Author Topic: A HOENN NEW RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE! (Read 26060 times)

Quickman · « **Reply #600 on:** December 08, 2013, 08:25:29 AM »

"I don't think I have any that are the top percentile, but we make do, don't we, Runaway?" Trak patted Runaway's head as she shouldered her bag.

"Oui oui!" Runaway gave a brisk nod and flexed his budding biceps.

Dr. Wily II · « **Reply #601 on:** December 08, 2013, 08:39:02 AM »

Joe smiled as he reached for his other PokeBalls on his waist. Taking them off, he called out his Pokemon: A Furret, a Bibarel and a Watchog. Motioning for his Raticate to stand with the 3 Pokemon, Joe called forth Zigzagoon, who immediately Pounced onto him.

"GAH!! Guys, this is Zigzagoon! And he'll be joining our group!!"

Raticate shook his head again, while Furret looked on with envious eyes. Bibarel... Well... He's just staring blankly. As is Watchog with his neon lights.

Quickman · « **Reply #602 on:** December 08, 2013, 08:54:26 AM »

"Il vous aime bien!" Runaway pointed out helpfully. He likes you!

Trak nodded, "I think we best be off, then." She took Runaway by the hand and they once again began their trek through the woods.

Dr. Wily II · « **Reply #603 on:** December 08, 2013, 09:13:21 AM »

After getting Watchog to use Hypnosis on Zigzagoon, Joe recalled all his Pokemon, sans Raticate. Dusting himself off again, he followed behind Trak and Runaway, still smiling.

Pyro · « **Reply #604 on:** December 13, 2013, 06:16:23 AM »

There was a rustling in the bushes nearby. Could it be a Pokemon, or wayward Flora grunt who got lost in the forest?

(Pyro appears out of nowhere) "Hey Vern! It's Ernest!"

Hey! What are you doing on this side of the fourth wall?!

"No one's paying attention to me."

I'll get to you when I get some inspiration. Now scram!

"Awwww..."

(Pyro shuffles off)

Anyway, rustling bush. Who can it be? And it's not Ernest.

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #605 on:** December 13, 2013, 06:18:51 AM »

"Huh what's in the bushes now?" Sakura questioned with an eyebrow raised.

"Is it another Zigzagoon?" Xuangzang quipped.

Shiva and Vulcan braced themselves just in case it was something dangerous.

Quickman · « **Reply #606 on:** December 13, 2013, 06:31:11 AM »

Runaway heard the rustling as well. He turned, let go of Trak's hand, and dug his spoons out of his pockets (he's loving the shorts).

Trak turned around. "What?"

Runaway remained silent, pointing at the bushes.

Pyro · « **Reply #607 on:** December 13, 2013, 07:03:37 AM »

A rather raggedy-looking Mr. Bonding jumped out from the bushes and instantly spotted Trak. His pervert-sized grin grew larger.

"Want me to show you my O-Powers? And you brought friends!"

Quickman · « **Reply #608 on:** December 13, 2013, 07:40:58 AM »

"Not again!" Trak rolled her eyes.

Runaway held his spoons at arms-length and pointed their bowls together. " Éclat Magi--"

Trak held up her hand, halting the attack. "Actually, no, why hog the fun?" A sneer formed on her face. "Let's let the others take some shots." She backed up, putting a respectable distance between her and Mr. Bonding, awaiting the onslaught that was sure to follow. If the others proved ineffective, though, she had a Dazzling Alakazam ready and raring to go.

Clefilicious❣ · « **Reply #609 on:** December 13, 2013, 07:47:30 AM »

Clefant - "BONDING! I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THAT NIGHT AT THE HOTEL!"

Clefant charged forward at the sleazebag and whacked him across the noggin with a rusty iron pipe, incapacitating him.

Clefant rummaged through his pockets and found incriminating photos, along with a wallet, that had more incriminating photos, but no money.

Clefant - "Pfft, Cheapskate. He's all yours."

Mirby · « **Reply #610 on:** December 13, 2013, 08:16:38 AM »

"Mr. Bonding, I believe I made it perfectly clear when last we met to STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Taylor said excitedly. "Darunia, you know what to do," she added as the Pangoro cracked his knuckles. Darunia walked over to the unconscious pervert and picked him up. "Sixto, your turn." Darunia threw the creep high up into the air right into the waiting talons of the Pidgeot. The bird then rotated around quickly and let go, launching the creep far far into the distance. "That should take care of him."

Quickman · « **Reply #611 on:** December 13, 2013, 08:36:09 AM »

"Monsieur Bonding est mechant," Runaway muttered under his breath, pocketing his spoons and going over to Trak, wrapping his arms around her.

Trak rubbed Runaway's back. "It's okay, he's gone now. When we get to Rustboro, I'll get you one of those big, fancy serving spoons, how's that sound?"

