Topic: Fandom Stupidity

[Flame]

They should be exorcised. those books are evil.

[Bueno Excelente]

Oh [tornado fang]ing hell.

I saw the photo once of a person holding that head. It's probably one of the most horrible mental images I've ever had in my life. All I can remember is the dog still had a peaceful expression.

Just saying. You can turn up tons of assault and harrassment tales about Twilight fans online. It's like this is some kind of rabid fanbase, and saying anything bad about Edward Cullen is pretty much the same as portraying Muhammad in an unpleasant light. You end up getting hurt. Physically.

[Gaia]

Is there someone here that's an expert at explosives? Maybe you could have one hidden in each Twilight book and have it go off when the book is opened more than 500 times (which is probably the number of times a Twilight fan will read that godforsaken thing).

Unless you could do the Mentos + Soda + Dynamite combo as an explosive, it might soak the reader into thinking the author is an [dark hold].

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Unless you could do the Mentos + Soda + Dynamite combo as an explosive, it might soak the reader into thinking the author is an [dark hold].

It's not going to kill them, and as we now know (because domesticated dogs are now apparently feral abominations that need to be massacred) the only good Twilight fan is a dead one.

[Gaia]

It's not going to kill them, and as we now know (because domesticated dogs are now apparently feral abominations that need to be massacred) the only good Twilight fan is a dead one.

Send them to a Christan church then, let's see what happens then. @.@

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Send them to a Christan church then, let's see what happens then. @.@

They'll just fall asleep.

[Blackhook]

Why do kids want to become Vampires so badly?
Edit: Wait, my mistake. Wannabe sparkling vampires

[Gaia]

They'll just fall asleep.

Not those Christans, the extremist-type. @.@

Expose the series to them and you got a mob. Remember those Harry Potter incidents and bannings?

[Blackhook]

Not those Christans, the extremist-type. @.@

Expose the series to them and you got a mob.

*Shudders* Those are psychos... I am not afraid of saying it! And I´m a christian myself

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Not those Christans, the extremist-type. @.@

Expose the series to them and you got a mob.

Oh, fundies. They're just going to yell at them; stuff about going to hell.

[Gaia]

Oh, fundies. They're just going to yell at them; stuff about going to hell.

And what about those back in the Dark Ages? They can be violent if they want to.

[Blackhook]

Oh, fundies. They're just going to yell at them; stuff about going to hell.

Don´t underestimate them...they have their..methods

[Alice in Entropy]

Sonic fans don't cut dog's heads off because they think werewolves are bad and vampires are good.

I...oh god. That's just sick. Twilight fans just crossed the Moral Event Horizon, as far as I'm concerned. Whining about how much of an emo prick you are and generally irritating the public is one thing, but when you resort to killing and mutilating an innocent animal to prove how much of one you are, you need [tornado fang]ing help.

I for one would be glad to find these people and chemically castrate them. Or would that make us Twiliphobes just as bad as them?

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I for one would be glad to find these people and chemically castrate them. Or would that make us Twiliphobes just as bad as them?

No one can be as bad as them. Not even the people who did 9/11.

[Alice in Entropy]

Okay, now we're just entering Godwin's Law territory...

[Gaia]

Okay, now we're just entering Godwin's Law territory...

Yes, we should stop now.. GET THAT FRIGGIN' CAT IN HERE ASAP.

[Blackhook]

So, we wholy agree that Twilight fans are the worst and call it a day

[Dexter Dexter]

And I will now go Rambo on these people's asses if I ever see them.

[Bueno Excelente]

Not all Twilight fans are bad. Just a huge percentage of them seem to be.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Not all Twilight fans are bad. Just a huge percentage of them seem to be.

Isn't that a given when people discuss a group in general?

[Dexter Dexter]

Then I'll just hope Stephanie Meyer's inbox is filled to the brim with hate mail from Twilight haters the next day.

[Bueno Excelente]

Isn't that a given when people discuss a group in general?

Groups in general aren't normally this obcessive. Twilight has what is probably the biggest number of mockeries of its own story that any fiction work has ever had in such a short amount of time. I went to my bookstore the other day, a PORTUGUESE bookstore, and in its very, very limited english book section, there were THREE Twilight parodies. If this happens in a simple small bookshop, I don't want to know how much mockery there is for Twilight all around, because it must number in the hundreds. And somehow, fans are EXTREMELY protective of the story and its characters. The characters are glorified in a way we haven't seen since the advent of yaoi japanese culture. And even that didn't have the rampant merchandising this culture seems to have.

[Mirby]

If they want to be vampires and werewolves, there's only one solution. Wooden stakes and silver bullets. They want to live like that, they can die like that too. Slowly and painfully, might I add...

[Bueno Excelente]

If they want to be vampires and werewolves, there's only one solution. Wooden stakes and silver bullets. They want to live like that, they can die like that too. Slowly and painfully, might I add...

Laugh as we might, we know we're all thinking of how cool it would be if we could silver-tip some revolver bullets, load up our guns and go shooting some vampires/werewolves. =P

[Alice in Entropy]

No doubts there. Why not go the whole shebang with the vampire-slaying? A stake through the heart and decapitation to sort them out.