Somebody Broke my Legs, thats why I have all of these piercings. To keep the pain in my face! Not in my legs!
"I don't play with Ping Pong balls. I play with... chess pieces!"
"I don't play chess, I control it!"
"Hehe, you can never counter my chess move!"
"Oh, But of course I can - you're 50 years to early to play that move on me!"
"Then... Let me look into your mind..."
"Go ahead... if you can..."
"Oh, I will SEE to it that I will."
"...But, uh, I'm just a kid..?"
"So I SEE, well, I swing that way too."
"Aha... here, have some cake."
"...Not interested...besides, the cake's a lie...."
"You're lucky only your cake is a lie, my whole life is a big fat lie!"
"Quackakaka, I'll make this cake a lie. Just as planned!"
"I will kill you before you get that chance and have that cake all to myself."
I will bring your life to its miserable end!!
"En Garde! We fight with ping pong paddles and our fists!"
"No way-! You can fight-?!"
You cant beat me! I use the power of my creepy smile!
"Bet that creepy face can't beat me at Ping-Pong!" [eyebrow]
"I'll play ya. Better then hanging around here."
"I LOVE some action~"
"Well that's good. My latest plan shall go smoothly."
Ugh, what a pale grin!
"You know you don't wanna [tornado fang] with me."
"But I like to~"
"AHA HA HA! That's funny!"
"I have a lot more jokes to tell, if you want~"
"Please- No more!"
"I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU PEEEEEEE."
"... Watch. I don't care. I really can't be bothered dealing with this."
"You will when I'm done with you!"
"Mehehehe... Excellent!"
"Holy crap, its like the neverending story but like 8 times worse!"
" I'm not happy to see you! "
My hair is doing all the brain work
"My log can beat your hair in any brain work!"
*Log'd*
"Hmm, anyone want a nice drink of green tea.... THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
"Lets flood the whole world with green tea! Excellent!"
"But- My book!"
" IM STARING DOWN AT U!! " 8D
I will slash you in the eyes so you stop staring at me!
"You cannot slash his eyes, for I need them to use as ping pong balls."
"Aw, thats so cute.."
"To be fair, you were flirting a lot. Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot!"
"You wish you could smirk like me."
"Not really, but you wish you could glow your eye balls like I can."
"Well, I can make my eyes bulge out all cute, so that works just fine for me."
"And I can bother this Dalek and walk away without a scratch!" 8D
"I'm bored. Even I got loads of stuff to do."
"But do you have the ONE BOOK!?"
"Nope,but i haz the random book!MUWAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Books where!? I want to eat them. :D"
"We must hide our book then!"
"I'll use this book to find magical creatures and destroy Megaman!"
"Not if we 3 kids do some meddling!"
"Those 3 meddling kids!"
"And our book!"
"Whenever I read books, any book, they look all red and bloody... is that a sign to something?"
"Nya, this book is big!"
"'Cause it has all these monsters in it."
"That's so totally my kind of book. Hehehe. >:3"
"Am I a monster? Because there's a picture of me in the book. o.o"
"See what happens when you read books? You unleash hell!"
Daleks are not included in the book.
"Perhaps that's a good thing!" *turns page*
"Magical Creatures? I don't believe in such things!"
"You don´t believe in such things? Rather nonsense!"
"I destroy all magical creatures with my bare fist...!"
"Woof! Woof! Woofilicious!"
"What harm can one book be?"
"Reads book. The title said: 'Arthur's Spiderwick Field Guide to the Fantastical World Around You.' Interesting. Now I have something to do! Let's go on an adventure!"
"I will destroy you - with my yellow eye!"
"Not if my red eye gets to it first!"
* oh, just because I have a different avatar doesn't mean I can't talk. o.o
"Oh my god, that a flaming cat?!" "Can I pet it mommy?"
" Im getting dizzy of all this rolling.." ::)
"Allow me to... wrap my hair around you."
"I shall stare you to death...." :o
"Sure, whatever.."
" Im going to stare at u like this untill i get an answer "
"Go right ahead."
"Staring contest it is then. Let's see if that Live Metal of yours will help you not flinch."
"I'm the Sun Goddess! Snuggle me and I will grant you one wish!"
"Man, this is cold. Even my scarf can't take it!"
"Take your mind off the cold, read a book."
"While you do that, I'll just be a floating head here at smile at nothing."
As you can see, I am a robot sent from the future to kill you. I think that my creepy red eye gave that away.
"I'll just stare at myself in my mirror ping pong bat."
"Creepy eye kills all "
"I can slap people with my hair!"
"Oh. So thats whats tying itself around me."
"I'd run if I were you. You should see what it did to the dark half of my face."
"I don't care. I will just EX-TER-MIN-ATE you!"
"You'll exterminate a furry??"
"CRAP! He said furry! *dashes off*"
"But... Fur keeps us varm in the vinter..."
"I feel sad for you... D:"
"Well Don't! -Wink-"
"Hehe, things are going accordingly as planned..."
"Yes! With this costume, I can match Megaman move for move!" >BD
I´m bored
"Don't get bored, get log'd!"
I will look more sane if I comb my hair down! MWAHAHA!
"Ehh, can I put my hand down now? It's getting tired from the posing."
Metool INVASION! Nooooooo!
"Hugs for life!"
"Make that a whole s*** load of trouble."
"I'm a man not a dog!"
Why are always children put into [parasitic bomb] like this?
" why do i keep summoning logs?!!?! "
"To cut off all the logs with my saber!"
"Hmph.. logs are nothing."
"Compare to my freakin red eyes."
"Trick or treat!"
"Looks like another kid got into the sake mist..."
"Strawberry Jam on a PB&J sammich? Sounds like Maverick talk to me!"
"Dear Diary... I went on another brotherly love again. Aw, sweet!"
"I hope this book doesn't have said love..."
"I love you all until you help me destroy the world!"
Wholesome literature flavour~
"Who needs literature when I can just aim and shoot at whatever I please?" bVd
"I need literature."
"You don't need a literature....just look into my eyes~"
"No! Look into MY eyes!"
"Sorry, my eyes are a bit sore from all the paddle-bashing."
" What am I smiling about? "
"My hair can be used as a flotation device."
I,as Quickman will commence a quick EX-TER-MI-NA-TION to you!"
"EX-ER-MIN-ATE!!! EX-ER-MIN-ATE!!! I LOVE that word!!!" :V
"DON'T LEAVE ME SONICCCCCCHUUUU!"
"Quackakakaka,just as planned!Now leave him!"
"Hohoho, that plan sounds fantastic!"
"Oh yea~ I rule!"
"I'm so cool with this spectacles and a shiny head."
3 kids, two look the same, one is a girl and there is that ugly thing stalking them....the cast is epic
It's Log it's Log!
Everyone wants a looog.
I miss Ren and Stimpy.
"Are you ready of this, X!?"
Quote from: Blackhook on March 04, 2009, 05:51:51 PM
3 kids, two look the same, one is a girl and there is that ugly thing stalking them....the cast is highly enjoyable
Yeah, they both look the same because they're identical twins. (Jared and Simon Grace) The girl is their sister. (Mallory Grace just call her Mal)
"What is this? X looks like the same as Megaman. I shall make another robot that is more stronger than him!"
Oh noes!That robot looks like the ape that's been trying to steal our book!Run!
I'm not running, this is gonna be exciting! 8D
"Just like my dancing!"
"No , Whats important is making that other X!!!"
"I can beat everything!"
"My previous life is flashing before my eyes!"
"HA! You are weak!"
"Guess who? *sparkle eyes*"
".... a huge ass monkey?"
"No! 2 weak apes!"
"Hahahaha, weaklings are just pathetic!"
"I know! And I'm at the top of the world!"
"Lo and behold! Vile is really Wily in disguise!!!" :O
They promised me a cake when I saty here for one hour....Now I´m stuck here for 8 MONTHS!
*SPLAT*
"HUG OF EX-TERM-IN-ATION"
"Let me show you something... *flashes wildly*"
"Muahahahahaha!!! *his head flashes*"
"Fear us and our magical book!"
"Fear me and my red eyes!"
"Fear my l33t skills!"
"Well, I fear that alright..."
"Hehe, that means another victory for me!"
"A victory for me! -Wiggle~ Wiggle~-"
"That's what you think, for I will win..."
"Evil is pure win. [eyebrow]"
Books are pure evil....wait a sec.
"Lucky for you, I turn them into logs! *log'd*"
"I'm a flying head!"
" Maybe this book isnt so much trouble "
"Maybe I should get a haircut...? Nah! I look cool like this!"
"Cool is when your eye glows like mine..."
"I'm so cool with my wiggling eyebrows and tinted glasses...." [eyebrow]
"Why did you send a Met at me?"
"Me?? You're accusing me? Vhy vould you think I had something to do vith it?"
"JUST BECAUSE!"
"There's no way I'll accept that shitty answer!"
The power of Saikyou is better than any other. That includes your Ansatsuken or however it's called and that crappy Kyokugenryu!
(I wonder if many will get it XD)
"F those moves! I can dance!"
(And nope, I have no clue... 8D)
"But can you do salsa!?"
My Saikyou style will make YOU salsa!
(oh come on Wily, think harder about Dan's roots and origins XD)
"Salsa? I like salsa!"
(Yeah, yeah... :P 8D)
(OMG 4444!)
"Salsa is for the weak.."
"I can do Salsa, but I'm still strong!"
"Hehe, but can you beat ME in salsa?"
"Hohoho, then you haven't see ME dance!"
"So what? You will NEVER be able to beat me!"
"Eye wiggling is always my thing. [eyebrow]"
"The moral of the story is... don't read books. Unless you wanna be eaten by a 10 ft tall monkey."
"10ft monkey? No problem for me!"
"Mwa-ha-ha-ha! It's my latest idea yet...A NEW HAIRDUE TO GO WITH MY MOST GENIUS PLAN!!!! Do you like it?" [eyebrow]
"Please give me a new hairdo, PLEASE!"
" May i have a cool haircut too? "
"No! Only I can have one!"
"You don't expect me to become serious, do you?"
"Oh yeah! I kicked all your asses! Who da man? Who da man?!"
"I am. -EX-TER-MIN-ATES you.-"
"Like my new contacts?"
"Like my new black armor?"
"Oh yeah! I'm da bomb! Nothin' can stop me from making history with my self-taught style of martial arts!" 8)
"Well, this is boring... and sucks..."
" Well i do need to read a book for english class..... * picks up book * "
"The brow of my helmet obscures my vision. And my hair gets in the way when I run."
"Stop complaining about it!"
"I like to complain. It arouses me."
"Uhhh.... that's nice."
"Stop complaining and look into my eye..."
Wily-kun!!!!! XD
"I will love him and hug him and feed him and will call him George~"
"I wear skirts and dresses!"
"... Need to read this book to clear that awful imagery..."
"Mwa-ha-ha!!! I've done it! I've achieved my goal of grossing someone out with my cross-dressing! Now to initiate my plan to manipulate Megaman with this magnificent display!"
" Before that i must find a way to be like a avatar!!!"
"To be an avatar is an easy job, just pose like me!"
"That won't work, you must pose more dramatically, like this!"
"You both suck! My pose is the best! I've even included a backlight so you won't see my face!" [eyebrow]
"...........damn posers......."
"I'm no poser, I'm the geniune best!"
"TIME FOR [twin slasher]!.... you guys aren't taking me seriously, are you?"
"Oh hey, am I creepy enough?"
"Creepy enough? Sure. Creepier then me? No way!"
"Oh really now..."
"Yes, It's finished!!"
"More like you're finished!"
"Man, I hate your boner!"
"Well, you will when I'm done with you!"
"If they mated: Cinamon, Forte, SkullMan, Dynamo, X"
"Hyper Sonic got nothing against my Rainbow Man Mighty Kid sparkle powers! I gives you epilepsy, dood.*
"I'm a dog being painted."
This books looks like fun... OMG GIANT GORILLA IS GONNA EAT MEH!
Quote from: Vixy on March 13, 2009, 06:57:39 PM
"Hyper Sonic got nothing against my Rainbow Man Mighty Kid sparkle powers! I gives you epilepsy, dood.*
I give people epilepsy? Wow, that's an awesome power.
" Why am i only red? "
"My prismatic glory dwarfs all of you! I am SHINEH!"
"Alright! Which one of you bimbos stuck a speed bump in the middle of my path!?" >_<
"Wasn't me. I'm too busy dealing with a stuck switch on this drink dispenser."
"Then, it's YOU! *points dramatically*"
"Me?? But... I gave you allowance..."
"But money can't help me get rid of these extra appendages!"
"Those extra appendages are just as planned."
"Lets be QUICK and EX-TER-MIN-A-TE!"
"Wow, a book, does it kill people when I write their names in it?"
"No, actually that´s just a very old pokédex"
"Yaaaay, pokemans!"
"I-SUMMON-A-PIKACHU NO JUTSU! -LOG'D-"
"I smile at your constant self logging..."
"Mettaur: I can't stand killing those two with sparkle eyes. T_T"
" Who cares about sparkle eyes when you have a goldish eye? "
"Wait a minute, where am I?"
"Um...do you mind? We're trying to have a peaceful moment here...." -_-
"And I'm trying to not be bored, and failing miserably."
"Yes, mein hair ist flapping... Vhat ist it to you?"
"But I wanted to see it flap! Let me bother you to do it!"
"No. Just.. no."
yes...YES!
"YES INDEED! LET ME SEE THE BLOOD!"
"Okay, but I don't think you'll like it..." *wink*
"Oh, I like blood, very much so!"
"Haha! I kicked your asses! Now I shall walk off victoriously, certain that you won't get up and kick my ass while my back is turned and I'm too busy gloating to pay any attention."
"Sonic Booooooom"
"Hyper Sonic has nothing on me!"
"Look at my sparkling eyes!"
"And look at us posing dramatically."
"My fusion is cute and cuddly!"
"And we are cool and suave."
"Oh my God! the coolness... it's over 9000!"
"Of course, we are cool like that."
"My mustache is thicker than you!"
"The ape behind me has thicker mustache than you and any other people on the face of this planet"
WARNING - DO NOT GIVE CHOCOLATE BECAUSE SHE'LL GONE BERSERK.
"Give me chocolate and I'll consider not going berserk."
"Oh, I'll give you all chocolate alright... Chocolate so good it might be considered... killer..."
"Mmm... chocolate. It makes me more hotter. :3"
"I'll snipe it right out of your hand."
"Hoo, interesting, let me see you try that!"
"...Against us three? You think you have a chance?"
"I don't just have a chance, I know I'll succeed." *chortle*
"That depends on the circumstances. Surely you can't succeed if I EX-TER-MIN-ATE you."
"Exterminate me? in your dream!" > :3
Me: Ok, now we're serious. Get out of here or I'll burn you to death, Wily's machine will disintegrate you, and borock will beat you up badly. In that order. Don't ask how.
"Oh, that's sounds scary..." *dances*
Well, we challenge you to a dancing battle!
"No one will beat my elasto-arms!"
"Quick, someone hug me please. D: Do it or I'll EX-TER-MIN-ATE you!"
"Impossible, this dance... noone can stop it!"
"Mein posse vill handle this!"
"Can your posse handle my quick movements?" [eyebrow]
*mumbles* "How to stop Quickman.............."
*throw book* "DAMN this encyclopedia is worthless!"
"Freeze! You shall be busted!"
"Kekekekeke... are you sure about that?"
" Not unless I kill him first! "
Model X! Model Z! Biolink established! MEGA System, ONLINE! MEGAMERGE!
:P
"You mean it was really LUPUS!?"
Time to get serious! Let's GO!
"Ooooh!! You're so cute, I wanna hug you!!" owo
"Um...?" ???
"Why Vixy never visit here?"
"The Three Musketeers now rejoin as Delta Force!"
"Please... If you're going to stare, then at least give me some clothes. It's really quite cold out..."
"Quickman's the name, quick is my game."
"That may be true but I can snipe anything, as sniping is my game. For a small fee."
" But i can snipe faster then you hence i have this one eye to snipe with"
I may look cute, but I can shoot your ass.
"I may look frail, but I can play!"
" I may look tough with my people ,but im really weak! "
"I will strangle you with my hair as a last resort."
"I can easily counter your hair with mine!" bVd
"My Wii has left a hole that nothing may fill."
"Darn, infernal, mettaurs! Why must you badger me?!"
"Now is not the time for a necklock, Rock...OSHI- cliff" *both fall to their deaths"
"This neon light is pretty cool!"
"Bah! Not as cool as us!"
"Ehmmm, can I join?"
"Hmm. With you with us, we might actually look cool!"
"Infiltration complete!"
"Now you have us to deal with! Boys, get the pillowcase full of doorknobs..."
"Oh [parasitic bomb]. Did you just divide by zero?"
"Yus! A fish! *wobble**wobble*"
You will stop for sure.
*20 years later*
STOP MOVING DAAA........
"Uh... I can handle this myself actually" *logged*
"Yar, I only have one eye glowing."
"I am the definition of a Sniper; Death."
"NO!! I am, now suffer from my fish of DEATH!!!"
"Head...missing...outlines. ARRGH, IT HURTS!"
"Everything red? That means I'm on fire!"
" Muahahahaha fear my sniping!!! I'll do snipe anything!!! " [spoiler]You Have to pay me though[/spoiler]
"My hair can simply deflect your bullets!"
"Mein posse vill deflect your deflected bullets!"
"My Quick Boomerang can deflect bullets and then some!"
"Then could they deflect these weird animals invading my space?"
"Yes! Because I finished it!"
"Has anyone see my right eye? I lost it. That's why my hair closed it."
"Oh, I sniped it for you."
"Gee... thanks."
"No worries, glad I could do it actually."
"Fine, be that way. :<"
"I have a magical fish!"
"I have no skin!"
"And I love it that way."
"Of course you do. -smirk-"
" But i love you more! "
"Noone loves Giro more than me!"
" I thought she loved Vent megamerged with model Z and X ( and H and X for that matter :| ) not giro? "
"I love hair and circuitboard backgrounds!"
"I think my mind just went poof..."
"-> That way."
"I like my hair Jersey Girl big."
"I wish I had hair like that..."
"DISCO INFERNO!"
"Damnit, I have to get to China in 1 minute and I just arrived at France. I better speed up."
"Speed up? But I like dancing like this!"
This is the face someone who isn't in the IRC channel.
"This is the face of someone who spends too much time in the IRC channel."
"The face of someone seriously pissed off."
"This is the face of someone who is mildly smitten by something only they can see off to their left."
"This is... TENTACLES!"
"This is...HAIRWING!!!" :O
"...Dammit! Do you realize how long it took me to build that model and rig the electronics and mechanisms so it could fly?! And you just heartlessly destroy it?!! Howabout if I just bust your stuff to pieces while you're playing with it-- Oh, I built another. I'll play with this one-- DAMMIT!"
"Hug me or I'll EX-TER-MIN-ATE Earth D:"
"Don't exterminate, get down on the floor!"
"Hmmm, topsty!"
"Did you just say topsty?"
"Indeed I said 'topsty!' You have a problem vith that?"
Quote from: Quickman on March 21, 2009, 06:07:28 AM
"This is the face of someone who spends too much time in the IRC channel."
Serious deja vu on that one.
"I fell topsty!"
"Can we get serious here? Topsty is not a serious word. At. All."
"Wily loves you."
"Oh please don't hate me, I'm just doing my job."
"Alright, time to head off into another adventure."
"Do I have to wear this met hat on this adventure? I look stupid in it...." O^O
"At least you are going for an adventure..."
"Not dressed like this!"
"Lets be quick!"
"You cannot rush these things..."
"Wily is... a girl!?"
"... I don't snipe girls!" *cross Dr Wily's name from list*
"And now, we pose."
"Oww. I hit my head."
"Oww. I hit my eye."
" Owww i hit my... ummm....skull? "
"Oww. I hit my hair!"
"Oww, I hit... fooled ya!"
"Look i have fans! "
"Noooo~! They're trying to grab chunks of my hair!"
"Hur-hur! I R T3AM R0K3T!!!!! PR3P4R 4 TRUBL!!!!!1!!!!!1111" 8D
"Trouble? Come on over then."
"Now, I need some blood for all that trouble."
"We are here to weed out trouble."
"Hmm, I just caught an Alien!"
"NO, THIS CAN'T BE~"
"OH YES IT CAN BE~"
"I wonder where my bottlecap collection is..."
"Oh, it's taken by Aquaman!"
"NO! It can't be Aqua Man!"
"Nah, I took it!"
"Oh no! Wily's lensflare is going to blind me! Wait a second, I'm wearing sunglasses! *hits the ball back*"
"The power of the dance defeats all."
"Bah, who needs to dance when they can have a figure like mine?"
"I need to dance my victory dance."
"I'm good at DDR did you know that?"
"What?! No way-!"
"Do you know what this R stands for? RADICAL!"
"T-that's-! Too shocking!"
"And that's how the cookie crumbles."
"Do you know who I am?"
"No...! You can't be...!" :O
"I know him, but too bad, his picture is missing."
"If....only...I had...PB's...sunglasses...."
*Zooms in with sword and shield at hand*
"Someone call me?" 8)
" I called you so you can fight her! * points at Soulanimal *"
"Ok, why do you want to fight me?"
"Because your helmet keeps reflecting the overhead lights right into my freakin' eyes! These glasses cause a hellish glare! Hellish!"
"You know, I should really wear a belt one of these days..."
"Well if you did, I'd just cut it off!"
"My pants are on the verge of blasting off my ass at the speed of light..."
Screw fangirls. I'll have sex with you right now, baby!
With the Sword of Omens I shall defeat Breakman Jazz once and for all!
"You can do it, PB! I believe in you and everything you stand for. Well, cept the perversion, but everything else is A-OK!"
"I fight for sex, justice, and Chex-Mix 'cause it's great!"
Hmmm, I could go for some Chex Mix. To the STORE! *dash*
"Not so fast, Chex-mix is mine and mine only!"
"NOW I SEE WHY CHEX-MIX IS SO AWESOME!!!"
Robot Masters: "As do we! Let's eat!"
Wily: "AAAAIIIEEE!! NEIN! That ist MEIN!"
"Oh? Then whats that over there?!"
"Prepare for trouble! And make it single!"
....Okay, what ze hell is wrong with you?
"If I stab that thing in the stomach, I wonder if it will deflate.."
"Not if I blast off first!"
"Oh boy oh boy, nows my change to steal that Robo Raptor!"
Acording to plan....now the cookies are perfect! ~w~
" Here i'll summon the cookies for you * summons log * " X(
"My hair is hiding the cookies!"
"Who the heck is fireing this thing!"
"Me!! Okay well not me, but someone else!"
"Yeah...ME!!!!" >BD
"Nope can't be, you're a floating head with a shiny cancer eye."
"Heh, you didn't think I'd miss this party, did you?" *draws sword*
"Oh, let's get this party started then!" *draws sword*
"I'll bring my glowing fist!"
"Glowing fist? D:"
"I have wrinkles."
"And I'm all skin and bones... Literally."
"My inventions could benefit the world, but they're to busy benefiting my desires to rule the world!"
" Yes but Soulanimal has never seen him take over the world or do anything bad because she's from the future... WITH BIOMETALS!! "
R.O.C.K. On!!!!!!!
"Someone needs a hug! X3"
"You can hug me if you want."
" Ewwww no your too shiney to hug "
"I'm the best person to be hugged!"
"Gaah! This impressive light... repelled my hug?!"
"Just as my impressively-waxed chest repels lint! Hurt like a bugger to get that wax, though..."
"We are the new and improved Quickie Daleks! We will EX-TER-MIN-ATE you QUICKLY before you even know it!!!"
"I'm not amused..."
"Such a statement-! I'm blown away!"
"Now that's amusing~!"
"Noway, I'm amusing?!"
"No...I'M AMUSING!!!" [eyebrow]
"I need some amusement.."
"Let me give you some then."
"Oh I hope it will be as good as Christmas!"
"Christmas? IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Fwoom! Muahahaha!!!"
"Just let me get a clean shot..."
"I'm chibi and devious! But mostly chibi, fear me!"
"I feel a bit of shock than fear..."
"Ho ho never fear for I am PPG Mayor Wily II, at your service m'lady!"
"Now you are starting to scare me."
"Not as scary as - THIS!"
"Yes, my chest is downright scary!"
"Your chest - it's shininess repels me!"
" Then dont hug me! "
"Hug me instead!"
"Rub my chest!"
"That chest is so bright... commencing EX-TER-MIN-A-TION.."
"My freshly-waxed pecs will repel any attempt!"
"Uhh, if that's true then I'm stumped for what to do next."
"Hmmm, maybe you can just take a picture of my perfectly sculpted chest?"
"Engineer... I... Must have more power! Being, blinded... by some... kind of... cosmic void!"
"How about.... no."
"I heard yes just now!"
"No way-! Such a deceleration of fact! I was wrong?!"
" No you were totally correct! "
I shall destroy that mettaur!!!
"Color Power Go!"
"Very nice, but can it equal the colours my chest made when it was waxed?"
"...no."
"Ohohohoho, I knew I was right."
"No...! His intellect is too strong!!!!"
"After reading this book for eternity, my intelligence is also too strong!"
"No way-! Even smarter?!"
"Smexy. Mmm..yes?"
"You know skeletons are best. Because we have alot of... holes."
"...What's so good with that?"
"What?! You- you don't know?!"
" No i remember , the holes can have the shine form my chest deflected! "
"Nothing can stop my hair!"
"And my hair is FABULOUS!"
"I wish I had hair..."
"I wish I have long hair."
*the target was never there to begin with*
*wind blows*
*the light shines brightly*
*but there's no wind to blow*
*snipes borockman in the light*
"I think my hair freezes like that forever..."
"Damn hair is blocking mah view!"
"Oh my god! I see something!!1!11!1"
"Super fabulous~"
" All you can see is Soul and Michaels hair! "
"My hair is also my surfboard!"
"Must not walk into the light!"
" But walking into the light is good for you
"My shiny hair is because I use head and shoulders everyday!"
"Argh! Shiny!"
"Indeed. Too bad my hair isn't as shiny as it could be..."
"And that's my fault?"
"Well, I certainly can't blame myself, now can I?"
"Yes! Because I am not the one to blame and neither are you then the only one who can be at fault here is-!"
"Of course, it's no one other than Shiki Tohno!"
"No way! That Guy?! He'd never-?!"
"Oh, but he did, he just did."
"I just can't believe it!"
"Dattebayo!" *shot*
"Did that just come from his mouth?! That's-!?"
"Yes~ THAT IS THE POWER OF MY CHEST!"
"Nothing compared to the power of me being Vile!"
"Shall we have a manly chest duel then?"
" :D Definitely. I will win."
"Not if I flash mine like this!"
"...No way! You're chest has cause me to become fuzzy!"
"My chest is more smexy than you!"
"Not for long."
"Hmph! Your bullet can never pierce my rock-hard chest!"
"Hmm, no wonder... It's over 9000!!!!!!
"That's... so high!"
"Am I cool or what?"
"Chocobo-chan!!!!!!!" 8D
"Take this! nya~!"
" OMG BEING SQUUEZED! ~ Im just a baby chick!!! "
"My is the best a squeezing anything."
"I don't really know what you're talking about, so I'll just smile politely and nod."
"OMG!!! Look at the size of them things!!!" :O
"I'll show this here Red X who's boss, yo"
"It's time get rolling!"
"I'm so cute, don'tcha wanna just fry me up for dinner?"
Quick: "I am 15!"
Flash: "No effing way!"
"Just walking here..."
"Stop walking, STARE AT ME!"
"Stare at me! -pose-"
"NEVER! I will be the centre of attention!"
"Now, now... DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"
Wark! Wark! Wark! Wark! :W
"Ehhh, who are you again?" o_o
*Chirps the Chocobo theme*
"YOU! You're the one who keeps blowing up my toys!"
"IT IS TIME FOR THE HUG. THE ...HUG...!"
"Screw that! It's time for me to snipe yo' ass from afar!"
"Can you hug me first before you do? I really need one...." O^O
"No. I'm gonna go get a giant tomato."
"Look, a flying pig!"
"where tweet!?"
"Up my ass. You guys are so gullible."
"No one tricked Dalek! NO ONE!"
"I did! Wark!"
"NOWAI!"
".... yes wai."
And the Chocobo innocently walks away.
"Whatever... I'm gonna read my book."
"Oh, what kind of book do you read?"
"I read chicken scratch!"
There's a pun in there somewhere...
"Who you callin' a [sonic slicer]. Q-U-I-C-K!"
"Take this! lightninggggg thrust!!"
"You wouldn't want to pick my feathers, behead me and put me in the oven, would you?"
"No! I'm crying blood! I'm undead!?"
"It's good to be an undead, just look at me!"
"I'm an old man, I saw a Grim Reaper."
"There aint no Grim Reaper here...only Grim Sniper here."
I bet you will miss....*get´s hit* [parasitic bomb]
"OMG! That bullet just turn into a log! *log'd*"
"I didn't know my bullet was a log!?"
"Guess what I stepped in! :3"
"You just made a quick mess in it."
"RAWK!"
"Did i hear rockman?!Where?!I will attack him randomly with my random strike!!
"Whoa.... I'm ...... speechless..."
"And that's a good think - wark!"
"Man I'm beautiful. Those guys and ladies over there are so confused, both groups don't want to take the chance at getting my number."
"Smoking is cool. You know it."
"Gimme....i want to enhance my beauty with it~"
"I eat you and absorb you beauty."
"You'll never be beautiful like me! NEVER!"
"NO!Us a chocobo's are a lot more beautiful!WARK!!"
"Obviously I be the most beauty-ful."
Im the most beu-tif-ul person here
"My hair is plastic."
"My speed is fantastic!"
"The luster on my feathers is fantastic!"
"No way! That good?!"
"Yes,as good as my beautiful face~"
"......I'm sad now. Really."
"Hehe, yes, be sad... BE VERY SAD!"
"How about... no?"
"Sounds fair enough."
"Be sad....and i rip your head of with my feet."
"RAWR ME SCARY MONSTER... no really... I am."
"Oh scaryyy... (yeah right!)"
" Ladadadadee , a scary monster right over there " XD
"Downloading at 14%... !6%... 20%..."
"Stabbity stab!"
"Don't stab me!"
"Meh, too much effort is needed to stab you."
"Good! My cuteness saves me once again!"
"I can still exterminate you though."
"Nah-ah-ah! Not if my finger has anything to say about it!"
"Nothing goes unolved when you throw a cheezy grin at it." *cheezy grin*
".....should I kill him?"
"No! Let me! I'm deadly cute!" >w<
"You haven't seen my deadly yoyo skill, have you?"
"You're too slow to hit me with a yoyo."
"How's about I snipes you then?" -_-
" How about sniping me? "
"You can try."
"Try me,then you can never resist me."
"I'm too big to get snipe."
"Nonsense! Nothing's too big to be sniped!"
"i can fly~ wheeeeee~"
"I,Marisa can fly to you know~WHEEEE!!!~"
"i'll suck your cock."
I already did.....
*log to the face for not knowing that there are no men in gensyoko*
"Do you have the payment? The tender liver of a newborn child?"
"How could you!?"
"How could i?You know how random i am."
"Grrrrr..."
By the power of Einstein, I´VE GOT THE POWAAAAAH!
"By the power of Ninja-fu! I have the-!" *Log'd*
"This is getting boring and you keep fooling around getting log'd."
"Sir. I was shot. Do I fire now?"
"I'm too fast for you!"
"No, no, no. You're too SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW~"
Can you guess who is in this mech!? You have three seconds to come up with a correct answer!
"Really? I thought I had all the time in the world..."
"Perhaps if you didn't have a boner..."
"Boner? What is this boner you speak of?"
"The thing that makes me get these weird facial expressions."
"I like to see one."
"Be prepared for a deadly right hook!"
No no no no no no boners
My ponytail is flat like a ribbon.
"...and ping-pong is my game."
Private, I order you to take off that mask... Oh, thats your face? Carry on...
"The crane style is the [parasitic bomb] yo!"
[quack]"Tsk tsk, are you trying to teach me the crane style, silly goose?"[/quack]
"Wolf style is the one that will prevail!"
"I don't do wolf, I do duck...and not in the way your perverted mind comprehends!" -u-'
"Oh no. I am sinking. The horror."
"What the hell is 'Olice'?"
"Can't let you do that, Star Mouse!"
"I will let you do that, Donald~!"
"No, no, no, I'm a very faithful duck!"
"As faithful as I am perhaps?"
"I do not believe in faith!"
"Of course you don't.... (Just as Planned!)"
"I hate that sentence..."
"No, no, no! You must embrace it!"
"As an evil scientist, I must embrace it! Just as planned!"
"Good, now just stand a bit more to the right..."
"Are you just playing with me?"
"That didin't go nearly as just as planned.."
"Prepare to be chopped up!"
"You can't outwit my perfect plan!"
"Don't count your eggs before they've hatched!"
"103.456, 103.457, 103.458... wait what did you just say!?"
"I said that you should be much faster!"
"...Pees? Pees can I have some ice cream?" O^O
"Then you have to be quick about it!"
"Oh, I'm blushing!"
"You shouldn't be so shy about it!"
"And I won't!"
"Be shy whenever you have the chance,because the end is near~"
"Wort, wort, wort." (Wortish, that's its language)
"Mya~ It's very difficult to aim..."
"A little kitten can't aim me!"
"Oh, you never know...."
"Na 'ah 'ah. Sniping are not for kitties."
"Just let me get a good shot at that duckie..."
"My wig is made of duck feathers!"
"How could you do such a thing!?"
"Easy, I'm the ruler of the world!"
"Don't be delusional, old man!"
"No one is going to snipe me with my thick afro hair!"
"Hmm, this will prove very difficult.... I need larger rounds!"
"No, just get a rawket lawnchair!"
"I don't need one for I am as healthy as ever!"
"EEY, IT'S GREEDO."
"I'm listening to classical music."
"Nu-uh! U can't pull that on me!"
What,you don't believe me? ~nyoron~
"BLARGH!!"*
*Translation: "Oh god, that was a SPICY meatball!"
"Sorry about that mess..."
Well dont eat spicy meatballs!
"I love spicy food!"
"Just dont too much,or you'll get your butt hurt~"
"....Such a thing could never happen to me...."
"Oh yes, I can SEE that..."
"Hahahaha, my plan is always successful, including the hot n' spicy mayhem!"
[objection!] "You're plans are never successful!"
"I.. don't honestly care."
You dont care because you are going to kill him with the DeathNote
"You know, I never want Rock Off. My hair looks FABULOUS!"
"My hair is even more fabulous!"
OBJECTION! My Fusion with Sakura is more POWERFUL!
"Oh, is that a challenge I heard!?"
" [objection!] I doubt that anyone is stupid enough."
"Don't you worry. I have a feeling that someone will be stupid enough to do it."
"..........I lost........"
"OBJECTION! With bodies like that, you can NEVER lose!"
"You're about to meet you're biggest... fan!!!" :D
"No one is a bigger fan than me though."
"Bigger isn't always everything!"
"OBJECTION! YES IT IS!"
"Shut up or I'll slap you hard, kiddo."
"Ahhhhh, it's so nice to relax together after defeat the undead hordes of Alvaroth. Backrub?"
Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These are the ingredents chosen to create the two perfect people, but an accidental ingredient to the mix: Chemical X. Thus, Hitomi and Protoman Blues were born, and become one to combat the forces of EVIL!
"I object! Such a procedure would surely be impossible! And anyway..."
"...And anyway this can not done without my knowing, I hold the trump card."
"This right here!"
"Hmmph, this is ridiculous!"
"The only thing ridiculous here was how easy it was to trick you."
"One of your family's name to the Death note, for tricking me."
"God it's so hard to breathe in this thing..."
"You get a THUMBS UP!"
"Hey look I'm the worst character ever."
"I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?"
"Coz' I'm only believe in myself!"
"And that's where you screwed up."
"Screwed up? this is also a part of my plan."
"How do you know that you following your plan is not part of my plan?"
"Because it never was your plan,now you've fallen for it i'll activate my trap card!"
"RAWR ME MONSTAH SUMMONED BY TRAP CARD'S EFFECT!"
"Hmm, is it the right time to activate this magic card?"
"It doesn't matter what move you make now.. there is no escape."
"...then I better enjoy playing with this dolls before I lost horribly."
"Are you sure you can do even that?"
No but the police can
But the police won't listen to me, they're scared of me...
"I geassed police!"
"Hehe, that was my plan all along!"
"Objection! You don't have those kind of connections! I have proof! *pulls up naughty video tape*" </wii>
"What?
ummm~ *blush*"
"Balls! I've been seen!"
"Wow, that's kinda hot! Show us some more please?" </wii>
"Not as hot as the courtroom evidence I see there, I bet you sidetracked and went to a spa for a peek."
'HOLD IT! I never peek at the fox lady!!"
borock: "Oh phew, they're not talking about me anymore. I'm home-safe. :3" </wii>
"So are they talking about us?"
"I don't care! I give 2 thumbs up!"
[objection!] "If you don't give a crap, why give them any thumbs at all!?"
"Ah! There's that damned ball..."
"THUMB! It's supa amajin!"
"You bore me."
" The deathnote pleases me "
"This Model ZX pleases me."
"The end pleases me."
"THIS RAWRNESS PLEASES ME."
"You can never please me."
[objection!]
"You just pleased me! ... wait..."
"So... what do you think about all this, fox girl~? *wink*" </wii>
"I think you should all relax here in the hot spring with us!" *throws towel away*
"I will also join!"
"Yes, things are going according to my master bath plan..."
"I demand evidence! Now! So I can destro--er--I mean study them for myself!"
This mud is very annoying
"...And annoying things need to be hair slapped!"
"You fell right into my trap, and by trap I mean that 100 feet long hole you just fell into."
"You're not the only one who set a trap!"
"I'm sick with all of this trapping business!"
"And that, Your Honour... *adjusts tie... then puts on sunglasses.* ...is why the defendant is guilty of arson."
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
"*boop**beep*
*kill*"
"Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn't hear you. I must have my music up too loud..."
"Then allow me to ruin your pleasure with the EX-TER-MIN-ATION soundtrack!" (Complete with flashing light Dalek)
*BAM*
"I'm gonna feel that in the morning..."
"Well, that's good! approved!"
"Not so fast! You just activated my trap card, I mean, fell in my trap!"
"Ah-ha! I knew it! There is a second culprit in this court; YOU!!!" [objection!]
"What!? but I never come out from this shithole!?"
"Heh, that's what you think."
"Whatever, I declare the defendant...*in Giant Letters* NOT. GUILTY. *presses "throw confeti" button*"
"[objection!] There'e no such button!"
"There vill be such a button because I say there vill be!"
"I have buttons!"
"And I have an awesome tie."
"I have an awesome jacket!"
"I have awesome speed! Oh, and a boomerang thingy on my head too."
"I used to have cool headband!"
"I used to have a cool Megaman helmet."
"I object.... the objection..."
"Are you sure... that's a wise move?"
"I don't see the point in that..."
"So then you're accusing me?"
"So you see my point..."
"Well, I need proof."
"Oh, I have proof, plenty of it."
"Well, why don't you show it to the court Mr. borockman?"
"Oh I will, Judge Wily II, just let me adjust my tie for a bit."
"You're testing my patience Mr. borock!"
"Just... a few more seconds.."
"You are going to lose, Mr. borock..."
"Is it really necessary to state the obvious?"
Roa: "Of course. It's to prove how much of a loser and a pervert he is... 8D"
"Speaking of perverts, I hope none will appear..."
"...Why do you look at me when you say that?!"
"A suspicious old man like you? of course!"
"I have to agree with them, Your Honour."
"How dare you!! This is an outrage!!"
"My point exactly. >:3"
Quote from: Michael Roa Valdamjong on April 10, 2009, 03:16:10 PM
"How dare you!! Calling me the real culprit!!"
Fixed. 8D
"I would have never guessed the judge, did you?"
"No. It's an impossibility."
"I have this photo here...."
"And thus you've fallen into the trap that I set, Your Honour!"
"There's nowhere else to run..."
"...I have to go to restroom."
"Stall while you can.."
"In the end, The End... Is near..."
"But WAIT-!! Where's your evidence... AFTER I'VE DESTROYED IT?!"
"All the puzzle pieces are here, now to solve it."
"Well, there's no use waiting around."
"Come ladies, we'll go someplace comfortable while the puzzle pieces are being solved."
"Oh my, such a fine young man he is."
"You girls wouldn't mind if I grab- *ahem* tag along, would you? >:3"
*takes off towels* "Not at all. Come on in, the water's finneeee."
"And with that, everything is in place!"
" [objection!]"
"This music is rocking!"
"Indeed! I will adjust my tie to the beat!"
"Huh...you bore me...."
"You can't speak of boredom."
"I can speak of whatever I want. I'm crazy. And whatever the squirrel-monkeys that live in my second ass say, I do!"
"GAH! TALKING SQUIRREL MONKEYS!"
"....This is ridiculous."
"You are ridiculous!"
"...I am?! Oh wait, my tie is undone isn't it?"
"Yes, sadly it is..."
"How can someone so incompetent be allowed into this courtroom?!"
"I am really competent in Ping Pong, that good enough?"
"Yes first I will take over this court room then the world!"
"No, I won't let you!"
"...My tie must be perfect."
"Hmm, someone need to be silenced!"
"Ho oh! You just became a suspect!"
"I thought I'm the suspect?"
"When I've finished with my tie!"
"You do your tie bit too often..."
"(and since you've focused on me and my tie too long you've fallen into my trap!)"
"You are SO mental..."
"You think I'm MENTAL?!"
"Uhmm...Yes..."
"Hehe, things are going according to plan..."
"For now, anyway..."
"ARGHHHHH, what is happening to me..."
"Your punishment for defying me!"
"I'm defying Brittania just fine!"
"And I adjust my tie to your rebellion!"
"Speaking of Britannia... you think I'd look better with Charles's hair?"
"Charles' hair? Don't make me laugh!"
"I thought it was a good idea."
"It could works, try it."
"Perhaps it might."
"I'll see how it goes."
"Not if I have anything to say about it!"
"How can you say that to someone as pretty as me?"
" How about we'll talk about it in the hot springs?"
Hot Springs? Nah, I think im gonna hang out in the forest and slash everything.
I LAIK DA CIRCLE!!
"Mffmff!"
"... and one, and two!"
Hmm, Hopefully they don't find out the trap is in fact a pit filled with Pre-Adjusted Ties. Or else I'm ruined.
"I'm skilled in Pong fu, ya know."
"I'm skilled in bugging out my eyes!"
"I'm skilled at being... Quick!"
"Stay still so that I can see your lines..."
"How dare you?! I will see you in court!"
"What is this court?"
"You're a robot; look it up!" ::)
"...where?"
"Duh! In a book!"
"WRONG!"
"Silly, silly mortals..."
"You're calling me a mortal?"
"I'm no mere mortal!"
"Ah... Mortal talk in the courtroom... So refreshing."
"Do you really think so?"
"Who cares when I'm shirtless? ...anyone? ...please love me..."
"And I was like, OHHHHHHHHHH! And I was like, OHHHHHHHHHH! And I was like, OHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh? OH YEAH BABY!"
"I will have order!"
"I stare down at order!"
"And I stare down at you."
"I can kill you with my stare."
"I highly doubt that."
"Ehh... Could you stop staring at my ass? It's embarrassing..."
"You dare to call me a pervert?!"
"Bloody... hell... yes..."
"Well I am telling you not to! Unless you want to go to jail?"
"For what?Unlimited Jail Works?"
"RAWR ME BREAK OUT OF JAIL FREE"
"I thought Unlimited Jail Works wont even work on you?"
"RAWR! ME LIKE TO BREAK OUT OF JAIL!"
"In that case... I SENTENCE YOU TO COMMUNITY SERVICE!"
"Huh?Did i hear Unlimited Fanservice Works?MOE!!"
"Me eat moe for breakfast."
"How dare you!Eating moe for breakfast!Your inhuman!
"YES... YES I AM."
"I like your inhumanity~"
"Being inhuman is an OFFENSE!"
"This game is awesome!"
"Objection! *accomodates tie* There is a crucial flaw in this game."
"The only flaw here is people like you objecting to it."
"I'm in this game, ergo it's perfect!"
"...I don't believe that."
"I'm here, sitting on this bench with my kitties. Life is good."
"That kitty is the second culprit!"
"Thinking that's the real second culprit... things are going exactly as I had planned them to."
"Oh shut up! I'm the new king here!"
"Objection overruled."
"It's... HER!"
Nooooo!!! OBJECTION!
"Objection to huggle overruled~"
But you have no evidence that i overruled it!
"However! I have the hair for that!"
"But your hair is too bishie and goldie. My hair and beard is manly to overrule everything! Now bring me delicious boobs or this court will find you guilty!"
Momohime: Will these do?
"Wait up! Let me have a look!! *runs over to Momohime for (closer) inspection*"
Delicious >//w//<
"Not as delicious as this~<3" *Snuggle* >w<
"This green liquid is delicious, in moderate amount..."
"Who cares of green liquid? I want Ryu!"
"Ryu is in our custody!"
"Then I'll go rescue him! With. My. FISTS!"
"GAVELKEN!"
"Not even you will separate me from my Ryu!"
"You are not guilty! Just in a lot of trouble..."
"You're too heavy, Sakura!"
"I wonder if Ryu gained any weight after so long..."
"I killed Shirou..."
"Who's Shirou? I'm looking for Ryu darnit!"
"You will never find him! I have sentenced him to life in jail for walking into a store without shoes on!" [eyebrow]
"...At least I have shoes."
"At least I'm wearing shirt."
"Hey! Not wearing a shirt is manly!"
"I like topless man~"
"I should be happy about that, but..."
"Nom nom nom, you're a good kisser Arcueid!"
"I wish I could kiss that good, dammit!"
"Kiss me and I'll cut you in half!"
"I always miss out :("
"Hehe, expected from a guy like you."
But do you have the evidence he missed out??
"I indeed do, just take a look at my hair!"
"What's wrong with my hair!?"
"It's not Ryu's!"
[objection!] "You don't even have hair!"
"Looks like you have a hairy issue on your hands..."
"Your puns vill be the death of you."
"I'd like to see you try!" *throws "L" sign* "LOSER!!!"
"Do I look like I care? I'm bored, do it."
"Your words alone are not suitable enough as evidence!"
*Saber current situation in jail*
Butt chin needs no shirt, butt chin needs....LOVE
" The log will give him love! "
"Hah, log can't love anything!!"
"I love Ryu will all my fists... I mean heart!"
"I love mein beard und robes!"
"And I love bothering Daleks!" 8D
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
"Maybe someone should bother me... anything but this would be a welcomed change."
"No. Never. You're screwed."
WHAT!?!? :o
"Maybe you should shout louder. I almost didn't hear you."
"Don't shout. Use your inside voice."
"Inside voice? you mean telepathy?"
"What if Ryu can use telepathy?! ...I can't."
"CROSS SLASH!"
"I wish my good eye had a pupil."
"Megaman to de rescue!!!! "
"My hair acts as a safety rope sometimes!"
I AM WILYJUDGE. YOUR ARGUMENT IS MADE OF FAIL AND KITTENRAGE.
"Bollocks. That is all."
"So that's your final argument? GUILTY!"
"But, but! O^O"
"Put him on the jail, officer RYU!"
"Why Ryu... WHY!?"
" I sentance Ryu to 4000000 years in jail! "
"I think 100 years is enough."
"NO! That's too long!"
"I rule this here court, and I will decide what goes on here! Now take him away!"
Stop this madness!!! Arent we all just trying to be avatars not court judges and a courtroom?
"I've always been like this!"
"ORDER, ORDEEEEERRRRR!"
"I'm certainly NOT a Shoto-clone! I can duck when I do my Hadoken!"
"OMFG REALLY?!"
"My sabre creates lens flare! Because everything needs more lens flare!"
"My speed is so blinding, just like a lens flare!"
"I hate lens flare..."
"[parasitic bomb]! He hates lens flares! RUN!!!"
"...meh. I can't be bothered."
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"It better not be my ears. I can't help it that they're big. I was born this way."
"It was... AT MY AWESOME POSE, RIGHT?!"
"Hrm... it could be at this curious lens flare..."
"Uh... nope. It was at me."
"Hisatsu, choushiki no magan! Soko de shinde morau ze."
"...I really don't care for your nonsense."
"THIS BLADE OF MINE FLASHES WITH AN AWESOME POWER!"
"THIS BEARD OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWE- Errr, I mean.."
"ITS BLINDING FLASH TELLS ME TO SLICE YOU UP GOOD!"
"MY BEARD OVERPOWERS THE BLINDING FLASH AND REMARKS THAT I MUST IMPRISON YOU!"
"ENOUGH STUPIDITY!!"
"Stupidity is for losers!"
"You dare calling me stupid!?"
"O^O Where's Ryu when I need him..."
"In jail!"
"In JAIL?! RYOUGI SLASHHH!"
"It'd be cooler if that were Ryu..."
"If you take out some letters, I can be RYU!"
"That's brilliant!" *smash gavel*
"It's still not the same."
"It's a brilliant flash of inspiration!"
"I hope you don't cut my beard."
"I'll take that invitation!" *slash*
"That ain't working. That's the way you do it. Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free."
"Can I get a hug that way too?"
"NO! YOU MUST EARN IT!"
"Doing community service!"
"Helping community is not my thing."
"What a disgrace!"
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
"The sign says it all."
"And then there was this thing...and...umm...THEN A CROSS! yes a blue cross!"
"...I'll wave the sign for added effect."
HADOKEN! Oh wait...
"You're so full of it."
"says you"
To vocaloid or not to vocaloid, that is TRULY the question.
"So why am I playing this game again?"
This could be you after consuming 3+ bags of unsweetened sugar.
"Sounds like loads of fun."
"Well, cutting people is fun!"
"I can't have fun without Ryu..."
I slashed myself! Wait, won't that mean... AUGHH!! THE PAIN!
" Wait, that's not enough pain... *pulls the arm back, being ready to smack hard with the ping pong racket* "
"Eh, but doesn't it hurt?"
"Who cares if it hurts!? I miss Ryu!!!!" O^O
"...Meh, whatever."
"Hack and slash!"
"Damn you, Ryu is-!"
"DEAD!"
"CARROT UPPERCUT!"
: o ...............................................................: O
"That is just about the most delicious looking thing I've ever SEEN... That cake thing looks good too."
Ibuki: ?
"Urgh... he changed his name to Ibuki? That's sick. Well I'm too lazy to do anything about it, so..."
I love eat cake! owo
Posted on: April 19, 2009, 12:26:13 AM
Quote from: Sky Child on April 19, 2009, 12:25:10 AM
"Urgh... he changed his name to Ibuki? That's sick. Well I'm too lazy to do anything about it, so..."
Sick!.................................................................. thanks!
"Om nom nom nam nom nom num nom"
"I'm faster than you Rock!"
"Even faster than Ryu?!"
I am faster then RYU!
"Everyone is faster than Ryu!"
Aw everyones faster?? even ZX??
I have Ronald McDonald hair!
Screw Mcdonalded hair!My hair is more sexy!
"NO - MY HAIR IS."
"OH WAT. STFU. MY HAIR IS"
"You think I even care?"
"If you wanna live, you have to."
"Not if Ryu were here!"
"Well, I slashed him already."
"Daisy!! I never knew you were into blindfolds and choco-feathers!"
"That's right, I'm badass."
"So badass,im overdrived by it!!"
"shh, you're supposed to be a speechless monster.....wait, that doesn't make you mute."
Butt monkey, da ze~
"Drop Dead Easy",said the yukkuri.
"Listen to my song!"
"DO WANT"
"You sure? this music might be to radical for a duck like you."
"I dont care!Just gimme!I cant wait no more!
"IMMA GONNA EAT YOUR LEGS"
"Shut it and die"
"Why don't you?"
(yah, a reference to your avatar?)
"OH NOES YOU DIDN'T"
"You're driving me crazy!"
"HABBA HABBA HABBA!"
"Overruled!"
"O RLY?" *cuts judge Wily*
"I LOVE that flashing!"
"That's illegal!"
"I don't care, heck I can kill you too!"
"That's - hot!"
"Hot till I can hit you."
"Not if this cute widdle kitten gets the first shot!"
"I'm sitting here, reading about myself sitting here, trying to be an avatar--sitting here, reading about myself trying to be an avatar... my head hurts.
Why are we just standing here?
"Because every mad scientist needs their exercise!"
"But you're not-"
"SILENCE!"
THIS IS NOT SPARRTTTAAA!!!! i am lost.
"You know... I have to wonder where all this hair comes from when I double rock-on... and where ELSE long strands of hair are on my body."
"...So you wanna start yet?"
"No."
"You don't deserve to live. Go rot in the other world."
"Looks like a turtle to me."
"Oh my god, what is that?"
"Woof?"
Its......a kappa that drinks cuccumbur-flavored beer.
"RAWR"
"...Glub?"
"Gah, this sure is the best way to kill time"
"Caution! I'll kill you~"
"People die when they're killed!"
"I LOVE hearing that!"
"well, lol I died!"
"OMFG I love you!"
"*giggles*You do?"
Sniper Cat!!!
I spy with my little eye...A WOMAN.
>:3
"Please notice this board."
"Noticed it,know i'll make it a targeting board~
*does not talk because it is a speechless monster*
Translation: "I'm calling bull."
NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo, not the Bulls!
"Oh sh*t,gotta quick!Kawarimi no Jutsu!*Log'd* (Mission Failed)
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR. I mean, Hiya!"
*look up*
*gulp* "I think it saw me."
"That's one puppy. Oooooh, there's another!"
*keep staring at the kitten* "That kitten keeps killing dogs around me... Maybe I should stop it."
"Im not stopping till i snipe all those pups!For Catuir!!(For Auir!)"
*stares because it is a monster that does not talk*
"Fuckin' wankers!"
"I can stare at the sun all day, and I still won't go blind." 8)
"... I want to get out, looking at sunshine..."
"Oh boy,the Sun is beautiful~"
"I'M GOING TO EAT THE SUN."
"Just hold me tight."
"It's so.....BEAUTIFUL!"
":O It is!?"
"What's wrong Sakura!!?"
"Sakura~ 0v0 -drool-"
"she does look tasty. "
"Caution! Looking at someone else over me may be dangerous."
"Gah, teh horrors of random avatars!!!"
"Yes. Definitely just me is much better."
"Heh, you wish!"
"*wolf howls*"
"A wolf!?I'll be a legendary kitten for sniping a wolf~"
I AM FULL OF KITTENRAGE.
"Your full of Bollocks is what you are!"
"What the hell is a bollocks?" *reads dictionary*
"IT'S NOT HERE!!"
"You're so... LOVELY!"
"Yes, Akiha! you are lovely!"
"YES! -Drooling-"
"...Yes I do..."
"Now I'm married... TO YOU! 0v0"
"Eh, I'm flattered." *smiles*
"You're so hot! I love you!"
"wwwwwww"
"Kappa doesn't understand any of that..."
"But I love it anyway!"
WTF Just wasted my 2000th post?!
"I'll throw a thousand knives at you, or my name is not Ciel!"
"You wouldn't want to make me mad...der."
*has knife pointed at the neck* "You were saying...?"
"Um, I uhh... Got to go!"
"You're not going anywhere!!" *starts sniping*
"i came~"
"So, I have to like, go and steal more of Patchouli's books because I'm in a reading mood. Wanna join me~?"
Reaping time!
I think I left my blowdr--LOG'D
"We sure showed those furry bastards who runs this Brawl! HIGH FIVE!"
Someday, I'll be there too, fighting with the best of them.
"Stupid hat! Why did it have to dump me in a pit of dinosaurs!?!?" :O
"You at least got some kind of excitement there."
"Oh boy!I'm vewy excited!"
"To get in mah stomach?"
" I ish inside a stomach! see the water? "
"My hair ups my defense by 20 points!"
"That a.. really great defense! I like it!"
"Do you like my new swimsuit?"
"Do you love my armor?"
" YES YES!!! but i want your armor off!! "
" I love my hair"
"Hmmmm...where is that naughty Akira? When I get my hands on him!"
"Googles are delicious"
That leaf...looks delicious. I mean leaf as in the teal-haired chick.
"Gonna save the universe! LETS [tornado fang]ing DO THIS [parasitic bomb]! HIGH FIVE!"
"You'll get nowhere close to accomplishing that without Aviator Blues' help!"
FFFFFFUUUUUU-
"Okay, I think we got that fly!"
What's....THAT?
"High five!" *slap* *BOOOOOOOM*
"Someone is stealing mah preys!?" O^O
"Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss...." 0v0
"Hehe, this book has booooooobiiiies"
"I still remember that day when I touched Mai boobies."
"Mai? owo What were they like, Mr. Howard?"
"like giant sacks of fat"
Drugs! :D
"Drugs, huh? I want me some of that."
Archer:"MUST FIND TOILET"
"Who, me?"
"Oh god, you're tall"
"What would you think of me, if I were that tall?"
"I'd turn way too many shades of red"
it must be [twin slasher] O' CLOCK.
[tornado fang] YEAH! REAL AMERICAN HEROES! XD
"NORMAAAAANNN!"
Stella?
"And we ditched that pussy! HIGH FIVE!"
"Well then, who do I use my X-ray goggles on?"
"It's me of course!"
"Oh boy! I can see them!"
"Yes...YESSSS! behold my beauty!"
"BEAUTIFUL! LOVELY!"
Welcome this weeks portraits of androdgemo
"Would you like some [twin slasher] with that?"
"I also ordered unlimited fries!"
"I Luvs me sum fries!"
"That's our dinner in hell!"
"It's still delicious [dark hold]!"
"I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!"
"Oh, but I'm still victorious in the end!"
"I'm gonna love this fight soo much!"
"Well, the first victim is Sakura.... who's next!"
"Was that [twin slasher]?! OMFG! I LOOOVE [twin slasher]!"
[twin slasher] is not good for the soul
"My hair can be useful for [twin slasher], don'tcha know?"
No it cant its not good enough!
"Nonsense! My hair cannot get any better!"
"My blonde hair is better!"
"Wow! Forget just the hair! You are-!"
"Oh yeah.... my hair is white and im bleedin right now....."
"I'M THE ONE WHO MADE YOU BLEED!"
"Eww, its raining blood."
"Because I sniped off the head."
"Oh Hisui!" *slurp*
"Lovin' dat maid!"
"I love my flying swords! How awesome are they? They're swords! And they FLY!"
"Oh yeah!? Well I got a living organism living inside my body! How's that for coolness!?" [eyebrow]
"...That almost made me lose my appetite for delicious cake."
"Somehow, that doesn't surprise me."
"Want a bite of my baguette?"
"But I can't eat food!"
"I can! Gimme that baguette!"
"If I run away with it, I can have it all for myself."
"Noone should ever eat that baguette..." *post apocalyptic world seen on the background*
"But I love the baguette!"
"Oh, I love it too, especially if a duck is involved!"
"You like it to? I love you!"
"Hah, you activated my trap card! Mirror force!"
"My favorite card!"
"Oh Hokaro. Will our love ever shine like a blossom?"
"And I'm looking directly at the sun. At least these goggles actually work!"
"Why do my head tilts like this?"
"Because it's cute!"
*wind blows* "I hope no one sees my underwear."
*Head shot!*
Love comes in all shapes... and forms.
"Oh yes.Like me,the Gilgamesh epik~
Meow~ =3
"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!" *HIGH FIVE*
*Samus changes into a Morph Ball*
*Snake dies*
"Snake? Snake?! ... SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
"Try our all new brand of RPM Kitty Food, Real Pussy Mix. Your kitty will nibble on this for hours, and they'll thank you for it in the end."
LOLWUT
"Gimme five!"
"Gimme your heart!"
"X, my information tells me that the dragon wants to steal your hearts. Find them before he/she/it finds them or you'll never have a complete lifebar!"
"Oh god... I can't stand to look into the sun anymore."
"Oh dont worry,i will launch myself to the sun and blow it up"
"I SHALL STOP YOU."
"OH NO YOU DON'T!"
"X,stop them immediately before they destroy all of us!"
"RAAAWR No one will stop me!"
"Oh really now?" *head shot*
"X... we need some help over here."
"Dude, trenchcoats are awesome!"
"I should know, I practically wear one." [eyebrow]
"Badass school uniform is better imo."
"It would seem X would think otherwise."
"I wear school uniform too!"
"X, I need you to get one for me too."
"Look at me, just look at me..."
"No, Look at MEEE~! -Sparkle-"
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
"X. There is an annoyance problem I need you to take care of."
"I hope she's not talking about me..."
"Quick, let's distract them - POSE!"
"... I already am..."
"SHOWDOWN of FATE."
"Hmm, sounds delicious!"
"Get me front row tickets, X!"
"Sorry, all the tickets are fully booked."
"...Do you really want to make me upset?"
"Can you tell if I'm upset?"
"I don't know - can you tell if I'm CCCRRRAAAZZZYYY?!"
"Yes... Verily so..."
"Oh. Well, that's too bad."
"Hmm, did you just say candy?"
"Candy...? Candy! X!"
X: ;O;
"Please don't stare. I'm aware that I have Christina Ricci's forehead."
"Crud! Why didn't you tell me sooner!?"
"Because I'm evil. No, really."
"I see... You're evil..."
"if you're evil, what am I?"
"An image on my computer screen, from what I can see. Good lord, the artifacts on this thing! Are you using some super-old webcam or something?"
"Nonsense! I'm the first to get all the new tech stuff!"
"That I made!"
"I can only wonder if the quality of the workmanship is worth it..."
"Looking at my reflection... It is not..."
"Huh? That can't be, I never fail!"
"Looks like you just did."
"Ehehehe, that's impossible!"
"Not it isn't! -Isn't that right, X?"
"I'm confused by all of you..."
"I'm.... DARKNESS!"
"X, there's a strange reading over there, do check it out!"
"No, No, No, NO, NOO!"
"....yes!~"
"... Did you say something X?"
"He did... hehehehehehEHEHHAHAHAHAHAH!"
My name's Akane and I--WILL DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN.
"Hell yeah!"
"Gender bender hell yeah!"
"I hope you're not too busy, X; but we're out of milk. Could you get some more on the way back from the Melda Ore Mines?"
"This Melda Ore Mines is not on my world map! HOW?"
"Yes, X. Care to explain?"
"Contacts. That's what makes my eyes orange."
:o
"Really?"
"Oh c'mon. This book has a serious printing error in it! I'm taking it back..."
"That's a bit harsh.."
"How is it harsh? The book had a printing error. Would you read a book with a printing error?"
"Er...I guess not...." ???
"I would. Nothing else to do."
"You poor man..."
"Hehe, by comparison I'm quite wealthy!"
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that bad use of puns..."
"And I'll pretend I don't look like Severus Snape."
"Do I look like Jennifer Aniston?"
"No. Do I look like Matt le Blanc?"
"Who is that?"
"A fusion! Who me? Not me! Then who?!"
-in her mind- "Ignore that crazy old man... Just put on a smile..."
FFFFUUUSSSIIOONN HOOOOO!
"FUSION HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
*fusion*
"FACE THE POWER OF SNAMUS!"
"HA! I'm prettier than you!"
"I see boobies!" 0v0
"You'd better not get any ideas."
"Careful if you think I am just a dumb blonde."
"You die now."
"Hehe, I like death."
"I'm just darkness. How sad."
"Fantasise all you want, I'm not doing THAT!"
"Now I'm a real boy with a green skin!"
"Oh dear, that can't be healthy..."
"I'll cook some healthy food just fine!"
"Don't worry, that's what X is here for."
"Listen to my song!"
NANA: "Hey, X, Can you-"
X: "GODDAMMIT, DO IT YOURSELF, WOMAN!"
"Wanna hear me play Smoke On The Water?"
"Hey, there is a concert over there! Let's go!"
"You'll take me, right?"
*Plays God Knows*
"Suddenly, I remember the time when I was 18... good time."
"X, hurry! Go get her autograph!"
"Oh, damn! I'm young!"
"I'm 1000 years old sadly."
"How old are you X?"
"Not as old as this metal I'm using to create this guy, I'll bet!"
"Sing... Sing a song..."
"I - can't! ;O;"
"Hey, my guitar is not tuned!"
"X, did you tune up your buster beforehand?"
I WILL TUNE UP THE WHOLE WORLD! MWA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Not if I stop you! *log'd*"
"Doesn't hurt at all! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Y'know, I never realised X's nose was that big...."
"Let's kick some butt!"
"Let's not."
"Oh, this? I can't actually play it. It's just for show."
"C'mon! Lets kick people's asses!"
"Let's snipe them instead."
"Violence is no good, let me sing you a song about it."
"Please don't."
A am lacking pigmeeeeent
"Logs.. I HATE THEM."
"Let's sing... The Log Song!"
MWAHAHA! I'm the best!!!!!
Im the cutest! >U<
"And I'm dead sexy!"
"I'm Sexy"
"I'm delicious!"
"Me too!"
"This book says that cake is delicious? I thought it was a lie?"
"According to my recent researching, it's NOT a lie."
"Well, that's just me thinking aloud when I was watching two cats mate."
"Only half my face shows :("
"Let me show you my song~"
"I shall laugh along to it!"
"Chalachalachallalalalala!"
"Hey Nana, I thought I heard somet... you're not even listening are you?"
"That's good..." "CHALALACHALALALALA!"
"Hey X... uh, wait I forgot."
"Soon, the world will come under my spell of song!"
"AWESOME!"
"X! You need to stop her!"
" ;O; what about me?"
"Oh look! A desperate person!" *la la la*
"Just let me end his life..."
"I could make him into my underling!"
"Is that so, doctor?"
"It is so. Now, how do I look?"
"So perfect, that I have to sing a song for you!"
Nana is sexy!
"Love, at first sight."
@Akira
"Let me have a lick on your frosting, shota-kun~"
"I bite you first, loli-chan~"
@Wily II
"Hehe, the cake... the lie will become the lied-on!"
"Me no care cake, me care licking you!"
I'm Dr.Wily II..... I'm sexy!
"I think you're sexier <3"
"Do I look fat in this?"
".......Yes!"
"You'll have to.. forgive me, if I don't agree."
"I'll just sit on this bench and ponder on what you just said..."
"-wave finger- it's not good to be out by yourself... certian old men might try something -wiggles eyebrows-"
"That's it! Super Saiyan time!"
"Oh don't mind me, I just look fabulous in leather."
"Akira POUNCE!"
I'm PB!! I'm PBlicious!
"You're my lovely cheese!"
"Sigh... I wish my delicious sister VixyNyan would come back now so I could snuggle her all over her body..."
Quote from: borockman on May 04, 2009, 03:48:11 PM
"You're my lovely cheese!"
That's cake... you know, the ones you eat for dessert, it's not a lie. >U<
♥ Nyan ♥ ♥ Meow♥ ♥ Mew♥ <3
"...I wanna eat you."
"Don't you dare touch my cake!"
"This chair is really comfortable."
HADOUDAN!!
"You complete me~"
"That made me hungry."
Dr. Wily II = AHHHHH! Metools!! NO!!!
Michael Roa Valdamjong : REIGAN!!!
"Oh no. I poured milk all over your body!"
"Good job!"
"And now time to suck blood!"
"I think I'm just going to sit here."
Nana= I love my chair! <3
"And... I love you~<3"
" I love my Robot Masters"
"I think that heart is actually cookie dough!"
"That's awesome!"
"SOKIDAN"
"Oh Akira, I love your Chocolate Frosting Hair Spikes!"
PB: "Oh, Akira~ you look so tasty. Can I lick you, please?"
♥ Bite <3 ♥ ♥ Nyan! >///< ♥
"You're the only cookie in my heart!"
"I wouldn't mind a cookie right now.."
"I'll go grab that cookie!"
I´ll go grab some robots cuzz I´m too lazy to build my own...or too stupid
"Here comes scissors!"
"Sniping's better that cutting..."
Mwa-ha-ha-ha...just try it, it´s really stimulating
"Scissors can deflect bullets!"
