Because I am le bored. Continue each poster's post (!) and you can write anything you want.
Let's a go.
One day, PB was enjoying a break by the beach, when suddenly..
The sky went black and thunder boomed throughout all the area. With a dazed look from his abrupt awakening, he turned to the sea and exclaimed...
MANGO LEMONADE WHERE!?? he then found out that...
Nessie was holding the bottle.
But then suddenly, there was a mountain of cake...
Mango-Lemonade flavored cake...
PB can't believe what he saw, tried to jump into the cake. But what he didn't know that there was something inside it. It was...
Mikey the dumpster plumber, PB's arch-nemesis, who was in the cake because...
He was infuriated at PB for humiliating him in a sexelence contest, and was planning to...
Have a Goomba stomping competition, however...
Goomba's have long gone extinct due to....
Mushroom flu, which was caused by...
people eating food and playing video games. So then Mikey pulled out a...
Wii-Remote with lightsaber action, and prepared to faceoff against PB. Unknown to him...
His Wii-mote battery was depleted. PB saw his chance and managed to...
Pull out Ninja Lou, and tossed him towards Mikey. Thinking that he's won...
PB pulled out his cellphone and played Final Fantasy victory music, but then Mikey...
Grabbed Ninja Lou and threatened PB that he'd torture Lou. But of course, PB...
Didn't care because he was evil! He pulled out his sword and stabbed Lou when...
Lou is doing a Kawarimi no jutsu. Surpised, Mikey then use his...
SUPER-DUPER ULTRA OMEGA FUUTON KATON RAITON DOTON RASENGAN! While doing this he screamed "Believe it!"...
There was an awkward silence. PB stared at Mikey and...
Then Sakura popped in.
"PB? Your jaccuzzi is ready"
The jacuzzi was filled with warm chocolate mango lemonade, but unknown to PB, Sakura was actually...
Going to make him into the world's largest chocolate figure. All she needed was...
A giant chocolate. To get the giant chocolate, she has to go to chocolate mountain filled with...
Rabbid Mets. However, there are more dangers, like...
If you pick the wrong chocolate, you will...
Essence of Sparky and Zan because...
they ate spicy cookies to....
breath fire...
So they can devour chocolatly frozen magon lemonade, so they can later...
poop it out...
So they can create a magic rainbow poo...
which opens the way to the golden pastry...
The golden pastry held the key to universal domination, they knew. But the path to retrieve it was not only disgusting, but dangerous, riddled with traps. "Tread carefully guys," PB warned, mostly to himself, but loud enough for others to hear. The last thing he needed was the guilt of a comrade's accidental death weighing on his conscience.
But suddenly, a pebble accidentally kicked by someone triggers a trap switch, and the walls begin to close...
Which stopped halfway due to the whole ceiling collapsing...
To prevent the door closing, with all his might, PB summoned something huge, something evil.... It was...
DUMBLYDORE!
"DUMBLYDORE! DO A QUICK ATTACK!", shouted PB.
"Dumb, dumbly, dumblydore!".
However Dumblydore did not do as PB said but instead wrote PB's name in his Death Note and killed him because Dumblydore was really Kira. Now that PB was dead..
But was revived by a traveling 1-up sales man giving PB a free sample. Back in action PB...
was pissing on a metool who...
transformed to a huge met, and thus began to fight with PB...
PB couldnt do it alone , so he got....
him self to fight along with him...
But suddenly, Ninja Lou popped out of nowhere and stabbed PB from the back. He said...
"that'll teach you for not choosing me!", but ironically, he killed PB 2 and PB 1 proceeded to Use Ninja Lou as a projectile to defeat the giant met when suddenly...
The Mettaur became Sr.Fantastico, manly dish cleaner, who disguised himself as a mettaur to molest "The Fury". He quickly swallowed Ninja Lou, and transformed into...
Uncle scrooge, who then summoned his Money bin to...
steal PB's cash, but he countered it with...
AirMan *Airman cannot be defeated plays* He blows away the Money Bin, destroying it. The destroyed bin reveals...
A Capsule with PB in it! The Capsule opens as PB has Rock in there too doing...
Naughty things...which are...
Little Bugbears that's armed with two clubs.
The real PB was so shocked after he saw his clone inside the capsules, doing naughty things to little bugbears no less, he pulled his Sword of Omen with anger and managed to...
Eat his own head, falling to the ground, PB thought to himself...(8D)
What in hell is going on here? It was like something from a bad hallucination. His clone just ate its own head! Now I've seen everything... PB mused to himself, reminded of a quote from a particular marionette movie. Shaking his own head to clear it, he stood, trying to get a handle on the complete and utter strangeness of it all. Nothing seemed to make sense. It was as if he were one of those marionettes, being toyed with by sadistic cosmic puppet masters. Oh look how he dances! PB could imagine them saying with glee.
He tightened his grip on the hilt, his focus intense. He needed to see through this facade of lunacy and nonsense. Lewis Carroll's rampant imagination be damned...
And then PB epicly shouted with his Sword of Omen raised high to the sky,
"LERRRRRROOOOOOYYY JENKKIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!"
Then leeroy jenkins walked over and took the sword back as PB said....
'Hey I need that!' PB then proceded to use leeroy as a weapon and smashed the capsule, when suddenly...
Out of nowhere, a guy is shouting "RETURN THE SLAB!".
PB froze in his steps. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Leeroy bristle, dropping the sword. Seizing the opportunity, PB grabbed his weapon and brought it to bare, turning slowly, scanning the darkness for the sound of the voice. "Who's there?" It took a considerable effort to keep the shakiness from his voice.
A hooded figure stood in a corner. "You infidels have removed the Slab of Asteroth. Return it at once and perhaps His Eminence will have mercy on your souls."
then pb got drunk and started talking to random people happily because he was drunk...
BUT THEN HE REMEMBERED IT WAS ROAS BIRTHDAY! oh no!
