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Reply #200 on: June 01, 2010, 02:23:52 AM
- No ability to make out with Cortana (MAI WAIFU)
If the devs actually gave you the ability to do that, it'd be awesome.

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Reply #201 on: June 01, 2010, 02:24:13 AM
Chrono Trigger



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Reply #202 on: June 01, 2010, 03:03:46 AM
Konjak's website declares Noitu Love 2 headed to WiiWare
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Golgoth Studio's Blog which shows you what they've done with another classic platformer, which gives you a good impression of what will be Noitu Love 2's WiiWare edition.

Sorry if that's off-topic, and I didn't feel like quoting to make it seem less of a derailer.

Also, I haven't read all the previous pages, so I don't know what games you've already said bad things about, but have you done BATTLETOADS?
I love me some mother fuckin' battletoads.



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Reply #203 on: June 01, 2010, 03:20:32 AM
- FUCKIN' ridiculously quick time limit!

No it's not, it's way more than enough to do a lot of stuff...sorry, a reflex of mine. Aaaaaanyways, how about A Link to the Past?


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Reply #204 on: June 01, 2010, 03:29:53 AM
Aaaaaanyways, how about A Link to the Past?
- Pink-haired Link wha?
- Still the pansiest-looking spinning slash.
- Traversing the world can get pretty dull sometimes.
- The dark world is quite ugly to go through, considering it's the biggest part of the game.
- URGH, equipping one item at a time... the SNES has alot of buttons, people.



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Reply #205 on: June 01, 2010, 03:49:31 AM
Oh right, forgot about it. The Oracle games then.


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Reply #206 on: June 01, 2010, 03:59:28 AM
Oh right, forgot about it. The Oracle games then.
Of course there is something wrong with these games.
-No Epona
-A boxing Kangaroo sounds silly
-Links Awakening was twice as better
- DX was even better than all of those combined
-They sold 5 million copies, yet Okami can't get 500,000?
-Time has been done
-Moosh
-Lack of Sploosh

Try something different like an Arcade game or something, most of these have been retro or obscure.
Racing? FPS? Fighting?



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Reply #207 on: June 01, 2010, 04:17:41 AM
Well fine, do Street Fighter, either ST or IV.


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Reply #208 on: June 01, 2010, 04:21:42 AM
Well fine, do Street Fighter, either ST or IV.

Or third strike...



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Reply #209 on: June 01, 2010, 04:25:29 AM
Well thank you, Taiyo IV it is.
-Storyline is just plain crazy
-the cutscenes look awkward
-Ken I kick it? So many people pick Ken
- The intro song is just not in line with anything SF is.
-Seth, my god.
Or third strike...
Never played it.
It probably lacks ingenuity and innovation.



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Reply #210 on: June 01, 2010, 04:28:53 AM
Never played it.


If that's the case, then it's flawless. bVd



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Reply #211 on: June 01, 2010, 04:31:05 AM
If that's the case, then it's flawless. bVd
Oh ITS ON.
Ahem,
-Most of the new characters seem like they were designed by a 12 year old.
-It breaks everything the original had set for it
-I'm pretty sure it gave birth to EX
-Not nearly an awesome name as fighting street.



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Reply #212 on: June 01, 2010, 04:34:56 AM
Oh ITS ON.
Ahem,
-Most of the new characters seem like they were designed by a 12 year old.
-It breaks everything the original had set for it
-I'm pretty sure it gave birth to EX
-Not nearly an awesome name as fighting street.

Damn, so close to being home free. XD



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Reply #213 on: June 01, 2010, 05:17:04 AM
-Seth, my god.Never played it.

I still say Seth is incredibly overrated.

Oh ITS ON.
Ahem,
-Most of the new characters seem like they were designed by a 12 year old.
-It breaks everything the original had set for it
-I'm pretty sure it gave birth to EX
-Not nearly an awesome name as fighting street.

No mention of Chun and Yun?


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Reply #214 on: June 01, 2010, 05:23:48 AM
Chun and Yun are stupid because they are like Cammy?
Any other game?



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Reply #215 on: June 01, 2010, 05:58:57 AM
DuckTales (NES)

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #216 on: June 01, 2010, 06:13:56 AM
-Walking stick is easy way to win
-It shames cartoon games today
-I'm sure you've played it with nostalgia glasses
-Theres' probably a better Mickey game out there, just can't remember name.
-William Dafoe possibly hates it.



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Reply #217 on: June 01, 2010, 11:36:51 AM
Sin and Punishment. Make my day. :3

- Released only in Japan, even though it's perfectly localized.
- Horrible voice-acting.
- Bad controls on the N64.
- Even WORSE controls with the Gamecube controller on the Wii VC version.
- A few annoying bosses.



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Reply #218 on: June 01, 2010, 02:13:39 PM
-It shames cartoon games today
-I'm sure you've played it with nostalgia glasses
-That's a bad thing... how? It makes the game in question all the better; it's saying something bad about all the more recent ones.
-Never played it until recently, so this one doesn't count.

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
(Let him do this one, Nova. I want to see what he thinks, not you.)

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Reply #219 on: June 01, 2010, 09:20:24 PM
Toe Jam and Earl.

=D


they dont think it be like it is but it do


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Reply #220 on: June 01, 2010, 09:23:56 PM
Madworld.

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Reply #221 on: June 01, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Super Mario Bros.

"It gets repetitive" or "you can't save" do not count as flaws.



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Reply #222 on: June 01, 2010, 09:49:05 PM
-That's a bad thing... how? It makes the game in question all the better; it's saying something bad about all the more recent ones.
-Never played it until recently, so this one doesn't count.

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
(Let him do this one, Nova. I want to see what he thinks, not you.)
Alright then.

- Single camera setting with no changes still limits the levels quite alot.
- Collectables in linear platform games required for progression? No-no.
- Game's quite cheap sometimes.
- Played it with a d-pad back then. Frustrating as hell when you're used to an analog stick.
- Why give us a choice on which sub-level to complete when you obviously need to complete all of them to proceed?


Toe Jam and Earl.

=D

- Graphics are a bit primary.
- Levels have a bit of sameyness on the areas.
- Sometimes, it gets a little bit too zany for my taste.
- Earth = Floating islands? What the funk?
- You move sloooowly.


Madworld.
Ah, LOVED this one. There are some obvious faults to it, though.

- The whole game has a time limit of six hours. Can be completed it much less.
- NO difficulty is shown anywhere in the game, at all, except for the last two bosses and a little bit of the sci-fi level.
- Death's one-hit-kill. >_>
- Bike levels are awesome but are kinda simplistic and boring at times.
- No actual REAL conclusion to the story.


Super Mario Bros.

"It gets repetitive" or "you can't save" do not count as flaws.
No go. I don't do staples of systems. That's like reviewing Xevious or Pac-Man. The whole world knows about its gameplay and all of its tiny qualities, and the game's radically simple. Gimme another one. And I kinda recall asking for recent titles. Only one I've seen so far was Madworld.



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Reply #223 on: June 01, 2010, 09:55:28 PM
Devil May cry 3


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Reply #224 on: June 01, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
LEGO Indiana Jones I+II.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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