Why would you delete his threads? They are good for a laugh.
If any of you can, just make a subforum called "MORON CENTRAL" where you can't post, and its only purpose will be to send topics like these there.
It would be a nice museum filled with hilarious retardation.
And after some time, we could easily revisit these topics (unless the forum dies again because PB) and laugh at how stupid they are.
I know I would.