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Title: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 13, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
I figured I'd post this before the Rare Penguin topic is locked due to off-topicness. And because this should be great.
Panguin?
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2578/11760707bc1625x1000.jpg)
Cabbit?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/dakirbymaster/Angry-Scotsman.jpg)
Weird dog-bird thing?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/dakirbymaster/LOO5.jpg)

Any weird hybrids that you want to see, that DO NOT and probably cannot exist in nature, request them here. And maybe one of our Photoshop wizards can make it for you. Or find it for you. Have fun!
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 13, 2010, 10:49:13 PM
Catguin. 8D
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7674/catinguin.jpg)
Squram?
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6186/freak2c.jpg)

Scariest thing known to man
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/877/catshark.jpg)

Rhinofish
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9900/photoshopanimal02.jpg)

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8024/con2j.jpg)

(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9428/hybridanimalshybridani0.jpg)

Im not even sure what this is.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1118/photoshopanimal01.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 13, 2010, 10:53:21 PM
That's a zebrafish zebra...
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on March 13, 2010, 11:17:17 PM
What it is, happens to be nightmare inducing.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Cpie on March 13, 2010, 11:26:21 PM
Ahahahaha! this thread is awesome! XD
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 13, 2010, 11:35:47 PM
And that's why I created it!
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Gotham Ranger on March 14, 2010, 06:21:44 AM
All I can think of is that Taco Bell rapping commercial with what's his face talking about the NBA Snack Box.

Yeah, that's what this thread made me think.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: borockman on March 14, 2010, 06:37:23 AM
Quote from: Flame on March 13, 2010, 10:49:13 PM
Im not even sure what this is.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1118/photoshopanimal01.jpg)

That's actually lionfish and zebra.

Here, I got one.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Platypus.jpg)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Dr. Wily II on March 14, 2010, 06:42:09 AM
Quote from: borockman on March 14, 2010, 06:37:23 AM
That's actually lionfish and zebra.

Here, I got one.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Platypus.jpg)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ok. Thread over here. XD
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 14, 2010, 07:27:16 AM
Mother Nature made the Platypus. In expectation of this very thread.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on March 14, 2010, 08:07:23 AM
RPM 0, Mother Nature 1.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: RMX on March 14, 2010, 02:43:31 PM
(http://www.novomilenio.inf.br/ano03/0302acd1.jpg)

Just play Impossible Creatures
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 14, 2010, 04:37:48 PM
Mother Nature 1, RPM 1
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 16, 2010, 09:38:16 PM
lol great thread. Glad I made it.

Also, the platypus exists, therefore it is a possible hybrid, however improbable.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Blackhook on March 16, 2010, 09:46:49 PM
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1812/okapi.jpg)
Another hybrid that exists: Okapi!
Who will win? Platypus vs Okapi!
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 16, 2010, 10:05:23 PM
Well the okapi is just really [tornado fang]'d up. Even its name is [tornado fang]'d up.

And I know hybrids exist. The mule, for instance. Or the many hybrid dog breeds (labradoodle, for example).
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 17, 2010, 12:17:11 AM
Quote from: Blackhook on March 16, 2010, 09:46:49 PM
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1812/okapi.jpg)
Another hybrid that exists: Okapi!
Who will win? Platypus vs Okapi!
God damnit.

RPM 1 Mother Nature 2
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 17, 2010, 12:36:29 AM
You can also play that typing game on Mavis Beacon 10...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/dakirbymaster/HIDEITSSOHIDEOUS.jpg)

RPM 2, Mother Nature 2
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: borockman on March 17, 2010, 12:47:46 AM
(http://game.ology.com/files/2009/08/seaman.jpg)

How about this abomination?
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Akira on March 17, 2010, 12:47:56 AM
Archaeopteryx

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqX9Sh6-Lcs/SL_oGfc2SHI/AAAAAAAAAhU/krBmwP74aMs/s400/archaeopteryx.jpg)

RPM 2, Mother Nature 3
Title: CHIMERAS!!
Post by: Gaia on March 17, 2010, 12:57:10 AM
Only thing, it's been dead for a couple of centuries. :\

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2uzautl.jpg)

Chimeras are amazing creatures, are they?
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 17, 2010, 12:58:44 AM
But that's extinct, therefore it doesn't count. Mother Nature killed it. It's still 2-2
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Akira on March 17, 2010, 12:59:06 AM
Other!!

Tarsier

(http://www.zoopets.com.br/materias/menorprimata/tarsio.jpg)

Monkey + Alien + Gollum  owob

NO! 2 - 3
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on March 17, 2010, 01:01:17 AM
Let's call it even before things get really ugly/weird.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 17, 2010, 01:02:18 AM
Too late for that.

