The only public fighting I've done was with my brother. But, those were playground brawls and just for fun. Otherwise, this business of fighting on someone else's porch is ridiculous. These teenagers need to learn some manners.
I don't even know what the fight was about, nor do I care. Next time it happens, I'm bringing down my kendo sword. Not exactly a Clue-By-4, but it will still serve to beat clues into the heads of those who need them so very badly.