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Because you get fined for not showing up when asked to come in...?

No, I mean what was the point of waiting 2 hours in the waiting area, when he could've simply exited the coutroom from the beginning, which was right in front of us, and tell the entire group that everything was settled.

We waited all that time for nothing. It only takes 1 or 2 minutes to explain.



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That's a weird way to pronounce Star Fox 64.
That's not how you spel Majora's Mask or Paper Mario.

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Mario Kart 64 Intro

WELCOME TO MARIO KAAAAART!!

MARIO KART GRAND PRIX!

SELECT YOUR PLAYER!

SELECT MAAAAAATCH!!!



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PB gets it. I was actually riding on Mario Kart 64 but I was like "nah"


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I liked Diddy Kong Racing. >.>


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Stahp reminding me that I never owned a N64



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Stahp reminding me that I never owned a N64
Let's team up.


I'm watching you all. Always watching.


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I really hope I'm not that rare breed of kid in my generation that owned a SNES.

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How to tend to a wood stove:

1. Open the door and have a whole bunch of coals fall out of the stove.

2. Clean up said coals with a small coal shovel.

3. Put in wood and close the door.

4. Don't mention the coals when asked if you put wood in the stove.


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Let's team up.

Finally someone who understands my pain D:



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Here's your stupid Goodwoodism for the day:

"I'm an atheist, so I know the Bible!"


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Here's your stupid Goodwoodism for the day:

"I'm an atheist, so I know the Bible!"
Okay give me a miunte....I can't stop laughing! XD

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It was in regards to the Resurrection.  He said that in either Matthew or Mark (chapter 26 or 27) that bodies of dead priests also arose, and there was a mini zombie apocalypse.

I read both books (Chapter 27 of Matthew wasn't the right one and Mark only goes up to 20) and such an event is not in there.  He swears that it's in there because he knows the Bible because he's an atheist and thus knows these things.

I read the darn thing and I can say that there is no zombie apocalypse in the Resurrection.

I'm agnostic and I don't know diddly [parasitic bomb] about religion, but I'm willing to put forth the effort to do a bit of research and not just pull [parasitic bomb] out of my ass.


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That sounds amazing. XD

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The only reason I even had the Bible open was so I could write this Easter play.  I have a plot!  I think i can make it funny!  It's called "Chocolate Jesus."


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Okay this I must hear.

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Well, I was tasked to write this play for church, so I have to focus on the religious side of Easter.  Basically, one character is telling a bunch of kids about the story of the Resurrection, and they start asking how it relates to the Easter Bunny.

He explains that stuff like baby chicks and Spring are symbols of rebirth and renewal.  Then he's asked about chocolate bunnies.  He said (to borrow from Robin Williams) that "No one wants to see kids biting the head off a chocolate Jesus!"

That's my only gag and the sole reason for the entire script.  One.  Stinkin'.  Line.


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Very nice.

Also as I watch an LP of Megaman Legends I must ask how a Servbot can accidentally drop a bomb on a roof.

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I'm not religious at all.  I celebrate most holidays secularly.  Yet, I'm tasked with writing a church production.  When on most Sundays, I'm in church wearing some questionable shirts.

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh, they're lucky the entire script wasn't nothing but snark.


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Very nice.

Also as I watch an LP of Megaman Legends I must ask how a Servbot can accidentally drop a bomb on a roof.

I dunno, ask Batman.



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Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.


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So I told my mom about the things my dad did at the court house and how I noticed some people looked annoyed by what he was doing, particularly with answering the Phone during announcements and maybe his bullshit about Einstein being a good person to read about for business, and she got so embarrassed.  She said he should never take me to the court house ever again. 

Though I worry about him having to go back next month for his jury duty summons.........

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Blargle, need to go to the store and I really don't want to.  It's cold out.


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So much internet time lost. The carpet was recently washed, my dad's on the laptop with his work. I've never been this bored, until now.


Fear me.


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...until now.  *DundunDUN*

You should take up a non-internet hobby.