However, the slab of asteroth was never returned, so he was punished with scarabs following his every move, anyone got close would be eaten, even his loved ones. He then realized to lift this curse, he had to return it. So..
he gave the slab back but left a little 'surprise' on the underside of the slap. it was...
A winning lotto ticket! but suddenly...
It mutated in to a giant monster, which godzilla promptly came to fight and thus destroyed the city of the Owners of the slab. PB then...
Mutated into a horrible frankenstien of RPM members, then..
Ran with the monster , and traded in its lotto number for 1000$ which he spent it on buying Rock as a slave. PB and Rock then did...
eachother, which was strange as to why they ate eachother because..
They WERE eachother...and then a leprechaun came...
kicked PB in the shins and ran away with...
PB's Yuri Collection...X, which contained the famous yuri pic titled...
"Two Girls and a Carrot," PB realized in horror. Wonderful. Now that damned leprechaun will spread that image all over the place, dragging his reputation through the mud. I knew I should've kept that bugger locked safely away on my external... It was too late now to do much of anything aside from deny whatever accusations may come his way. Though, if he could catch the little bastard, he could always give him a live steel enema...
PB gave chase. "That's mine you rodent!"
"You'll never catch me pot o' hentai laddie...eh!" Said the cheerie canadian elf, as he ran away with PB's priced Yuri collection. He then took out from his green leprechaun jacket a Canadian Leprechaun Magic Balloon, and flew away to the skies...canadian style...did I mention he was a canadian leprechaun?
PB Responded "Like hell you are! Get back here you little Canadian elf! >8|", The leprechaun was getting farther and farther away. PB then shot him down and retrieved his collection back. "That'll teach you to mess with my stash! O:<". After that though...
The Canadian Leprichaun's brother came along and stole his collection, and then ran off. Now..
His brother's then inflated his buttocks until they were the size of a hotair balloon, which he then used to dig a tunnel to the center of the earth, to find Inmhotep's Castle in the Sky.
But PB gave chase, determined to get his Yuri collection back...
Hit a wall and said: "Let me be the first person to say.. ouch."
The SUDDENLY! Brad Pitt fell from the sky..
...and died. PB continued to give chase, digging through the wall to get underground, with PENETRATION, when suddenly...
Zombie Brad Pitt came to be but was quickly forgotten after his first film, Zombie Fight Club, PB continued the chase until he reached...
MIDDLE EARTH-Uh, I mean New Zealand where...
It was suddenly nuked by Freakazoid going 150 MPH..
Freakazoid nuked it because Quickie stole his ice cream cone, to create...
a post card to send to his aunt in...
New Neo Arcadia, home of the Bacon Mobile, it's made out of robo-pelets! Mmmmmmmmm!
Where a giant radioactive zombie quickly...
Deflowers the New Neo Arcadia mall, he did it because...
He ran out of toilet paper and had zombie AIDs.
Which he had contacted from...
Going a little too far on him and rocks date , so he...
Gets eaten by an enraged baboon, then..
PB paused, watching the goings on. This was indeed a disturbing universe. The third-person omniscient narrative had given him more information than he would have cared to know about the zombie. No matter, it was still a zombie, and thus still subject to proper zombie disposal. With a resounding ka-CHUNK as the weapon was cocked, PB took aim. "This here's my BOOM-STICK!"
The rifle kicked like a mule, throwing PB off-balance. Thankfully, his shot hit its mark, the zombie's decaying head bursting like an overripe fruit.
which stunk so bad that...
Rocks armpit smelled nice , so PB...
decided to leave but ran into a random battle vs some final fantasy imps, doom imps, and fairytale imps...
Which casted revive on the zombie causing the world to fall apart on itself due to the logic and physics of the world and thus explode into a temporal paradoxically black-hole...
All of a sudden, the gods of the Pokemon universe tried to repair the paradox, but then..
PB caught them all in one PB ball (his own brand of PKMN Ball), and then decided to go to...
The Forest of Controversial Mushrooms to...
Do some controversial thing, like...
Eating a cupcake without using your hands, so PB...
Jumps off a cliff to not get caught , and used his sheild as a boogie board to..
Falcon Punch the Road Runner because he was a dick and...
decided to NOT go quail hunting with dick cheny when...
The animator had a heart attack!
But because PB was in real life it had no affect so he..
Was left all alone in the white space known as Paradox, then was replaced by a cute little ducky named Ducky.
who PB used to recreate everything in the universe except the 60's cause NO one remembered it any ways...
because PB deleted the 60's from the central computer core...
to make room for his yuri collection...
That RMZX Deleted and Replaced with a Yaoi collection because....
he wanted to repay PB for...
...that embarrassing incident involving an inner tube and...
...give him aids. Suddenly...
a baby seal came out of nowhere! and there is something extremely valuable in its mouth which is...
george lucas's severed [ray splasher]. you want it, but...
The Seal eats it, meanwhile RMZX is....
Blowing up the seal because it owes him money, but then he encountered a RAGEFAG!
Which started to fill the whole place up with FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAIRY! and cookies too! but from the corpse of the seal appeared...
PIKACHU! But it was really a Koffing!
GODDAMNIT! RMZX shouted.
PB saw his chance and with his swift movement PB managed to...
fall into an alternate dimension...
Where he has to fly through generic rings in a generic challenge in that very dimension, then..
fell out of the dimension with a generic power up...
Which PB then ate and....
Started furiously flashing, as if he touched a starman..
Then he went to take pictures.....
But the camera blew up in his hands...
And he began to sparkle.
He became....FABULOUS!
He encountered a wild FALCON PAWNCH!
And fell because of meme abuse, but all of a sudden..
PB's Head cracked open like an egg, revealing...
A smaller version of himself, venturing into the last rainforest..
Then was written out of the story and replaced by a tugboat named Dilly-Dally
Who was replaced when somebody completely changed the story into a story about a couple of lovers named.....
