Topic: I say bad things about your favorite games!

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Garry's Mod shenanigans is the new ytmnd.

[Jericho]

Jet Set Radio please.

[Bueno Excelente]

Jet Set Radio please.

Sorry, man. Been done already. Tell ya what, I'll do Future.

- Rollercoaster boss fight takes too damn long just to catch those bastards.
- Some graffiti souls are really hard to get.
- Levels can be labyrinthic and sometimes, you can get lost in them.
- Zero Beat's got kind of a lame design.
- Doctor Octopus boss is frustrating and looooooooooooooooong

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Roller Coaster Tycoon

[Mirby]

Pilotwings. Did you do that one yet?

[Chainsaw Guitar]

- It's kinda slippery.

Oh shi- I thought I was just going crazy from the sudden shrinkage of resolution.

[Gaia]

Oh shi- I thought I was just going crazy from the sudden shrinkage of resolution.

You'll actually slip in some levels into deathtraps. I actually slipped into a pit at least ONCE.

..There is no Omega in ZXA

Was going for both ZX and ZXA.  

> buff pyro, nerf pyro, buff pyro, nerf pyro, buff pyro, nerf pyro...

OH GOD THIS. It makes it harder for us who play as the Pyro to play efficiently in general (was mauled in-game even though I was using the best stratedgy for a Pyro available: USE A [tornado fang]ing GUN). >>

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Roller Coaster Tycoon

- Make a park full of unfinished Shuttle Loops.
- Block all exits.
- Turn them all on at the same time.
- KABOOM
- HUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, wait, that wasn't nitpicking. Okay then...

- Can't buy more and more terrain until you have the whole map.
- Coaster construction feels limited sometimes.
- STOP VOMITING DAMMIT
- There is only one ticket price balance, and that is 20 bucks. Once you get there, no turning back or onwards.
- No "free mode" without objectives.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

- No "free mode" without objectives.

You didn't unlock Mega Park? Or did you get some icky European version that was downscaled in just about every aspect?

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You didn't unlock Mega Park? Or did you get some icky European version that was downscaled in just about every aspect?

I mean a main mode, from the beginning, with every park available.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I mean a main mode, from the beginning, with every park available.

Oh, yeah. That was rather annoying.

RAINBOW VALLEY URGHJ

But that was fixed in the second one, right? So let's see your comments on that one.

[Dexter Dexter]

Oh [parasitic bomb] man. Spectro and I had to literally work together to complete Rainbow Valley. It was a load of ass. Ain't memories great?

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Oh [parasitic bomb] man. Spectro and I had to literally work together to complete Rainbow Valley. It was a load of ass. Ain't memories great?

This one wasn't. Though, I have to admit, that "authority" was stupid because, for all its preservation orders, there remained to be one prohibiting TUNNELS ALL OVER THE FRIKKEN PLACE

[Bueno Excelente]

Oh, yeah. That was rather annoying.

RAINBOW VALLEY URGHJ

But that was fixed in the second one, right? So let's see your comments on that one.

Never played the second or third, just the first one.

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TORTURE MODE, HOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

Seriously, this game has you to mode harm to people than The Sims ever did.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Never played the second or third, just the first one.

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TORTURE MODE, HOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

Seriously, this game has you to mode harm to people than The Sims ever did.

Shame. The second one improved on some major flaws in the first, but roller coasters with different vehicles got divided up into separate rides. Apparently, a wooden roller coaster isn't a wooden roller coaster anymore when you put the trains backwards.

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Shame. The second one improved on some major flaws in the first, but roller coasters with different vehicles got divided up into separate rides. Apparently, a wooden roller coaster isn't a wooden roller coaster anymore when you put the trains backwards.

I should try it sometime. I got so many fond memories on the first... for like... half a year, it was the ONLY game I played. ALL DAY.

[Mirby]

I've still got the first. Still fun. Set up a Drop Zone like ride, make it as short as possible, set the launch speed to 80+ mph, and watch it fly.... fall.... BOOM!!! ^_^

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Anyway, any more requests? Just think of a recent game that's come out, or something. No Alan Wake, though. Still gotta buy that.

[Luke]

How about Devil May Cry 3 and 4 then?

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How about Devil May Cry 3 and 4 then?

DMC3's been done. I'll do of DMC4.

- No extra weapons for Nero? This is Devil May Cry! Where are my extra weapons?
- Why is Nero acting so seriously? Why isn't he eating pizza and getting hurt all over but still laughing?
- Yay, finally playing as superior Dante. Wait... I gotta go through levels, ALL OVER AGAIN? SAME BOSSES?
- Oh, great. The character with which we play with THE LEAST... has like... one new weapon each level? How the hell are we even supposed to enjoy those weapons' gameplay if we barely got time to try them out? Where am I gonna try out Yamato? In the second gameplay run?
- Damn you Capcom, we're never gonna have a final boss as cool as Virgil ever again, are we?
- Oh look, that character who appeared for like 5 seconds is Trish. Did... did we even care about her to begin with?

[Blackhook]

Profesor Layton 1

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Profesor Layton 1

This kinda shows how I feel about it.

[Phi]

Viewtiful Joe

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Viewtiful Joe

- Controls could use more fluidity.
- Instead of the VFX bar going up and down in various levels, why not put in a level-up system for it that could last the entire game? This way's kind of annoying.
- Puzzles don't serve much purpose, whole game should be about kicking ass.
- Captain Blue battles are kinda repetitive at first.
- One boss I don't remember has a very repetitive pattern.

[Gaia]

- One boss I don't remember has a very repetitive pattern.

Mr. Batty? Yeah, he does. Then again, he's a first boss.

anyway..

Past: Shining Force 1 (played this on a collection).

Present: All Digimon Worlds.