Topic: Ultra Turbo Super Extreme "What are you thinking?" Electric Boogaloo Alpha EX ed

[Police Girl]

words go here

oh cool we're at page innuendo already

[Sakura Leic]

Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot.

wait what are we doing

Oh god.

[Quickman]

*Turns on Eye of the Tiger and plays a Tiger handheld, while riding on a tiger and covered in Tiger Balm.*

[Sakura Leic]

If only one of the Old Spice commercials involved a tiger, so we can ride on tigers backwards.

[Quickman]

And then we'll sing that one lyric from Holy Diver about riding a tiger.

Off a cliff.

While lightning flashes and there's an explosion.

Because we are METAL TIGERS.

[Sakura Leic]

Painting a piggy bank purple, because I can.

[Quickman]

Mabel's new sweater has a skull and crossbones on it.

[Sakura Leic]

Okay so apparently Tails is an even bigger genius than Tony Stark because he can make Tractor Beam bracelets in a cave out of 4 small pieces of scrap from a trap in less than a minute without any tools. 

[Quickman]

*Listening to hair metal*

[Phi]

Okay so apparently Tails is an even bigger genius than Tony Stark because he can make Tractor Beam bracelets in a cave out of 4 small pieces of scrap from a trap in less than a minute without any tools. 

"Tails was able to build this in a cave... with a box of scraps!"

[Sakura Leic]

"Tails was able to build this in a cave... with a box of scraps!"

Exactly, but with even less scrap. 

[Phi]

I'm now imagining Tails with Tony Stark's drinking problem.

"Tails, you need help!"

"SHATTUP, SANIC!" *hic*

[Quickman]

"You shee, Shonic... No projectsh ish too big with enough liquor!"

[Sakura Leic]

I'm now imagining Tails with Tony Stark's drinking problem.

"Tails, you need help!"

"SHATTUP, SANIC!" *hic*

Probably easier to do that in Sonic Lost World considering the crap he had to put up with in that game.  And hell he even reprogrammed the Robotizer with just a toothpick and his tail in that game.

[Phi]

Are you watching a playthrough?

[Sakura Leic]

Are you watching a playthrough?

The Game Grumps one since I doubt anyone I'm subscribed too would do that game anytime soon, unlike Lost World.  I'm pretty much trying to ignore most of their commentary to see just how awful the game is.

[Quickman]

I drew a late-night sketch card.

[Police Girl]

Hooray, shipping [Top Spin]s are going to ruin Crystal now.

[Phi]

Are those the little sticks that sometimes come in shipping crates

[Phi]

Holy [parasitic bomb] the Starfox costume is my absolute favorite alternate!

It's the only costume that works with Bayonetta's looks and the blaster is [tornado fang]ing awesome. The other costumes look silly on her, but to be fair, that was probably the point.

And goddamn the battles with the Lumen Sage is giving me HUGE Birth by Sleep vibes. It feels very much like fighting Mysterious Figure or Lingering Sentiment. However, the Lumen Sage battles are actually fair, and requires very precise skill, unlike the incredibly OP secret bosses where you need to be lucky, most of the time.

Nomura, TAKE NOTES FROM BAYO 2

[Police Girl]

Are those the little sticks that sometimes come in shipping crates

No, those are the people who say inane [parasitic bomb] like "Saber x Shirou totally gaiz they r liek perfet 2gether" and whatnot.

Crystal changed the story of the Manga.
[spoiler]They kept the Shitennou (Jadeite and friends) alive instead of killing them off, they realize they've been brainwashed, get brainwashed again, cut to flashback of Silver Millennium where the other Senshi follow Serenity when she goes to meet Endymion and they fall in love with the Shitennou, the Senshi try to un-brainwash them in the present day, fail, yet they recall that the senshi wanted to bone them. So, basically what they seem to be aiming for is having them survive and date and [parasitic bomb]. So much for Rei's backstory and her dislike of men, so much for Minako's "You will never find true love" warning, so much for SENSHI'S FATE of being resigned to fight instead of love. Oh and it totally shits on Zoicite and Kunzite being homosexual. Way to be so anti-progressive Sailor Moon Crystal.[/spoiler]

All those words dedicated to bitching about stuff. Why do I even care.

[Phi]

I should rephrase what I said earlier. When I said only the Starfox costume worked for her, I meant out of all the Nintendo costumes.

Her normal alternate costumes, on the other hand, work quite well for her. The ones I have currently unlocked, anyway. I wonder if the schoolgirl outfit works.

I'll buy either that or the police woman outfit next.

[Quickman]

I slept all day.

So much for calling the pharmacy and getting clarification on how to take these steroids...

[Sakura Leic]

Seems like the paint I used for the piggy bank wasn't suitable for it, I decided to peel the entire thing off because I noticed that if I nicked it it would ruin it.

[Quickman]

What kind of paint did you use?  What's the surface like on the bank?  Is the surface too smooth?  Was it glazed when you got it?  If it's just too smooth a surface, take a fine-grain sandpaper and rough it up.  That should help the paint stick better.