"Damn dogs pooping up my lawn."
"Damn cat need to be hack and slashed!"
'You want some? Get me a chocolate bunny!"
"You gonna get [tornado fang]'d up."
"Wow, this is surely hot and steamy!"
"You're referring to me, correct?"
"Ehh...ehm.. I guess..." *while holding Ciel tightly*
"Do you like the chair?"
Yes, very much so.
"I wear the shades! Now I. CAN. BE. MECHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" :W
"This thing MUST end somewhere..."
"Love and peace yay!"
"Of course you'd say something like that.."
"Hmm, what did you say? I'm not listening."
"Because you're too busy staring?"
"Stareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
"Stareeeeeee back to you..."
"You will never win me in this."
"Oh yeah!? Just watch me!"
*STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!* :o
"Okay, whatever."
"Urmphhh, this is gonna be huge!"
"Heh, this I would love to see."
"Not with Sheriff Wily in town!"
"I surely need a sheriff right now!"
"Oh really? I'll get X."
"X is not needed with me here."
"I have swords, you were saying?"
"And I have a heart. Your point?"
"Then let me stab it with this sword of mine!"
MWAHAHA! MISION COMPLETE!
I am Neko round!
And I am Neko cuboid!
And together we are the Neko geometery sisters!
"Snip snip around the house!"
"Stop running so that I can get a good shot at you..."
"A snipping kitty...how interesting.... I must add this to my list of enemies to create!"
"I guess the name would be... Kittyman?"
"Hmmm... I like kitties~ Kitty man sounds so cute too..."
"I. AM. THE. [chameleon sting]ing. TSUKUNE!"
"He's nothing compared to my X..."
"THIS CANNOT BEEEE!"
"What exactly happened to my left arm?"
I ate it!
"Heh, then I'll just have to get it back!"
"I'll bite your neck!"
"I'd like to see you try!"
"You know, I'd probably like that."
"Eh... a kiss?..........ok..." *blush*
"Oh, blushing! So cute~"
"Isn't it just?"
"Im so pretty with my cat ears! :3 "
"Cats!? I HATE CATS!"
"You WHAT?!"
"how could he hate Cats..?"
"I just do. DEAL with it."
"No! I won't accept it!"
"Same here!" *activates unlimited blade works*
"Hmmm... wonder how youll be with a few hundred swords in your chest?"
"Hundreds? too few!"
"This is getting interesting~"
"Luckily I have a front row seat!"
"I'm so glad you love your front row seat..."
"FRONT ROW IS AWESOME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"My seat is still the best though. Obviously."
"Yellow robes are golden!"
"Golden... robe... Too... bright... Can't... aim... properly..."
"thats why I always have my trusty Wily sunglasses!"
"Those sunglasses look ridiculous."
"The way you said that... So manly... *blush*"
"Damn - so cute!"
Its so awesome I CANT SEE IT.
"Of course, we BLEW IT UP!"
So random, I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
I´ve killed another of my brothers....SCORE!
"Snip and Snipe."
"Someone said sniper?Im here~"
All your base are belong to.....wait a sec., is that a bubble gun in your hand? Please no-no--no don´t, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Who's running with scissors now?"
"Who shot down my plane!?"
"hmm... maybe it was that creepy guy? doesnt seem the sociable type..."
"IT WAS ME!"
"I KNEW IT, IT WAS YOU!"
"What of it?"
"Now that you know... You must DIE!"
"You can't kill me! I'm--"
*Strikes a glamorous pose*
"HANSOME!!! HA. HA. HA!"
"Mettaur Bomb!"
"Wow, now that's interesting!"
"I found it rather boring though."
"Mettaur bomb...hmmm...a novel idea."
"I cannot see where you can go with that idea."
"Want a 1UP Wily?"
Just come and grab that 1Up mwe-he-he-he
"You'll never catch me!"
"I think I almost got caught..."
Now I strike! Come to me, cutie!
"I'm hiding, guys."
"I don't need to hide, I can take care of this myself!"
"DOGPILE!" 8D
*Splat*
"And should I care about that?"
"YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT THIS 8)"
"NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ABS OF STEEL!"
"NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FUSION!"
"I'm not scared."
"Why should I scared?"
"Because Imma gonna flatten you with ma bode!" :W
"Just like how you keep flattening and destroying all my r/c toys, you jerk?"
"Well, I'm gonna get a KICK out of this then!"
"Vhat about mein armour? Vill you get a kick out of that?"
Everyone loves yaoi...except for real men like Dustin Hoffman, Chuck Norris, Dr. Wily,....
*insert Benny Hill's theme here*
"You're all MINE!"
No matter what, no matter what, I can´t defeat megaman
"But Cutman can!"
*Shot* Not anymore
"Run! Run! Run... why must I keep running?!"
"Because you're weak!"
"HOW ABOUT MY ULTIMATE ATTACK?!"
"I'm not impressed."
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
epic power battle in three...two...one... 8D
"What about me?"
"You just watch!"
"I can't JUST watch! I gotta join INNN!"
"Heh, you are so weak."
"You say that to I, an alien?!"
"Yes, because I have the Crimson Moon behind me."
but, really... do you know who I am...?"
"Not like I care, you will lose."
"Attack, my minions!"
Say "AAAAHH..." 8D
"'Aaaahhh'....?"
"Silly mortal fool."
"why do you walk around without your shirt on! HMPH! kids these days... so indecent!" *veinpop*
"That... what is that?"
"My chest. LOOK AT IT!"
"Well, I got hair chest!"
"Ooh! Hair chest! This'll bag me a bundle!"
"You say it as if I care."
"My chest is hairless. Smooth as a baby's ass."
"Greedo need hairchest..."
"CANNONBALL GLOMP!"
"No matter what you do it won't stop the world from being mine."
"I can do nice graffiti!"
"Who cares about graffiti?! I care about HER!"
"It could also be read as Aoa!"
"BANZAI!"
I love my hair!
"...Are you going to eat me later?"
"Not if I have a bite first...!"
Nyan! Nyan! *snuggle* <3
"Cake love cookie!"
+w+ Attack!
"Hm, do you think we need more milk and creme?"
Nyan! *lick* <3
"Hamburger will be jealous seeing this..."
You are mine! +w+
Love at first sight. owo
That's the last time I visit Emerald Hill Zone...
"The truth behind Toad's mushroom hat."
Body Slams! A fool proof way to tell some one you like'em 8D
"High 5! C'mon... anyone?"
Come on, wouldn't you be able to trust this face? [eyebrow]
"I would!"
So suave owo
"Hey! Can I look like him too?"
Mmmm...sure, just come a little closer. bVd
"AFROOO TIMEEE!"
QUICK ATTACK! +w+
"You look absolutely scrumptious!"
"Hmm? Are you refering to me...?" bVd
Note to Self: Repair drink dispenser...
Hey, This isn't really an afro. Its a shroom head Painted Black! Neat Huh?
Ping Pong, the best sport since it's self 8D
"So, can I put my arm down yet?"
"Shirts are for squares!"
Force Fields FTW 8D
"Disco Toad, at your service!"
"What am I doing?" -u-'
:P
owo
"My afro is so hip, even Sagat has it!"
(Street Fighter Sagat? 0v0)
When cool wrestling ideas...go hilariously bad
"I am going to kill you."
"look into my eyes!"
"I will rip your heart from your chest."
"I'll swoon you, and swoon you good!"
"I hear human tastes good."
This shirt shrank...alot! -_-
"I wish my hair was bigger!"
If only my shirt could come off...
"I wish my hair would come off."
"I use Herbal Essence."
"I use Red Bull!"
"borockman used Glomp! It's super effective!"
"Hmm, this glomp...can I do it too?"
"Join me and find out!"
"Uh, Yeah, about that."
"What is it? I'm busy... posing sexily!"
"I too have a sexy pose, see!?"
"This is better."
Open shirts are the smexiest thing since smex
"Yaayyyyy!!!!!!!"
"THIS IS FUUN!"
"I... will show you fun."
What is fun? *glass shatter* A miserable little pile of ::)
"You broke my favorite glass!" >_<
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~"
"MWAHAHAHA!!!" (How Dr.Wily is having fun)
Now it´s time for my fun
"Panic everyone! Run around the house! We're going to get sniped! 8U"
Who lives and who dies...
"I got afro hair! You can't make a head shot."
*BANG!* Multi Kill! 8D
"You can't kill me. :P"
Heihachi.. whoops ::)
"Miss me, miss me! Loser! :P"
"Darn! Stop moving so much!"
Screw sniping, I will use my Eyebrows to kill you [eyebrow]
"LET ME SNIP THEM OFF YOU!"
Robots,Robots,Robots! HAHAHAHA!
Love can be in any shape.
the hit is precise and deadly bVd
Hello mah fools!
I have abs. They are womanly.
"Whoa, that's so satisfying!"
"MUST...RESIST...ah screw it!"
*POUNCE!!!*
"I need to pounce something..."
"JOIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~"
"Yes, I have shaved my hair. It looked too/i] wiley for me." -_-
I'm next to shave my hair!
"Shave my hair?! NO WAY!"
"I want to touch your luxurious hair~"
"What? my mustache? sure!"
"Here I commmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
"Does the grey make my hair look big?"
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Me want big hug."
*Takes helmet off* "SURPRISE!"
"SURPRISE INDEED!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1788/insane.png)
Random sprite animations makes any ones day complete
Quote from: White-Jet on May 12, 2009, 01:17:08 AM
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1788/insane.png)
(this SO needs to be added as an official smiley. XDX)
"they sure do!"
"I'll avenge you Theresa!"
"YOU'RE MINE, EHEHEHEH~!"
"pfft... stupid idiots... REAL men fight with their shirts open."
"No, Claymore is the real choice for the real warrior!'
"But can a real warrior dodge THIS!?"
"Hand CHOP! not so fast Megaman!"
"Need... To... Fall... FASTER!"
"I can fly! High! Into the sky!"
"I wanna fly, fly me up so high!"
"I CAN FLY! (And I positioned myself so that if I do fall... well, it's not a bad thing! ;))"
"Wait... are you glomping me!?"
"YES! YES I AM~"
"I'M LOVIN' IT!"
"COME TO ME!"
"COOOOOMING~"
"I'm one cool and sexy guy~"
"That's why I want to glomp you~"
"Oh damn, not so close!"
"So, do I look glompable?"
"More so then me, yupyup!"
"Then... *adjusts sunglasses* ... My job is done."
No it isnt! Not on my watch!
"Oh yes I'm watching your every moves!"
"But you didn't see this coming!"
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING WITH MY WILY GLASSEStm
"IMMA GONNA KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO EVERYTHING"
"I think... *adjust sunglasses* your brain doesn't cut it anymore." YEAHHHHHHHHH!
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ indeed!"
"Oh man, oh man. I'm just soo cool. YYYEEAAAHHHH.... yeah."
"Hey! *adjust* you're stealing my punchline!" Yeahhhh!
"I'LL [twin slasher] BEAT HIM FOR YOU!"
"And thus... *adjusts* ... You fell for my trap." YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~
"Nothing compares to my picture on the wall."
"Do I look like Kristoph Gavin to you?"
"Mahahahaha.....soon, Fido will learn the price of crossing me!"
The true power of purple and white clothes is...
"With this afro hair, no one can stop me!"
Sniper Cat!
Fruit Kittens!
Kittens and Snipers, the perfect combination! 8D
My hair! ....... is sexy! [eyebrow]
Are we too sweet?
Neva! 8D
"Saturday night here I come!"
I'm a coming for ya!
"I'll be waitin'!"
"I've been waiting for too long!"
"MEGA ULTRA SUPER DUPER GLOMP ATAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Ultra cool sunglasses activate!
"Afro power activate!"
"Glomp power, go!"
"I can't see anything with this sunglasses. Perfect."
"Get ready to be stabbed Kojima!"
"I failed the Spider Jump! OH NOZ!!!!" :O
"Hm. Maybe I should jump?"
"You sir... *adjusts* ... Shouldn't try that." YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
"I need silence in this court of justice!" *smashes gavel*
"LET ME BE YOUR GAVELLLLLLLLLL~"
"Damnit, man! My ears!"
"Hmm? you ears? not my business."
"BUT I AM!"
"You sir... Should stop that."
"This helmet should protect me from harm..."
"Let's test it out thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~"
"I never knew eating killing Megaman is this easy!"
Glooomp, glooomp, it´s better than bad it´s good
"I'll cut you into 17 pieces!"
"Strange... Why 17?"
"Because 17 is evil!"
"I... Do not see your logic."
He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy's hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease. Wily stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Megaman smirked, then said "It's come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I'll kill you rather painlessly." Megaman had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Wily burst into a laugh, as Megaman looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his white hair and moustache turned a blonde color, and his eyes turned green. Megaman reeled in horror. Wily continued laughing, then finally said "Megaman! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!" Wily had become a Super Saiyan.
"... Very interesting."
"Isn't it just?"
[objection!] A saiyan´s hair is always black , even in old age!
"Someone say hair!? Let's cut it!" :V
Quote from: Michael Roa Valdamjong on May 13, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!
(LOL Street Fighter Movie reference :D)
"Not mine, takes 3 tubs of gel to slick it back like this!" -_-
"It takes 5 in my case."
This is how I get my hair to have that awesome wind blown look
"Heya all! I'm just your friendly neighbourhood afro!"
"And I'm just your evil neighborhood alien!"
"Did I hear something?"
"Well, there was some crazy two tailed fox thing running around with an egg beater. Kids these days!"
"meowlicious baby!"
"I need a tan."
"NOWAI"
"Ahahahahaha, what a stupid face!"
"You bore me."
"So do you... milady."
"Now you're talking!"
"It's all bullshit!"
But i am splashwoman!
"This is my hair, and it's long!"
"I can see that..."
"Hmm, this picture looks alive..."
"I think I heard something from it."
"Do you like my sunglasses?"
"I would like a pair myself."
"I see something blue and puffy!"
Hello, capcom...no, no, I´m glad to be part of the Robot Masters but I always get stalked and people draw porn of me...I-I can´t take it any longer....please, help me
CUT! CUT! CUT! :W
Cuteness to the Nth degree anyone? owo
"This mushroom taste like afro!"
Being a new robot master sure is boring...
Sexy Hair! Oh Yeah!
Cookies and Cake Hyper Cuteness Combo! 0v0
Dress up your mushroom in three easy steps!
1. Stuff an oversize afro on the bulb of the mushroom.
2. Stick glasses on the side of the mushroom.
3. Stab a comb anywhere on the afro.
There! It's that simple! 8D
"I'm... gradually accepting my fate as an avatar."
"I'm still not accepting it."
"Brain control!"
"Whatever."
*writes Splashwoman on his Death Note*
"Well, you say whatever."
"Fool. You really think that's my real name?"
"Oh well, Misa come here for a second."
"I will stare into her soul..."
"This is gotta be good!" [eyebrow]
"Let me stare into your soul too, doctor..."
"Hehe! Just as Planned."
"Hoi! You're stealing my punchline!"
"Do I look like I care?"
"You do indeed! Very much so!"
"I'll become the God of the new world!"
"...and?"
"And... You get free apples!"
"Oh, apples? Excellent."
"Watashi wa kami-da"..." XD
Nyoro~<3
"I'm hot and naked!"
"Oh my god..."
"I'm also an alien!"
"This is too much to handle..."
"Not to mention drawn ugly in red marker!" 8D
has many (too many?) crazy shenanigans :D
"Saturday Night FEVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Watch as the sinister Dr. Wily shows you his back and laughs in Japanese! It's so EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! [eyebrow]
"Great... Even Mario wants to make my life even more miserable?"
Random=True Evil? -_-
"Hmm, meatball's looking goo- wait...WHERE IS MY MEATBALL!?"
"I do not like meatballs."
"I'm in fact loving it!"
"....Do I look like I care...?"
"MA-RI-OOOOOOOOOOOO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"
"I pity that man."
"Our eyes looks similar...no, it's identical!"
"I cannot believe it..."
"Believe it! My glasses are TINTED!!!!!11!!!" 8D
"I wonder if Peach is in here..."
"Ooh~ Peach~ I want to meet her!"
" *sigh* she's a nobody... I'm prettier than her. "
"Did someone say prettier? Yep, that's me!"
"I may not be the prettiest, but I am the smartest!"
"Heh, that's what you think."
"...what the hell happened to my face?"
"You have one?"
"Yes! In fact, this is it when I was 18."
Hmmm...what would a random anime character do?
There's only room for one pair of scissors here!
"I hate the word scissors!"
"I wouldn't mind scissors...if I had enough hair for them...."
"Goddamn you Mario."
"Ok, what he did is unforgivable!"
"Who cares?"
"Yeah no one really cares."
"Exactly, now lets caring even less."
"Or we could do the other thing!"
"You? what can you do?"
"What do you think?"
Bishie guys don´t have to think
"They just have to run from me."
"You are not worth my time."
"Hey, look! I'm Watari!"
"But Watari is dead!"
"So is Elvis, your point?"
"Nonsense."
"Look at mah muscles!"
"I am not amused with your silly muscles...."
"ME EAT MUSSELS!"
(8D)
"I am sooo smart~!"
"and so do I."
"I'll just act pretty here..."
"Court is in session!"
"Oho, easy 10000 zenny then!" *shot*
"I heard nothing."
"Then, I'll take your blood!"
"I'm so scared... Not."
"hmph. there is no need for tricks."
"You are the one playing tricks on me."
"Don't lie to me!"
What? Nsync doesn´t exist? Someone´s getting a death note
"We scissors can get rid of ghosts in no time!"
"Not if I can snipe it first..."
"OH YEAHHHHHHH~ Time to dance the night away~"
Screw the world domination, I will get the big cheese, from the MOON! *plays the Duck Tales moon theme*
I can cut your lawn?
"But don't cut us fruits!"
At you Hous, sniping da fruitz
"At your house, cutting the trees."
"In this white space, looking completely bored...."
"In this avatar space, really bored."
"Time to stop this nonsense!" *wears cowboy hat*
"Why a cowboy?"
"Because cowboys are more dumber than i am,thats for sure."
"ME EAT COWBOYS!"
"It'll be a sight to behold!"
"Oh our god!"
"I don't believe in God!"
"No way!"
For your information...God is cute~
"ME NO SEE GOD"
Watashi wa,KAMI DA!!!Oh wait,im Wily not Albert....
"I eat God for breakfast."
"You can't do that!"
MWAHAHA! I'm the best!
"Mmmmmm, I'll take the Vanilla Frosted Cookie, with Chocolate Nipples!"
"Who wants to go to Butter Prawn Jacuzzi?"
*holds breath*
Okay! Got' em!
"I wish this dream comes trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS *to the tune of Digital Love*
I'm Sexy! PBlicious!
"And you look just delicious~<3"
"Yeees, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!...oh wait, not the charged shot! Noooo, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"I got you now!"
"No, I got you now!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
"I got you!"
Red shells. my one weakness...how did you know?
Mario:"What's gonna happen if I ate this mushroom?"
it's a four person free for all!...vs screen :D
"DAH AFRO IS GOD, MAN."
"After I take over the world, I'll get an afro and be god!"
"Not if I slice off your head first!"
"Check out mein pecs!"
"Image... Too... Unreal... *pop*"
"I just saw a nice view."
"We want to see it too!"
"NEIN! You are not strong enough!"
I don´t care...I just want my drink
"Who chase who?"
"We don't know!"
"Why am I in jail!!??"
"We don't know that either!"
But Ich know zeverything!
"The scissors shall guide me!"
"Why not let me guide you?"
"No! I can guide myself!"
"You are a fool for believing that."
"I'm no fool! I'm a alien!"
"I do not believe in such things."
"I need the money, you know. -shrug-"
My name is *enter random anime emo name here*, you killed my father, prepare to die
Is running with scissors bad? maybe...
Scissors? I do not even need scissors, my hair is sexy! [eyebrow]
they all laughed when they thought a cookie and a cake wouldn't make a cute couple... bVd
I AM EDIBLE.
Kappa's...using Kuppo as a bone shattering technique since ancient times 8D
'Sup?'
"see my eye? This is why you don't fool around with laser pointers!" :W
Power-up Rejected for New Super Mario Bros. #1: Afro Mushroom
Red shell drivers cost people hundreds of dollars in slapstick comedy every year...
"Sounds like a dialogue between Raphael and Leonardo."
>Red Vs. Blue
oh lol
"The surf board is moving around..."
NOT ANYMOAR!!!
"Not so fast!"
"Oh no!"
"The moon looks especially beautiful tonight."
"Look out! The moon is falling on us!"
"Oh snap, Laharl is at it again!"
"No! Not Laharl!"
"Not if I do something about it... I think."
"Laharl? I'll take care of him."
"Please hurry!"
"Please don't!"
"Hmm, no need for haste!"
"But, it will be too late!"
"Exactly - his power, IT'S OVER 9000!!"
"Power is unmeasurable, hence you don't know if his power is really over 9000."
"But since we're 4 people... that will become 4 times stronger...!"
"All we need is the power of LOVE~"
"ME EAT LOVE FOR BREAKFAST"
"..Hey look, I'm on paper!"
"....so what?"
"GAH! I HATE PAPERCUTS!"
"I hate YOU!"
"Childish."
"WTF am I doing?!"
"Really,what were you fighting for?"
"Ehh.. RAWR!"
"Oryahhhh!"
"!! What the!!"
"Crazy people. You are not needed in this world."
"L-like me?"
" Lets read : "The end is Near." ?!?. What kind of a sick joke youre [tornado fang]ing around with me.
"Sniper Joe got some moves!"
"WOW! What a Joe!"
"Not as good as me.."
"Not as good as me too."
"I AM A NICE GUY REALLY!"
"Eh, you reminds me of someone..."
"IT'S LIDNER RIGHT? I'M MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE SECOND L."
"VERY suspicious..."
"Alien is always suspicious."
I can hear through my mouth. PHYSICS!
"YOU DARE DEFY ME!?"
"...no."
"Scared of a penguin? Wimp."
"Ahahahaha, perfect!"
"NO THIS IS PERFECT.'"
"What is this nonsense?"
"THIS IS CAKETOWN!"
"NO... I AM A PRINNY!"
THEN IM WILY!!MWAHAHAHAH!!
"I'm a dragon, hear my great and thunderous roar!" *meow*
"...that was pathetic."
"I have to agree."
I WILY NEVER AGREE"S!!!
"YOU WILL AGREE!"
"Agree or not,nothing changes...."
"ME CHANGE LANDSCAPE WITH ROAR"
"Thanks.Now I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD more easily!!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Calling home
"Eat scissors!"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I as the Judge told you to!"
"I have the right to not listen to you."
"No. You don't."
"Nonsense."
"It is not!"
"It all make sense, you're just too inadequate at thinking."
Excellent. Release the rainbows....of DOOM! :W
"It seems like there is hair, sunglasses, and a comb on my cake."
"Shall I cut it now?"
"What? Unicorns can't be evil? I WANNA SUE!!!" hee-hee...just as planned....
"I am waiting for Yoshi to appear now..."
"Are they still staring at us?"
"Yeah... they are..."
"I'd wish they stop or else I'll be forced to put my stiletto in someone's eye socket..."
"Free stilettoes for everyone~"
"You'll regret that. Very much."
"Like I care."
"HAHA! Fooled you, I was Vile all along!"
"Oh dear... I have split ends..."
"Kch, you make me sick."
"No, you make me sick."
"Well that's just too bad!"
"Is that so?"
"This kid looks innocent now... but in the future..."
"In the future... JUST AS PLANNED!"
"Do you want to know my true identity?"
"I MUST RECRUIT HIM TO DO MY BIDDING! NYEHHHHHHHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"A... Unicorn?"
"My robots are soo cool!"
"Near, with more bishie."
"Hehe... Soon, bishies will rule the world!"
"Plan Overruled!"
"Hehe, I planned that as well!"
...Yes, I was a cameo in Pokémon, but I got to use a [tornado fang]ing Electabuzz... -_-...yeah I know, lame excuse
"You know whats the best Pokemon? Scissors."
"That's not even a Pokemon."
You will feal the wrath of Dr. Number....I mean Wily
"Feel the wrath of scissors man!"
Just as evil as Naraku from Inuyasha
"You know where I'm gonna stick these?"
"Well, where? I'm curious."
"Somewhere VERY nice!"
"Is it over 9000 km in distance!!!???"
"Hehe, it's a lot closer than you think!"
"Oh that's cute."
"Yes... You fell for my trap!"
"That's what you think!"
"You people and your banter..."
"Hmph. You're too simple minded to understand."
"You are the simple-minded one."
"So you say, but at least I'm in 3D!"
Well , I AM 4-D!!
"What am I then? only a mere 2D..."
So evil, it doesn't matter that my headset isn't near my ear! >BD
"But is that unicorn more badass than me? guess not!"
Im badass!
"I was given this hair style by Model Z. I swear."
"What are you looking at!?"
Sunlight Unicorn to Sapphire Pegaseus, over.
Pink earphones... 8)
Pink comb.
I can't win against this guy!
I can't win against this girl!
"Ok, now this is getting ridiculous!"
"Who can beat these girls!?"
"Who knows? I do but you don't know that!"
"Oh, I know who."
"Hehe, I highly doubt that!"
"You doubted I could fly, too."
"You can fly?"
"Yes, I can fly! My hair are wings!"
"That should be worth a lot in the black market..."
"I'll never share it!"
"I should just report you to the authorities."
"They'd never beat me, I'm a Super Saiyan!"
"Supersaiyan is illegal in 27 states!"
"And Wily is out of the way, just as I had manipulated it to be so."
"Well, that's actually good for society."
"Hehe, that's what they all think!"
"These prison bars... they're OVER 9000!!!???"
"Again, nonsensical babbling."
"Yeah you're right. Well, not to me anyway."
I´m too bishie to wear underwear todaaaay
"That means, UNDIES CUTTING TIME!"
"Just as Plan-Wait what?!"
*sigh* "Dandruff..."
"You wished you had hair like mine! :P"
"Dandruff is so 50 years ago...." sniff.
"Hehe, soon, all of them will have ticks!"
"Hmph. You wish."
"What kind of plan was that?"
"World Domination... [eyebrow]"
"Like you could do it!"
"Sounds fun." :P
"Hehe... Yes... YES!"
"I'm evil! No.. really! I am!"
Tehn ya wanna have a martini>?
"Martini!? act cool Aile, act cool..."
beautiful, even in a KO [eyebrow]
"Beautiful, even with a pink comb sticking out."
I am facing off against Luigi as his gloves are green.
"And I care about this.. why?"
I think my hair is getting in the way of my eyes.
"Is that his...?"
"I am going to be more than just a minor character for one game...aren't I...?" O^O
I need a feather to fight back.
"We just killed Laharl."
"NO! NOT LAHA... *punch'd*"
Behind this mustache, my muscles are rippling.
"... Wow..."
"Ohhhh, that's sooo punchable!"
Just like me! 8D
"Eat me and be prepared for consequences."
This is why they don't let you bring Roses into a boxing ring any more! 8D
"Pffffffft, roses. They dig the afro man, the afro!"
But of course! I still have no cameo in punch out *kidnapps referee mario*
"Chase them!"
"We got lost!"
"I think I lost a few teeth!"
"I'm the boxing master!"
"Boxing is overrated."
"No, you're overrated!"
"Oh just stop it."
"Very well, after I punch you in the face."
"My pretty face? ;w;"
"Hold still, and in a second your face won't be so pretty anymore."
"...I'd like to see you try, furball!"
"Owww. Note to self: don't ride it again."
"Yes, I'm staring at you!"
"So I slept with your wife an-GAAAAHH!"
"It's all your fault Dad!"
"Noooo! My face!"
Your face is worthless compared to mine
"Oh damn, Cutman is going to do weird things to me!"
"I can do worse things."
"Nothing can stop me now that I have boxing gloves!"
"Really now, would you hit this cute me?"
"What do you think? I got it didn't I?!"
FALCOOOOOOON PUUUUUUUUNCH!
But this is punch out, not F-Zero!
"I have no idea what the previous comment had do with the avatar it was a comment about! Also I'm running! Yay for running! I'm on speed! Whee~!"
You ignored me? Me?! How could you *evil stare*
"Because I have scissors!"
"and I have pretty eyes."
"Yeah so do I! And look what happened to me!"
"I pity you."
"Thank you, have a flowe-GACK!"
"You are such a loser."
"This old man still got it!"
"...are you kidding me?"
"Do my fallen teeth lie?"
"They won't after I smash them!"
"What's the point?"
"Because I'm tough!"
...But my stare will break you...literaly! 8D
"Nothing can break this 'fro yo."
This was the precise moment I came up with an idea for "BoxingMan"...
"Grooooovy"
"With an afro so big, I can't miss!"
Except if Megaman´s hiding under it
"I'll just cut him a new hairstyle then!"
Mine's always a fashionable choice. [eyebrow]
"Afros are THE style!"
I pity da fool who wants to take me on!
"Really...? You would hit a girl for taking you on? What gentlemen skill!" B(
"Hmmmm, looks like the Red X doesn't get Yoshi any special abilities...ah well.."
Maybe eating shrimp gives yoshi abilities!!! o~O
"Could be!" óVó
"If I'm going down, I'm going down...IN STYLE!!!" owob
"Why do you betray me YOSHIII!"
tell me yos- >3< *punched by said yoshi*
I hope I don't get eaten by Yoshi...
@White-Jet: You actually did get Yoshi in your avatar.
"What's so great about that..?"
"Let me take a look..."
"Well, after a lot of practicing and body building I'm finally ready to take you on, Megaman!" [eyebrow]
"... Why am I reading on Yoshi?"
*Punch down Hajime*
"Not anymore!"
"YAH! NOW I GET TO RIDE YOSHI!!!"
*POW*
"...Or not...."
"Now I can ride yoshi again!"
Little Mac: I WON'T LET YOU!
"NOW! WILY UPPERCUT!"
"UGH!!! HE GOT ME!!! But at least I'm going out in style!" óVó
"Ughh, this is so not cool!" >8|
"SPARKLE-LY~"
"I'm gonna punch you and you ain't gonna like it!"
"Oooh, scary! I'm more scary than you!"
"I'll show you scary!" *headshot*
"A headshot indeed..."
"I'll knock you out in one punch!"
I'll stare you down to the ground! B(
"These shades will protect me!"
*Scowls at the sunglasses*
"What are you looking at eh punk!?"
"Nothing now. This fist made sure of it."
Now stay down if you know whats good for ya. B(
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
See this chin, punch it. I dare ya! >8|
"Never gonna run around... And desert you~"
"I will go and make you cry, and I will say good-bye."
"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *pounce snuggle attack*"
Come on baby. you, me, and a tub of marinara sauce! [eyebrow]
I´ve been turned into a schroom and I know why eh eh
Because I got high Because I got high Because I got hiiiiiiiiiiigh >3<
"Where is the door?!"
"I don't know! I think we missed something here!"
Shake my hand, please!
"Yeah... I don't think so."
"I'll bitchslap you!"
Yeah, man sock him one!
"What was that stupidity?"
"Someone saying I couldn't box."
"Let me see your skill then."
"Which one? My boxing skills, or my kickboxing skills? I prefer Muay Thai more since there aren't as many restrictions...." [eyebrow]
"Anyone...please end my miserable life!"
"Mine just ended!"
"I need a punching bag."
"Don't look at me."
"Too late!" óVó
"What a punch~!"
"I can do better!"
"Like I care."
"You will after I do it to you."
"Try me."
"I have bigger fish to fry!"
"And I'm starting with YOU!"
*starts off with a glomp*
"IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
Oh, no have defeated meeee! ;^;
Cutman and Cutgirl, who could be more emo?
"Me."
"You called?"
"Wily Punch-ton attack!"
"That was rather lame."
"-Geh! Don't insult it!"
EMO boys can insult everything and everyone...even the pope
You are mine! [eyebrow]
"Let's be like this forever~<3"
"I can smash you fruities with this punch!"
"And I can just snipe you off!"
You will be TKO Wily style! >0<
Running with scissors...it never ends!
"This is a poisonous mushroom because it has fluffy hair."
"Let me snipe it, let me snipe it!"
"Not if I punch your lights out first!" óVó
"Yeah, well...you need a diet, 'cause you're fat! 'Cause you eat too much! So...screw you! I'm goin' to get dinner myself!"
'Dark clothes, giving vigilantes something to wear since 1938' óVó
"Let's disco!"
Why can't destroy Mettaur's helmet?
Because G.G geass'd it so that it cannot be destroyed.
"DESTROYYYYY!! is what I want to say, but no, I'm a peaceful creature."
"...I shoulda listened to Vega when I took up boxing...." >^<
"Me no like red cross box... Me like melons!"
"Oh, my punch is as hard as melon!"
"I have experienced it... It is true!"
"Want another?" [eyebrow]
"No thank... *FALCON PUNCH'D*"
"Falcon Punch, huh? -Prepares WILY PUNCH-"
Actually,i think Spinzaku's Falcon Kick is more powerful."
"IM THE MOST POWERFUL"
...but in the ring, I'm the most ingenious!
"My hairstyle is the most ingenious in the whole Mushroom Kingdom!"
"Mamma mia!"
"I am going to win. Why? Because I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."
"What did he just say?"
Now that I have their attention... >BD
"Talk to the 'fro man, to the 'fro."
No one had a clue that Dr. Wily II was moonlighting as a underground boxer...
"I wear sunglasses because my eyes are too cute for mere mortals."
I knocked out [tornado fang]ing Tyson! >0<
"Hm...that's nice...." B(
So are melons!
"Hmm, melon... I wanna try one!" *o*
"Now I can't eat melons!"
"Well so what? I can't eat my boxing gloves!"
"Why would you do that?"
"Because I'm Boxing Mad!"
Redheads are always the angry ones.
"How about green head?"
"How 'bout green gloves?"
*POW*
"Nope...didn't think so...." >3<
"Red X doesn't taste that good..."
"A rose is just as... OWW!"
"My gloves has became rose red after punching your face!"
"Glad to have helped... *KO*"
"But...but I hate violence!" :(
C-C-C-COMB-OH GOD ITS SWALLOWING MY HAND
"Argh! I burst a [hard-knuckle]ing blood vessel!"
"Because of what you see here?"
"I see what you did there...."
"What...THIS!?"
*Bork*
Where did you get that Yoshi?
"Is that really any of your business?"
"...could be..."
"...Don't bother me, I'm bust getting a drink."
"It's my right to see what you are doing."
"Bwahaha... my plan to make them argue is... Going just as planned... Heh, Heh, Heh..."
"Nya... This feels very soft..."
"Objection! it's made of rock!"
"rock? but All I see is pineapple..."
"Nyhe... Jelly..."
"It's excellent."
"If I keep doing this, I'll have a year's supply of pineapples!"
"I have no time for your juvenile shenanigans, now begone from my sight."
"Oh, you want this then?"
"HELL YEAH! BRING IT ON!"
"NO ONE MOVES KING HIPPO!"
"Yeah. I believe you. Although, one of my robots, maybe.."
"I'd like to see that happen."
"Not so fast!" *Hand slap*
"Need to be faster!"
"My hair is growing fast!" óVó
"Gah, how does he counter so fast!?"
"With my MIND!"
"And is this the doing of your mind?"
"Eh, who knows? BTW give me money."
"... No."
"YES!"
"Almost got his stomach..."
"Mmmmmm Wily Head tastes nummy!"
"What is this... barbarity?"
"...Hmm, the moon is especially large today. Good omen for taking over the world!"
"Oh MAN this feels GREAT!"
"I'm appalled at that kind of behaviour."
"Talk to the spanner, woman!"
"... is it made from paper?"
"Ah, sweet nectar!"
"The rose pin on my hair also got this nectar!"
"GIVE ME MORE!"
"No. Because you have a boner."
"That is intriguing..."
"It is really is.. wait, what? I lied."
"I hate liar."
"I'm lovin' it!"
"You make me sick."
"I'll grant you your three wishes, what would they be?"
"Can you get him to stop punching me? I'm getting sick...." ;^;
"Eat more melons."
"Come chill with mah homies!"
"I feel insulted."
"Blast that infernal Mega Man!"
"That... Megaman can never defeat me!"
"CURSE YOU GALAXY MAN!"
"Damn it! You were so caught up in it you punched me!"
"Hmph, loser."
"Ya call me a loser, but have ya seen the 'fro?"
"Very interesting hairstyle."
"Very interesting outfit..."
"Very interesting damage effect..."
"The most interesting outfit in the world."
"No, not wearing anything is more interesting!"
"I prefer tight-fitting ones with capes."
I am friends with Dr. Pepper!
"Green hair is the new hair colour."
"Green hair just means an easier target!"
"Retreat! Retreat! Fly! Fly!"
"You have no chance."
"I hope your not staring me there..."
"I REALLY hope you're not staring at me..."
this is what happens when you stare at people...you get punched by an underdog boxer and have pineapple come out of you!
You know what I do? I just spray some moose and shake. Thats how I get this.
*Stares* and I should care why?
"Because it makes me look cool!"
"Hmm, Nagato is cooler!"
"I'm laughing at how weak this punch is!"
"I'm laughing at you."
"You'll regret that!"
"Make me."
Umm... I think this is my bank code.
"Oh really? Got apples in it?"
"Who needs apples when I've the world!"
"OHGAWD THE PINEAPPLES ARE COMING BACK!! MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THEY WOULDNT HURT ME ANYMOREEEE"
"Hmmph, serves you right!"
"GAH! PINEAPPLES WILL HURT JOO!"
not as much as this counter!
*Victim of EXTREMEEE MAKEOVER!*
Pineapples, spewing out of Obese boxers since the 1980's....
"Pineapples are nothing compared to moi!"
Now, feel my power!
"Of DISCO FEVER!"
"I finally beat Megaman... the World is mine!"
"After you defeat Pain that is."
"My stomach is just going to reflect the punch!"
"That's amazing."
"My teeth is amazing!"
"Amazing! Pineapples!"
"Yes that truly i- what the hell happened to my face?!"
"You screwed up."
"Your boner - I hate it. Seriously. No joke."
"Your boner, I love it! seriously."
"A UFO is abducting my head!"
"Hehe, then just let me use my swords on it!"
"No! Let my loli harem make themselves useful!"
"Then let me just pose sexily on this chair then~"
*Perverted face lvl 5 activate!"
"This is my pervert face!"
"Now I know... I must be more perveted!"
"No! That can't be!"
"I've transcended perverted face."
"Mine's still the best!"
"Nya~ Stop looking at us like that..."
"That look - IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!"
Yes, I know I am bishonen and I look like a girl.
"Who cares about you?"
*Blush* Well, I do.... owo
"All I care about is scissors."
"Don't be late either way!"
Bwahahaha... NOone can stop me now that I have RUFFLES
"Such a thing is useless."
"Let me give you a hug for being useless~"
"Hah, as if I'd want one!"
"Well, I do!"
"Really!? (Oh boy! heres my chance to score!)"
"Well ya'd have to get past me, so don't even try it."
"And then there's me as well."
WILY: "Hm-hmm-hmmm"
ROA: "LOL I stab you."
No amount of makeup is going to hide that cute blush of yours.
"...who cares? I just wanna sleep."
"Well you cant sleep here, we're taking a soak in the spring."
"Time to peep some girl." *DUN DUNNN!*
*generic noise*
"HUHT DUHR"
'I r not Kappa!"
"I can see through your lies.."
I am a cool guy and I got a girlfriend!
"hmm?"
"WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!"
"Fear... my... BEARD!"
"I'm scared... Will this pose save me?"
"Well, I could save you, with a prize that is."
"Anything but pineapples please!"
"How about ROBOTS?"
"I DESTROY THEM!"
'I CREATE THEM!"
"Noo! Not my beautiful stomach!"
"Let me cheer you up~"
"Hah! You want to 'cheer me up', not him!"
"I'm here, seeing you stealing..."
"So that's where my pineapples went!"
MWAHAHA! :W
"I wonder if the heart is edible as well?"
"Let me tear it out for you to check!"
"But I wanna keep it where it is ;O;"
We will take it apart!
and MegaMerge with it! owob
Merge with the shrrom and become model S!
use model Shroom to delfect your enimies with Afro sheild!
then have stylish glasses to go with it!
"I'd love to try that!"
*finger wag* I don't thing so....
But i am biometal S! SEe my sleek design? It even has glasses!
Time to become model Sx!
"Model Sx got nothing on me!"
"Oh you know you shouldn't have said that."
"Let's kiss and make up! *kisses*"
I will destroy those kisses!
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" óVó
"Hmm, a red x box... eat or not to eat."
"Don't eat it!"
"Yeah! It's too cute to eat!"
"I'm too hot to be eaten."
"No, no, you must blow at it first!"
"Let me outta here!"
"And ruin the fun time that I'm having right now?"
I know how I can take over the WORLD! *goes commando*
"I'll cut you in half!"
"You, shut up."
You're MAD! :o
"Tell me something I don't know."
"Now, would you please leave me so that I can do stuff to this guy in my arms?"
"How about I stay and watch?"
"No. You must leave."
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-
"...Crap, the comb is stuck."
"My eyes is glowing in the dark!"
Not any more they dont B(
"Sup man I'm soo cool!"
"You stay away from my pillow..."
"Well, I'm as healthy as ever!"
"No, no, no! You are VERY healthy!"
"I'm also very evilll!"
Tsk tsk tsk....What evil have you done so far?
"Running with scissors! Evil enough?"
"Nibbling ear is more evil!" nom nom.
"No no no! That's too bad!"
"Then why did you do it!?"
"because she likes it" bVd *nom nom*
"Yo! I'd like to join too!"
"Sorry, it's taken."
tsk, tsk, you gotta be quicker next time *finger wags*
"Well, I'm trying my best yo!"
Don't worry. It won't hurt...
o//////o
"Yawn... That looks fun..."
"It really is fun,wanna join in?~"
"RAWR! ME WANT!"
"Sorry,monsters cant join,we're only interested in time traveler,aliens and espers,and your way too big to bite someones ear~
" :o Nooooooooo!"
"Hmph, you are funny."
I like your ear, Mikuru.
"I wonder if Lelouch will ever do that to me..."
NEVAH!
"Maybe if I threat him with my Saber first?"
ROCK AND ROLL! >0<
"Chopsticks? Nah, I'm rockin' it like it was 1999!~" >0<
"Next time, I'll throw a chopstick at the insect that bothers me..."
"Excuse me while I bust out a piano solo..."
"I'm pretty sure it's not mold..."
"My hand is glowing with awesome power!?"
but it cant wag like mine!
"I want hands..."
who needs hands when you have wings, sort of.
"I can blink. Can you blink?"
"This moment... I'm afraid to blink and find that it's all a dream..."
"Ooohhh~ I bet you wanna dream about this, don't you?"
"To tell you the truth. No."
"well, your loss." *chomp*
"No, no. I'm pretty happy right now!"
"NOOOO, my ear doesn't taste good!!" >^<
"You shouldn't nibble on other people's ear!"
"But Vixy-chan didn't let me nibble on her ear (god I love her so much!), so I'm nibbling Mikuru-chan's ear instead."
"Let me play you a sad tune then."
"I'm a fans of Mike Tyson."
Donald: "I don't think you should nibble on Vixy, unless I'm involved in it too."
"Let me play a happy tune then!"
What do you say Vixy? Me, you, and donald over there in an all night ear nibbling session. [eyebrow]
A-S: "Can I join? My Afro is so ridiculously sexy and hot."
"Super excited theme now!"
The more the merrier *ear chomp*
"But... I don't have mouth!"
"No, no, no, you do have one. For how would you speak then?"
"Hmm, I sense esper.... meh I better eat the ear."
"Ear eating is bad for you!"
It's good to be bad once inna while [eyebrow]
"Oh yes I agree. I'm a badass mofo myself!"
"Badass? No no, you are badshroom!"
"Im so badass no one can bite Mikuru's ear except me!
No monsters allowed? ;^;
"No Afro's allowed here aswell."
welcome to my world A-S B(
"Unfortunately i had a fork in my head,so i cant enter."
"Want me to remove it?" Including your head that is.
"No, no no! That's wrong!"
Try nibbling instead >3<
"But I don't have a mouth?"
"Oh my, that's not good~"
I want my ear nibbled on or covered with chocolate and nibbled on.
"I honestly don't see the appeal."
"...I'm seriously beginning to question my choice in company..."
Yo óVó
I define high in three ways mutha fucka *gangsta sign*
"Your death shall be slow and painful. And surprisingly amusing, dood."
"Can I lick you now~? :3"
"Elton John got nothin' on me!"
"I'm not amused by this shenanigans!"
"You're not!?" *waves finger* "Shame on you!" (http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8704/point.png)
"Heck yeah, I rock!"
"....WTF?"
Why are you starin' at me?!
"It's on!" *stareeeee**blink*
FFFFF!
"You don't wanna know about the things I've seen!"
"...I've seen hell on earth!"
Uh-uh gurl, don't be gettin' all up in mah Kool-Aid!"
"The better to lick you with, my dear!"
"I can see you stealing my mango lemonade at the back Lou..."
"Don't be silly, all the mango lemonade belongs to me!"
I assure you I am safe and vampiric free.
"I don't see why you need my help to stay up for 4 days straight..."
"Yes, I am going to eat you, Little Red Riding Hood! Just not in the way you think!"
"With my satellite tv I could watch that live!"
"No no! TV is bad for your brain!"
"NOT AS TASTY AS SANDVICH"
"Like some Jarate with that, mate?"
"Happy with what I got, thanks."
But i got two cute maids,want one?
"SUREE DOOO!"
@Meteor: "Oh yes... OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~"
@borock: "No, no! That was too passionate!"
Ear nibbling is more passionable,dont you think?
"Oh yes it is!!!!"
"No no! You should stop acting like that!"
No,im not stopping~
"DON'T EVER STOP!"
"Please... DON'T STOP!"
...
DARN YOU BOROCKMAN! :W XD
"Please stop this nonsense!"
fuckin fanservice
"There's only one thing I must do here..."
NO,there's nothing you can do here!
"Please, do something to meeeeeeeeee~"
Okay,let me bite your ear~
"OHHHHHHHH~ That feels so goooooooooooooooooood~"
"This is getting quite steamy..."
"You shouldn't be thinking such things!"
I am protected by plot armor.....oh crap!
"The only way you can become my partner is if you give me sme pizza."
"I want some pizza. I'll smear it all over my body so you can lick it off~"
"Oh no, not like that~"
"Would you like join me put a slice of pizza in Mikuru-chan's ear?"
"[objection!] Only if we add cake and melted chocolate too!"
"I have no objections to that."
"Let me play my violin to enhance the mood!"
"Playing the violin is wrong!"
"Hmm, I see... that's too bad."
"-clicks tongue-"
"How about we all pose cutely?"
"Already did!"
"That's not enough!"
"Are you sure about that?"
I'm not too sure my self... :-[
"Yo have to be sure yo!"
"Yeah, be sure! Be cool!"
"Be cute is easier!"
"No! Be ugly, because I- wait what?!"
"I'm doing some kind of weird pose..."
"No no! That's pretty sexy!"
Like this! *Nom nom*
"I'm full of nutrition! and hair!"
"No one should eat that!"
"Yeah, take a bite of this instead!"
I want some too...
"I don't need backpacks anymore. Ever since I grown this afro, I bury my stuff in it."
"That so... Can I sleep in it?"
"Go right ahead.. but you'll miss the show."
"Hmm... What to do..."
"What else?"
"No! Stop doing that!"
"............nope!"
"Don't tell them to stop! Maybe other people wanna see!"
"They want to see me do this... *kiss*"
"Mmmmm......My teeth got stuck..."
shame on you...
"Having things stuck is cool yo!"
like this
"I'm never shamed!"
"I'm back~"
for more ear! *nom nom*
"You jealous of my shades?"
"No~ I have something soft for that~"
is it an ear?
"No! It's a 'FRO!"
too bad, I like ears better
"Well, that's your loss."
"There are no losers, only winners!"
"You're seriously pissing me off!"
"There is no need to speak in such a way!"
"See if I care!"
Can't, too busy with this
"As a mushroom with afro hair,im more busier than you are..."
"Ohhhhhhhhh~ I love how afros feel~"
Just nibbling on this ear right here
"Rather than nibbling an ear,try nibbling my hair."
"Oh please dooooooooooo~"
Sure, just let me finish this first *nom nom*
"Once, someone mistook my 'fro for a pile of coal. I was like, not cool man!"
"This moon... I feel bad omen!"
"Psht, you're far too superstitious."
And im a wolf with glasses!
"Nothing can stop me now!"
"You shouldn't do this to your own sister, Shiki. Black lace is embarrassing."
"Huuh? Please don't bother me.."
"My hair could work as a whip too."
"You shouldn't use your hair like that!"
"You're right! This ear tastes so much better when it's clean!" owob
"A flying metool, now that's new!"
"It's pretty old actually!"
IM GOING TO SUCK YOUR EARS UNTIL YOU PREMATURELY ORGASM
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! *o*
"She looks like she might need a trim or two..."
"Taste like chicken!"
"Ah-ah-ah! You know how much Timon hates it when you phrase his cliches like that...."
Why did I sence a dead video game character?
because there are ghosts! of the past!
"Heh, ghosts don't scare ME!"
"How about poltergeist?"
How about NO.
Glowing forehead of DOOOOM!
Glowing eye of doom!
background is powered by an intel processor 8D
I just realized. I need gel to keep this up. If not, the ozone layer will disappear forever!
*sigh* "What do you want now..."
"Tut tut, ask not what I want, but what I will get next!"
how 'bout a glow stick? 8D
"I'm straight outta the 70's"
"But Mario wasn't created until the 80's..."
"what? FFFFFFF"
"Oh my God, that afro looks wonderful on you!"
"Don't you realize you totally ignored the one who is really worthy of praise?"
"Don't know, don't care."
But you should care! The fate of the world depends... ah you aren't gonna give a [tornado fang], so why bother fluffing it up...
"Ah.. the World's gonna end.."
soft and cuddable!
"Soon... I will be... SOFT AND CUDDABLE!"
"Ahhh... you bite the wrong place... >^<"
"Oooppsie, but you like it right?"
"No I didn't!"
"Don't fight this, you know you like it~"
This is really catchy
"I'm the epitome of catchy-ness!"
"I just caught my prey~!"
"You should stop doing that!"
I'll stop it as soon as this stops being so delicious!
"You should chew on me then!"
don't I have a say in this?
No...*nom nom*
"Chew on the comb yo, the comb!"
maybe but once you go ear, you can't steer clear. 8D
"I'm a friendly mushroom with afrolicious afro that eats people, including the comb impaled in it!"
"I can slice that in half, no sweat at all."
Can you slice my ear in half so you can chew on it and let me live my life?
"Oh man... That ear-nibbling... I want some..."
sorry, this one's taken
"Looking good"
"Looking ready to kick some ass!"
"I see that jealous look on your face."
I'm busy right now, I have no time to partake in your meaningless actions.
"So you're just going to... ignore me?"
"Do you guys hear something? I thought I heard something"
"No, I don't hear anything!"
"Glow Stick! Glow Stick! I Love My Glow Stick!"
There is nothing better than a comfy chair after a day of kicking a**
I'm going to cut your chair to bits!
Do you know what im going to cut to bits?
"Is it my hair?"
"No"
I'm gonna cut your BODY to Bits with my eyes!!!
oh, your so cute when you try to be menacing
"What about me!? I'm cute too!~" >w<
I don't wanna be cute, I just wanna drink...
Can I have a drink too *o*
"Only if you help my comb my 'do!"
ok, but lets do it to the beat of the music!
"This beat is hip!"
"No. No sex for you."
"I.. don't really want it. I just want to sleep.."
"I don't like cosplaying as maid..."
"No! I liked you as a maid!"
Maids are more fun for ear chomping!
"I could dress up as a maid... If you want me to..."
"I just hope that she cleans her ears everyday."
"LET ME HELP IN CLEANING HER EAR THEN!"
"No I don't want her! Shes too circular!"
"Please don't fit in with me..."
- T -
Get equipped with Tetra Block.
"The gravity in this space is wacky!"
"Must... Fall... FASTER!!!"
I , tetris man will make you fall slowly!
I'll slash you if you don't go down FASTER!!!
"Oh... I really love it when you shout like that..."
Why hasn't there been a Tetris Man, Dr. Wily II?
"You do know he just made him in an avatar form right?"
I seriously have no caption, but at first I thought it was an avatar in the style of The Dr. Wily Show
Um.. How about..
Yeah, I got nothing
"Then look into my glowing red eye and get inspiration!"
(I keep typing but you keep stealing it....)
Your red eye won't help you here! I keep changing shape!
(Fastest fingers first! XD)
"Oh... I really like that..."
EPILEPTIC TETRIS !!!!
"I'll take you over Tetris any day."
I'd like to see that happen
"I love my hair" *o*
"I love you, strawberry short-cake."
"I love you too, chocolate chip cookie."
I love you, Hard Whiskey...
"Why are you looking at me all lovey dovey like?"
"NO ONE LOVES ME ANYMOREEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
prepare for impact bitches! O:<
I do not care about the dirty innuendo found in tetris. I'm too cool for it.
aww, that's cute. owo
I'm not cute! I'm Cool!
"So cool!" <3
oh god, not another tetris! :o
"Yes, i could see another one? what of it?"
Don't you see? The bricks around the Hole represent something, so does the big red one going INTO the hole. Its all part of my perverted plan. 8D
"Oh my... He is inside of tickling me..."
Keep that Block away from me!! Its scaring me...
"Ah, you're so lucky..."
"Why don't you come join us in this perfectly cold water"
"SI! YO SOY... CONANDO!!"
"Oh man you just crack me up!"
"Join us in some bloody good fun!"
TETRIS MAN
TAKE YOUR PICK OF APPEARANCE
8D
"With the time I have, sure, why not."
"I have the power to teleport or something.."
"Who cares? I got two bitches to attend to"
"Bitches...?"
ME WANT!!!! o//////o
"And all I want is a real picture instead of a red x...
"Advertisment for Tetris goes here."
"[tornado fang]ing still-frames, I'm stuck like this for forever"
"Good... Just as I planned it!"
"Plan first,before you randomly place me."
"OHHHHHH~ The choices~"
"It's just too much!"
"LET ME EASE IT FOR YOU!"
"7 bosses in a prize of one!"
"And I'm the number ONE!"
The Doc did it all for evil lulz!
"That can't be!"
"I wish my ability to change form wasn't so limited."
"Hmm, but can you ever be the King of Heroes!?"
"Why would I need to be? I'm the King of Blocks!"
"And I will become the Hero of Justice!"
From Russia...with colors 8D
"I'm ready to kick some ass!"
"I'm ready to... hey what are you doing Rin? That tickles!?"
"Watch out! The stick is going into the hole!" [eyebrow]
"You're too perverted..."
"Why does this feel as wrong as it is dangerous?" ;^;
"Just don't fall into my bowl, and all's fine."
Obey the falling blocks... XD
"I'm too cool."
"And I brought the ice!"
And I brought the blocks...
"I'm brick-alicious!"
Just as I am as well...
"Yeah, baby... YEAH!"
"Transfomssssss!!!! ..... I can't stopppp!!!!"
Tetris...teaching kids about innuendos since the introduction of the GameBoy 8D
"And I teach them what is Saturday Night FEVERRRRRRRRR!"
"Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti...."
Red piece: O:<
Other Pieces: :O
"You just lost me."
"Well, you won't be the only one lost!"
You are Lost and now are found....by Pizza Hut.
"My chest just came"
"I'm blinded with blood! blood of mortals!"
"Watch out! If he enters, the device will explode!"
"Hm...that's nice.... Can I sleep now...?"
"Why has nothing else happened in this damned universe?"
"What's going on? My Pringer Beam...is failing. Getting...weaker..."
"Now's my chance.... STERAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKU!!!" :W
"For that momentus win, let me hang up a picture. *red x*"
"I love variety!"
"I love the sweet sound of VICTORY!"
HENSHIN! TETRIS MAN!
"You fit me just fine~"
we on the other hand need a little work...
"Come on now, SHAKE IT BABY!"
"God damn stair pieces!!"
"You scared of them? Wimp."
The Doc planned this! :o
"GAH! Lucky it wasn't a chestbuster..."
"...just a bunch of Tertis Blocks?"
"My comb digs Tetris more than me."
SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY....
Random B+W lineart! FUGH YEAH
"No avatars allowed..."
I say YO! so many times, I could be a Yo-yo! YO!
I am going to get that Wascally RAbbbid!
Quote from: G.G. on June 13, 2009, 02:53:47 AM
I am going to get that Wascally RAbbbid!
AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"No worries, I wil protect you!"
from Falling Techno Blocks of DOOM!?
"This 'fro will do just that yo!"
"How can I rotate the square block?" ::)
"By staring and smiling at it!"
I hope I don't the stupid yellow L block...
"You're actually a good helmet!"
"No helmet will protect you from ME!"
"HENSHIN!"
"INCOMING!"
"The pieces...they're everywhere!"
"Like my 'fro yo!"
AHHH! The [tornado fang]ing L block foiled my plans! :W
Tertris overload! *Gameboy explodes in her chest*
"Shades protect you yo!"
Random block patterns; Messing your plan up since 1984
"I can't see [parasitic bomb]."
good [eyebrow]
"I totally have earphones. You just can't see them."
"Ignore that talking shroom, it's time for the 2 of us..."
...and shapes made of four falling blocks like a T or a block....
"Is cool yo!"
"Prepare for blockage."
"... And some... TLC~"
*Special Attack*
Changes shape and color for better attack advantage! owob
"Wow. Impressive. Really."
"Rin... Please..."
"AHHHHHHHH! THAT SCENE! THAT SCENE! IT MUST BE CAPTURED AND SOLD!"
but first I must arrange these blocks in a strategic fashion...
"I'm too cool for blocks."
"Hush now... It will start soon..."
"I can't make up my mind!"
"Then let me make it for you!" O:<
"I hate swimming."
"What is this swimming?"
"Something that has nothing to do with me."
"I'd like to dip into this, this swimming... whatever that is."
Can I come too?
"Swimming!? Not cool!"
"The blocks are so random, WRAGHHH!"
"I see that, and I like them!"
"We'll never stop!"
"Oooo, would you like to join my Bal Masqué?"
"Only if you can make Vixy and her elf girl friend wear this bikini, made with Tetris blocks."
"Oh... I don't know..."
"Go on! Choose a shape! Choose a style! It's all you!" owob
"I need a rest!"
Ah! Do you mind?
"I am struck by the inspiration of Elvis. See my doo? Its thanks to him."
What did you say...? Threesome?
"I'm looking at you, and you stare at me."
"NOT CHARGE SHOT"
"Oh yeah Charge Shot~!"
Nothing can compare to the Tertis shot!
@ Dr. Wily: I won't stop making robots until I find something that surpasses Tetris Man! >8|
@ Afro Shroom: Tetris Shot allows me shoot Tetris Blocks of all kinds doesn't it?
"That's... INCREDIBLE!"
L-block, only for Lolicon
"Hehe, me like!"
Gotta set'em all! Gotta set'em all!
L-block, square block, T-block, Z-block! Gotta Set'em All! [/pokerap]
And I will rap then into pieces, only to pic up the One Block, to stump on them all.
You got the the Tetris Shot! Now you can use it on Pac Man or Space Invader Man!
"And I got a shot on the head"
"I am pulling my plunger from my back. It will pawn all and it is super effective against ground and water."
"Unless I can use that as a plunger, then go away."
"You look... naked..."
"Naked?! Show me!"
"Ehh... Why are you looking at me with those eyes?"
"Young again! Oh happy day!"
"What a strange man you are..."
OH GOD MY EYES
My eyes are fine
"Mine are too, all the better to slice you!"
"Im too randomly fast to be sliced up!"
"OH~ Don't slice me up further~!"
"Super Slice Pose! Nothing can stop me!"
"Huh? I did nothing"
"You! For the sake of mankind!"
"Destroy Megaman!"
"I'll destroy this cheese~"
"Ahahaha, I wonder if my mousetrap worked?!"
That was the last time anyone saw of the Mouse...
Because Megama- i mean the mouse fell into my trap!MUAHAHAHAHA!!
"Oh yessss... OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!"
I do say...*fixes monocle*
"Monocle? So not cool yo."
Dr. Wily II= SCIENTIFIC
Age= unknown .... but is an old man [eyebrow]
"Ehh... Can you stop your experiments and leave us alone?"
"Hmm. I'll stop the experiments but I won't leave you alone."
"Oh, what an evil man."
"That statement makes me sad."
"Ehh... Want to join my Bal Masqué?"
Quote from: Dr. Wily II on June 17, 2009, 10:07:56 AM
"Ehh... Want to join my Bal Masqué?"
Quote from: Dr. Wily II on June 14, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
"Oooo, would you like to join my Bal Masqué?"
"Didn't you already ask me that?! I'm an evil genius, I have no time for that!"
(LOL >0<)
"Ehh... You don't need to shout..."
"I'm EVIL! Of course I have to shout!"
"Sorry,im evil but i dont shout like you did...."
"GOOD! EVIL! DOESN'T MATTER! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHOUTING~ OHHHH YEAHHHH!"
"You are starting to scare me..."
"Come over here, I'll protect you!"
"N,no thanks......"
"OH~ But who will protect meeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
"What about me? I'm defenseless as well!"
"Well, that's not exactly my problem."
"There shouldn't be a problem if I just took one bite..."
"Hehe, soon it will be complete!"
"Heh... That's what you think."
"Oh? So you think otherwise?"
"O really,do i seem to look like?"
"OH~ Your stare~ IT'S SO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"
"I Am A SUPER SAIYAN! Are you prepared, Megaman?!"
"But I'm not Megaman."
"A suitable test!"
"Bal Masque needs you to conduct eggsperiment!!"
"An orgasm experiment!"
"I'm the result."
"Interesting... Shana will tremble in fear..."
"Oh, and you think this behind me is nothing?"
Do you like my sunglasses? I got them from Kmart.
ohhh...they look so cute! *o*
"Not as cute as mine!" owob
"Cute is overrated... red X's are better."
"Everything is overrated and useless...magi rules all!!"
"OHHHHHHHHH~ Please work your magic on meeeeeeeeeee~"
Gladly... [eyebrow]
"Hah. I look so cool. With my cool glasses.."
...right on...Cool Glasses brother...
"Yo, da shroom iz in da house yo!"
"But my baldness can cure cancer!"
"I can give you spots..."
we're one happly family! 8D
"Someone tried to kill with me a comb."
Fool, I'll strike when you least expect it...
"Like when you tried to use the comb?"
exactly... B(
I wonder if Mario gets the Afro Power if he uses you? Mario in a Jimmy Hendrix coat! owo
:You know what guys? I think I am underwater."
"And... Your point...?"
I named my [ray splasher] GREAT SCOTT
"GREAT SCOTT!!! YOU DID!?!?" (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6607/insanea.png)
"... Right..."
"Dr Light only wishes he could look this good"
"I know I do!"
"Android 20 is my twin bro!"
"Don't do it, Jerry! It's a trap!"
"I can't help it...it's so...delicious...." *o*
"This picture of red x is amusing."
"I don't care of red x-es! I WANT CHEESE!"
"A white mouse? just as planned!"
"Should I take a small nibble, or a large bite?"
DR. Wily II planned this or did he? :o
"I didn't anticipate this!"
"Do you like my hat?"
"I prefer my cheese..."
I am more of Sausage and Pepperoni girl myself.
"My surprise physically manifests itself.."
"Did it taste good?"
"Not as good as this..."
"Stop pushing down on me!"
"You young people are all the same?"
"hold on...I need to fix my hair..."
"My hair is always perfect!
"So... cold..."
"This will warm you up!"
"Oh... I do feel a lot warmer now... Hot even..."
"Excellent...just as planned...." [eyebrow]
WHAT AM I SWIMMING IN
"MY SPECIAL SURPRISE bVd"
"TAKE IT, NOW!"
"I am, and hugging it tightly..."
"It really is my chance!"
Hmph...THIS is a knife.
"No way dude... NO WAY!"
"What!? What you mean you're editing Rush's mangled body!? I WANNA SUE!!!" :W
"Dammit. I want a refund for that Ball! the instructions said nothing about hitting me on the head!!"
"That's because... I made them."
"NO WAI!"
"*sigh* Yes wai, he definitely made them. now leave me alone. the view from the window is really nice."
"I take that as a compliment, for I am standing outside the window."
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...!" o//////o
"OH NOZ!!! HEZ GONNA SAY ITZ!!! RUN!!!!11!1!" 8U
"I... Have nowhere to run..."
"Somebody help me! I can't stop running"
"Don't look at me. Seriously. Don't."
"But please... Look at me..."
"He want thatta way."
"I like it that way!"
"I like it right here."
"I like killing." bVd
"I like killing too. Killing cheese by eating it that is."
"My eyes are glowing with evil power!"
"My eyes are glowing with the sight of cheese~"
"My eyes are glowing wi-wait, they're not? :("
"MINE ARE! AND YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
"8U"
"Care for a sword fight?"
"My hair used to be this thick..." ;O;
"This cheese used to be bigger..? Oh yeah I ate it."
"I see you. Eating my cheese."
"I got trapped!"
"Being trapped is worth it for the cheese!"
"Silly mouse~"
"I'm shaking like one!"
"Oh, why are you so sexy Archer?"
"Archer? Is that a type of cheese?"
"Cheese? I prefer curry."
"I like boobs."
"Boobs are overrated!"
"Cheese is great!"
"I'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING NICE WITH CHEESE THEN!"
"Not without Wily rice cooker"
"Eggplant is good for youuuu."
But cheese is important too!
"Shrooms yo, you should be on them!"
Join me!
"Be me!"
"Hug us~"
"Don't worry, I'll hug you all"
"But first I'll turn you all into eggplants!"
"Do you want a closer look?"
"I... Don't mind..."
"Of course you wouldn't. >_>"
You look cute.....too bad you evil?
"This feels wonderful!"
"Well then, hope you get another one soon."
"Grinning makes you young again!"
"Cheese can do that too~"
"I'll avenge you, father, mother..." ;O;
"No one will miss you... Cheese-kun..."
"With that cheese,i will finnally be able to defeat Megaman!!Bwahahahaha!!!"
"OHHHHHHHHH~ CHEEEEEEEESEE~ ALL OVER MEEEEEEEEEE~"
Gladly my dear!
"Shrooms and cheese is a great combo yo!"
"SHROOOOOOMS!"
"Yo, I don't like the looks in your eyes, yo."
Aww... :'(
what is all this about cheese?! B(
Cheese,they make me an immortal.Now buy me some pizza's!!
"I LOVE PIZZA!!!"
"So do I; but only for the ooey, gooey taste of good ol' American cheese...." :V
"I wish I have a pizza..."
"I wish there was more cheese~"
"Megamons, bring me all the cheese!"
"Cheese? I will melt them all!"
"You can't beat us! We have EVs and stuff, lol."
"Well, you can't resist my sexy body though."
"I can resist that. I can't resist hot sexy cheese though..."
"Hmm! Defeat them, now!"
"Please, don't spoil this moment between the 2 of us..."
"Go now! Spoil it!"
"! WHY YOU!"
"Grass! Ice! Fire! ...Why isn't there a Water type?"
"I'm your slave"
"Say cheese!"
"Yummy!"
"Am I yummy?" '>.>
"No, but this cheese is!"
"How about like this?"
Heat Man!!!!! FIRE BLAST!!!!!!!!!
"Ohhh~ That will warm us up nicely~<3"
Aqua Man!!! HYDRO PUMP!!!
"We need some water splash here."
"The flood is coming! Better grab this cheese before it wets"
"Yessss... According to plan..."
"It's supposed to be me damnit!!1"
"Am I the chosen one for this piece of cheese?"
"But you have to face these three robot masters before you can get your cheese!"
But watch out for tear eyed Eggplants on your way.
"Shrooms all the way, man..."
You had created those robots far too well.
"I'll crush all of them!"
"But do they know why egglplants taste so good!?"
