Played a little Mario Kart 7 since the last time I played was forever ago and yeah I remember why I hate this game.
Seriously, I just want to unlock [tornado fang]ing characters, STOP FLINGING [parasitic bomb] AT ME THAT I CAN'T PREDICT. I'm looking at you Waluigi Pinball and your stupid [tornado fang]ing pinball. Also I got like two blue shells on that stage and the game basically said I didn't deserve those by hitting me with TWO consecutive fireballs after the first one and getting smacked with a shell after slipping on a banana on the second. Real [tornado fang]ing cute.
Blue Shells aren't such a pain anymore but seriously I've got to be on the watch for Koopa and Yoshi because those cockfaces keep getting the favor of the computer. I also notice Blue Shells don't pop up nearly as often when a CPU is in the lead, nice [tornado fang]ing system Nintendo.
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