Inside the Zero-G Bowling Alley...
"Hey you two!" Liz floated over to Phi and Arche.
"Um, hey... what was your name again?" Phi asked.
"It's Liz! You know, Elizabeth. Bethy. Lizbeth. LizBiz. Be-"
"We get it!" Phi groaned.
Liz clapped her hands together, "So! How'd the search go? Did you find the sexy seductress who slipped on that red bra?"
".... Yes, we found her," Arche nodded, "Case closed, everyone's happy, let's go, Phi," he quickly stated, signaling Phi to follow him to the other side of the alley.
"Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! Goes the torpedo!" Jack twirled towards them like a torpedo while making high-pitched siren noises, "The Jackpedo! How's it hangin' guys?"
"I don't think torpedos make that sound..." Phi exclaimed brazenly.
"[parasitic bomb], here comes the other one! Quickly, let's go! Our sanity depends on it!" Arche whispered apprehensively to Phi.
She nodded in agreement and then faced them, "Look, we'd love to float around and chat with you, Jack pedo, but we've had a very stressful day, you see. We just want to have some fun, for however long our break lasts. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have bowling balls with our names on them."
"Oh, okey dokey, then! Don't let us keep ya!" Jack responded.
"The balls are in the bowling rack over there," Liz looked at Phi and pointed towards the back of the alley, "Make sure to polish the bowling balls, if they're dirty. Clean out those holes in the balls, too. Always clean out each hole."
"That's right, missy! Protect your holes at all times!" Jack proclaimed with an odd sense of confidence, a weird grin stretched across his face.
"I feel so unclean now..." Phi felt a shiver go down her spine.
"W-We'll do that, BYE!" Arche promptly grabbed Phi's hand and they steadily floated to the bowling balls, "Gah, hurry, hurry! Float faster, dammit!" He cursed the zero gravity, and turned his head to see if they were a safe enough distance from them.
"Some 'relaxation lesson' this is turning out to be," Phi sighed.
"Hey, we can still have fun, alright? Let's just ignore... all that," Arche pumped out his chest, and cracked his knuckles, "Okay, how about we play a little one-on-one competitive match!"
Phi smiled and tried her best to mentally block-out Jack and Liz, "You seem confident that you can beat me. Fine, I accept your challenge!"
He rubbed a finger against his nose with a cocky grin, "Beat? Nah. I can demolish you!"
"So, you've bowled before, have you?" She asked, choosing a bowling ball.
"Welllll, not exactly... I've watched a few bowling matches on TV before..." He trailed off, "BUT I feel totally ready! Bring it!"
Phi giggled, "Ohhh okay, now I'm shaking in my boots."
Arche glided over to a monitor that displayed the match settings. He sifted through the various options, "Uh huh... that and that... and, I guess this one? Hm, okay... Standard match, right here."
He selected the Standard match setting and the bowling lane was mechanically restocked with a fresh set of bowling pins.
"Get ready to taste the bitter tears of defeat!" Arche teased.
Phi smirked and made a thumbs-down hand gesture, "Please. You're all talk. I'll show you what I'm really made of!"