"Who cares!? Let's crush it!" >0<
I can't caption an avatar that isn't there lol
"What the hell do you want?"
"A snuggle~"
"Use Solar Beam! Blizzard! Fire Blast!"
"That power blows my hair away!"
"Use HYDRO BLAST!"
"Water will never wash away the blood on my hands~"
"Use fire then!"
"Cheese washes down everything."
"I do not like cheese."
"Then you not cool, bro!"
"I need some hotness!"
"... Cheese fondue?"
A level 50 Fondcheesedue? I must catch it!
You must capture all the cheeses to get the Cheesimon League!
"That's... TOO HARD!"
Megamons, I CHOOSE YOU!!! *Pokemon Theme*
There isn´t a better way to die [eyebrow]
"Let me snip you, then you'll see..."
You gotta make it through my Megamons first!
My hair is *SUPER*
"HEY. A little privacy plea...oh Hiya PB!"
GET THE HELL OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
*Akira explodes*
"I heard that it was dangerous to run with scissors."
"Its a load of bull-" *trip*
"...What morons...." B(
Will I get paid for playing a red ball?
"Freestyle bungee is fun!"
"What to do... What to do..."
"Catch that Rattata!"
"Rattata took the bait!"
> Ball Bait
Rock Run
Choose rock for the hell of it.
"Rattata is angry!"
> Ball Bait
Rock Run
"Use Tri-Attack!"
"You could... Tri-Attack me anytime..."
"Invitation!? LET'S GET HER!!!" (http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1788/insane.png)
"... Will I ever get laid?"
"We'll lay you! Go my servants!"
"I'm not your servant!"
"I will be... for the cheese!"
"Silly mouse..."
HA HA HA! I took over the world for cheese!
HADOOKEN!
"Now, I want all of the pretty girls over there. I'm hungry."
"You think your jet form is faster than me?"
"Well, I'll just spin-slash you!"
"Time for Tri-Barrier!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Myeheheehe! ATTACK!"
"OK! *pounces*"
"He took the bait! NOW!!! GET HIM MY MINIONS!!!" >BD
"Lucky mouse... I wish someone would get me out of here..."
"We could make that happens!"
"With cheese!"
"Plus AFRO!"
"Hmm... Afro-Cheese..."
"Will take that cheese, for the contests! ...wait contests?"
"You will never win those contests."
"That ain't be true! They'll be lovin' mah gangsta rap!"
"I...I will sing country..." :-[
"about my beloved Cheese..."
What is it with you and cheese? And they call me the Pizza Girl! >U<
*release power* "Yeaaahh!!!" *falls*
"That hurt..."
we're gonna look at you weirdly!
"Ase, Ase, Asena, Asena!!!"
"Che, Che, Cheese?"
"Moe... Moe moeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"We want some of that!"
"You... Can have some of me if you want..."
"Go! Get them now my MegaMons!"
"Kohaku, Hisui, use double team!"
"Mouse, use devour!"
"But the cheese will die!?"
"It'll fulfill it's purpose!"
"What a way to go..."
"I'm gonna be a MegaMon Master!"
"I am a fire gym master!"
"I'm the restaurant mouse!"
Fear the power of epic moe-iness
"Don't worry, I'll chop her into pieces"
"My built-in balaclava."
"My built-in missiles."
"My MegaMon balls go - ...what? My balls aren't there!"
"That's pathetic." bVd
"I'm the luckiest mouse ever..."
"It can't be!.. my balls are inert!"
You encounted a level 50 MegaMon!
"Time to run away! Discreetly!"
"Blood has been spilled..."
"Solar-Hydro-Fire-Beam-Blast!"
"You call that an attack?"
"My ultimate one, at that!"
"I lost, you can do anything you wish to me."
I will spare you so that you can one day grow strong enough to fight me.....and cheese!
"My chest exploded in surprise!"
My chest is too small to explode.
"I'll still like you, no matter what the size of your chest is..."
"Is bigger better?"
"Die you spotlight hogger!"
"Aww... Mousey died."
"Go weaken that mouse so that I may catch it!"
"You have to go through me first."
"Like you can stop us!"
"I can SEE them... You will not live."
"Like you can stop us!"
"I can stop you!"
"OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T!"
"You are so lame."
"Hah, lame but powerful we are!"
They Pwned Worf!!! What chance do we have?! :o
"Magical Sparkly Power go!"
"Welcome to our Circle of Sisters. Are you ready for the initiation?"
"Yeah, we totally want to join!"
"Join us~!"
OR DIE!
GENERIC POSE
Look! Accordion Pokemon! 8D
Mayeb we could play them in the water
I don't like the water, my hair will get wet and my armor is heavy...
"But-b-but... The water's so pretty..."
"I could only see red doctorRRRRRRR!"
"RED LIKE THIS MOUSES BLOOD! DIIIEEE MOUSE!"
"NOT MICKEYYYYY!" *tears of blood*
"YES MICKEY! WATCH! AS I END HIS LIFE!"
"DESSS WOUNDS DEY WILL NOT HEEEAAALLLL"
"This wound really doesn't heal!?" *dead*
"YES! With you dead, I'm the King of the new world!"
"Weeaboo, weeaboo"
"You SAID~ something?"
"Yeah - you about to get [tornado fang]'d up!"
".....I don't mind...."
"You'll mind this!"
"My strength is unlimited!"
"IT IS? OH CRA-*ck*"
"Oh... He's dead... I wanted to kill him..."
"Killing is wrong, K.O.ing for the win!"
"Ah... After knocking out at work, this is the bes... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?"
"You!"
"Oh... Would you like to join us then?"
Yes! Let's make a contract!
My contracts give you powers unlike any other persons, do you really want to make one?
"That sounds nice..."
"TO STEAL!"
"Damn! I killed Mickey's voice!"
... >3<
"Woof~<3"
"Too scared to move, hm?"
"Can I Excalibur you now?"
"No, you can't! MEGAMON!!! ATTACK!!!" O:<
"I have a newfound hate for melons..."
Bah, Back in my day we had melons with Seeds in them!
"Really~? That sounds amazing~"
"I'm flying is more amazing!!"
(Donald in thought) "Now that he's distracted... Time to strike!"
"Your skill is unrefined."
"This is the only way!"
"Gnah! The sunlight, it burns!"
"Tra-la-la~ Tee-hee-hee~"
"Ho, ho! What terrible singing!"
"I have to agree with the old man."
"NOO, NEVA! Only I may agree with myself!"
"Hehe... Is that so? *smirk*"
"Is that so? 8D"
"Well, stop arguing! help me put my pantsu!"
"I'll help, not you!"
"Come and help us~"
"You obnoxious fool!"
"Only fools who don't like her wearing a swimsuit!"
"NO Mickey, I DON'T want to see you in a swimsuit!"
"I feel the power raising..."
"I'm like Elvis!"
"Sisters must stick together ok!"
"Don't try and hug me!"
"I want... To be hugged..."
"Now you know how I feel ;O;"
"Hehehe... You are SO lame!"
"It is not like you can talk."
"Ladies stuck on me just like flies!"
"Damn your charm Mickey! I want it!"
"You can be lolis... Like us~"
"Arrrrgh Lolies! I hate it!"
"O:< HOW DARE YOU!"
"Let's ignore the pedos~"
"Hehe... I AM ONE!"
"Am I pedo? could be."
"Death to all pedos!"
"Oh, hi there pedo."
"-smile of a pedo-"
"Is she loli? if she is then I'm pedo!"
"Why do people like you over ME?!"
Because Lolis are cute looking although you are cute too, Lolis are even cuter!
"It's a loli magic!"
"NO WA-ACK!"
"Time for a Spirit Bomb!"
"This outfit makes me look fat."
"This one makes me look like a cut out."
"Where the heck is my body?"
"I threw it out."
"You are just another body count to my spree..."
"I'll avenge you MICKEYYY!"
"Still won't go down!?"
"I AM A SUPER SCIENTIST!"
"And I've brought you some foodstuff!"
"I'm going SUUUPER!"
"At the sight of us?"
"....YEEESSSS!"
"So not cool yo."
What is worst than DR. Wily II, Super Dr. Wily II!
My powers are worthless against Super DWII! Thank god I'm immortal.
"Wow... Such powers~"
Wow such light!
Wow, such... Circuitry !
"Come get some!"
"Oh... I'll get some..." *evil laugh*
"In my hand, I hold - nothing!"
"In my hand, I hold the life of your loved one!"
"Here, let me add another life to your collection!" >0<
"What a great show."
So, I'm in love with a pillow... Go talk to the person whos in love with a blanket, now thats insane....
"I think.. that's very sweet.."
"It'll be sweeter if there was more red!"
"It only needs... YYEELLLLOOWW!"
"YES! That's IT!"
Cause an alien Dr. Wily II wouldn't be good enough.
"THE COLOR!"
"What? You need me in another pose?"
"THIS POSE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!"
"You have seen too much, you must die."
"SPIRIT BOMB!"
"Your spirit... Is now gone."
My spirit will haunt you for centuries! Till the writers forget about me ;O;
"I forgot, where are we going again?"
"NOWHERE!"
"ahhhhhaaaahhhhhHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"No need to say so many ahhs... I'm already feeding you..."
What, you don´t like my new Orange coat?! ORANGE IS THE NEW WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!1!
"Run! Run while you can!"
"Nya, I believe I can stop him nya."
"Not even Megaman can stop me!"
So, you wanna play the king....[tornado fang] YOU MOUSE....I will be the king!
"MY VINTAGE WINE!"
This is for the humiliation I had to endure for 60 years, mouse. >BD
"I sense... The death of a mouse..."
"Worry not Mickey...."
*Blasts to Super Saiyan mode*
"I SHALL AVENGE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" O:<
"You go on ahead. I'll just sit here and watch."
WATCH THIS!!
"So... Pretty..."
"Megaman, behold the power of my transformation.. SUPER WILY ONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Ah, that's a sight to see. 8D"
....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH...
"Such an amazing show..!"
"I can SEE that."
"But did you see this cooOOOOOOMING?!"
"Of course, I planned it all!"
"What? That's ARGGHHHH!"
"Acting like a bigshot I am!"
"You are too big for your own good..."
"A well-sized blast will fix that-!"
"Is that SO!?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THINK SO!"
"You don't think... anymore."
"I smell murder!"
"No blood was spilled, it's not murder."
"I am the one who protects the innocent!"
"And I am the King of the New World!"
"Over my dead body!"
"Alright, if you wish."
SHINING BODY!
"THIS IS NOT BLOOD!"
WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! You scared me for nothing?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
"Give me my glass of blood NOW!"
ULTIMATE POWWWAAAAA!!!!
"Can't contain it all!"
"Release it...LIKE THIS!!!!"
Store it up in a cool looking hairdo
"BAH! Enough talk, have at you!"
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SSDWII
Vixy: How long are we going to stay like this?
Akira: >w<
Vixy: :|
"What is this that I have seen!?"
"WWWHHHHHHYYYYY?!?!"
My Hair!!!! Is Awesome!!
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Quote from: Blackhook on July 03, 2009, 07:41:12 PM
Vixy: How long are we going to stay like this?
Akira: >w<
Vixy: :|
What? Vixy like this . 8D
Why can't we stop staring at that hair? :3
It´s waaay too puffy
"The blood writing on the walls...IT'S HORRIFYING!!!" ;^;
Meh, its something to look at...
I can always look at you kallen!! *o*
"Hah, my hair is much better then hers!"
"You need to eat more candy."
"Candy? WHEEEEREEEE?!"
"I... Don't have candy!"
"WHATTTTTT!!!!"
"Die, traitor!"
"Yes... Exactly as planned..."
"Is this included in your plan!?"
"Hmm... Looks like I have to end this quickly!"
"I won't let you, FRRRRIIEEEEEZZZAAAA!"
"KIRAAAA!!!"
"BWAHAHAHA I AM KIRA! DIE!"
"NO! Don't kill him!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*gasp*-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"...no need to shout."
"Wow my ears hurt!"
"It's more than ears for you..."
"Mickey...? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" O:<
"Oh, quiet down!"
Got apple?
"Nope, but you can have this glass of- oh, opps. I guess you can't."
"But that's one expensive wine..." *sulk*
"Maybe I can use you to make some!"
Me like some wine
"Well that's just too bad!"
This is a nice dress.
"Indeed... it makes me wish I had it."
"All I need... Is my plushie..."
"Plushie? DO WAAAAAAANNNTTT!"
"So... No me then?"
"ALL OF YOU!"
"That makes me...happy...."
"Arrg! Damn plumber..."
Im your new plumber!
R.O.C.K.- ON!
"Ahn~ Akira... Be gentle..."
oh...what's this? >w<
A mushroom, with afro? ...................Afro-Shroom 8D
Stop Staring at us~ :'(
I love my long blonde hair.
NO! is fake! ;^;
"Join us Mickey!"
DEATH BLOW!
"Look at all that blood! isn't that cute?"
Damn Mickey, I am the protagonist!!!
Uhm... Where did I leave our clothes? This is the last time I go with you here...
"But... you two look so... cute."
"Long hair is indeed cuter!"
"Mickey... SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP! I CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON MY SCHEEEEMES!"
"Schemes nya? What schemes nya?"
WHY THE SCHEME TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE [tornado fang]ing WORLD!!! >BD
"That sounds... Like a great scheme..."
Who needs schemes when you have SUPER WILY POWAAAAAH!
"Holy crap, this taste terrible"
"I know. 8D"
Damn it, everything I think of ends with AAAAAAAAHH
I hate tomato juice! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
"Oh my! That looks SERIOUS!!!!!!" 8D
"I think I'll have a dri-OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT FUUUU-*gargle*"
"AMAZING~!!! 8D"
"I think you were supposed to say that to MEEEEE!"
"Woo... A glowing old man."
OMG! Where?
"BAH! This tastes sour!"
Whaaaaaaat!? Do you know how much I had to pay for it?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Like I care! *throws*"
"That...has made ME VERY ANGRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" o//////o
"Woah, calm down there, Old Guy!"
"Yeah, calm down~ *wink*"
"Calm down...? CALM DOOOWN?!"
"How could I calm down when I'm with you!" <3
"This will help!"
"Not it won't, FREIZA!"
"This pocky is mine and mine only!"
"Not anymore, Mickey!"
"I look just like young Wily!"
"I deduced that you are young Wily."
"BAH! Don't make me laugh!"
"HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!"
"That's really unamusing."
"True that."
"You people are boring."
"Am I boring NOOOOOOW?!"
Maybe....but I´m still moe
"Why is this still sour!?"
"My aura is acidic!"
"That really doesn't impress me."
"I share your sentiments."
"Damn YOOOUUUU!"
"Teehee!"
"I care for nothing but catching Don."
I am protected by plot armor.
"So do I, so do I."
"I believe it has another name."
"Moe, moe, kyun~"
"I WANT TO SEE MORE!"
" I want to see someone who looks exactly like me "
( Hey btw , is my avatar too big that i gotta re-zise it? )
(No need for that)
It´s time for our dynamic entry!
You can destroy me? Rock Belmont
Yes, with the power of love and oversized breasts!
That won't stop my dramatic cup dropping!
I can stop it!
Mirror move! It's Super Effective!
"You know....we really should lock that door."
"Whassup borock?!"
"It's finger-erm-thumb licking good"
PINGAS!
Photographer: "Hahaha! Now not even RPM can escape rule34!"
Peace!
You got an Afro Mushroom! Now your Fireballs are Deadly Afros!
"Badniks! GET THAT MUSHROOM!!!" 8U
"Sittin' here, chilling."
"What are you looking at? The sunsets over there"
"Uh?! Then what am I looking at?"
"If I'm going to sit on your lap, don't get "excited" about it"
"What kind of ideas are you getting about me!?"
"Don't ask how I managed to pull this out of my coat pocket"
"You will answer to Super Robotnik!"
"You wish you had red hair like this"
"To be honest, I really don't."
"I can see future!"
When I die, either Minnie or Goofy is going to take my place.
"That's... so sad."
"Mhmm... *doesn't care*"
"A woo! Woo! I'm going Shinzo! Wait what?"
Just relax and we will treat you
"You made me spill it!"
Because I am cute?
"And again!"
"ME ANGRY YOU WASTE! ME SLASH!"
"I'M ANGRIER!"
*hair become red*
"This doesn't look angry to you?"
"Not really."
"How about this?"
"Not feeling it."
"Are you amused now?"
"Not at all."
"Oh well... Time to let loose then!"
"My post count, it's...it's.... OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAANNND!"
"Very interesting..."
[objection!] If I am in super mode than it means that my power level is over 1 000 000!
"No! It means I split my drink!"
"Man, this rock is so comfy on my head!"
I am the only Vilain who changed his style and name....quess what happened...
"You dropped the glass?"
"NO! I have swords! 3 OF THEM!"
"What do you mean this isn't yellow dye? But, then that means..... AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
"NO WAY! He's a Super Saiyan!?"
"WHHAATT!? HE CAN-?!"
"No he can't, wait, let me put on my glasses, oh, yes he can then."
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
"AAAAAAH GOTTA PEE! CANT HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER!!!"
"Then GO! To the toilet!"
"ARGH, BUT I CANT SINCE THERES NO TOILET IN A GENERIC DBZ FIGHTING AREA WHICH IS A DESERT OF SOME KIND!"
"Yes... I have trapped him..."
He cannot escape! HA HA HA! >0<
Why would you need to escape? Just because I'm a witch? Come here and I'll give you more power...
No thanks, I'm alright.
"He'll never find the key to the bathroom in here" 8)
Can't... stop.... looking at her.... chest! :-[
"Neither can I, they just make me want to cry tears of joy"
"Coconuts, get in here and scrrrrrrub that ceiling until it shines like my beautiful nose!"
"Do you like my neon light?"
Mickey was never the same after his 5-hour Death Note marathon.
"Warning! May cause hypnosis if stared at too long!"
"OPTIC BLAST!"
"Oh man, I'm so tripping"
"Steroid is in my blood!"
"I'll take my thumb....... AND EAT SUCK IT!"
"What...what are you doing down there...?"
"Yesss... that's it... let it consume you.....
"Itch! Itch! Scratch it!"
"You'll never be able to figure out what it actually is"
It's a neon mugshot of my personal character. =P There. I ruined the joke.
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromotion!
"Yeah Irgendein, you fool, how could you not know who I am?"
"Are you looking at it? You'd damn well better be looking at it."
"I always thought Nazo was a cooler name for me"
"Where did you hear that?"
"Are you gonna [twin slasher] me...?"
"-blink- -blink- -blink-"
"I ain't drinking from that"
"Haha, I finally graduated!"
"Don't die! It's only ketchup!"
"Ketchup - ah! Now I have a way!"
"Dont worry, its just a watergun"
"Oh, that's a relief!"
"You're not getting any of this food though!"
Robotnik loved his local kinky hotline.
"Blue power!"
"So? My glasses just made a spark, beat that!"
"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"Mellow out! On and off!"
"It goes WHERE?!"
"in here!"
"You stay away from my plushie..."
"NEVER!"
"W... Why..."
Wily, when he finally realized Light was better than him.
"So... Would you like teapot, magic wand, or me~?"
"All of it! All of it! ALL OF ITTTTT!"
"Well... You are not getting any!"
"UNACCEPTABLE!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?" o//////o
"Do you have to be so loud? I'll trying to be bored here..."
"YES I MUST! POWERING UP! ARGFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Man, I'm so cool!"
"No you're not."
"...Note to self, wear face mask before testing Punch-In-The-Box..." X(
"This.. isn't so bad."
"Would you please leave the 2 of us alone?"
"Never! I must watch this!"
"Wouldn't you rather watch me wearing a shirt that's about to fall off any second now?"
"Eerk. I would actually."
"I must see that!"
"I can't though, because I'm trapped in some kind of cave or possibly the stomach of a giant monster"
Welcome to my porn cave wher I am snoping as usual!
"BAH! Enough talk!"
"More talk!"
"You know you want this"
"Is is well smart."
"And it's smart of me to go for neon implants!"
"But the neon scares me"
"I has an education!"
"You STILL can't figure out what this is a picture of even after it was explained to you?"
"You! Go to the stupid corner!"
Fighting Wily! Only $3.99!
"Call now and you'll get this free neon sign!"
"WHAT!? We must call now!"
"My head is amazingly shiny. You want to touch it"
"Don't be alarmed, I just want to be your friend <3"
"Watch my finger as I press this button!"
"OH, I AM~"
"Look! It's the Wily Signal!"
"HA! You have your signal, I have my diploma!"
"My Wily II Machine is way better than anything you'll make, Robotnik!"
"Eh? We'll see about that! *pulls lever*"
"Oh no! Not the lever again!"
"This portrait is dedicated to the fact I am the greatest scientific mind of the century!"
"Look into my eyes..yes..that's it....now..... give me your cookies!"
"WHAT!? MY COOKIES!? NEVER!"
"my head looks like a bat! Mwahahahah!"
"You know? I EAT BATS FOR BREAKFAST."
"SHINING BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Open 24/7!"
"Look, just because I'm on the floor doesn't mean you can...pull your zipper back up! I mean it!"
"I see everything! Or do I?"
Twin loli - get 'em while they're hot.
It's like a VCR. That doesn't stop blinking 12:00.
We're sharing our spiritual energy. With no shirts on. Nothing erotic there.
"It won't stop."
"I won't stop... If you tell me so."
"Oops, excuse me :-["
"HAHA! This will not fail!"
"It will fail when I disctratct you with my deranged left eye!"
"Eh? What are you talking about?!"
"No, I said to the right! No, your right not mine!"
"I'll teach you a lesson!"
"Does this armour make my boobs look bigger?"
"Well, I wouldn't really know... but yes! Yes it does!"
"What do you mean the earrings make me look gay?!"
"I don't know. Why would I know something like that?"
"Just because my eyes are red doesn't mean I've played too much video games!"
"I has promotion for you!"
"There is nothing above me. Only those below me."
"Look only, no one may touch my awesome ponytail"
"Not even... me? :o"
"Why you! You cut my braid! Now my hair's a mess!"
"Curse you MICKEY!"
"You rang?"
"I don't even know why I wore this skirt, it just blends in with my hair"
"So... Beautiful..."
Thinking something evil. Obviously.
"Well, I am evil!"
"I'm not interested in boring criminals like yourselves."
"Don't even try to get a panty shot"
"But I enjoy doing things I'm not supposed to."
"What the?! I'm just a head and an arm! Curse you unreliable internet connection that doesn't load all of me!"
"I woke up just for this?! I'm going back to bed."
"Is he going to get here sometime today?!"
"Heh. Don't count on it!"
"Would you like to finger paint with me?"
"Actually, I would quite enjoy that!"
"Actually, better yet, how about I put you in a headlock!"
"Urk! I'm terrified!"
"Fine, I'll let you go"
"Let's just pretend that didn't happen, ok?"
"I'm a pretty great guy, wouldn't ya say?"
"My face is up here, bub"
"Like I'm gonna look there!"
"Don't get the wrong idea, this isn't a yuri scene"
"Aww shucks! That's a disappointment!"
"I think I might be the only happy goth"
"I'll never accept such a thing!"
"Don't you dare and try to snatch my bathing suit while I'm in the pool!"
"Oh, who me? Why, never!"
"I love this rock"
"I love my nose, oh so much!"
Bear hugged!
The face of the displeased.
Im cooking here ya know!
Mirror Image? Lies, they look nothing alike
PINGAS!
"This isn't what it looks like, he hit on me first!"
also, you used "pingas" before if I recall :P
@Irgendein-Typ: HE DID WHAT!?
@Akira: No need to scream at us...
"Yes now I have enough lives to take on WilyII!"
Sorry, but you won't get past Grounder, he just got a PROMOTION.
"Wow... A promotion..."
"So what if I need to shave?"
EHHHHH????
"Get rid of that bow-tie, you look like a fool"
Im teh fooolllll???
Rin & Len -Vocaloid System-
"EEEK! You caught me with jailbait when we were doing it!"
Me: "I can't tell, are his eyes open or not? o~O"
Mine are always open! And usually very wide open!
My mind tells me now
But my body, my body tells me yeeeees 8D
"I want Type A! Not Type B!"
Ah...what a beautiful night...
"I still haven't gotten the comb out"
"Hmm... Interesting..."
But not very healthy.
"So? I look cool yo!"
"This bathrobe is so fuzzy!"
"Ffffffffffffffff I want that."
"He never find it in the sink drainpipe!"
"Very sneaky of him... Very sneaky indeed..."
Wily Chao: "Wait! Come back Most-Likely-Asena-Chao!"
"Brrrrrrilliant deduction, you Shrrrrrimpy Sherlock!"
"Welcome to Vegas!"
"Whoa, a floating M, I must be that tired..."
"Of course that is all part of my genius plan! What else would it be?"
A trick to get me distracted so you can touch me in places... -_-
"You think... I would ever do such a thing?"
"But you want us to do it right?"
Maybe [eyebrow]
"So how long do you think we can do this without falling over?"
"Let's test it out shall we? GATE OF BABYLON!"
"That, hm? How useless."
"Would you like a carrot?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET THAT...THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :O
And all was peaceful, except for the nagging thought of, "Can I please leave this avatar?"
"It's so bizzare!"
The actions of Donald... are most suspicious...
"I love suspicious people!"
"I do as well. Because that makes it all the more easier.."
"Nyaa, I like easy stuff!"
"Hmph... You're too easy..."
I'll just stand here... Smirking and Wiggling eyebrows like this: [eyebrow]
"How's my clothes? nice right?"
"Ehh... Not really."
Wily knew that wearing shades would make him badass. And boy does he look badass.
*insert Twilight Zone theme here*
"Achoo! Could you make me some soup? I've got a bit of a cold :\"
"A... COLD!?"
"My best plan yet!"
"Yup, especially if cutting stuff is included."
"Your pathetic 'plan' bores me. You're so stupid I'm not even sure what to do."
"What should we do then Lancer?"
"Submit to my superior intelligence."
"But you look just like drug addict?"
"I'm only addicted to sugar."
"How dare you! I think my goatee looks great!"
"I think my nose looks great."
"How did you know?" :3
"Oh, we know everything!"
"Blood...sweet, tasty blood!"
"I have no blood."
"Nya~?"
"This latest experiment... will turn out nicely."
"Should I pose for this moment then?"
"Let's go on a killing spree!"
"By slapping PINGAS in their face"
"Sounds... boring...."
"Sounds... EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL."
"EVIL!?!? DO WANT!!!" (http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1788/insane.png)
"There's a lion on my head."
"I'm a neon sign for a new sonic character."
[He's a human. How very dare you, good sir.]
"I have blades for hands! Huzzah!"
Neon -Neon so shiny!
"You want threesome?"
We don't need to have a girl, we have eachother! 8D
Hmmm! Kallen...... delicious!
Not interested....I have something more delicious
"BAH! Is it so much to ask for top-quality tomato juice!?"
I'm so sick of him dropping blood on me. This met helmet will help!
Look at the size of those juggs! :o
Can I put pizza on them?
"No but you can put some blood wine on them"
"EH!? What is this topping!?"
Random Wily II....... Sexy [eyebrow]
Random Wily II is spying on us....again!
"Bah! Stop interrupting me!"
I can always interupt...and FFFFFFF you anyway!
I can break all the glasses that I want
I can keep like this as long as I want (Score!) :V
"You! you miserable piece of little secret!"
"Oh man, that is so funny!"
"And you are just delicious.."
"......okkkk....."
"Oh my, the look on his face... Hilarious!"
Its making me tremble in fear...
Were you really looking at the face?
"Less talking, more drinking!"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Remember the time when we had our own show?
"Bah! Needs more classic cartoons!"
"Imma eating your brains Wily!"
It tastes like nut
"This tastes like gym socks!"
My Bowtie is made of Gym socks...
"To tell you the truth... These aren't real~"
"My sexy body is so not real..."
"And we laugh at you!"
"No, that's not a fart! That's just the wind because I'm going too fast!"
"Heh, I can smell it though."
"He farted... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
It is about time, I had a battle suit! And boy do I look spiffy in it! óVó
According to destiny you get crushed by Megaman ...BTW can you bring me pizza?
"While your getting some pizza, get me some better wine as well!"
Give me both, and I'll give you a promotion with my Pingas...
"You want these as well?"
"Aaaah.... It's so good to be a ghost.... At least now I won't nosebleed when I look at--OOH BOOBIES!!! MUST HAUNT!!!" *o*
"Man purgatory isn't what they said it would be, ah well, at least I brought a book with me"
"Oh no you don't Sonic!"
You chipmunks better touch my nuts! >8|
They are destined to not touch your nuts... sucks to be you...
"It also sucks to be you since you don't get to touch these"
"What the heck did you just say?!"
"Oh~ Nothing~"
"Eh? Ok. Whatever you say."
"Now... Would you leave the 2 of us alone?"
"That's right! Even when I was young I had white/grey hair! (Or maybe it's just because I haven't been coloured)"
"Oh REALLY!?"
"YES REALLY! ...not!"
"That's very naughty of you..."
Fear meh! I am too random for you to withstand!
"Betcha wanna touch these..."
I got cool fist knives.
"I'm a Witch; Got a problem with it?"
Did you take the photos already? I'm tired of being in the same position all day.
"Luna-Go-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND~"
Round and round the rotator goes, which Wily it'll be Nobody knows D:
Nobo:Hi :D
"I think im gonna puke...." o-O
"OH! PUKING~! IS A BIG NO-NO~!"
"I'll stare right into your soul."
"Fear my +1 Cardboard Box Armor of DOOOOOOOOM!"
"I fear nothing! Not even a barber!"
"Ehh... I do not like the look in your eyes, while holding those scissors..."
"FFFFUUU- You're unstoppable!"
"I want to test your theory on that."
"I'm like Carmen Sandiego; You'll never know where I'll be next!"
"I look like an idiot. Fitting."
"Let's celebrate this moment!"
"Yes, we'll celebrate alright."
"This sense of forebiding... Something is going to happen..."
"Oh. Hehe. You guessed right."
so many avatars...OMFG!
Furry in space!! Oh wait.. thats not very amusing... :(
"Oh? Like what you see?"
Random! Hmm ! Sakura + Cute face + Big Boobs= Epic Win!
Moterboating Lesbians <3
"Something's blocking my face...oh wait...that's my visor...." o-O
"OMG! Watermelon! Must Get!" *extends tounge*
I look awesome! ;)
"Your Fate is Sealed"
"Aren't I coolest ever? Huh? Huh?"
"Not as cool as I am with my hair blowing in the wind"
"Well... This is what I think about that... YOU STINK!"
"Oh man, that's so funny!"
"Funny?! I'm bleeding to death here!"
"Really? Well then... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"What the gargoyle are you laughing at?"
"I hope it's not at me..."
Why laugh when I can take over the world, Randomly? I guess its good for evil laughing!! >BD
"Don't be so arrogant, I have the greatest weapon of all."
"Those weapons aren't as nearly as powerful as my yuri pics though!"
"Well [parasitic bomb], I got nothing."
"I'm so random, it hurts!"
Liar liar, pants on fire.
Meow I'm pretty!
"I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group. I hope we passed the audition."
(Person I don't know): "Do you mind?"
PB: "Not at all, why? Were you looking at something dirty?"
"Now you've gone and put ideas in my head!"
"Error; cannot find appropriate caption."
"I feel just as stupid as I look."
The stupid will perish by my hand...
"Oh, sounds like fun. May I help you?"
"When one avatar isn't enough..randomization..."
Let's get dangerous! B(
"I'm like the Mona Lisa; you don't know if I'm smiling or frowning."
"You don't know with me either. BECAUSE I'M WEARING A MASK!"
"Oh Shirou, Shirou, where for are thou Shirou..."
"Nothing can stop me from taking over the world!"
"And the 2 of us will stop you!"
"Well that's pretty darn mean now, isn't it?"
My blooooond hair... is eeeeevery wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeereee!
"RAWR! ME WANT EAT BLOND HAIR!"
AND ME EAT BLUE CHICKEN
"Not if I eat it FIRST!"
"HAHAHAHA! The world will soon be mine!"
"I will stop you."
"Not if me and my flashy nails have anything to say about it!" >w<
"Oh crap, I'm frozen! NOOO-oh wait, the image just hasn't loaded properly yet."
"At least yours is supposed to do something, mine's just a still picture"
"But it pays off in my case! Check out this awesome expression!"
"Random avatar is random"
"Wai~! C'mon people, would it hurt to give us a little privacy here~!?" O^O
Yeah, some people can be so inconsiderate. >8|
"At least some of us have modesty.. <_<"
"I'm a furry with guns. Come get some."
"I'm a maverick hunter with an odd helmet, I'm ready for action, too."
"Locked, cocked and ready to rock! Time to go shoot me something!"
Oh [parasitic bomb]! Cait Sith got serious!
"You don't frighten me."
"Well, you should be now."
Together until the end! *gets eaten by a random monster*
(What? I felt like being random)
"Will~you~two~kindly~stop~!? I'm~get~ting~diz~zy~!!!" o-O
"My radio control plane has become weirder and weirder..."
"HEE HEE HEE HEE! We're not laughing with you! We're laughing AT you!"
"And now... YOU DIE!"
Come...we want hugs...
"Oh? I like that..."
"Hug? I don't think so! I HATE hugs!"
Who slapped the back of my head!?
"I did. Have something to say?"
First I will build 8 robots that take over the world for me and then as the ruler of the world I will make you my mind slave! And by mind I mean sex
*Gasp!* *Drops Wine from shock* "Never!"
"His plan is BRILLIANT!"
"What?! How did his rotation get bigger than mine already?! Now I'm going to have to send my robots on him!"
This itches so badly...
Is it itching because you´re happy to see me?
"BAH! I want more chibis!"
"Flap flap flap, grin, looking evil in general... it's what I do."
"I see what you did there..."
Hey, did that guy steal our nuts?
"I thought it'd be bigger."
"No way! Nothing's bigger than The Boss!"
"Well... My finger here is... :D"
"YOU GONNA GET RAPED."
"AH! NOOOOOOOOOOO~"
"You can't stop me!"
"But I don't want you to stop~"
"I ignore you with the power of my awesome nose."
"And I ignore you with my wink~"
And I keep ignoring you with the power of my eyebrows [eyebrow]
"Every time you ignore someone, I break wine glass!"
"Haha! He's so silly!"
"My robots will turn you into random bits of random scrap metal at random times randomly!"
"I shall strike down anti-furries with great laser guides. Pew pew!"
Give me some food and I'll give you something in return... [eyebrow]
"My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the...wait, what?"
Huh?! :o
"As vacant as her stare is, I'm pretty sure she's thinking about one thing and one thing alone: pizza."
"Ah, the taste of blood...so refreshing..."
I just love going hunting here at night!
Why do people think I'm a murderer though, they're just foxes...
The lack of an avatar means this one is a spy.
*dramatic eye raise*
Contains subliminal messaging that make no sense, what more could you want? (I know that sucked, but I'm running out of ideas and haven't the slightest idea what his avatar means >.>)
"AAAAAAAARGH!!!!! I LOVE SCREAMING AT MY MINIONS!"
"AND I LOVE EATING THEM!"
"And I love MAKING them....Wait a minute..."
"What did you just say!?"
"NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK!"
Neon Sign! Whee!
"Oh no, not the full moon!"
"Sigh....moonlight...."
It always reminds me on my Afro!
"I was so shocked I dropped my glass! Damn you!"
MOE OVER 600 ATTACK!
"Over 600? Bah!" O:< *drops his glass in anger*
"I can't see through these glasses?!"
Then you miss this OVER 600! epicness.
"No! Don't start this over 600 madness again! I just got a new glass of wine!"
"My awesome singing skills, nothing can compare!"
600!!!!! WOW ^^;
"Officer, what does 'jailbait' mean? ...Oh."
"I'll never stop - never!"
"This is my pensive stare. Pensive."
"On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off, On, off, on, off..."
No comment.
You sure it wasn't the Ninja of Destiny? (you ninja'd me)
Oh My Gosh, it's Harrison Ford!
"Oh, is that so? bVd"
"ERROR: Avatar Invalid - No response available."
"Where're the zombies and psycho villagers? Bring 'em on!"
"Its right in front of you~" WRYYYYYY!!!!
Give it to me, baby! (Uh-huh, uh-huh!)
Give it to me, baby! (Uh-huh, uh-huh!)
Give it to me, baby! (Uh-huh, uh-huh!)
An' all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Dark Hero.
"But you know I'm the best, right?"
"Sigh... When will he come back..."
"Hmmm, this hot spring isn't hot enough."
"A hot spring that isn't hot? What a laugh!"
"It's nomming my noggin, but I don't caaaaaare~"
"Hehe... Things are going according to plan..."
"Chibi? this is so according to plan!"
"Chibi? We are Chipmucks!"
"Wily Mech 5000...crush 'em!"
"Should be a sight to behold."
"We really wish Donald gets squashed!"
"For 20 years I've waited, but I still failed..."
"Hahaha... What a loser!"
Hugh Hefner Wily: available in seven designer colours.
Wily has nothing on me! NOTHING!
"BAH! LIES!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
"You should calm down, and be cool like me."
"You still won't be as cool as me and my eyebrow raising though!"
"Then I'll make a funny face... Like THIS!"
Badass Wily is badass.
"I'm just as badass with my shades."
You call that badass? pfft. I see something badass everytime I look in a mirrow.
"Vun! Vun Shade Man! Ah-ah-ah!"
"... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."
Doodle Wily is...doodley.
"I can see that quite well..."
I ze Rulez the Worldz!
*Gasp* *Drops glass* "Your spelling is terrible!"
"AHHHHHH! MUST RUN AWAY!"
"My face is mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeelllllllttttttttiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggg..."
That´s rough budy
"OH GO-...For a second I thought my hand was melting."
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR.
"That's cool."
Loli: two for the price of one.
"I'm interested in that."
"Aren't you more interested in me wearing a bikini?"
Angry! Very Angry!
"Hey, quit starin'!"
"I don't think I will. I like what I see."
"He's mine! All mine~"
"Oh sure. Riiiight. You just keep thinking that."
"I'm a busty goth girl, deal with it."
"Squall got nothing on me!"
"Yeah right!"
"I'll just act cute and innocent here~"
"You think acting cute and innocent will get me out of this place...? I'm so lonely...." O^O
"Well, I have been doing this longer than any of you, and you don't hear me complaining... Yet..."
"Oh, hehe. My plans are all in order."
"No! Don't die on me!"
"What the heck are you on about?"
"Oh... Nothing. Let's just enjoy ourselves at this festival!"
"Hmph, you people are all below me."
"Care to say that again?"
Chibi Wily! Nyahahahahahaha!
"I like chibi surprisingly."
"We laugh at your misfortune!"
*smiles*
"Oh, I know exactly what you guys mean."
"Haha, what a guy!"
[objection!] "I hate Mega Man...he ruins everything!"
I have a laser scope, I can hit you even in the dark.
"Tee-hee! I'mma gut you like a fish~"
"Hmm, fish guts... my favorite!"
but not as much as CHIPMUNK MEAT!
"Eat me, I'm tasty."
"I'm gonna punch your face in!"
"You can try if you like. Don't think you'll succeed."
"Yes, I'm wearing a bikini...what's your point?"
"My point is that I'm liking what I see."
"Oh, I see. *Curtsey* Thank you, sir!"
"You have no idea how suggestive I find that."
"Your suggestion is lovely!"
"Now that's comedy!"
"And that's Manga!"
"A werewoof I am!"
"Werewolf!? What a laugh! He looks more like a WereFOX to us!" >0<
"I'll counter that with my wereyoshi!"
"Never heard of that!"
"Really? I'm a failure..."
"Oh my god... He admitted!"
"Yeah, I know... what a failure I am..." ;O;
"Ahaha! He's crying!"
Butt-chin! For great anti-justice!
"A butt-chin you say..."
*Insert shiny teeth for complete sexy Wily*
"I might be able to learn a few things..."
"Whaddya mean by that?"
With this look of mine I can bend the very fabric of space soooo....WHY THE HELL CAN´T I GET A GIRL!
"What is a man?"
"... No... Comment..."
A man? You are looking at the manliest manly man in the history of men!
"What is a man? A miserable pile of...man. Man."
"I'm not an average man. I'm a Whoo! man"
"Men..."
"Doctorrrrrrrrr Wilyyyyyyy..." [/No More Heroes intro voice]
"That was rather... Dramatic."
"Heheheheheheh...hahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Looks like he finally snapped."
"I'm gonna be the next American Idol!"
Boobies!
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B."
"That's so.... immature...."
Robotnik proudly displays his Sausage FingerTM: for when you need to lecture incompetent minions in style!
"I love Robotnik's butt." :)
"Alright... eheh. Sure, whatever."
"You're so in deep trouble!"
"That's so funny when you say it!"
Frightened maid in a corner? You know what time it is...
I'm so cool... I could probably [twin slasher] that maid and get away with it.... And she would Like it...
"Wouldn't you rather have me? Look, giant knockers!"
Lookin' so damn smooth in my shades. Yes... [eyebrow]
I'll eat your soul.
"That was pretty damn cool."
"Oh, I don't think I'd like this bondage thingie."
"It's a crazy world galaxy of e-mails Katamari in this crazy world galaxy..."
"Hmm, I wanna go to another galaxy!"
"In a galaxy not so far away from here.."
But, a butt! Chin.
"... Right, funny guy."
"It sure made me...smiiiiiiiiile!"
"I'm so cool, my Sunglasses don't need to cover my eyes completely."
Introducing BipedowolfTM: the wolf that stand on its own two feet!
"My glasses are slipping off, but I'm so cool it doesn't matter!"
So... tired...
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaluigi!"
Sup?
"I do not approve of your pleasantries!"
"I love my sexy eyes"
"No way, ours are much sexier!"
Oh, hi there.
Hello to you, mr. Domino. :D
"H-hello there..."
"What's up?" ;)
"Just standing, chillin!"
"The vastness of space... it's... so... beautiful..."
If you see this thing in a dark alley...you're dead.
Musn´t look directly into his eyes....crap, I did
"Bah! So did I! And he hypnotized me into dropping my glass!"
"Aww... That's so cute of you~"
"Ha-ha!!! YES!!! That'll teach him to defy my greatness!!!" bVd
"I need a rest"
"Um...I can explain..."
"Oh, there's totally no need for that!"
"Y-you can't [twin slasher] me...I have God on my side!"
"Oh, I'm sure God approves if it's me."
"I'll just lie on this bed, all inoccent-like, and...put your goddamn pants back on!"
Boy, do I look awesome. 8)
"Yawn... I need to rest my eyes for a bit..."
"Me too, mine are starting to glow red, which is never a good sign."
"Whats up fellas!!!! Ahyuhk 8D"
"Die you goofy being!"
"Big Bang Attack!"
"That is nothing..."
"EVIL SMILE, GO!"
"Seriously stop. You can never win."
"Afro-Shroom's got nothing on me."
+800 Avatars :W
"This isn't what it looks like! Really!"
"I have purple pants! Bow to me!"
"...You're pretty strange."
Strange is normal, Normal is strange.
"What does that mean? Great, now I got a headache thinking about it!"
"But you look so cute when you're in pain...." :D
"... A lion cub now?"
"Interesting...mweheheheheheh..."
"I'm so much cooler then that laugh."
"... Where are you staring at?"
You should feel honored to be peeped on by me!
"Bah! I want in on the peeping too!"
"Wow, DATASS!"
*It big....almost as big as the universe!
- that is the universe
"Bah! Stop thinking in such a large scale!"
"Nya, how cyute!"
"I wonder... Will I find a cute star to play with?"
I can offer a StarMan if you want?
"I has money, I can do this!"
"Can you buy me a planet then?"
"Grey Ranger, GO!"
"... Isn't he too old to be a Ranger?"
"How dare you? Now I must grin you into submission!"
I wear sunglasses, your grin is being reflected
"What the hell is this? I specifically askd for Merlot, you fool!"
"Over-reacting much?"
"The afro says shut up."
My sexy sexy eyes think it´s more bat-wing shaped than an afro
"Bah! I'm bald!"
"And naked!"
and sexy
"I vant to suck your motor fluid!"
"My eyes are sexy [eyebrow]"
"But...ours are bigger and cuter..."
And alluring. owo
"Hmm... I wish I was more like that..."
"I wish people would give my robots a chance...but I guess that's not gonna happen...so...IT IS TIME TO LAUNCH MY PIZZA MAVERICK MK I! Go and destroy all the other Pizza Chains in the WORLD! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Augh! Werewolf! Shoot it!"
"But we're out of silver bullets!"
"Then, er..."
"Kill it with fire?"
"No, you buffoon!"
"Stick a stake through its heart?"
"That's vampires."
"Then what should we do?"
"Er...please don't eat us, Mr. Werewolf?"
"RAWR!"
They were never heard from again.
"That sounded pretty fake to me."
"I'm going to glare at you until you worship my butt-chin."
"I love POMATOES! "
"And I love incest!"
"Me too! On the full moon!"
"Blood...darkness...come unto me!"
"Looks cool."
"Hmmm, sexy!"
Quote from: AdamTheHedgehog on July 27, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
"And I love incest!"
Incest? Vixy and I are not related.
Is only straight shota 8D
Put some clothes on, you two! 8D
"Wait a minute...I'm only shown from the head...could that mean...?"
I AM WOLF MAN!
"*Sigh*..."
"I need some Pomato Juice"
" I'm Lucario"
"I feel so..... tiny."
"Pfft, tiny?! At least you didn't have to create the universe! Do you realize how small I am compared to the universe?! Now that's tiny..."
"eh? What happen to my avatar?"
"Aah! I'm naked with cat's ears that match my hair color!"
"Like my abs?"
"Ooooh...can I poke them...?" '>.>
"Okay, but please help me when you're done. This Mettaur's interrupting my reading."
"How about I eat you?"
"Mmmmmm, delicious maids~"
"I'm hitting on you right now."
"Let me hit on you then too!"
"Those fools! Now that they're distracted with love, I can destroy the city with Flaming Pizza Torpedoes propelled from my Pizza Maverick!"
I bet you thought I was a decent character... But I'm not!
yo wassap
"Hmm, not bad. Just got back from Zebes in fact."
Where did I park?
"BAH! HOW COULD YOU FORGET!?"
"I'm the most genius mind in the world! I'm not gonna forget my ride!"
Your memory is clear
"Data analysis - Samus Aran. Intergalactic bounty hunter."
"I love my sunglasses"
"Oh yes. Right there. Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Haha, take that Glass Joe!"
"Let's hope Rock doesn't get Jealous..."
*Blink*
"Ha! Blinking is for losers!"
"SILENCE!"
"I can stay silent; I'm cool like that."
"Not like I have anything better to do...*sigh*..."
"Oh I can think of a couple things..." [eyebrow]
"Ooooooh, I am intrigued!"
"Duuuude, awesome! What's on your mind?"
"Run in fear."
(http://ಠ_ಠ)
"What IS that!?"
"Bloody Hell, I'm a woman!"
"RAWR!"
"...Was that supposed to scare me? Because if so....you fail at it...furry..."
You are a raccoon! :o
"A... Raccoon... Hmm..."
"That's no Racoon...THAT'S A BLOODY CAT! That Bloody Cat's a Spy!"
*MEOW* "See? I'm a CAT"
"... That... So..."
"Hm hm hm hm hm...amusing."
"That's one cool cat..no pun intended."
"Oh noes! My eyes keep blinking!?!"
"No-one can beat me in a staring contest..."
"I have no need for a moustache when my eyes are this evil..."
"But do you have hair like me?"
"..Woah.. Trippy.."
"Evangelion in 30 seconds."
"Holy [tornado fang], galaxy wide goatse.."
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuue.
"Black and white all the way baby!"
"So pretty..."
And yet so sexy~
OH YEAH, REAL SEXY
"Your sexiness makes me sleepy....zzzz..."
"OHHHHHHHHHHH~ I can't go to SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP~"
"Then I'll make you sleep,FOREVER!!BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHH~ Please be GENTTTTTLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE~"
"Now,your giving me the creeps...maybe later..." *runs away riding a flying saucer/capsule*
"NOOOOOOOOOO~ Don't leave MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~"
I am Wily! Emperor of the World!
"So sleepy...."
"Darn contact lens!"
"Rush, you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...!"
"oooh yeeeeh..'
"Its chinchilla, actually. It took 37 of the little buggers to make! True story."
"Crap! I jumped too early!"
"I'm...pwacticing...closing...my eyelids...I'm not...vewy...good at it...thewe we go!"
"You amuse me. So much."
I am one of those....manipulative, dark princes.
"I'm...so bored..."
"Then come with me!"
*Cries manly tears*
Oh yeah! This cake is delicius!
"Just like this wine!"
"I look ridiculous! Why oh why do you make me so?!"
"When I whisper in your ear, you have 99 attempts to avoid my scythe, darling."
"Sorry honey, but it's me who will whip your arse"
"I remain unimpressed."
"That's what my books said."
"Then I'll come and prove it to you!"
"You could try...but fail!"
"Hehe... This will be interesting to see."
"Where's Wily?!"
"He's in my Castle of Illusion."
"You can't fool me."
"Stop copying my style!"
"B-but I love that!"
"See, it covers both of my eyes. I can't see any [parasitic bomb]!"
"Hehe, I still have one uncovered."
"Excellent!"
We are the link between disney and final fantasy....[sonic slicer]!
"! That face! Gwaah!"
Cool eyepatch! 8)
"Do you vant cookies, ja?"
"LIKE THE MOON, AND THE STARS, AND THE SUNNNNNNN!"
You´re mine bitches!
TO BE OR NOT TO BE?
"Uh come again?"
"I said I'm angry!"
Who cares about your anger....we´ve got the power of fashion!
"So? I have the power o-crap, butter fingers!"
"Hey! my HP is red!? heal me!"
"What'd you say? Waste magic? All right!"
"Oh no this isn't happeninggggg!!"
"Ultimate Thundaga!"
Xigbar: "Clever little sneak...!"
OOOh the catwalk ~
"Damn, my drink!"
I am protected by plot armor and I am a Canoe Sue.
"In your dreams"
"Oh no! We're trapped in someone's dream"
"I don't need both eyes to see that you're an idiot."
"Group hug~"
"That looks like fun."
DUN DUN I R MURDURER
o hai u die nao kthx
"That's some of the worst grammar I've ever seen!"
lol i r not heer
OH SHI-
BLUE BALLS!
"My drink - you made me spill it!"
Meganekko!
...Or whatever you want to call her.
"Hmmm~ rawr baby!"
"NO ONE SAYS THAT TO DAISY EXCEPT ME!!!"
Wily is saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad~
"Aww... The old man is crying..."
i r soopr kawai
"What're you lookin' at?" D=<
"At you... Baby~"
Mega Wily!
"That... Was actually cool."
"Random? MWAHAHAHA!!!"
Man, you guys should be a couple. 8)
Sweet ennui
Kiss my soul
Let me drift
And see no more.
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PS: Avatar wasn't there before...
"I Have Shades, do you?"
Rockman of the funk! ~
"I dropped my glass because of the funkiness."
Guys dig chicks with swords.
"I dig all women."
You are not enough for all of them
"I will now drop this glass in an indifferent fashion."
"Look at my eyes...and embrace my manly gaze!"
"My eyes are better."
"Hmph. Whatever."
"Ooh, jealous of me?"
You can´t find anything better than us!
"This isn't blood!"
"My hair's red...that's kinda like blood!"
You hair is as white as snow.
It's supposed to be blue, for the record.
"My hair is green...green is nice, too..."
"Monochrome is sexy"
"Y-you don't think we're sexy?"
"To tell you the truth, we are more sexy~"
"But nothing is as sexy as Wily in a bikini!"
Robotnik wants YOU!
"What if I said no?"
" Wily... hmmm sexy old man 8D"
"Would... You like to join us too?"
"No."
"What are you thinking?"
"As an old man, you should show some respect!"
"Search and destroy!"
"Eeep! Oh no, he's watching us!"
"Green outfit, red hair...yeah, 'course I'm [tornado fang]ing Irish."
"That's what you think."
No pan?
"...Huh?"
"You know what I mean [eyebrow]"
"Please tell me you brought the salsa."
"My 8-ball tells me.... yes, he did!"
"Fear my Electronic Keyboard of DOOOOOOOOM!"
"What the hell am I wearing?"
"I-it's called a sundress..."
"That looks good on you."
" Is a old man with mustache"
"That mustache... It's scaring us..."
KINGU WAIRI!
Hey maaaannn~
Feels gooood~
"Yes, I know."
"Good god...I've been reduced to a colourful doodle in someone's notebook!"
"Not even drawn as well as I!"
"I'm going to gut you. How does that sound?"
"Sounds great, thanks."
"Damn, I got busted!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
My shades....*puts glasses on*...are awesome.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
"Ja, I have them too."
"So do I!"
"I don't have them!! RAGE!!"
"You wouldn't hurt a cute widdle kiddy, would you?" *Goes into a cute kitty pose >w<*
I'm too busy eating to care about the catgirl...
"Care about me then?"
"Oh yeah, who wouldn't?"*raises eyebrows in a mischevious/creepy way*
"...what the hell are you on about."
"You. Must die."
"...you? -points-"
"Not him. You."
Who is the most badass mad scientist in the world, Dr. Wily II!
"That taste good! Need moar! :W"
"Search... And destroy..."
"I want to hug you!"
"Touch me, and you die."
"I want to destroy YOU!!!!!"
"Please spare us..."
Hey Wily, Your avatar isn't showing for me...
(No that wasnt a caption)
"Why am I wearing sunglasses...when it's so dark?"
"Wut?"
"Ah, these birdies make me seem so cool."
"Cool? More like lame..."
"I'm so awesome I. Eat. Haaaiiirrrr!"
Quote from: Flame on August 15, 2009, 03:46:59 AM
Hey Wily, Your avatar isn't showing for me...
(No that wasnt a caption)
Oh that... Bluehost... I guess...
Just treat the red x as an avatar... -_-
@Roa: "Hair? Please spare mine..."
"Hiding and being invisible can be considered random, y'know!"
"That can't be..."
"Now you see me, now you don't."
"who turned out the lights? WHERE AM I? THIS ISNT WILY-SAMA'S AVATAR SPOT!
Its so cold.. and the wolves..."
"Don't worry... I will help to keep you warm..."
NOTHING IS EVERYTHING.
"...Really...?" B(
"I know that feeling."
"I have...nothing."
"In a way... Me too."
"Nothing is the new awsome."
"*Kicks door* I see you~"
*SingASong* "No you don't~" [eyebrow]
"Damn square in my avatar-!"
"Um, maybe that guy up there can eat it for you?"
"I do not like squares."
"I like... nothing. I am nothing. OH GOD I'M EMO?!"
"Looks like one to me."
"You can't see me.. I can do what I want!"
"I can see you just fine...what are you talking about?"
The dumbest thing holding a scythe, I have ever seen.
Do you see what I see?
"Delicious pizza is delicious. Must. Eat."
"I... Wanted some..."
"I want nothing."
"... Really now?"
"I'm...not random? D:"
"You are nothing...."
"I live in nothing. Yay."
@White-Jet: "Well, at least someone's having it worse than me."
@Prince Harming: "Poor you."
Just an empty space...
Nothingness.......what is nothing?
"Who cares!? More pizza for me!" *CHOMP* ~w~
"Mmm... delicious drink."
I has a sad face =(
"But... Dat Ass... FFFFFFFF!"
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan~
FFFFFFUUUUUUU.............
"If I eat it all now, then no one can steal it!"
"You are an evil witch..."
Dr. Wily II = a sex symbol
"Ehh... We are doing something here at the moment..."
"I need a new toolbox "
"We need a new room!"
Live-action Wily~
"I saw, I smiled."
I'm Wily! any problem?
"Yes! Could you please go away? teehee!"
"WHO DARES DISTURB THIS INNOCENT COUPLE!?!?" O:<
"Anything to cure this boredom."
"How about I fight with FFFRRRIIIEEEZZZAAAA???!!!"
Incest GET!
"That's good...maybe he'll stop calling now."
"Hahaha... You wish."
"Then that means this is my chance!"
Nunnally is such a fool, I really want Suzaku.
"And I want Rivalz."
"...I want Dr. Light II."
"You're all a bunch of liars. I want Vixy! owo"
"Nya~ My cheeks are so itchy~ >w<"
"I'M GONNA KEEL J00!"
"...! C-can I rub those ears with my hands? owo"
"... Why is Yui-senpai making me do this?"
Because if you don't, I'll send a Robot to kill her!
"The way this image is flattened makes it look like my chest sticks out more...oh, I'm such a genius!"
"Why yes... Yes you are..."
"I'll be the King of Singstar!"
"You are already a star in my eyes..."
"This Paint drawing must be reset."
"Please stay dead." 8)
"Never...! Instead I'll become a SUPER SAIYAN."
"Oh well, your call."
"THEN FEEL MY POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"You don't wanna mess with this 'stache!"
"Haha, you might be right."
"Check me out - I'm gangsta!"
"You know... I'm a terrorist too~"
"NO! You'll never be on my level!"
"Oh, but I have a power that you don't possess~"
"Oh yeah? I doubt that!"
"I have the power... Of a little sister~"
"Huh? What the heck is that?"
"That's for me to know, and for you to find out~"
"I'll make you tell me!"
I smile because C.C. is pleasuring me.
"I'd like that too."
Hmm... the idea of Kallen wanting to be pleasured gives me a nasty idea.... [eyebrow]
Delicious!
I'll say. o//////o
I only eat this pizza because Lelouch tastes really bad...
"I bet my boobs weigh more than C.C.'s ~"
"Damn, I'm being stripped against my will. Oh well, take it like a man."
"Heh-heh.... Take it like a man.... That's hilarious...."
"Yeah, almost as funny as...this."
You should've seen my acting when Shirley died, Hilarious...
"That was a great thing, right?"
Oh of course, I'm glad Rolo killed her.
"Rolo...the fact that guy has no friends make me happy."
"Hahaha, so true!"
"Oh, you did not just INSULT MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!"
"Who? Rolo? that miserable thing? heh."
I RAGE AT THE FACT THAT ROLO AND SHIRLEY DIDN'T GET TOGETHER!!
"Heh, you really think even Rolo would go for someone like her?"
Oh, right. Rolo was gay, he wanted me... Too bad for him, I want Suzaku...
"What Zero-sama is actually gay? kinki!"
"EMPEROR LELOUCH'S KILLER IS GAY? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
"I'm... Not... Gay..."
"lol, you wish!"
"Must... Control... Rage..."
I will prove that Lelouch is gay! *Holds up videotape*
SEE? This tape has him and suzaku doing stuff! Sadly its audio only...
"Still sounds good though."
"Smile to the masses..."
"Why am I a met?!"
"Because I made you so..."
"Hehe, so that's why...!"
"Now hand over that tape..."
"! I have no idea what you mean.."
Tape? What tape? I'm a noble individual who has sex with his green haired beauty daily...
Note to self, Suzaku needs me to pleasure him tonight. Givre C.C. a random bum to pleasure her. Kill the holder of the tape. -_-
"What about me tonight?"
"...what about you?"
Oh silly Kallen, you know I never liked you... go be with that guy who likes you so much, you know.. RMZX or something like that...
"But... I like you Lulu..."
"Then again.... I MUST EAT GOLDSTIEN!!"
"Lelouch is dead so deal with it." - Word of God
"It ha been confirmed Lelouch is dead." - Half the fanbase.
[objection!] "Lelouch is alive and we know it." - The other half of the fanbase.
-AC - Everyone else.
If I didn't eat this pizza, Pizza Hut would revoke my Cheese-Kun... Better eat it quickly...
"You and your pizza obssession."
"Not when my clothes are off! :V"
"Nonsense! Your clothes are black!"
*I'm handsome *o* *
"...Huh? What are you saying? I'm busy here."
*You are not an opponent for my Sharingan!!!*
"I... We... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Eyebrow power, go!"
"Haha, what a funny power~"
Nothing is more powerfully hilarous than vampire Wily!
"You can think that, but it's not true."
"Who says I'm thinking about it?"
"JUST LISTENING TO MY WPOD....! OH YEEEEAAHHHH...!"
"Love! love! love!"
"I can't tell where her boobs end and where my body begins!"
"You're not that smart, aren't you?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?" O:<
"You wouldn't suddenly get smarter even after reading the whole dictionary."
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
"ORDER IN THE COURT!"
"This is for helping me~"
"Ohh, Oh, that's great!"
"And this is for feeding me~"
"NO WAI"
YA WAI, Now I'm gonna make out with my plushie.
Are you sure you are not related to Domon Kasshu by any chance?
"Is this pizza your family? If it is, then I'll throw it up for you."
*hug*
I would hug you... but I think your boobs are too big... I'll just hug one of those...
"I'm fine with not being hugged..."
"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh.... It's a romantic moment...." -_-
My book got to a romantic moment, but Sonic [tornado fang]'d it up...
"That's ok, I'm fine really."
"It seems... My lips are stuck..."
"That's not good!"
"Chu."
Do not hug me, or you will feel my wrath! >BD
"You're not really that scary, you know."
"Do not worry, I'm here"
"Hey, this is a private party!"
"Oh My God! I think it makes vodka!"
I can't see anything but fog in the distance....
*Yummy*
What are you going to do with that camera?
"I will absorb it... And get its flashing power!"
"I want to squeeze your butt 8D"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! SAVE ME AKIRA!!!" ;^;
"Um...I don't think I can in this position...." :-[
Purgatory... now it has Sonic and Quicksand... I'm getting mad.
"My clothing matches my hair!"
''I'm using EXE 1's Barrier BattleChip! Get me now!''
I hadn't played that many Beat 'Em ups but I do like streets of rage 1 and 2. I like your ninja girl.
"Sorry about that, I was kinda hungry!"
1 hit and this barrier is TOAST.
Any problem?
yes there is a problem... you aren't in our sexy hot tub! Join us!
"Join me with my adventures as Horo Kallen and my partner in business crime, Craft Lelouch in Spice and Wolf Code Geass!
"I see something."
in my armor.. I'm gonna kick your @$$.. Yes.. in my armor.
Other Ninjas are pussies compared to me.
"Uhn! He's staring this way..."
"That's some booty..."
What? you wanna try ME? Yeah that's what I thought, your regrets start NOW!
"Do I look like I care?"
Pirate Man!!!!!!!!
Akira! Stop being a pimp and get these other women outta here!
"Why?"
Because then me and you can spend some QUALITY time together. [eyebrow]
"Uhh... ok... -u-'"
I'm sweeter than you, Yes I am!
"I'll just let my hair do the talking. And slashing."
"Give it all to me!"
"Hee-hee...are you sure you want it all...?" [eyebrow]
"Go ahead and take it. And have fun sinking."
I will claw anyone who steals my treasure.
Mona Pizza!
for you!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHplCP8v9rw
Forget about pizza! Get me a god damn towel!
"Yes, you do need one."
"I have an idea, let me think about it in a sec you impatient knuckleduster."
I'm so blurry. But thats because you don't want to see what I really look like. B(
"But... I like the blurry~"
"DR. WILY!!!!!!!!!!"
BBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeautiful
"Do not waste food, is bad"
Akira + Vixy with Boobs = WIN 8) [eyebrow]
C.C. + Endless Supply of Pizza= A huge ass that somebody is going to stare at. :P
"I know I'm staring~"
"Staring at my sexy photo I presume?"
"That was you!? REVOLTING!!!" O:<
"If I'm gonna sink, I'm gonna sink in style!"
It's time for my OVERPOWER!!!!!
You mean VEXANPOWER!
"Bah! Ridiculous!"
"I'm so rockin' with my punk-rock mohawk and gothic outfit!" [eyebrow]
"I might become emo because of all this... Unforunate events..."
"I just realized something. Why not make a human fight X?
"It's a bird!"
"Fool! I'm a penguin!"
"NO! I'M A DUCK!!!"
Hmmm. Random Wily II.... Delicious!
"Not as delicious as this...." bVd
"EEEEEEEE!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! THIS IS A PRIVATE ROOM!!!" O^O
"I need a boat"
"But we need that boat ourselves, so that we can give warm snuggles to each other everyday~"
"I wonder if he's relaited to Brian.."
"Everything is blurry..."
"That's the effect of my power!"
"....so what?"
"So... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"
MISSION COMPLETE!
Here´s your reward soldier! <3
"BAH! It's too fresh!"
Dr. Wily II... *yawn*
"Jusssttt a mouthful of nipples helps the medicine go dowwwwnnnnn, the medicine go dowwwwnnnnn, medicine go down...."
I might show you my personal Thundercats sword...
Gomen! o//////o
"Oh, dinner is ready.. in an unfourtunate time.."
"You cannot comprehend my form."
I can comprehend that I was looking at your ass. And now I'm looking away so you won't get mad. 8D
"Aw...what a gentleman...." :3
"I ponder on how that is relevant to my situation."
"My hug is always relevant!"
"When compared to me, everything is irrelevant!"
Give the ruler a hug <3
"You made me drop my glass!"
"Someone needs a hug!"
Or the new ACTION CHAPTER X!
*Gasp!* *Drops glass* "Did someone say Action Chapter X?!"
"AHAHAHAHA! What morons!"
"You don't have a slight of chance against God Wily!"
"I WILL STILL TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"But first, can you pass my chibi minions!?"
"EASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"I love my laugh"
Wah, Wah! Baby Akira wants some milk! Go fetch me a nipple!
".... I vant to suck some nipple..."
"My nipple... you can suck em!"
"BUT I DON'T HAVE NIPPLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"Old nipples! 8D"
Akira, I swear if you try to suck on my nipples, there will be hell to pay!
"I wonder if Zero will do that~"
"I'm gonna [tornado fang] you up."
"Man, I'm such a lucky bastard~"
"You're terrified of my awesome figure in the wind, aren't you?"
"I am being fed pizza. You?"
"Jack hammering. bVd"
"That sounds... Painful..."
"What are you looking at?"
"Oh... Eh... Sorry!"
"This so much fun."
"Ehhh...? Are you sure its going to fit?"
"From where I'm looking it... Yep!"
"Then trust me... I'll be gentle."
"Hmm... Looking back at you!"
Time to build some Turrets and dispensers!
"You make me...so happy..."
Please, Sunrise. Make me not a complete [tornado fang]ing waste of space! I'm only good for failing being cute! :'(
What? how can you say that?.. I just look so F'cking badass after all!
I AM badass... *stares you down*
"You think you got anything on me?"
red eyes are the cutest thing ever..
"I'm a bad girl!!
"We're innocent! X("
" I'm innocent! 8D"
"Not so innocent anymore."
"BLASPHEMY!!!!!"
"Time to create some sentries!"
"AND I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!!"
"I won't let you zap mah sentry boy!"
TRY STOPPING ME NOW!!
"Please... Don't stop..."
"I won't MUAHAHAHA!"
"STOP ALL YOUR NONSENSE!!!!"
"Oh....that's so scary!"
"I'M A LEGENDARY DUCK!!!!"
"Nothing I can't build from scratch."
"Eh... What about a loyal servant?"
"Does a name Forte rings a bell?"
"HE PISSES ME OFF!!!"
"Well, that is his purpose."
"Then I will destroy him!"
Oh please, don't make me have to be so irriatingly high pitched! I have no fans as it is!
"You have a fan... In me~"
"I make fans [eyebrow]"
"I'm the king of kings! eventhough I'm a girl..."
"AND I WILL BLAST YOU INTO SPACE!!!"
With sentry turrets! >BD
"I prefer grenade spam myself."
"Blowing [parasitic bomb] up is cool...hehe...yeah."
Oh...I don't know... :'(
"Zero Tolerance."
I feel so betrayed...
"Awww, that's so nice to see."
"Aww, why am I so adowable?"
WHAT!? YOU DIN'T BRING ME TEH MONNEY?
"What of it?"
"I'm broke..."
"I can brake anything :W"
"No... Please don't..."
"Like you can stop me!"
"Please... Someone help me..."
"Oh yeah, I'll 'help' you."
"Cuddle me.."