Malleo and Weegee, who stared endlessly into each other's soulless eyes, to were about to kiss when...
A falling ship crushed them. The captain of the ship was...
The Infamous Monkey D. Luffy, who set out to find....
...The famous crystal skull, which was already found by
Indiana Vixy, who stole off in a...
Giant UFO jacuzzi, made by the...
Ancient civilization from the country of...
WATABLUBOONATI! They were so ancient that...
They were monkeys! Then PB was written back in the story...
But on another planet! Whatever will he do...
Suddenly, somebody rewrites PB back onto Earth, it was.....
Colonel Sander, who gave PB a large fried chicken drum stick as a weapon. He told PB: "That's goood chicken" and sent him of to Wendy's, to defeat...
The terrible trio of the Burger King, Ronald Mcdonald and....
Popeye's, the evil overlord of all things fried, spicy, and delicious. With new ammunition PB is also given a companion for the journey by the name of...
Kentucky Fried Chicken. He then set out to defeat thier competetors.
But sadly PB saw PBPB and...
Forgot the mission. Then they had to send out a random horde of bydo to destroy the Publix supermarkets and..
pick up take out on the way back from...
Pizza hut, but the Pizza was stolen by...
Harry Potter, who was turned evil by the dark powers of...
The Blue Light from K-Mart, who also taught him...
How to summon Bugbear. Then..
RMZX appeared again, but something strange happened....
He was a bugbear! Then, Cless and crew..
Ate flaming swords, then suddenly...
They were ingulfed in flames as a side effect, and then..
RMZX thought something to himself, and then he transformed again! This time into...
A big fluffy Panda.
But then, he picked up a GB game and started playing it, which was..
Donkey Kong but he...
Broke the Gameboy, then RMZX thought "I want to be human again". He became human, but he was....
Only 10 inches tall so he...
Tried to adapt to a leprichaun's way of life. then..
corrupted it with...
Cookies which...
exploded at exactly the time the sun sets...
But then, due to a plot hole..
It rains pudding instead...
That's followed by an earthquake.
So PB takes out a raft and swims on the puddign earthquake...
That runs like the Midas River mini game in Super Mario RPG.
And gets eaten by a Magic Balloon, that took him to the lost city of...
Atlanta?
Then RMZX drifts down, returned to normal size, and human. But he is not RMZX anymore, he is....
Dr. Wily II, but then changes into...
Kallen. When he wakes up, he swims back to the surface. Meanwhile, PB....
decides to go on yet another pointless side quest which was...
To find a weapon that shoots....
peas that...
Eat anything they come in contact with.
But before he could get the weapon, he first must...
Skinny dip in another vat of chocolate?
And then find a suitable companion for backup, so he finds...
Nekomat and Ninja Lou who...
are currently trying to defeat AirMan when...
They realize they have no more E-Tanks, so they...
Both say," FFFFFFFFFFFFF"....
And 'Airman Can't be Beat' plays in the background.
and they are promptly defeated by AirMan's tornados and receive a game over screen...
Suddenly a rip forms on the screen, and from it comes....
Bowser...
Who is in reality Nekomata, trying to scare RMZX into never coming back, but....
A giant plothole sudenly appears and...
They go back to where this story started.
But then another Plothole appears and out of it comes....
...a storm of Spycrabs and Civilian Heavies! Among them, though, is the...
Guardmens of War Hammer 40K.
Who then proceeded to destory everything in sight. PB decided that...
He was bored of all this and turned the channel to Lifetime, which was airing...
Girls gone WIILLDDDDD remix , so PB...
decided to have a looone time until....
The girl from the ring popped out from his TV screen while he was still having some looone time, instead of killing PB and twisting his body like a clay doll, she decided to...
forcefully make out with him, giving him...
Herpes, but then, both spontainously caught on fire because of it.
was really Dr.W II's prototype of heat woman that escaped the lab...
And set a rainforest on fire.
Meanwhile, back on Earth...
An idiot got eaten by a lion.
an had a hit tv show based on it, but it...
Got cancelled, due to aggression against humanity.
And then, mets took over the tv station, led by none other than...
Dr Albert Wily. Mega received the call, but was beaten to it by..
...a family of rare endangered Spycrabs. However, all they did was continuosly crawl, for they are harmless creatures, so...
He decided to take them with him and protect them.
But from out of no where a couch nails Megaman right in the head...
And the Simpsons family trampled all over him, destroying him FOREVER.
but the player was using a game genie...* :O*...and wished MegaMan back...as X
But the Game Genie corrupted and turns him into Megaman.exe
Which then caused the second cataclysm...
Which would've caused the destruction of all of reality if it wasn't for...
A giant marshmallow!
Said marshmallow was made of sugar, spice and everything nice...
Which on a journey to hunt down a BELGIAN WAFFLE >^<
was derailed for a side quest to find the holy hand grenade launcher 8D
Then, it went to Japan to see the Gundam tourist attraction.
But as Megaman was still a navi , he was trapped in lans PET!
A giant marshmallow did format Lan's PET by accident, and...
Megaman evolved into Roll!
But he evolved without Moon Stone, got down syndrome..
And then was "SOUL (insert flame symbol here) EATEN" by half the cast of Soul Eater.
as PB was imagining this in his head while doing rock but then..
Found out that he gained twelve pounds.
So he did jumping jacks to lose the weight, but...
He transformed into...Garfield, who later imploded because he ate mangosagna with his toes. But then PB's Mitsubishi Ass Ramer came to his rescue, that is, until it remembered it was on a quest for revenge agaisnt the evil Count Cookie Monster, who ate it's head.
Meanwhile, Rock was making out with his big brother Blues. Blues was feeling all tingly inside, when suddenly his [ray splasher] transformed into...
Chris Tucker...
But then, it went and fell off into a dimension where dogs reigned supreme.
