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Sakura Leic · **Reply #175 on:** December 31, 2012, 07:59:10 AM

"Oh I heard about those crazy people. I remember hearing that their boss disbanded them and 3 years later they took over the Radio Tower in Goldenrod City and then used it to beg their boss to come back. That's just pitiful. I mean I came across other crazy Teams like that in my travels but those guys just sound weird." Sakura voicing her thoughts on the subject.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #176 on:** December 31, 2012, 10:05:08 AM

Quote from: Pyro on December 31, 2012, 06:55:08 AM

(I hope someone can indulge me here. )

(Since I'm an old man...)

The old man twitched his nose, and let out a huge sneeze, causing him to sit up abruptly. Even after all that, the old man's eyes remained closed, and soon, slowly fell back onto his back with a light thud. Once down, he turned his body such that his back is now facing the stranger, and he became to snore loudly, as if nothing happened.

Pyro · **Reply #177 on:** December 31, 2012, 11:06:20 PM

Pyro could have easily sidestepped the old man and continued on his way to Viridian City but something aroused the trainer's curiosity. He picked up the bottle resting next to the old man and took a whiff of it only to cringe at the scent of fermented rice. Then he pressed his ear to the old man's back to hear no heartbeat... and forgot that it was the codger's snoring that drowned it out. He looked to Mr. Spook.

"I don't hear a heartbeat!" he said, "I think he had a heart attack! What do you think, Mr. Spook?"

Something about the Shadow Pokemon's grin appeared more malevolent than usual, "Gen, gen, gar, gengar!"

"Zor!" Loki added, "Zorua!"

"I think I know enough about medicine from that episode of All My Chanseys I saw on TV four months ago," Pyro said, "So should I jumpstart the old man's ticker?"

Mr. Spook clapped his hands and then rubbed them deviously, "Gar!"

Pyro pulled out a surgical mask and tied it over his mouth, "Well, that settles that!"

He took a Pokeball and threw it over the old man, "Go Socks!"

"Rooooooow-TOM!" the Plasma Pokemon yelled as it added on the ground with a loud, metallic crash from the washing machine it possessed.

"Use Thunderbolt, Socks! We have a life to save!" Pyro shouted to the Rotom, "Clear!"

Socks smirked as he fired a lightning bolt as the hapless codger.

(Anyone think I ventured into comedic sociopathy here?

)

Sakura Leic · **Reply #178 on:** December 31, 2012, 11:21:30 PM

(I'd say so.

)

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #179 on:** January 01, 2013, 06:36:38 AM

(OHGODWHATAREYOUDOINGI'MNOTASHKETCHUM)

Right at the moment the Thunderbolt would have hit, the old man flipped to the other side, totally dodging the electric attack. The Wash Rotom, seeing it's Thunderbolt miss, fired a few more at the old man. Again, the old man, using unheard off agility and grace, dodged the attacks. If Jackie Chan saw this, he might have been impressed by the old man's Drunken Fists technique.

(HAVEFUNWHYDON'TYOU)

Pyro · **Reply #180 on:** January 01, 2013, 06:58:27 AM

Pyro still had the element of surprise as he suddenly appeared atop the old man, perched on his shoulders. The young trainer/nutcase looked down at him and cocked his head to the side.

"Wow," he said, wearing a Gyarados-wide grin, "I never seen an old man move like that before... well... maybe Mr. Briney before he retired to that shipwreck in the sky... So what do you use? Rare candies? Carbos?"

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #181 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:02:07 AM

The old man might have answered the trainer... If he was awake. The old man was in fact still sleeping, and still snoring. He wobbled to the left, then the right, before falling back on the ground, into a Slaking pose, slightly flinging the trainer off his shoulders.

Pyro · **Reply #182 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:10:56 AM

Pyro effortlessly rolled to a stop on the ground while Loki jumped off beforehand. The little Zorua made a dash for the sake bottle and grabbed it with his mouth before running back to his. Mr. Spook, for his part, hovered over the old man. Had he known Dream Eater or Nightmare, he would have really had fun with the codger but settled on giving him a lick with his elongated tongue.

Loki handed (figuratively) the sake bottle in Pyro's hand, "Zor, zor, zorua!"

Pyro blinked, "You want me to pour this on the ground? I dunno, Loki. Looks expensive to me."

"Zor!"

The trainer swished the bottle and shrugged before he poured the sake out from the bottle."

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #183 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:21:23 AM

Via alcoholic instinct, the old man, still asleep, got up from his Slaking pose, and like an Arbok, slithered his way towards the the young man, stopping his mouth right under the overturned sake bottle, lapping up whatever is flowing out, enjoying the last few drops. After all has been emptied, the old man slithered out from under the bottle, did Acrobatics (and would have been double the power), and went back into his Slaking pose.

Pyro · **Reply #184 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:31:25 AM

Except Pyro had switched the sake bottle with another bottle that contained a combination of espresso, energy drink, and a lot of Pixie Stix at the last moment. How did he do that?

"Through deus ex machina, of course!" said the pleased trainer.

You know breaching the fourth wall could get us both in a lot of trouble, right?

"Oh. Right. What's the old man going to do now?"