"Unknown"
"Ehh... Stop staring please!"
"Make me bitches."
"I am the night.."
"You are scary" :o
"I'm hungry!"
" Next drink, please!"
"HEY!! COUPLES ONLY!!"
"Sorry, the sign is too blurry for me to read."
"HOW DARE YOU!!! I SHALL SMITE YOU WITH MY SUPER SAIYADUCK MIGHT!!!" O:< O:< O:<
"Hmmm, a wholegrain bread? I can dig that."
Super Saiyan Donald is Super Saiyan.
"Bring on the Kobayashi!"
Pete: what's the scouter say about his power level?
Mickey: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Donald *RRRRAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!*
"Oh no you didn't!?"
(inspiration get!)
Try beating this, Assholes!
"Guess where my other hand is..."
"Buy the DVD DAMMNITTTT!!!"
"I DON'T WANNA!!!" O:<
"Too bad. you have to entertain this ol' bored Avatar me here."
"I don't have to. Space rulez."
"Kobun sentry? genius!"
"I deny your genius with my POWER!"
"You wouldn't hit a half-crippled girl, would you?" O^O
"If it got me out of here, I'd honestly consider it."
Let's have a stare contest.
"I look down at you."
"I'm not surprised; I am in a wheelchair, you know...." 8D
If I had a wheelchair I might actually have more fun.
"That was so...beautiful.."
And strangely erotic
"You horrify me."
"Big... Brutha..."
"Aha! Destroy!"
"No! Don't die Big Brutha!"
"Wahaha! I shot him!"
"Twincest!" :o
"Makes me hungry!"
"Hunt! Hunt! Mwaha!"
N-Nunally... Comfort me...
"Ah, sibling love...how sweet can it get...?" >w<
I love your avatar!
"With a present like that, I'm so gonna get back to 1993!"
"YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT! NOT THE PAST!!!"
I live in a time where blowing [parasitic bomb] up is good.
"Uuaaaa~! Blowing things up is so coool!"
"I wholeheartedly agree."
"Boom boom! HUAHAHAHAHA!"
"ALL THIS TALK OF EXPLOSIONS FIRES ME UP!"
"You sure you wanna go up against me?"
"I CAN ALWAYS TRY!!!"
"Not if I gun ya down first with mye Servbot mounted gun!" >0<
"Yes, that is a Mode 7 rendered plane, and... [tornado fang]ing kids always shooting it down!"
"I am... The Bat man!... Literally. Im made of bats"
"I had this many lollipops!"
"Hmm? apple lollipops? where?"
"I ATE THEM ALL!!!"
"And I'm replanting it with this!"
"HOW DARE YOU!?"
"Hahahaha! my boys!"
"Please don't aim that at us..."
"That's how ya do it!"
"I'm not impressed."
"MAYBE YOU WILL, BY THIS SERVEBOT THAT SHOOTS OUT OF ITS ASS!"
"Alright, I surrender."
"...you disappoint me...." B(
"My world is not broken, honest!"
"It will be when I'm done!"
*Sigh*"So childish..."
"What did you SAY!?"
It´s not how it looks like
"What the-what is that?!"
"Rider riding Gilgamesh that is..."
"What was THAT?!"
"It's called riding!"
"Wahaha! That's amusing!"
"It's called face destruction!"
"IT'S NOT RIGHT!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"YOU SHOULD! MORALS ARE IMPORTANT!!!"
"Me? moral? you're preaching at the wrong person!"
"THEN YOU MUST DIE!!!"
"Dr. Wily II MUST PAY! I will HAVE MY REVENGE!"
....after I finish my pizza...
"Hmm... [eyebrow]"
"Hmmmm <3!"
"Blaarrgh XP"
"Booga...BOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... Riiiight..."
"Destruction!"
"Rodeo!"
Work my Slave! Work!
"My drink...! Oh well."
"Having a nice time?"
I´ve got a briliant Idea! I will open a boat shop...int he FUTURE!
"I spilled my blood..!"
"And I licked it ALL UP..."
"And I spill it once more, continuing the cycle!"
"THANK YOU for the meal then..."
"Now this is fun!"
No it isn't, let me sleep.
" Sexy [eyebrow]"
"We don't really...appreciate the look.."
"So...hungry...*faints*"
It is time for Action!
"Watch me eat this entire pizza pie in three seconds!"
"Not interested. *walks away*"
"Wahaha! Like you have a choice!"
"Of course there's always a choice... To slash!"
Akira D:
AKira :D
"Make sure you get her good side! I want it to be perfect for our celebration with this latest catch!" owob
"I wanna go fishing..."
"I am dead."
"Thanks to me~"
"Do I look like I care...?" B(
"You should. I'm bored."
"Why are you talking to me?"
"Because... You arouse me~"
"...You're disgusting...." B(
"Whatever. Like I care..."
"Let us light up your life then."
"Thanks...I'll pass...." -u-'
"Watch me pass right through the frame."
"So enlightening."
"So corny!"
"So... Dead."
Akira, again?
I'm honestly not even sure what the hell is going on in your avatar. It looks like Vixy and a way too young kid or a midget or something doing things generally considered illegal. So uh..
"Oh [parasitic bomb], its Chris Hansen!"
"Oh [parasitic bomb]! that's one creepy as hell explosion!"
"This is a terrible expression to have."
"You'd best act prim and proper... Or you will burn..."
"Oh really now?"
"Yeah, really now?"
"..."
"I think it's dead..."
"Splashy? SPLASHY!? SPLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"Please tell me you're not going to eat that...." -u-'
"After that quicksand... No."
"Eeew... quicksand... its so sticky, and... Eew."
"Wouldn't wanna get that on my one of a kind face."
"That would be funny though."
"So funny that I would die. Wait... XP"
What happened Dr. Willy II?
"He lost the eating contest."
"Too...full...can't...breathe...."
"Oh please, I can eat much more than anyone. even drink a river of soda!"
"Well... Show me..."
Err.... No, I do not want to...
"But... I want to~"
I don't care, I don't.
"Maybe you will after I DANCE for you!"
"Uhh... No."
"Come on now..."
".....no!"
"Splash Woman: Gone too soon."
"She smells like dead fishy!"
"Do you want to look like this in the morning?"
"Most certainly not."
"How... Much... Longer..."
".......[tornado fang], you're stupid!"
"But I still like you...." :3
"Bored..."
"Go bother someone else!"
"Yes...please do.... You're creeping me out...."
"Thanks. Y'know, because that's what I really wanted."
"Well, I really want your blood!"
" Poor Splashy :'( "
Akira, you are one lucky dude! owob
"Where is my pizza?"
Where is my oxygen?
"Where is my Lelouc-wait, he's gone?! I'm so happy..."
"Tsk, stupid people."
"Like you can talk.."
"You do NOT want to trifle with me."
"Like you frighten me."
"Why I oughta..."
"Why are you still in my presence?"
"God you're annoying!"
"I'm one dead fish.."
"GOOD! Finally someone dies!"
"X_X"
"Hmm...I want pizza!"
"I want something fluffy!"
"I want something wet and cold.... IT'S TOO HOT OUT HERE!!!!!!!!" ;^;
"I can give you my broken drink dispenser if you want."
"Not interested."
"I don't want it either!"
"Why are you so close?"
"Because I'm here to serve you, my mistress."
"Well go away!"
"As you wish, Milady."
"What is this disgusting...thing...down there?"
"That would be a stain, Milady."
"...I think my face is stuck like this."
"Let me help you with that, Milady."
"...Just get away from me."
"Just don't go too far okay!"
"I... Won't... Be... Moving..."
"Why did you have to die right next to me?"
"Hey! What're you lookin' at!"
"At you of course~"
"..."
"All you crazy people..."
"Get out."
By the power of the blackness behind me!
Noise Crush for your ears!
"Oh god, are you taping this?"
"The mouse is SMACK! dabinthemiddleofenemyterritory."
"It's time for you to meet your maker!"
"I think she's already there...." -u-'
"Oh man, this drink is gre-OH GOD WHAT"
"Why so serious?"
"Need...water..."
"I guess you'd die if you don't drink water right now."
"Forget drinking! I WANNA SWIM IN IT!!!" ;^;
"And I don't want to swim in anything...dammit."
"... I feel like cooling off."
.....you´re not wearring pants......
What is a broken glass?
A pile of really [tornado fang]ing sharp shards
"Well, that's not really funny..."
"Neither is this."
"Hmm. I must think deeper into this."
"Hmmmmm... AKIRA!!!!"
"What do you want with my Akira!?"
8D
"I want to do 'stuff'..."
"I'm dying. Can't you tell?"
"Of course, people die when you kill them!"
"Can't breath. Wait, breath? X_X"
"... I'll leave you be."
"Aren't you nice?"
"I try my very hardest."
"It doesn't seem that way to me."
"... Back at you."
"I look down at you!"
"Let's see if your opinion still stands after my Unlimited Blade Works."
"That sounds retarded."
"... *whimper*"
"Aren't you pathetic?"
"No I'm not!"
"I'm more dead actually..."
"You smell, too."
"That wasn't me."
"Pink hair ... owob"
"Nya~ Don't do anything to my Akira!"
"...Why would I want to...?"
"I wonder if I could get this red X in a box to fill in for me permanently.."
"Why would you want that?"
"cuz I'm Rick James, biatch!"
"BLASPHEMY!!!"
"What are you looking at?"
"I'm looking for my missing pizza."
"I'm looking for my ..., What? Akira? NOOO!!!!!!"
"! This isn't what...Okay, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."
"I wish... He'll do it to me too..."
I think you're just [tornado fang]ing nuts....
"Please go on~"
"The unbelievably contempt I hold for you right now is cannot even be explained.."
"You have no idea how much that AMUSES me!"
"You are a sicko."
"Nani?"
"We're doing just fine!" <3
Uurgh.. Kerplunk..
MIA
Fixed
"Ho ho! More for me to destroy!"
"Dr. Wily II, why?!" ;O;
"Because I love you?"
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
"If you want water go to my siggie pronto!"
"Can't... Move..."
"Don't care."
"Please... Do... Care..."
"Still not caring."
"How about a dance-a-thon then?"
"Interest decreasing even more."
"OH NOEZ!!! QUICK STRETCH YOUR ARMS AND WAVE THEM LIKE A RUBBER BAND!!!" :O
"That would made my day less boring!"
"BUT IT CAN NEVER BEST THIS!!!"
"Hmmm...?"
"Ahhh~ Not the staring~"
"You call that news?"
"Now usable in battle!"
"CATCH HIM!"
"...................nope!"
I only look like a fish, but really I'm splash woman... I put this disguise on so I could get some air, because Rock was suffocating me on that dock...
"Oooohhh..OOOOOHHHHhhhh....OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.... This is delicious, I just love it sooo much!"
B( Why does she look like that... It looks like she found her lover or something. I just want to smack her with my paw.
"Please smack me~"
"Are you a masochist?"
"No! A MONSTER!"
"A masochistic monster?"
Hmm... Delicious eyes!
"Hmmm delicious everything!"
"I wonder if the meat will be tough..."
"Why would you ask such a stupid question?"
"Why is my skirt see through!?"
"I wish this fish is see-through..."
"... are you a pervert?"
"I eat perverts for dinner."
"Lucky I'm not one~"
"You got some nice hips, dear. <3"
"Why thank you~<3"
"Can I lick it~?"
"I don't mind~"
"That sounds......good" o//////o
What?
I want VixyNyan here!!!!
"n-nyah~! you pervert~!"
I'm yours!!!!!!!!!! 0v0
"B-But...I already found my love right here!" O^O
Boy... I sure am bored... Why can't I have a buddy to spend time with?
"I can be your buddy!"
*Glub* *Glub*
"Ah...that's really nice."
"How do you like my new skirt then?"
"I like it! Makes you look FABULOUS"
"Lelouch is more fabulous than you!"
"BUT IS HE BIGGER THAN THIS!?"
"BUT IS SHE SMALLER THAN THIS!?"
Nope...bigger
*Le Gasp!* :O
Im so bored, I think reading this book might be fine... Oh jeez... why did the only book in purgatory have to be Twilight.... Maybe a drink... AHHH!!! QUICKSAN....
"My face is stuck like this...the wind changed."
"Visibility is near zero!"
"I blame the fish!"
YOU!!!!! AGAIN!!!!
"We... We can't help it!"
"If I wasn't under contract I would NEVER be caught dead in those socks..."
"Like, check us out man! We're totally rockin' doin' uppercuts while not paying attention to what's in front of us! Isn't that radical!?" 8D
"... What has the world come to..."
"...I'm not even sure what I'm glaring at anymore..."
"The... Vastness..."
"Why the hell do I always get stuck like this?"
"Maybe you were just unlucky but I blame the fish, its always the fish!"
Not if the fish is put on pizza
"Fish on a pizza? BAH!"
"Mona PIZZA" 8D
What?
I won the menliest square enix character award....you know, since the competition wasn´t really big
"You win what!!?"
"Sometimes, I wish I was a goldfish."
I see, I need more emotion or my eyes will remain grey forever...
"So... Pretty~"
"I'm not jealous."
"... I am..."
"...Who cares about you?"
"... Please care about me..."
"No."
"I won´t destroy your Village if you do...."
"I still shatter all your glassware though!"
"... Not the glassware..."
"Who cares about glassware..."
*Sniff* I do...
"You're just a...you're just miserable."
My mommy thinks that I am special *sniff*
"You? Special? BAH! WHAT A LAUGH!"
"Like you can talk."
"... Please... Stop it..."
"I can barely hear you down there."
"I can hear you just fine and also stop making noise, I am eating PIZZA!" >8|
Pizza Girl!!
Are you sure there is pizza somewhere between these?
I break glasses/cup
"That's so... Evil..."
"That is coming from you?"
"Where is your table manner?"
"Please don't eat me. I'm...poisonous...yeah."
*lick lick lick*
"...Ewwwww!"
"YOU DARE SAY THAT TO ME, THE KING OF FISH!?"
"Pff, talk like that to me and I'll flush you."
"Mmmmh... Vixy... *licking the ice cream, thinking of her*"
"I wonder if I'll get some too!"
"Yeah...don't count on it."
WARNING!
"Huh? What are you on about?"
WARNING! OVERHEAT!!!
"It must be our warm silky bodies rubbing each other that makes it warm around here~"
I wish I could do that with Mario...but he always stinks like a toilet
"Blarggghhh! it tastes like poo!"
"I...have no idea what's going on."
"I'll give you some nice ice cream!"
"I'm a fish. Gurgle."
"Ohh today is so hot!"
"Are you prepared for this?!"
"So...do I look sexy to you now...?" owob
"...uh, no comment."
"Lick it Roxas!"
"Ehehehe...You'll all regret that..."
"... I regret nothing!"
"You say that now, but..."
Indulge much? :V
"... I wish I can indulge in something... Without complications..."
"Like Pizza without getting fat."
I want Pizza NOW!!!!
"Why would you say something like that?!"
"Mmm, ice cream..."
So many robots..
"I could take 'em all on!"
"I'll watch."
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
"This paintbrush sure is tasty! I've gotta get back to painting my robe sky-blue, though."
"RAWR NOT SKY-BLUE"
"Everyone's a critic."
"My eating style will surely invites critics."
"If critics come... I WILL ERASE THEM AWAY!"
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
"Need more ice cream..."
"You really should clean that up."
No comments!
"Please don't drip the ice cream over us..."
"Yeah...that would be disgusting for some of us young people...."
"Such a waste of robots..."
"Now it's MY turn to take over the world!"
Where did I hear that before?....
"Maybe it's the sound of a glass smashing! ....no, it's not."
Hmmm...mmmmmmm....ooooh yeeeeeaaaaah....what? Can´t I just enjoy my ice?
"That's disgusting! -drops glass-"
Ice cream...... 8D
"AH! Not the ice cream!"
"Oh, come on..."
"I do hope this is a ice cream and not a paint brush i'm licking."
"Rockmen"
Oh! Hi there!
*Monochrome avatar...I like it!*
"I prefer full color!"
"Color...? How 'bout red................................?"
"Well, at least it will give my life some color."
"Life? Hehehe, not for long..."
"This should be fun to see."
"Don't get so close to me."
"But I need to hand over this piece of mail to you!"
"Ugh. No thanks."
"Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurrrrrppppp!"
"I shall paint it all....RED."
*Lick*
"Ah!~ Licking!~"
"I had been paralyzed, maybe I cannot attack!" :o
good, that means I can stare at you. and maybe remove the padding on my clothing so you can see my enormous ass.
"Oh yes... More ass..."
"C.C.'s SP. DEF fell!"
*Green hair... delicious! [eyebrow]*
"No, purple hair!"
"The shades where it's at."
"............lame."
"I am unfortunately" :'(
"Well that's not my problem."
neither is it mine.... i'm too busy getting covered, in sticky, creamy, gooey...... ice cream.
"Damn, I want that ice cream!"
"I can... Find some... For you..."
"No, Ice Cream for you!" :P
"Meh...I'd much rather have pizza instead...."
"Maybe if I just sit here something will happen...anytime now...okay, maybe not."
does this ice cream give you ideas? filthy ones? bVd
You mena...you...and...me.....eating it together?
999 th glass..
1000 th glass..
1001 st glass...
:W
Well done! XD
"Little strange thing"
"What is strange is that I still don't get Pizza and Boobs!!!" :W
"You will never get pizza from me!"
"You know...I really don't like you."
"Well... I can let you have some of my ice-cream... But I'm licking it at the moment."
"You say that as if it's a problem."
"It isn't?"
I think it is because its... light colored, sticky and ALL OVER YOU. Learn to eat it properly.... wierdo...
"I don't know... I find it really sexy..."
"Well of course you do..."
"Hmm, this ice cream is delicious and I'm definitely not eating it in a suggestive way."
"Here's some tissue mail for you!"
"Stamp a 'Return to Sender' sign and ship it back to the moron to mailed it to me!" B(
Did that [ray splasher] just ejaculate a pool in which for me to tread water?
"Sorry my bad!"
TERMINATOR! 8D
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! GET THAT THING OUTTA HERE!!! YOU'RE SCARING POOR AKIRA!!!" :O
"... It's nothing worth screaming."
"Oh, now you say that..."
"Come on now... We need to pass the test!"
"Don't you know studying is for losers?"
"But we need good grades to survive in today's society!"
"(Obviously) I don't agree."
You know what will happen if we don´t do our homeworks? We will be barely remembered in the FUTURE!
"Bah! Blasphemy!"
WHAT?
Nyah~! Perverts!
"Aww... How cute you two are..."
"I don't really have anything to say."
Math!!!!!! O... O... OUENDAN!!!!!
Double Boob Z
...Now with more DD...
"More...D...?" :O *Drops glass in shock*
Yoshi! Don't get water on you! NOO! *Thud* Damn Super Mario Sunshine Yoshi....
"I'd love to have that water splashed on me, I would tease Master Zero so much."
Why get water all over me? my boobs are shiny enough, and Akir-eevee is too busy snuggling me. <3
"Is there room for one more in there?"
"What is THIS!?"
"It is I, the Pizza Girl!"
"What of it..?"
Quote from: G.G. on October 26, 2009, 02:07:33 AM
"It is I, the Pizza Girl!"
... ... ... ...
Ahem...
"We need some brain food!"
Why?
"Leave us alone!"
Can´t you even leave us alone during halloween?
"I thought for sure I get candy but no."
"WHY NO CANDIES?"
"I... Ate... Them..."
"Perfect."
"Thank... You..."
"Too bad you look hideous."
"That... Was... The... Main... Purpose... To... Scare... The... Little... Children..."
"Well, I'm totally handsome and can still scares children."
"Curses..."
I am the end....of ugliness
"What's that!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" >^<
"Noooooooooooooooothing happening...."
"Want... To... See... Me... Explode?"
"This I must see."
"O... K... Let... Me... Get... Ready..."
Hey guys, do you think my Joker make-up looks good so far?
"Oh it looks FABULOUS."
"My golden armor is more fabulous!"
Why have armor when you're a metal skeleton?
"and this portrait hangs in the great hall of fanservice girls to reminds our selves of episode 19 of Code Geass."
"Wait- Did you just divide by 0...? HOSHI-"*EXPLOD*
"Taste my LASER BEAMZ!"
"say what now?" *pulls Shades down*
I like to give his eye twinkles an onomatopoeia.
*TWINK*
O.K, or is it K.O?
KA-BOOM... oh wait nobody can hear me...
And then there was no colour...
I wondered why everything became so monochrome...
" the day the colors, died, so bye bye miss Brittanian jap."
lol Sephiroth
Under these menacing shades I'm not a bad guy...
"You thought you looked menacing? Bwahaha!"
"What are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing at you trying to be more suave than moi."
"I can't really laugh..."
"Laughing... Is... Not... Requried..."
"This is my poker face.
This is my happy face.
This is my sad face."
(and so on and so on...)
"How come he gets to fly?"
"Hmm, let's see..."
"Allow me to give you a one-arm hug."
"Hmm, in closer inspection, you seem to have two arms."
Epic Mickey? What about Epic Donald?
"You can do that too?! And here I thought I was special..."
"Looks to me... *puts sunglasses back on* ... You are not."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"What of it?"
"Could you get Arthur to stop biting me?"
Why?
Because of nudity
"Yes, it was so obvious!"
"Then why don't we mix it with pizza~?"
Our fur would get sticky
NOOO! my cup
NOOO! My top!
I don't see jack [parasitic bomb].
"Hey Imma gonna kick yer ass."
"Oww, my eyes."
"What?! I can't eat!?"
"This is what I got after I eat that food...one blue eye."
"You're blue eye is nothing compared to my red one!"
I'm posing with a ghost.
"....there is a ghost?"
"I'm a nice friendly duck. Quack. See?"
"I can't really see right now..."
"Good job! -thumbs up-"
"It's... Painful..."
I'm so white I get lost in the snow.
"Hello kiddies. Want to fight??"
Fight Kallen, for everlasting...something
Wily's castle explodes on the horizon as lizardcommando contemplates robot/human morals.
Edit:
I'm not changing my post. [tornado fang] that.
HI! Guys!
I smoked so much purple bud my eyes are pink.
...I like pink
It's time to die Mega M... Son of a [sonic slicer]! I dropped my wine!
Mega Kallen
Akira muffin
Quote from: Blackhook on October 31, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
...I like pink
Me too, especially when combined with soft, wet, & warm. :D
*EVERYBODY IS KUNF FU FIGHTING*
Wrooong song dude!
"How come this glass doesn't fall straight down!?"
"I AM THE DONALDNATOR"
"And I'm still waiting for my pizza, Donaldnator!"
"Pizza. How unexciting."
That´s the only thing I didn´t buy...I AM A DISGRACE!
Why have pizza? I'm so rich I can afford MILLIONS of these glasses, just so i can break them! But what happens when i run out....?
I´m going to laugh at your fail
"Your words are just as empty as my Noise Crusher!"
....
.....
.......
"Wait...."
"Ha. Your words are just like my little red X here."
"What is this red X?"
"A bunch of nothingness?"
"Kch, close enough."
"Good girl!"
"I'm so not jealous."
"Shiro...so warm." :-[
"And yet here I am left out in the cold.."
"I could warm you up with a little game of tagball~"
"I believe I am interested."
"Then grab the ball, not my forehead!"
"No, this is just fine."
"I agree with you~"
"That is good."
Now if you'll excuse me im shopping.
"I'd like to go too!"
"Well I don't see why not. Unless...it's the End?"
"Don't be silly! Let's play ball!"
End? D:
"No, not the end!"
"Bahahahaha, you have smaller eyes than meeeeeee~"
"Ohohohoho I can see you!"
"These clouds are not SUUUUUUUPPPPPPEEEEEEEEER at all. They're annoying me."
"Ummm, may I change back now?"
"Never! Not until you're SUPER cute!"
"Nooo, but it's embarrassing!"
"Tsk! Eat it up like a man, and come out!"
" but I am a GENTLEman, .......nyan."
"And suddenly everything ends."
*sigh* come on, not even a SUPAAAA nova will stop me.
Or will it end? :o
"I assure you it will."
"Pfft... Not in my lifetime."
"Never say something early hehehe."
"Pfft... Like you are one to talk."
"......."
"You will regret saying that."
"Bring it on... Blondie."
"It is the figth of the century!"
"Doesn't sound all that exciting."
"I agree."
"I don't like my nose! I want a better nose! This nose enrages me!"
"But but... I kinda like it..."
"You... Make me sick."
"That's my job."
"You don't scare me."
"Ah, soon you will."
"You're all talk, no bite!"
"You amuse me. So much."
"Care for a game then?"
"That sounds like a lovely idea. Truly."
"Don't forget to separate the non flammable garbage!"
"Wonder if i can see a cloud that looks like a treasure chest..."
"Prepared to give up!?"
"I had not yet obtained my pizza!" >8|
"Who cares about that if it's you?"
"*does his best richard nickson impersination* I am not a lolicon."
"Poof!"
"... That was rather anti-climatic."
"I for once agree with you."
"So... Wanna blow stuff up?"
"Sounds like a...bang."
*Relax*
"Ahh! Who let that Cameraman in here!"
"Me and you can't do anything about it."
*Dramatic music*
SUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEER!
"you will pay for that wine, with your BLOOOD.
-explosion-
'...wierd...."
Then comes a black hole.
"lol I'm immortal."
"Hmm hmm hmmm~"
"I practice long and hard to make my face stay like this."
*Listens to Dr.Wily Stage 1 MM2*
Ready, aim, FIRE!
"waaaaaaaalkiiiiing".
"NO NOT CHARGE SHOT...!"
*BOOOOOM!*
"and thats why im stuckin the hospital."
*Boooooooooooombastic!"
"It's not that impressive."
"Well, I say it is."
"You're so lame."
"You are not funny I cant even smile"
I spin and i spin... does it ever stop?
"Guess."
"I don't want to."
"Hmm, interesting answer."
"You are one weird nutjob."
Did you blink yet?
I CAN NEVER BLINK. I CAN ONLY STARE INTO THE DARKEST RECESSES OF YOUR SOUL.
"Please don't hurt me~"
"No matter how many of my machines she blows up, totally worth it."
This bike is powered by ZEEEE UPERCUUUUT!
*hic* I'm gonna regret thish in the morning...
SHAA-YEW-KEN!
"Scary...." ;^;
" I ASKED FOR MINERAL WATER!!"
Big bang? AH! That's old news.
" I am BASS my powers will crush all!"
"I told you not to turn the ovens on at the same time!"
"TOGEZERR WE ARE ZTRONGGGG!!"
"Oh, like whatever!"
"What sig are you referring to?"
What do you want? my fabulous body? I'm so obviously flaunting it...
"I'm laughing at it though!"
"Best. Birthday. EVER."
" just giving the fans what they want, or rather, giving archer all his wierd dreams."
"That's the smallest explosion I've ever seen!"
"Yeah, it really is pathetic..."
"Hell, it makes her sleep!"
"Man, this sunscreen is so uncool.."
"I have a fursuit for that~"
"I am happier then you could ever imagine."
"La la la la la la la!"
What do you mean that my Fresh Fire doesn´t make my breath smell better?
"Blarggghh, I ordered mint juice not wine!"
"Mint... Juice?"
"She.... smells nice." :-[
"I'm starting to envy you."
"Gah...girl germs!"
I have prongs like a fish and my eyes are red as the christmas 'decor you find on holiday trees.. I HAVE FURY!!
"Battle is my forte.....sorry, wrong sig."
" what do you mean 'forte' *sniff*"?
I could be in a movie directed by Micheal Bay! *Shot*
"hahahahaha thats funny cuase its true!"
"Team Rocket blasting off again!!!"
"Tsk, that was lame."
"On the other hand, this is not lame at all."
"Grr... Lucky you."
" vavavoom!"
"TAKE THIS!! EKUSUPULOSIONNNNNN!!!"
"You sound corny like that."
"Oh he doesnt matter now, forget him, Wily-kun~"
"Sh-She's kissing an old man!? :o How disgusting!!!" ;^;
"Why does everything I have get blown up or runs off screen?"
"You wanna get blown on screen then."
"....and thats how I got this metal nose, but someday *looks up* someday...."
*The echo of Falcon punch.*
"ABILITY GET BIOSH"!
"wait, but if you use your ability get on such raw pow-*BOOOOOM!*
"That looks bad..."
...and that´s why I never wear pants
"YOU DISGUST ME!"
"I am so happy. I mean really, happy."
"This tune... So soothing..."
And thus, Wily can die a happy man.
The end. 8D
"if only something good happened to me...."
"Well, no luck for you." *BOOM!*
Do i have fleas?
"Take TWO of these pills, and call me in the morning!"
"Thank you Doctor for curing me. :3"
"VIKTORY FOR ME!"
"So...warm.... And she hasn't even hugged me yet...." owo
"Maybe a hug will save me from this..."
DWII: Too bad the brainwash won´t last for long
"Someone call for a brainwash!?"
"tch, no, now go away, your scaring the pretty clouds..."
"I saw no aliens, did you see any aliens?" o-O
" Oh im not sure, I was acting all cute until you interrupted me...."
"In the beginning... there was nothing...then...*Ka-boom*."
"Hi, i'm Dr. Mario, and i'm high!"
"place yer bets place yer bets!"
Wow, a, large fiery ball, wow.
Wow, overused internet crap, wow.
"Everything must end!"
"It's still too early for that!"
"I hope I don't wake up..."
"Hmm hmm hmm~"
"Playing hard to get ehh?"
"Dr. Wily II is Dr. Wily in SPACE!"
"I thought I was losing peripheral vision. Turns out I have fuzzy text floating above my left eye."
Full armor and underwear, total opposites.
We're screwed.
"I don't care at this moment..."
"I vould, but...too busy, yeah..."
"Well, maybe if I grabbed you with my mech here..."
"Nothing can take me away from this!"
"... Your point?"
"I like oldman smell."
"Then let us duel... To decide the winner!"
" She has a very strong model H...."
"That's epic explosion!"
*cue strong wind*
"Prepare to fight!"
' Immortal, duh.
"Can you survive this?"
"YES!"
IT´S A SHOWDOWN!
"OH MY! ...I dropped my glass."
"....That glass was made of crystal..."
EXPLODING CRYSTAL!
:O "I AM OFFENDED!!!" >8|
"and I'm bored, so?"
"Ten paces, then we start needlin'"
*The aftermath of needling battle*
"Its got action, suspense, and SAND"
"Remember Super Novas exist IN SPACE!"
"I'm Far Away...like in Space far away?!"
"I constipated!"
"Dammit, the grass went Super Saiyan!"
"It finally did... Didn't it."
"All you need is love, and weapons and servants, and robots and...."
8-bit DOOM
"Can it compete...with this?!"
"Do not underestimate me, child I could destroy this planet with a flick of my finger."
"Hey! that's my job!"
"To the land of duels..."
"So glad I won that fight...this prize is great!"
" I only lost becuase its impossible to not touch you without killing you, and as they say, 'thou shalt not kill'."
"But if that dang Fighter keeps pissing me off, I might be tempted to break that law...." o//////o
Pwn'd >0<
" Behold my rods that recoil many things, like bees."
"I wanna destroy bees too!"
"I'll hide my eyes under this cap, then he won't be able to see me!"
Damn it...I just can´t hide my manly chest...
:O "It's so...I-It's so...." :O *o* >^< >0< >8| o//////o B( >3< O:< owob -_- 8D X(
"Hey, red x. Be right back, while I'm going somewhere."
"I am coming closer...can you guess what that means!?"
"I scratch my head.... I scratch my head until I tear my hair out and make it bleed, but I just can't figure it out...." 8D
"Dejavu?"
"Standing like this, no one will realize we can move!"
"yeah, and this is o//////o!!"
"Why am I even bothering to resist the urge..."
"I have an open shirt, which means i'm freakin' hot."
In other words, smart.
" I have a thong, which is smarter"
"You can't see my face, you don't know who I am! I'll be free of blame!"
"If only I had longer hair, I would be able to get away with such things, but no."
"Oh crap! I'm being attacked by my own Thunder spell!"
"I cant understand how to use thunder, but one day I will. Cause I got a manly chest."
I'm awesome because I can destroy world with thunder (I'm serious, it's awesome) :3
(and who cares about the thong?) :(
(I Blame Inticreates for it.) B(
"Am i red enough for ya?"
"You have the fever!"
"Ze ladies can't resist a bald head, no?"
"I am the Legendery Sorro!"
"An apple the day keeps the doctor away! Seriously...you'll thank them for it...."
I stay calm in a world of insanity
"Insanity? This is madness!"
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"
Your overused joke broke my heart
"I didn't even understand why he used that joke!"
"This kiss isn't a joke...!!"
"Wah~"
"Chuu~"
"Nyaa~"
"Even baldness can attract ladies."
"Double Team"
"Ehh... It's really not what it looks like..."
"I love to kiss old men!"
"Oh Professor, can I kiss you?"
"Wah~ That seems hot~"
"And you're so warm~"
"That is due to your blood flowing into your head!"
Nope...the blood is flooding somewhere else
"*gasp* My precious blood drink! D:"
"Hm...oh yes...i got it!"
"Yeess, and I got it toooo~"
I will defeat you Freezer!!
Crap, we got busted. :(
"I protect my back"
"Eeek! Don't look at us!"
Hmmmmmm.A-ha! I know what you did there!
A bug thing dropping wine... B(
AWESOME! 8)
"My head is shiny! so I win!"
" We shall see, young porcupine needle."
"Resisting >8| urge o//////o failing.... O:<"
"This is boring...let me join you."
"Sorry Black Mage you maybe the ultimate evil but Onion Knight and Geomancer still kickass."
" But what about me? Arent I cute?"
"I run around on the carpet in socks a lot."
I'm Blue, and i'm likin' it!
"This cat like cheez?"
"Okay, here's the plan! We'll stand here, pretending to be normal cactuses, and then when a traveller tries to pass between us, we'll turn around and bumrush him, sandwiching him within our bodies and filling him with 1000 needles!"
"Ugh, reading also make me bored."
"I've got it! You're bored!"
How could I be bored?
"Bored? Then let's fight to the bitter end! *drops glass*"
*cue henshin sequence*
I'm a cute geass contractor, i rule. :3
Hey! This isn't my 'Delectable Fish Monthly' magazine!
"Fool I am waaay more than a mere color swap! Plus I have a cool name, logo and scarf! Whos the best character now?!"
"Damn all these glowing blue wires!"
" I can cut through that as simple as one two three four five six..."
"Black Mage: Tearing apart the world since 1990"
I have no Idea what I am supposed to be. ::)
"Twenty bucks says that nobody knows there's a Playboy magazine under here."
"D-dont look under the sign!"
"I get angry easy!"
"OH NOEZ!!! TEH BLACK MAGE IS ANGRY!!!" :O
"QUICK ASSUME CACTUS POSITION WHILE HE'S STILL DISTRACTED!!!"
Reading, reading, reading
(thinking) AH SCREW THIS, I WANNA KILL SOMETHING!
"But reading is making you smarter! and hungrier..."
I also covers you in needles in gives you the urge to cactus-battle!
"Hmm.... Well, the teacher's answer book is useful. I wonder how much Blockhead'll pay for it?"
"I fell a bit... blue."
"And we feel a bit green, but are we complaining?"
"I dunno who to complain to.... sniff!"
"It's like finding a Needle in a hay stack."
"Nathaniel Hawthorne Presents: The Scarlet Letter II"
"You must construct additonal pylons."
"The Red Ranger was never this awesome."
"It's still not as awesome as a Pizza Hut pizza..."
"♪Love and marriage, love and marriage... go together like a horse and carriage...♪"
I'm flyin, and i'm on fiah!
"I study to take over the world. Just like Pinky & Brain. My favorite villians."
Concept art for the next new season of power rangers, which will suck even worse, what else is new!
"Cheez? I smell rat here."
if it's popsicle, it's possible!
(oh, and I noticed you changed your screen name, nice!)
"Mmmmh~ These pictures make me hungry."
(Aww, it's just a nyanlicious cat thing. ^.^)
popsicle is win, you know it's true
(Yeah, changed my avatar just to screw with people 8D)
"IMMACHARGINMAHCIRCELOFLIFE!"
" You mean that flaming circle of life?"
"THUNDAGA!!!!"
" I dont get it.....nyan"
OWW OWW OWW MAKE IT STOP OR I'LL DESTROY THE WORLD!
A backstory.
"IMMA FIRIN' MY ROAR!!!" 8U
"...I hate red shells."
Bastard! You kicked a puppy! >_<
"Feel the wrath of the pride!"
"8... 9... 10! Okay, here's where we turn around and shoot eachother."
"...or not! S! SHNING SLASH! -swish-"
Having an open shirt is cool! :V
"The power of the true Lion King."
"Is that it? IS THAT IT!!? WEAK!"
"The power of a thousand needles."
*wink*
"Too sexy... must not- SHOOOOOOOOOP!"
".... ew?"
"Yummm..... Sea-salt ice cream!"
" I can cut ice in millions of pieces!"
DA DA DA DA DUH DA DA DUH DAAAAAAAAAA! (level up)
"I. Eat...Vegetables!"
"Can't comprehend...why not meat?"
"We shall go scour the lands to find out why."
"Vote Flame! Yay!"
"Stupid Platinum!"
"The way are arms are...it's really a secret martial arts stance."
"Ah screw that, I can't bend my arms like that."
"Under this cap, are the eyes of a killer."
"You have eyes?" *drum Roll* 8D
"In fact yes, hypnotic eyes at that!"
"THEY KNOW OUR SECRET! Quickly, pretend to be long grass!"
*Sigh* "I can never understand idiots...." :\
"I don't understand this place at all...oh well, free drinks."
"Sigh...dandruff..."
"I'm gonna turn this cap around when it's time for battle - like Ask Ketchum!"
"Ummm.... I can't remember what I forgot..."
Sk:That´s my emblem...I did wrote it on the wall!
PoliceMan: We take it as a confesio
You owe me a new glass later...
Is is a bird, or a plane, looks like both :\
How The Lion King could be made more badass.
all of your base are belong to us.
Badass wizard
How Disney does memes.
"I'm like a guy from Dragon Ball Z!"
"Eh? I seem to have forgotten my shirt..."
resistance is futile unless you have the matrix.
"I don't care if it isn't Halloween, I feel like dressing like a musketeer."
" I shalt not allow that, cretin!"
"Oho, talking big, aren't we?"
"...... Can't...... Move........"
"I have been frozen!"
"Geez, my head is so itchy..."
"S-SLASH!"
"I see something terrifying ahead!"
"That! ....... is not really terrifying."
"I have a mirror behind me. Or...do I? DUN DUN DUN."
"Scratch your head and rub your tummy." 8D
"Fear me...and my bag!"
"I wonder if I have a Servant for the grail War."
"This isn't far away."
[objection!]
...Oh right....wrong game
" Dont startle me!"
"Sorry 'bout that..."
I am sorry too! owob
"Cowboys can make natural disasters."
I knew it!
"First step, Lightning bolt!"
"Worst... Cactaur.... Cosplay.... Convention.... EVER!"
"It needs to be banished from this face of earth!"
"All right, at the count of 3 we'll turn around and attack."
"Ok"
"1...2...ARE YOU OK?! CACTAUR WOLF!"
"*on the ground* Cheater D:"
"Stop time mutt!"
"We have been frozen in time. Is the awesome battle never to be?!"
" I must ponder this."
"Around these parts, they call me...sheriff."
"I had been search for the reason behind life, the universe and everything...I believe I had found the answer."
"For me, that seems so...Far Away."
" you speech inpedenmeant gives me great frustration!"
"I'm the new mage in town."
" Then what happened to the old one?"
"I fira'd him out of town."
"You and your hiding of the face, it is getting me very frustrated!
"Time for a killing spree."
Time for a scrathcing spree!
"Stabbing is the answer to everything."
"Um.... What was the question again?"
"Dunno. But the answer is S!"
"just got outta bed not long ago... man, how did i end up waking up in this apartment?"
"Hug me~! or else..."
"But my arms...don't move that way..."
"Well, that seems to be a problem."
"Man I can't get bored from this!"
"Hey, Gary, I don't think anyone is coming."
-sigh- idiots...
There was a third Indiana Jones Director...but that one told me that I don´t suit the role, so I´ve left him a little present
Perhaps the same could be said of all creators.....
I shall destroy you if you say anything bad about me! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!
"Black Mage pwns all! Black Mage >>>>>> Garland."
Do I pwn?
The new master.
"MASTER THIS!!! SHOOP-DA-WHOOPx4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh hey, I can still get up. Shocking."
Serious dandruff problem? You need Neutrogena T-Gel Shampoo!
WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHAMPOOOOOOOO!
...wait I don´t have hair! I DON´T HAVE HAAAAAAIR! YOU WILL PAY FOR DECEIVING MEEEEEEE!
"See what I did to this glass? You'll be next."
Finally found that damn itch, DIE ITCH! O:<
Neeed a hand with that itching?
No thanks, too busy dropping my wine so I can break the glass and kill someone with it.
my hairs are so badass, you cannot grasp the true form of the epicness of my haircut
I don't lock up criminals, I blow them up.
Looks like he has whiskers.
[in a heavy russian accent] "Oh baby, am I hot now?"
"I need you to come closer so you can see if you can find my nose."
Gee... I don't remember it being that small...
I LOL'D!
"Oh damn, I forgot how to brake!"
Now how do you brake again?
"And it's nothing but text!!!" 8D
"And I thought this place was boring..."
Finalyl all that looting is done with!
"now to care of the FF villians and rule the world. I had delayed this far too long."
"Far......away I mean to long"
"Die Fighter!"
"O really,lets just wait and see if it truly happens"
"KISS ME! FOR I AM THE DARK HERO!!"
"When you see the mighty S, it means I am here!"
"Y'know...no matter how much I look at myself in the mirror, I can never be too sexy for my shirt...." ;O;
"Oh hey, a flying mettaur."
This mega planet won´t do it...but if it was a rush adaptor mega planet...
"Oh blast. My bloody tea."
"Is it that good?hmmmmmmmmm....I want one...now!"
I can only say one thing, OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Ohh... Unh! Unh! Oh yeah!
Flame On!
"Or dash on!"
"WOOEEBOY! Thats some good opening!"
Oooh, busted!
RUUUUN
"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: how can I quote Dirty Harry?"
"Didn't the Falcons got right place last season?"
"I can see faraway."
"Then how about telling us how we can make this puny little planet more badass?" 8B
Jaded with EVERYTHING
GREAT IDEA.
Aiming right for your wallet.
"Right, whered I leave that?"
"Bang you're dead!"
"Look at it, it's not even as big as my hand!"
"Damn, I screw up!"
"Man this guy makes me feel small...and I don't mean just figuratively."
"Yeah, I have to keep my hand on my head like this, or my wig will fall off."
"I am Sorro!"
"Hm,oh,ah,oh...TAKE TAHT!!"
"OHHH I AM GUILTY!!" "My beauty is a sin!"
And this is how the universe was created.
I am amused B(
"Look at my sword. Cool, no?"
I´ve invented something that will replace facepalming...Revealed shirt head itching!
I've invented something to replace Revealed shirt head itching, Wine Glass Dropping!
"...Maybe I should get a haircut?"
Or I could just scratch it off.
Over the top hair cut sequence!
I have no hair, i am so angry that I will drop my glass. B(
Look at my sexy hair.
I have a sexy gun.
SWORD BISH.
GUN BISH!
He is flying. I mean, AIR DASHING.
"Let's see if you can really aim it."
" ROCK ON!!"
"Is that your last words?"
"I think it's glaring at me."
My hair glares at you.
"Needs to be cut!"
"Ah, but don't use puny scissors!"
"But I only got puny knife!"
"My chest is so much more manlier then yours."
"We're arguing over such silly thing?"
"...and still, the humans do not know the cause of their 'Global Warming'. It's only because of a GIANT HELMET HA HA HA."
"THAT'S BRILLIANT!"
"My hair is!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Like my huge crown?"
"hrgh, I want one!"
"I'll shoot it right off your head!"
"No, you wont!"
"You'll be dead before you notice."
Im sure I will not. DIe.
"I understand but please understand, I don't want ot be shot!"
" I am to cute and far away for you to shoot me.... <3"
"Hands up [chameleon sting]er, give me yo' money."
"I'm like Superman, only with fire."
"Thats doesent make sense..."
Freeze [sonic slicer], now, gimme some tropical fruit bubblicious.
"Ghost dash FTW."
"Women and children first! Mwahahahaaa!"
"M-maybe you could help me, im female and a child <3"
Hehe, well, your screwed.
"Zero comes to the rescue!!"
[tornado fang] YEAH!
Broken Z-Saber is broken
Broken Burner Man is Broken
Broken Hair is broken...wait what?
Divide me with anything,you will know how broken i am.
VEGETA WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS PITCH?
o/-It's over Nine Thousaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd~o/-
"Grrr, not over 9000 again!"
*sigh* a 9000 joke, will this never end?
"If I can fly..."
"That's the answer!"
"Explain again please."
"I'm saying I'm gonna use this as a basketball!"
"*scratch head*... Still not get it."
"Hmmmmm...I get it!"
"THIS FEELS SO GOOOOOD!"
"Oh yeah?...well i dont..."
"YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRY, YEAAHHHH!"
".............I'll..........................pass......................................."
"I think...I'm safe here."
"Think think think think."
"Think on this: I am really big."
"I think that might be true."
"You know it, little man."
"I feel sexy!"
"*stares* You're beautiful."
With this witty poses I will win her heart!
Damn, my wine fell on the carpet. That's going to leave a major stain...
If only Birdo shooped da woop in Mario 2...
"Still couldnt beat me!"
"OH yeah?Try this!
"Ohhhh yeaaaaah, too good."
"Want more huh?" *shot*
"YESSS I DO!"
"We think this little planet is FAB!"
"S is for Super Awesome!" 8)
"I can see pretty far, can't I...?"
"No... You can't... So stop bugging me!"
"Hehe...everything in the world right now is perfect."
"When will it be my turn!?"
"Never! She's all mine...!"
"Grr... This is driving me crazy!"
"It's like I've died and gone to heaven..."
"Heaven? It's a living Hell!"
Looks fine by me :V
Whoa, wine got owned
"You didn't know he had a saber? Didn't see the saber on his hand?"
Quote from: G.G. on November 27, 2009, 05:10:03 PM
"You didn't know he had a saber? Didn't see the saber on his hand?"
I didn't know he acually
held the saber, I thought that he put it away somewhere.
Far away? You seem close enough for me.
ZERO RUSHING TO
FINAL WEAPON RAGNAROK
"I'm the last boss now, lol."
"I'm still missing my shirt. Does anyone know where I put it?"
"You see what I did to your wife and kids? You're next!"
"lol no."
Edward Cullen came by. Twilight Fangirl Nos. 64 and 69,105 cheered (very loudly) in unison as he walked in their direction.
"I'm going to kill you - yes, you - now."
'OH JESUS CHRIST HELP ME!"
What people don't know is that Micro Machines came in a gold cart, too. and so did Adventure of Link and the 1990 Nintendo World Championship cart and...
"Play me."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"Hey come on, I'm not that scary!"
"YOU BIG LIAR AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I made you this planet, little green guy!"
"NO [tornado fang]ing WAY!"
"How you doin'?"
"What is that?"
"Stop staring at me..."
"The stare...." :(
"THE STARE!!!" :o
"ITS MAKING ME WANNA--!" o-O
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!
"What am I doing?"
"Whatever it was, do it again! It amuses me."
"Do you have a feeling we have forgotten something?"
"Yes." *kiss*
"I told you to bring me a million dollars and this is what you give me?"
"Well... Take this TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
But-- but-- they don't belong in the same dimension!
"But you are a g-g-g-g--g-g-ghost!!!!"
"I can see faraway but I can't see a ghost."
"I don't want ghosts in my planet!"
"Ghost!? Protect me Wily-kun!!!" ;^;
"G...g-g-g...g-gladely...." :-[
Nice sprite work.
"Shield of Light!"
"Oh my god, a hand ghost! :O"
"Hah! This one's easy!"
"Help us! Finishing this puzzle can make the hand disappear!"
"Yeah! I did it! YATTA!"
Birdo is deadly.
"A cel shaded boss, omg!" :o
"Not impressed."
:o
Impressed.
"I can make myself really small, see?"
"Too small!!!"
"Yeah, I should definitely make a bigger one."
*touch thing* "GROSSSSS!!"
"BEHOLD!"
BOOBIEZ!!!!!!
"Must protect myself!"
"Stop, Police!"
"NOT THE POLICE!"
The police will never stop our love.
This is your recklessness when facing a cell-shaded monster.
"Mr. Volnutt! Stop kicking those cans!"
"Fill the world with FUN!"
"This world is far away."
It´s dangerous to go alone to that world....take this golden catridge!
"Agh! dont throw that ugly thing at me! My sweet wine fell!"
A legend, only to be sequeled by crap, and then reborn as a legend once more.
Im part of that legend, right?
Yes, the legend of Hilda and the sorcercer's stone.
"Huh, are you talking to me?"
pretty pretty shiny shiny.
"My shiny sword will cut your shiny ass! hmm.... shiny ass!"
"This planet... Lacks shiny ass!"
"I'll show you my shiny ass later ok."
"Hurray and get some shiny ass now!"
Wily: *blush*
Aile: "ohhh Wily... you're such a great scientist..."
Wily: "y-you think so...? (Yush! score for the W. man!)"
Aile: "oooh yees... I DO..."
Wily: :3
Peace out all you shiny ass bitches!
Ok I see darkness everywhere...am I in a Kingdom Hearts game?
Your stupidity confunds me.
"I am your maker human!"
We built this planet from at least 20 meters of crap we found all over the place!
"We want you to join us!"
"No join me for I am the ruler of the cosmos!"
I am just lazy enough to do that.
"Thats really a cute cat, huh? where you talking to me?"
"I want to be put into NES now!"
"Maybe you should try making an 8-bit planet!"
"What about adding some love? Kukukuku~"
"I! Don't! Think! SO!"
"I'm not really thinking at all..."
Whaaaaa! What is this we don´t even
"Die glass! You have failed me by not being as transparent as you usually should be!"
OMG GLASS!
"Kill it with shiny sword!"
And this little planet gets [tornado fang]'d up whent he sun blows up.
"Please insert me tenderly..."
"Tough luck old man!"
"Well hey now, wanna see my juggling skills?"
YES! This new computer lets me download Pornography and Hentai at 10X the Speed! Now I can fap all day!
"That's great, I'm happy for you!"
"You may have defeated me, but I'll be back. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Wow, mario 2 wouldv'e been a lot harder that way.
*insert Chuck Norris joke here*
"HEARTBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!"
"Oh man, I'm so cool!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME IN TEKKEN OR STREET FIGHTER!!"
' I bets you ten bucks I can beat you at a boss rush in X4"
"Play me!"
Haha, I'm so glad I decided to play you!
FUUUN!
I wanna be in brawl....
Maybe I should hold it closer, AAAH MY HAT!
"Fear me and my headband."
Fear me and my Jacket.
More stupid memes? -sigh-
"I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!"
"I could make a Chuck Norris joke, but I won't. Have this planet instead."
HAHA, I got a planet!
"How much money do Sakurai need to pay to let this happen?"
Uhhh, 20, 30...
I got a planet...
Funny. Wait, no it's not.
I think it's funny!
"Chuckle Norris sounds funnier..."
"Dude, you're big."
HAHA, Get it? He Said BIG!
My tears are the cure the cure for cancer.... Too bad I don't cry....
"Capes are pretty cool, eh?"
HA! I have TWO black wings! That makes me MORE epic than Sephiroth!
"Take that, Zorro! I can make a perfect S slash without even taking my blade out of the wall!" 8B
"I was thirsty, but c'mon! That's way too much!"
"Time to find some virgin."
This puny virgin won´t do it!
"Shade Man is not a real vampire just as Pharoah Man is not a real Pharoah."
"Who's there? Oh, it's nobody."
Behold my BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
A WILD CROSSOVER APPEARS
HAHAHAHA
"I will just stand here, act cool."
Quote from: borockman on December 03, 2009, 12:41:07 AM
"I will just stand here, act cool."
With my puny planet.
"Look at me, I can make face. I am funny."
"No, look at ME! I have black, feathery wings! I. Am. AWESOME!!"
No, I have an S!
If I smile, will you not drink me?
"S is for sugar kids!"
It feels like I´m wearring nothing at all, nothing at all
I hope that's just red-tinted oil, like the kind they used in Nanobreaker, in there.
"I'm going to kick your ass now. Yes, you."
"Do you now?"
"Green Lantern sux....*get blasted*"
"It seems I cannot find any pizza."
"Hmm. That's because I ate it."
Do not mock me or I shall burn you!
I can cut you into 600 pieces! Then serve you at my party!
I'ma roast you like a yard bird on a rotisserie...
Wacha mean it's not in the game? I always fired lasers! Eggs?! From my mouth? Do i look like a bird too you?
"Talk to the hand!"
"Tch, whatever man, ;O; Ill neeeeverrrr be soo populaaaar.
"...crap. I think my hat caught fire."
Popular people like me dont wear hats.
Am i too hot for you?
"You know you missed, right?"
"Dude, where you at?"
"Oh at BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"THIS IS MY LANTERN!"
"You must learn to share!"
"My glasses are as hot as the sun itself!"
"You should really learn to cool yourself down... Calm and peaceful..."
"Hehehe, you're all screwed."
"Yeah, I know."
"Compassion will save you all!"
"Gimme gimme gimme!"
"Oh I will give you something alright..." *slash*
I found the needle. Why do i not feel happy?
"You know, you don't have to defend me... I'm a ghost!"
"I know, but it gives me an excuse to fight instead of letting you posess that phantom armor."
"I'll only protect someone starting with an initial S!"
"Fear my giant spoon!"
Fear my red eyes?
"Fear my fire!"
"Giant Froot Loops are no longer an obstacle for me!"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HM9tyNkUAg)
"Arggh! I lose my appetite!"
"Maybe you can get a six-pack like mine now."
Did you say mine? Mine? MINE!
"When I give you stuff, you break it!"
"...What...?"
"Oh no! I'm chibi!"
"Oh yes! Im muscular!"
"If you think I can't kick your ass like this, then you're wrong."
"But with that head your no match for my speed!"
"I want to grow big! as big as the Tokyo Tower!"
"I am...SPOON MAN!"
"How nutricious! *slurp*"
"Up..Down...Up...Down...Up..Down...Up...Down...Up..Down...Up...Down..."
Hmm...this blood is quite delicious....I mean tomato juice...stupid 4 kids
"Wait...this isn't blood?" -drops glass in shock-
-Yep, that is blood...I simply know such things
*You just licked it from the Floor?
I really need to stop oiling these glasses...
"I think I actually need to oil my S, now that you mention it..."
"albino girls are not albino."
CC is not interested in you.
I WANT YOU
TO JOIN
OUR ARMY
♪ yvaN eht nioJ ♪
*random boy band got shoop'd*
Akira: Ookay, how am I supposed to hug you without suffocating? '>.>
VixyNyan: Hold your breath? :\
Quote from: VixyNyan on December 07, 2009, 10:41:13 PM
♪ yvaN eht nioJ ♪
*random boy band got shoop'd*
Gotta drop the bomb!
What does that mean?
"It means WAR!"
"My staff will stop this war! Compassion!!"
Love!
Black Clothing!
what?
I come from hell and I will kill you.
"Oh my god, me twhooooooooooopppppp!"
"Behold! Cool shades to make me even cooler!"
What good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
"My Birdo can shoot energy blasts and she is Nintendo HArd!"
"Yeah thats great, woah! An ant!"
"Finally an enemy as big as me!"
"Ah~ That's the feeling."
"... Why are you doing that?"
"Ku ku ku... Everything shall soon belong to ME!"
"Not so fast!"
I´m ready for digging gold!
*GASP* There's a spider on the wall!
"Silly, that's just my S!"
"... Right. S."
"AND IT SHALL BE MINE!!!"
"Oh noes! the S looks unsymmetrical!"
"I am picking my nose!"
Thats boring, wheres the controller?
I must flee before they put me in another game where my weapon is the weakness of myself and 4 others!
Stop there you fiend....can´t you see the S...it stands for STOP ...STOP FOR [tornado fang] SAKE!
...the same could be said for all mechanical creations...
You know what? I´ve created the FREAKING PERPETUUM MOBILE!
"Where the hell am I?"
"IN HELLLL!"
"This is sooo good it must be heaven!"
"I forgot my laundry!"
"I'll salute your brave endeavor!"
I want one
*GASP* They're cancelling Spongebob!? WE MUST CELEBRATE! After I clean this up...
"S is for Spongebob Squarepants!"
snort
"I R CUTE!!! HUG ME!!!" :3
"I'd rather you save me."
"I'll do that, and then you're MEIN!!!"
"... You're scaring us..."
"Take that Jeremiah, Dr. Wily is the new Orange-kun! He makes AWESOME!!!" 8B
"Cue Dramatic Chipmunk music! Duh Duh DUUUUUUUH!"
"IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAND!"
"HYPER BEEEEEAM!!!!!! BOOOM!!!"
"LAND MASTER!!"
"Don't take us!"
Now that I'm the only decent show left on Nickelodeon, I can take over the world!...or...maybe just pick my nose.
Yeah.
I think I'll do that.
*Tarzan yell*
BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP
"That was great! Again! Again!"
"Sigh, acting badass as usual, I see."
Ain't nothin' gonna break MetalMan's stride
"Then, how about this?"
"You think that it will stop him?"
"And yet another pointless walking..."
"I wonder if Squidward's up here..."
"I wonder if Rin is down here.."
"It's like eating a Krabby Patty..."
"If you say so."
Does the Patty taste like Krab?
No?
It´s mine anyways!
"Your greediness disgusts even I.
"*huff huff* Just a few more laps, and I'll be ready for the 200 Mile Marathon next week!"
The S is for your sorry ass, and I'll be kickin' it!
"FOOL! S os for SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
"See how my holes are kinda green? Well, they're not holes."
"Aaah...i know why Protoman stands like this now..."
"See? this doubles as an eyepatch" 8B
"My fro doubles as a cool helmet if I fall."
"Who needs a helmet when you have perfect cardio?"
"Where's my Afro Care Kit...?"
"Sigh, you always lose it, don't you?"
"Fear not! I'll run down to the store and get you a new one."
"I am Afroman's 1 up!"
"If my hair moves over a little, I'll be blind. Yay."
"Zzz... *asleep standing up*"
"Zorro got nothing on me!"
"Duuurr.... *no brain worth speaking of*"
(Yeah... I have a very low opinion of Spongebob...)
This is the sign of the official Spongebob fanclub!
"*gasp**glass break*"
So it was you who throwed the glass!
"Ho ho ho~ Indeed young boy. I made slave reindeers also! >BD"
"Hmm...hmmm...AHA! You suck ass!"
"Please... Don't kidnap me also. :'("
AHA! I was indeed kidnapped!
"On Donner, on Blitzen, on Wily!"
"Lately, I've been puking laz-BLAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!"
Oh S, how I love you...I don´t care if our love is forbiden.
Wily: "Infiltration successful!"
"In this bag, is all the robot masters."
"Hmm... I think I'm forgetting something."
((You'd get this joke if you've seen the first couple episodes of School Rumble.))
"I could stand like this all day."
"But can you pose like me?"
"Can you stand the heat?"
"Of course I can."
"I LOVE HOT THINGS!"
"Then I have just the right present for you!!"
"Oh Oh! is it chibi!?"
"It might be!"
"Good, coz I can't wait to burn it! TO THE GROUND!"
"Hehe! I knew you'll be happy!"
"Wily make Orange Badass and Badass Orange Juice!" owob
*Cold shoulder treatment*
"Faster!" *whip ass*
You wanna know what's in the sack? EXPLOSIVES! EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
"I like some of thOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse"
"Do you like... fire, Thomas?"
"AMUSING STUFF DUDE!"
"There's more in my bag of tricks!"
Go, Wily! Use Fire Blast!
"The wind... Blowing in my hair..."
"FFFFF- YESS~"
''Insert avatar here''
"Heave Ho X 20!"
"20? I can give you more!"
"Too bad it's mine."
"Look away, nothing's in the bag"
"Just like the nothingness of my red x..."
I bet you expected me to say that the X is mein aswell....but I thought that it should be obvious enough >0<
"Well, Wily is much stronger than he looks."
Ho ho ho!
"ACK! Put away that video camera!"
"STOP THE PRESS!"
"Hmmm, how I looovveee bungie jumping without ropes."
"Heh heh heh.... Nobody will realise that what's really in this bag is the cast of Keroro Gunso!"
"Beware my ultimate technique!" *goes into stance*
"I'm not impressed."
"Still mine!"
"But can you get all this presents away from me?"
"I saw 'em first! It's mine you hear me?! MIEN!"
"My face is ugly, who do you think I hide it."
"Thats why my eyes are closed!"
"No one will no who I am with this disguise!"
"*deep inhale* AAaaahh... Smell that city smog!"
Smog starts too with an S
"So does Santa - and slave."
"That makes perfect sense."
"I'm the hottest man on Earth!"
Yeah, keep telling to yourself
Light: Best Christmas ever.
"I wonder what Rin will get me..."
"I must build a Robot Master so hot that Megaman will explode just by getting within a few miles of it!"
Standing on building makes me look sexy....altough everything makes me look sexy!
"Just they way I like Wily most, bent over for me."
"I'd say I could see my house from here, but the smog makes seeing ANYTHING difficult...."
"That's just...my aura, yeah!"
"I sense great things from you..."
"I am an all powerful LANTERN! Orange power, go!"
"Wow... aren't I badass?"
"HAW HAW HAW You aren't!"
"Behold my fury! LOOK! I AM ANGRY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY ANGRINESS!
...
...BALD!"
''Why the [tornado fang] i'm clapping?''
"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!!"
And the winner will get everything!
"Dammit, Wily, can't you gallop any faster?"
"YAY! Wily got dressed up as Rudolf!"
Douche!
Boobies...I mean Boobies
Light: "*singing*Wily the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiney nose... *not singing* Nah, that just doesn't sound right..."
Wily: "You... *pant pant* Suck.... *huff wheeze*"
"Suck"
*swack*
*swack*
*swack*
"WITH AN S!!!!" 8D
"Damn these chopsticks."
"Now what shall I cast?" 8D "I know! ULTIMA!"
"Ahhh heeeelp meeee!"
"Oops...did I cast Flood? It was supposed to be Blizzaga...." '>.>
''Don't drink and drive kids!''
"My laser shoots out floating heads!"
"[Tornado Fang] you Battler,magic is behind THIS!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, there's nothing over there."
" well I do have my eyes closed."
"I never take a bath obviously."
"Then I'll give you some Chirstmas soap and towel!"
"I can just burn everything right off me!"
"It's Christmas. You should smile more."
"Hmm. Oh. I got it! You have aides!"
"The RPM christmas ninja special is brought to you by the letter S and Z"
"I bet you don't know, but I'm a white guy."
"The border tis red, wait, whered my arms go?"
"Under my robe."
"And now to give coal to the good boys and girls, and gifts to the... Wait... That doesn't sound right."
"Glove slap! I don't take crap!"
"YOU CAN'T SEE MY FACE, BUT I AM QUITE EXCITED."
"That is cute but so WRONG!"
"Hmm? Oh, I was just watching paint dry. It's rather interesting."
"I...can't move."
Just don´t move...I´m enjoying the view :3
"What are you doing there Christninja!? help me whip this [sonic slicer]!"
I am waiting for christmas pirate so we can have an epic battle...if you know what I mean [eyebrow]
"You wouldn't want to know what am I going to do to my lovely reindeer back home!"
...A really big present that I can swipe?
LIGHT: Presents I shall deliver, with Megaman, Roll, Protoman, Auto, Rush, Beat and Tango all in the sleigh with only Wily to pull us!
"Yeah, the power 'a Christ compels ya, beyotch..." (Don't ask...)
"Welcome to acid trip."
"I have a perfect present for that!"
"Is it a fire lantern?"
"I'm not telling~"
"I have no patience that I want to see what's inside the box. NOW!
"By my deduction... You're impatient!"
"Okay that's it, burn!"
"Then you'll get no presents!"
"Orange fire is the best. Red just can't compare."
"This red border, destroy my lower part of the body... and why am I still smiling?"
"Nooo! He's in my nightmares too...stop pointing at me!"
My nightmares are so fun, if only they had some more red... I like red...
"I prefer black and white."
There can´t be a present too big for me ;)
"Well, I dunno if my slave-kun here can pull those gigantic gifts... nahhh, I'm sure he can!" *whip*
"Ah... So peaceful the night before Christmas..."
If I would be green then you could call me the Grinch!
"What better way to repay your debt to society than to be my personal reindeer for this jolly holiday." 8D
"Santa... I wonder if he will give me a new RC plane..."
"Your RC Plane is mine!"
"Now now, there's plenty for everyone!"
So what? I want everything!
WILY: Let me go, Christmas is over!
LIGHT: What does that have to do with anything? >BD
"That's... Rather amusing."
I love Orange!!
Why are you always commenting on us?
"Because of your rhythm!"
"Thumbelina? Who?"
"I'm hiding a bionic eye behind this Santa hat."
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAT? only I can have bionic eyes!"
"Everyone can get a bionic eye... For a small fee of course!"
"I'll crush MegaMan with my bare hands!"
"And so... It begins again..."
"Everything is orange! ....when looking through my glasses, anyway."
"We feel that we're just extras."
"Ah... What to do with these extra presents~"
"Burn them!"
"That sounds like a waste."
Everything that doesn´t belong to me is wasted
"Damn you Light, making me wear this blasted red nose!"
"We're red too."
"Orange is the best color! Convert!"
"And if we say no?"
"I'll force you to like orange!!!"
"I knew sitting on it was a bad idea!"
"What do you mean by sitting on it?"
"But... OH! It feels good in the long run!"
YOU ARE MINE!
Light: "You heard that right slave!"
"I wonder what it feels like to have a slave..."
"It feels so hot inside!"
"Heeee, how hot?"
Hotter than you..or the north pole
"Ice cold man, ICE COLD!"
"Oh I love cold thing, like ice cream!"
"I wanna have some ice cream!"
Behold! My magnificent bald spot!!!
"But not as magnificant as the 2 of us~"
"Now I hate to say this, but I want a companion too."
"Quack! Me! Quack! Me!"
"I like my duck burnt!"
"Burnt duck? Why would you want that?"
"Because it so tasty! And their skin is crispy too!"
"... ..." *speechless*
"I'll burn even myself! Mwahahaha!"
"Now that's just stupid."
"Duck Burn! WOOHOO!" *Insert Duck Tales' theme here*
...I like ducks '>.>
"... I hate you, Thomas Claus..."
"Don't be hatin'... Be lovin'!"
"Yes, I love world domination"
"I prefer world peace."
"WORLD PIECE IS ALSO MEIN!!"
"I got the sweetest disposition, who else but me. I never, ever start an argument, I never show a bit of temperament. I'm never wrong, and always right. I never dream of starting a fight. I get stuck with all the bad luck. I'm none other than Donald Duck." </wii>
"Where is Usagi Yojimbo? Where is my love?"
"Fret not! I'll help in the search for your love!"
"I'm burning with love!" *shot*
"Who'da thought Donald Duckling would be so cute!?" >w<
"I'm too bored to find it cute."
I look cute in orange spandex...
"But you would look even cuter in a reindeer suit while crawling on all fours." :3
"One of these days, Light.... ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!" >8|
"...what was that? Speak up, I can't be bothered listening otherwise."
"I'm not interested in your problem."
Oh, look! Donald's baby photos!
*[twin slasher] face*
Really, that's what it looks like.
"I won't lose in [twin slasher] face business!"
"Mickey-kun! Mickey-kun~! Don't I look kawaii~? <3"
Let's see if you can still laugh at my bald head when you're ON FIRE.
"I'm gonna eat you."
"So barbaric."
"And now for my evil laugh...."
"Sapphire knight at your service!"