The dogs gave Tucker a radioactive onion, to use against the evil corruption of Flouride Toothpaste. Tucker then hopped on his flying moose and yelled: "HADOOO-KENNN!!!" Powerful beams bursted from his eyeballs, sending him to the dimension of...
DeCapAttack, where everything was reversed. Bad monsters became good, and the good became bad.
BUT THEN~....
Namely, he was warped.. AGAIN.
To the land of really stinky cheese where...
The smellier the cheese, the more evil that cheese is.
So Tucker decided to mate with them...
TO PRODUCE THE ULTIMATE CHEESE TO RULE THE WORLD! However...
he was prompted on whether he wanted to save the game or not, so...
He saved first, before anything.
Only to find that he can't do anything else BECAUSE he saved...
At a wrong data slot and overwrite his previous 100% save file
And he went WHATAMISAVINGFOARGGHHHH and he exploded into cheese puffs.
Which got eaten by giant mutant mice...that were created by...
a game of MouseTrap gone wrong because...
Sigtaur appeared and destroyed the diving man because...
He was in a random rage.
because it was HIS 100% save file that the cheese saved over so he started destroying Doppler town
In return he got back his 100% clear save file so he can be happy again, which was on his second slot in the save menu, which held 40+ save slots.
But loud music started playing..
Which was the Last Boss theme. And out came Sigma.
But then Sigma took his face, and he was really....
Sub Tank.
But Sub Tank took off his face to reveal he was...
a woman in disguise all along
And started firing bewb missiles all over the place...
And the missles hit Canada.
And the world is in "Shock & Awe"...
The scale of the destruction was utterly massive, to say the least. Buildings were toppled like dominoes, belching clouds of thick black dust into the air, blocking out the sun. All around were the sounds of the wounded, crying, moaning, screaming, pleading... Broken retaining walls crumbled away as survivors picked their way out of the wreckage, surveying the ravaged world around them. The dust was so thick, one could hardly see, let alone breathe.
Sirens in the distance, the emergency forces overwhelmed with the casualties of war. Where aid would not come, the common man became the savior, summoning hidden strength to free the trapped from their tangled prisons. Survivors idly noted the resemblance to the dozens of disaster movies they had watched in their lifetimes. Only, they never once imagined it happening to them.
Funny how a little wanton destruction will open society's eyes.
Then, insect mutation happened.
the robo-insects where planing to destroy the world
however...
Robotnik was shitting in thier chiminies.
Until Xenu devoured his own head, and form his stump sprouted Larry the Cable Guy. Larry then begane the great War Agaisnt Nuclear Kritters, better known as; WANK.
"Get 'er dunn!" He exclamed as he used his boob gatling guns to mow down the mechanical insect menace.
Popeye the sailorman appeared to save the day, but...
God, what did you do to the story! PB just wanted a nice break by the beach! XD
Wee need to join all the post in a text sometime.
SUDDENLY FROM THE SHADOWS CAME MICHEAL JACKSON AND OROCHIMARU WITH A SURPRISE ALLY WHO WAS...
better known as the evil hippopotamus from the west bank! his name was...
BROCK FROM POKEMON! Who did not have squinty eyes, but...
3 LARGE EYES THAT COVERED THE MOST OF HIS FACE!
Then Tidus from Final Fantasy X's head came out of a kettle "BLITZBALL" it screamed
Suddenly, Yugi came out of nowhere and said...
YOU MUST BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS! Which he then proceeded to pull out his.
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!
And his Duel Disk - "IT'S TIME D-D-D-D-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDD-DD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDDDDD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDD-DD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDDDDD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDD-DD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDDDDD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDD-DD-DDD-D-D-D-D-DDDDDDD-DDD-DDDDUUUUUEEEEELLLL!"
Then Seto Kaiba came and kicked Yugi for stealing his card
Yousay lol'd from his bike
Ash Ketchum then threw a Poke Ball and caught the Blue Eyes White Dragon...
But was destroyed by Gary's raging dragon tearing him apart...
Mewtwo appeared and made everyone forget about everything what happened
But Mew reversed it
But Mew was quickly caught by Red using a masterball...
Who was caught by Dawn with a Human Ball...(lol)
And then Arceus descended and passed Judgement on all.
But was quickly arrested by Judge Dredd...
He said," You have the right to remain silent!"
But suddenly...
A random battle of FF7 proportions occurred between...
IT WAS THE CHAZZ FROM YU-GI-OH! GX
which he thusly said "MAGGOTS" and pulled out a rocket launcher
But was quickly countered by Fio and her "Rocket Lawn-Chair"
Than eyerything turned black, without any reason. THan the allmighty ****ing Faggoth rised from the deeps of the Void and declared "Free T-Shirts for everyone", while he was firing his lazor.
Ash pulled out his balls and threw them
But then his **** was bleeding cause he threw the wrong balls
Suddenly, Something Bad occured...
ROLO KILLED SHIRLEY! Oh wait that's not a bad thing, so then PB was back...
And resetted everything back to his way of normal.
So then there was a rebellion..
Led by a really Pissed off RMZX who was mad because...
Because someone chose to change his name into Kallen;then RMZX decides to...
Get over it. And then, he start to....
Eat a sandwich and surf the web, he finds...
Quote from: Kallen on June 29, 2009, 06:38:14 PM
Eat a sandwich and surf the web, he finds...
Kallen claiming she can't be satisfied easily; and something about a Zero "satisfying" her; he become enraged and yells:
"Back off, Kallen is mine!"
Then..
PS: I get cookies for stating true facts
Zero yelling back "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRRAGRHHHHHH"...
Then I yell "You fight for nothing!!", Then...
Three of the seven seals were removed.
Quote from: Gaia on June 29, 2009, 07:54:42 PM
Three of the seven seals were removed.
And PETA got really offended, thus..
We get Megaman 10: PETA's Revenge. However...
Quote from: It's Never Over on June 29, 2009, 08:20:22 PM
We get Megaman 10: PETA's Revenge. However...
