Chapter Four: Randomness ensues! RANDOM MAN!On the way to the funfair, robot piranhas are raining from the sky and Metools are flying in the air without the aid of propellers or jetpacks.
Megaman: Strange, and random indeed...
When he finally reached the funfair, the whole place has been rebuilt: Giant boxes the size of buildings with question marks on them littered the place. At the front gate, there is a robot parrot that started talking with Megaman approached it.
Parrot: To find the right box containing the boss room, you must take note of boxes.
Megaman: What the? What do you mean?
Just as the parrot was about to answer, the ground below Megaman's feet began to move, and sped him off to one of the boxes. Once inside, Megaman found that the room he's in is totally empty, except for a ladder that leads upwards.
Megaman: Oh well, it seems that the only way to get out is to go up that ladder...
After climbing the ladder, Megaman noticed that the room now has 4 doors labeled 3, 6, 9, and 12.
Megaman: 4 doors? Which one do I choose? Ah well let me try 9.
After he went through the door, he noticed that he has returned to the exact same room, even the ladder that he climbed up from.
Megaman: What? Why am I back in the same starting room? Maybe 3...
But it had the same result; he's still back in the starting room.
Megaman: HOW DO I KNOW WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE?
Just then, the parrot's words echoed in his mind: "You must take note of boxes..."
Megaman: Boxes? *scans the room* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, there are 6 boxes. That must mean I must go through the door marked 6!
He did just that, and noticed that this room is different from the starting room.
Again, this room has 4 doors, but since Megaman knows how to solve the puzzle, it's a lot easier.
*Fast forward to boss room*
After going through countless doors, Megaman finally reached the boss door.
A familiar robot teleported in, and Megaman was momentarily stunned.
Megaman: Eddie? What are you doing here? What has DWII done to you?!
Random Man: I'm not Eddie! I'm Random Man, DWII's third Robot Master, and I will show you the power of RANDOMNESS!
Megaman: Where does DWII get his ideas for his Robot Master? First a sleepy one, then a dancing rainbow, and now, randomness?
Random Man: How dare you mock DWII? I'll destroy you personally in the name of DWII!
Megaman: Never! MEGA BUSTER!!!
Random Man: Ha! That's it? Randomizer, Leaf Shield activate!
Random Man's flip-top opened, and Leaf Shield was generated, which deflected Megaman's buster shots.
Megaman: Leaf Shield? But that's Wood Man's master weapon!
Random Man: Yes, but my Randomizer allows me to replicate any Master Weapon to my advantage. Leaf Shield, attack!
Megaman: That was shocking, but I know how to counter Leaf Shield! *jumps over*
Random Man: Oh, a pity. Randomizer, Flash Stopper, activate!
Random Man's flip-top opened, and a bright flash of light is released.
Megaman: GAH! *frozen*
Random Man: Now that I have stop you in your tracks, Randomizer, Screw Crusher, activate and attack!
Random Man's flip-top opened, and a barrage of Screw Crushers began to rain down on Megaman, slowly chipping away his energy.
Megaman (still frozen): GAH! Another powerful Robot Master. Having access to all Master Weapons of previous Robot Masters, that's a huge advantage over me, even if I know how to counter them. If only I have a weapon to defeat him with. My Mega Buster doesn't work, maybe I can try Bright Light to put him to sleep. Or I could fight firepower with firepower using Rainbow Blast... Ok, I'll bet with Rainbow Blast.
Flash Stopper's effect wore off, and Megaman dropped onto one knee for support.
Random Man: Haha, it seems that you can't take another hit.
Megaman (panting): Oh yeah? Take this then. Weapon Change! RAINBOW BLAST!!!
Random Man: Randomizer, Skull + Plant + Left Barrier combo, activate!
Random Man's flip-top opened, and Skull Barrier, Plant Barrier and Leaf Shield all appeared and started to circle round him just as Rainbow Blast hit.
Random Man: Ha! With this ultimate barrier combo, no attack can harm me!
Megaman: You sure about that? Take a look for yourself.
What Random Man saw next shocked him; Skull Barrier got corroded by Green, Plant Barrier got frozen by Indigo, and Leaf Shield got burned by Red.
Random Man: WHAT!? This can't be!
Megaman: Oh yes it can. Final RAINBOW BLAST!!!
Random Man: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *explosion*
You get... RANDOM PRESENT!!!
Megaman: 5 more left, and it's getting tougher... Must persevere... *teleports back to Dr. Light's lab*
Dr. Light: Welcome back, Megaman. Another tough opponent?
Megaman: Yes. Dr. Light, could you analyze this new Master Weapon?
Dr. Light: Let me see... Random Present. A parcel is thrown at the enemy. It has a 30% chance of destroying the enemy in one attack.
Megaman: Wow, that's powerful. What about the other 70%?
Dr. Light: Hmm, it says it will heal the enemy...
Megaman: What a strange Master Weapon...
Just then, a news report states that the military base just outside the city has been taken over by a Robot Master.
Megaman: Military base? I got to be careful...
Sure that it's another of DWII's Robot Masters, he immediately ran off to the military base.