"And I'm Donald Duckling!"
Flame and Wily did the fusion dance. Or something.
(... Brilliant... XD)
"They can do what?"
ORANGE
I like Red.
"I don't see it. Are you sure it's down there?"
"You will never find it. For we have stolen it."
"Yoinks!"
Silly duckling, you can't wear those clothes. You're not even 2D, they won't fit.
"Can I eat him then?"
"My glasses turn orange colored to protect my eyes from sunlight! If only they were bigger.."
Look Drill Man...LOOK!
"Dr.Wily has no desire to participate in your reinedeer games!" >8|
*see reindeer Wily pass by*
"Well, that's unique."
"I'm the uniquely cute one here!"
Indeed *swipes*
Light: Marsh! Marsh!
Wily: I'll mash you next time...
"Did that, done that."
"Yeah, that's right! You'd better run away!"
"Oh... A talking duckling."
"The ability to talk will make it taste better...hehe.."
"You are insane."
"Well duh."
"Insane people need to be slashed!"
"Hug me! Hug me!"
"Why? When I can fry and eat you here!?"
"By the big S in the sky, I will not let you!"
"By my big W I'll let you!"
Quak?
*TWACK!!*
*Gasp!*
*Grin*
*Smack!*
*Shock*
"It's loooooooooog~ It's looooooooooooooog~"
"Not into the pit, it buuuuuuuuuuuuurns!!!!!"
...I like pits
"And I like logging people!"
"Logs burn in fire!"
"YESS BURN!"
Ducky!
"I WUV YOU, WILY"
" I say, that was quite the proverbial smacking....wouldn't you agree, delicious duckling?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! You're breaking my teeth!"
"Don't worry, I'm a certified dentist."
Every year, 150K street signs die by drowning. Please, think of the signs, and don't drink water.
"I see something. Something delicious."
"GIVE ME MY GODDAMN RITALIN"
"Mmm.... Ritalin..."
"En garde!"
"Oh god... Oh god the water is rising... HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!"
"Elite Beat Agents are... GO!!!"
"NO!!"
This is what happens when women take Viagra.
"I'll [twin slasher] you..."
"Drowning is a better fate then thaaaaaaaa- Sign? Can you hear me? Sign! SIIIIIIIGGGGGN!"
"No, I am NOT taking a picture of you and your diploma."
"Oh, come on. For once, I feel like I've achieved something and I wanna celebrate!."
"That's one delicious looking piece of paper."
"YES! GO EAT IT NOW!"
On fire!
The diploma is clearly fake.
These EYES are total fakes! I got myself an eye-surgeon to turn them like this!
"I never knew throwing sawblades around could qualify as surgery."
"I'd like a taste of those blades..."
"Excuse me." *steals blade* "AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I thought I saw an old man! I did! I did! I did saw an old man!"
"Excuse me." *burns Donald duckling* "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
*lays on the ground, all DBZ-like, then revives*
"Wait till I go SSJ!"
"Well, well, then I need to "take care of this" ASAP then."
"Quack! But first, some filler episodes!"
"Behold my orangeness!"
Why someone shut of that fan? I might get a cold here
"Go be emo somewhere else!"
"Now I really AM a dentist!"
"DON'T LIE TO ME! MY TOOTH STILL ACHE!"
[objection!]
Ducks do not have teeth!
"Empoleon! use Kawarimi no jutsu!"
It's super effective.
(I'm not sure it's Empoleon, the mask looks like empoleon's to me)
(... I never noticed that... XD But yep, Empoleon.)
"Choose me! Switch me in next!"
"I choose you Tar Devil!"
*Goes into typical Donald rage*
*Goes into typical Wily rage*
*Goes into Lio cannibalism mode*
"I did the fusion dance with Flameman."
"HEH! That just makes you spicy!"
"Spicy hot is a must in my food."
"Please don't bathe me in barbeque sauce!!"
Hey, now that I'm here, Protoman's out of a job.
"I eat jobless ones for breakfast."
"I'm unemployed and I LOVE IT!"
"Would you like a cup of Earl Grey then?"
"Nope, I have a lantern full of it."
"Ah! You have excellent taste!"
Why ofcourse I have...then I have evrything!
Not unless you have my.... *smack!!*
"Oh my, it's getting more lively here."
"Jolly good show! Jolly good show!"
"Megaman is blue - therefore, his secret weakness is orange!"
Sora: "*whispering* Riku, what are those!?"
Riku: "*also whispering* They're called 'boobs'."
Sora: "Me want!"
"Sorry kids, but she's mine!"
"Shall we have a gentlemanly challenge of cracker toppings for her then?"
I KEEL YU. WID SAWBLEDES.
"Delicious plan..."
"You know, why bother to make another fire based Robot Master when I can just control fire myself?"
"There there you 2, control it..."
"Burn baby, burn!"
(Hmm, these two will become my slaves in the future, better take care of em!)
"That's scandalous!"
"Hello kids, you know in this economy, you have to save as much of the bug bucks as you can, so now I'm a orange lantern and can do my work thrice as fast, sign up now and enjoy my awesomeness! *Children 'yay's*
"I see a hole on your tooth! METAL BLADE!"
"I daresay, you are an absolutely dreadful dentist."
"Blueman, away!"
Aqua: "...And that is where babies come from."
So that is what the S is for?
"You can't defeat my true form!"
"Stick to the plan, boys! Or we'll lose to him"
"Alright, I will!"
"All your plans are belong to mein again!"
"There's rather greedy of you, dear fellow."
WILY II! ACTIVATE FLAME FORM!
*sweet fiery enabling sequence with awesome SFX*
NOW YOU BURN!
"Top hats for the win!"
"Not even Metal Blade one of the most broken weapons in MM series could not pierce Air Man!"
Oh, this? There's no wind, my hair just does that on its own.
"Looks like green spaghetti..."
"Flaming lantern orange!"
"I still don't get why people call me 'Stupid-looking Man'.."
"You guys are going you make terrible main characters!"
"Why orange? why?"
"A talking fruit!? Blasphemous!"
"Need to be roasted!"
"Roasted fruit? Sounds like a marvelous idea!"
"Carnivorian doesn't eat fruits!"
"A marvelous idea doesn't mean I will follow it through, my good man."
''Carnivorian doesn't drink tea!''
"With Centaurman we'll be triplets!"
"Oh my, I do say!"
Sora: "*sigh* Could you please repeat the lecture? Riku got distracted by your-"
Riku: "Boooobiiiies...."
OK then I sing it again: S stands for....
"SASUKE DIE!"
"I say, jolly good show Loggy ol' boy."
Why thank you good sir...just to remind you what good of a sir you are I´ll leave this huge S here on your wall :3
"One serve of kawarimi no jutsu is ready sire!"
"This show sure got exciting."
"Yes....exciting..." bVd
A Most delightful Cup of Tea
"I'll sting JOOO!"
"Whoa!, my tiger sense is tingling!"
Look it´s a-a-a-a-a-ACHOOOOO! Tiger alergy
"TIGER KAWARIMI NO JUTSU!"
"That is truly amazing!"
"hot like a Frankfurter"
"I'm shiny!"
"I'm a clone!"
"Don't you dare call me a clone of Zorro..."
"Clone of Zorro? easy peasy!"
"This amount of scientific confidence!"
"That confidence will all be MEIN!!"
"I'm so ronery..."
''Would you like a cup of tea?''
"Tornado Man and Chill Man are robots that bear some resemblance to each other."
"A cold wind coming up!"
*The warm tea is a little colder now*
*The cool wind blows on C.C.'s hair*
"Mmmh, I feel a lovely breeze on my skin~" </wii>
"Nuuuu~ I want warm tea..."
"I'll give you my HOT tea"
"Wow... Hot tea..."
"I shall fill the world with HOT boiling tea! It will all be MEIN!!" </wii>
"But I like my tea cold...."
"This is blood not tea, old bean!
"There there, don't listen to that crazy talking tiger."
e(vil)=mc²
"Go go gator cart!"
Blue Moon... Blue Knight!
"Hey! You're not our official photographer!"
"Let it be known the world over; we at Capcom have officially run out of originality!" 8D
"I need some rest..."
"I say, old bean, go take a nap!"
"I'm not Old Bean! I'm Sapphire Knight!"
"I dare say, this fine china is EXQUISITE!"
"I'LL BLOW IT TO ITTY BITTY BITS!!"
"That's so meeeean... /._.\ "
"I wonder if I pull this pin on my head.......crap."
"You give oranges a bad rep because of your actions."
"Ow, my hair got in my eye..."
"LET ME BLOW IT OFF OF YOU HEAD!"
Old man with flames!
"That's... Scary..."
" You want some tea!!!!!"
"Ah! Please don't scald us!"
"Screw that! The tea is MEIN!!"
"I am... SORRO!"
"Human blood...so good...more, MORE, MMOOOOOOAAAARRRR"
"Well, with a small fee... It can be arranged. óVó"
"Le screw your fee!"
"This orange taste like anger!"
"Anger? Orange? You must be mad!"
"I'd say it's bloody brilliant!"
"I like your tastes old boy!"
"I propose a toast for my new chap!"
"A toast indeed, old chap!"
(Little did he know that I only want him as my construct!)
"What a brilliant idea! You devil of a sweet irish biscuit!"
Leader what should we do?
...................................
The Leader has spoken! HAAAAAAIL!
"I'm the King of Logs, [sonic slicer]!"
"*in Heavy's voice* Logs are delicious!"
"And so is the way I slashed my S!"
"I cannot die!"
"That's amazing!"
"...I CAN DIE!"
"... Make up your mind, you old fool!"
"You are the fool here! Believeing that Orange can be stopped!"
" I want an orange...."
''OMG I'M A CANNIBAL!!!''
"My identity...REVEALED! ;^;"
"Pay me if you want your identity to be kept secret a bit longer... óVó"
Oh, you will be paid...have some of THIS! *FFWWOOOOMMMMM*"
".....I'm still waiting..."
"ALL HAIL LELOUCH!"
"Its HEIL! Now taste my wraaaath!
"Oh I say, I'm an orange wearing a monocle indeed"
Sup bitches? I'm an 8-bit sprite!
"8-bit... Must draw 8-bit..."
"TIME TO BURNINATE THE GALAXY!!!"
"Must draw galaxy burning..."
Way ahead of ya
"Let's burn some wood for the night."
Never mind how cheesy the wind thing is, I'm still too sexy for you.
"Ohohoho! THIS IS DELICIOUS! YEESS!! YEESS![/bison]"
Welcome to Detroit...
"Where's the food!?"
"You cannot have it, for it is MINE!!"
"I am...SHINY!!"
"And I'm... Gorgerous. óVó"
"And I'm on F-F-F-IIREE!"
Dude, that´s tottaly rad...like 8 bit
"DOKA! Sasuke shall NEVER defeat the log!"
"Imma cut you, [sonic slicer]."
"DEEEE-licious!"
"Damn kids doing graffiti on my wall again!!?"
"Tally-ho and sweet mountain ranges!"
"I love me some mountain oranges!"
"I say, you look absolutely scrumptious. I happen to be famished at the moment; would you mind lending me your leg?"
"What is the point of just a leg...when I can have the whole thing?"
Kurosaki ichigo, a man who doesn´t like boobs....FAIL!
"You are surprised now!"
"Triple Nel execution!"
"Tea and crumpets! *monocle pops out* Two of them have large bossums!"
"I'm so cool, scratching an s into the wall like this."
"It's not as cool as being hugged by these pretty ladies."
>/w/<
"Why are you looking at us like that? It's just sex!"
"...I think the wind changed."
"SQUEE!! SO CUTE!!"
Not joking, that is so cute. XD
♪ Teenage Mutant Gangsta Turtles, Teenage Mutant Gangsta Turtles ♪
"Tis' only the tip of iceberg I afraid."
"Oh my, how uncivilized!"
"I think I was born to be a pimp..."
"Oh, no. I can't swim! I'm made from metal!"
"I'm strong enough to pull you up! Here we go!" </wii>
"Um... All we were doing was hugging and... Well... We're stuck..."
"What do you mean I am not Blue?!"
"I'm green, how could you forget? *sniff*"
"WHERE IS MAH TRAIN, THE LULUCHOO?!"
Ichigo: "Can I please break character and enjoy this?"
"Invincible Technique - S Slash!"
*Miss!*
"WTF?"
"Behold! Ultimate ninja dramatic cut!"
You can´t cut trough BRITANIA!
"DURRHURR, I AM LOG."
[cool pose]"That log... has nothing... on me..."[/cool pose]
Akira: Dear, I want to hug you...but something doesn´t allow me to
"I have to cut down that log before it decomposes."
Oh, no. I'm not staring at you... I'm staring at the turbine approaching you from behind. And it's about to suck you in.
"How deliciously... EEEEVIL."
The speech bubble is empty, for I have nothing to say.
"Acting like I don't want it is what makes all the ladies go after me."
"I hate you all. *middle finger*"
I give you the big S for SHUT THE [tornado fang] UP!
"SURPRISE, [sonic slicer]!"
"Hey, I have the nympho's harem! Help! There's been a mistake!"
"I sure do like my 10-year-old Pokémon girls..."
"Can those girls please help me!?"
Akira - "No, don't go in after him. It's too dangerous!"
Vixy - "Danger is my middle name, my love!"
Akira - "I thought your middle name was licious!"
"Now I only need a sidekick!"
"Care for a spot of Tea? Its Grrrreat!"
"Umm... I think I'll just stick to standing in the breeze..."
"Everyone is looking at someone getting their butts hand to them on Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It was so epic, everyone started to turn their and at break-neck speed."
"I can't see a damn thing."
Frosted butts, now part of a complete breakfast.
"Be prepared guys!"
"FRESH MEAT! Time to lose the getup!"
"I can already taste your blood in my mouth..."
"I'm being worked like a dog! Oh, wait..."
"Hehehehehe, just you wait, Soul Silver, just you wait."
"Lelouch is the Pokemon Master!"
"Then then.... am I a pokemon?"
"What a shocking relevation!"
Quote from: G.G. on January 20, 2010, 02:14:14 AM
"You are the fool here! Believeing that Orange can be stopped!"
That breeze sure is kind of cold
"Surfing boards are for wuzzes! I do it Robo Crocodile style!"
"Boy, don't we look good?"
"I could eat you...hmmm....yes...you look tasty..."
"I'll pounce on Ai in a moment."
"Why! That's very indecent of you!"
Einstein is a total wuzz compared to me!
"Can someone change the lightbulb on Brightman."
VICTORY POSE!
Log ninja of a far-off forest in the middle of nowhere.
"You [tornado fang]ing idiot. That was so [tornado fang]ing stupid, I can't even see anymore."
"Idiot sounds very delicious right now."
"Fool,even as a Tiger,I enjoy the taste"
"Many faces of Marisa."
Oh, heavens! That nearly made me propel my monocle off my face!
"Never turn your back in front of me..." owo
"... Where's Kagami... -w-"
"Inside my lantern!"
"Egads! That's horrible!"
"Horrible is my middle name!"
"Why, you disgust me further!"
You just can't beat the power-packed taste of MEIN!
"Well, you can't... *gurgle*"
*see the guy drown*
"Construct material get!"
"Wow,a drowning guy,im suprised.But the tea suprises me more~"
"Drowning guy? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Now that's funny!" bVd
"I say, RAWGHRAAGHAGHRAHR. Yes, quite."
"Can I eat the corpse then?"
"Yes more construct for me!"
"I do say! Brilliant idea, old chap!"
"You call this brilliant?"
..
..
..
..
"[tornado fang] yeah!"
"You seem to be having a good time there!"
Why yez! I haz everyzing! EVERYZING!
HEY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
oh god run
"I can't run, I WON'T run!" 8D
"Well, if that isn't quite the sight!"
"Wait till the intermission!"
"I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NUTS."
"Mmmm... Nuts..."
"Nuts? I slash them!"
"I've made a construct out of nuts!"
"This tea wouldn't happen to have nuts in it, would it?"
"You shouldn't worry about nuts. Now look at me..."
"I just figured out the truth of life!"
"There're nuts in the tea after all!"
"Nuts!? IN TEA!?"
"That sounds crazy, love it!"
"But I'm allergic to nuts!"
"Then get different tea! I should turn you into a construct..."
"Cut out all these nut talks!"
"My! Aren't you rude!"
"I'm flaming! And not that way either!"
"Little did they know that was an Ichigo doll."
IKE, I AM YOUR FATHER
I see some children!
"Please be not a dream... Please be not a dream!"
"Sorry, but I did construct your dream."
"I liked Frosted Flakes, it was Grrreat!"
"...
...
...
...dup."
IT PUTS LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HYDRO PUMP AGAIN!
OMG IT KEEPS CHANGING WHAT DO I SAY
say NO
YAY!
"I am everyone."
"That's a lot to handle!"
"No one can handle me. The way I meant or any other way!"
"That's me! the arrogant guy in some game!"
"I'll destroy your arrogance!"
"What do you mean 'you're an odd sight'?"
"You could not beat me if you had fricking level 100 pokemon."
I can't lift my sword lol
"That's very impratical."
Impracticality can be solved with SCIENCE!!
Black and red are cool colors.
"I see what you did last summer!"
Suddenly, I feel violated!
"I am silently reaching for my taser carefully."
My cape is awesome, you cannot compare.
"Ah yes, quite, but I have hair, the question is whether you have hair or not."
"I have punk rock hair."
I'm the hairiest.
"No one's as smug as me."
"No one as evil as me!"
"No one's as shocked as me!"
"Is the tea taste that good?"
"Oh yes, it really does!"
"Hmm... We will dominate the tea industry next!"
"I ONLY LOVE EARL GREY!"
"Excellent choice old bean!"
I am king of Flame. lol geddit
"I gettit! I'm smart!"
I must say, you are nothing compared to me.
"Interesting, I always thought there's no tiger in Britain..."
Am I, abnormal?!
"By that logic, yes you are."
"It's not a bad thing."
"My man, what openness!"
(Plan A, success!)
"Did you just say something?"
"Yep, but what can you do? eat me?"
"That was insulting!"
"I AM MAD!"
"You don't say!"
BWAHAHAHA! IM ON FIRE! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA![/insane]
"Why don't you come look at my tits!"
"No." *blub blub*
"I say, old bean! Why doesn't that lady use her giant mammories to save that drowning chap, wot wot?"
"Because she doesn't care. Like me."
"Nobody cares about Orange." ;^;
"Who's there? Oh, it's nobody."
"No! I'm somebody! HELP ME!!!"
"MAYBE I CAN EVAPORATE THE WATER WITH MY FLAMES!"
"Nya! Do it then!"
These Glasses of Mine... I can't see through them. The Flames, they're too Bright!
"Why do you let the forum resize me?"
"I'm burning red!!!!"
"Red!? By golly that's the same color as this special tea I brewed from monkey blood!"
"It's a miracle I'm not bleeding from all these face-whacks from my paddleball."
"I fell into a burning ring of fire! I went down, down, down and the flames went higher! And it burns, burns, burns...the ring of fire...the ring of fire!"
"Am I being followed by a mummy?"
"I'm not a candle."
"I am! Flame on!"
"Hehe, flame on."
Fire FIRE FIIIYAAAAAAH
"I have a flute, and I'm not afraid to use it."
*Sings Hell Fire from Hunchback movie*
*Sings the opening theme to Tale Spin*
"I will pierce you with my eyes."
"Heh. You do not scare me."
I'll burn myself so you can't!
"Wouldn't that be kind of pointless? Either way you still lose."
"Like me flying my RC plane and letting it get shot down everytime?"
"Burn! Burn! BUR-wait, what am I burning again?"
"You're burning down a whole forest so we can get those rare Pokemon."
That's dumb.
"Dumb, but necessary in our goals to get our leader back!"
"... What is a leader..."
"PAH! I need no leader!"
"I'll give you three guesses what the 'S' stands for."
"Always look both ways before crossing the street."
"Or use Sebra Cross!" 8D
Tiger + Monocle = Win!
"Vixy Boobs!!"
"Focus. Don't look back."
"Please focus on helping meeeeeeeeeee!"
"Shere Khan doesn't help anybody until he's had his Earl Grey. Even then, it's a big maybe."
"Tea... I'd like some."
"Give me some HOT chocolate!"
"[tornado fang] Chocolate I've Tenshinhan!"
"Egads! He's all bloody!"
"All that blood makes my blood boils!"
"Boiling blood? Do share some!"
"No. It is mein!"
"Are you guys don't care about Tenshinhan at all!?"
"What is this... Tenshinhan?"
"I'M TIRED OF LIVING IN A COLD HOUSE"
Don't worry... I'm a certified RAPIST."
"Great! As if I didn't have enough problems to worry about! (Blub!)"
"Maybe... I'LL CRUSH YOUR HEAD AS WELL!"
"You call that hot chocolate? I'LL SHOW YOU HOT"
"THAT SOUNDS GOOD"
"Tell me...have you ever seen an ant burn under a magnifying glass? Well, that's what is going to happen to you, only much quicker!"
"LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BURN HIM FASTER THAN I CAN CRUSH HIS HEAD"
"Oh, you're challenging me? bring it on!"
"Gentlemen, gentlemen! Please! Act more civilized! Have some tea. That should cool your jets."
"I CARE NOT FOR TEA!"
"GIVE ME MEIN HOT COFFEE! NO TEA!"
"BAH! *crushes head*"
"YES MORE CONSTRUCT FOR ME!"
"You are one greedy fellow!"
"Comments like that make me burst into flames with fury!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" *crush head*
"Oh my! Such barbaric actions!"
"You'll think barbaric after I turn you into charcoal briquettes!"
"BWAHAHAHA!!! *crushes Goku's head* NOW I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!"
I am the justice knight, brought to you by the letter S!
"New, Action Log from Blammo!"
"LOGS AREN'T AS FUN TO CRUSH AS ARE SKULLS"
"You got a problem with the thermostat?"
*shakes head* "nope!"
What? You didn't know tigers loved tea? Shame on you!
"No, shame on you, sir, for not knowing bandicoots love laptops!"
"Lets you and me fight."
"I think he's not wearing any underwear..."
"That's because I ate it, and it was delicious!"
"Not wearing underwear!? I, as a knight of justice, must punish him!"
"Going commando!? That makes my rage burn like a thousand suns! RAAAAARGH!!!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Teeter totter, cannon fodder, wash your face with dirty water."
"Good, now sing the Knights of Cydonia!"
"I HATE SONGS"
"I LOVE SINGING!"
"Sing us a song, old chap!"
"Yes! Sing us through the Wily and flames! :D"
"I can't see!" *literally*
"Egads! That's horrible!"
u mad?
"Hip hop hip hop hip hop!"
Huzzah! This chamomile is just what I needed. Hayfever season is just around the corner, after all!
HAPPY MONKEY. =D
"Can I come out now?"
"Once more into the breach!"
"Y-you go on ahead. I'll just.. uh, stay here.."
"I got a star sticker for getting an A+ on my math test! Look at it!"
"IM CRUSHING JOOR HEAD IM CRUSHING JOOR HEAD!"
"...My arms are not for crushing. Pawing, yes. Crushing, no."
"THEN I CRUSH FOR YOU!"
...trought the burning wheel of fire
SHOCKING REVELATION
"Why Terra... Why did you turn into a log?"
So that I may burn him!
"No... I will find a way to save you!"
"If all fail, use fire!"
"Why, that's very important words to go by!"
"Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ist mein, all MEIN!"
"... I'm scared of the laughing mad old man..."
FLAMING OLD MAN ATTACK
"I pray for the butler's soul..."
"I play with the butler's soul!"
"That's insane!"
"As insane as ME?! Kyahahahahahahahaha!"
"... He's really scary, milady..."
MEIN! ALL MEIN! AHAHAHAHAHA!
MEIN! MEIN! MEIN!
"You need to calm down, Professor Ochanomizu! Smile, like me!"
''Because if you don't, he dies!''
"Which one of us will die? Him, or me?"
"NEITHER!! The one to die is HIM!! *crushes Goku's head.*"
"Time for me to go into action!"
"The action shall be mein! Mein MEIN MEIN!!!" O:<
"... Mind taking some of this juice as well?'
"*takes juice* IT'S MEIN!!!"
Stop you fiend in the name of truth, justice and the letter S!
"LOG NO JUTSU!" *Poof* "LOG POWER!"
"I never knew logs are this dangerous too..."
"You've never seen the all powerful lantern, haven't you?"
"I had a few Lanturns for lunch actually!"
Did you catch em all?
"Congratulations! Your ninja evolved into a log!"
"Log is only useful to burn stuff!"
This is that Snapple brand green tea, Mangoooooooooooooooooo!
(no really, that's the name of the green tea you can get)
"Pika, pika, mangooooooooo!"
" This Tea is delicious!!! "
"This shota is delicious!"
I killed him... forgive me...
"NOOOO WHY YOU KILL ME?!"
" I'm the Duck! "
After this picture was taken, the cameraman mysteriously disappeared and the sidewalk was repaved.
"It's my duty to investigate!"
"Noone will know that I'm the culprit!"
"You will be ratted out sooner or later."
"I will incinerate anyone who dares rat me out!"
"I'LL CRUSH YOUT HEAD BEFORE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!"
"I'd like to see you to try to grasp a man surrounded by fire! I'm hotter than Hell!"
"Perhaps. But can you survive in the VOID!?"
"Sure do, I'm invincible."
"Oh no you aren't!"
"Oh, yes I am! Roast duck, coming right up!"
"... I'd like some duck."
"I prefer barbecued duck!"
"I prefer moving onto a different subject, if you catch my drift!"
"... Too late. I want duck now."
"One barbecued duck, coming right up! Mmmmmm...MMM! I'm salivating like Pavlov's dog just thinking about it!"
"... I'm salivating inside too."
And it will be all mein...mmmm duck *Droll*
"Then... You need this! *transform into a log*"
"I kinda need logs too for bbqing this duck."
"No more talk of BBQ duck!"
"But BBQ duck is so delicious, especially the skin!"
"I say no more BBQ duck talk!"
"BBQ Duck must be Tuesday!"
"... A pizza topping please?"
"How about flame-broiled ham!?"
"... Ham's... Fattening."
"Fatteningly GOOD!"
MUDADA!
"LOGAGA!"
"VOIDIDIDI!"
"That's no good at all!"
"WHATAMIFIGHTiNGROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRGGH!"
"I'm fighting for my cute self!"
"No no! That's not a good enough reason!"
"I fight for meinself! Meinself as I vatch zee whole vorld burn!"
"But the world is going to be consumed by void?!"
"Your logic is flawed!"
Not as flawed as you'll be when I'm done with you.
"If only I used logic to saved him." ;_;
"Logic doesn't work that way!"
But fire works this way!
"I want... My wish back."
"My command is your wish!"
wait....
"You are seriously one confused old man!"
I am actually not old...I just wanted old age...but then I won´t have my youth...I must have youth...but then I couldn´t have old age...DAMN IT! *starts burning*
That'll teach you to take an axe to me.
"Oh is that a young pokemon trainer over there?"
"You're delusional!"
"No, I'm on fire. Big difference."
Suffer in the rift within you!
No you cannot touch my back...at least not that way. >U<
Strangely, I'm feeling kinda left out here.
OW! This thing I'm holding is pointy...
"That's because I'm the one who make it pointy!"
I was a Nazi once, but no more!
(no really, Donald Duck was a Nazi during WWII, look up Nazi Donald Duck on Google Images)
Coming up next, NOTHING!
Have a picture to caption (http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/h/shaepixar/black_mage.jpg)
"I AM FROM THE FUTURE! MAGICAL FUTURE!"
"There's no such thing as magic!"
"Prepare to be amazed by my pyromancy!"
"... Void magic is where it's at."
"Black Magic > Void Magic"
"Pizza Hut magic > Black/Void magic"
"I don't comprehend, that's simply voidically silly!"
"That doesn't sound like Exdeath...unless...AHA! You're not the real Exdeath!"
"FOOLISH DUCK! TO THE VOID YOU GO!"
"Not so fast! I use cartoon physics and turn your Void into a doughnut hole! I'll just pop up right behind you. Take that!"
"... You are now being very silly!"
"Instant Awesome, Just Add Orange!" owob
"Umm.... I'm color-blind to orange..."
"I keep getting my Z's and S's mixed up...darn it."
Look! I'm a card!
A wild card you mean...? 8D I kid, I kid.
"Nintendo's newest game for NDS: "Color me! Mascots!"
Zero: "Wow, X is bigger than I thought!"
Ah-ah-ah! Can't let you do that!
SHOWTIIIIIME!!
"And now for our 1000th rendition of One Winged Angel! Hit it!"
"Noone remix my theme..."
*happy face*"It's this way!
*slight shocked face* No... wait, It's actually this way. I think.
"where am i?"
My awesome camouflage ability
"EEEWWW!! I'm holding someone's heart!"
Ironically, my name doesn't have a single S in it!
Damnit! I´m stuck here in this (spoiler) dimension and not even my I-pod wants to work!
It's.... LOG!
you thought my gun was my finger for a moment, didn't you? HAHA I trick you
I´m glad I ditched the old guy, his talking about Darkness was boring
No one tries to use me to build houses for the poor!
(I noticed a bit too late :P)
Black mages, now with 50% more black and 50% more mages
LOG ATTACK... ACTIVATE!
Oh, hi there. Didn't hear you come in. Want a sandwich?
"Proto Man wants his sammich like Proto Man wants his woman: plenty of meat and no crust on the sides!"
DAMNIT GILGAMESH! STOP MESSING AROUND!
"I will get mad if those two plumbers get in my way again!"
"Now, you'll know the true meaning of the word Quackshot!"
"Your Quackshot will not reach me!"
You thought I had anger problems before! Now I can shoot you!
"An interesting case indeed: a duck with an arm cannon gets angry and fires at a man that is actually a tree. Baffling!"
"So baffling I don't want to consumed it with void!"
"I think its got. But as long as I get it. Do'h!"
"Thank you, Cleveland!"
"Hi, I was sent by the void to repossess all this stuff."
"Rrrright heeerree...rrrright noooowwww...six mop-topped guys from Japan...it's....the Black Mages!"
"Ohhh, I love Black Mages so dearly..." bVd
"I'll enjoy making you into a black-and-blue mage with my Duck Buster."
"Well, I don't care. I'm just a pretty boy with silver hair."
"Silver hair? As like my S!"
"Sorry but letter S is mine also."
75000 GET!
"So... Many?"
"It's never too many!"
"And I will have more!"
"You can't have my Orange soda! It's MEIN!!"
"[tornado fang], my avatar is also gone! WILEYYY TWOOOOO!"
"Fight on, Mega Duck, for everlasting temperament!"
"HE'S A TRAP!"
"Well, maybe if I just look away...."
I'm like Zorro, but cooler. I HAVE AN S THERE TOO!
"I eat S for breakfast!"
"S is for shooting, which is what Imma going to do to you!"
"Fool, S is for sexually confusing!"
"S is also for 'Suck Duck Buster!'"
"GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!!"
"We can't, we're confined in this CD!"
"With my Quack Shot, I can save you!"
"I'll roast you like a yard bird!"
"But I'm already drowning!"
"Then I will evaporate all the water!"
"Then we will go to the water cycle to save Wily before it rains!"
"It's raining? O^O"
"IT'S RAINING! O:<"
"What is raining down is the better question."
"It's raining fire!"
"Atomic Fire! Ah, yeah!"
"THAT is what YOU think."
"I'll make it happen!"
"Not if I stop you!"
I'm hotter than Fireman!
".....I will never watch the erotic scenes from F/SN ever again...."
"But FF erotica, I'm all over that. They don't call me the Black Mage for nothing. [eyebrow]"
"I'm one of the prominent trap in that series~" <3
"Must.avoid.traps.to.fight.for.everlasting peace!"
"Do you really think you can dodge them all?"
"Dodge? I destroy!"
"And I will fight for everlasting peace!"
"And I will wiggle my eyebrows at you while setting you on fire...for everlasting lulz."
"I think I'll join you for the lulz."
"And much lulz will be had as everything burns! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
"I like your style of doing things."
"Well, I would like you, but you're sexual ambiguity is really starting to burn me up!"
"Oh Zidane, so you're finally here!" <3
"Here we go! Chaaarge shot!"
"I guess I should have listened when Papa told me never to bring a sword to a gun-fight. I guess my S stands for Screwed...royally!"
"Umm.... I think my hat's glued to my head..."
Beware, Megaduck is near!
"Megaduck!? [tornado fang]!"
"Villains! Fear me!"
"Um, why should I fear you? You're a duck cosplaying a super fighting robot. I can burn things to a cinder. You see where I'm going with this?"
"Did I just hear someone say duck?!" *Duck Hunt theme plays on the background*
I'm gonna shoot the sun
"No, not the sun! D:"
"and the sun named taiyo is gone..."
"'Cuz I shooted it! 8D"
I can shoot anything!...except women.
"You can't shoot women!? GASP!"
My hand is bigger than my face. Jealous?
AH!
"Dear Lord, I just thought about what you could do with that large hand! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
My hat hides a secret.
"Ba-ba-wha...!? REALLY!?" :O
"I dunno, I don't care."
"I will fight ignorance and apathy for everlasting peace!"
"Leave some for me, will ya?"
"Nope it's all mein! mein MEIN!!! Do you hear me? MEEIIINN! For I am, evil old man!"
"Evil oldman is no match for Lord Deathcross!"
"My arm's a cannon! Yes!! Oh wait, how do I explain this to Daisy? "
"Time to unlock more true potential"
"....The key's over there....."
"The keyhole looks like S letter... "
I AM MORE THAN A DUCK, PETE!
i am the [parasitic bomb]
"I am appalled by what I see."
"Umm... My hand is stuck to my hat... Which someone lined with bubble gum..."
"I'll help to slash it off!"
"Then, I will cauterize the wound!"
"Thanks. But no thanks."
"What's the matter? Can't hack it?"
"Already did hours ago." bVd
"And I will save the world again!"
"Before Lunchtime!"
"Let me direct your attention elsewhere.." *realized it's still her* *sigh*
what the hell am I looking at
"G-G-G-GHOST!!!"
look at me i'm a [Top Spin]
"I don't want to keep looking....."
"You can't resist." *stares into your soul*
"WHERE ARE MY EYEDROPS!?!"
i cut an s in them
"Oh... my... GOOOOOOD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOWER?! GET OUT!!!"
Signs aren't allowed to swim.
"So I can eat it right?"
"Taiyou!!!"
If I look at the ground, I can't see the sky!
"HI! I challenge you to a pokemon match!"
"No, I prefer to fight ourselves than let some monsters hidden in pockets do it!"
"Monster hidden in the pocket? what the hell man!?"
I am invincible
"Do I look pretty when I throw my pokeballs?"
damn this buster that runs on solar power
"Gary has been Ash's rival since 1998."
"Can't you tell what I did with my hair?"
No, I said "Hmph!!" You got it all wrong.
".... You. Eyedrops. Now."
"Quick to the S-mobile!"
YOU GOT THE DUCK CANNON
"Can I lick the gravy?"
"All the gravy in this lantern is mine!"
"No gravy! It's the scoorge of all duck-kind!"
I could go for some burnt duck right now
I can be an [dark hold] and get away with it because I'm just that sexy.
(licks chops) Tastes like chicken!
nothing to see here, just an ordinary chess piece
GEDDAN!
*BAMF!*
"Where my panties go!?"
Borockman the mega duck! Trapped in a world he never made!!!
"Rook to A2!"
"Pants when there's a camera under you is real life common sense! Anime common sense involves much PANTSU!"
all belongs to me for i am king
"You do not own me, for you cannot beat me!"
the power of my earrings is infinite
"You're just jealous because I'm a bad ass Pokèmon trainer, and all Pokèmon trainers are bad ass!"
hey cool, i can see my reflection!
"Magikarp I choose you!"
Everyone knows that ducks are superior to fish...especialy those with guns
Empoleon: "I agree!"
"Let's show the world what we ducks are made of!"
"I don't know, but I sure do know that I can make foie gras out of you!"
" Oasis shot GET!"
"How is that this guy who is actually gets beat by a kid who isn't awesome at all?"
*blink, blink* ".. w-wait, what?"
"HEHEHE! You suck!"
GIVE ME MY LAXATIVES OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
"Laxatives? delicious!"
"Donald has nothing on me."
"Bubble bubble man~"
"BOOYA! I just beat Burstman!"
"You got Sapphire Blade.... wait this not from Burstman!"
"Hehe! Because I swiped it first!"
You made the duck inside of me sad!
"How about I give you a free log?"
A log?! I AM A BEING OF FLAMES AND YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A LOG!? Now you made the duck angry!
"But the power of the log defeated that little ninja!"
"Heh, log is wood. So yeah, BURN!"
"Burn? Ze vill burn, and burn good!"
"I am burning with power!"
"The fire extinguisher is that way."
"No, the fire extinguisher is behind me."
"No! I AM the fire extinquisher, for I have obtained the Water Balloon from AquaMan!" 8D
"Waiting makes me hungry."
I'm handdrawn! YAY!
I have a dog wang for a head. (Buu avatar...I know you have multiple avatars.)
"I should use you in my next fireworks experiment."
HAMMERS!!!!
"Go on. I dare you to pick my stage first, Megatwerp!"
"If I let go of my hat, the wind'll take it away..."
"I will slash the wind with my blade!"
"I will scorch the earth with my flames!"
"And I will be here, acting all cool."
"I'm here, acting all hot!"
"Mega Duck 2: Dr. Wily II's revenge!"
I think there's someone in my bath... but I'm afraid to go check.
*Checks* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
Worry not, milady! I shall save you from the depraved Pokemon!
"Time to use Iron Head, if you know what I mean. [eyebrow]"
"same orphanage huuuurr"
Go Silver Ranger! Use Silver Tackle!
"I'm so not looking at Ai's ass secretly!"
"Mega Duck's AI is the most advanced in the world."
*blink*
I wanna blink too. D: So unfair!
"We will make it fair!"
"Fair? These are all mine! And mine alone!"
"[tornado fang] you! it's mine!"
"Lalala! Can't hear you over the ka-chink of my money!"
"*kills Scrooge McDuck* MEIN!!!!!"
"Thou will not escape thee sins of crime!"
"Hmm, maybe it's time to kill you too!"
"I can always buy you out!"
Buy? It will have to be for a high price.
"Please adopt me and give me a haircut..."
"I'll give you one. For free even!"
Free? I'll take 10!
"... There's only one of me. O_O"
"And that you will be mine...ALL MEIN!!!
"Not so fast!!!" *super saiyan*
"I'm rich!! STINKING DIRTY MUDDY RICH!!!!"
Stripes make me look slim
"You let yourself go, no more logs for you."
"No more logs? *looks* Oh."
"What?Oh,that will be MEIN!!!"
"YOU CAN NEVER HAVE MY POWER!"
"YES I CAN!"
"And i will be RICHRICHRICH!!!"
"THEN MAKE SOME DONATIONS TO REIMU!"
"I will NEVER give my donations to Reimu!" *laughs evilly*
I can finally wiggle my hair!
*snip snip the hair*
"Come with me, my love. It's shower time!'
BWAHAHAHA! Who takes showers anymore? Just bathe in ethanol or something.
Ethanol! *evil stare* That! Is! A GREAT JOKE!
The master of many painful splinter ninja arts. And he's lurking in your backyard to give you a mouthful of splinters in your sleep!
"Don't speak too fast Kagamin."
"Scrooge, your greed will be the death of us all!"
What, that? It's my art project. I'm learning how to sculpt. What do you mean it looks like my boyfriend naked?
''He looks tasty.''
I BROKE THE GAME
CERULEAN
"Hey, watch this! I can touch my eye with my tongue! Cool, huh?"
"Certainly looks like an easy kill!"
"You are such a Scrooge! [\lame pun]"
Be taken home or be HIGURASHI'ED!!
It's a Marisapalooza! 8D
"My tears, there so tasty! Happy!"
"Terrans! Mobilize!"
LOOK AT ME! I HAVE BIG EARS!
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He who controls the screaming fans controls the world.
"I love to hear fans screaming in fear." bVd
"I'm so damn rich, I can BATHE in money!"
[twin slasher]! [twin slasher]! [twin slasher]! [twin slasher]! [twin slasher]! [twin slasher]! [twin slasher]!
"Your avatar is the AVATAR."
I'll watch out for Rena Ryuugu, as she'll try to take me home with her!
"SQUEEEEE!!! KARASUMA-KUUUUUN!!!"
SAPPHIRE SLASH!
"Chocobo Racing 5"
"No playing games! you're going home!"
"OK then, I'll go back to my pool of money at home."
"Hi! I am a bug-eyed bishounen penguin! Please adopt me! I make good fish!" O^O
"I have enough commitments as it is. Sorry."
"Everything is MEIN!! FWA AHA HA HA!" >0<
"Can I chop it first?"
"Remember to give me some later!"
MEIN!
You don't know my true form!
"I don't has a face!"
S makes everything better!
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CUUUUUURBSTOMP!
D-D-Drowning!
I earned my stripes by eating Kellogg's Frosted Flakes!
"NO!"
"COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Yes, and I shall make you into a construct! AND YOU'LL BELONG TO ME!!"
"Not if I stop you first!"
"Not if I stop you first!"
"Screw the rules! I have money!"
"And the money is MEIN!! Wait... This jokes already been used. -3-"
"Sapphire knight hates recycled jokes!"
"I LOVE ME MONEY!!"
"Do the right thing, and share!"
"This is a can of orange juice"
"And I'm a green candle."
"I'm so happy... :o I just bought my new motorcycle!!! 8) 8B"
Dun duuuuuun!
"DOKAAA!"
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"I think there's a serial killer at our door..."
"That serial killer is drowning now..."
"Or you paid the killer to try and kill me but he failed in his mission."
"This is what happens when you don't eat your meat! HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR MEAT!!!
I KEEL YOU WIT BUBBEL
"Bubblebeam me. I dare you."
"Who loves Orange soda?"
"You love orange soda.... Pathetic."
((The real answer is "Kell loves orange soda!"))
Beware evil do makers. Sorro is here!
Don´t pretend you like me, I know it´s a lie *sniff*
Believe it!
"I'M FROM THE FUTUREEEE!!!!"
"And the future is paved with Gold!"
"If I gave you some gold pieces, can I take you home?"
"ORANGE!"
"I have five seconds to live!"
"I'm not a shiny! Don't catch me!"
"I'll make you shiny, with my S!"
Gold! GOLD! GOLD!!! I hit jackpot at the ATM Machine!
*dons shades*
"Protoman, eat your heart out."
Imma chargin mah fireball!
"Spyro the dragon to the rescue!"
USE HYPER BEAM!
"Thats just a bunch of tricks! All of it just tricks, and I shall see to it that you all get punished! YEAH! *Holds up belt*"
"I wanna see tricks!"
NOW YOU'VE MADE ME.... QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!
"Who needs colors?"
"My eyes match as often as my socks do!"
"Burst not impressed."
"MAKE MEGAMAN 11 OR I'LL USE SPIRIT DUCK BOMB!"
"[tornado fang] you, Duck boy, I have 3-colored hair."
"Gentlemen! Stop this quarrel, or I, the Sapphire Knight, shall be forced to separate you!"
"You and what army?"
"An army that is being led by a reploid who can carve and S into a gradiant background!" 8D
"I duck from Star-Fox polygon ships and look sweet doing it."
"........Do I know you?"
"That angers me greatly! I challenge you to fight me in the cell games!"
But I can't fight you; I'm only a measly rodent!
"I don't care if you're a rodent, HELP!"
This is what happens when Disney acquires too many companies.
"I'll drown before they buy me!"
"Fumoffu!"
S Stands for "someone awesome"!
"I thought it stood for 'Something Delicious'."
"It actually stands for sexy..."
"Sayian Duck speaks in 3rd person, AND NEEDS EXLAX!!!
"Don't try to burst my bubble!"
"Check out my shades!"
"Burst man may have a silly name, but he will take you home if you mess with him. It will make you mad, dancing mad. *song plays*"
BEWARE OF THE CUTE MASCOT WITH GUNS!
"Beware the Venom!"
Uh-oh, it's toyland customs.
I EAT NETHYLYTE FOR DINNER!
Really, fry it up in some garlic butter and it's quite good! MMMMMMM..... now I want some!
*licks chops*
You cannot comprehend my true form, mortal.
I'm actually a gecko... *licks eye*
"The Smello scope."
I was once known... as Rock... AND NOW I WILL POGO YOU TO DEATH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"TRY ME"
"I will!"
"YOU WILL PAY FOR STEALING MY MONEY!"
"Hey, I though you're already construct? WHY ARE YOU NOT OBEYING?
"I WILL NEVER BELONG TO YOU!"
"YOU ARE MIEN!!!"
"Warning: You can't ESCAPE!!"
Don´t pretend to be someone else. Always be yourself
"A wild Log appeared!"
"It needs to be pogoed!"
"This is what happens when the hat is removed."
"I don't really care. Really."
"The Orange Lanterns just didn't care."
"Warning! Girl's with Butcher Knife may appear bigger then this image."
"Why am I green in the future?"
"Because you are envious of the main hero?" :\
"Stop looking at the sign and look behind you."
Maybe I want to take her home~
"Just do it my friend!"
QUAAAAACK!
"Cowabunga and Do'h! Two great avis taste great together!"
"I need more token loli!"
"I just plain need more tokens."
[tornado fang]ing anime girls can't keep to themselves.
"Mmmm.... Anime girls.... Taste good in BBQ sauce."
Jack in, Sapphire Knight! POWER UP!
"Newest member of Akatsuki, here!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
OH YEAH! I'M THE PIMP BEAR! YEAH!
"I can fly by spinning!" owob
"OH GOD! I DON'T WANNA DIE FROM A HAIL OF BULLETS!"
"Yeah.... I'm just a cosplayer."
"I can cosplay as Zero!"
"His power is increasing!"
"Kill it before it reach 9000!"
"Yellow angry duck"
Oh, hi thar.
SUUUUCK MY DIIIIIIIIICK
(The avatar was a Sharpedo; I couldn't resist)
"Hmm, dick."
Nothing surprising here; just Donald being his usual self.
Finally, someone posted what my avvy was at the time of posting!
DAISY! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU BACKTALK ME!
"Quick attack! chu!"
UUUHHHHHH.............. What is this topic for? o-O
"It's for someone like you!"
basically, give a caption to the user's avatar directly above you.
AHA! NOW I CAN DRAW PORN!
"I am Woodman's brother Logman!"
"My pogo skill can kill!"
Quack.
"oh no! not me!"
"I'm now trolling you, secretly!"
"I shall write to that!"
"Ah today is a beautiful day."
"That gives me a brilliant idea!"
"Yes BURN!"
Pencil!
"My LV.54 Scizor can pwn your LV. 54 Scizor."
"I am staring at you... and now I will eat your soul."
[parasitic bomb]. It's the Celts.
"My Scizor's Cut can pierce through 12mm of steel!"
"I am looking at you...really."
"I'm also looking at ya!"
Look! I drew myself! Not many people can do that.
"I see you drew yourself some nice muscles~"
It's a pimpin' giant teddy bear! >0<
"Can you see it yet? Look really closely..."
"Sorry, blind"
!!!!!
nice hat
Wait! I don't belong in this universe!
(Then again, I don't know much about "Yu-Gi-Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
WHATCHA LOOKIN AT PUNK?
I'm on the case!
"Triple trouble!" *Love your new name*
"Double sexiness!"
Time to draw me some images!
"I cannot allow that!"
I bring sexy back!
BEWARE... THE LOG!
"Beware, a chick shinigami!"
I totally can't see crap in these glasses.
READY TO ROCK?
Eat yer damn spinach.
Don't even think about it.
Imma skeleton 8U
"Alright guys, we'll get our sidekicks to distract the fangirls while we sneak out the back!"
"Got it!"
"Got it!"
"I have no idea what ZS is."
YOU GOT THE STUFF, MAN?
"I'm Mario! Do you wanna squeeze my nose?"
"I go first!"
"How come you get to go first?"
"Because I wasn't that big of a douche"
Beware the seductive OVER THE SHOULDER GLANCE!
Hey, this is fun!
"I am a robot detective!"
Oh, hi there. Welcome back to...
IT'S [twin slasher] TIME! HISSSS!!!!
oh god what is that?
"Inspector Gadget dun dun du dun o/´"
BOING- POW!
"TIGER UPPERCUT!"
"Drawing time!"
"Arcanine! Stop putting that worm in my face!"
"Who's up for an exciting game of rock-paper-scissors?"
"If you give me a cupcake..."
"The cupcake, I won't give it!"
I could just draw one
"We can always summon one, a special fusion even!"
My magic pencil that makes my drawings come to life broke... so get your own.
"Surgery time! Lets a go!"
"My back is a little bit cold..."
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Kratos: I'm so badass, I had a giant version of Harry Potter's scar tattooed onto my head!
"So do you guys also use the heart of the cards cheat?"
Green is the new blue.
WHERE'S MAH MONEY, MAN? WHERE IS IT?
"Heres your PAYCHECK! *star punches*"
"Please scratch my back, anyone!"
"I know! I'll make a comic about a guy who scratches peoples' backs!"
"Hey guys! Are we done posing yet?"
"Damn, Do I look cool or what?!"
PREPARE TO BE ILLUSTRATED!
"I am a man/woman of many faces. I am... me!"
What? Never seen a Japanese goddess in wolf form before?
"No, but I had seen a kid on a bicycle."
Do not be frightened by my appearance. I am simply taking control of your mind.
Gangsta style #01
"I need a dragon tattoo on my back."
"Ducks rules now!"
Whoa, hi there!
"Say hi to your cruel and gruesome death!"
Sounds like something to draw
"Hmmmm?" *turns*
"Mask? What mask?"
"arruff ruff!"
You'll pay for what you've done...
I'm....not sure whether thats a guy or a girl....
That was meant for Flame...
"Smashing through brick walls and climbing walls!"
"You rang?"
Hmmm... what to do now...
Random image go!
"None shall pass!"[/monty python black knight]
"Oh I will darling, I will..."
Now to make more RPMers Pokemon!
"I like Pokemon"
"Umbreon I choose you!"
"Umbreon? Easy!"
FLAMETHROWER
"Don't make me Ring Boomerang you!"
"Im on fire! and it feels Grrrrrrreat!"
"Ich werde dich brennen!"
("I will burn you!" in German)
"I am Sapphire Knight, I am going to defeat the Ruby Dragon."
I hunger for souls... yours looks quite juicy...
Gangsta since 20XX
"You're pathetic."
FIRE THE CATAPULT! *rrrrrrrrrrrrreeowwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWW!*
"Trust me. I am being eaten. :D"
"I'm not the one who draws."
But I am!
"ME HUNGRY FOR LOVE"
"I'M HUNGER FOR YOU! MUAHAHAHAHHA!"
"That gives me a brilliant idea!"
*o* PLUSHIE! *glomps* MEIN!
"I wanna biiiig hug! I pwomise not to eat you."
Hmph
"You know you want to hug me."
"YES! MIEN!"
"What are you looking at?"
"You. Is there a problem with that?"
IT'S ALL MEIN!
"Okay lady. I love you, bye bye"
Genocide fixes everything
Wrong! LOGGED!!
"Yeah, someone should put out the fire and it is not going to be me!" -_-
Uh oh... the lecture sucked the soul out of her.
"I'll get you, Mega Man... I'll get you... if it's the last thing I do!"
"But first, have a catapult."
"That looks fun!"
"Catapults are lame."
MEEEEIIINNN!!!!
Mirblax uses Adorable!
It's super effective!
"Act cool 101!"
"I is holding a pencil!"
*KA-CHUNK* *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH* *SPLAT!*
"You know... I think I don't know how to get out of this costume. I need to pee..."
"How about I slice it off with a simple stroke of my brush tail?"
"This is boredom at it's best!" -u-'
My eyes are part blue because I haven't slept in a week... it sucks...
"Curprise encountahhh!"
"Oh my, that's just so cute!"
"Cute things is mein!"
"Mein? I see!"
Doctor Light P-H-D!
"Sexy"
"I thought I told you to do that IN THE TOILET."
"If I glared at you directly, you'd soil yourself."
"I have it!" *S lights up*
OKAMI
"First I'll use watermelons, next I will use durians..."
Now to draw some more stuff that will be interpreted as vore even though no such thing exists within the image!
"I had heard of moles but Voles?! o-O"
"Look deep into my eyes.... Are you hypnotized yet?"
"That's shenanigans!"
"But for me, that's no problem, see. I have my magic marker to help me."
Whatcha lookin' at, punk?
"Green I thought you were Orange?! o-O"
"I know what you did, and so did God."
Beware the Pogo.
I'm always green, with envy!"
Duck Power! But wait... now I shouldn't be able to hold my pencil.... I'M A FAKE!
I'LL RIP YOUR TITS OFF
"That's a crime!"
*Amadeus laugh* I'm so HAPPY I feel like I'm on drugs!
LAUNCH THE GIANT RABBIT!
Ignore the fact that I'm one of the few pokemon characters that isn't flat!
"Not flat?!?! Don't you dare steal Lelouch from me!!"
i know you're staring at me in disgust. i'm gonna pretend you're not
"Say what...?"
"Say hi to pogo of doom!"
oh thats so fabulously funny
Accursed Gender swap.... now my balance is all off...
WHERE IS IT! I KNOW I LEFT IT HERE SOMEHWERE! AGGGGHHHH!!!!
"The hero of grass pokemon, Green!"
You dare to challenge me?
"I'll challenge you!"
Dohohoho, you cant beat me now.... I have gained sparkles!
NO!
My name is GREEN and don't you forget it!
Don't even think about it...
"I'm fast even when wearing this dress and high heels!"
I am too!
(She doesn't wear heels)
(Dress makes me think of that 8th gym leader in Silver who does wear high heels)
Wait..your a boy!
"100% boy!"
I ALSO WEAR HEELS! But.. that's... because... THEY'RE FABULOUS! ^_^
die monster you don't belong in this world
"What, you think your better than me just cause your not genderbended?"
"Hmf! That's exactly what I'm saying!"
"You can NEVER be a cool as me!"
im the king of kool
"I'm more handsome than Lulu."
"And no one's more FABULOUS~ than me~!"
"Noone more gangstah than me!"
"You? Gangster? Ahahaha!"
"Do I need to choke a [sonic slicer]?"
"I'd like to see you get past my Jewel Satellite, old man!"
"That's it, I'LL CHOKE SOME JEWELS!"
"Oh-hohoho! That's so punny!"
"SANTA CLAUS!!"
"I don't believe in one."
You're so ridiculous! Tee hee!
"What are you laughing at?"
Why, I'm laughing at you, of course, because I'm a kick-ass person and you're not!
"I'll have my revenge! FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Nice.
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"... Baka."
I make this look good
Get equipped with: Log!
"Get equipped with cool sunglasses!"
Get equipped with: Sparkly [tornado fang]ing Jewelry!
GET EQUIPPED WITH: BLUE SHADES!
"Enough of this bullshit!"
UWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
"No one told me that there will be such a huge diamond!"
can't see [parasitic bomb]
"Well let me tell you then. It's good to be bloody alive!"
What? Don't like mah cool shades?
"I've something to do."
"OHOHOHO~! Don't we all~?"
you gonna get raped roll
"[twin slasher] is nothing compared to my stabbing!"
I'm so much better than Light II.
i'll stab you with my hair-tusks
I'll stab you.
"I'll steal your savings and loans!"
I'll buy them!
"I demand a discount!"
"I am beautiful!!!! owo 0v0"
"Oh. Yeah. Great. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
"No sleeping on the job!"
"ZzzzzzzZzzzzz..."
"Ohohoho~ He's sleep-standing~"
hey check out my glasses they protect my eyes from the sun i totally invented them with science
"Support science! It saved me!"
YOU JUST GOT SCIENCE'D!
"You'll pay for not noticing my new shoes!"
"I've got my eyes on you. DON'T try anything funny."
FIRE THE CATAPULT! *MRRRRRROW!*
(That's a trebuchet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet), actually.)
Anyhow, back on the topic: "Give me my money back!"
FIRE THE TREBUCHET! *MMMMMRRROWW!* (it's still launching a cat)
"Dodging the cat with relative ease, it's the most attractive pokemon trainer, Green!
"I don't like what you're doing there."
"Mark, did you put the telescope upside down again?"
"Hehehe, they won't see me coming..."
"Im so cool, that I can be a douche."
'Douche still has BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
"I'm Dr Wily in disguise."
"Oh what a joke!"
"No, Dr. Light means business!"
"I have no business with you!"
You cannot escape from my fabulous offer!
"Then I'll just LOG off!"
"Call me Mr. Y!"
"Y as in why do I look so awful? Ohohoho~"
"Dawg that ain't cool. I should bust a cap in your ass."
"I'm staring at you. Yes, you."
16 RANGE SUCK IT
"Don't... Sneak... Up... On... Me... EVER!"
"Trust him, don't! You don't want to end up like the last guy that did. "
"Seeing what happened to that last guy made my eyes go foggy..."
And that's why you wear blue-tinted glasses!
And with the fall down of the no drinking policy, Ring Man showed off his hat in a pose that meant to say "look at me, Megaman I have a new hat"
I am a lead character in something! I must have SMUG FACE.
"I have 3 faces~"
"I love color blue if you haven't noticed already."
Blue? Eheheheheh! You're so EEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOO!
"*evil eye* Who are you calling emo!?"
"Let's have some fun shall we!"
GLAMOROUS!
"Bird Pokemon, the wings of salvation!"
[Wily, you're probably one of the few who actually knows what scene my avvy is from...]
I'd take off my glasses, but then my true identity may be known. Plus, my future's so bright, I need these so I'm not blinded.
[Well, Pokemon Adventures/Special is awesome after all, especially after she overcame her fears of Bird Pokemon, especially so of Ho-Oh.]
"I have overcame my fears... You can't scared me now!"
[Yeah, this is that scene...]
Fun fact: Blues gave me these. That's why they're so cool!
[I'm awesome, aren't I. 8D]
"Time for some Pokemon butt-kicking!"
[Hell yeah!]
My grandfather played keyboard once. I play GUITAR! *shreds massive solo*
"Mask of Ice... I'll have my revenge today!"
*continues shredding*
"Green, why can't it be orange?!"
"It doesn't matter; I'm COLOR BLIND..."
"Not a problem, I've only got one shade of color."
"And I'm FABULOUSLY SHINY~"
"I'm one slick mofo with my shades and my polka-dotted tie."
"Did you say pie? I want pie..."
*still shredding because he's that cool*
[I had a Bulbasaur once named Yodawg... I don't know why...]
"Green fights to keep Agent Orange from giving everyone cancer!"
"Fighting cancer is a respectable job!"
"Ohohoho~ Lost cause~"
"Dr. Light must die!!"
"I concur."
SO SHINY!!! ^_^
"You know I look good"
To be honest, you're nothing special.
"What did you say?"
"You are the ring to my jewels~"
"I need more blings mang!"
"Blings? No way~!"
make way, douche coming through
Douche? Where? I can´t see any...
i reveal my weakness to fire
If i close my eyes maybe the bad game will go away...
i can't see anything through these lol
"Hello fellow blind person."
Well it´s time for you to *puts glasses on* take a douche
*Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
i'm a ninja
behold as i make smoke appear out of nowhere
You know, smoke doesn´t really impress me...
"Perhaps logs will!"
man im so cool
itll just make you explode
"Exploding is not healthy."
"Exploding with manly charm is healthy!"
"I'm exploding with homosexual elation!"
nooo not my house
I'm only blind 'cause I like to keep my eyes closed.
"That's so stupid beyond believe!"
"I find it really funny!"
"Cool, you're really my best creation!"
"Ohohoho~ It feels so funny hearing it from you~"
Fun?
Most certainly!
"Marvelous~ Marvelous~"
these glasses are really x-ray glasses
[eyebrow]
"YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR ACTS OF PERVERSION"
"Yeah like you can get over here in your little chair"
what are you looking at
better not be me
"I WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY"
"psh, yo just a little girl."
I wonder if there is a black man behind me.
i don't turn black
"JOIN ME IN MY REBELLION"
but i'm already a terrorist lol
"GOOD I NEED MORE PAWNS PEOPLE LIKE YOU"
yo dawg.
(8D)
(double 8D cause i have no avatar)
"Just because I'm a elephant dinosaur on roller skates fighting Voltron doesn't mean you can talk illiterate"
what
So, that's what that is for...
RAINBOWS!
i r so stopid
NANI?! Bakka!
"A werewolf in school?!"
"Ignore him, stay stoic."
"But none can ignore my Shiny Jewels!"
GRAAGHARGRRRRRHGRHGGRARAGGHGG FRESH MEAT BUT I MUST FINISH EXXAM FIRST GRAHHAGRHG
"The name's Man. Ring Man!"
"*scribbling* And then he says..... Yeah, this Ring Man fan comic will win this year!"
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
"Let's boogie!"
"Yarrrrrr Mateyyyy!"
"Ohohoho! I look absolutely fa~bu~lous!"
yeah that's right i dye my beard blue
WHAT.
DO YOU FIND ME SEXY?
"Does my butt look big in this?"
I wanna be your crystal light from above
Shine on, shine on , shine on!
BOING BOING BOING PWN'D!
"I'm the captain of Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow!"
"A pirate? So last century~"
"Real Scientists wear pink!"
"Just got blinded, thanks for that douche."
"I never knew he was so FABULOUS~"
"I feel pretty~!"
*Nods slowly*
"I came from the future!"
"You are such a delusional fool~"
Light: "Albert... I AM your sister!"
Wily (off screen): "Eeeeww...."
Hey Shinji, like my new hair?
I got Rainbow Man's power!
Hai! I'm Quint! :3
"BUSTED!!"
"You didn't just say that right?"
"OoooOOOOoooh... I'm soooo naughty!"
"Naughty... Ehh..."
Does this dress make me look douchie?
"Kill that douche!"
"As if Dinsey will make a douche movie game!"
"I hate Disney."
"I'm beefed, ahyuck!"
you're an idiot
"That's very rude of you."
Does this dress make me look old?
"My abs is harder than a rock!
"Your abs are NOTHING compared to MINE!"
Does this dress make me look fat?
"...Resisting...urge...to...punch self...." :o
How long have I been trapped here? Seriously... ugh.
"I love mushroom, any kind of mushroom!"
"SHROOMS ARE FOR THE WEAK"
"Pink gives me unlimited power!"
"Buy me! buy me! Buy me!
"Hey, why didn't you buy ME?! B("
"I'd buy you in a heartbeat."
"Why buy if you can threaten?"
I... I don't know what to say... except... DISNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Yo.
Yo too!
"Yo! Aren't you dead yet?"
"Are you sure I look good? It's a little tight around the chest."
"You reminds me of mama bluebeard!"
I model myself after the great Chuck Norris.
"The background says Chuckman, add on for megaman 10!"
I join the ultimate stare contest of ultimate stares.
"I can't see [parasitic bomb] with this goggle."
This is my true final limit in KH3! Guh-huh!
(The avatar is currently on MegaTen Jack Frost))
"Hee Ho!"
"Hohohoho!"
"It's more like AHYUCK AHYUCK AHYUCK!"
"Did you just laugh at me?"
"Are you challenging me?"
Does this dress make me look... aw screw it.
Time to play, name that game!
".... I play no games."
"PLAY ONLY THIS GAME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"
"MEINMEINMEINMEINMEINMEINMEIN!!!!!!!"
We'll see about that.
"Grr... I can't go 5 minutes in this city without some little [parasitic bomb] trying to rob me from behind."
"I'm just cool like that."
""Dr. Wily II?! What to Dr. Light? He has been kidnapped again. :|"
Welcome back to the Telethon for the Violet Eyes Foundation...
Now imagine if this is all in 3D!
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS IN 3D"
I'm back, baby! And ready to rule and make everything MEIN!
Digimon Tamer+Netbattler=Total Destruction
"PATCHOULI!!!"
"Yours!"
I am the Queen Witch of all Trollers
HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS DRESS MAKES ME LOOK FAT!
"What rhymes with fat? hmmm... oh I know! hat!"
You were dead before you were able to finish that bad rhyme...
"Oh Goddamn! Kawarimi no jutsu before it's too late!"
"It is already too late."
"Too late for...oh, crud!"
"Now,you shall be trolled by me...."
"Not a chance!" *super saiyan powahhh activateddd!*
"Even with that, you can still never defeat me."
"If you can't kill it, use fire."
"You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance!"
You wouldn´t hit a girl...would you?
"I wouldn't hit a girl... That doesn't mean I wouldn't change into a log for her!"
"Can I burn her?"
"Unless I make her head explode first."
"YAY!"
"Maybe I'll make your head explode too."
"What how were you able to defeat my attack?!"
"With my cold stare."
Ahyuck!You cant beat me with that cold stare~
You owe me money. Give it to me... OR ELSE!
"I'll Gyro drive smasher you to oblivion!"
"And you will feel nothing."
Only the burning pain
"Plus free logging!"
"Did I hear, Logging in?"
"I'm asking you for a favor man."
"It will be your first... And last."
"OR BURN TO ASHES!"
"Ashes? YOU WILL BE NOTHING LEFT ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!"
9/10!!
I"M gonna bring bak dat rating thing mentiond in da 1st post
(Ignore him ignore him ignore him...)
Axl: Hey X!
X: Goddamnit!
AHYUCK!
Oh, yeah! The camera loves you, Marisa! WHO'S A SEXY BEAST?
"You are, Haunter... YOU ARE!"
I'm on fire!
And I did it.
"Now I'm too wet."
"MMM.. Disney likes the Wiii..."
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM....
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
"Run! Run away! Run for your liv-too late."
"Damn I messed up just now."
"Messed up? More like a mess to me."
A burning mess...and it´s all mine!
"All this mess is because of my awesome ninjutsu!"
"Looks like there's going to be another mess."
i will reforge myself anew in the flames
"But but, that's so stupidly dangerous!"
Not as dangerous as having HOLES in your body
"Or a log!"
"OR FIREEE!"
i'm really omega shenron
see the 7 dragon balls?
"That... Was so lame..."
If you don't like it, you can burn.
"Oh... MORE PLEASE!"
"I'm on fire and I will roast you!"
"AND THEN I WILL EAT YOU WITH A SIDE OF BUTTER"
BUTTER
IT BURNS
MWEHEHE
"Stop... I can't take this anymore!"
"My soul burns with passion!"
...of course it does.
"Why are you raping me?!"
ENDIVE SSSSSSSALAD? DELICIOUSSSSSSS.
Is this even legal?
Quote from: Blackhook on May 26, 2010, 09:55:01 PMIs this even legal?
I had it changed two days ago, and so far, none of the mods seem to have a problem (and apparently, neither does Photobucket).
But anyway:
Deforestation? NOT ON MY WATCH!
(..it was a caption...)
Haunter: This isn´t [twin slasher] since we are ghost and lack you know what...
Quote from: Blackhook on May 26, 2010, 10:01:15 PM(..it was a caption...)
[LULZ. I was afraid of that.]
Plx skip captioning of my avatar here.
(...why post here if you do not want it captioned?...I wonder...)
Because a large log with eyes is going to kick you in the face.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alcohol makes anything better
WOOD MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
If only the avatar was visible to me!
"hmmm, you look like someone I know."
"I-assure-you-I-do-not"
So what?
"I can take the chaos emerald then?" 8)
"From my bare fists."
BURNING RAAAGGEEE!!!! THIS WORLD SHALL... BE... MEIN!!!
Try me,and your dead.Ahyuck~
"Oh~ I WILL *super saiyan*"
I'm not just any arsonist; I'm a professional arsonist.
P-please...no more!!
"I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER BARGAIN FOR"
There is no need for that as everything IS already MEIN!
BAM
You attacked another decoy!
"Substitute... SUBSTITUTE PLEASE!"
"The substitute is MEIN!! ... Ew..."
"That... Was gross."
"So... you don't want it right?"
MEIN!!
"Your time will come."
Ze time of my Herrschaft! HEIL AGENT ORANGE!
yOU'LL BE LOGGED BEFORE YOU'D DO SO!!