...the world shall never be the same. PETA launched nuclear missles all around the world to show, that no one should mess with her. The saber in the hand, a now disarmed Rockman in her grasp, she asked:" Any last words before I send you to oblivion?" Rock answered: .....
It was cancelled due to PETA's outrage and makes a mockery out of Megaman like what they did with "The Super Chick Sisters"..
Which is the best game of all time, that...
Was Destroyed by a KFC employee who happened to be...
LELOUCH who was brainwashed by..
Yugi Mutou!
Who was made to do it by Yousay
who was controlled by Jack the...
Janitor of Toys R Us
Jack the Janitor had a big plan.
He was planning to...
Make everything go Just as Planned
But he failed, because...
Light sucks
the dick of...
Goku
the sailor man!
Who killed Vegeta who screamed "I'll get you Kakarot!"
With his over 9000 power level...
Which was lower then James Bond's
Goldeneye GET DOWN
"GET UP!" Screamed a voice, it was..
The galactic police!
Goku then said: "[tornado fang] man, it's the...
"BELGIAN WAFFLE!!!!!"..... then
Goku used his ultimate power, which was...
The ability to take off his clothes
Which he left in Planet Namek.
When he used it, tons of people said...
Their last words since their lifeforce was being sucked dry by...
Mako Reactor..
Created by our handyman, Ms....
ManlyMan
The manliest man that a man can ever be...
Exept that it was a woman...
And Sigma in disguise.
Suddenly, a Spy!
The spy ate a potato and..
Zapped Sigma's sentry..
And did a dance on top of it, all happy...
Until he exploded in a shower of bunnies.
Which have been eaten by Sliffer the executive producer
of the movie starring by himself as the hero and Ra as ...
The very sun himself. Of course, such a role burned himself out...
He decided to become a moon, so unsurprisingly he changed his name into...
Giant shiny ball of the night....but
Somebody had been carving into the moon what looked like a Giant...
Hamster in pink tutus
And they are rabid, and foaming in their mouths... THEY POUNCED!
And amongst all this insanity, fans rabidly charge at Capcom, already complaining about the new Megaman title, exactly at the same time as fans of SEGA rabidly want a game that's similar to S3K. Then..
SEGA joined force with Capcom, to spread the T-virus all over the world...
But instead of making people Zombies, it gave them...
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER. It was soo badass, that every company learned from it's success, and even a live action movie was made, and it wasn't bad. IT WAS GOOD.
But then the entire world crash from the the badassness...
and it turned into fluffy bunny cuteness...
but then, a plot hole formed which caused...
Something to be written out of existance, which was....
PB in a bikini , eating chocolate pudding!
That taste just like mango lemonade!
And PB thought it tasted so good that it made his body....
stiffen
and shrunken into a mere mango...
And was picked up by a Tripod from War of the Worlds...
WHICH EXPLODED
Into mango aliens! all 230.000.000 of em. They were then...
absorbed
TO FORM MANGOZILLA!
who had a giant
Arse, which squirt Mango Lemonade all over the world...
From that day onwards, Mango kingdom was born....
AND ITS KING WHO WAS NOT PB WAS
A MUTATED MANGO, THAT PULSATED LIKE A HUGE PIMPLE.
SUDDENLY FROM THE SKY, A HUGE HAND APPEARED!
IT TRIED TO...
rap
The fresh prince of Bel-Air!
So Will Smith
rapped, and danced the night away.
But then Carlton was jealous
so a machine gun was pulled out...
And crap started being shot out from it intstead of just bullets.
Uncle Phil screamed bloody murderer when the crap hit him
And George Carlin popped out of his grave from all the noise, and said "SHUT THE [tornado fang] UP YOU ASSHOLES!"
PB was offended
And CHANGED into a truck.
And started to race Bersercar
Who crashed into Optimus Prime. Who was not amused.
so the old aged retired turtles
Lent PB their energy to form the FANTA BOMB! but then...
Randy Jackson appeared, calling them all dawgs
but X entered the brawl, charged his X-buster, and Randy Jakson yelled
"NOT A CHARGED SHOT!"
Because it was Randy, it was not a charged shot but a
Watermelon catapult
THEN THE DARK POKEMON GYM LEADER APPEARED
and beat the crap out of everyone!
THEN JAY AND SILENT BOB STARTED DEALING OUTSIDE RPM
..but then Robtonik came and started hitting them with his pingas because...
SONIC SEZ HE SHOULD
"[tornado fang] SONIC" SCREAMED PB
While RMZX decided to take refrain because of his depression...
about never seeing kallen ever ever ever ever
But Before he took it...
He was beaten, BY A TRAIN.
COAL TRAIN, BABY!
Suddenly, there was a great disturbance in the world. Lorjdm the evil giant talking possum had once again been unleashed upon the world.
And he pooped in PB's cereal.
PB was so mad he ripped his scarf up.
And stuffed it into his mouth cos he couldn't eat that cereal anymore.
That was when 5 mysterious people showed up.
And they are Mad Midget Five (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LZUXCE4Frw)..
Their appearance enraged PB further, causing him to summon...
The sky darkened, foreboding clouds converging overhead. A low rumbling preceded the earth's tremor, growing louder and angrier as the divining ritual summoned the very darkness from within the molten core. With a tremendous "Crack!", the ground let go of its resistance, splitting, the heat and flames coursing forth from the glowing chasm. Like a gaseous serpent, smoke slithered forth, curling and twisting. Embers were the eyes of the undulating creature as it reared back to its full height, towering over the huddled masses. Its voice, coming from all around, boomed with such might that it thudded against PB's chest like an intangible sledgehammer.
"Who dares summon the almighty Vermithrax?!"
"It's-a-me, PEEBEE!"
And then Cuck Norris Appeard!
But everyone kicked his cowboy ass
and it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe, at...
James Bond and his two zig zags
But then, a shadowy figure appeared from the distance. it was...