"Tres bien!" Runaway perked up.

White-Jet · « **Reply #612 on:** December 13, 2013, 08:54:37 AM »

Hierophant noticed a very hardly noticeable shadow zipping through the pathway. Looking up, he noticed what appears to be a lavender-dressed, purple-haired human soaring through the sky with eerily handsome hearts and sparkles trailing his trajectory. He blinks a couple of times in disbelief before staring at his half-full water bottle.

"Devil didn't spike my drink again, did he?" he mutters. Synthis only responds with a quizzical tilt of his head.

Dr. Wily II · « **Reply #613 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:09:34 AM »

Joe blinked at the fiasco that almost happened.

"... So... Do you Kalosians ALL know that Mr. Bonding guy?"

Clefilicious❣ · « **Reply #614 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:15:08 AM »

Clefant cracked her neck.

Clefant - "Of course, he's like this sleazy guy who claims he gives you "O-Powers" but the next minute you find yourself in a bed and he's smoking a cigarette in relaxation and you realize he's like 40 and.... Anyway, Next time that pervert appears I'm going to kill him. I won't even be nice and leave him like just close to death like I did that prudish [tornado fang] Siebold. I mean, I think I broke his arms and paralyzed him but I felt that he wouldn't suffer enough if I killed him."

Clefant began to go on and on about her vicious habit of beating up trainers who pissed her off.

Clefant - "That's not to say I beat all trainers up, just assholes. To be fair they deserved it."

Clefant slowly stopped rambling and went back to being silent before tucking the incriminating photos into a secure place.

Quickman · « **Reply #615 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:26:14 AM »

"Mr. Bonding. Scarring Kalos trainers for life since 20XX," Trak rolled her eyes. She opened her bag to get a soda, relieved that Runaway didn't drink all of them.

Mirby · « **Reply #616 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:29:51 AM »

"Back in Kalos, Mr. Bonding is wanted for 721 counts of sodomy. 3 of which were to himself. Unfortunately, he's currently the only way to gain usage of the rather useful O-Powers he possesses. It's twisted, and the law is too busy overreacting to power outages or doing nothing to stop him," Taylor explained. "So Trainers had to adapt. Luckily, since the police are too busy with underwater basket weaving there's currently no punishment for beating that creep up. He's fair game, as long as you don't kill him."

Dr. Wily II · « **Reply #617 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:42:53 AM »

Hearing the 3's side of the story, Joe was kinda glad he wasn't part of Team Rocket anymore... Sans he loses his life to Clefant.

"Well... He's gone now... Right?"

Mirby · « **Reply #618 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:47:45 AM »

"Oh we'll probably see more of him again. He always comes slithering back..."

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #619 on:** December 13, 2013, 07:10:50 PM »

"Huh so that's Mr. Bonding." Sakura blinked.

"He creeps me out, and I'm a [tornado fang]ing 9 ft tall Dragon that can throw lightning wherever I desire. Even a Zubat in a cave would have no chance of escaping my wrath but that man is another story." Xuangzang shuddered.

Sakura looked at the highly disturbed Xuangzang and stroked his head.

"Don't worry you can electrocute him as much as you wish next time we see him." Sakura consoled her tiny Dragon friend.

"Oh I will, believe me I will!" Xuangzang replied as he felt calmer as he was being pet. Xuangzang sometimes hates to admit it, but he loves to be pet by his trainer.

Mirby · « **Reply #620 on:** December 13, 2013, 07:15:33 PM »

(I like how I totally just made it legal to abuse Mr. Bonding however we see fit just to get him out of our hair whenever he pops up

)

Clefilicious❣ · « **Reply #621 on:** December 13, 2013, 09:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Mirby on December 13, 2013, 07:15:33 PM

(I like how I totally just made it legal to abuse Mr. Bonding however we see fit just to get him out of our hair whenever he pops up )

(I like how I've really begun to show off Clefant's psychotic tendencies. Just tell me if I get out of hand because she's going to at least go wild on one or two Gym leaders. Though I haven't decided who.)

Sapphire Knight · « **Reply #622 on:** December 13, 2013, 10:25:48 PM »

Sapph was just crouched down, patting Virgo, who had passed out from fright at the rather short presence of Mr. Bonding. "Honestly, with what he does, O Powers or not, I'm surprised he isn't on the International Police's wanted list."

Mirby · « **Reply #623 on:** December 13, 2013, 11:28:58 PM »

(@Clefant: Have Pyro be one, that'll be hilarious!

)

Quickman · « **Reply #624 on:** December 14, 2013, 03:21:13 AM »

"The police in Kalos are too busy keeping you from going into any part of the city with a blackout," Trak rolled her eyes. "Mr. Bonding is obviously not very high priority when blackouts are concerned. God forbid you actually see Lumiose during a blackout. Can't have that!"

Runaway folded his arms and shook his head.

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