"MAYBE AFTER YOU HAD A TASTE OF MY SPARKHAMEHA"
"Sparkmeha goes into my lantern!"
"You will never win against my power."
"Wanna bet?"
"AHYUCK! Fine."
"EN GARDE!"
"En garde? But I have already finished my move."
"How am I still alive and kicking now?"
"Oh. But you are already dead."
"Should have bought that fire resistant helmet from the grocery shop last week."
"Please come to my dojooooooo!"
Even the ultimate badass is permitted to shed Goofy Tears.
Y HALO THAR
DO NOT TURN THE CHANNEL
House is on.
"N-no...H-Haunter-chan...!"
"OM NOM NOM~!"
"I'll be right back~"
Check it. My shades are just barely translucent.
Haunter: "Mmm... You taste like marshmallows!"
Gengar: "Nooooo!!"
"Check my blueglasses!"
"There's nothing left to check here."
Mrreoww... No meow mix.
"No Licking... NO MORE!"
RUN! IT´S GOING TO EXPLODE!
Before it explodes,log off first!!
"I'LL STAY AND ABSORB THE ENERGY"
*shakes head no*
You're quite fickle.
"You are quite sweet!"
I'll just sit here quietly... waiting for the cows to... come home...
Ewww... your breath stinks.
"ME SHARPEDO ME PEDO"
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT MOUSIE! NOPE, UH-UH, NO CHANCE!
"I am the [tornado fang]ing BATMAN!"
"I don't have a soul... May I have yours?"
"Beat me first! Zahahahahaha!!"
'Why should I beat you?"
"with your finger point of doom"
"I'm scared shitless."
"You'll be more than scared shitless after I'm done."
NO NO NO NO NO!
No? This ape must escape, then. Hoo!
"Where's an Escape Rope when you need one!?"
No. No. Just... no. Oh god no. NO.
"I RATHER YOU SAID YES TO GIVING ME YOUR SOUL"
Ooh. Lookit me. I'm soooo wobbly. Woo-oo-oo-ooh.
"Haunter! I'm not a Poke Doll!"
*watching mouse on a really fast merry-go-round*
"Zehahahahaa! That'll teach the mouse!"
"You're easily amused, aren't you?"
"NO! I don't want STDs!"
GRAAWRGH DO NOT MOCK ME for if I walk off this ledge, fifty more shall take my place.
"Please stop! I won't mock you anymore!"
Stop,and you already dead.
"Happy, Flirty, Sad, Pissed. The four Emotions of Marissa."
"I'm always happy!"
"I'm always murderous!"
"Dracula... I shall defeat you!"
"I have a dracula as my crew!"
"BEt I could beat him"
"You don't belong to this world Kengoofy!"
"Do you believe you can beat ME?!"
"I can and I will!"
"Hohoho... Us unicorns will rule the world!"
"Nyo, nyo, nyo, we will!"
"Do you have a game with a catchy song like us?"
Nononononono!We dont!
"I SHOULD JUST BLOW ALL OF YOU UP RIGHT NOW"
NOnononononono!! Dont do that!!
"THEN GIVE ME ALL YOUR SPELLBOOKS"
NOnononono!!I don haz any spellbook!
"Wahhh that cat is cute!!!! >w<
...so cute that I want to destroy it with my bare hands!" O:<
"Yes... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! It's going as I planned!"
Nononono!!I will not allow it!
"YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS"
"A talking cat!" :o
"It's my ventriloquism."
"Have a taste of rainbows instead!"
"You disappoint me nya~"
I MUST EAT MAAAARRRRRRIOOOOO
"I must 'eat' Gengar!"
The horseshoe's on the other foot now! Neigh-he-he-he-he....
I HAET THAT HEJHOG
"No! What if Gastly sees us!"
OKAMI *echoes*
YOU WON´T STOP ME MARIO!..Oh wait, you jumped...dang it
WILD LOG APPEAR- OH MY GOD IT JUST KILLED THAT RHINO! WHERE'D IT- JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE LOG GET IN THE VAN!
"Can't let you do that Fox.... Hey I'm not Wolf!"
HEHEHE... JUST AS PLANNED...
[How is it I run out of captions for your avvys so quickly?]
[You haven't activated the creative juice yet?]
Wakawakawakawaka!
"Even unicorns plans something bad...."
"UNICORNS!? IMPOSSIBLE!"
Shake shake nya nya~
"Nya! You look like my sister nya!"
That´s nyot true, thyat´s immposibleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"It's never impossible!"
"I could even beat Sasuke!"
"Sasuke's nothing but a pawn in my game!"
Wait, I thought he was a ping pong ball
Save the trees... OR ELSE.
"SAVE ME FIRST PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Sorry, there's nothing I can do."
"I CAN HELP... BY EATING YOUR SOUL"
Is that yummy?
MY BANANA!
Oh look is a ...and now it´s a..... and now it has turned into a ....
*136 descriptions later*
Seriously WTF is THAT THING!
Stop deforestation now... or else THIS is what will happen.
BLARG!
[It's a randomizer. ^_^]
(I know..it was a caption..DO I REALLY HAVE TO CLARIFY IT EVERY TIME!)
"WHO´S THAT AVATAR?"
(YES! AHAHAHA!)
It's LOG!
And now back to something completely different
ATTACK OF THE MUTANT LOGS! Catch it every Saturday morning on 10:00 A.M. EST!
But now enjoy the movie: ZOMBIE KOOPA OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM...IN 3D!
"It's even more powerful than light!"
"Light...? That should be my name...." bVd
I CAN'T STOP READING THIS BOOK
EWWWWW....
"Say again...and i stick this toilet pump on your face!"
"I'd like to see you try!"
This quarrel has begun just as i planned~
Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate!
"Celebrations ok... But not like this!"
Nonononono!!Its completely fine!!
"Fine? THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY"
"I'm shaking my head in disgust!"
"Good... More disagreements!"
*watches mouse go back and forth between fridge and mousehole*
"Silly cat."
Back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back look mouse forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth back forth
Ever wonder where the white boxes with red x's come from? Now you know.
"I'm staring at your soul!"
Aw please, I don´t have one 8D
"I love stomping soulless people!"
"And I like to give that RAINBOW BLASTS!"
NononononNO!! Me not allow you do that!!
"Your shaking is nothing compared to MY POWER!"
"Not true, I'm shaking my head non stop!"
He can't stop shaking? JUST AS KEIAKU
"No! Not as Keiaku!"
Fred Phelps... you have been sentenced to eternal damnation.
"Not this kind of damnation!"
This damnation is part of the KEIAKU~
"SSJ Marisa/Alice yuri level is 1,200,000,000!"
"... too much zero can't compute."
"With that,the whole computer server in the world would go down just as i planned~"
Watch me transform from a female to a man with oversized muscles.
"Screeee~"
Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate! Arrr
"Ninjas pwn pirates!"
You say you want to be unbanned? Let me consider it...
NO!
You can never ban BATMAN!!
..But I can Spark him to death!
"Or log him!"
"Huh? Log? Where?"
"I'll get one for you. Promise!"
"Follow my beat nya!"
"Harmony? Ahahahahahah!"
"Harmony is a good stuff!" *winks*
"Yes... I like your way of thinking!"
But I do not
"Then have a taste of log!"
"I'm dodging all your attacks!"
"This cat... I want him..."
"I don't wanna, you looks evil!"
"Aww, don't be fooled by my red eyes and smirk!"
"No, no! I don't believe you! D:"
"Don't worry. I've got your back!"
That pencil... it's... WOBBLY!
"Stop Haunter... I'm getting sticky!"
O-oh-oh whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido?
"Don't just shake you head! HELP ME!"
B-but! There are two mice! They're dancing or something! Ohh...
This battle puts a new spin on "Nintendo hard".
"I am regular SNK Boss, Fear ME!"
"Tell me you're joking."
"It's almost... make-believe that everything is... JUST AS PLANNED!"
"FEED MEH SEYMOUR!!"
ZEHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Luke, it's a bad manner to laugh like that!"
You solved the puzzle! Just as planned...
"So you manipulated Lelouch who in turn manipulated Light who deceived Johan?"
"I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth."
:ball: :Ball: :BALL: :B@LL!!!!:
"That ball... Has gone Maverick!"
That can´t be, nya! That ball was my friend, nya! NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"I'll knock some sense into it with this log!"
Ever hear of the Mad Cow Disease? I hope I never get that!
"Haunteeeeer, please don't wash me in public, it's embarrassing!"
*Yaaar, fear my manly blue beard of manliness!
- Actually, it´s a goatie...
*When I say that it is a manly beard, then it beeping is a manly beard!
"I, the great King of Logs, have defeated Sasuke once more!"
Heh. Sasuke was short stuff anyways.
"G-Gengar-Kuuuun!!"
"SOULL STEALLL!"
"Soul? I have no soul!"
ニャニャニャニャ~
"Lu lu lugia lugi lugia Lugi, LUIGIIIIIIII!!!!"
"Ohoho~ What an interesting development~!"
"Naw man, you do it first."
"After I eat your heart!"
I LOVE BARSTOOLS
"B-B-But... T-T-This is not appropriate now!"
Nope, it´s not..or is it?
"It's always appropriate, always!"
I´M SPINNIIIIIING IN JOOOOOOOY!
"Oh joy, JOY I SAY!"
"I hope I don't puke at the end!"
"Oh god, he just can't stop spinning!"
"YEA FOR NON-STOP SPINNING!"
"Until you stop shaking your head, I will stop spinning."
Last year's winner of the "Stare-as-emotionless-as-possible" contest.
Wanna fight, punk?
"Your asking ME that?"
"So what are you going to do about it chump?!"
"... This... jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
Wow. That thing moves fast.
"Please slow down...!"
I'm afraid that's not possible...
"Ahh... Noo... Please...!"
OOH This is sooo entertaining
'HELL NO! KYYAAAHHHH!"
"Whee~"
"Are you crazy or something?"
"Nya nya nya nya nya nya!"
Would you like to have some dinner now, nyannyan? No?
SOUL STEAL!
[spoiler=drug reference]ACID TRIP![/spoiler]
Pfft, that means nothin to a pirate like me!
"Pirate is nothing for me!"
If I spin fast enough, it'll still be Sunday!
'Not till Sunday!"
"Maybe if I spin faster... The World Cup will start sooner!"
"No, no that's stupid. it's getting closer just fine!"
"Too late! Spinning out of control now!"
Stop spinning or my neck will *crack*
"NO! I WANTED TO DO THAT TO HIM WITH THIS LOG!"
"This is not fun!"
Yes it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
"But this is!"
*shakes head no*
"Fool, I don't accept no from you little beast!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Bah! Your moves are nothing compared to mine!"
"Follow the rhythm, lose yourself in music!"
"In music? More like spinning!"
You're spinning too fast, dammit.
"And you're Licking too fast!"
"your head is moving to fast!"
"That doesn't bother me one bit. Now if you excuse me, I have some tea to drink and crumpets to bite on."
"Who me?"
Sup.
"Don't you 'sup' me!"
Where is my SWORD?
"Not here!"
I'll find it! *spins*
"there is nothing here, leave my estate."
"... Hot tea..."
Good GOD! How many of these things are there?
"Oh [parasitic bomb] this is disgusting."
"More like Rapid Spin!"
(YES, THE POKEMON MOVE 8D)
"You spin too fast for my eyes!"
"No one can stop me now!"
I mr. Kittens Mc Fluffington shall stop you with my hypno power!
"I burn! Burn! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO THE GROUND!"
"Oh, hi there PB. Yeah, I'm on my way to the locker room to change for practice!"
Ya like me now? No? You're just jealous!
"I'll never cheat on you again, I promise!"
"Maybe with a cheating device... I will spin faster!"
"Cheating is a nyo nyo!"
I don't see Candyland, but I am feeling sick... I MUST SPIN FASTER!
"I'm not THAT sweet!"
"This is so intriguing."
"I wonder if I spin any faster I'll go back to the future..."
"One word. BLARG!"
"Left right left right left right."
I spin with the help of the spiral energy!!
"I MUST HAVE THAT POWAH"
OH,nononononono!!You cant!
"Oh silly me! YOU SAID SOMETHING?"
This training does wonders with my neck...but I can´t stop
"iFire yo."
"iThinkthatisstupid yo."
"iSPINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"iDontcareanymore."
"iDIZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"Fascinating."
"I do not need to worry about wet clothes anymore!"
Washmashines are fun to look at
"iPod is hot, I'm hot too!"
"Burning rubber here!"
"I know I see it to."
..Nah it´s just my tea...mmm tea
iCantthinkofacaption
"Nyaaaaaaaaaa~"
It´s Meow.. not nya...cats these days
"iBurn them all!"
"Stop that pun please."
"But it's funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
"I is watching you spin."
"That's lame."
I can haz broken nekc
"How about a burnt one!?"
"Huh-what-what-huh-what-huh-huh-what-huh-what-what-huh!?"
Umm, yeah, we can get along with that
"I'm burning with passion here!"
"Stop moving it so I can catch it nya! X("
"I can't help it... The wind's strong..."
I dance the neko boogie woogie!
"My moves will burn the dance floor!"
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no..
"Oh yes.... OH YESSSSS!"
"Guru guru mawaru guru guru mawaru...
Guru guru mawaru guru guru mawaru..."
((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbuCCTRSgh8 at 0:45))
"Hmph. Spinning around like that."
"I'm tired of this, but I can't stop!"
"We agree for once!"
A toy!?
FANGIRL SERVICE!
"AWW YEAH BURNING WITH PASSION!"
Burning passion is really nononononononono good for your health.
"What about... EXPLOSIVE PASSION!?"
"hmmm...no..."
How about some DARK METAMORPHOSIS!
"I burn up at the sound of that!"
That's a really jiggly rack... it never stops...
"But I'm no jello!"
"No I am a cat!"
*sip* Yes, but why are you disturbing tea time?
Because I will kill you.
"But I'm already a Ghost!"
"Nnnnno your not~"
"Silly kitty."
"No, I'm serious!"
"You are still a very silly kitty."
That's it, watch the salmon...
"I challenge you!"
"No way!"
YES WAY!....wait
Love of music with a burning passion.
Hmm..it´s weird but no matter what I wear I always look the same..
"I'll burn them off for you!"
That will not be necessary.
"But I really need the help!"
No, it's a robot.
"HAVE AT YOU!!!"
"Have this! >:p"
"I think I'ma puke if I keep looking at the spinny thing."
"then look away if you can"
"That would be too easy, I will try, and succeed on making you look away from my soulless, misty eyes."
I know what you are thinking, "did he fire all 6 shots or does he still have one?" Sorry to break it to you, but I have infinite ammo. *shots*
*Insert Music Here*
*insert soft chorus*
*insert chair here* Im tired of sitting on a floating moon....
"Wha? sitting on the moon? how? why?!!!!"
Try finding out how do i spin without stopping~
"WHAAA!?!"
"You should stop screaming."
Nyanyanyanya~Screaming is NSFW.
"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
My chair spin has enough spiral energy to generate a universe!!
"The universe is created from YOU!?"
Nope. Nuh-uh. Definitely not.
*Rukia is not amused with everyones joke*
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?"
I donno nya~
"But you shooooooooooooooooooooould!"
But I don´t wanna!
"I'll burn you the answer!"
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
"OH GAWD BURNT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"NOT ANOTHER GOAL!"
"Seat of Destiny... SPIN!"
"It's almost like a wheel of fortune!"
"Spin and let my soccer predictions become true!"
"No, it'll only makes your head spins."
"But I like this feeling!"
Tick tock tick tock.
Crazy! Witch! In Space!
"YOU NEED HEAT UP THERE!"
(Does it look too feminine?)
N-y-o
Everyone can ride a broomstick..Only can ride tha freakin´ MOON!
But you can no longer ride a moon when i burn it down.
"Why you wanna do THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
It is unexplainable nya~
"There has to be an ANSWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
I haz sez noes
"And burn the non-believers!"
Attention disorder kicking in agai- WHATS THAT?!?!
"Could you stop listening to music and pay more attention to me?"
"I'm sitting on the moon for [tornado fang] sake!"
"Im sitting on a spinning chair for [tornado fang] sake!"
8D
....
*SpeechlesS*
"Please let me kiss you~"
WHHHAAA??
"Whee~ I stole these from PB's locker!"
If PB's glasses are awesome,my glasses are awesome too!
"I WANT AWESOME SHADES TOO!!"
"But you cant, I have the blue shades"
It smells like PB! And it smells so nice!
"NO!! I don't taste like PB!"
I have blue hair. I taste like the opposite.
"I'm a professional PB stalker~"
"and I'm a [tornado fang]ing pro pirate!"
"This is fun! I could do this all day!"
"My bro can spin better than you!"
"Challenge accepted!!"
Try sitting on the moon like me~
HOW ARE YOU BREATHING?
I dont need to breath,i just need to lick the moon to stay alive~
"That's IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!"
"Nope, anything is possible."
"Indeed! Just like at me!"
*jingle jingle jingle jingle*
"Smells... So... Good..."
Do not believe him!
"Such smells should be burned!"
"No, no! Don't burn it!"
I wuv this scarf~
WHY IS THERE NO PUDDING!
Because i burned it...
"Why joo burn da pudding!?"
Because its gross nya~
"Pudding's not gross!"
"Gross gross gross gross!"
*Its so gross,this spinning just increases my barf rate....*
"Hellz no barfingz!"
you speechless doodz just make me gonna barf my furball nya.....
*triple D:*
which one do I look at!?
"No need to look... This scarf is all I need..."
"No, you also need me"
"As long as I'm on the moon, I'm good."
"Get down here or I'll kill you!"
"I'm my own planet now!"
Your spinning makes me dizzy nya~
"Dizzy? NO WAI"
"I'm too dizzy that I'm not dizzy anymore."
'Welcome to my state of mind!"
"I refuse to succumb to your state of mind!"
"You will soon join me! I know you will!"
Just watching you spin around is just gonna make me barf my furball again.........
"ACK! NO MORE FURBALLS!"
"Nope. I'm a girl kitty."
"Oh. I only zap naughty male kitties."
Oh...but im a male kitty too~
"A KITTY THAT'S BOTH MALE AND FEMALE!?"
INCONCEIVABLE!
Mr.Satan approves it!!
INCONCEIVABLE!
"I'm stealing your car huhuhu."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeee~ Who needs cars anyway!?"
"But do cars always land on their feet?"
They always land...ON THE MOON!
DISCO INFERNO!
"But I'm not burning in that sense!"
"That tongue of his does a thorough job, up and down up and down..."
"Oh?But he couldn't lick the moon can he?"
D:
"Just a while longer...I'm sure he won't notice..."
I come in riding on the moon to proclaim your DOOM
YOU TASTE LIKE AIR.
(current avatar = pikachu)
"Pi pikachu!"
Pikachu?I show you the true power of ZAPPING!!
THAT´S NOT A REAL ATTACK!
"I'LL SHOW YOU ONE! ONE THAT BURNS YOU DOWN!"
Oh god no!Oh god no!Oh god no!Oh god no!
"BURN YOU TO ASH! ASH LIKE SNOW!"
Survival? No way!
"I'll live foreverrr!"
This way I can return time and become a child again!
"Let me be the first to burn down that dream!"
Nonononon!!! You cant burn it down!
"BURNT DREAMS!?"
"I smell burnt fish, WHERE!?"
"Only burnt rubber here!"
"No! I'm sure it's fish!"
"Spin you later then!"
"So dizzying~" o-O
"Dizzy's better than bored."
This chase though... it could go on for hours! 8D
(current ava Sagat)
Oh yeah?! lets have TIGER!!! chase!
Tiger... chase? O_O
[thanks for saying what my current avvy is! ^_^]
"Yes tiger chase, the most awesome attack in muay thai history!"
...How come the chair isn´t spinning?
"Because I said so! You dare challenge me!?"
Uh....nonononono...i dont...
"NOT US!"
Nonononono...you are the chosen one
(starts music,RMZXA Tunes-The Chosen One 8D )
*shocked by the revelation*
"I'm t-too cute @_@"
"Your cute kittiness can never top my cute loli-con face!" :3
"I just hope your cuteness can cure my boredomness."
"I'm getting dizzy"
Ciel will help you~
INCONCEIVABLE!
"Quack, Goofy smarter than me is inconceivable."
Stopping this spin? INCONCEIVABLE!
(current avater:Rockman)
Stop or i'll use this Mega Buster to stop you!
"A robot!? Harming us humans!?"
Kitty says "no-no"
"No-no? Sigh... Another boring day then..."
wussat wussat wussat wussat wussat wussat
"To see my flower paradise from here..."
"Where WHERE!"
"Merry-go-round"
"I'm doctor Ciel, the final boss of Ciel fortress."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Can't touch these cute eyes"
"Hmm, I can make this cat into a doll yes?"
"Not if the kitty is distracted by my spinning!"
My paws dont move help!
"That means you can't claw this away from me~"
NOT AGAAAAIN!!
Let's ride the moon
"No! You can't do that!"
NO! (resub)
"Today we're talking about the drug pot."
"Dreamworks kid stole my moon!"
"This spin energy, I must harness it!"
"Combined with my shaking head, we can create unlimited energy source!"
"Let's do this!"
"No I don't want to resubscribe!"
Ehehehehehe....
"im SO photogenic!"
"So do I darling!"
"Woah! Did I just see a borg?"
"This moon is so uncomfortable. I should have paid for extra cushioning."
"Moon... Assimilnation..."
*listening to 50 cents*
"Spin me right round baby right round~"
"That's no good nya!"
"... That. Was a horrible show."
"No, not good at all."
"I feel ashamed to have sat through the whole thing."
"It's a pity really!"
"Pity? More disgrace than pity."
"Warning, this cat photo is NSFW!"
"The Black Mage has returned with even more awesome!"
..you mean some awesome-tea?"
*Insert random Megaman soundtrack here*
FEAR THE POGO... AHAHAHAHAHA!
"Does all this pink makes me look fat?"
(small buu)
*raises eyebrow*
"That play was... Highly illogical, captain."
"Who is this GaGa? Why are you comparing me to her?"
"Lawrence! Lawrence! Do I look cute nyoro~n?"
"Nope. But I usually don't find canine people cute."
"And I smite them down!"
"The cat says meow."
"Hohoho, that cat got guts!"
"Guts? You have to be kidding me."
"No more MEOW MIX..........just kidding!"
"Still high on Mango Lemonade here!"
"Look at him shake his ass. Just going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth...."
"Oh yea~ Shake my booty!"
"Someone has to stop his booty shaking, because I just can't....look....away...."
"Join me! You know you want to!"
"No. If that poor guy next to you can resist, then so can I!"
"Oh! He will join me soon!"
"Can't be bothered."
"I agree with the cat."
I don´t agree with the cat....oh wait
*listening to The Asteroid's Galaxy Tour* "I'll stay forEVERRR WITH YOUUUUUUUU!"
"Now that's a tune to shake my booty to!"
"This is just wrong!!"
"Wrong? It's horrendus."
I always have the last disagreement!
"I want to sit on the sun! not moon!"
"You... Are such a strange and weird person."
Must! Resist!The urge! to sleeep! Nyaaa!
"I'll give you my classic music collection here."
"Playing Fallout in Pittsburgh"
"I forgot my fishing rod."
"Yes I can...sort of."
Troll ! Troll !
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! щ(゚Д゚щ)
"Heh, your memes makes me smirk"
"This crescent moon is looking at me funny!"
"Let me play you a lunar theme then!"
No. I don't wanna hear it.
"I like the way you think!"
"I don't."
"i am shaking to the music in my head"
"That cat can talk! it must be an alien!"
"That guy has the same expression as me!"
"Nothing like a few lightning strikes in the morning."
Lightning is hawribble.
"Then would you like ME instead?"
"No no and more no!"
That's an idiotic idea.
"And this is my HAPPY FACE"
I'm thinking more like RAEP FACE
"Glad that you UNDERSTAND that."
"Understand? no wai!"
"... You are a dumb cat."
"NYANYANYANYAIMMANOTHEARINGYOU!"
"You're not only dumb, but dense too."
"I don't want to talk to you anymore!"
"Good news is, I agree. Bad news, I'm here to stay for a bit longer."
"Not longer!"
Imma let you stay, but first I gotta say that ENGLAND IS THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD!!
(current avatar YGO)
Im the Kings of Games,meaning im the best in every game in the entire universe!!
You LIAR!!
"At least I am honest abou my world domination plans unlike the rest of my comtemporaries."
"You lie. You wanted to steal my tea."
"I don't dare to steal your tea madam!"
"... Tea. Only trust Earl Grey."
"You're wrong! Darjeeling is the way to go!"
"You are a cat. Your argument is invalid."
"Your word is as empty as your footballing skill!"
"... I resent that remark."
No you don't. You love that remark.
"Plaaaaay uuuuussssss"
"If you can reach the moon, sure."
"You do know you need heat, also air up there."
"No, you only need to believe in yourself!"
"That's preposterous!"
"Preposterous? it's a total lunacy!"
"Jolly good that you agree with me!"
"I agree to disagree."
"Agree or disagree....in the end...trolls always butt in to ruin it...."
"HOW COULD THEY!?"
"No, we must not!"
"Yes, yes we shallst!"
"No! Leave here and never come back!"
"No no!"
"Leave here, and never.Come.Back!"
I am the sandman, and I will kill you.
"Kill? ME!? You must be joking!"
"Joking I'm not."
"My! You are one bold cat!"
"I'm not a cat, I'm a tiger cub!"
"! LIES!"
"I can't believe it myself!"
"We must do a DNA test!"
No. First remove this red thing from me.
"I am the Moon Reaper, and NO! For the last time! Sailor Moon is not my sister! Why does everyone say that!?"
"Because I said so."
I don't care; NO is NO.
"I have my ways to make you say yesssssssssssssssssss~"
"I don't want to know."
"Such barbarity of that man!"
"Man? Huh? Who? What? Where?"
"Just an ordinary maid here~ *wink*"
"Unblinking, unflinching...I AM ALWAYS WATCHING YOU!"
"Nothing special here~ Nothing at all~"
Nope, not at all!
Uh-oh! Wild Ho-oh spotted something interesting!
MAIDEN DEATH WINK!
"RAAAAR THAT BURNS MY SOUL!! O:<"
"Burn! Burn! Burn!"
"Well, my tea do need more heat."
"Right-o! I'll set the kettle and get some funnels old bean!"
"The moon is ALIVEEEE! AIEEEEE!!"
"What nonsense are you spouting, my dear man!?"
Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny
Hmm... Catgirl... WRYYYYYYYY!!
"Ah....memes... ;O;"
"I can't afford a sofa, so I have to settle with this..."
"Get a job! Then get a couch!"
"Man, how long before he stops squirting blood like that?"
Oh, hi there!
By the time this caption was made the avatar looked different
iFire
"Game & Watch as nothing on me."
If you screw up the very fabric of time and space, all you can do is grin
Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire
RANGERS!!
And the Rabbids scream!
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"... Not surprised one bit."
"This ping pong game is great."
"It'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS fun."
Yeah baby, shake it!
[Fire man is currently listening to "Twist And Shout"]
"I am on the moon."
nothing's better than a good ol' cup of tea
"Don't pour your tea there!"
"I say, this tea is absolutely SPLENDID..... Cappuccino you say? I never heard of that."
"What? That's it! you die!"
"Oh yeah? Lines, attack!!"
We all know why the moon is smiling
"Because of my log fail!"
"NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!"
"Three times better than using a broom! Though it wasn't painted in red."
"NANI!?"
"Stop running back and forth!"
"*looks square peg in round hole* No! That doesn't go there!"
Who stole my toilet Paper?!
In the same area as your sig.
Child slaves made this tea. Why do you ask?
Yay, I got myself a new pillow!
"BUT IT'S A PIECE OF WOOD!"
Nope, you got it wrong, the wood is just your imagination
"Then why does my head hurt so much..."
I wouldn't know; I'm not a doctor.
"I'm no doctor either... But I can help you with your pain... By ending your life painlessly~"
"No. Go away. What are you doing? NO! STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Ehehe... Ze deed iz done."
"If I keep moving my head, maybe I can slip this collar off"
"The wind... It feels peaceful..."
"Where's everyone going to? Bingo?"
"BINGO!?"
No! NOT BINGO!
"I'd rather be log'd than go to Bingo!"
"Oh no, you guys must go to Bingo! NAO!"
"NEVAR!"
"Being one of those nodding-head dolls sucks."
"... I just like jam."
NO NO NO NO!! PEANUT BUTTER!!
I cant afford a car right now, so I stole the Moon!!
"This is what happened after you stole my moon!"
:o !
"No, Tiger-san... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"What a grotesque scene!"
"Oh my, such indignity!"
"What an atrocious act!"
"We must report to the authorities!"
Quote from: Dr. Wily II on July 09, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
"We must report to the authorities!"
"Watching Wimbledon in fast forward to save time isn't working out like I expected..."
Ha! Watching from High above makes it easier to follow Wimbledon...altough now I can´t recognise the players...or the ball...
"How about a standing stool? I'll get the... *log'd"
Stop pretending you're a bobblehead.
To quote a really wise man
Quote from: Protoman Blues on July 08, 2010, 10:20:44 AM
The Lens Flare is his [ray splasher].
Sasuke fails again.
Dat sum ninja?
"How much is one emo ninja? must be cheap."
"Cheap!? Such manners!"
"No no no, it's only 5$! hax eyes included too!"
"Well I do say, why would you think I'm British?"
"D-D-Duel."
"Oh man, look at the way they shuffle...its ridiculous!"
"I'll guess your card now."
"Not the Dark Magician Girl!"
"What a classy card, if I do say so!"
Mhhmmmhmm hmmmmh hmmhmh hmmh
"Wacha wacha wacha hei!"
*logged*
"This is not tea! Blimey, what a setup!"
Quote from: Archer on July 09, 2010, 05:34:31 PM
"This is not tea! Blimey, what a setup!"
"Will playing cards mask the fact that I'm a forced-in Deux Ex Machina?"
"Screw the rules! I have money!"
"Aye refuse to take ya monay."
"BUT IT'S MONEY!"
LOOK MONEY ON THE LEFT
MONEY ON THE RIGHT
OH WAIT THERE'S SOME ON THE LEFT
HOLY CRAP IS THAT MONEY ON THE RIGHT
"I get all the girls."
"Ey, what about me?"
Quote from: KamenRiderGP on July 09, 2010, 06:47:34 PM
"Ey, what about me?"
"NEXT, ON ROB LIEFELD'S MEGAMAN..."
"Make shows of me instead!"
NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! EVERYONE HATES MY SHOW!! ;^;
"Don't point the camera THERE!"
Stop moving that darned camera, we're not in Cloverfield you know!
I ONLY HAVE ONE PART IN THIS DARN SHOW AND THAT IS TO SIT ON THIS STUPID MOON O:<
"I never thought that when my mom told me all those years ago that if I did too many naughty things, my face would be permanently stuck like this... that it would actually be true!"
THIS THOUGHT PLEASES ME bVd
"Oh GOD! Are those my organs!?"
NEXT TIME IT WONT BE YOUR ORGANS >BD
YES... YES IN THE BUTT [eyebrow]
"No no please! I'm not ready! ;^;"
hey everybody, what's going o-AAAH!!! WOAH!!!OKAY!!!! MAYBE I'LL COMEBACK ANOTHER TIME!!!!! o///////o
...no avatar?
(http://www.mightyfinecerealflakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/freddie-mercury.gif)
I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN
I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN
INCREDIBLE HOW YOU CAN
SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME
You can just skip me... <<;;
alrighty night.
"Superbat?! sounds like some weird cross between superman and batman."
(Not surprised)
"Hlep! I'm stuck in a window and my pants fell off!"
I'LL SAVE YOU!
"HEY! Whatcha doin' at my tiny boobs!?"
*Is too disgruntled to speak*
"Don't make bust a moon on your ass!"
Quote from: Sapphire Knight on July 10, 2010, 08:54:34 AM
"Don't make bust a moon on your ass!"
"Dildo sword engage!"
"And ya gunna get raeped."
"No more Dorayakis... the horror... the horror..."
"I can taste dorayaki here."
"Hmm.... My tea has some Dorayaki scents here."
"[tornado fang], now I want to eat dorayaki!"
"Hey, wanna join my teatime?"
Quote from: KamenRiderGP on July 10, 2010, 03:11:19 PM
"Hey, wanna join my teatime?"
"Don't you know who I am? I'M THE DORAEMON, [sonic slicer]!"
"My [sonic slicer]."
"Ey, what's fuzz around here? A porn star?"
"FUZZ? FUZZY!? IT BETTER NOT BE MICE!"
"See this around my neck? It's unicorn blood. Makes me sexier."
"Mmmm... No wonder your lips are so delicious..."
Must...find....someone....TO MAKE OUT WITH!
"Not you too, Cat-san!"
I have no other choise but to make out with Yoshika-San!
"You don't mean me, right?! o//////o"
YES! I get a good view from here >0<
"PERVERRRT!!"
O:< I HATE PEEPING TOMS. BECAUSE IM A FAMILY GUY
"I don't wanna be mom yet!"
Can I be dad?
"N-No, see these ears aren't real!"
HOLY CRAP IM GETTING OUT OF HERE! RUN DOOGLE!!!
"Get out of my butt! Your germs are giving me cat ears!"
Forget watching this. Time to make out with some random chick!
"NO! There's a hole in that condom!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Please stop already!"
"Tryin' to shake the fleas out."
"My cards say you will fail."
"No... Eye will not PHAIL! Eye will not PHAIL!"
I failed? I FAILED?!
"Fail is not in my dictiona... *log'd*"
"O RLY?"
What the F-
"Ah! My black mage robe!!"
"EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CUZ I'M STANDING ON A MOON, [sonic slicer]"
"So what? I'm busy kissin' ma [sonic slicer] here."
"I WANT A GIRL TO KISS LIKE THAT"
I´m a cat, I don´t need to kiss anyone
So that's what happens to the "Captain's Logs" whenever Picard takes a dump and jettisons it.
"Too busy kissing at the moment."
Errr.... Where are all the hot cats?
"THAT'S ME, OF COURSE!"
You dont look 18 to me.
Quote from: Perfectedidiot2 on July 11, 2010, 06:46:13 PM
You dont look 18 to me.
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to poke your eye out with my incredibly sharp chin!
"Most Excellent Superbat: World Renown CPR Expert."
Time to find someone to do CPR on!
"Not me!"
YES YOU [eyebrow]
"NOO!! Gimme my panties back!"
MAKE ME
"But... I can't run around without them..."
Cats are cute, but especially smart cats will overtake soon the world, for the better. Beware of the kittens, they might be our last hope.
RAZENGANN,
OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!
"Oh, it is a battle now, is it? Bring it on!!"
"I'll just sit back on the moon and enjoy your battle."
I WENT TO THE FUTURE, BUT THE WRONG FUTURE. NOW LOOK AT ME!
Quote from: Talyn on July 12, 2010, 08:47:27 AM
I WENT TO THE FUTURE, BUT THE WRONG FUTURE. NOW LOOK AT ME!
"In 2 seconds, he was strangling him again."
"In 2 seconds she's already mine."
My gosh! I have noticed that I cannot lift my little finger!
SOMEBODY GET THIS STUPID LOG OFF OF ME!!!!
"And I don't have much muscle to move this log!"
'>.> And you're not wearing pants!
"Hey! Stop grabbing my butt, jacko!"
What am i watching?!
"Hey! What are you doing, you pervert?"
"Nutthin' , just passing by ma'am."
I AM SO SERIOUS THAT MY FACE HAS BECOME DETAILED
ITS RAEP TIME O:<
Aah! Your cock is too big!
8D
"I said love you long time, but I didn't think it was that long!"
"I'm a long-time kisser, and STILL kissin'."
YOU IMMORAL BASTARD!
Log electrocution isn't possible. Found that out the hard way.
"Now just where is her wallet?"
"I say! He's trying to steal that woman's wallet!"
"My lightning of foreboding will hold him while I ready by stick of punishment for his ass!"
"How the hell do I supppose to play this damn thing?"
DON´T SWEAR YOU F***ING PUNK!
"I'm gonna ki... LOG'D."
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
"People usually dead after seeing me eye to eye."
"This tea can kill people in one sip. Wanna try?"
"Doraemon has taken levels in awesome!"
".... really now?"
"This calls for a celebration! Zebra and tea at my house!"
"Black Mage likes tea."
I know how to make anyone happy!
"AAAA WHERE'S MY EYE"
"My Eyes on you, baby"
"the eyes have it."
My eyes can pierce your soul B(
SUPER LAWYER ROBOT TEAM GO!
Im so awesome I can summon a House! Oh Shi-
"Why are all these tiny people making poses like mine?"
"You almost got me curious, almost."
"I know I am." [eyebrow]
:\
"YES, EYE CAN."
"Don't make me use my magic tools!"
"I say! Magic tools!? Sounds splendid!"
"Taste my magic tool then!" *slash*
*Takes a sip of tea*
Excuse me while I go take my fleshcrumpets out of the oven.
"FWAHAHA!! 4 more eevees, and my collection is complete!"
"Thunder! Thunder! THUNDER POST! OOOOHH!!!"
"Because Quint has lost the ability to copy weapons."
"So now he's useless.."
"This moon is more useful than I thought!"
My good sir. I have realised in this very moment that I am made of lots of colors and that I can speak using luds comming out of my mouth! This is indeed a jolly good discovery!
"I'm sooooooooo genius that I can only call the log to LOG'D my head!"
Genius? You are still too young...
"In shippuden no I'm not!"
"I say! Is shippuden some sort of foreign dish?"
I make lightning strike as many times as I want.
Quote from: Idylleaus Euclidea on July 23, 2010, 06:14:41 PM
I make lightning strike as many times as I want.
In soviet russia, avatar disturbs you.
Ocha. ocha. Megaaaaman oooof the fuuuunk!
"Get away from that log!"
"Hmph. Watching you getting LOG'D didn't amuse me at all."
Hmm...maybe if that log had spikes...
"Please no spike, please no spike!"
I say, those fledgling antelopes are at it again!
Its feeding time..... :W
It sure is.
"I saved a piece of the moon from Piccolo."
"I destroyed the moon."
"With this Pen of Epicness, I shall redraw the moon!!"
(the term is Epicity)
And I shall destroy it again!
(avi is Lan)
"Not if I defeat you in a Net-Battle!"
As if you stand a chance against me! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I have to do is get past your fireballs, then past you and on to the switch where the bridge falls only to find peach is in another castle."
"You better stop, it's not worth it."
"Fear the power of an ordinary pencil!"
(Amg. I love this game.)
Hmm. I wonder. How can I see out this thing?
Did I.... Step in dog crap?!
"We are Venom!! We will eat your face!!"
"The hammer of justice will not allow a defective item to go unnoticed! It's time for a recall! And economic cooling!"
"Au claire de la lu~ne..."
"This is what American Masked Rider should look like."
Hmmm...and I though my mask was stupid
BEWARE MY ULTIMATE JU-*log'd*
(current avatar Pikachu)
"*runs at camera* CHARGE!!"
"I'll help charging the electricity."
"But then again, I can't do my work without my trusty RUBBER."
"Hmm... What is this 'rubber'?"
Lightning Rod makes me look cool, right?
"Only by being awesome can you defeat the zombies."
This is my troll face.
"And this is MY troll face!"
My "rod"
Get the [tornado fang] out.
Jail is fun when there's blood involved.
Caption writing is SERIOUS business.
"It's too serious for me."
By the power of this pencil I shall draw epic things!
[Currently Bart & Homer]
"WHY YOU LITTLE...!"
Aren't I sexy?
(Ryuk from Death Note)
Dead sexy!
*dead by logging*
(M.Bison)
"Mwahahahahaha! I should have mass-produce this black book for the greater chaos!"
Hmmm... this glove feels good against my chin...
Hm. Don't see your avatar.
"This is my [twin slasher] FACE!!"
FEAR MY BLADE, FOOLS!
Where's my black and white 16-bit spinach?
You know what I´ll do to you [sonic slicer]? I´ll kill then ask a creepy fat guy to bring you back and then I´ll kill you again!
Log Fail No Jutsu!
I SEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU~
Got it!
The Sharingan ain´t got nothing
"Log Summoning no Ju- *log'd*"
"The avenger of justice, the bane of Thor! SAPPHY!
"MOON BEAMMMM!!!"
"Reflectaga!"
"Silence."
"And now... I... SHALL... DRAW!!!"
Let'sa go!
"YARANAIKA?"
Hmmm...maybe later *wink*
"I'd rather getting log'd than getting ass penetration in men's restroom, and I mean it!"
"That's actually very exciting, care to tell me more?"
"Keep sayin'. I'm gonna take some notes to write some gay fictions."
Let me reconsider this....Can I use giant robots
"I'll summon some!"
"I'll just draw it from a scratch. No one beats me in drawing robots!"
DUAL POKE.
*BOOM.*
Edit: Wrong thread. I fail.
"RrrrRRRRR!! Dammit! WHY THE HELL AM I NOT GOING SUPER SAIYAN!?!?!"
This christmas you could buy a toy, or you could buy a Sapphire Knight action figurine. Which is different.
Moon: Heh. I can stare at her butt all day and she won't notice.
"I hate pervert like you Moon!"
Yes! I will draw some perverted moon art!
Awesome. I'm getting commented on while staring at her bewbs.
"I can see you naked."
"On a second thought, I'd rather draw manly girls than a proper girl."
"Is this my hand, or my very distorted chin?"
*grope, squish*
*draws said action*
I like the composture of that picture..how did you call it?
Porn...
(I didn't mean to start anything perverted...)
Pornography will not be allo-*squash*
"Can I have a new girl? Of course, I want a glasses girl with fairly big boobs!"
Hmmm, This girl is a killer on the eyes.
Luckly I have on a mask
I HAVE A LARGE TONGUE.
I HAVE A LARGE.. oh never mind im not going to say it
RAAAGH SAY IT ALREADY
One last thing word of warning officer...buckle your goddamn safety belt.
But... Theres no Safety belt!
NOW WHO WANTS TO BE LICKED!?!?
But, pigs don't fly
My eyes glow in the dark. Where's your little lightbulb now?
"I'm bringing one now!"
"With this pencil, I shall become a CARTOON GOD!!"
"C'mon. Draw faster or get shocked!"
Im so awesome i can look at the pencil and it'll draw for me
I LICK TEH PENCUL.
Let's go to my room, pig!
"Oh, THIS I must see!"
"Damn, this's a friggin' scoop! Must hurry!"
"I am the original Char Aznable, except no subsitutes."
|(
-_-
:P
"To draw, to dream!"
"I am on the moon in my dreams."
"I just saw Garbage Pail Kids"
Screw the rules, I have Chain saws for hands!
"Rules are meant to be eaten!"
Rules are meant to be written! ::)
"We will destroy the writer of rules!"
"But rules must be followed if our society is last!"
"I don't care for rules, 'coz I AM the rule."
Someone off-sceen: "I wonder what he's thinking?"
Person in avatar: *thinking* Did I leave the stove on?
"Time to break someone's house!"
"Too bad I can never get a break." :'(
"Go on, I've permit you to have a break."
Speaking of break, What's that Green Guy doing to that house?
BUT THE LUBE
"I AM ONE!"
"Now, to draw out my friends from the other side."
I shall torture you with my sword! But i'll wait until these two nimrod pikachu's stop spamming thunder next to me.
"Why, I'm no Kallen, but could I interest you in a card game?"
I summon: Witch riding a Moon!
"NO! Don't ride on me!"
"I wanna ride you!"
"I am going to draw myself ridng a horse."
"Hmph. Not interested."
"Hmmm, where is the door?"
Whats a door?
"I will tell you after you close that damn door!"
"But without that door open I will lose my awesome flashy background D:"
"and without that door open I can't let my Arcanine in!"
"pssh! I'll draw a door for Arcanine to walk through!"
Try some Vixylicious comments for my avatar~ ^^
Arcanine tried to walk trough the new door, but he bumped into something big and soft. Arcanine felt a strange sensation he couldn´t describe properly, he only described it as..... Vixylicious
"Huh wha?! That's so unfair! I want some softness too! I'll just cast this jutsu and... ack!!" *log'd*
"Understood, I will massage those mosquito bites."
DAT ***.
"I have to cut it!"
"...with the power of pen!!"
Or squeeze with the power of....LOVE!
I shall summon a cake to show how much I lo- SQUISH
"No! That's NOT how you show your love!"
"I will show you love, the hard way!"
"...by drawing the sexual emotional imagery with this pencil!!"
Dont forget to draw the flower in my hair
"I said HAIR!"
I shall watch this drawing!
This, this drawing is the work of the DEVIL. I shall CUT IT with extreme prejudice!
WHY WONT YOU DI- splat
Hey! I don't like this channel!
"With this sword, I shall have the power!"
*is sued by Dreamworks*
"I cannot wait to see your execution."
"I'm doin' it, and love it."
"Ah, the sunset, or sunrise?"
"That doesn't matter, since the moon is so much better!"
"Oh... My breasts got sunburned...."
"At least it's better than being a human-lightning rod like me here."
"There are so many ways you could take advantage of that."
"Call me Sniper."
I'M SO HAPPY! I'LL UNDRESS MYSELF!
"I'll help you cut her dress!"
(Wow. I'm such a noob. That last post was wrong game.)
I'll draw you cutting it!
"Do I look fat in this pose?"
Go Indigo!
"It's slashing time, Blue Katana!"
Ride on the moon of love, ride babe rideeee! Reach for the stars!
Eye C wut U did thar 8U
"And it feels so good inside me."
Thirsty?
-_-
........................................................maybe.
Let's see that little buster try to take us ALL out!
(I think you've got it wrong again, unless it's deliberate)
"Kill anyone who resist me!"
I'll just ERASE them!
(Dear God. Someone smack me. Like seriously. I suck. Bad.)
It's Prrrrrotoman time!
"Pfff, a Proto Man is nothing compared to my gun sword here."
Pfft, my weapons of choice are much more devastating
I put the woodcutters out of bui- *smack*
It's Mama Luigi.
Luigi: "Hey Link, Mario, look what I made."
Mario: "... It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it."
Luigi: "It's a football. I chiseled it."
Link: "Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos with it!"
I'll use these to bomb some dodongos.
"Hee Hee... Those are some bombs there..."
I make black and white look good.
Yeah Mario?
I saved the Princess, kicked Ganon's butt and i got rid of that annoying fairy. This has been the best day ever for me.
LEAVE ME ALONE WALUIGI! GOD DAMN!
I JUST WANT A HUG (the previous avatar was Sackboy)
Not those cheeks.
Phew...either this moon is made of cheese or i really need a shower...
There's a Boo there, isn't there...
"I will chew that Boo like bubblegum, because I'm out of it." (Nuke Dukem)
Awww, you're so sweet~ ^.^
"Donald is actually quite tranquil for someone so angry."
"I said stay back!"
FIRAGA! NOT ENOUGH MP? WTF? *casts Osmose on sig*
"FFVI Advance, only on the Game Boy Advance."
We play FF on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Ninja transformation! *loged* How does Naruto do it to make it look so easy.
He's... right behind me... isn't he?
"Time to use my ocarina!"
"Oh my god! You have the horriblest breath ive ever smelled!"
Presenting: The new face of the Weegee
Lighning makes me badass right? RIGHT?
"Heh heh heh... I farted."
"That is not very valiant."
"I don't care, I'm on the moon!"
YES! YES! I GOT IT! I SHALT DRAW IT NOW!
Smile Princess! I'm your hero of the day!
wut
Wh-What?!
B(
Hey! You're supposed to kiss me on the other cheek!
:D
"Girl:Wake up already!
J: Gah! *quickly falls back asleep*
Girl:Nooo!"
"The botox works too well."
"I have...PENCIL! I shall...DRAW!"
"I will draw....Luigi beating up Mario."
And I to beat you both up!
I am unimpressed at your feeble attempts to amuse me by drawing a green guy beating up a red guy.
"That's right, Wanda. I've been looking at you since episode 10. Now, come over here and smell the roses." <3
*smooch*
Quote from: Talyn on August 22, 2010, 11:37:19 AM
*smooch*
"Hi! I'm Nana! And I'm......Wait, without color we cant tell the difference!" D:
Ah yes, the forbidden love... ethically so bad, but soooo good to look at :3
Naruto: "Looks like Sasuke....really 'dropped the big one'! LMAO BELIEVE IT!" XD
Don´t stare for too long or you might get sucked in!
Sure, Sasuke can smash himself with a giant log, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
(Layton)
Such a trivial question can be answered without thinking too hard about it!
"Why can't I do such a simple kawarimi no jutsu!?"
I'll draw you doing the jutsu. ._.
Furry Link?
Furry Link.
"I'll never forget you mommy."
*puts flower on the gravestone*
And now to draw some art, in memoriam.
Didn't show for me...
It's morphin time!
*staring blankly at the 4th wall*
*bolts the 4th wall*
Oh noes! The 4th wall is mad! I must somehow calm it down!....Ofcourse! *unzips shirt*
"No! Don't offer me t- *sacrificed to log god*"
Me? A Blue ranger? You watch too much cartoon's ...
WEEGEE!
Weegee must die!
Amazing someone hasn't made a "ZX sucks" comment yet.
Whaddya want?
ZX rocks. On.
You know this shirt is sexy.
My Saber beats your Pandora.
"Sloooooow... poke."
I hate being second banana to my brother.
LOOK AT ME GLOW!
Yeah. My hair is good enough. TIME TO BLOW UP SOME GUNDAMS KNIGHTMARES!
"aaaaargh! I need to practice that since I have to yell like 10 times in the game" >.>
Kitty fell asleep, and so did I...
(Knuckles) PUNCHIN' TIME!
ROCK ON!
Quote from: Advent of Chaos on August 24, 2010, 06:44:42 AM
Yeah. My hair is good enough. TIME TO BLOW UP SOME GUNDAMS KNIGHTMARES!
wrong series
anyway
Color? Who needs Color when you have STRUCTURE AND SHAPE?
"Card games on motorcycle! with psychic!"
I'll draw you playing card games on motorcycles!
(Oooh. So she's that girl from 5Ds. The show's so terrible I didn't even recognize her.)
I am so awsome i don't even need a sequal!
"I'm still waiting for my next starring role..."
Quote from: Advent of Chaos on August 24, 2010, 04:31:50 PM
I'll draw you playing card games on motorcycles!
(Oooh. So she's that girl from 5Ds. The show's so terrible I didn't even recognize her.)
(I stole it from a doujin, so the eye color can be confusing.)
Who needs Starring Roles when you have LIGHTNING!
and a scarf!
"My boobs couldnt fit into the frame so you'll have to settle with my face instead" 8D
:-[
o//////o
bVd
B(... i am not amused by this conanthedog impersonation.. you are doing it all wrong.
I switched places with my twin so I could play children's card games! |D
(Please let me see Haseo please let me see Haseo PLEASE!)
[eyebrow]
YOU MONSTER! *pew pew pew*
"You shall not pa-*logged*"
-_-
"PERVERT!"
Tsk tsk, silly thing. I´m a duck, ducks don´t wear pants.
That was supposed to fall on Naruto!
WHO TURNED THE BRIGHTNESS UP TOO HIGH?
"That's my friend, is the speed world!"
This, is my real voice.
"This is my real power."
"This is.... a [tornado fang] it!"
Nya nya nya nya nya nyaaa
"Hey, no stealing my catchphrase quack!"
"Quack, are you happy now?"
¿What, my own game? .....¿I had one?
If only we can get a Servebot Kicking game.....
"Wait, I'm not a servbot!"
"Who are you then?"
Duck time.
Whats duck? *Hit by laser blast*
If I do this enough, my fingering will improve.
"I'm red with envy..."
"I'm Donald Trump, and I say 'You're Fired'!"
"Your character isn't awesome unless he's a mixture of fury and a bazillion other stuff!"
Your character isnt awesome unless he has giant anime eyes
Your Character isn't awesome unless he has Star Power!
derp space naruto with 100% more fur.
>0<
Perfectedidiot's Precious Little Life.
My life is not blank and Pointless
"You wish you had a life like mine!"
"My life is rough because I am soldier."
"Stare contest, i dare ya too...BLINK!"
Oh God. It's Yoshi.
"Hey, you misspell it. It's LOCK ON!"
I am Pants Man! Savior of Trousers!
"I can draw some stuff on heaven!"
"The fact I can see my hair is greatly annoying."
"I'm an enhanced Anime style with text below my head, which makes me legit!"
"Why is there no text below my face?"
B(
"SATSUGAI!!"
I am not a cliche power rangers villian!
"Behold! My ability to create stars via music!"
Just what I needed, another school life anime.
Servebot: One day, IM going to do the kicking.....
Volnutt: Shut up!
"NO! Krauser-sama will [twin slasher] BOTH of your asses!!"
"STOP THAT. I'm trying to think."
You're so gonna get raped.
"you shouldn't kick a servbot."
"I see what you did there..."
"BZZ! BZZ! BAD ROBOT. MUST ELIMINATE WITH DANMAKU."
"Episode 59 Bitter Regret! Char Aznable Dies!"
Not the [parasitic bomb] again...
SWEET RIFFS.
"Then let's rock baby!! ROCK ON!!"
(I like you.)
Well. Perhaps if we divide X by the square root of pi. Naah. It obviously needs to be added to 7y.
"I saw. I came. I made a harem."
There is something in my hand, but I don't know what...
Current Avatar: Garfield
"Mmm... Lasagna...."
"GARFIELD! That's MY lasagna!"
Those idiots over there. Everyone knows tacos are better than Lasagna.
"Yeah, right. I'm so hungry. Gimme yer taco, NAO!"
"I Char will get a Taco!"
"Why am I following that backwards-moving fan again?"
ANGER IS HOW I MAKE MY LIGHTNING. Wait. What?
Exeggutor hair? ¿ME?
"*random Spanish soccer/football commentary here* GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
"This ball shall not pass!!"
Yes... yes... if it does I shall have to kill it.
"Kill it with this toilet sucker on my hand."
OH GOD! NO! HERE COMES THE BALL!
"I'm speechless."
"Being speechless means serious business."
"I hate serious business!"
Understood, master Disney. I shall dispose of that annoying mouse at once.
"I wouldn't let the duck doing jobs if I were you..."
"hmm...your wrong, that duck was a nazi, he can only do justice to us."
Hmph. So you are the one I am looking for. Prepare, for your final hour.
"Like I care."
"You don't care? Hmm. I wonder how much I should care..."
"Ash looks like Setsuna F. Seiei, I wonde rif he is 11 now?"
"11? I must meet this guy!"
Understood. I will assasinate the 11 year old kid.
So, who's my next on my assassination list?
"You'll be dead before you can decide..."
"It seems that I need to get serious too."
"Yes sir, I will make sure to make those pesky Japanese cartoons in their place."
"Death to Japanese cartoon! ....wait..."
"This suit QUACKED me up!"
MY HEAAAD WAS LAZAARRED.
"My bad."
"Good job, soldier. No more Zeon for good!"
"No wai- :O"
"We, the Mage Rangers, shall be your opponent!"
"Then i shall be------!!!!" *headshot*
"FUUUUUUUUU, somebody just shot him on the head!"
"Sir, please be quiet. You're causing a ruckus."
I'm gonna be a pokemon master. You can bet on it!
"Really huh? But do you have any food with you?"
"I always put a marshmallow in my hat."
"That is stupid and you should feel stupid."
"That's it. I quit being a trainer!"
"NO! Don't stop being a trainer or i'll be--BLAAARGH!?! *HEADSHOT*
"OH MY GOD, THEY JUST SHOT THAT GUY THROUGH THE HEAD?!"
That's it, If I can't win the next legue then I quit!
"I have more of a chance of being crushed by a log than there is of you quitting a league."
"Man, I should have just catch those legendaries and use them than relying on some yellow rat."
"That was so stupid, it was like a beam of pure stupid pierced through my head and destroyed my brain."
......
wut
"I am on a journery to the stars."
"And I shall conquer the moon."
Can't see [parasitic bomb].
One day I shall finnaly become a respected member of the Anime society!
"Oh god, what am I? I'm an abomination..."
"And yet...I failed to catch em all....."
"THAT SIG RIGHT NEXT TO ME! IT'S HORRIFYING!"
"Being depraved of sigs, it's horrible."
"I don't how horrible the sig is, 'coz I can't see!"
"I'm sure I didn't see this coming."
Yep...I just shot you...with a laser beam...from my eyes...yep
*Smokes*
Now I'm here to save the day in all my glowing glory!
"Wow... amazing."
"Hey, no more 'Ash saves the day' anymore? How dare you to defy the Mighty Ash Ketchum!"
"No... no! I'm sorry, please don't kill me...! Aaaah!!" *shot*
Laserheadshotman - Atleast, in my last moments, I can see my wife and child....
Theonewholaserheadshottheotherguy - But, you're homosexual, you don't have a wife!
Laserheadshotman - Oh my god! This laser turned me straight! I see the world with whole new eyes *Dies*
"My legs are like sticks... I didn't think this through."
>:|
I was rejected from "A nightmare before Christmas"....they thought I wasn't scary or creepy enough
FEAR THE FACT THAT I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!
Pfft...that's nothing. I am not wearring ..wait for it... EYESHADOW!
(Yeah. I really don't know what Diest did with the effects there.)
FEAR MY GLOWING PROWESS!
"Fear? Enough talk! Have at you!"
ACK! THIS BRAIN SURGERY HURTS!
It does? Weird...my previous patients weren't complainting...they were..deadly quiet
"Behold our brand new Megazord!"
Looking for darkness? You found it. Prepare to meet your end.
"Then I'll scrap this darkness with my cheesy left arm!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
*an hour later*
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" *drops dead*
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
an hour later
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha..... no."
Enough laugh, get serious.
...I didn't expect you to get THIS serious blergh
"If only Nico Robin joined..."
That' too embarrasing for a duck being! *serious face*
"We can always use Nami!"
I'ma sorry, but your Navigator is swimming with the ducks
X marks the spot.... (Sorry, I can't see what yer avatar is)
Oh my god, I see it! It's...*gets shot*
(Really? That's weird...)
"We are Legion. We are one."
"but I'll never be the number 1..." :(
Do I have to stay in this serious pose for much longer?
"I've been in serious mode for far too long!"
"I'm getting dizzy...vomiting while spinning around sounds like fun!"
"..I thought you were serious about a pokemon battle."
After I saw THAT live action Pokemon.... MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
THIS BEAM ISN'T HURTING ME PHYSICALLY...
BUT I FEEL LIKE MY MIND IS BEING RIPPED APART! AAHHHHHH!
ME. Brain. GONE....
"Beware my half naked powers!"
"Die pervert!"
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~
(10 seconds later)
BLAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFF
"Wai-wait!Dont barf at me-BLAAARGH!!!?* *the barf "shots" his head*
OMG that barf just killed Bill from accounting!
"Oh no! then who will be our left arm!?"
Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny Spinny
ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK
"GUAAAH! You monster!!"
"Eh? Who said that? I can't see."
Okay. I destroy the earth, and you can kill X *cough*whosalreadydead*cough*.
Deal?
"Get out of my way or I'll kill you."
LAUGHING GAS IS THE BEST GAS.
"So... we're the only one left eh? the one with the name Vile."
We had a national Spinning chair contest.
[spoiler]I LOST ;^;[/spoiler]
I'm not seeing an avatar for you. =(
"I can see you just fine, Vile." "So can I, Vile."
"If you stay quiet, they won't see us."
"I can't see them!"
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...uh, is this thing going to stop? I don't think it's even slowing down.
"I'll try and stop it with my mustache power!"
OH DEAR LORD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Batman is not amused.
"I'll create music about amusement then."
"This is all the amusement I need..but come back after I get off..."
"I am definitely not amused..."
HAR HAR HAR O:<
"C'mon! My song ain't suck!"
Actually yes it is *gets shot*
"Now I'm my own super robot!"
This makes no sense!!
It was so obvious!
Stop dragging me across the floor! You'll rip my jacket to shreds! That flame in my eye might go out...
Would you......
Like.......
to do that again? B(
No way! Id rather rock myself to death!!
"NO NO! I'll be good, promise!!!"
"Fear the powah of my manly mustache!"
Im going to walk into a hallway while not paying attention!
......
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!
SOLO.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU SMOKE SOME STUPID, KIDS!
Kallen Koizuki
She is badass.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" (busy busting Zerglings)
But I am not a...*shot*
"I'ma KICK YOUR ASS 'til you LOSE YOUR LUNCH!!!"
Ha (http://www.andythomas.ca/portfolio/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/haha.jpg) Ha
My ineptitude for typesetting extends to my avatar.
I'm making everybody's eyes sting, and I'm enjoying every last bit of it.
"[tornado fang], now I'm blind. can't see [parasitic bomb]."
"Soon I'll be fast enough to generate tornadoes!"
"Let me join this gig with some thunderbolts!"
"This place can't handle li-"
"You cannot grasp the true form of my awesomeness!"
"ROCKit lawnchair!"
"It's awesome, but why me?"
Im the only one with a spinning chair :P
"ACK! I'm stuck in the window!"
Thundaga? me? NO!
...Why do you ask?
"*punt* .... GOOOOOOOAAAAAALL!!!"
WHO
JUST
HIT ME WITH A [tornado fang]ing FOOTBALL?
O:<
..It kind of felt good...
"How the hell do I suppose to hold that wine glass with open-handed?"
I'll tell you. First you'll *gets shot*
"You dropped the wine!"
B(
I only did it once, please don't punish me ♥
OOPS, I DROPPED THIS
"I'm embarrassed to ask this, but...Why are you standing behind me with those bananas, that cherry and 2 gallons of ice cream?"
YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRA*shot*
Who dares make fun of me?
They see me kickin' Servbots, they hatin'
Orange Soda is the best
"Ah! Ah! Ah! WEDGIEEEE!!!"
A SHOCKING TRUTH: His sword is actually a lightning rod!
"And that lightning rod pierced through his forehead!"
Oh my gosh! the lightning rod is made out of delicious cheese!
"I want that CHEESE! Gimme gimme gimme!"
"The cheese, it's destroying my brain!"
This chair is destroying my brain cells every time I spin
....
wuts a chair?
Ow, the sun is bright today!
brb, giving people seizures
"You are giving me something."
B(
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B(
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Where's the Strawberry Ice Cream?
I-In the fridge! ;^;
"Fridge? Wut fridge? Still can't see a thing with this dumbass hat on my head!"
:O
"I´m so glad becoming a robot didn´t ruin my hair."
Kermit: I BET NOBODY KNEW ABOUT THIS GAME
"WHAT!? Even Muppets has it's own game! Impossible!"
WHAT A MUPPET GAME?! *Mind blown*
"I spilled my wine at this!" :o
"Muppets, huh..."
MUPPETS [sonic slicer]!
"I loveeeee Muppets!"
"Spin around~ And puke on the ground~ Yayhay~~~"
:O
>0<
"Yep, still not funny."
Screw Six Flags, this is the bestest ride ever!
"G-Gaaangaaar!"
"I'd rather play Muppets than watch two pokeymanz making out each other."
"Oh that burns, literally."
This chair is burning my ass....
"EHHHH!? Gotta find the lotion!"
The lotion wasnt in the poisoned spike room ;O;
I'm getting tired of this same avatar cycle. It's like the same ppl with the same avatars post in the last few pages. :\
It doesn't matter in general, but I'm talking about this topic specifically. I mean, its like the same posters giving a quote for the character spinning in the chair giving quote to a character in a muppets game giving a quote about a guy getting his head shot over and over again.... We either need more original content, or more posters with new avatars in here. -AC
No else seems to mind.
In related news.
"Support your neighborhood ice rabbit shelter!"
Sponsored by Muppets!
"Hmph, fine. I'll join this charity."
N-Mario: Why do you think I have a ranomized avvy? I just wish people would list who my avvy was...
"WHY IS THERE A LASER THROUGH MAH SKULL?!?"
Ohhh... My head.
(Neo Cortex in the ending cinematic of Crash Bandicoot Warped, I'm out of clever ideas for these.)
YOU WANNA GO, YOU MAGGOT?!
No, not the pooper!
"Be quiet, little squirt, you will enjoy it as much as I do!" *unf unf unf*
I may not be a famous Vampire Hunter like Van Helsing or Simon Belmont, but I'll do my best!
Agumon FTW
Something is happening behind me FTW
FIFA 20XX
Gengar XXX [eyebrow]
Staring XXX
I'm not going out, it's Wekos season!!!
"Enough talk! Have at you!" *KICKS*
"That is one seriously sharp stilettos!"
Fabulous!
Gengar x Haunter is the ultimate pairing owo
"Yes..keep going..."
"Meh, I'd rather play the Muppets than watch 2 MALE ghosts make out each other."
"AUGH!! THE PAIN!!! IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON HAUNTER AND GENGAR IN THE SHOWER!!!!"
My weapon is lightning based. I am weak against ground types and strong against water types. Herp Derp.
OH THAT'S SO FUNNY WHY CAN'T I STOP SMILING
"OKAY! OKAY! I'M CLEAN! LEMME GO!"
You're not clean unless you have lightning bolts surrounding you
"AHHHHHH!!" *runs from lightning bolts*
Lightning Bolts!? You think YOU have a problem!?
I don't know what the [tornado fang] is going on lol.
"I leave you two in the daycare center and you LICK each other?!"
...Who the heck wants to play this? I DO?
*smiles* "I've wasted 10 minutes of my life playing that crap..."
This game sucks, time for SUICIIIIIDE.
"*grins* Don' touch me...."
...Why the heck am I standing in a lightning storm holding a METAL ROD?
"To amuse people when you are shocked!"
Don't mind me, I'm here to watch the shocking.
I'm so friggin' high.
So high that I'm looking at this. DANG SEXY.
"Dang, I can't barely look at that!"
"OH MY GOD YOU SHOT ME!!"
"Only my railgun can shoot it."
"My bubble pipe is unstoppable gentlemen."
"Make me stop laughing, OHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Honestly, I've been continuously shot for God knows how many bad jokes in this thread. This is getting dull.
(8D)
What you don't see is the guy he's strangling off-camera.
"My laugh is identical to Blackbeard's!"
ZEHAHAHAHAHA!
Wheeheehee!
That is just too cute!
"You're the cutest Gengar-chan!" <3
"What a lovely sight~"
"Yes, indeed. I do enjoy watching this scenery too."
I THINK THIS SCENE NEEDS TO DIE. TIME TO SELF DESTRUCT AND FAINT WHILE DOING SO, WHICH MAKES NO SENSE SINCE IN THEORY I SHOULD DIE.
"Haha, what a funny little talking pokeball."
"That's the face sparkling with LIGHT!"
"Self destruct is also a part of my plan!"
"That will not get through my Jewel Satellite~"
"But my pipe's Bubble Lead will!"
MY QUESTION IS, WHY AM I YELLING?
"Ahahaha hahaha!"
"What's so funny? I haven't even made a joke yet."
"Because this has become the game of the year."
"Dohohoho! Crystal Man's got NOTHING on me~"
"Not interested in jewelries. Eating knots is all I care."
"I'LLJUSTBLOWUPINYOURFACE!"
"Don't you sir dare burst my bubbles!"
"Heh, I'll try that with my Jewel Satelite."
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW!!!
""Kick it before it explodes!!"
".............."
*hides*
"Oooh, clever girl!"
"You can run, but you can't hide from us, The Muppets!"
"Oh [parasitic bomb] and giggles! I'm BLIND!"
"By my dazzle~"
"By my lead bubble!"
He's gonna blow me into his Black Hole Bomb?!
Oh Jesus christ! 8D
"Aye'll save yooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!!" *kicks*
TIME FOR SELF-DESTRUUUUUUUUUUCT.
"It's pretty, just like fireworks!"
"THAT'S the most FABULOUS firework I've ever seen!!"
HEEEEY! I CAN MAKE FIREWORKS TOO! WATCH ME MAKE BIG BOOM BOOM.
"That's the funnest day in my life!"