Dio Brando, who rolled in on his steamroller. He leaned back and cried...
"Why can't I ever find love!!!"
Vermithrax reared back on its smokey bulk and let out a mighty bellow. In one swift motion, it poured across Dio Brando as if a liquid, engulfing him, dissolving him. The remainder of the creature's mass flowed back into it as it stood its full height, once more surveying the occupants before it. "Pitiful mortal creatures... You so dare mock the almighty Vermithrax?!"
"Yes." Said a random civilian.
Then suddenly a giant Care Bear, My Little Pony and Cabbage Patch Kid began having a all out brawl to decide who was the best toy for bratty little girls, which...
caused a riot
Which was quickly broken up by the KFC Police. However...
John Freeman then crushed the KFC Police with his motorcycle, after doing a backflip and landing, who then said..
"I'm your father...."
"That's not true - that's impossible!" Screamed Luke
Who was glomped by a HeadCrab before John Freeman found...
Glass Joe, but Mr Freeman let himself get beaten by this fragile boxer.
but then, sudden plot hole
Which was created by Master Chief using a BFG who then...
Declared, "I shall have my bagel!" and proceeded to devour...
A Giant Enemy Crab using his...
Friend the Arbiter to get him recon armor to protect him from the Crab, but...
he must construct additional pylons in order for the armor to work
But couldn't as he was cornered by..
Zombie Ghosts, who were angry at Master Chief for destroying...
The Story, meanwhile PB was with...
Kallen, for some reason, maybe he's just that guy that always gets the gal, no matter what.
Which made RMZX Pissed, so he decided to Clone Kallen and...
Failed..
He roared in shame and hid in a corner somewhere. It...
Then ate him, and threw him into another realm.
Which was populated by COOKIES!
but, PB was pissed that his pencil broke
So angry, in fact, that he ate it with...
Chocolate Pudding, but then out of nowhere...
Suzaku Spinzaku'd Nunnally off her chair, Lelouch glared and dubbed him Failzaku
Then, Kung-Fu Cutman attacked Failzaku with his mega-awesome scissor blades of death, when suddenly...
Something big and Purple came out of the ground....
It was...DUN DUN...Barney the Dinosaur!
No it wasn't. It was...
everyone's imagination
Suddenly, RMZX had found Kallen, and then...
they had sex on the right, then on the left, then they
Jumped into a Knightmare Frame Cockpit and....
did it all night long
until they imploded.
and a monkey ate the remains
Who was burned to death by TaurusFlame's burn attack until..
PLOT TWIST!
Suddenly, everybody who had died came back to life...
But in playing with god, [tornado fang]ing with the laws of nature and overall being weeaboos, they all contracted a horrible disease which caused chronic organ failure. The only solution was for each and every person to finance their organs, trusting them to a company called Geneco...
But as somebody [tornado fang]'d with time...
That effect never occured! The day was saved by...
Scrooge Mc Duck, who...
Used his cane of justice to twak...
the eye of
O2 from Kirby 64.
Who then exploded, causing...
An earthquake across *insert land here*.
Everyone in *insert land here* were bored anyway, so they thought it was...
A random attack from thier tyrannical king trying to best his arch nemisis.
Duckman!
but then PLOT TWIST
As Gordon Freeman lost his...
RMEXE2 that PB gave him
then Optimus Prime, who is not amused starts to...
Pop a wheelie, but...
... there is nuclear asplosion and everyone dies at least 1,000%.
Then PB appeared and shouted "Pop a Wheelie and Die, Optimus Prime! For Everlasting Peace!" Just before...
AdamTheHedgehog was brutally murdered
By Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicked him back to...
Dimension X...
Where chemical X was made
And gave him the power of...
Super Fighting Robot called....
Megas XLR, armed to the teeth with...
teeth. He then chewed Adam to death
which proved to be ineffective because...
someone had already killed him, it was
Plot Twister-Man, who...
had abilities that had nothing to do with his name
but then, a plot twist occurred!
The dead were no longer able to revive!
But the Dinos were brought back from extinction.
Then Mario Appeared and Smacked Prince Harming with a Ban-Hammer, causing...
nothing to happen, so Fred Flintstone went bowling
And met the Jetsons at the Boca Bowl Bowling Stadium.
Then, Fred accidentally threw a pokeball at...
Homer Simpson
Then he screamed "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!" in pain, and Bender Bending Rodruigez heard him..
screaming in pain as the ball clamped his groin.
So then a grape appeared
and blew up...
everyone
Then an undead in an F-16 laughed manically as he bombed
the toilet
and then it was screaming in pain from the bombing, as it's only leg blew up hard.
A stuffed doll fell over.
And became McTyson Van Poodle Strudel...IV
Then the scooby gang had yet another mystery on thier hands.
until their hands exploded that is.
due to a growth hormone made by...
All the food they eat...
Couldn't be digested.
"what is this i don't even" said
that the scooby gang needed to retire.
Shaggy then died suddenly
And Scooby became an astronaut
and was rewarded for "being the first dog on the moon".
Nobody really cared what happened to the other 3, so PB decided to...
Do Thelma (velma, whatever) because she was 23 when everyone else was in their late 30's.
which forced Freddy to Falcon Punch
himself for being self-centered all this time, and letting this happen.
Daphne became the Moon's #1 prostate surgeon.
(I swear, I like where this is going XD)
but then, shaggy paid a visit to the moon's prostate surgeon, and shaggy was suprised to meet daphine again.
before Omega Xis blew it up with..
the thousand cries of angels in disguises.
but then PLOT TWIST
Scooby used his usual antics to catch the bad guy.
And then Daphne gave him (the bad guy) a prostate exam...with a spoon.
was then unmasked by freddie, and turned out to be..
Captain Falcon
But Captain Falcon took off his helmet to reveal he was...
PB... but then he took off his face to reveal that he was really...
Vile, who then took of his helmet to reveal he was....