Not my purview, kid. Not my purview.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #185 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:38:57 AM

The old man, while still in his Slaking pose, opened his eyes widely. They glowed an ominous red, as the old man slowly got to his feet, and roared in rage, pounding his chest with his fists like an oversized gorilla. Suddenly, a familiar encounter music began to play in the background.

--------------------------------------------
Old Man woke up! He attacked in a rampage!!

>Fight >Item
>Pokemon >Run

Pyro · **Reply #186 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:46:34 AM

(This got a lot more interesting.

)

>Item
>Pokeball x Over 9000.

Pyro used Pokeball!

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #187 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:52:01 AM

The Pokeball missed!!

Old Man used Teeter Dance!!

[spoiler](LOL, although Old Man is a human, but I'm gonna list him like a Pokemon now.

Name: Old Man
Classification: Drunken Human
Typing: Normal/Fighting
Ability: Filter
Held items: None
Moveset: Acrobatics, Teeter Dance, Low Sweep, Hammer Arm
Flavour text: An old man that blocks the way to Route 2. Have you picked up Oak's Parcel at the Poke Mart?)
[/spoiler]

Pyro · **Reply #188 on:** January 01, 2013, 08:20:32 AM

It had no effect! Pyro is oblivious!

>Item
>Key Items
>Boom Box

"You wanna dance, huh? Try this on for size!"

A boom box appeared in the young trainers hands. He pressed the "play" button and a song from a little while back boomed from the speakers. Pyro started shaking his hips to the beat.

Just shoot for the stars!
If it feels right
then aim for my heart
If you feel like it
and take me away
and make it okay
I swear I'll behave

You wanted control
so we waited
I put on a show
now I make it!
You say I'm a kid
my ego is big
I don't give a [parasitic bomb]

And it goes like this...

The trainer then broke out into a huge dancing number with his Pokemon as backup dancers.

(I will have to press the Start button soon, but what do you guys think? I don't think I could RP Pyro without him breaking into dance.

)

Sakura Leic · **Reply #189 on:** January 01, 2013, 08:21:59 AM

(Yes more random shenanigans and dancing!

)

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #190 on:** January 01, 2013, 08:29:34 AM

(Oh god, I should have given Old Man Soundproof or Tangled Feet.

)

The Old Man roared in pain at the music that's blasting into his ears, and yet, he felt compelled to dance along using his Teeter Dance. Fighting the urge, the Old Man did the oldest trick in his book to trip opponents.

Old Man used Low Sweep!!

Pyro · **Reply #191 on:** January 01, 2013, 05:10:30 PM

Pyro jumped up to avoid the sweep and executed a mid-air somersault. Then he did the moonwalk upon landing.

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!

I don't need to try to control you!
Look into my eyes and I'll own you!
With the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!

Meanwhile, Mr. Spook was surreptitiously recording the whole thing, and the video would become viral once it hit Saffron City.

Pyro giggled, "I know you can't resist, Old Man. This is how I won the Sinnoh League!"

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #192 on:** January 01, 2013, 05:42:44 PM

The Old Man roared, annoyed that the Trainer keeps dodging his attacks, and dancing to that awful beat. He noticed the source of the music, and decided to aim for that instead.

Old Man used Acrobatics!!

Pyro · **Reply #193 on:** January 01, 2013, 07:10:07 PM

The Old Man wrecked the boom box and the route fell silent. At least until Pyro pulled out another one from pocket space and the music resumed and he began tapping his foot to the beat.

Maybe it's hard, when you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right, but when you're with me,
I'll make you believe, that I got the key,

Pyro turned on his heel and then shook his hips as he wagged a finger at the Old Man.

So get in the car, we can ride it,
Where you want, get inside it,
And you want to steer,
But I'm shifting gears,
I'll take it from here,

And it goes like this...

Pokemon from the forest gathered around and danced with Pyro and his entourage.

"Oh yeah, YEAH!"

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!

I don't need to try to control you!
Look into my eyes and I'll own you!
With the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!
I got the moves like Jagger!

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #194 on:** January 02, 2013, 10:12:32 AM

The Old Man just roared in further anger. Despite destroying the source of the music, the Trainer somehow managed to continue playing that song... And even WILD Pokemon are joining the Trainer in song and dance. The Old Man did one last ditch effort...

Old Man used Hammer Arm!!

Pyro · **Reply #195 on:** January 03, 2013, 05:14:40 AM

Pyro caught the Old Man's fist and hurled him overhead into the path of three approaching approaching Beauties. Intrigued by the noise they started dancing as well while caressing the Old Man in a flirtatious manner.

You wanna know
How to make me smile
Take control
Just own me for the night

And if share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe
Ooh baby, rub me right

But if share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

Pyro jumped back into the fray.

And it goes like this...

Sakura Leic · **Reply #196 on:** January 03, 2013, 05:17:35 AM

(...Dang did not expect the Beauties to do something like that.

)

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #197 on:** January 03, 2013, 06:00:35 AM

(Wait, who is our party waiting on?)

Sakura Leic · **Reply #198 on:** January 03, 2013, 06:03:39 AM

(I think it's PB or something, I was the one who posted last.)

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #199 on:** January 03, 2013, 06:05:59 AM

(Yeah, that's who I thought we were waiting on. o3o)

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