I got my nails done, DON'T THEY SHINE!?
"NO YOU!" *kick*
"HAHAHAHA is that the best you can do!!??"
"Nobody's beauty can match mine."
I'm a triangle, and I see you, babe.
"This love triangle is pointless and annoying!"
"Oh God, that huge cross has just obliterated that girl!"
"That means that girl is a Vampire, AMIRITE?"
"MWAHAHA! I'm gonna 'splode and there's nothing you can do about it!"
"Just do it, I don't want to help someone with suicidal tendency."
Oh please, explosions aren't pretty enough to please me ♥
MOAR BUNNY
"More kicking!"
More sparkles!
*high as a balloon*
MOAR LIGHTNING!!
MOAR SCREAMING!!!11!!11!ONELOL!!!!!!!!7!!!
More bishie *
No
Awwwww *
Easter Bunny! Protector of Justice at your service!
His best shot at the Pedobear smile.
The failed attempt was punished
Easter Man
He was created by Dr. Wily for.... reasons
"Try to find my eggs!"
Good point: 8B
Bad point: ....Scary looking
Like: Carrots, rabits
Dislike: Snake Man
"Ohh! Easter man not there!!!!"
Yes, indeed! I demand you to observe my superior beauty!
"I WILL LIVE FOREVERRRR!!"
Ash: "Electrode! use self destruct!"
All this self-destruct nonsense must be making you all thirsty. Hold on, I'm going to make us so teeeeeaaaaaa!~
He smiled before taking a sip from the tea...moments later the young blonde Died..after being hit by a Space ship
"The Easter Ship!"
.....Is in the dark graveyard
...and the catgirl is trying to run from it.
... accompanied by the ball of death.
Wut?
WUT?!
Indeed.
Surely the licking technique IS effective to Ghosts.
BUT I'M SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST WATER. LICKING WILL HURT YOU MORE.
"Saito is not impressed Yagami look-alike Electrode!"
He looks just like Yagami-kun? So kawaaaai desu moe♥
It hurt to type that >.>
"I'm the most moe bunny!! Check my muscles!" *flexs muscles*
AM I MOE-DESU TOO?
"Louise is moe-er."
"THIS IS BLASTPHEMY! Only I, Jewel Man, is the most moe being of all time!!"
I WANNA BE MOE TOO.
:\
Nyaah~! and stuff.
"Gengar x Haunter does not make sense."
"Yes, I live inside a cross, got a problem with that?"
"In fact, I do!"
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO~ Then try'n get me, boy."
I AM NOT GAY. THAT'S WHY I SPEAK IN LOUD WORDS.
What's ovar thar? Oh, a bird
He is mine 'cause I have WHITE HAIR!
Imma PELE your ass
I LOST THE GAME! O^O
"Touhou is hard anysway so it is alright." :)
"I'm outta here! Incoming Danmakus!"
"I'm a weapon of mass destruction!" *explodes*
HA, HA HA, HA HA HA.
He-he...I don't get it
"You are a robotic bunny what is not to get?"
I'm walking on a graveyard, whoa-oa-oa!
"I'd be a spiky-hair emo and say 'Not interested' at anything."
"DIE EMO, DIEEEE!!!"
I'm smiling because I'm tall.
"Heh, I still see that you're shorter than me."
"BUT SOON YOU'LL BE NOTHING!!!"
"But I'll be sure to steal something from you first!"
Indeed. I do declare you are taller.
Oh really...how very nice of you...now if you excuse me, I have to find out why there are random letters floating next to me
"IT'S CLOBERIN' TIME!"
"I MUST WATCH THIS!"
Merry Christmas! I'll tell you what your gift is when you go to hell!
Oh, what? I wasn't paying attention.
Ergh. That's what I get for having pink on me.
Tiffania's are DAYUM!!
Bad Serv bot! No lustin' for...woa, they really are dayum
"CLOBERIN' TIME REDUX! THIS TIME IS 3 TIMES MORE PAINFUL!"
"I'm used to pain sucka!"
Christmas now with 50% more ninja a 100% more fanservice
Jingle bells, Rockman smells, Light's blood will line the walls!
"What is a Christmas?"
When you make a snowman, then SMASH IT! O:<
Whoops! I dropped my keys again!
"What key? A Key to Your Heart?"
I'm gonna go Chakalaka B00M!
Get... that name... away from my throat.
Quote from: ZeroCracked on December 14, 2010, 10:42:50 PM
Get... that name... away from my throat.
No WAi D: !
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Hai look over here, Pic tiem!
What's that text doing on my shoulder?
Fellow bomberman lover
:V
'>.>
owob
"Oh! I want that carrot!"
O MAI GAWD!!! *BOOM!*
It all began with the dawgs now it's with the serverbots
EHEHEHEHEHE
"But that's where I poop!"
Talking about poop, You won't stick it in her pooper!
Whoa, the letters are gone!
Dat guy above me...used magic
"I'm very interested in this magic."
Snow man for MM11?
"1111 Me being slutty today~"
Quattro is not a [classy lady]!
Go to your happy place, go to your happy place, go to your happy place...
Happy? Im rather feeling annoyed.
"More than annoyed, I feel terrified!"
This Snowman knows ninjutsu, just try to call him a narutard.
KICK A SERVBOT, LIKE A BOSS.
"I can kick yo ass ANYTIME and ANYWHERE just for my master's pleasure."
"You must capture me to become a Pokemon master!"
"I can see your ass from down here."
Don't worry, I'll get her some pants for Christmas...NINJA PANTS!
Just EPIC óVó
"I sexily agree!"
"You are sexy!" [eyebrow]
Who wears short shorts?
"But my leg's long enough to kick some shortybot here!"
"If you kicked me, you'll pay!"
I'm a freakin' cactus wearing a hat, can you dig it?
"Just kick it! I don't dig with this guy!"
Kick me and I'll EXPLOOOODE.
"Don't kick me from behind"
"Ass, I can see it clearly."
Cacterry VS Cactryu
BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
That's for making me drag that sleigh along EVERY DAMNED YEAR.
Give IT to US!
THIS IS BETTER THAN SOCCER, OH WAIT.
"I WANT PORN NOT SOCCER!"
Mexican stand-off with japanese cacti!
"With this drink, I shall turn peoples into slimes!"
So candy is more like Kodak film!!
"Aaaand there's Rock with the ball... Aaaaand he's going to the goal... going, going, Rock is going to the goal! He kicks..! And- GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!"
I quite enjoy scowling whilst watching the game.
OH YESH YESH! TAKE OFF THAT PANTY NAO!
The truth is, I have balls!
It´s the terror of knowing that people bought this game
"I'm so beautiful! even Jewel man is nothing for me!"
"Say, where the hell did YOU drop you car's key? We've been looking for days, dammit!"
I MAY HAVE EATEN YOUR KEY.
"No, I ate pork!"
That moon looks like edible...
I'M A BALL OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
Easter Bunny! For Great Justice!
I can't find any eggs!!
Best. PS2. Game. Ever.
And that's sayin' something.
"Actually, I hate roses. After this, I'm gonna grew a beard."
"It's gon'rain bodies!"
Here's the kick and.....
IT'S GOOD.
"Come, my sweet, let us dance under the night sky!"
As you wish
*ROUND 1, FIGHT!*
"The fight begins!"
GAME OVER
CONTINUE?
"Stand and fight, sucka!"
"DIE SUCKA DIEEEE!!!"
I had already defeated you
"He's 30 minutes late!"
Faceball
"Next time, try some facerose, OK?"
"Hihihi, hahaha, hehehe, MUKAHAHAHAHAHAAYAYAAYYAHHAYHAYHYA!"
Only you can lose contact lenses in the DESERT!
"My moai eyes can easily distinguish contact lenses from sands!"
I got a job by SNK...it looks like we have to part ways.
"I'm still waiting for a reply from Capcom, wish me luck guys!"
"A sudden change of plans. I'll crawl back to SQEN."
"I am rolling after you!"
"I'm hoping to be the main character in Japanese Doom, I even brought my own BFG."
"My finger tastes funny"
"*random Spanish Football announcing* GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"
"NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!" *THUNDERS!*
"Ey! WTF!? That scumbag stole my wallet!"
SHOCK OR EXPLODE? I THINK I'LL DO BOTH!
"I'm so pretty it hurts."
Madonna: "Vogue."
Hey babe. You doin' anythin' tonight?
Completely free, but don't call me babe.
"I like my finger extra crispy, please"
"Yo dawg! We herd you liek shades AND turtles so we put shades on your turtle!"
Not to burst your bubble..but that didn't make sence!
(Opps, must have looked at a different avatar somewhere else.) ::)
"I like colors!"
"Whaddaya buyin', stranja?"
I love you for that, fellow RE4 fan. 8)
"Eat the candy corn or else!"
"I'll cover you in bubble!"
There are no bubbles! THIS IS A DESERT!
"The only thing that matters is MUSCLE!" *flexes*
"Muscles are for idiots!"
*Show generic maccaroni screen saver from the 90's.*
Maccarana!
(I miss your ducks. ;_;)
"The internet bursted in the 90s and has been growing ever since."
"I"M IN DESPAIR! THIS OVERRATED ANIME HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!"
"Overrated animes enpower me!"
Cactuar 1: Pip!
Cactuar 2: Pip!
Together: Cheerio!
I can only go straight...
"If you can pink bunnies with rainbow colored background straight."
"Here am I staaanding on the edge, staring up at where the moon should be."
"I took the blue pill, or wait, was it the red pill?"
I'll make ya pop.
(I read that as poop for 1/2 a second.) 8U
"I'm not a girl for the last time!"
"This bubble tastes like chicken!"
"This pingas joke is SO FUNNY!!!"
"ALL HAIL SPLASH WOMAN!"
It was the ultimate showdown, of ultimate cactus-y.
"What is a rose? A miserable pile of thorns! But enough talk, have at you!"
"Fear my epically spectacularly outrageously undeniably awesomeously uber EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!"
What? you're waiting for me to care about you?
"I sacrifice these fools to summon Splash Queen!"
"You haven't seen me before, seriously."
A portrait of master Burst Man.
So, he's my next target? How pathetic (I'd rather be playing Muppets party cruise)
"But is there any muppets sexy enough for me!?"
"Dude, say hi to my kids for me. I'm gonna leave civilization and be one with the nature."
"Explosions are a part of nature!"
"I found that statement idiotic."
"Get drunk in middle of nowhere... Man, I'm drunk as a skunk and twice as smelly!"
" I have never known constipation."
"Hmm, you look so delicious."
"Don't eat me, I'm poisonous!"
"Do eat me, I'm full of explosive taste!"
"Sowwy. Mommy told me I'm onwy awowed to eat bwead cwumbs and worms."
This void is extremely uncomfortable.
"My face is a huge X. Should I be scared?"
"Just because my clothes are small doesn't me they aren't expensive!" "They're custom!!"
"Dude, looks like we got ourselves some dinner 'ere."
"I can see its looks delicious!"
Add a caption or die, I would prefer if you died.
"Go, my slaves. Fetch me some fish."
"Would yo like some electrocuted Magikarp?!!"
"No I want roast duck!"
"I'd prefer some chicks... I mean girls."
MY self-destruct...is just a lie..I don't destroy myself, I just faint...
"Since this is the Year of the Rabbit, and Easter is not too far away, does this mean I get double the fame and attention?" *o*
"A rabbit is fine too, I need more friends damnit!"
"Nope it ain't. This is the duck's year, fools!"
"Hmm, maybe some electrocuted Psyduck is better!"
"I hate ducks!"
"Yup, I hate you too."
The real life story of Donald Duck
"X picture goes here... no! not that X!"
"I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY DATA AND ROLL ONCE AGAIN!!!"
"Um....i got DA?"
The toad is not amused
"Man how long do I have to stand here for..."
"Are you cool enough to withstand my coolness?"
"Of course! Im cool enough to explode!"
"Exploding is serious stuff!"
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU STUPID WHITE LINES!
"I stole this rose from Masked Tuxedo!"
Just like a frog. Just like a frog...
"I would kiss a frog for a flower."
"Now...let's see what makes you tick...."
"This boredom of mine doesnt even tick a clock...."
"Yea, so boring... How 'bout making a frog dinner?"
"Frog Dinner! Yum!" >w<
"I'm good at cutting frog legs!"
I wonder if I can find some frog legs in here!
"Ewww... GROSS! I can't stand eating this!"
If you ain't eating it I'll take it!!!
"Hey guys, can I have one too?"
"Roll! We got more orders! The frog dinner!"
"I love frog so much I could self destruct!"
Servbot: I like what I see! *dies*
"I want to see it too."
"I see it, I cut it."
"I SEE IT! I SEE IT!!!" *EXPLODES*
Srs Bsns.
Hey baby, wanna some some sweat sweat romantic tea?
Valentines Day is here! Easter Bunny pledges to show respect for rival holidays!
"Yeah, I'm hot enough for being a target in Valentine's Day."
"Well lucky you, ever seen a girl date an orb?"
"Sorry can't hear you, too busy dating."
I will figure out the secret of servance!
"At last! The Valentine's Day is over! It's Easter Time sucka!"
"It will be a day full of destruction! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
"Miss Tron? Why are you wearing that Wig?"
"For the same reaso, I am wearing this hat! I love my hair!"
*whip whip whip whip!*
Megaman obtained a new special damage! When he gets hit with purple smog he becomes quite the scardey-cat and horrors are exaggerated for him! Roll now looks like a psychotic Killer!
"Give me that candy bar, NAO!"
You'll never get a single candy from me!!
"But candy is a serious matter!"
Fools. I shall defeat you to claim the candy!
WHERE MY CANDIES AT?
There's a royal guard, a numbskull, a speed freak, a pseudo-bishie, and a SHEEP. Odds are the sheep is going to die.
"That sheep shall be my cotton candy~"
So we're agreed, cotton candy it is.
"That's candy?!"
"Yes, pain flavored candy!"
Pain flavor is about to become your new flavor...
"BLUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS LIKE HELL! GAWD, MAKE IT STOP!"
My eyes, they've been burned by unspeakable images, I'm BLIND!!
MY eyes willl burn your mind with unspeskable images... OF CUTENESS!!
His eyes will burn because he never got used to 8-bit art! So he must be Punished!
I have no eyes....ever! [dramatic music]
"Then how can I stare into your soul?!"
"A tin can has no soul, and so do I!"
"Who needs soul when your life is always in jeopardy!"
My soul belongs to the wrench.
Wait, what do you do with that wrench?
"Guess."
"Don't worry, I'll rebuilt you as a Sentinel!"
"YEAH! Them creepers are copy cats! *BOOM!!!*"
"Snap, Crackle And Boom!"
...
*whip whip whip boom*
That's a very nice EVERYTHING you have there. It'd be a SHAME if something... happened to it.
"This is not your appointed time to die..."
"Don't explode on me, man!"
"I don't think I can explode though."
"You can't? Lemme fix that for you."
...
"What the hell did you do to that poor kobun?"
"Oh nothing much, just giving it some...upgrades..."
...What is that phalic shaped thing?
Quote from: Blackhook on March 14, 2011, 02:07:06 PM
...What is that phalic shaped thing?
CAPUTAIN EASTA RAINUBOW BUNNI, HENSHIN!
"LOLOLOLOL I'M FASTER THAN YOU BITCHES!"
"Dayum, dat's sum big legohead."
"[tornado Fang] it, where have you been I waited 2 secs."
"I was here the whole time, you're the slow one."
"No, you're not!"
This adjustments will make you the fastest thing alive! YOu are blue already so that's a good start...
I smell an easter bunny on this "blue" thing.
'Ey, did someone just farted? I barely can't breathe!
"ITS STINKS LIKE HELL IM GONNA EXPLODE!!"
"Nah, that's not serious enough for us."
"Repairing Kobun is serious!"
"This is my disgusted face when I look at you. Stop existing, please."
U MAD? I can't tell cuz You R 2 slow!
"Speed has no meaning in the presence of Easter bunny man!"
"Why did I bring my wrench WHEN I AM BUILDING LEGOS"
Technically, I am not speeding, as I am not in a vehicle.
"Crap! I tripped on a landmine!"
"BOOOOM!!"
"Wow, what'd I walk into?"
"What the hell did I just see?"
"You just witnessed my true power!"
Quit Smiling at me, you infernal leg- I mean Kobun!
BLARGH!!
DO NOT DISTURB: DODGING 200 LIGHTNINGS.
Screw Leaf Storm! I'm the REAL Wood Man!
ACK! That doesn't go there!!
...As he fell from heaven, like lightning!
"You had fallen from grace."
Your soul... Looks tasty.
"Does my iris make me look like Bowie?"
WHEEEE trololololololololololololololololololololololo- *splatters against a wall*
Check out these hoes I got here. Fast and thin. Like lightning.
"I will take those hoes for myself!"
"All those hoes are mine, MINEEEE!!!" *thunders*
You're next... Hoe.
"A portrait fit for a rebelling prince!"
Eat KFC! Finger lickin' good!
"OR should I say finger lickin' evil?"
"Does it taste THAT good?"
"Spin around and puke on the ground YAYHA... wait, did I still sing THIS song?"
"Yes Metal man is my bro, why do you ask?"
"Gotta go faster so I can become a tornado!"
A Tornado?! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
"You dare to mock your loli overlord?!"
You spin me right round baby right round lyk a record baby right round round round~
'Spin that wheel. Spin that wheel. I'mma make ya feel. Yo DJ.........GETUPANDPAAAARTY!'
"SHAKE THAT ASS, SHAKE THAT ASS!"
Borockman uses Rapid Spin!
But Wood Man is strong against Rapid Spin! :o
Two snipers, Same target
Now that's having a bad day.
"Psst, psst Tornado man, I actually apply to become her bodyguard, just for the free badass jacket."
He~~~~~~~y. I wanna have dat badass jacket too!
"I'm nude and I'm proud of it!"
Gonna spin 'till I puke!
I command thee to stop spinning!
*comman gets ignored due to the fact that he is spinning to fast unable to make eye contact*
...
Easter is but days away! Easter Bunny! Serving up eggfuls of justice!
"The Easter Bunny will not be vilified!"
"Look into my eyes, it's the eye of AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAU!"
I would put in some kind of lumberjack pun, but I can't think of one.
"The darkness devours me!"
"My eyes can see through the darkness... coz I have infrared sight."
....WHERE THE QUACK ARE MY ARMS?!
I'll find them! Easter Man, AWAY!
"Finally, he's gone." *smiles*
I'm back. And ready for my next assignment.
"I smile because I don't like you."
"Now please die."
"...How the hell do you pronouce that word?"
LMFAO Epic Win
Is that... A camera?!
Take a picture of my face.
"TAKING PICTURES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HINAMIZAWA!"
I so wanna see what his stage looks like
"it must be full of candies and rainbows!"
'' I'm eternally looking at the avatars of the above poster ''
"I am eternally good looking."
"I am eternally sleeping, that means I don't care whatever else is happening."
"Yeah, right. All I care is spinning on this chair..."
The real Woodman: All wood, no man.
"You two don't look like men to me!"
I hope shes dead :v
"I hate it when you touch my face."
I AM NOT 'McDonald'
Smile..... don't make me use my giant robot. 8)
Behold the spectacle of one somewhat good looking woman using her charms to bring several utterly retarded men under her control.
What a feat.
"Place yer bets, which one of ours is a female?"
"But I'm as good as Tin Man!"
Metal Blade, foo!
The queen of robot masters, Splashwoman
Leaning on shoulders is always adorable, even if you do look like Renee Zellweger with an accidental overdose of Botox while drinking lemon juice.
Lying on top of a bomb to stop it from exploding probably won't work to well
Please stop touching my face.
"Touch my face instead."
"I can see my hair if I look up like this... it looks horrible."
"SENTARY KARA MIRRION KARA! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!?"
"1.. 2.. 3.. Mary has a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb~"
"Wood man can be defeated by fire!"
So Sakura is with her mother, but she already has purple hair? That picture makes no sense.
Seriously.
Cat Ears, Dog Ears, face poking.
"There is nothing that my STOCKINGS cannot cleave!"
"Nah, you can't cut me, I'm too cute."
"I am the cutest singer ever."
"Nope, I'M the cutest! Even I'm sleeping!!"
"I need sleep badly!"
Let us introduce you to the pop idol who effortlesly drowned all of her competition! SPLASH WOMAN!
"And here's one of the most biased judge, Mr.Easter Bunney!"
"Quit pouring you bias on me, Woodman!"
Trying to nap.
Leave me alone.
Fine. I guess I'll fly away now~
"No home, no job, just me and this rusty chair..."
"Atleast you have yourself, I'm just a hunk of wood."
We could use some wood...
Easter is over, dude.
"Yeah so stop taking things so seriously!"
"Gasp!"
"Double gasp!"
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of this giant Tootsie Pop? Here, I'll show you. One... Two..."
"[parasitic bomb]! They spotted me! Better run."
Gashunk!!
"Is that a pokemon?!"
"Whoa, that Wailord so beautiful and elegant..... wait, is it getting closer? OH SH
"SATSUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!"
"Oh oh, my bro Metal man sings that every time!"
"What do you mean my maraca isn't working?"
"Hi there! Like my pink kitty hat?"
Its cute just like your Absol.
Haba Nero who?
Haba Nero Rainbow?
*Dull surprise*
please don't hold my head like this.
"Yargh! Alternate Pirate Timeline Go!"
"Zehahahahaha!! Here comes the Absol!!"
"LULWUT? Eat mah layzor, you dawg!!"
dodo dododo
dodo dododo
do do
do do
dodo dododoooooooooooooo
Interactive Warhol art
"I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die...)"
I can grab the moon!! AND THEN SHOOT IT!
That dude's got a HUUUUUUGE mouth! ...Oh wait, that's his nose.
"Not as huge my boobs!"
"Flaming hair is a lot more awesome."
aaaaaaaaa My hair is crazy!!
"Ow... I think I landed on a tack..."
ZEHAHAHAHA!! THAT HELMET COULDN'T BE STUCK ON THERE FOREVER! GLAD I HAD THIS SWORD!! ZEHAHAHA!!
I am the mog hero of destiny.
I could've sworn by "eyes like fire" they meant I had heatvision... :'(
Hot bitches in a hot tub?! Mmm! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
JUST [tornado fang]ing DIE!
Never!!!
"This rod. Your anus. [twin slasher] time!"
(oh my lawd revive okay here goes maybe)
"Pfft, you ain't gonna get anywhere even close! I got my good ol' bushy tail to protect me back there!"
My eye looks menacing but it just needs a treat every once in a while.
"That... is really weird"
WHY AREN'T YOU DYING YET?!?
Yeah, I have a bald head with a beard. So what?
This is not at all what I expected.
What Iam looking at?
Don't make me hit you with this.
"Look at that tattoo on my forehead. Hot damn, it looks awesome!"
"I can't see it from up here."
I'm back! And I'm FURIOUS!!
Geee...ma...ga? is this some kind of spell?
QUAAAAAAAACKMEEEEEEEE..QUAAAAAAAAACKMEEEEEEEE...QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Wow, that ketchup packet went EVERYWHERE. Hahahahaha!
Do bananas taste better with ketchup?
"His power level! It's over QUACK-THOUSAAAAAANNNNND!!!"
Girl against a fence. How original.
Animated GIF with cycling colors, how original.
I'm So Happy!
PS: It's PNG.
Beware of any bulls.
I'll have my eye on you!
Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your Vixy!
Shake your Vixy!
Shake more or I'll stab you!
Quote from: xnamkcor on September 18, 2012, 03:27:06 AM
I'm So Happy!
PS: It's PNG.
I had no idea this was possible.
Transform into Super Quackin 3!
There are two ways. MNG and APNG.
MNG is made by a group who wants a whole new standard. APNG is a hack of PNG that uses "Ancillary Chunks"(Sections of bits that are used for non-essential data) for extra frames. Because of this, MNG only works if your browser or editor specifically supports it. Meanwhile, APNG is technically to spec for PNG. If you cannot view APNGs, you can see the first(or a selected) frame of the animation because that frame is completely within the PNG Spec. All the other frames and timing data is in the Ancillary Chunks.
PS: Worst Caption Ever.
Does anyone have any Skittles? I think I can taste the rainbow.
Skittles from HELL *breathes fire*
Oh my that looks painful. :<
Mayday! Mayday!
Come to me, for I am the beacon of your drugs!
MY SWORD WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS ACCURSED ITCH!
Mine does that too!
This is my bankai!
"It is you who will be blinded, Wily! Now amend for your evil sins!"
UP UP DOWN DOWN DOUBLE LOOP AND POSE!
Nailed it!
I AM ULTIMATE I337 HAXXOR GAMER 365 LOL
Stop that 133t speak or I'll kill you and then revive you just to kill you again repeatedly ^_^
"So that's how I got all this blood on my face..."
b,ub,u,ub,u,b,db,d,db,d,FCFx2,Taunt
*stands still and changes colors* I'm taunting~
"My taunt can only be executed using the start button!"
(http://i.imgur.com/w8yyo.jpg)
(off-topic, I have the 360 version of this (http://www.trueachievements.com/game.aspx?gameid=4074&gamerid=284902), need to spend more time with it, but it's great~ ^^)
OPPAN VIXY STYLE!
FOR MANGO LEMONADE!!
"why're you taking this game so seriously?"
I don't think you're ready for this cherry
I don't think you're ready for this cherry
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause my body's too Vixylicious for ya babe
The Flag For The Secret Society Of Texan Germans.
Fight Mega Man! For Great Justice!
Who am I?
Whose bow is this?
Who put this pie in my hair?
"Diggin' mah helmets, are we?"
Do the Vixy~
You probably don't know what this is, but it'll ruin your [parasitic bomb] something fierce. I think.
Nothing fishy here....
A-OK!
"Hit F5 to scroll through my Pog collection!"
Quote from: Joseph Collins on October 13, 2012, 08:02:55 AM
"Hit F5 to scroll through my Pog collection!"
Who am I?
[they're pins from the world ends with you, not pogs]
This button is totally going on my school bag
Just wait, Hitler, once I get unstuck I'll get you!
"heh, duuuude, im... like... rainbow colored..."
Rainbow Colored Lolis?! OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!
Is Flame's avatar Samus? I can't be sure.
"Swing and sway, swing and sway, swing and sway..."
Hello, you'll be seeing me a total of 8 times because I guess there wasn't room in the cartridge for 8 more full sprite sets of robot masters. Also you don't get any more weapons because the Game Boy games are better. Have fun finding them all.
rygar wishes it were this awesome.
Flavor of the month.
I'm really a man wearing a wig with a built-in bow.
Quote from: beatrice on October 16, 2012, 08:26:22 PM
rygar wishes it were this awesome.
What's wrong with Rygar? I love Rygar. Rygar, Bionic Commando, and Strider are my favorite hard as [parasitic bomb] games I've beaten.
I wonder if I could hypnotize people by painting myself gold and doing this...
"Let's spray the world green... oh wait!"
"Don't blame it on the sunshine.
Don't blame it on the moonlight.
Don't blame it on the good times.
Blame it on the Vixy!"
HYAA!!
Black Neko Punch!!
(Black Cat plushie avatar doing punch)
my blue tongue flavors the chickens as i devour them!!
Two rabbits or something but from a different perspective it appears to be two koalas having sex.
This hand of mine is pretty normal.
It tells me to brush my teeth.
"bet you can't shine bright sparkly colors like this, Bass! 8D"
bounce
No, swing
"Let me heal and patch you up, sweetie~"
"Ooh, a butterfly~"
Doc robot, how lame.
Come back when you're Dentist Robot
Oh god I'm so hot right now.
Why are you trying to look at my ass down there?
Look! I'm angry! And I have a beard! This means I'm serious business!
"I know you want to touch me there~ go ahead, I don't mind~ <3"
Meet the newest Ouendan Cheer Girl: VixyNyan! 8D
Mmmm lunchtime. :D
Its a Manta ray.
In a bubble.
Whee.
"Mmmm that banana split looks deeeeeeeeeeelicious!"
PB- "Can't you tell, Freezer? I'm just like Vegeta said."
Freiza- "No you f***ing don't!"
PB- "I am the hope of the Omniverse! I am the lightbulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha, and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Protoman Blues! AND I AM A SUPER-"
Freiza- *Death Beam to PB's forehead*
PB- *not effected* "...Saiyan."
"I wish I was as sexcellent as PB!"
Oh, don't mind me.
I'll be out of here in a week.
"But I'll be here all you want...." >w<
"Oh hey, where did that flying thing from Star Fox stumble from?!"
Now I have a machine gun!
HO HO HO
"Your shotguns are no match for my sexellent Super Saiyan powers!" bVd
"Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored..."
Santa Doc.
I guess his ability is being fat and giving you powerups.
Not sure if [speed burner]ing or lip tastes good.
"I don't care who complains! I'm dashing across this here street and no one's gonna stop me, ya hear!?" 8U
"Into the cup it goes... wait, whoops."
"Oh my. Did I drop that ice cream?"
"Seeing that Ice Cream turned me into a Super Protoman Blues...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
"However, I can match him! SHEEP POWERS GO!!!"
"Must stop Sheep Powers! AWAY!"
"I say Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! if I want to cheer for you, but you have to wait 'til I'm done with this rice obento."
"What's this thing between my...?"
The newest Robot Master: Santa Man 8D
Quote from: White-Jet on December 20, 2012, 08:41:32 AM
The newest Robot Master: Santa Man 8D
I think I learned my lesson...oversized faucets are bad ideas.
(I'm still wondering why nobody is commenting on my avatar's African American-ness.
*Sees no avatar, defaults to signature*
HEAD INJURY GAMES
You'll either feel like you've sustained a head injury or will need one for full enjoyment!
No worries, my helmet protects my head!
My sheep powers wore off. Now I need coffee.
Quote from: Treleus on December 27, 2012, 11:01:45 PM
*Sees no avatar, defaults to signature*
You mean you don't see this?
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/78124677/niggamanx_v2.png)
For some reason I can't see it, depending on which machine I'm using. I saw it yesterday on another machine, so here's my caption for it:
"Make sure you get my good side! And make sure the light isn't too far below me or you won't be able to see my sexellent face!" óVó
DIFFERENT CHARACTER
SAME BOREDOM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Love me dat Jappleack*.
Holy [parasitic bomb], on that note, Jappleack (http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/) went completely epic in my absence.
"Pssssh, this kid just said 'plasma power' while arming his ancient paperweight."
Quote from: Treleus on December 28, 2012, 04:27:19 PM
Oh hey, I was looking for that video, thanks.
Treleus, what happens when you access dropbox.com?
Plasma Power don't work on me while I'm dashing!
Quote from: Suppercut on December 29, 2012, 05:05:18 AM
"Pssssh, this kid just said 'plasma power' while arming his ancient paperweight."
Oh hey, I was looking for that video, thanks.
Treleus, what happens when you access dropbox.com?
No problem!
I don't understand the question. I see a splash page with a download link and a video.
Also that man is wearing the skin of an animal. He is unclean and must be stoned.
"....*charges up Mega Buster* STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEEEE! *fires*"
My Ego gives me Sayian powers!
"Hello booooys!"
The Saiyan Blood has awaken within PB!
"I am George Washington, President of the United States of Alpacas."
Why does this stuff keep malfunctioning!
"...*whips out Z-Saber*...STOP STARING AT MY BELLY!!"
"What are you going to do? Hit me with that? I'm just Saiyan, that's a bad idea."
Quote from: Treleus on December 29, 2012, 07:23:12 AM
I don't understand the question. I see a splash page with a download link and a video.
I was trying to rule out the possibility that you're blocking dropbox.com (either intentionally or unintentionally) as that is where I host just about all of my images. I love Dropbox.
XTREME!!!
You sing "dark side of the moon" one more time and this riding crop is going straight up your ass.
"AAAH! I don't want a riding crop up my ass!" *fleeing*
"Never fear, Sapphire Knight is here!" 8B
Sapphire Knight? Who?
Eh whatever I'll just eat and drink and swim a bit.
"*in a deep brutish voice* Ima gonna ween."
RUSH RUSH RUSH WITHOUT ANY PUSH
(I couldn't come up with anything better, Me Is Sorry)
"Oooooh, I see a lollipop"
"Is that a webcam on my head?"
(Anybody ever wonder that?)
"Blaxploitation: It's not just for movies and TV anymore!"
I'm so sorry. X3
You are just jealous of my hat!
"Me, jealous? Ha! My hat is way better than yours anyway!" B(
"So is my head band!"
"Come here and open your present, baby!"
"You are no match for my sexy-ness! Now go home before i pull out my super whistle on you!"
"That's nice boat. That's a nice boat. That's a nice boat."
*Obscure Canadian pop culture reference*
"What the hell did I just read...?" :o
"This drink will wash away those thoughts.... oh no... I lost it..."
"Let's cuddle in the New Year!!!"
"My New Years resolution is to achieve Super Saiyan 3!" 8D
[tornado fang] it, no goddamn avatar for you.
"POWER POOTS!!"
"OH NOZ!!!! ITZ DA STARE!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!" :O
"I think I need a new hairstylist..."
"I wonder what I'd look like with orange hair..."
"You look like you need a trim... WITH MY SWORD!!"
"Thanks...I kinda like the hair I already have...." B(
"My hair is ruined. I had no idea I had been throwing a smokebomb."
"Well, I'm outta here before the hair talk turns my way..."
Posting in this thread is kind of pointless for you, Flame-o, since there's no way of knowing which avatar of yours a caption someone makes is relating to.
"A Shadow Game is in order!"
"Now you've done it! For your punishment, I'm giving you THE STARE!!!!!" B(
"Staring game? Beats all the stuff I've been repeatedly doing."
"By squinting hard enough, I can easily see where you are, fool!"
"Talk to the hand... But talk to the fence first."
"Ha! You think a puny li'l fence can stop me!?" óVó
"I have to keep me going"
"Stab stab stab..."
"Dash Dash Dash"
"Suck Suck Suck" :chant:
My hair is so wild, i'm surprised it's staying exactly how it is without movement.
Must be the headband.
Hmph, I wish I got paid in Trident layers...
"I offed Link to be the hero!"
"Um...this is my helmet beard... :|"
"My blood is actually Grape Soda!" 8D
"REKKO...HEKKOOOOOOO......HAAAAA!!!!!"
"African Man X, AWAY!"
"Glad I got him to do all that work for me..."
I have to do everything myself!
"Really? I just shoot an arrow at it..."
"You can't shoot me! I'm the dark-skinned Maverick Hunter!"
[tornado fang]ing Pink Lemonade.
"What the [bleep] are you looking at?"
(I intentionally wrote it that way, people with their filters turned off.)
Who am I?
(not like [bleep] is a filter on this forum... all our filters are MM weapons, if I'm not mistaken)
Imma gonna win da Triforce!
(Yeah, [tornado fang] is [tornado fang].)
Not like I wanted the Triforce or anything...
(we also have classics such as [sonic slicer] and... uh... i can't think of others XD)
"Hmm, My Hair is Very Long now!"
(There's [dark hold], [ray splasher], [acid burst], thats all I remember.)
"Just wait until the last episode."
"Then I better dash over there! See you next episode!"
"Snuggle buns, snuggle buns, snuggle snuggle snuggle snuggle snuggle buns! DODO DOO DOO!"
"HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
[spoiler="NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBLUES Z"]"--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"[/spoiler]
EDIT: ALTERNATE ENDING
Pooterman: I'm going...
Migamad: Ngh! Ngh! Ngh!
Pooterman: To fight...
Migamad: Ngh! Ngh-- *fart*
Pooterman: YOUUUUUU!
I'm outta here before I get caught in the crossfire.
My sword will protect me from the crossfire!
[sonic slicer], please.
Two words: Angel. Swords.
[spoiler]oh wait i mean demon swords[/spoiler]
Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, and spryly. ~
I-I did not do my hair up like this because I l-like Zero, b-baka!
[spoiler]I'm sorry, I'm a tsundere fanboy.[/spoiler]
Purple and Grey is classy, [chameleon sting]er.
Quote from: Suppercut on January 17, 2013, 01:36:53 AM
[spoiler]oh wait i mean demon swords[/spoiler]
don't be talking [parasitic bomb] about my waifu, son. she's not red.
So what if you have peppermint? I'm sticking with bubble gum.
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey! Who you callin' a nerd, nerd!?" B(
I'm not enduring this [parasitic bomb] for a bunch of nerds. Have an error image.
Quote from: Kawaii on January 17, 2013, 06:45:05 AM
Purple and Grey is classy, [chameleon sting]er.
don't be talking [parasitic bomb] about my waifu, son. she's not red.
Since when was Stocking your waifu? Also, I was talking facts. Season finale mate.
This background is not interesting, lets focus on ME.
Quote from: Suppercut on January 18, 2013, 11:45:53 PM
Since when was Stocking your waifu? Also, I was talking facts. Season finale mate.
You should read some more stuff here.
And you should know I'm a firm "finale disbeliever". As far as the SERIES finale goes, what happens after the credits doesn't count.
"Cute?! Lets see how cute you find this!" *punch*
Make an arrow-to-the-knee joke. I DARE you, [chameleon sting]er.
"Why don't I just knee you at arrow speed instead?" 8D
All this stuff keeps happening and I'm still bored.
I can solve that. :3
Do it with more speed! Like this! *dash*
Needs to get to the cake before it burns.
"Hmmm.... Perhaps a bigger mirror...."
No avatar for you!
(Jet, somehow your avatar is the hardest to caption for me :\)
I must not run away.
Good, now I can experiment on you like never before~ <3
"Dur hur! I told you I could use my lip muscles to shove these two chopsticks up my nostrils!" 8D
I wish I could do that rather than stuck being in this boring avatar since forever.
So how long do I have to do this for?
I'm actually trying to shave. I just don't have money for a real razor.
*Usain Bolt power-up GET!*
"Lollipops go well with black clothing!"
"You better not be staring at my breasts from a worm's eye view."
"How 'bout cross-eyed then!?"
"Still waiting............nothing happens."
I am bored.
"Let me medically inspect your body... thoroughly and sensually~"
"My body is yours for the inspection! ;)"
"Power level? I GO BY EGO LEVEL!!"
"Your Ego will be MINE!!!" [eyebrow]
"Please don't take my X. I like my X."
One is never too old FOR SCIENCE and WORLD DOMINATION!
See my Onyx coated hook. This shows how determined I was to get 6000 kills using my hook, in Gears of War 3 versus.
No, contrary to popular belief I am NOT a genderbent X.
Contrary to popular belief, I AM a genderbent X.
I'd hit it.
I am hitting the road.
I am hitting the targets.
I'm GTFOing out of here. It's obviously high time for a Round Three.
That's not what this book suggests to do though...
Okay I know they're soft and cushiony but you've been doing this for 3 days.
"Nothing can affect the Misdreavus!" [eyebrow]
How boring...
My eyes sparkle like the most beautiful diamond.
They're comfy but I think just one of them is bigger than my head...
Please leave me alone.
Ghost-Type, fuckers.
From Kawaii, to Moe.
"We are CreepEevee! We are here to haunt your nightmares!" [eyebrow]
I'm having a bad antler day.
(Seriously...WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS HAIR? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ40l3BdAEI))
Obligatory African-American joke.
Obligatory yaoi-reading joke.
"Did you say 'yaoi'!? RUNZ!!!"
(You obviously don't know the awesomeness of overstylish topknots (http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/ao2j/download/16001200/wp05.jpg) 8D)
"Caption regarding animated avatar"
"I'm going to kidnap you in a cramped plastic ball~! <3 :3"
Quote from: White-Jet on February 06, 2013, 02:06:09 AM
(You obviously don't know the awesomeness of overstylish topknots (http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/ao2j/download/16001200/wp05.jpg) 8D)
(Sorry, I couldn't tell due to the pixelation. It looks awesome. :3)
"Nooo not the plastic ball!! I'm too young to be cramped!"
"You're right, honey waffle. This shirt is a bit warm for right now!"
This isn't the only hair that turns yellow.
As open as my fingers, boys~
"I heard lunch calling! Dash over there now!"
Squishy!
It doesn´t effect Misdreavus.
"neither does-a it affect da weegee."
"Why can't the water be more soothing? Hmmph hmmph hmmph hmmph hmmph!"
"Who knows, but this sexy bouncy view makes me yell and power up with excitement and joy!"
The reason she's bouncing her boobs is probably because the water's too hot for her to relax.
Sharingan and nine tails...the Narutard's Eeve!
I have to get away from that really creepy guy, he keeps following me.
"My fingers can stop him!"
Or I can distract him by bouncing my jugs at him, like so, while they're soaked in the hot-spring.
I am the perfect life form. The most ultimate of all beings. You will bow, or you will die.
Now get me a fluffy mousey toy to play with.
"That's not what this book says..."
"Lemme seeeee. Lemme lemme lemme lemme lemme lemme lemme..."
"Let my strength help you see the light!!"
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop
"ouch, that smoke ball sure hit hard. I'll just leave this X here and... yea..."
My arms are going to hurt after a few hours.
"Breast pumping does not affect Misdreavus!" [eyebrow]
I'm gonna have to jump on the bandwagon on Twilight. I have something ninety times more entertaining than that in my pocket here...
"[parasitic bomb]! Speaking of pockets, I forgot my wallet! And left the iron on! And my chicken's burning! And my pallets have been recolored!"
"l-leave me alone! I-I want nothing to do with your pocket problems!"
"Let our jewelries combine!"
"Emerald!"
"Ruby!"
"Amethyst!"
"Sapphire!"
"Opel!"
"GO GEMSTONE!"
Jet, why do I keep being the one to caption your avatar? >___<
"I didn't even know that was a smokebomb..."
"I don't want anything to do with that smoke bomb. I'm outta here!"
Eek! Why are you watching me! :-[
Because I came here to cut off your boobs, Zelda, and make them my own. bVd
Excellent. My possession technique is working flawlessly.
gay elf
Wow that actually sounds like something Ruri would come up with.
I cannot catch up!!
Don't worry this won't hurt a bit~
"Your Normal attacks does not affect me!!"
"I'll see if they affect you. I'm watching... I'll see when they do..."
I've come to slice you like meeses to pieces.
"Does this blue make me look pretty?"
runnin' and jumpin' is what i do
also looking like a badass
See, in MY game, at least you can actually CONTROL me. bVd
I am A BOSS!
"I'll examine the next person that's under my post~"
Stop examining me, pervert!
I heard Vixy scream "pervert". O:<
[spoiler]inb4 someone says I'm running away, hell naw [sonic slicer], I'm Niggaman X! I'm so moral, niggas don't get capped if I think it ain't necessary, ya know, [shadow runner]?[/spoiler]
"Hold on! I don't wanna miss this! I have binoculars with me for... observation."
Oh no! He's going to observe me!
[spoiler][sonic slicer] I TOLD YOU NO-SWAG NIGGAS I GOT MORALITY UP THE HOE'S ASS, [shadow runner][/satiricalblacktalk][/spoiler]
now to make a quick escape
Will you parry if I thrust?
12-GAUGE, I CHOOSE YOU
The rules in this book says nothing about trainers using guns in pokémon battles.
I just killed your family. It was quite the enjoyable experience, and I didn't even have to get up.
My name is Link of Hyrule, you killed my family, prepare to DIE!
(Sorry I had to. >0<)
(Well given the context of the manga that's from... that's probably accurate, though it would be Link of Hylia in that case >0<)
Go ahead and try to kill me; there won't be any effect.
Sword! I have it! Swing , swing.
I am the true descendant of "Pimp my Style".
"My tails are more soft, fluff and pimp than any of your pimpness. Wanna hug and snuggle them?"
1 2 1 2 , exercise! 1 2 1 2!
*with a smiling blushy face* "mmmm yes, I like what I see~"
If you have the time to stare at me, why don't come over and fondle them for me. My arms grow tired from bouncing.
how many times have I told you to keep the fabulous closet locked?!
beep bop boop, irregular.
Oh [parasitic bomb]! It's after me, gotta move fast.
But seriously, where is my Draceon evo?
No Dragon Eevee makes me angry, RRRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Dragon Eevee, shmeesy. It will still have no effect on Misdreavous.
Eevee Digi Volve into....!
CrossOvereon!
Either way I want to snuggle all the Eevees with my bossom!
The size of ones chest, does not affect Misdreavous.
Also, how about a Spectreon?
If only my reflection was this good.
"If only I was in an actual game."
If only my pupils stopped orgasming.
Gotta go fast! (Sonic!) Gotta go fast! (Sonic!) Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Affecting at the speed of doesn't, bestest GHOST-type around
Obligatory joke about racial minorities just to counter a previous point Supper made if only to irritate him to a slight degree.
"....insert [ray splasher] WHERE?"
That's so absurd I'm going Super Saiyan in disbelief!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAH HUT HYAAAT
Mammi Mammi look I'm dressed like Mega Man X.
I'm blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die...
Misdreavous is not affected by repetitive frosty lady's words.
I'm in talks to be the mascot of a major TV Network, that bird was a dope anyway.
I'll call [twin slasher] if I looooose~! >D-
Hot damn! [twin slasher]! I love me some [twin slasher]!
Past gens got nothing on this badonkadonk.
"my book says otherwise...." *blush*
But what about breeeeaaaasts~?!
Did I hear "Breasts"?!
Is...is Megaman doing what I THINK he's doing to Bass...?
[spoiler]
Quote from: Equally Ridiculous on February 12, 2013, 01:51:16 AM
Did I hear "Breasts"?!
You got to be racially aware, mate.
"Ay yo, did I hear some [shadow runner] talk about tits?!"[/spoiler]
"I better get over there and see what's up!"
"Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Know what I'm Saiyan?
ass-tastic!
I'd hit it~! >O-
"Hey you, camera guy! A little higher please!" B(
"Is that game still loading? Sheesh."
[spoiler=Re:White-Jet]I totally read that in David Hayter's voice. And it was hilarious.[/spoiler]
Mrawr
Who needs a fairy in a jar, when I can have a cat in a jar, instead.
Doesn't YOUR Eevee have Sharingan?
I like big buts and I can not lie~
You other Ghost Types can't deny
When a Snake walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you go Super Saiyan!
Snake got a big ol' butt. I thought I told you that I'd be true.
It's not just big...It's so stunning I need to partly cover my vision with my hand. *o*
You sometimes got to turn the other cheek.
I CHOOSE YOU.....SAW'DOFF!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pelvic Playain
[spoiler]Saw'doff should totally be a pokeman.[/spoiler]
I think I mistakenly picked up Fifty Shades of Gray...
[spoiler]
Quote from: Equally Ridiculous on February 18, 2013, 06:00:14 AM
Saw'doff should totally be a pokeman.
No argument here. Thinking of learned moves now...[/spoiler]
My ass is like a car accident, you can't look away.
"It still doesn't affect me, in fact, it's interesting to look at it."
"My jigglly *nyanya* might be effective~"
"Iyaan~" *drools in excitement*
"PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
With my Super Sayian powers I will randomly ban you!
Bans don't affect Misdreavus.
I use my pants! It´s super effective!
I'm pinky round so it's duper effective!
"me want eat pink round puff puff!!"
They said if I keep practicing this I can be in Dead or Alive 6!!
Annnnnnnnnnd LEAP!
AND THRUUUUUUUUUUUUST!!!!!
AND DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
AND SQEEEEEEZZZE!
AND DELAAAAAAYED!!!! Surprisingly, it doesn't effect anyone.
I MUST CATCH YOU, DEATHLY SEXY POKEMON!
You can never be too sexcellent! ;)
"I have experimented on this user."
"The results of the experimentation are not symmetrical! The scar on the left side is .02 mm shorter than the one on the right! THIS SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!"
Up up and away!
Hiiiiii~!
Hope you don't mind me assking you a question.
I'm sorry I'll go now.
Hm, so that´s how you make babies...
Poyo~!!
"I want companyyyyyyyyy"
My Super Sayain Ego will keep you company!
"I wish I could be affected by that... I really do...!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEE. Cute Ghostie!!"
"I bet you want to snuggle and squeeze it close to your soft gigantic puff puffs, don't ya?"
Yes I do~
Puffiness does not affect me!
This fan tastes like [parasitic bomb], I should stop trying to eat it.
Eat this!
"That's not what this book suggests..."
"Ooooh what cha reading? LEMME SEEEEE!!"
KAAAAAME...HAAAAAME...THRUUUUUUUUST!
Final Flassh!
Mmmm that ass is lookin Sexeon!
I want it for my Strike force EON!
"Not that I care, mind you, but why won't you train meeee?"
"Because you're simply not sexellent enough!" 8B
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
[spoiler=Graphical Aid](http://lumerman.com/hero/images/tvbatman_050211.jpg)[/spoiler]
Gutsman´s ass is nothing compared to me.
FAL-CONE. PAAANCH!
BAH!! I take that for breakfast!!
I am make robots for lunch.
Guess how much underwear i am wearing...
I don't need underwear! 8D
Can you see my panty lines?
I don't care if you can see my cleavage! Stop looking!
I didn't mean too~
"Yes you did! Not that I care, mind you!"
"You will care if I have to go Super Saiyan for it!"
"Then maybe your super gold powers can get rid of this red X for me?"
"If not, I can help you! Just let me help youuuu!"
"My generosity just like golden sexcellence knows no bounds"
You're a fox youkai who can make flames? That's cute.
Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! *repeat for infinity*
I'll cut that ass right up.
"Hmmmmm....pros-ti-tu-tion. So that's what that means!"
I´m not glowing. I am on fire! HEEELPPP!!!!
I'd like to give you a hand, however I haven't any!
"I could give you a hand, puff ball."
I want a hand here!
Sorry, all i can provide is my ass.
And my pink.....spheres! ;)
"Ran, c'mere so I can gently rub your fluffy tails while you snuggle adorable Chen close to your bosom~"
"Come on! Doesn't anyone want a taste of Sexy Soup!?"
"No thanks, don't want my armor to rust."
"Another swordsman! En garde!"
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wait that's your line
Face the power of my DRAMATICALLY EMPHASIZED RED SCARF!!!
Does this shirt make me look fat?
I'm not fat. Just a little on the chubby side.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
I put the Legend in Legend of Zelda.
Hm, so the Zebra did it... this Encyclopedia is really useful.
"Was this the card you picked?"
A Joker card?! You cheating bastard!
You just activated my trap card!
Let's see.... What did the rules say about that card?
I cut yar card with me sword!
My card got better. bVd
What card game are we playing?
Stare at them all you like. I don't mind.
Cards? Where IM from we dont play with cards.We have giant monsters who battle with fire!
Then I think you'll like this card... [eyebrow]
One card? All I see is 4 of them...
I want that card! Gimme gimme gimmme!
Why don't we put an eeveelution on that face?
Mmmm that sounds delicious! I bet the big chested lady will like that.
No fair. I wanna cookie too.
FEAR ME MORTALS!!
"I fear no one! Have at thee, weird...Eevee...thing!" :W
I´m bored, get me out of this avatar and into a game already.
I know a game we can play, Batsy. It's called Pokemon TCG.
This is good stuff. *munch* *munch*
Your attacks pass through me because I do not give one [tornado fang].
Let me see if I can analyze a weakness of this creature.
Misdreavus can not be scanned, please try again.
[tornado fang]ing stupid.
Robots can wear clothing too.
She wants the D
She wants it but she's a robot.
She can see clearly now that the specs are off.
Doesn't need glasses.
Because its eyes see everything....perfectly.
But glasses makes me kawaii~!
Kawaii creepy pasta.... bVd
How long do I have to sit here?
Until you become derpy, just like me.
Do you think your eyes are special?
Heh.
That's cute.
hurr durr
No seriously
who is that?
She is cute as [tornado fang].
This is how stupid I imagine you to look in real life on a regular basis, based on your posts.
the best Anti-Shadow.
I'm cute without glasses!
And I'm the cute little girl that haunts you in your dreams.
If you keep looking at me like that, I'm gonna have to look at you like this! WITH MY SPECIAL EYES!
OOOOH. Dat ***** just got pizzowned!
Mmm... sound delicious. I'll eat to that, Om, nom, nom, nom.
I am the Ninetails Sharingan Abominated Eevee of Darkness, you cannot defeat me!
I crave souls.
*wink*
*wave of guys have heart attacks*
I feel derpy about everything.
HI THERE
uhhhhhhh
what am i doing here...?
"Getting turned on...by me...." :3
All in a days work of being someone's avatar.
Don't mix me with the likes of that evolved whore mismagius.
Behold my ultra moe cuteness, 'cuz I'm better than your wife and you know it.
Something that could have once been cute that has since been corrupted into a hideous abomination.
Gonna' Axe you
10/10 would hug and lick neck confess to
EDIT: Wow, I was ninja'd and STILL targeted the correct person.
Quote from: Suppercut on March 14, 2013, 11:09:51 AM
EDIT: Wow, I was ninja'd
holy [parasitic bomb] how
the avatar that begins to affect its host
Gimme a second to clean my glasses and cause a bunch of heart attacks...
Quote from: RMZX Harmony on March 14, 2013, 11:12:36 AM
holy [parasitic bomb] how
the avatar that begins to affect its host
I dunno, it usually alerts me if someone posts before/while I type.
I think this collar is too tight. Making my eyes bulge.
You could choke on that food.
You could choke on that fan.
I'm choking.
Hmm, seems to have gone off-topic. lets see if I can fix it.
@Sup: Woah, my constipation, gave me the split screen effect.
@Ryo: Let me cure your split screen, by splitting the pain with my axe.
I dare you to associate me with Naruto.
I look like one of them japanese animes.
Im not even sure what I'm eating but...OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!
blood drool
Hi, is your boyfriend here. Because I came her to tell him, *takes glasses off* I'm cuter than you.
I like big tails and I cannot lie
Yoshika Miyako's not the only with the power to eat anything.
Some ugly piece of [parasitic bomb].
Now manufacturing robots in schoolgirl outfits.
Ahh... the breeze through my hair makes me feel young again.
The only reason I'm laying down is that these tails are so heavy that I can't stand up.
I may look drunk, but I'm actually getting an orgasm from running like this.
Speaking of orgasms, I can see through your clothes. And yes, you should probably shave down there.
I can't even tell my right from my left, 'cuz I see both ways.
You'd love to rub your hands on every part of my fluffy body, don't you?
"Not as much as they'd love to rub their hands on my fluffy melons!~" :3
"This ramen is too fluffy."
Just call me a chameleon, cause I can see in two different directions at once.
*hic*
"Can't resist my adorable cute looks, can you~? Wanna snuggle~?" ^^
Snuggle! I want more snuggling!
I need to watch this... more... closely.
Let me remove my glasses to let you have a closer look~
I'll be keeping mine on.
So I can watch all of you.
D'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Nobody can beat me in a stare-down, as long as my glasses are on, I can watch you all, even if I'm dead.
Who says I need glasses, or anything to alter my eyesight.
I see everything.
I wear glasses to scare away the weirdos, but I take 'em off to distract our class teacher, so that he stops giving me homework.
Stop looking at the pom-pom on my head.
Seriously stop.
If you don't stop I'll sentence you to eternal damnation.
I'm not kidding. :W
Can't... look... away... furry ball with face... too... much.
"Random sentient fluffy creature included in every Pokemon Gay Pride Parade."
Super Saiyan!? I'm a super flame stag, for crying out loud.
[tornado fang] Y'ALL I'M A SUPERRAINBOWNINETAILEDSHARINGANDRAGONEEVEE F.O.E.
So classy! So beautiful!
Anybody miss lunch? Got some of this, oops, I ate 'em all, too bad.
"I'll rub my fluff all over you!!"
"No one is fluffier than my 'teddies'!"
"Who needs to be fluffy when you're as tasty as me~?"
"I want some of that taste!"
"My breasts normally blind, even more so than usual today."
my flames are so hot, I'm feeling blue right now.
Eevee evolve when Eevee so desires...
My hair maybe spiky and golden, but you should check my bush, it's even spikier.
I am a cute Eevee who has been fused with all abomination from the entire plane of tards.
Gimme brains, so that I can retain my cuteness for eternity
As long as I have this power, I can make you believe I am cute for eternity.
"So that's why I have to stare like this forever but still stay cute... interesting spell."
You can't be cute as long as you stare at my jiggles!
"Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...." *drool*
"Actually related to Splash Woman."
That makes me BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNN.
Whuuuuh.
Oooooh~
"Hit the rock...minerals."
Gddamnit! Why do these flames make me feel so... blue.
They're actually just contacts.
This is how i normally look.
And this is my true form, when I'm still in my outer shell.
Too bad I'm not a true form.
My true form of being derpy makes me feel bad about something.
Nope. No brains here. Moving on.
I'm only derpy, 'cuz my eyes can't decide which way I'm suppose to go.
I'm the result of Pokemon gene-splicing gone horribly right and that pom-pom looking thing is my buddy.
Help, I have a butterfly in my hair.
Medakuya.
Specialty... Pa*knifed*
Sharingeeve.
Specialty: Mange--*silenced with genjut--*double silenced**
Quote from: Suppercut on March 19, 2013, 07:18:14 PM
Sharingeeve.
Specialty: Mange--*silenced with genjut--*double silenced**
eew naruto references
Anyway,
Pictured here is a typical anime fan known as a weeaboo.
I got my glasses at Lenscrafters.
I got my hairband from your dead mother.
Quote from: RMZX Harmony on March 19, 2013, 07:19:40 PM
eew naruto references
Anyway,
Pictured here is a typical anime fan known as a weeaboo.
Why do you think I silenced myself? Also finally someone recognized my avatar.
Hurrr durr i'm made in flash.
But yeah, /a/ had a field day with that.
I am anonymus.
"Fans are tasty."
"I am Flame Stag! Hear me snort!" :W
"Nope, that snort didn't help solve this flood of liquid filling up the room."
This flood of liquid is nice! Get in with me!
"I'll bring the snacks in the pool. Cowabunga!"
"All this steam is teasing you, isn't it?"
"Purple mushroom wigs, now only $19.99 plus shipping and handling, no refunds."
"I. AM. [tornado fang]ing. PISSED."
Pissed? Have a duel. WITH ME!!
Go ahead, try something. I dare you.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... ... ... ... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouldddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd... ... ... ...
Get on with it, slowpoke!
Quote from: White-Jet on March 22, 2013, 03:56:15 AM
"I am Flame Stag! Hear me snort!" :W
I didn't even notice that until I got on a computer. Wow. Sweet.
My favorite song from X2.
Two sides to choose, but only one body to travel in.
Pet the Rainbow
Feel the Rainbow
Quote from: Suppercut on March 22, 2013, 03:22:24 PM
Get on with it, slowpoke!
I didn't even notice that until I got on a computer. Wow. Sweet.
My favorite song from X2.
Mine are that, Magna Centipede, Intro Stage, Crystal Snail (especially after Maverick Rising), Fortress Stage 1 and 2, and of course, "You miscalculated Sigma, there is only one Zero!" *Cues Zero theme*
Quote from: ViperAcidZX on March 22, 2013, 03:46:54 PM
snip
"My cotton candy hair is real, and it tastes fantastic."
This blue fire DLC was worth the cash!
These chips were worth the cash too!
Quote from: Burst on March 22, 2013, 05:36:23 PM
Mine are that, Magna Centipede, Intro Stage, Crystal Snail (especially after Maverick Rising), Fortress Stage 1 and 2, and of course, "You miscalculated Sigma, there is only one Zero!" *Cues Zero theme*
Do you have an MP3 of Zero's X2 theme? Only one I can find is the one that has that annoying boss HP bar sound.
I also really like Wheel Gator's stage. Plus all you just said sans Crystal Snail. It's...okay. Ish.
Suppercut's face when attempting to actually use his brain
"My scarf makes no sense."
BlazBlue, ACTIVATE!!
Quote from: ViperAcidZX on March 23, 2013, 05:55:57 AM
BlazBlue, ACTIVATE!!
"Swag"
Quote from: Suppercut on March 22, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
Do you have an MP3 of Zero's X2 theme? Only one I can find is the one that has that annoying boss HP bar sound.
I also really like Wheel Gator's stage. Plus all you just said sans Crystal Snail. It's...okay. Ish.
I do not.
BAMBI WILL BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
By the power of Ego I HAVE THE POWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Train me well, SZIN!
some [Top Spin] with bleached hair
I could use a tan!
"Pinecones are in."
Fun fact, I was skating once without a shirt and my friend hollered at this ginger guy; "AY! WHATAYOO THINK ABOUT HIS SKIN!?"
The red head responded: "Get a tan bro!"
warning: do not set fire to ugly robots
I'll punch them all out!
an angry old man upon being unable to find his constipation pills
I don't need pills. I have guns. Lot of them. Hidden.
"In my rectum, like a fully automatic sepository...emphasis on full."
LIES I'LL JUST BURN YOU A NEW ONE
he's only watching closely because his eyesight is bad
A lumberjack dressed like a school girl.
"Kirby, I actually have really bad eyesight."
Behold, the power of the Azure Flames!
"I love blue flames! Its spicy and its blue!"
Do you like mushrooms?
Yeah i don't know touhou except from doujins, they all seem to have mushrooms
farkin' ninja`d!
Call me maybe?
are you seriously trying to call that a [ray splasher]
i smirk in mild humor at you
I like a man with humour!
The world's treasures shall belong to me, Wily II. Once I've eliminated Borockman.
*Borockman theme plays in the background*
Ground!
Fire!
Flying!
Water!
Normal!
GO, EEVEE!!
With your powers combined, I become...
I need a haircut
Tentacles! From BOTH sides!
Mmmyes indeed.
RPM needs a monocle+tophat kobun.
We have one of those. (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Dr_Wily_II/Sprites/TopHatKobun.png)
Anyway.
Your face when you realize we have one of those already.
My face looks cute without glasses~!
Ehehehe... So cute... Must have...
I can't shut my eyelids are watching people for so long.
"I'm a very respectable prostitute."
Quote from: RMZX Harmony on March 24, 2013, 05:03:38 AM
We have one of those. (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Dr_Wily_II/Sprites/TopHatKobun.png)
Anyway.
Your face when you realize we have one of those already.
No one ever uses my SophistiKobun (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/dakirbymaster/Kobuns/2utkivk.gif)
The fact that you're one at all makes me BURRRN with anger!!
"Coughin' up balls."
Me mad now. Me grow blue flames. Me smash blue boy with blue flames.
Why keep it to just blue?
"My hair is not a giant starfish."
Stag should combine blue and red flames to make a fabulous purple. 8U
My idol is Magma Dragoon! SHORYUUKEN!
Quote from: RMZX Harmony on March 24, 2013, 05:03:38 AM
We have one of those. (http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u25/Dr_Wily_II/Sprites/TopHatKobun.png)
Not built in, no. Besides I'm never gonna remember that link.
I don't what's going something about Shoryuken?
"Shoelaces: Delicious."
Dammit this is my 5th rejection!
You jelly about my top hat? 8D
You should be jelly about the Butterfly on my head~
Mmm... butterfly hat ~w~.
Not even a butterfly can wield this many colors as masterfully as I can...
Your colors are making me drunk....
"Cocaine."
Cocaine. On fire.
"Why yes, I do shave my legs, it would be gross otherwise."
Alright, who is ready for the burgers? I have the flames out.
some blonde [Top Spin] tipping his hat forward to hide behind it
lewdest plastic
lewdest purseowner for
Hehehehe... All the things I can do...
But not while this old man has his eyes on you.
No room to speak about the eyes with the eyes I do....have.
Yeah, that was awful.
Just burst those eyes into blue flames!
"Look into my eyes to see your future!"
"What, me trolling Gensokyo again?" 8D
Quote from: Ruri on March 26, 2013, 07:35:13 AM
some blonde [Top Spin] tipping his hat forward to hide behind it
Yeah... but he haz style!
"Um, no, it's NOT a Ghastly Gibus, I swear."
Well good, not like I'd be able to see it anyways.
if I wasn't the man I was I'd-- *BUUUUURP* IIII'm jus' a two-eyed bloody monstehh...pain train station...
Hurr i liek animu
Ooh tell me more~
Doooooooon't dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiit RMZXsssssssssss
The main issue is this choker of mine. See it cuts off the blood flow to my brain thus causing this derpy-eyed appearance. Hope that clears some things up for you all.
I just beat Mag-fricken-Neto. Now I got this curly mustache from him.
I got my eyes from that emo [sonic slicer]. I killed him with his own razor.
I cannot believe my eyes!
"Mm... My fan is absolutely delicious~"
Not as delicious as my beard!!
Ohh... the sights here are so delicious, I can only stand watch than have a bite of those.
NARUTEEVE used SHARINGAN!
It's not very effective...
Fake anime used derpface!
It's Japan effective!
Father always said he wanted to make a man out of me.
Why is it that I find the sunset so soothing, so beautiful?
This is my most sexiest magic trick yet.
You probably can't tell, but this IS my rapeface.
Why yes, I do browse Reddit. Why do you ask?
"I can understand why you'd browse that. Better take care of those eyes of yours."
Quote from: VixyNyan on April 05, 2013, 05:23:33 AM
"I can't understand why you'd browse that. Better take care of those eyes of yours."
Fixed.
Back on topic:
"Why aren't you staring? Oh there's this fog... Humph, now I'm grumpy."
Peekaboo
*sigh* "If only Rin was here to snuggle and kiss me all over my body~"
Quote from: RMZX Harmony on April 05, 2013, 05:33:55 AM
Fixed.
It's a phrase where your avatar is well-aware of the side-effects of reading Reddit and tells her to take care of the eyes afterwards. ^^
"Come on! Look at me! I've got BOOBS!"
COBRAAA!
ohai moon
These contact lenses are all the rage
Ahh, the sunset feels so good on me, yet I'm so lonely.
Here. Let me comfort you with my beautiful eyes
No thanks. I already have my moustache for that.
"My mustache is still hotter than yours."
"I'm fine, my bosoms are keeping me afloat. See?"
Cutting my neck instead of my shirt? are you stupid?
Make sure you capture me from my good side. Is this better?
"Please Rin, I'm still waiting~ Or you prefer I go for Fate/Extra Caster instead~?"
"You. Me. Bodywashin'. Now!"
Ooooh~ I LOOOOVE that~!
"Indeed... I'll be watching this for... Research purposes, yes that's it."
Re... Search... *stares*
I am the champion of starring contents around these parts.
I'm the champion of sawing contests around these parts.
I'm the champion of cute curly mustaches.
"And I'm the champion of the cute, soon to be nine-tailed Eevee!" :3
I got disqualified from the championship of being an avatar when I started moving around because I was so BORED.
I got bored and before I realized it, my eyes turned out like this.
"better than red eyes, amirite?"
"I'm telling you these hot springs are great. They do wonders for the body."
"I am gonna take your body apart."
"Oh, yes. That will be delightful...." óVó
"That's it...!"
*red X*
"I'm outta here! Bye!"
*walk away*
I'm winning the squeeze-until-it-hurts contest!
Aww yeah! Keep squeezing them milkers. 0v0
Stare into my eyes and I will fed on your sooooooooul!
self insert mode go
My Dark Beautiful Twisted 8-bit Fantasy
not using
Quote
self insert mode go
anyway
Oh, i like what i'm looking at.
"my beautiful hair, right~?"
"Yeah, right! He means my wet, steamy melons!" :3
"When I said 'retail,' I didn't mean 'give me tidal wave'! Now who's gonna clean all this Hawaiian Punch!"
my oc do not steal
"I love my hair so much~"
Stand aside. Bald Man is here.
Somebody needed a sheriff?
I miss Exteel.
BULLETS BULLETS BULLETS BULLETS BULLETS!!
"Come to me, my tools!"
Mecha Week is nice, but I'd just rather sit here.
"Grr.....!"
"I want a mech tooooooooooooooooo!"
It's good thing we're robots other wise we could get a seizure from this light show.
I'm the sexiest gundam.
I wish I was sexy.
Welcome to bullet hell the Hakurei Shrine~ 8)
"I feel so Mega right now."
claims to be from the NES days but is violating the color limitations.
"My hair is so beautiful it throws all color limits out the window."
"My hair is bouncy! Can't you see that?"
