Author Topic: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING (Read 57129 times)

Dr. Wily II · « **Reply #950 on:** May 21, 2013, 03:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Sapphire Knight on May 20, 2013, 10:43:43 PM

(All pokemon lay eggs though. o3o)

(BUT YOU DON'T EAT THOSE EGGS... DO YOU!?)

Sapphire Knight · « **Reply #951 on:** May 21, 2013, 10:25:07 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Wily II on May 21, 2013, 03:04:47 PM

(BUT YOU DON'T EAT THOSE EGGS... DO YOU!?)

(CHansey and Blissey eggs you do. And Ekans eats Pidgey eggs!)

Quickman · « **Reply #952 on:** May 22, 2013, 01:46:38 AM »

(I could go for some eggs right about now...

)

Quickie looked to Mewtwo. "You picked a good Sawsbuck. Perfect venison."

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #953 on:** May 22, 2013, 01:51:49 AM »

"And these spices taste so good. Sapph you're such an amazing cook, can you be my wife?" Sakura praised.

Quickman · « **Reply #954 on:** May 22, 2013, 01:58:01 AM »

Mewtwo raised an eyebrow. "So, the ability to cook entitles one to betrothal?"

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #955 on:** May 22, 2013, 02:07:33 AM »

"Nah it's just a joke." Sakura smiled as she continued to enjoy the Sawsbuck.

Quickman · « **Reply #956 on:** May 22, 2013, 03:05:33 AM »

Mewtwo resumed eating, albeit somewhat sloppily. Despite human-like mannerisms, he was still very much an animal, and that was most evident in how he ate. He tore the meat apart with his sharp teeth, chewed with his mouth open, and gnawed the bones clean before discarding them.

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #957 on:** May 22, 2013, 03:10:20 AM »

"Uh Mewtwo you got stuff on you're face." Sakura said as she offered him a disposable napkin.

Sapphire Knight · « **Reply #958 on:** May 22, 2013, 05:52:48 AM »

"Maybe if our genders were flipped." Sapph said, responding to Sakura's joke. "But it's all a matter of trial and error. Took me weeks to get this spice mixture just right. Though, it didn't really help that it was ursaring that I was trying the spices out on." He said, tossing a cleaned bone to Kaiser, who, very happily, ate it with several loud crunches. Hero was also quite a bit more interested in the bones than the meat. Rush, meanwhile, was too busy dancing around with the cleaned skull and using it like some demented sock puppet.

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #959 on:** May 22, 2013, 06:16:28 AM »

"I guess that's true, I'm more of a bird hunter myself. I had my own blend I used for my catches but I forgot to pick some spices up in Saffron." Sakura sighed.

Pyro · « **Reply #960 on:** May 22, 2013, 07:30:53 AM »

"The Colonel's eleven special herbs and spices!" Pyro shouted, "Kalos Fried Combusken!"

Firebrawl gawked at his trainer before he quickly turned around and pretended not to hear it.

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #961 on:** May 22, 2013, 07:39:11 AM »

"I'm glad Vulcan wasn't out to hear you say that." Sakura said while she and her Pokemon stared at him blankly.

Quickman · « **Reply #962 on:** May 22, 2013, 07:48:29 AM »

Mewtwo licked his chops and began to clean his hands. Quickie watched him for a long moment, wanting to offer him a napkin or something, but she decided against it. She just hoped that the hairball wouldn't be too massive and disgusting afterward.

Pyro · « **Reply #963 on:** May 22, 2013, 07:51:30 AM »

(I think it would be interesting if Pyro and Firebrawl came into conflict with a Colonel Sanders' lookalike during their adventure in Kalos.

)

Quickman · « **Reply #964 on:** May 22, 2013, 09:40:11 AM »

(So, does anyone have any ideas for plot progression? I'm tackling the Team Rocket end, and all I can think of at the moment is for Mewtwo to cough up a hairball, because it would be funny... and gross.)

Sapphire Knight · « **Reply #965 on:** May 22, 2013, 09:50:44 AM »

(Aside from Obsidian and/or his minions rearing their heads?)

Quickman · « **Reply #966 on:** May 22, 2013, 09:57:49 AM »

(Go for it. Throw in some minions. Giovanni's wise to him, we're wise to him. At this point in time, we're not doing anything. The most I've done so far was start a trail of breadcrumbs for Giovanni to follow, but until his agents actually get a bead on the group, he's relegated to cut scenes.)

(OOH! I have dice! Throw in some mooks, I'll tally a mook rating, and we can Wushu this bad boy!)

Sapphire Knight · « **Reply #967 on:** May 22, 2013, 10:27:18 AM »

Suddenly, as the group was just finishing their meal, 8 armored men, each wearing a combination of black with some different color/s charged out from the bushes and surrounded the group, with both pokeballs and swords drawn. "Sapphire Knight. We were sent to bring in you and everyone with you. Dead or alive. Lethal force has been authorized by our leaders." There was a gold logo on the left sides of their chests that looked like a capital 'L' on top of a capital 'O'.

(The particular color they wear in combo with their black is dependent on how Quickie rolls it. The order of lowest to highest in rating is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, brown, and gray at the top.)

Quickman · « **Reply #968 on:** May 22, 2013, 10:33:16 AM »

(You got a 6. Eight armored men, plus eight characters... I think this calls for a mook rating of 15. Everyone gets four dice (two Yin, two Yang) as a default, traits aren't needed. This is just an experiment, anyway. Chi isn't being counted, either, the dice-rolling is only to progress the scene.)

Quickie jumped to her feet, suddenly cursing her lack of Pokemon. Beside her, Mewtwo growled and was on his feet, hands balled into fists. His eyes flashed blue for a brief moment. "On whose authority?"

(Oh, this afternoon I'll be a bit busy, so I may not get around to the dice-rolling right away.)

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #969 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:27:02 PM »

"Seriously why the [tornado fang]ing hell does this happen to me all the [tornado fang]ing time?" Sakura said angrily as she got up and Starscream, Spaghetti, and Castor got into a defensive position "Every [tornado fang]ing time I go on a journey I run into some bad guys in stupid [tornado fang]ing costumes. First it was [tornado fang]ing pirates, then it was [tornado fang]ing spacemen, then [tornado fang]ing knights, now [tornado fang]ing cyborgs? Seriously why do you guys always wear [tornado fang]ing stupid costumes!?"

Protoman Blues · « **Reply #970 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:43:49 PM »

"Because villains have a flair for the dramatic, young Sakura! BUT SO CAN HEROES. HAHAHAHA!!!!" Lt. PB yelled out.

"HE'S RIGHT, YOUNG SAKURA! TOGETHER, WE SHALL SEND THESE VAGRANTS INTO THE ABYSS OF THE NIGHT!" Karen also yelled out.

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #971 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:46:11 PM »

"You sure it's not a flair for looking stupid?" Sakura raised an eyebrow.

Pyro · « **Reply #972 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:53:29 PM »

Oblivious to the danger the new arrivals posed, Pyro vanished only to reappear behind the ringleader and jump onto him. He clasped his hands around the mooks eyes and shouted.

"Guess who!"

Sakura Leic · « **Reply #973 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:55:20 PM »

"You know I stopped trying to make sense of him a long time ago, but I still wonder how he does that." Sakura said in amazement.

Protoman Blues · « **Reply #974 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:56:06 PM »

"Cause he think of life as a fun adventure, at all times!" Karen stated.

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