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Phi · **Reply #5750 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:49:14 AM

That's it... I'm done. Just... done.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #5751 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:49:36 AM

........I don't even think this deserves a 'Wat'...........

Protoman Blues · **Reply #5752 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:56:58 AM

[spoiler]Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. ”Wider,” he said as he put in one more. “I bet you’ve never had this many thumbs in your mouth.” I hadn’t.

[/spoiler]

I mean.....that's just disgusting...AND HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!?

Fxeni · **Reply #5753 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:58:25 AM

He's clearly a Sex Magician.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #5754 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:59:48 AM

How are girls even attracted to this idiot, forget the abusive sub text this guy is also a huge ass moron.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #5755 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:15:32 AM

Quote from: Fxeni on February 13, 2015, 12:58:25 AM

He's clearly a Sex Magician.

It's the only logical explanation.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5756 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:17:29 AM

... This is a bestseller?

I think I'd rather read the Kamasutra.
At least it's technically humanly possible.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #5757 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:18:33 AM

Quote from: Dr. Wily II on February 13, 2015, 01:17:29 AM

... This is a bestseller?

Exactly. As someone who likes to write for a hobby, I find this insulting!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #5758 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:19:08 AM

Quote from: Protoman Blues on February 13, 2015, 01:15:32 AM

It's the only logical explanation.

Sex Magicial with Haruhi Reality Warping Powers. That's the only explanation I have of how this guy can attract girls like that.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5759 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:22:12 AM

Quote from: Protoman Blues on February 13, 2015, 01:18:33 AM

Exactly. As someone who likes to write for a hobby, I find this insulting!

Insulting for ALL writers really.
It's like a significant number of the readers are in just for the... "Sex".

If so, they should REALLY read the Kamasutra.

Phi · **Reply #5760 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:24:05 AM

The author became a multi-billionaire from this [parasitic bomb].

I guess all it takes is to write sexual, poorly-written nonsense, which hormonal teenage girls and lonely housewives will eat up.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5761 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:28:06 AM

That, and multiple thumbs.
Fingers are SO last century.

ViperAcidZX · **Reply #5762 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:40:37 AM

I just got back from eating (and having this crappy hard drive screw me over again), and all I have to say is this:

WHAT THE SERIOUS [tornado fang] AM I READING?!?

I heard 50 Shades of Gray was bad, but this -- THIS -- blew my expectations away.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #5763 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:41:44 AM

Mine as well. It's stunning how terrible this is.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5764 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:43:47 AM

And a movie based on this.
How does it not break minds?

Phi · **Reply #5765 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:46:47 AM

Quote from: ViperAcidZX on February 13, 2015, 01:40:37 AM

I just got back from eating (and having this crappy hard drive screw me over again), and all I have to say is this:

WHAT THE SERIOUS [tornado fang] AM I READING?!?

I heard 50 Shades of Gray was bad, but this -- THIS -- blew my expectations away.

shush you

50 Shades is a best seller and an absolute masterpiece. Forget War & Peace, To Kill a Mockingbird and all those other terrible books!

Quote from: Dr. Wily II on February 13, 2015, 01:43:47 AM

And a movie based on this.
How does it not break minds?

It's funny, because the movie is rated R, meaning they can't show explicit nudity; only partial. Many of the situations would have to be offscreen, further making the movie utterly pointless and more terrible than the book already is.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5766 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:49:17 AM

All I know is that the most infamous scene in the "novel" is completely axed.

... And the uproar it caused.

Phi · **Reply #5767 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:50:18 AM

I'm scared to ask... which scene that is.

Fxeni · **Reply #5768 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:52:02 AM

The only way the movie can be half as good as the book is if there's a narrator talking over all the sex scenes in a monotone voice.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #5769 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:53:07 AM

Quote from: Fxeni on February 13, 2015, 01:52:02 AM

The only way the movie can be half as good as the book is if there's a narrator talking over all the sex scenes in a monotone voice.

.......I can imagine them actually doing that honestly........

ViperAcidZX · **Reply #5770 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:53:28 AM

Quote from: Dr. Wily II on February 13, 2015, 01:28:06 AM

That, and multiple thumbs.
Fingers are SO last century.

I think Orbital Frames from Z.O.E. (or at least the ones with a humanoid design) has like two thumbs, so we're not to far off from that being a possibility.

Quote from: Phi on February 13, 2015, 01:46:47 AM

shush you

50 Shades is a best seller and an absolute masterpiece. Forget War & Peace, To Kill a Mockingbird and all those other terrible books!

I should 50 Shades to my favs list along with Sanic.exe, It Will Get Worse (for the Better), and Jeff the ~~Mary Sue~~ Killer.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5771 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:01:58 AM

Quote from: Phi on February 13, 2015, 01:50:18 AM

I'm scared to ask... which scene that is.

... Oh god.
I have sinned.

ViperAcidZX · **Reply #5772 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:07:22 AM

Quote from: Fxeni on February 13, 2015, 01:52:02 AM

The only way the movie can be half as good as the book is if there's a narrator talking over all the sex scenes in a monotone voice.

Critikal would be perfect for the job.

The Real Fridge Locker

Phi · **Reply #5773 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:29:35 AM

Have some more lines.

Fifty Accents of Grey with Jamie Dornan

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #5774 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:37:30 AM

WE HAVE ALL SINNED

WE MUST REPENT

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