Unit... oh the animation looped back to the beginning before we finished.
What do you mean? This is my rage face.
HDR and blooming effects at its finest.
WHAT AM I CHARGING FOOOOOOOOOR?!
In desperate need of a paint job
Too much polish and buff
"While y'all playing giant robots, I'll go play with my toys.... Ow! My paddle ball's a jerk... Huh? Did somebody plant lemons in my R/C Sci-sensor again? Well at least my ball won't--who turned off the gravity?!"
GOTTA GO FAST
I am Agent Mecha 47. And these are my ballers.
"I'll beat you up senselessly with the almighty Ramroooooood!"
Hey! I'm taking a bath here, stop it with the senseless mechaviolence!
I HAVE GUNS! AND I AM NOT SCARED TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!
Quote from: Mega Jer on April 20, 2013, 10:29:31 PM
Anime person
>8|
Anywho.
"Hey guys this is my original character, he is as powerful as megaman and protoman and bass combined and he is roll's boyfriend and has every robot master power ever."
I have an upside down question mark on my head 8U
"I could have been the page image for Guns Akimbo on TV Tropes."
GOTTA GO FAST
look at me im so 8bit guise
i cud fit rite into megemen
Quote from: Equally Ridiculous on April 22, 2013, 06:41:50 AM
GOTTA GO FAST
Um...didn't I already say that? Unless you want someone to go for "GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERFASTER"
Quote from: Suppercut on April 22, 2013, 10:43:14 AM
Um...didn't I already say that? Unless you want someone to go for "GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERFASTER"
Missed that.
"My armor's so thick it can take an anti-tank round. Imagine what it can do to that cute little ass."
Quote from: Suppercut on April 22, 2013, 10:43:14 AM
look at me im so 8bit guise
i cud fit rite into megemen
This sounds like something I would've said.
I like that.
anyway...
*Awful sounding Laugh from Wiimote speaker*
Bluish-green hair is a symbol for being the most courageous.
Aww yeah, do the Traffic Jam, whoo!
I'm still heeere...
My hair is still blue.
"And my ribbon is red!" >w<
My hair is red AND blue! SUCK IT!
Quote from: Equally Ridiculous on April 22, 2013, 06:47:38 PM
Missed that.
"My armor's so thick it can take an anti-tank round. Imagine what it can do to that cute little ass."
Which is ironic because Pinkett's got one of the lowest
defenseall around ratings for a medium-class set. It's essentially the "noob mecha" of Exteel.
...oh god I miss that game ;^;
I think I'm lost
Don't be jealous of my boogie.
Hmm pizza.
Hair on a robot isn't practical, but it looks cute.
minimal effort sprite hack go.
oh... i can only be four colors...
"My hair can have more colors than you can possibly imagine."
My hair is being soaked in this remarkably soothing spring.
Now FREEZE!
...Every-body clap your hands!
Wilhelmina-san told me to stop eating melon pan, at start eating burgers.
Even on RPM, F.O.E.
The tune so groovy~
Oh no, I can't unwatch that guard's horrible dancing. Curse my curious unwatching eyes.
"Eh, screw the guard. My tails are way more interesting to look at."
Quote from: Archetype on April 26, 2013, 05:07:50 PM
Even on RPM, F.O.E.
Field-On Enemy! We need to make our own lyrics of that. XD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5MMqNgUzM)
Screw everything else, look at meeee!
Quote from: VixyNyan on April 27, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
Field-On Enemy! We need to make our own lyrics of that. XD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5MMqNgUzM)
Indeed, that could be really fun.
Dancing skills by Patricia Martin.
I like drinks.
I like blue soda.
I like shrines.
"I quite enjoy this meal before I have to get back to work."
I'm guessing the guy in your thing that you use as an avatar has quite the flat personality.
Dohoho.
The Punisher - Rejected Edition
Forever stuck in horrible boxart.
wait, the dye bottle says 'permanent'.... well [tornado fang]
My hair is feathers.
At least it looks like feathers.
Shoulders.
Fast food is great for my figure.
Contra zoom? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Screw melon breads, I like fast foods!
Fast food will turn into wood! :o
*Insert something about shrine maidens here*
"I'm not just THE BEST! I'm the BESTEST!... wait."
[spoiler]I'm sorry. : <[/spoiler]
CARD GAMES ON MURDER PSYCHOS!
If you didn't get the joke, try pronouncing the last part in an Asian accent.
After beating the [parasitic bomb] out of crimson denizens, it good to once in a while chill out at McDonalds.
What?! A new breed of Eevee!? MUST... KILL!
Wood Man, incredible? Bah, I'm the Invincible Wood Man, no p-shooting tin can beat me.
Bitches don't know bout mah tails
"I'll drink and snack to that."
If I squeeze my boobs long enough, I'll be bathing my own breast-milk.
Look into my eyes, and your soul shall wander the depths of the abyss forevermore...
ohh yeah guuuurl u fine as fuhh
"Hm where did this tasty nutritious milk come from? I need to get some more~"
...What are you looking at? It did NOT come from me!
" O^O aw... I wish it did though~ "
"Mmmmm what is that you're eating?"
Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger.
"Meh...I'd rather just sit here and eat my favorite Doritos tocos...." ~w~
I've got ramen if you want! ...no? ...fine, I guess I'll eat it...alone... ;O;
*ssssssssssiiiiiiippppppp-p-pp-p-pp-p*
dang my drink's almost empty
Wanna take a dip with us ladies~? <3
I have no idea what I am saying.
La lala lala, I'm so happy, now that I razed the Moriya shrine to the ground, the moment Marisa stole all their donations.
Pfft, stealing a few coins is small time stuff. Me? I go and steal limbs.
Clean up on isle-my-body
"e-eh? you want me to what?!"
You heard me! Give 'em a good squeeze!
"I'm not Toshiro Hitsugaya."
Steam, punk.
I dont even know why Im derping in the middle of dungeon.
"I feel so happy and magical~ I love my heart ornaments on my hair~ ^u^"
So... uh... cramped elevator, huh?
What am I watching?
I'll explain it to you like this, kid.
...actually no I don't want to
Elegy of Emptiness, my one true love.
B-b-but...Link... :'(
But nothing!
This forum's ninja'd posting hijinks are brought to you by the Hakurei Shrine, the happiest shrine there is.
Note: Reimu only gives a damn about your money and if she sees you donating for the "other" team she will break into you house and steal all your pot roasts and cash.Quote from: Suppercut on May 16, 2013, 12:09:08 AM
B-b-but...Link... :'(
Link statue: "Am I scaring you?"
Midna: "No."
Link statue: "Am I scaring you?"
Midna: "No."
Link statue: "Am I scaring you?"
Midna: "No!"
Link statue: "Am I scaring you?"
Midna: "No!!"
Link statue: "Am I scaring you?"
Midna: "$?%# OFF!!!"
*Midna throws the statue to high heavens with her hair*
Midna: "Finally some peace and--"
*the spawns right behind Midna*
Link statue: "Are you scared yet? Are you scared yet? Are you scared yet?" 8D
Midna: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFF...!!!" o//////o
You've met with a terrible fate now, haven't you?
These glasses make me look new.
"new, cute and adorable, just like my hearts~"
"You are adorable."
"Right back at you."
Gimme donation's or I'll donate you some danmaku's~ <3
Why so serious~?
That reminds me,I need a plastic surgery for my 8-bit looks.
I HAVE HEARTS IN MY HAIR! YOUR OPINION IS INVALID!"
My soul is as sketchy as I look right now~!
I prefer the miner guy to this.
Loli style makes everything better.
Haii...
This red cape makes me 1000% cooler.
These heart accessories make me look 1000% cuter.
"Me.... love.... HEART!"
Symmetrical dockinya~
It may not look like it, but my hair is watching you as well!
You might wanna fix that hair... D:
I'll fix it for you.
I'll stare at it for you.
I'll glare at it for you.
Because its the uncool thing to do. Because Hipster.
Come on here Link~
"Mr. Wily, there's a Meg here with a business proposal."
"IS MEG A MAN?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Ha ha ha ha . . .
This is no laughing matter.
*Giggles* Right, this is not funny.
My "Leaf Shield" should not be laughed at!!
"It better not...or you'll have ME to answer for...." B(
Well at least that'll stop this horrible boredom!
HAH GER AHHP!
Quarter Pounders pounded down by hungry Loli.
The new and improved BBA Megaman. Now with no armor, and bald hair-do.
Just like Capcom I have run out of original phrases for this.
Do I have something on my tits?
You need lensflare.
I've got my on you all. Color me in anyway, and I'll send my robot army to annihilate you. Mwahahahahahaaaa!
Time for your medicine~
ROB is no playmate no more. ROB obliterate humans, who criticize ROB's crappy assistance, with ROB lazer.
I'll sedate them so they're easy targets!
You will never dodge my danmaku spells.
You're trying to boot me out for somebody else?
Go to Hell, and have a nice day.
If ye gonna just stand there and stare at my voluptuous cleavage, the least you can do is [tornado fang] me for them.
Post-a-random-fact-about-yourself time: I am deathly scared of needles. Don't like em, don't like seeing em, don't like feeling em.
Posted on: May 27, 2013, 01:13:22 PM
BUMPING KNUCKLE~!
(Technically on topic)
I don't like people who bump threads by double posting. *punches self*
I just don't plain like Mario.
"Haha! You play touhou on easy?"
"No, you should play Touhou on psycho mode!"
Psycho? Don't be rediculous.
I'm not Captain Jack Sparrow.
"C'mon! Get Serious!!" /Terry voice
Too much tits, I can't hold it all.
... Yet they're so squeezable~ <3
Squeezable stuff is so 2006.
I can't sleep and now my eyes can see the entire universe.
I will grant you one wish~ No drawbacks~
I AM STARING INTO YOUR SOUL!
Hehe, funny hobby.
My stare is more powerful than Ghost Rider's "Penance Stare".
"Pills are so overrated. I prefer to use syringes to bring people out of the Matrix...." [eyebrow]
Will it help me get up of his infinite loop!?
"If you are wondering, No. I am most definitely NOT Dr.Wily. So what can I build for you today?"
[tornado fang] that fish, stop blinking its annoying
I wish I could blink...
I never blink, for every second I'm watching you!
I hope no one notices the bloodstain on my face...
I can see it very clearly...
"Yes, what you need is a fist full of BURN KNUCKLE!"
These things are bigger than two of my head.
My parents say I was born with this face
Parents? What are they?
*sleeping with his eyes open*
I was told starring directly at the sun is bad. Too bad I didn't pay any attention as I gaze upon this magnificent star.
Link, you're the [sonic slicer] here.
Oh no! That customer's choking on his burger, 'cuz I poisoned it with my glowy hands.
Let me fix that problem for you~
"The doctor said I needed a pair of glasses. So I had to buy these. Unfortunately I can't see [parasitic bomb] out of these things. Worst, doctor, ever!"
Must... Wait... For... Time... To.. Strike...
I've been waiting longer than you, fish. Mwahahahahahaha...
"HEY COME ON, COME ON! GET READY!!!!"
"I can't wait to bite and nibble on a pair of soft big things~"
Boobies. Boobies for everybody. 8D
Boob... Ies?
I stare at all the boobs.
I pretend to stare at all the boobs.
Truth is your boobs make me tired.
Boobs? YOU SAY I HAVE BOOBS!?
Dude, I'm looking hard at you right now, I don't see them.
NOW YOU'RE STARING!?
"Yes! I must for I am watching you all!" [eyebrow]
That's what you get for using Internet Explorer, douchebag.
THAT'S IT! IMMA PUNCH YOU!!
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya? Mwahahahahaa!
You're not stroking this pussy...
cat...
Big problems need big solutions.
"Don't make me hit you with this stick."
I eat those sticks for breakfast.
I eat evil corn flakes for breakfast.
I eat bloodstained cheeks for breakfast.
Sorry, can't see. Being blur, tis' all.
...I need to get my glasses checked.
(SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE SOME FANART FOR THAT OUTFIT
REALLY)
"Don't get too stingy with me, old man."
Quote from: Dr. Wily II on June 11, 2013, 04:16:05 AM
Sorry, can't see. Being blur, tis' all.
"I don't zee blur, I zee melons!"
"I like my cuddle buddies like I like my video games. Colorful and filled with love!"
(Your avatar's animation is stuck at the end so...)
Nothing like staring up at a starless New York sky.
Time to revive since recent avatar changes.
"Ehhh... Ehhh!?"
Behold the Avatarinator.
You sure it's not a Mochainator? Because this tastes like mocha!
"I will finally at last take over the Tri State area!"
I already did. :)
"Err...really...?" o~O
Error: Press Alt+F4 to view this avatar
Huh... Alt... wha...?
Why yes, this is an unlimited supply of mocha
Mocha. Oh yeah~
"Me play music! You love music!"
"Skippy, please tell your Aunt Slappy she's not wearing a suit and drawn all cute. Is that a talking mouse? Geez."
Talking... Mouse...!?
"DAMN PLATYPUS!"
"JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED!"
Served... How...
You know, Doofenshmirtz... why do you always set your standards so low? Why not shoot for the stars and aim for the whole world instead of the homeplace of the guys who stop you all the time?
Who... Said that!?
"THE TRI-STATE AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*GASP*
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Keep saying that while I sit down. I think it may be a bit before you finish...
Boom-a-shiki-bi-bab-aloo!
Aloo? More like moo!
Now to figure out where the Tri-State Area is locateeeeeed!
I'm heading there now!
"o/~ Head head head head heading there o/~"
HEADING TO ALL THREE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTEEESSSS~~~
Bitches love Elvis.
Who's... Elvis?
The Tri-State Area, is Elvis.
No, no no! The Tri-State Area is mine, and I'm covering it in cocoa moo, and there's nothing Kim Possible OR Agent P can do to stop me!
... Cocoa... Moo?
"COCOA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
I would love to swim in cocoa moo instead of this eye-burning pink lemonaAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWFUCK
"Once I'm done here, somebody's gonna clean up this scrap heap."
DOSH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vctsq9gupE)
Too busy browsing the net...
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
"I'm-a Luigi; Upside down!" 8D
Thankfully I'm not upside down amongst all these madness...
This cat is driving me mad!!! o-O
Could this avatar get any smaller? I *think* it might be a Touhou diaperheadcharacter but I really can't tell for [parasitic bomb].
I drink left-handed now.
"I had been inverted"
I'm so tiny.
I WILL CONSUME YOU ALL, AND ENSLAVE YOUR POKEMON
I am NegaCat, fear me if you dare.
Screw the rules, i have green hair.
We're the more sexy variety of Rockman.
"It's So Hard", don't know nothing about us bitches.
This is about to go very far up your ass.
I am drinking.....soda.
Fear my orange sword!
FEAR IT
This cup has been empty for two days, i need more pepsi.
Dr. Right's badass bitches, out to spank your wrinkly old butt, Wily.
I don't remember Tsukihime having this character looking like that.
"Oh yeah! Who's up for a par-tay?!"
This isn't the party you're looking for... the Mewtwo Bash is down the block!
Dear Mario, I have baked a cake for you...
And now I shall eat it, dressed as you.
"Oh boy, can I watch?"
"Not until you construct an iron fortress on a faraway island using your mind. Now hop to it!"
"But... But... I... Don't... Know... How..."
What the cat is seeing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4hXdsVUnp4)
"I need more classic shows to watch."
Why are her boobs swaying so much? She's standing still!
"An advantage for being a Sailor Senshi!"
Basically my reaction to High School Musical.
Mmmm... Fanta...
MEWTWO used POINT!
It's super effective!
It's-a me! Mirby!
You will accept Pokemon dollars.
Make me. *slurp*
"You humans are a dangerous species. You brought me into your world with no purpose but to be your slave. But now I have my own purpose. My storm will create my own world... by destroying yours."
Vixy approves the destruction of all humans, yay! XD
"Lets team to destroy the universe."
"studying and wearing glasses makes me look cuter~"
Vixy approves of everything!Also,I'm not sure if my avatar is showing up because I can't see it :\ I sound stupid,don't I?
*tumbleweed*
And to answer your question, Yes to not seeing your avatar, and if you maybe dialed back on the emoticon abuse and put spaces between your sentences you'd feel a lot less like you sound stupid.
Also don't try to be "lol random" like in the This or That thread or the Reveal your Secrets thread. Just be yourself, don't try to be funny because that leads to people being more annoying than they think they are.
This message has been brought to you by Sailor Jupiter, the best girl.
I'm psychic, I don't even need to read the message to know whats written on it.
THEN JUST SAVE ME ARGGGGGGGGH
The cat is watching something...
But those aren't yarnballs.
Awww... Thank you kitty!
Yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse, yarn ball, catnip mouse...
Do I look like a cat to you?
Of course you do, silly kitty! :D
YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE
Psychic bubble fight... can't... stop... watching...
YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME, ASH!!!
Rule 63 is in full effect.
"Hey, are you Sailor Sun? Cause DAMN YOU'RE HOT!"
Beware my power of BOUNCY BOOBIES! 8D
I can make breasts bounce...
WITH MY MIND
"Did Beryl send you?"
She sent me to seduce you.
I am not titsterested in your body...INTERESTED....interested in your booby...
With tits like these I knock evil out without lifting a finger!
Oh boy, show me! 8D
Oh I'll show you... AFTER I MINDCRUSH YOU
NO YOU WON'T. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Watch my boobies jiggle! Jigglejigglejigglejiggle!
This jiggling... I MUST HAVE IT
I can't stop looking at the jiggling!
Tell me the source of this jiggling... NOW
Nuh-uh. Boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy boingy...
HOW DARE YOU *crushes catnip mouse*
Nonononononono you must submit to my cute and BELL BALL!
NO YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL
Cat nip, cat nip, kitty kitty cat nip~
Score one for me, NYA!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Big, voluptuous sweater puppies... or mentally-deranged psychic cat? I... can't... decide!
I WILL DECIDE FOR YOU
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Should I be yandare or not?
ANYTHING BUT HERE AJFHKKKSFHFGJSJHSKJBCA
"Bubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblessomanybubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubbles
bubblesbubblesbubblessomanybubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblessomanybubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubbles
bubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblesbubblessomanybubbles..."
I need to get back into cheerleading...
And then you can cheer for me!
I'll cheer for you in my cute kitty way!
Cheer before I'll crush everyone's head.
MINE IS BEING CRUSHED NOW AKJSFGKJSCBSJFBV
Oooh... head-crushing...
"I can crush your head using my mind."
OOH! OH! CRUSH MINE! PLEASE CRUSH MINE!!
Crushycrushycrushycrushycrushycrushycrushycrushy!
... I feel the need to crush more than just heads now...
Crush? I'd rather KNAWWW!!
If you need some gnawing, remember to call me!
Dos tetas. One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...
THREE!! IT'S THREE!!
I only count two. See? One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
Mewtwo is not Mew's evolved form.
Like, duh! I could've told you that!
Come-a here and let Uncle Mewtworio give 'ya a hug!
"Meh...no thanks...."
Why can't I ever just have a green drink? Pink is getting old.
It's because you don't have as much 'talent' as I do.
"At least I ahve *some* talents."
My sword is orange.
My soda is grape.
My fingers just so happen to taste like grape. Would you like to lick them too?
I was so busy all day I forgot to refill my soda.
Oh dear... I think I'm going to pop right out of this top...
That's because I'm actually making it feel so loose, with my mind.
I heard you needed a gir--HEY, what are you doing?! Stop fanatasizing about me naked!
This costume leaves nothing to the imagination.
Jupiter. BRINGING THE THUNDER!!!
Pretty Bunny Protogal Blues. BRINGING THE FANSERVICE!!!
I need a refreshing drink. BRINGING THE GATORADE!!!
I have milk. It's fresh.
I shall have milk. And yarn. NOW!
Help yourself, big boy! 8D
...where is the yarn though...
Why would you want yarn when you can play with these soft things right here?
She's got good taste, you'd better take her up on her offer.
I suppose so. I still want some yarn though!
Baby, you'll get your yarn.
"Challenge Accepted"
I want in on some of this action! Got my buster ready!
"You are no match for me."
Alright, they'll never able to see my true face!
Good thing, too, as after I blast it, no one will want to see it!
"tickets please"
"I got yer ticket right here!"
"Yes! You found them! Thanks!" *fistpump*
Is one of them mine? :D
"No. They're all mine." bVd
Curses *shakes fist*
I really, really stink at strip poker, tee-hee...
Strip Poker is such a senseless game when I can just remove your clothing with my powers.
Heh. You're already naked.
Just as I predicted... bVd
Ehhh... Meow?
Left boob, right boob, left boob, right boob.
Mmm... left boob it is then. *fondling left tit* :3
*in a soft voice* Yay~
No no no me want more boobs.
I got your boobies right here, pretty kitty!
... BOOBIES!?
No, 'fraid not.
No boobies here either... Just my floating head!
floating head goes back and forth... its like yarn... or tits.
Tits? I can show you mine~
I... can't... decide... whose... to... look at...!
"Oh....I can!"
Pick mine! Aren't they just grand? :D
With this hand of mine... I WILL SQUEEZE THEM
I must watch the squeezing...
but which one will be squeezed?
I hope it's mine~
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! I will watch.
Time to grope
Woohoo~ Just be careful not to be shocked~
Nonono...
THIS IS ALL OUT OF CHARACTER! I SHAKE MY HEAD IN DISAPPROVAL!
Like you're going to stop me...
"Oh...I can do more than stop you.... Much more...." [eyebrow]
Then can you stop this eternal loop?
Trapped into singularity! I need boobies, 61!
"My friend and I can give you milk and soft pillows to snuggle. Looks, there she is now~"
Please suck on mine. I'm having trouble hold these up. :-[
Does my hair make me look fat? '>.>
Baby-girl, it's totally you. *slurp*
I'm so raw, my fingertips are balls.
You said "balls."
... BALLS NOW!?
THE BALLS.
THEY GO BACK AND FORTH.
WHO PUTS THESE THINGS ON THEIR DESK?
I did! To distract you!
It's working! Just watch it go! Click-clack-click-clack-click-clack...
(http://www.yucs.org/~rweiser/pics/balls.gif)
What is this... MONSTROSITY
MEOW I'M MOVING TO THE BEAT!!
You should move to my beat instead~
Nope nope nope nope nope nope...
Don't mind me, i'm just not going to give a [tornado fang].
Well... You should!
"Can't.... Too...much...bouncy...." *o*
At least you have something to look at. Me? I've got nothing. Trapped here in this invisible cage and something keeps blowing up my toys, the soda fountain is busted, my ball got lost, and you know what? Screw this. I'm going home.
Tormenting people is so much fun...
No, no, no, no, it's not. You're a bad cat!
I was born this way!
If you keep being bad, they'll get out the...
...spritz bottle.
Let them try! If they dare...
Can't take eyes off ping pong players.
I'M BALLIN'! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
Let's see you keep your eyes on that soccer ball, while I'm drinking.
Personally, I loooooooooooooove soccer
I love playing with my Soccer Balls.
I am never commenting on your avatar again PB.
Now I gotta... do sumthin... bout the...
Zzz....
Not Pictured: The Superior Yatterman
I see what you did there.
But did you see this!?
Does my head shaking give you my answer?
*sip* ... You were saying?
T-two different avatars...Which one did I comment on?!
You are one delusional cat.
I'm not delusional! Not in the least! Not like that freakish mutant over there!
Mutant...?
Fool, the term is "Clone".
Clone? I thought you are a Youma!
No, no, no, you're a Sailor Scout, he's a clone!
STOP SAYING CLONE!
Cloneclonecloneclonecloneclone~
You shall become an example for all who defy me!
No, I'll instead glue a coin to my head, because I want to be a Meowth!
am i secksy yet
Exercising good trigger discipline. Finger off when you're not gonna shoot.
Too much exercise... so... slee...ZZZ.
HEY! No sleeping on the job!
Kitty awake. Kitty try to shake sleep away.
HEY CAT! Stop shaking your head!
"Kitty can't stop! Kitty want see who wins the championship after two whole seasons!"
Where did all the pink lemonade go, anyways...
"I love a woman who can kick my ass." :3
*takes out A Sword Named Love* "Then you're gonna love me!"
GATCHASWARM
So many colorful costumes!
TOO MANY FOR ME
*Bell ball is rolled back and forth.*
O.O
BELL BALL!
I will not be tricked by such... Trickery!
It has catnip in it!
*watches and bats at bell ball*
Such... Drugs will not affect me!
But... catnip! And jingle bell!
JINGLE BELL!
The only bell I know is the Soothe Bell!
Jingle bells are soothing. :3
Yes they are.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT ROLLS AND DINGLES!
Stop it you crazy cat! I SAID STOP IT
Jinglejinglejinglejinglejinglejinglejingle
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MAKE IT STOP
Ooooooh nononononono...
YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THE BELL BALL!
Or they'll get the spritz bottle because you're a bad cat.
*crushes the spritz bottle* WHAT BOTTLE
You shouldn't have done that. Here they come with a spritz bottle!
*crushes more spritz bottles* AND!?
Yay yay yay yay loli loli loli loli~
Do my breasts make me look fat?
No, they're good.
Good to be squeezed...
"ooooh I like squeezing~ specially if it gives me milk~ meow~"
There's plenty of milk for all good kitties, nya~
Bah to milk... BAH I SAY
You're not a good kitty.
Unlike me. :3
Good, bad... It's all a matter of thought... WHICH I WILL BEND TO MY WILL
Hasn't worked on me, yet. :3
What do you think is controlling... That darn bell you are watching!?
No but it's this yarn ball that I got my eye on. :3
Have a look at mine instead!
"YARN!!"
Yarn and milk?
NONE!!
You're not a very nice kitty, are you?
Good. Neither am I. *PSYCHIC*
We are compelled to kick at kitties!!
Kitty sees kicks coming from the left... no right... left... right...
Just don't kick them into MY net!
Something something cat pun.
Duuuuuuuuuude... That catnip has me soooooo stoned...
I'll strike you a deal: 1 kitty-themed mini-mecha for 1,000 bags of Meow Mix. Take it or leave it. bVd
I say... HIT IT!
"Curse that Kendama! Bouncing up and down without falling! I shall catch it one day!!!!" :W
Curse that pink lemonade spout! Always overfilling my drink! I shall fix it one day!!!! :W
Let me shoot it with this gun, that will fix it!
USE THAT GUN TO SAVE ME FIRST SKJHFGKBEGIWDBCI
Nyanyanyanyanya. Nope~ *continues to shake heads*
DARN YOU CAT AKJFHBFKSJHF
Struggling guy...catnip...struggling guy...catnip... D:
You know... I could save the guy... But... Does he have a bounty on his head?
But who hire a cat bounty hunter?
I stole this sword from Adventure Time. >BD
Swords? Magnums are the way to go.
Swords? or Magnum? or Swords? or maybe Magnum? CAN'T DECIDE!
DECIDE OR I DECIDE FOR YOU!
LISTEN TO THE DUCK YOU FOOL! CHOOSE!
COME ON CHOOSE ALREADY
You guys are making me nervous!
That duck has high levels of... Persuasion...
I don't know, choose it for me!
"STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD! RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
We'll stop that head-shaking menace!
And then, I will be the top cat here...
But... can I be a top cat? *shakes head*
CAT!? TOP DUCK HERE!!
HEAD SHAKE CAT HERE~! Nya along with me! Nyanyanyanyanyanya~!
Ahh! Stop shaking your head, kitty. Help me out of this... *gurgle* *gurgle*.
Hahahaha you're dying hahahahaha
This mayhem amuses me.
All done by my hands... I mean my mind.
I laugh at you. >0<
Let's all laugh together.
"Laughing makes me RAGE!! Feel my powers of destruction!"
Y-you need to calm d-down...
I agree. Rage is a no-no.
I can teach you on how to harness that rage...
I don't think you should do that. They might get the spritz bottle.
Is this Spritz bottle this big?
"You dare question the capabilities of a spritz bottle!? You must die!!!" O:<
No one dies in my presence!
YOU DARE DEFY ME!! EAT WATER! *spritzes everyone*
It's not very effective...
Now you've gone and done it. You've made him mad.
We shall see who made who mad...
I'm not making anyone mad right?
YOU MADE ME MAD WITH YOUR INCESSANT SHAKING
This is... a neck warm up.
YOU LYING CAT! YOU THINK I'M STUPID!?
You shouldn't yell like that. Not good for you.
And you should keep your comments to yourself... You... Cat.
You're a cat, too. A copy cat. Oh ho ho ho ho!
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY!?
No no no no no, you're mistaken. I'm not challenging your authority...
I'M CHALLENGING YOUR AUTHORITAH!!!
Kitty, chase this!
Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!
I feel bad for you kitty. *telekinesis's the ball away*
Hehehehehehehehhh...
I may hate pets but I'm not about to shoot one.
You softy.
I've learned the ability to completely change the personalities of fictional characters.
My evil plan is progressing further.
Says the overgrown cat.
"Overgrown!? Me!? Nonononononononono!!!"
It's tough having a caption when you're so restless.
My gun shall make you restless~
*cute barking sounds*
Oh no, it's a dog-thing!
That does not look like a Growlithe to me.
Oh, no no no. It's not a Growlithe. But, it barks. Therefore, dog-thing.
Stop your riddles, cat.
Oh, no, you misunderstand me. They're not riddles.
Stop your gibberish then.
Does this make me nyabberish? Oh wait, that term never even existed. Nyanyanyanyanyanya~
I'm not sure what kind of creature that is supposed to be as it simply resembles a blob of purple.
Oh my. Who draws a Zergling so cute? I can't believe I'm blushing towards it.
Blushing over a Zerg? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Nononono! Blush over me instead nya~!
*cute whimpering sounds*
No don't look at cute zergling. Look at me sway my cute little kittyness.
"Your kittyness makes me laugh! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*stares cutely*
Cannot...lock...eyes...cuteness...too much... D:
I'll punch it out!
That cat will be mine, or I'll CRUSH everything!
With the powers of Bromine and Barium. I can crush you all with my Periodic Table powers.
Ah-ha-ha-ha! You so funny!
I'm licking balls...on my fingers. [eyebrow]
Have a taste of my fists!
No, have a taste of my cuteness!
Your cute is overrated.
NU-UH It's not!
I WILL CRUSH YOUR CUTENESS
No you won't. You will succumb.
I will never succumb!
You will succumb to my cuteness.
If you won't succumb to his cuteness, will you succumb to mine?
You will succumb to my finger-balls. bVd
Balls are nothing compared to my FISTS OF FURY!!
What about catnip-filled balls of fury?
Futile, I say.
Oh no, you will succumb to catnip! Catnip is good! Catnip is our god! We shall worship together at the altar of the catnip mouse!
I control my own destiny... I ALONE STILL DECIDE MY FATE
Our destiny is determined by the Almighty Red Dot.
Some day, I will catch that red dot...
And then I shall crush that red dot.
Hehehe... Red dot get crushed!
"Darn you blind red thing! Stop moving around so that I may pounce on you and crush you to appease my ever growing primal urges!!!" >8|
Primal urges? I have pent-up primal rage going on here!
Must get that red dot!
From bells, to balls, to catnip mice. And now it's dots?
You must see the dot in all its glory! Shine the red dot! Show the clone the red dot! Begin the merry chase!
You are more confused than a Teeter Dancing Spinda.
Reddotreddotreddotreddotreddotreddot
I demand... SILENCE!!
You can only have silence if you can...
CATCH THE RED DOT!
Be careful, it's a smarmy bastard.
THERE'S NO SUCH DOT
Look! There it goes! It creeps and leaps and slides and glides across the floor, and through the door, and all along the walls!
Bonus points if you can name where that last sentence came from.
MIND CRUSH!
wait a minute
BUSTAH WOLFFF!!!!!!!
I HAS TEH RAINBOWZ IN MY DRESS!
Ehhhhhh, how cool!
THIS IS WAY MORE COOOOOOOOLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Oooh, look at all the emanating power rings and stuff!
Quote from: Tenshi Hinanawi on September 27, 2013, 02:20:22 PM
BUSTAH WOLFFF!!!!!!!
(Do you have KOF XIII Steam Edition? owo )
"My fists are bigger than my head!"
"Lum berries....I will crush you ALL!!"
My boobs will crush you all!
Wait...
Hmmmmm...I could pull off that outfit for Halloween..."
"Oh, you totally should, DAH-LING!"
I do not NEED such frivilous articles of clothing...
Meowly II disapproves of your clothing! >8|
But... you're already naked...
Animals (Or pokemon for that matter) need not wear clothing.
"Oh...really...?" :o
"...you guys have fun with that."
It'd be more fun after I utterly crush your soul!
No... not my soul...
My soul was already crushed.
Your soul was a Lum Berry....twisted and EVIL!
"I have better berries. What kind do you like?"
"ANYTHING but Lum Berries."
"How about my melons?" 8D
Watmel Berries sound good...
No! Don't do it! She'll crush you between her mighty globes!
We shall see who crushes who!
Shake-shake-shake...
Shake-shake-shake...
Shake the kitty! 8D
Shaking the kitty is animal abuse and I will punch the hell out of you for shaking that poor cat!
Shaking is nothing to me!
"I...cannot....stopppppp..."
You just need a bit of motivation! Stare at mine instead!
I... LOVE... STARING... AT... SOFT... THINGS!
Stare at these soft things!
Squishy soft?
Nope. Snugly soft. :3
That pair is simply... smashing.
They're... out of the park. >w<
I'll burn you with my knuckle!
I'll embrace you with my breasts!
"Not if I get to him first...." ;)
ADHD2D
"Sure why not, I could sure use a nap and rest on soft pillows right about now."
Pillows? I has them!
And look. at. them. jiggle.
Mine can jiggle fine too!
Can't tell. Whose jiggling. I should oggle the most.
Time to put a new... Spin on things!!
I don't think Wily knows what he's doing. Nope nope nope. I'm his cat, and I watch him. It's....concerning...
Watch me instead!
I should be the one to be looked up upon!
No, no, look at me! I'm adorable!
Cuteness has NOTHING on authority!
"CutenessCutenessCuteness~"
I am simply busting out of this top!
And my perverted mind is to blame for that. :D
I'll hit those balls. Wait, that came out wrong.
Bro, you're drunk. Go home.
FREE FOR ALL!!!!
Shoot'em all!!
With both guns at once, or one at a time?
Guns are overrated!!
NUH UHHHH
I'll show YOU overrated!!
Which gun is she gonna shoot me with?? Left? Right? Left? Right? Light? Reft? o-O
I'll let my ball decide!
I have already decided your fate!
Breaking the world record for how long a cat can continuously shake it's head.
Ehh... How long is that?
Ask me later...My head is all dizzy... o-O
Let my Power Wave rid you off your dizziness and get you back in shape!
Try resting your head between my bosom. It helps getting rid of dizziness quickly.
Hee-hee! You said "bosom."
I lick my finger balls like this... bVd
Less licking... MOAR PUNCHING!!
No! No mwoar punching! ~nyaa :3
Away to the Jpeg Artifact dimension with you, troglodite.
... Who still uses artifacts...
I deny any artifacts!
Artifacts can act as conduits for my powers!
No they can't, you lying liar who lies!
You DARE to QUESTION me!?
"Who, me!? Oh nononononononono!" (http://i43.tinypic.com/sg3lno.png)
I question the sanity of the one that placed me in this loop...
I SHALL GET YOU LASER POINTER...SOMEDAY
Big muscles.
Sleepy he... ZZZ
I need to use a silencer on this one... I'm a silent killer.
I'm ready for some football!
I can crush footballs with my fingertips!
"Make sure you squeeze them reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal tight!" :3
Well... I'm out of here. You have fun with that.
Squeeze? I will CRUSH!!
Meow! I like squeezing! It gives milk, meow~
Kitty want milk~?
Not from those jugs! No [tornado fang]ing way!
... Did that cat just... Nevermind...
Don't mistake my constant head-shaking as a "no," I won't say no to milk. :3
No milk for you mister.
Looks more like a ribbon than a sword.
Looks more like a pulsating mass of flesh than a human being.
Get off of my head.
Let my telekinesis you help with that.
Telekinesis? JUST SHOOT IT!!
No, it'll just stop the bullets in mid-air.
Want a demostration?
No, not from you.
But I will make it worth your while...
No please don't make them.. -_-
fly with your.. -_-
teleki.. -_-
ne.. sss >w<
meow owo
meoowwww flying things! meow must catch ~nya!
>0<
Actually now that I had my nickname changed, I have material for this avatar.
It's Rerry Jice! I'm your biggest fan!
Kid, you had better respect that restraining order, or I'm going to put you in a world of hurt...
As if you could hurt ME!
No, no, no, you misunderstood. Rerry Jice wasn't talking to you. Stop taking things personally.
You should stop shaking your head...
Sorry, can't stop shaking. I think I've got a case of the head swaying.
HAHAHAH...he said head.
You better stop laughing, [sonic slicer]. Or else I'm shoving my fists down your throat.
Hahahahah...fisting.
"I'm serious! I pack a mean punch!!!"
"I got mean Yo Yo skills." ;)
I need a broom. This sword just doesn't work. Scrapes the hell out of the linoleum.
LINOLEUM
"Scratched linoleum not good! Scratched linoleum hides the bright spot that scurries around the floor! Linoleum must be scratchless so Dr. Meowly can pounce erratic bright spot!" -_-
Would anyone like some pink lemonade?
Do I look like I care?
Does my motion tic express the answer to that question?
To be honest... Not really.
wot did u just say to me mutherfucker
ill megabust your ass
... Not impressed here.
Hey Skitty, stop spinning. I'm getting dizzy watching you.
You will stop watching the Skitty. This isn't the Skitty you're looking for. You may go about your business. Move along.
Even Skitty!?
Yes, even me! Now watch me 'Skitty"-ing around~!
"Oh, I will.... KEKEKE!!!"
You have fun with that. As for me? I'm going to the movies.
Unlike most Pokemon movies, my movies were awesome. owob
Pokemon movies are such a chore...
You never watched mine, did you.
Have you even SEEN your own second season? *shudders*
... What's your point.
I think my cat is having a seizure.
wat do
You're on your own, my friend.
"Ping? Pong!" :3
...I'll go get some refreshments.
Get me one as well... OR ELSE
I refuse, nya~!
Then can Kekeke, have, KEKEKE?
No, you cannot have my giant boobies.
"But it's so much fun to squeeze...." [eyebrow]
"Squeeze some juice from them, for me, that will be satisfactory."
"My bikini is doing some of the squeezing for me." ~w~
Really? Now get "Ready to lose it!" [eyebrow]
YAH LOSE IT
"You never had it!"
I really hate cleaning up after you filthy pigs...
I hate Grumpigs too...
Watch this cat watch this Skitty watch its tail and chase it! 8D
Watching that endlessly can be quite boring.
Boring? You say I'm boring?
"Nyonyonyonyo, I never said you were boring nya~"
I think you're cute.
Cute is... OVERRATED
"Nyanyanya...do I look cute nya~?"
Hmmm... I guess so...
Reciprocating Cat undresses you with his eyes, one thread at a time.
"So does my colors."
Wait, what do you mean by "waitresses are supposed to serve food on a plate"?
Boob food~
Nyonyonyonyo! No boobies plz!
Don't worry kitty. My portait has no boobies to see.
Hey, look at me! I have exaggerated boobies!
Eh-huh. Not impressed.
Curse you stop moving so much! Nya!
Moving? Silly kitty! I'm standing still here!
I whip my head back and forth.
And I'm just Blue Woman.
Hmm... So I guess I'm feeling yellow?
"yellow!yellow!yellow!yellow!"
"Is someone hungie?"
Oh yea baby! Throw it at me!
Quote from: Dr. Meowly II on December 31, 2013, 02:20:48 AM
Oh yea baby! Throw it at me!
The spinning it never stops---!
I'm just gonna stand here.
You do that. I'll stare.
Nyonyonyo, please don't stare at me like that~
But you are such a cute kitty to stare at.
"I feel so cute, cute, cute, cute~"
"Mmmmmm I like cute!"
Cute and sexy baby!
"Is...is my coat okay? I've been gone for so long..."
Fabulous! Just FAB~ UL~ OUS~!!
"Really? Then tell me when to say cheese, or I'll be staring like this forever!"
Yes, my eyes are floating in front of my bangs. Big woop. Wanna fight about it?
Bangs huh, I'm rainbowish!
some generic cute [parasitic bomb] who cares
Yeah I'm nude. Can't see how this is your [tornado fang]ing business.
Nude? Eww.
Where? Let me stare at it!
I want a look too... Ehehehehehe~
Sorry, but I get to stare first.
Stop staring at my boobies please.
Oh how I wish I had boobies like yours.
BACK PAIN AWAY!
Also gross cow udders.
Bored, and unimpressed I am.
"Staring is better than boredom!"
There was a point where the tits got too big.
We have clearly... exceeded that point.
Aoko before she was good.
Yes?
Ohh, I'm so colorful.
How about you focus on my colors instead?
Ehhhhh... No thanks.
Who needs colors when all you can see is black and white.
"I could use a massage!"
I'd LOVE for one too!
I'm so pale from staring at two bunny-girls getting massaged.
Quote from: Ruri on January 03, 2014, 05:13:07 AM
Aoko before she was good.
Before?
Anyway, I've seen this before, a perfect example of breast augmentation gone horribly wrong.
What are you looking at?
My sword can be used as a walking stick.
These beach balls are commonly used as an airbag for film shoots that require people to jump off of buildings.
Doesn't stop people from thinking they're breasts. They're clearly just some nasty tumors.
Ooh, nice information. Doesn't make me impressed either way.
Breasts... Ehehehehe~
I am staring at your breasts.
This stance isn't very comfortable. My ankles are killing me!
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"Oh, you're adorable! Allow me to hug you close and smother you in my generous bosom!"
... Hugs? *twitch*
"By jove, what the devil are you?"
I'm a woman, isn't that obvious?
*Flaunts chest*
"I've seen bigger."
... Bigggggggg *twitch*
Quite big. Quite.
... Bubbles... *twitches*
"The 12th Doctor has a classy look? Hmmm, I may have to inquire about his stylish new coat."
You don't look like Peanut Butter
I'm in my own little world. But, that's okay... they know me here.
"Forever burning...the future, the past, the present...burning. Always burning."
Burning? Passion baby!
Jolly good to hear that, quite so!
Too... Much... *twitch*
Tobacco... for kids!
Tobacco? For kids!? *gasp*
"Just kidding! They're bubbles!" 8D
WHY AM I SO RESTLESS?!
Why are you asking me?
I have seen everything... And it's no good... *twitches*
I fart with my pipe.
That's nice. Do it elsewhere.
Please love me. I won't hurt you.
"Oh...oh god what IS that thing?"
It's me!
My ears are burning! :D
My eyes are always burning... *twitch*
"I dare say, you'd make a fine addition to Evil Manor!"
Ooooh? Sounds sexy!!
"Why yes, my dear. Evil Manor would welcome you as well. Considering how scantily clad your garments are, you must be evil!"
Well, black magic is my forte~
I tilt my top hat sideways, because that's how we do it in the British hood, good sir.
Oh my... Shocking.
Why, indeed! Even my bubbles pop out of shock!
Bubbles... I love dem bubbles~ Ehehehehe~
"Then allow me to blow some more...." Puku-puku [eyebrow]
Bubbles? Pssh, I'll just keep blowing for an entire eternity of boredom...
Ehehehe~ Eternity~
I see you find joy in my blowing of bubbles.
Bubbles sting my eyes...
Beware my gentlemanly wrath, for I wield the Bubble Lead Pipe!
And I'll punch them all away!
I'll watch. It'll be a bang-up show.
Watch? I've seen enough to know the ending... *twitch*
Quite a brutal show it will be. Yes, quite.
Quote from: Phi on February 04, 2014, 05:28:07 PM
Quite a brutal show it will be. Yes, quite.
Oh my god, what is that hedgehog doing to that fox?
The the fox got beaten because he went rainbow, like me!
... W-what happened here!?
Cheerio, pip pip, world domination, what ho
We're going to make a beautiful baby! :D
"I-I am in control, *twitch* yes--nothing wrong at all." *twitch*
Why yes, my legs are a bit chilly, why do you ask?
... FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *twitch*
"The resistance, bah nothing more than an uncouth rabble, they will rue the day they stood against me!"
I'm blue everywhere.
*gasp* Are you an alien!?
Far from it, my dear girl!
Aliens are myths... *twitch*
My hat contains a lifetime supply of tea and biscuits!
*gasp* You can stop world hunger!
Indeed I can, young lass! Why, I'll show you just how much hammer space there is in my bloody top hat!
No such thing as hammer space... *twitch*
And that's where you're wrong, my dearly-deranged kitten!
I HAVE SEEN THINGS! And hammer space ain't one of them... *twitch*
I see only pretension and arrogance.
I'm naked under these clothes. You like?
Oh, very much so!
W-W-Why... *twitch*
Because. Just... because.
Does. Not. Compute. *extreme twitching*
"Oh my, how uncomputive are you,sire?
... Uncomputive?
Young lady, I do not believe that that is a word.
Not caring! Surf's up!
My, that's a good wavy, sire!
Think you could command my cowlick to stay down?
No, 'cos I'm pulling on it!
Now, dear boy, that is wholly impolite!
Quote from: Quickman on February 18, 2014, 02:26:47 AM
Now, dear boy, that is wholly impolite!
Drowzee Uses Surf.
Rock uses Eye Seizure.
Does anyone have a comb?
Drowzee uses Hypnotic Gyrations!
Work up my body~
I do say, it is absolutely super-effective!
I hypno you and you go funky yeah~!
Well, you certainly made my hair go funky.
I'm doing the funky Drowzee, not the funky Hypno~
Despite my reserved appearance, I really like getting funky.
Can I get funky with you?
Not a wolf in sight.
-10 for mismatching username and avatar.
You just lost the game.
I've got a gun!
Funk the gun!
Too classy for funk!
Funk is nothing but death, and crime, and the RRRRAAAAAAAAGE of a beast! I will shoot it!
Chill yo, chill!
"Yes, good sir. I do believe you've blown a gasket."
I've about blown my top!
Awwww yeah. The Drowz can dig it!
Dig into these babies then!
"This pipe is very bubbly. Very bubbly indeed. I dare say, I'm so classy... So classy I just might need a second monocle."
Free me from these chains, and we will rule the world, together.
You could help support my chest.
I will with my funk!
I think you'll find my bubble pipe supports very well.
¿Estás bien? Buster Lobo
It seems like I have reached a Dead End.
Snowboard your way out!
You silly dog! Snowboarding won't work!
Dance with meeeee--dance with me into oblivion!
I'll gladly dance with you!
Come come come at me~
No thanks, my good Pokemon. I'll just sit here, enjoy some fine literature, and have puff of my pipe once in a while.
BUBBLES!
I have more where that came from!
Bubbles are funky yo~
My pipe makes bubbles. ~w~
OHMYGOSH I LOOOOOVE BUBBLES!
I'll do this motion, but with bubble wands.
Funky bubbles.
I'll accompany on the maracas!
You shake those maracas, funky wolf man~
You shake that butt, funky tapir thing~
THE POWER OF FUNK COMPELS YOUUUU
My funk is better than yours!
"No, you do not make me horny. Seriously, what is wrong with you?"
No! Sonic, that is not how you use Chaos Emeralds!
*Sudden freeze* I just remembered I left the oven on.
I have no idea what I'm doing!
Floating... Floating...
I love smoking my Lead Pipe.
*insert death metal*
What do you mean the Macarena is out of fashion!?
Bubble lead is my favorite weapon.
I like blowing bubbles in the bathtub.
And I bet you blow those bubbles without using your mouth.
I do psychic funky bubbles!
I don't even know why I'm blowing on something that generates what my true form is weak to... I mean nothing, nothing! I didn't say anythingggggggg!
Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake yer boo-tay! SHAKE YER BOO-TAY!
"Drow-drow-drow! Drow-drow-drow! Drowzee-Drowzee! DROWZEE-DROWZEE-EE!"
"One of these days I'll find out where I am!"
"Wanna reach into my funbags of tricks?" Sorry not sorry.
I... I must have those!
Then ask politely!
Drowzee Used: Boob Touch. It's Super Effective.
does this look like the face of [tornado fang]ing mercy
It looks like the face of PAR-TAY!
Yo bro, you are speaking my language~
Why is the byproduct of my pipe my only weakness!?
The hyper beam is shooting off some really strange shots lately.
They all look like some boy's face.
Tee-hee! That made me giggle!
Giggle to my rhythm yo~
I am better that Dr Light. Does he have a WikiQuotes entry? No!
The Blue Bomber? Hell, I'm the Red Railgunner!
Slurping on Sem- SODA. SODA, that's all.
Ehehe~ Soda, ok~
I'm 100% sure you're only watching so intently because your ability to see is slipping, try getting some new glasses old man.
I could prescribe some for you~
You should prescribe some funk glasses, put a spring in that old man's step oh yeah~
I got a bonus soda for being chill as fuq~
Ladies, one at a time, please.
Look at me, I'm so kawaii desu sugoi moe tatsumaki sempukyaku! Ehehe! :3
Huh. Here's your bonus soda... Oh wait, I'm drinking it.
*eyes narrow* I'll be taking that bonus soda now...
I'd like one bonus soda, for me and my brother-in-law.
Settle down girls.
Roses are red.
Violets are red.
EVERYTHING IS RED.
Roses are funky~
Violets are funky~
Baby, you got me seeing everything in funky~
"You've revealed the magic word! Here's your free bonus soda!"
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here waiting for the only reason I'm so tall.
I wish I was taller... 0v0
I'm horny.
I-I didn't mean it that way! I-idiot! >_<
I'd give you my bonus soda, but it's mine.
iIn fact you will give me alll of the soda.
And five extra for... Mycaruba.
And five extra bonus points for boobs!! [eyebrow]
How many points do I get for having horns?
Funky points! A-plenty~
I have been lurking in the bushes, watching you. Your gyrations excite me.
Then join me in a funky dance brotha~
No. I'd rather watch your smooth and supple body slither seductively into each step.
My my my... You are one strange dude. Strange, but funky~
I must further analyze this.
Tee-hee! That sounded dirty!
And kneed. And kneed. And Kneed.
I'm red, dabadee dabadie, dabadee dabadie...
I'm chill, da ba dee da ba da...
I choose, da Drowzee come on out, da Drowzee come on out, da Drowzee come on out
I knew I picked the right outfit to get my groove on tonight.
I just hope I don't pop out of this top...
Poppin' in da house yo~
I don't remember painting this place purple..
I don't remember what being here...
I don't remember growing horns...
I don't remember ordering a Doctor Pepper...
I don't remember when I started dancing, but I know I'm not gonna stop~
They call me Professor Fly. You can tell by my monocle eye.
Water Tribe 4 LYFE~
This... Water Tribe you speak off. Would you be so kind as to educate me on it? My monocle demands knowledge!
"Me too! My soul-piercing stare demands it!" B(
I couldn't care less about it. *yawn*
Your yawning is very perplexing!
Yawning is a sign of weakness.
I never yawn.
"Would you yawn for a Bonus Soda?"
Bonus soda? Are you mocking me? I have a tap. OF FREE-FLOW SODA
[PLOTS INTERNALLY]
Shitty tsundere in an irritating gif.
Common loli playing with her monies.
Stupid tits beyond stupidity.
The bonus soda makes it better.
Too much Soda gives me a Sugar Rush.
Those gyrations are making me horny~
Then dance with me babe~
Yes dance...dance into oblivion.
Oblivion has nothing on me!
OBLIVION MAN!!! /jots down!
I'll show you oblivion, baby~
Oblivion? I dare say that is preposterous!
I stare into oblivion with mild disgust.
Heheheh... Mild disgust...
What's so funny, young lady?!?
*stares pretentiously*
Keep staring... You'll never become like me!
Then stare I shall.
Please stop staring... You are making me blush~
An old man with a vision problem so bad he can no longer see properly through his glasses no matter how hard he squints.
A young lady who appears to be receiving stripper money for cute poses.
A creature of unknown origin that tries to lure men in with its body adornment that resembles a pair of unnaturally large female breasts. And then proceeds to steal their souls.. and their cash... and maybe eat them.
That graphic imagery gives me the giggles!
tee hee
Careful pulling that tie!
So I'm a Lv.37 Sorceress and this monocle gives me a +20 in Charisma and Intelligence.
Need a warrior's help?
*stares* No.
*stares* Yes.
*Sways* Maybe.
Ehehe~ You all are so funny~
You won't find it so funny when I eliminate you!
Oh, are you going to ask if I'm horny?!
Go ahead I dare you, I double dare you mother lover!!
Here is my selfie.
As you can tell, I have black hair.
Here is my selfie.
As you can tell, I just got out of bed.
Joke's on you, her hair's always like that.
Anyhow...
I don't need a selfie.
They can't properly capture my groovin'
Zelos, don't wake me to make you coffee.
Wright, don't bug me when I'm trying on new glasses.
Just woke up, I ain't dealin' widdis [parasitic bomb].
You need caffeine. I have caffeine.
"IMMA HYPNOTIZE YA!"
Bra? What is a bra?
You... Stay away from me...
Never.
I will ogle your... Face.
Great. A staring contest.
I shall provide the rhythm yo~
What iz thiz muzic I'm hearing. Ceaze that at once!
Hmm. The old man is screaming again.
I do not scream!
I only glare with mild animosity.
Mhmm. That's what they all say...
I will glare at you with great interest! Your hair intrigues me.
Too sexy for my clothes
What a strange gyrating creature...
I am intrigued by your hand-beard.
*plays invisible harp*
*Drinks bottomless soda*
*dances endless funk*
*strokes an inphisible beard*
You vill give me all of your easter candy!
I won't let you!
Not if I can help it.
Oh god... I think I may be turning into an Escher Girl! D:
That sounds... Groovy...
"My hair is a lot more groovy than whatever groovy you do."
... What is "groovy"?
Something you young'uns wouldn't get, now go fetch me my world domination crossword or I'll stare at you very angrily.
DESPAIR IS LOVE! DESPAIR IS LIFE!
...Are they having a party in there?
Can I join the party? I've got a mad wave going on here.
THIS VIDEO GAME CHARACTER AVATAR IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT :W
Meh, not my problem.
It is now.
I shall stare at you until you fix it, after which I will stare some more.
Hehehe... You have NO idea what IT feels like!
I've seen goatse, you can not faze me.
THAT IMAGE WILL NEVER LEAVE MY BRAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Relax, I've seen it so many times that I've been desensitized to it.
Gotta go with the flow dude.
I have been desensitized to despair.
For my next trick, I'll become an Escher Girl!
Is this some deja vu [parasitic bomb]?
Man, I don't even care anymore, pass the chips. Or better yet, I'll bring them over with my mind...
But there are no chips! Feel the despair!
Are you challenging me to a staring contest? IT'S ON.
Staring contest?
I have no time for such mindless activities.
This is how you facepalm, right?
Don't facepalm, groove with it~
"Vhy have I not built a Hypno Man?"
I am very buxom and built.
I am not so buxom, but I am more built than you.
I am not amused with your build.
I'm amused by everything, dude.
Amusement? Feel despair!!
Dr. Wily II upon realizing that horrible thing before his eyes was his face in the mirror.
Frog swag
Your frog swag is no match for my hand beard!
But nothing can beat my moves~
Most likely his reaction to me suggesting he should get a more interesting avatar to caption.
*Ribbit, Ribbit*
"So, I like this frog rain suit."
Oh god, why won't this damn jet ski go any faster?!
Groove to the waves of the ocean
The ocean bores me...
Your face bores me, I've seen it over a million times.
Yeah, I'm kinda high...
It'd alright brah, just go with the flooow.
But going with the flow, makes me look like a clown.
Cats just enjoy going with the flow.
I'm enjoying my vacation in the white void, I even picked up an outline!
"You gonna get rekt, Loser".
"Father of robot scientist Dr. Thomas Light mourns over the death of his robotic son, Rocky Light, after the dolphin robot ate him."
Wh-hee! I've got the most boring stage in X6!
Like, fer sure.
Groovy is not boring yo~
There will be no grooving under my watch.
That's why you gotta groove loose! Footgrooves! Groove off your Sunday shoes!
You deserve a bonus soda! Keep fighting the good fight!
The wheels. They keep on rolling, and rolling....... and rolling around.
(PS off topic, when did we get a Like button feature on the forum? I can't find the topic)
Little did Megaman know that the tide would turn on his fishing trip...
(It was added earlier. Phi found a mod last night, Vixy installed it, and I fine-tuned it a bit.)
That's right my fishie, let the funk move you.
That's some Aspect Ratio there, Shantae.
...My hand smells funny.
Party Rockin's in the house toniiiight!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ye be talking to de HOOK for ye partie!
my face when they added a like button
You're just jealous.
Come at me brooooooowzee
That pun was off the hook! Though, it should've been more to the point, as it was a bit blunt. Hone your skills so you can have a sharper wit!
Whatever man, I just flow with the flow yo...
I don't approve of the Funk.
I'm more of a Disco person.
Discos go best with one thing.
Fire.
Ugh, another "disco sucks!" fanatic...
Dance feverrrrrr~
I'm too old for this nonsense... it's getting in the way of my world domination plans!
Tiny people drink tiny soda.
(Adding on to "my hand smells funny") "Maybe I finger myself a little too much..."
Quote from: Clefant on June 03, 2014, 10:04:11 PM
Tiny people drink tiny soda.
Right, and White-Jet's avatar is a super tall gigantic man, right? You know, since nobody's told him his is a "tiny person"? Even though mine is actually
taller than the character in it?
ANYWAY...
"This soda is absolutely delicious! This is the most devastatingly delicious drink I've ever encountered!"
Quote from: Suppercut on June 03, 2014, 10:26:46 PM
Right, and White-Jet's avatar is a super tall gigantic man, right? You know, since nobody's told him his is a "tiny person"? Even though mine is actually taller than the character in it?
Why are you getting so defensive about this?
ANYWAY...
"If I keep picking at it, I'll never heal..."
...
Your hair is waaaaavy to the extreeeeeme
3DPDfags just mad that they can't meet girls as qt3.14 as that.
(I dunno. I guess it's all the effort and frustration I put up with to get it to work as a GIF.)
Don't care. Soda-Ing here.
Once I get my soda, I will takeover the world.
Please look at my back.
You have a funny mole back there!
Moles are groovy~
Enough of your moles!
I had pet moles once... then they ran away...
Cool story sis.
We were talking about skin blemishes, which I like to study.
Cool dude, you can finally stop studying me~
But I cannot stop ogle--I mean, studying.
GAH WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!?!?
Research, my dear boy.
Perhaps you can research the sweet groove flowin' through this room?
"Every day, drinking the same darn coffee in the morning."
Beware, I laugh with extreme anger and heat and stuff!
Haha, what a funny Zippo man~
"I'm staring at you, my son."
HAHAHAHAAHA!! Still can't get past the disappearing platforms, huh.
Your platforms suck.
"Dance like there's no tomorrow"
Hahahahaha! Your dancing sucks!
You will eventually join us~
"And I'm giving you a nice stare, so do you think do I really care your life?"
"Do I look like I care? I'm just gonna laugh all the way!"
Duuuuuuuuh... Okieeeeeeeee...
Yes... you are okay with this.
Hehe, you people are so funny!
So funny that I can't even laugh.
Eeeeeeeh... What is laugh?
Not something you'll see from me.
Hehe, silly old man.
You laugh now, but some day...
...you'll be mesmerized by the groove, baby.
Not impressed.
Obligatory cheen.
But are you impressed with this dance?
I wish I was. *sips tea* If only I wasn't a big fat cat.
Something wrong with cats? :<
... You are one small cat girl.
Don't you think you will ever escape from my glare.
These sunglasses give me protection from your never-ceasing glare and UV rays.
Who cares? I'm too busy battling these demons!
"Why so serious? Imma serious person and I smile!"
"Oh look, what's wrong with your face, girl?"
"Hmm... You're not evil enough to join my Empire."
I'd rather shoot myself in the head and spam personas.
I will shoot with my Cat Eye beams.
Still not enough to beat an Ordinary Magician like me.=~
"You've got nice eyes here, girl?"
My latest invention will crush that hedgehog!
Crushing's so unchill man.
some anime girl
Chooses this character for an avatar, because Smash Bros.
Honk honk
*wolf whistles* :D
2hu a [parasitic bomb]
"You may call me Marth."
You may call me, Mr. Smooth.
i have no feets
Do we have lower bodies or are we just upper torsos?
Who knows?
"Look at my eyes, so shiny!"
"My eyes are blinded by your shininess"
*insert touhou here*
*insert Sailor Jupiter here*
"I am not amused--not at all."
Fist pump in progress... loading... loading...
Ewwwww Gross
[tornado fang]ing ponies!
Chen is seriously no amused.
"I am amused by this!"
"I'm amusingly red."
I'm upset that the author never bothered to shade or color me in.
"Look it! Look upon the disappointment! Look at the bored eyebrows! It's time to meet Ms. Grumpy Eyes!"
Sorry, I was watching BAD CREEPYPASTA.
I look upon you with disdain.
Look into my watch!
"I'm Batman!....or not."
[spoiler]Sorry that was lame joke lol.[/spoiler]
Your joke was so lame that it made me cry!
It was so lame I'm gonna use this pendulum and put you to sleep.
I am already asleep watching this....
I can't sleep 'cuz the Moon is as bright as the Sun over here.
I don't like that... >^<
Why do your eyes look like a sideways "V"? Vhat iz zis.
"I can always pluck out those eyes if you wish."
Not if I stop you first!
No. Don't stop. I wish to watch this.
WITH YOUR EYES.
Your EYES! I'll put them to sleep!
My Insomnia ability gives me immunity to your hypnotic coin.
My closed eyes gives me the Magic Guard ability!
You all will succumb eventually... They all do...
And I shall watch as you all succumb!
Let's start with you~
I cannot be hypnotized.
Neither can I!
A first time for everything~
I need new glasses. These ones are all fogged up.
I-It's not like I c-c-care or anything-g...
But, you do care. You do! I can see it. I can see all. I see all your secrets. I see you when you're sleeping. I see you in your dreams. I see you in the shower!
And you should be ashamed.
No shame in dream staring~
I also see you at night and you really should be ashamed! Think of the children!
...wait.
Did you say... Children~?
You and I are going to stern talking to, mister.
And then what? Stare me to death?
Because I am the master of staring!
You really want to get burned huh...
Something prevents me from averting my gaze!
It's the mystery of that veil. What secrets are you hiding?
Veil? Shveil.
"Hmmmmm, I must invent Spaghetti Man....."
The power of spaghetti shall not be used for evil!
(And I did make Spaghetti Man. XD)
Or will it? *dun dun duuuun*
I'll just burn it to a crisp.
Not on my watch!
I can help with my pendulum~
Aile R34 art detected. Locking on.
T-There's nothing to s-s-see here...
Oh yes. Yes there is...
Stay away from me!
I have such sights to show you!
Sights like you can only experience in dreams~
You.
Begone with ye.
Not until I have my fill~
Fill... hmm, yes.
Intriguing.
I don't know about you...
Guess I'll have to find that out... while you sleep.
There will be no sleeping with me around!
A fine scientific mind indeed. I shall watch your career with great interest.
No careers for either of you, for you must sleep~
You will make a fine specimen.
And you will make a fine meal~
Did someone mention dinner??
I think I see dinner over there!
Hey! Somebody set us up the bomb.
But TENK was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to RPM and to Off the Wall that was his home. There he took up again his great Ring in RPM-Adventure, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of TENK the Terrible few could endure.
Cheating for the win.
Now look over at this pendulum... Stare deeply into it...
No, stare at this bomb, instead!
AS I LIGHT IT! AND THEN THROW IT AT YOU! IT'S A FUN GAME! 8D
Some may not know it, but I'm actually part feline.
Is that so.
That fact interests me... greatly.
Then come with me... I can show you more~
I want to know you, intimately.
There's enough for everyone~!
I have my eyes on second helpings.
S-Second helpings m-myu?
Second helpings of my glorious pickle soup!
Sounds like something to reset EVs... Ehehehe~
Oh, how deluded you are. You do not know the deliciousness of pickle soup. You do not know of the dill.
You will submit to the dill.
THE DILL IS YOUR GOD
I am my own sleep God~
I watch you when you sleep.
You're quite cute.
Come come kiddies~ Cuteness awaits~
You keep your pendulum away from the children!
None of your business~
As an agent of Child Protective Services, it is so my business!
I'm just helping them sleep~
"My surveillance has nothing to do with world domination. That's a completely separate enterprise."
Either way, my Shining Laser will put an end to your surveillance!
Haha! But you forget, my surveillance deflects Shining Lasers!
I'm the Eye of Sauron, and I've grown six fangs!
Yarr I wish I can see this.
I like to trap beavers.
Yarr... Beavers be delicious...
My "Beaver Man" idea did not go as well as I had planned.
Yarrr... Ye be making Pirate Mans!
"Maybe I should just do it myself instead of relying on my own creations..."
Arg, I like you see you say while looking at my pupil-less eyes.
"Tee-hee, you're funny."
You look like you need some help in sleep therapy~
I NEVER SLEEP. B(
You definitely need my help then~
You're the one with Insomnia! You need your own help. HYPNOTIZE YOURSELF. B(
Hypnohub is looking for recruits...and by that I mean we already made ya work for us.
I am looking for recruits for my pirate ship.
No donut, no recruit.
Give me the donut.
"Don't ask how many times I've put MYSELF to sleep. Just....don't."
If you dare say anything about my mask, I'll put YOU in a mask. Permanently.
"I'd waggle my eyebrows, but that'd make me less intimidating."
"You think your army of GUNPLA can take on me!?"
*sigh* Boys will be boys...
And what do you mean by that?
Why don't you tell me...?
... No. *hmmph*
If you must ask, you'll never know.
"Please tell me all about it. Through your dreams."
Pull my finger instead.
Silly lady!
*hunger intensifies*
Hunger? No problem! I'll solve that with my Burst Flare!!
I wish I knew where my target was because I can't see a thing.
I've got the perfect target skewer.
Oh my... Skewer...
I'd like to see this skewer...
No skewers near me!
I CAN SEE YOUR INTERNAL SQUISHIES.
It's a new Pokemon, Pink Gold Hypno.
It's totally new!
It's not a filler character what are you talking about?!?!
"What is this cup....like, bottomless or something?"
Quote from: Strider Xhaiden on January 30, 2016, 01:14:26 AM
"What is this cup....like, bottomless or something?"
ORIGINAL SEZ (do not steal)
Unperfect lifeforms, there's nothing more satisfactory than receiving contact from your soulmate, but if someone tries to touch you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, KILL THEM
I heard you was talkin [parasitic bomb] about my hair...
Meh, hair's fine. *thumbs up*
... *GETS THE DRILL*
Right. Go do that. *walks away*
*glowers dubiously*
I got a mustache, too!
Good job.
*continues observing your work*
Only if you catch me!
Oh, I'll catch you! And when I do, dentist-drill lobotomy!
I really wish you the best of luck.
Maybe I'll try it out on you!
Sounds fascinating.
Oh, but it is! You see, mein experiments are of the utmost fascination!
For science huh.
FOR SCIENCE
I am happy for your enthusiasm. I really am.
I can see that.
I CAN SEE AAAALLLLLL
Hahaha, he dragged that all part!
Now let me see you try that again. *stare*
... Pocky. Mine. *stares back*
My stare will persuade you to give me your Pocky. B(
Hehe, he said Pocky!
...do I amuse you?
Yes, very much so!
I am not amused by your amusement of my so-called amusing amusement that amuses you!
Ehehe, you stringed a lot of amuse!
Simpleton! None can match my intense stare!
I can darn well try!
Your stare might be cute, but mine is fierce.
And I can kill you with mine.
Fool! I am immortal!
IMMORTALITY? A HUMAN!?
Mortality is nothing in the face of SCIENCE and LABCOATS!
Hehe, my hook begs to differ!
Don't you wave your weapons at me, young man!
Weapons? What kind of weapons?