Topic: Ultra Turbo Super Extreme "What are you thinking?" Electric Boogaloo Alpha EX ed

[ViperAcidZX]

You know, sometimes I think the Soul Calibur games make no sense!

Like how Sophitia suddenly switches alignment by using Soul Edge's evil powers to protect her kids in IV, while kicking her sister's ass when she tries to stop her?

[Blue Valkyrie]

Soul Calibur has a story? 

[Dr. Wily II]

You know, sometimes I think the Soul Calibur games make no sense!

People play the games for sense?

Soul Calibur has a story? 

Exactly.

[Police Girl]

Yay, its time to play the "consumer awareness" game!

The goal today, to let people know that Viz royally screwed the pooch on the video on the Sailor Moon Blu-Rays. The DVDs aren't Anamorphic either and have the pillarbox cooked into the video a lot like really shitty old DVDs did with Letterboxing.

I doubt this will do much but it can't hurt to tell people.

[Phi]

People play the games for sense?

Of course they do.

Games like Sonic and Super Mario have some of the most intelligent and psychologically rich narratives I've ever seen.

Gotta go fast? Mario, I baked a cake for you? These make you think about the big questions.

[Quickman]

Good god, our old comic had some awful melodramatic narration.  It was Pokemon the Marvel Way.  Thirteen years ago, we thought it was good.  Nowadays, it's definitely a product of its time, when comics were still influenced by 90s writing conventions.

[Blue Valkyrie]

When you say "The Marvel way" do you mean everyone talks about them selves in the third person and painstakingly explains whats clearly on the panel?

[Dr. Wily II]

Of course they do.

Games like Sonic and Super Mario have some of the most intelligent and psychologically rich narratives I've ever seen.

Gotta go fast? Mario, I baked a cake for you? These make you think about the big questions.

But you see... Mario is a psycho. Sonic... Isn't the fastest thing alive.

[Quickman]

When you say "The Marvel way" do you mean everyone talks about them selves in the third person and painstakingly explains whats clearly on the panel?

Well, the Marvel Way circa the Nineties.  Comics had melodramatic narration captions quite often, and our comic had the same.  Our narrator was a Xatu, and his dialogue was some really sappy stuff.

Here's a short passage.

We loved our Trainer immensely, but like all Pokemon, we obtained a gap in our lives that can only be felt...
By captivity.

It's strange to think that creatures can go on for years, trapped and lonely, and only to be called on when needed...
And not feel some despair.

Most of us despise PokeBalls, but we feel it is our duty to care and nurture for our Trainer.

Tis only a small request by the Great One.

The cheesy melodrama... IT HUUUUURRRRRRTS

[Mirby]

There is a Keyblade in Fantasy Life.

You can forge a weapon called the Key Cutter, and it is a Longsword. The description also states that it's said to be "the 'key' to monsters' hearts"

Also the shape of it is totally a Keyblade.

Nice nod, Fantasy Life.

Now to find a Sun Cluster so I can make it.

[Blue Valkyrie]

Well, the Marvel Way circa the Nineties.  Comics had melodramatic narration captions quite often, and our comic had the same.  Our narrator was a Xatu, and his dialogue was some really sappy stuff.

Here's a short passage.

The cheesy melodrama... IT HUUUUURRRRRRTS

Haha. 

[Quickman]

It's so bad!

[Amatiramisu]

Of course they do.

Games like Sonic and Super Mario have some of the most intelligent and psychologically rich narratives I've ever seen.

Gotta go fast? Mario, I baked a cake for you? These make you think about the big questions.

WHAT THE [tornado fang] IS A SONIC!?

[Police Girl]

Man, I thought I could fix it by [tornado fang]ing with my TV settings but nope its After-image (Before-image?) hell for Sailor Moon.

DESPAIR.

And I almost posted this in the wrong topic.

DOUBLE DESPAIR.

[Quickman]

I should go fetch my laundry.

[Phi]

So, this is actually a thing.



Marvel and Attack on Titan crossover. The manga will release in 2 weeks.

[Mirby]

There's a character in Fantasy Life named Prospero, and I literally just now realized it sounded familiar because PB's character in the RPMventure RP lol

[Mr. Haxwell]

I'm out of lead. None of the local shops even sell stationery. Looks like I'm stuck using a hard pencil, until I can find lead again.

[Blue Valkyrie]

Oh well, the job turned out to be nothing more than serving customers food. I asked them to keep me in mind if any kitchen jobs turn up at least. *sighs*

[Quickman]

I have a sore throat.

I swear, if the kids got me sick again...

[Dr. Wily II]

They were my agents of PESTILENCE

[Police Girl]

That Stroganoff had too many mushrooms and onions.

The flavors were good, just too much extra.

[Dr. Wily II]

Mmmm... Mushrooms...

[Quickman]

Back from my trek into town.  I voted and got my sticker.  Then, I went to the store, got a few things, and stopped to get dinner on the way home.

[Sakura Leic]

My mom and I decided not to vote because there wasn't really anything interesting to vote for this time it seems.