Vixy but then her face melted to reveal she was.
RMZX... and this time it was really him...
But it was actually a Kitsune Illusion!
And suddenly there was a log... but RMZX had ran away...
Because Ryu Hayabusa was coming to slice RMZX in two with...
a couple of rotten bananas
and explosive furries from outer space
who, unfortunately, ate the bananas and exploded.
Causing Death to appear with...
Olrox, and had dinner together.
All the sexual organs in the world exploded
then PLOT TWIST!
The all unexploded then re-exploded
but PB cloned himself because he knew that this would happen, except
he did not predict that clone PB would be a cannibal and part reploid so...
He ate it
And said "The first victim of the robot apocalypse says what?!"
And Vegeta screamed from afar "OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!"
The whole world heard it and decided to
fire a nuke at...
Mount Weegee, which then released...
A hoard of Malleos and Weegees at the nuke, causing...
Gutsman's ass to appear [Ds]
Which brought out Mega Man, who...
... danced?
but was stopped by Samus Aran, who...
Shot the person who derailed this story so much, and then the story returned to normal where PB was....
Having Lemonade down by...
The Sea of Tears.
and decided to lounge on the beach sipping his mango lemonade in peace.......................when suddenly...
Aliens from the planet...
JRAEFDUYRPAKUH IX
Which is in the galaxy far far away...
came and abducted...
Two people, one of them was RMZX... the other one was...
The seductive fairy queen...
Vixy, who then shouted...
"Bdfjkwerlwefjnadjfkefawjerhkwjfmkawefjssd.f,asnefsd,. fkeahdfjmnzsbkzs dm jkdvmzdmnazf mjfn,vAHsgjhqa,a dhgsd gdkqGDKHQ wdq wh,wgjk QHAM,DNGQjmdgbqJF gf,JKWGFj,a g!" which happened to be her mating call.
Which aroused the aliens and allowed RMZX to escape and find...
PB and warn him...
That aliens were going to [twin slasher] vixy and that...
they were gonna leave the next morning and not call back. PB, dropping his Mango lemonade, got up and...
Road a cow to the UFO and...
Blew it up with the V Bustier!
And then it began to rain crumpets. However...
They were filled with E-Tanks!
Suddenly, Peggy Hill from King of the Hill and Kenny from South Park switched places
And created a plot paradox!
and Universe was once again...
Saved by the Power Puff Girls.
and then rock's fell and literally everyone died...
except for Donald Trump
Who rebuilds the world using...
the thing on his head
Which was made of Bars of gold and dead Apprentices... but then...
There was fire
and it burnt everything on its path, but of course Donald Trump...
Summoned the Pope, and the two...
cast Holy on...
The great Lich Lord Xyrz'ah'klllll'n'v, who...
countered with a human sheild, Dr Machino.
This was for nothing however, because
Dr. Machino had his butt kicked by....
Jotaro Kujo, who crushed him with a mighty cry of "ORAORAORAORAORA".
who was immediately crushed by an arwing piloted by...
Slippy Toad!
who did not do a barrel roll
but was invertably shot down by a Tie Fighter with it's left wing on fire.
but then, MAJOR PLOT EVENT
and the Lylat system blew up.
... thus killing all the Star Fox characters that are in Brawl, so they had to be replaced with...
X, Zero, and Axl.
Much to the chagrin of Peppy, who...
Couldn't force fox to do a barrel roll anymore...
Thus he gets attacked by the cosmos.
Then, from the depths of Hell, emerged the...
Great Captain Falcon, holding a baby panda.
"YEASH!"
and the baby panda was actually a baby bear painted like a panda becuase
Crack Stuntman needed to give 'em pistols.
That's where Michael Jordan came into it
and challenged Godzilla to a one-on-one basketball match.
Then King Kong joined in
Along with Metal Gears REX and RAY....
But they all decided to kill Adam because....
He disrespected Shaq-Fu. "My game rocks!" said Shaq, who...
Stole PB's bike.
But then PB was revived, and he then chased down Shaq in his pink exercise jump suit. While the "Punch Out, practice montage" theme played.
But he ran into a wall
Although the wall was made of donkey hair which explodes on contact with Punch Out music
then had to fight Doc in dreamland.
Then Doc took off his mask - he was really Doc Brown!
So PB was thrown into a Delorean with his acquaintances RMZX and Kallen, who were just...
a bunch of magazines so PB had a long, lonely night
but then...
IN CAME MORTI MCFLI
But really it was RMZX wearing a stupid vest, He was just learning how to drive and PB was scared, so Kallen decided to...
call Lelouch
and blow up Parliament.
Thus killing Stephen Harper (the Canadian Prime Minister), so Canada had to elect a new Prime Minister, and they ended up picking...
Gordon Ramsay. "This is [tornado fang]ing useless!" he shouted.
Some little kids threw rocks at him
And missed completely. So they built an computerized catapult with targeting programs and stuff and...
fired a rocket at....
Gordon Ramsay, missed, and hit Bob Barker instead...
Who then started listening to emo music and things of that nature, although...
Ryan Seacrest screamed "ACES!"
Then Fox decided to cancel all of their Reality shows... which led to...
a total disaster in
Tokyo
After the xth attack of Godzila and
Millions of diaper monsters flooding the street.
People were throwing up from the smell, except for one man, who was...
Hol Horse in disguise. He pulled out his revolver and...
Shot Andy Griffon while Michal Bay started making another transformers although things werent as they seemed to be...
Because Dr. Stuart Ashen appeared with a PopStation-firing Gun, who then...
Became the new ruler of the universe. However...
He died from reviewing...
Harry Potter movies, it seems that reviewing those movies would gave you...
A year supply of pudding.
However said supply of pudding was then eaten by...
Giygas who's a form of abstract art who gave
Solo the ability to become....
Harry Potter!
But then there was hair
And the hair then formed an army of bald people named Steve!
