The Ash Ketchum Theory

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on: January 03, 2009, 04:39:26 PM
The Pokemon anime is really DEEP and it's SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS

"...You got EVA in my Pokemon" is really my only response to this aside from "cool story bro".


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Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 04:43:47 PM
That...
Was a really painful read...

That was just so... wrong. >_>


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Reply #2 on: January 03, 2009, 05:37:22 PM
/a/'s theory is better. You should read that sometime. It's actually interesting. <_<

EDIT: Oh wait, I think this is the same thing. 8D



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Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 06:07:15 PM
Haha, great read. I love these deep theories 8D



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Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 06:18:49 PM
I lol'd.



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Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 06:47:34 PM
I LOL'd HARD.



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Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
The Pokemon anime is really DEEP and it's SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS

"...You got EVA in my Pokemon" is really my only response to this aside from "cool story bro".

Moar like you got your .hack//sign in my Pokeymanz. XD



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Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 08:06:27 PM
gotta love the random theories of psychology majors

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Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 08:09:58 PM
I'm crossing fingers it turns out like this



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Reply #9 on: January 03, 2009, 08:35:15 PM
All I can say is...




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Reply #10 on: January 03, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
...I always wondered about Charmander


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Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 10:03:22 PM
old

But I kind of wish it was something like that, if only because then the series could GO somewhere. Odds of that are very slim indeed...



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Reply #12 on: January 03, 2009, 11:01:01 PM
Wow that was weird and no way would Giovanni ever be his father!  And I got a theory of why Ash survived the thunderbolt in the first episode...it's a anime, most anime defy the laws of physics.  Though they were probably on to something with Brock. XD

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Reply #13 on: January 03, 2009, 11:33:28 PM
I remember reading something like that a looong time ago on ToNE... it was like, a little story with ash, and your like, typical stuff... then suddenly at the end ashs hospital room can be seen, his mom is crying, and proffessor Oak is there to comfort her, ahs has been comatose for various years or something, but he actually dies in that one. they take him off of L.S. and he utters the "very best" line and dies. :\
though I could be remembering it wrong. it WAS a long time ago...

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #14 on: January 03, 2009, 11:41:44 PM
... Wasn't Ash beaten by bird pokemon and shocked lord knows how much already before then? The world of Pokemon is also hardly "normal," especially when the whole world is pretty much based around cutesy cock fighting. It's a kids show, not Evangelion or the like. I don't care if this guy has a psychology major or what, he needs to get a damn life and simply see that it is for KIDS. Not to mention the games, which introduce various characters and scenarios that are then put into the anime, also debunk this majorly.  ::)



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Reply #15 on: January 03, 2009, 11:44:23 PM
Yeah if it was talking about the Pokemon manga maybe but not the TV show and games and even the manga had no major electric shocks and is even more unrealistic at times like the ice hand cuffs in the yellow arc.

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Reply #16 on: January 04, 2009, 12:21:04 AM
... Wasn't Ash beaten by bird pokemon and shocked lord knows how much already before then? The world of Pokemon is also hardly "normal," especially when the whole world is pretty much based around cutesy cock fighting. It's a kids show, not Evangelion or the like. I don't care if this guy has a psychology major or what, he needs to get a damn life and simply see that it is for KIDS. Not to mention the games, which introduce various characters and scenarios that are then put into the anime, also debunk this majorly.  ::)

Dude, you're a freak'n 'tard.

These theories are for FUN. Is it wrong that people have fun with Anime and stories in different ways than they are intended... different ways than you? Are you that narrowminded? Think on that for some time, if you will. People have different ways of thinking, different ways of enjoying life and it's entertainment avenues.

Just because your brain or emotions don't flow on the same level as another person doesn't mean they need a "life" or anything. Considering this person is getting a MAJOR in something you probably can't even comprehend, I'd say he has a life. Grow up, please.



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Reply #17 on: January 04, 2009, 12:23:04 AM
... No comment shall be made so as to avoid conflict upon the forum premises and de-rail this topic.  -_-



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Reply #18 on: January 04, 2009, 12:26:37 AM
... No comment shall be made so as to avoid conflict upon the forum premises and de-rail this topic.  -_-

That is your choice. As a moderator, since I started the debate you could gladly step up and try to allevate yourself beyond your folly here and now. Though it is a wise decision, my point is air tight. Further more, Debate is the point of Forums in the first place.

Regardless, I shall bother you no further, just give what I said some thought, as despite the irritation present there is some logic in what I stated.

*tilts glasses* As for the theory it's self, it was mind blowing. I thought it was gonna be some random troll deal, but it was actually very well thought out and while there are tiny holes here and there, it felt like it could be an actual telling of the story from a "what-if" standard that is appreciateable by different audiences.

tl;dr, it was [tornado fang]ing hilarious.



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Reply #19 on: January 04, 2009, 01:39:02 AM
It's a kids show, not Evangelion or the like.

But Ash is in a coma, so obviously it isn't a kid's show.


I'm sure you can come up with an actual argument as to why this theory is wrong, rather that just declaring that it's impossible. Can't you?



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Reply #20 on: January 04, 2009, 05:56:21 AM
But Ash is in a coma, so obviously it isn't a kid's show.


I'm sure you can come up with an actual argument as to why this theory is wrong, rather that just declaring that it's impossible. Can't you?

Or he can just accept that it's a fun fan theory and not say anything at all that would be silly. Such as trying to disprove a theory we all know isn't true anyway. >_>



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Reply #21 on: January 04, 2009, 06:23:35 AM
both of you stop it, or ill have to give you a time out. >_>;

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #22 on: January 04, 2009, 06:34:21 AM
both of you stop it, or ill have to give you a time out. >_>;




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Reply #23 on: January 04, 2009, 06:36:46 AM
Dont MAKE me take my belt off...

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wait... I dont wear a belt...

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #24 on: January 04, 2009, 06:40:19 AM
Dont MAKE me take my belt off...

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wait... I dont wear a belt...