I come home on my lunch break (Which was half an hour late because I didn't get my first break at all until I notified somebody about that 4 hours into my shift, which is when my lunch was scheduled.) and lo and behold my parents are completely absent, they didn't bother telling me where they were or anything. I was going to make dinner but I figured there's no [tornado fang]ing point if they're not coming home in the near future. I get a text from them after my shift is over, nothing like "Sorry we missed you" or "Sorry we were out doing something.", Nope, just "i'm pretty sure you have my headset".
Well mom what [tornado fang]ing difference does it make? You're getting a [tornado fang]ing bluetooth set soon enough you don't need the earpods anymore, hell why did you leave them at home if you were so [tornado fang]ing concerned about them?