Thus Notifying Bobobo-bo-bobobo to...
Eat Lotsa Spaghetti and say:
"MMMmmm SENsual."
Sadly, SEN was not sual.
Only pants are sual.
Thus Notifying Bobobo-bo-bobobo to do something else...
Destroy a piece of cake, which just happened to be....
A passing by Lord of Darkness and Over-All Destruction, whose most hidden secret is
his yellow tongue.
Sadly, to his dismay, it was blue. O^O
then PB farted and...
created a group of...
crazed weeaboos hellbent on turn all of the world's kittens into crabs.
Afro Massimo would not allow this as she was allergic to crabs, therefore, she had to
Use the boost to get though before...
se decided to play Moonlight Sonata.
BUT SUDDENLY-
Jill Sandwich screamed "IT'S A MONSTER"
So Mickey Mouse did some stuff
and summoned John Freeman, who shot the monster in the head in front of a house with his wepon.
Then he remembered he placed a bomb in his pants, which created a mess of snakes on planes to hawaii
which forced somebody to yell "CUT!"
then everything exploded causing PB to...
Fight for everlasting peace in order to..
Destroy the servers of every game ever invented..
except for WoW.
The world then died and started again due to WoW.
Except...
it was not really our world at all. It was an alternate earth, where evil Dark Queen of Lust Vixy was ruling the land of RPM with an iron fist.
But one day...
someone yawned
and restarted the plot
PB was walking and...
He met an elephant, he then decided to give it some
Mango Lemonade
Because he defenetly knew that it would help it against
The white rhinos.
The white rhinos are a group of people who shows no mercy against
Black Apes, who...
is a long lost brother of Ape Man, which is Cheetahmen's arch enemy...
And it all started when cheetaman was walking down the giant spiraly dragon....
They found a new game in their NES...
The game was called the adventure of LMAO 3. This game's special features are
Playable interdimensional badger people that wield state of the art Cosmic Bubble Blasters and...
Inflatable titays.
And they got the first attack against the...
Robot masters created by the notorius docta wahwee...
After the fight..
They made out with tongues.
And soon after, they got a typical text-based game ending found in most games from this period. soon after, the two who were playing the game they hooked up the Nintendo 64 and popped in the rather infamous Superman 64.
Then the girl decided to make out with the guy but....
PB interrupted them because he claimed any sexyness of any type that doesn't concern him directly to be a violation to his code about being epic, and then...
The kids died of sexyness although....
They were not old enough to watch hentai because...
of the fact that if they watched it...
They would obtain the secrets of the universe, which they would have used it for...
making good movies.
Soon, The Thing 2, 3, 4, and 5 were out, and the cure to cancer was discovered.
And the world was complete.
THE END
onto the sequel of this long story of awesomeness and whatnot.
Though, really, the story couldn't be over! Many of the characters in the first wouldn't let it end! So they continued their adventures throughout the universe to......
Find the Fountain of Youth.
Which was hidden away in the lost continent of...
Wu, they then discovered that the content of Wu was full of
4chan /b/tards that...
Tried to seduce RMZX by...
Showing code geass episode 19 and first episode R2 and then RMZX decided to...
play some Duke Nukem 3D, until...
Dante busted in and killed some demons
While the player kept asking when he could do some awesome gun-sword-fighting....
and that player was...Vergil!
Who was actually the brother of...
Dante. But everyone knows this
other than the millions of players of...
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi, which was..
Edited during translation so that the line...
"I will destroy you Goku!" said...
Vegeta, who also said the meme starting 3-word phrase...
"I. LIKE. COCKAROT!"
" Although somthing happened before the translation period."
It was that Leonardo
Who decided to begin
eating his face
it started being really difficult when it came to
the mouth
which belonged to
Gino
Who started eating other peoples faces...
it was then decided by the ninja turtles that this plot should take a new path, suddenly the
Iron Chef went to challenge PB in a cooking battle!
In space!
No items!
No Hax!
No cooking utensils! Only their bare hands like REAL men.
Final Destination!
HEAVEN OR HELL!
DUEL 1
LET'S ROCK!
But PB said no
And he decided to...
Have an eating battle instead!
but Iron Chef said no
"...but then, little mac comes out bearing fried chicken and tauntinting, theeen..."
the guy who lost to Glass Joe beats Little Mac with one punch...
And became Champion of the World, ruling it with a glass fist.
Which he then broke by smashing his fist into a table dramaticly.
Causing an earthquake in china that released a giant
Wave of soapaipillas that were being controlled by Broly's father...
who was really Master Roshi
Who disguised himself as a namekian named, piccali....
Who was supposed to be Piccolo's brother
In some terrible fanfiction created by....
me
and some random dude who came from Japan that was...
Totally playing that witch touching game in his dorm room while his colleage did........
Something hilarious yet unforgivable which was...
...His screen was awesomed by d.g.o, although.....
Little Kuriboh said some Abridged stuff and was promptly killed
By the power of fanservice!
but it wasn't fanservice, it was the terror of...
Darth Maul
Whos used his double lightsaber awesome-ness to anihilate all of those annoying type otakus! (The type that sit right there in the manga place, just plop down and read for like 2 hours!)
After he did that, Darth Maul watched some Haruhi
and defeated the purpose of our
way of life so he may become as awesome as me but first he must.....
pass Super Nova's first trial wich consists of
Becoming a soul reaper once more before becoming a hollow the problem was....
THE MOON
Which gave Super Nova the power to unleash his bankai which consisted of....
EATING OVER 9000 BRIX FALLIN' FROM TEH SKY! being almost impossible to accomplish, it was decided that
he would commit suicide
So Darth Mual fell alseep becuase he wasnt doing anything, so Super Nova woke him up and destroyed the land too bad that....
Some Unknown Evil had Already done So With...
...the express written consent of the NFL and FOX...
...and gallons of Mango Lemonade...
Only to notice that Necroposting is not allowed.
lock'd