CENTAUR! wait...
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Rad Lionheart on March 17, 2010, 01:04:39 AM
Mythological creatures don't count.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Akira on March 17, 2010, 01:07:55 AM
Phasmatodea

walking sticks or stick-bugs

(http://www.infojardin.com/imagenes-subir/getimg.php?img=phyllium_celebicum_6.jpg)

(http://www.ecosferas.com/download/bancorecursos/Insectarium/Insectos_Palo3.jpg)



Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 17, 2010, 01:08:27 AM
This has now become a thread about really REALLY strange animals.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Gaia on March 17, 2010, 01:10:10 AM
Well, if it's a mix of a giant lizard (Back then some saw alligators and crocs as land dragons), a lion, and a goat, then it's technically a hybrid.  :\

Oh well.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: borockman on March 17, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
(http://www.lukegilman.com/high-on-the-hog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/alligator-gar-hunting-trini.jpg)
Alligator gar
(http://www.greenexpander.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ocean-sunfish.jpg)
Sunfish
(http://www.superfunpatrol.net/images/dumboOctopus.jpg)
Dumbo octopus
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 17, 2010, 01:16:10 AM
Since this is a thread of weird animals now, are there going to be 2 headed snakes?

Quote from: borockman on March 17, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
(http://www.superfunpatrol.net/images/dumboOctopus.jpg)
Dumbo octopus
Wait that thing is real?
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Akira on March 17, 2010, 01:16:26 AM
Or that Mantis + Orchid (flower)

(http://vonneumannmachine.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/insecto-orchid_mantis_2_by_blepharopsis1.jpg)

(http://www.infojardin.com/fotos/albums/userpics/hymenopus_orchidea.jpg)

Quote from: borockman on March 17, 2010, 01:13:40 AM

(http://www.superfunpatrol.net/images/dumboOctopus.jpg)
Dumbo octopus

I'm your father!

(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/690/dumbooctopus3.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Quickman on March 17, 2010, 05:31:53 AM
Mantis shrimp

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1415/smashermantisshrimp.jpg)

Deep-sea tripod fish

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2807/zoomr.jpg)

Australian lungfish

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8025/40t546601australianlung.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 17, 2010, 07:12:13 AM
...
Mother Nature just won, I think.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Quickman on March 17, 2010, 09:38:47 AM
We've all heard of vampire bats, but how about vampire squid?

(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/277/vampire20squid.jpg)

Posted on: March 17, 2010, 07:52:20 AM
Quote from: Sakura on March 17, 2010, 01:16:10 AM
Since this is a thread of weird animals now, are there going to be 2 headed snakes?

(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3244/telugugaltwoheadedsnake.jpg)

And here's a two-headed turtle.

(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6013/twoheadedturtle.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 17, 2010, 11:11:56 AM
Yep, RPM just lost.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Blackhook on March 17, 2010, 03:49:55 PM
Nature 17  RPM 3
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 17, 2010, 09:01:59 PM
Wow. Mother Nature is a [sonic slicer]. She just kicked our asses... lol
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon on March 17, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
Mother Nature doesn't have botched stem cell research. SCORE FOR RPM(?)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Cpie on March 20, 2010, 06:33:47 PM
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/two_headed_pig.jpg) (http://www.oneinchpunch.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/3-legged-duck.jpg) (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/13/catart_narrowweb__300x398,0.jpg)

Give up, RPM
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Mirby on March 20, 2010, 07:03:38 PM
We already did. Or at least I did.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Quickman on March 21, 2010, 04:58:34 AM
Aww, you remembered Cy the cyclops kitten!
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 21, 2010, 05:08:05 AM
Quote from: Quickman on March 21, 2010, 04:58:34 AM
Aww, you remembered Cy the cyclops kitten!
Wait that was a kitten, I thought it was a tiny cyclops monkey.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Quickman on March 21, 2010, 07:42:23 AM
It was a kitten. (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_one_eyed_kitten.htm)  Cyclopia is very, very, very rare.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Sakura Leic on March 21, 2010, 07:46:44 AM
Poor kitten, but it makes sense that happened since it didn't have a nose and it had that rare condition.

Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: borockman on March 21, 2010, 08:03:57 AM
(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/24/fish%20head.jpg)

The eyes are not the one on the front...
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Quickman on March 21, 2010, 08:11:09 AM
Looks like they're on the top of the head as I think I can see a slit pupil in one of those green bulbs. 
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Cpie on March 21, 2010, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: borockman on March 21, 2010, 08:03:57 AM
(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/24/fish%20head.jpg)

The eyes are not the one on the front...

wtf it looks like a frog piloting a fish XD
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon on March 21, 2010, 07:45:00 PM
Quote from: borockman on March 21, 2010, 08:03:57 AM(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/24/fish%20head.jpg)

The eyes are not the one on the front...
What is that?
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 21, 2010, 09:26:49 PM
Its eyes are on the side. I can see them.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: borockman on March 22, 2010, 12:26:45 AM


That.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Flame on March 22, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7426/13896640.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon on March 22, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
I thought it was going to be deadly.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Sapphire Knight on March 22, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
Anyone up to the challenge of photoshopping together a wolf, a scorpion, and a lion?
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Quickman on March 22, 2010, 08:06:29 AM
Closest thing I can pull outta my ass:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/QuickmanEXE/TigerWyvern.jpg)

Well, not really that close, considering it's a dragon, tiger, and butterfly combo...
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
Post by: Sapphire Knight on March 22, 2010, 06:20:39 PM
Ooh, that is much better than whatever I was thinking.
Title: Re: IMPOSSIBLE HYBRIDS!!
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