You a Coffee Drinker like me?

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Reply #25 on: May 11, 2010, 12:03:56 AM
alright since i was made a joke earlier ill post srs

i drink coffee and i like it but not at all times

i just buy regular ol foldgers and regular ol coffee mate

im not some egotistical [dark hold] who goes around carrying expensive coffee around in a paper cup

im not one of these who tries to pretend coffee is a lifestyle for me

coffee is good

but not omgamazingicannotliveiwthoutmycoffee

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Reply #26 on: May 11, 2010, 12:27:50 AM
You, sir, are BEYOND manly.

Anyhow, I never got to drink a full cup of coffee (as I am sensitive to caffeine), but I drink tea. If only crystallized agave syrup existed...

Also: You guys need to measure your blood pressure.
I have pretty low blood pressure and my heartbeat doesn't go up easily, so caffeine doesn't have incredibly big effects on me. But it's good.

That does NOT sound bad at all. Ive chugged those expresso sodas before. I have a resistance to caffeine honestly, since ive had coffee since I was little.

But caffeine aside, hows that taste?
Amazingly enough, it tastes pretty well. but it's an adquired taste. Also, have to drink while fizzy. Very fizzy.

i just buy regular ol foldgers and regular ol coffee mate

im not some egotistical [dark hold] who goes around carrying expensive coffee around in a paper cup
Expensive coffee with a ton of ingredients and all the bells and whistles sucks. Regular, STRONG AS [copulation obscenity] brew to wake you up in the morning and give you a little kick in the ass is the stuff that dreams are made of. But not to the point of addiction.



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Reply #27 on: May 11, 2010, 12:28:57 AM
I drink coffee if it's like those moolattes at Dairy Queen or something. Otherwise, bleh



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Reply #28 on: May 13, 2010, 01:28:30 AM
IT DEPENDS HOW MUCH OF THE COFFEE IS SUGAR



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Reply #29 on: May 13, 2010, 01:39:46 AM
GUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY MUST I BE SENSITIVE TO CAFFEINE
No but seriously, I envy you all.
I can't drink coffeƩ.
Hey I'm not alone.

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Reply #30 on: May 13, 2010, 04:01:56 AM
I drink coffee if it's like those moolattes at Dairy Queen or something. Otherwise, bleh
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Reply #31 on: May 13, 2010, 04:22:02 AM
Speaking of Dairy Queen, I'm pissed that there aren't any chains like that in NYC. No Dairy Queen, no Sonic, no Denny's, no Joe's Crab Shack, no Long John Silver's, [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang].

Anyway, back to coffee: If I ever find myself trying to drink coffee again, I'll try to find a flavor that's close to caramel. Everything tastes better with caramel. Caramel kicks ass. Caramel is the [parasitic bomb].

AHEM- 'Scuse me. What is your favorite coffee flavor?

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Reply #32 on: May 13, 2010, 04:27:21 AM
Speaking of Dairy Queen, I'm pissed that there aren't any chains like that in NYC. No Dairy Queen, no Sonic, no Denny's, no Joe's Crab Shack, no Long John Silver's, [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang] [tornado fang].

Anyway, back to coffee: If I ever find myself trying to drink coffee again, I'll try to find a flavor that's close to caramel. Everything tastes better with caramel. Caramel kicks ass. Caramel is the [parasitic bomb].

AHEM- 'Scuse me. What is your favorite coffee flavor?
Flavor? This is just like when you peoples told me there were several flavours of Coca-Cola over there. Over here, we just got ONE. And Light. What the hell are coffee flavors? Blends? Because coffee tastes like coffee. I don't want a strawberry-flavoured orange juice!



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Reply #33 on: May 13, 2010, 04:28:53 AM
coffee tastes like coffee

and coffee tastes like crap



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Reply #34 on: May 13, 2010, 04:30:33 AM
Coffee is sometimes made of crap.
Tea is water and leaves.
Tea wins.



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Reply #35 on: May 13, 2010, 04:32:01 AM
Tea also needs sugar.

Sugar wins.



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Reply #36 on: May 13, 2010, 04:32:52 AM
Flavor? This is just like when you peoples told me there were several flavours of Coca-Cola over there. Over here, we just got ONE. And Light. What the hell are coffee flavors? Blends? Because coffee tastes like coffee. I don't want a strawberry-flavoured orange juice!
*Amadeus laugh* You, sir, greatly amuse me. AHEM- What I was talking about was those flavored creamers. If you don't use any of the flavoreds, then that's perfectly fine with me.

coffee tastes like coffee

and coffee tastes like crap
Coffee is sometimes made of crap.
Tea is water and leaves.
Tea wins.
You tea-sipping scum DARE mock the coffee?! *twirls pretend mustache*

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Reply #37 on: May 13, 2010, 04:33:13 AM
coffee tastes like coffee

and coffee tastes like crap
GLORIOUS crap.

We drink bean [defecatory matter]. You guys drink leaves [defecatory matter]. We win.



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Reply #38 on: May 13, 2010, 04:33:41 AM
...no, tea tastes like crap too



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Reply #39 on: May 13, 2010, 04:35:06 AM
You tea-sipping scum DARE mock the coffee?! *twirls pretend mustache*
Like Archer sips tea. I was just saying that the most expensive coffee is literally crap.
Tea also needs sugar.

Sugar wins.
High fructose corn syrup is cheaper,
that is made from corn
Many of our products contain some type of corn
Corn wins.



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Reply #40 on: May 13, 2010, 04:36:17 AM
...no, tea tastes like crap too
YOU taste like crap. Maybe it's from sitting in that damn chair all day. Get some exercise, woman!



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Reply #41 on: May 13, 2010, 04:39:20 AM
...no, tea tastes like crap too
Get out. *shoots with pistol*
High fructose corn syrup is cheaper,
that is made from corn
Many of our products contain some type of corn
Corn wins.
Same is true of the U.S., except hi-fruc corn syrup isn't used in U.S. households. Bastards.

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Reply #42 on: May 13, 2010, 04:39:58 AM
...no, tea tastes like crap too
I hope you accidentally ram into someone's baby carriage and get sued for all you're worth.


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #43 on: May 13, 2010, 04:42:24 AM
Guess when you knock off tea and coffee people rally against you.



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Reply #44 on: May 13, 2010, 04:54:16 AM


Only drink that matters in life.



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Reply #45 on: May 13, 2010, 05:00:59 AM



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Reply #46 on: May 13, 2010, 05:01:22 AM


Only drink that matters in life.
Is that Bolthouse?

Also lol@the above poster. Your vision is t3h w3aks4uc3


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Reply #47 on: May 13, 2010, 05:01:26 AM
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MANGO LEMONADE!!!!

That is Mango Lemonade, right?

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Just enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything


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Reply #48 on: May 13, 2010, 05:03:06 AM
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MANGO LEMONADE!!!!

That is Mango Lemonade, right?
I think it says Mango Lemonade. I didn't know Bolthouse did that.


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Reply #49 on: May 13, 2010, 05:05:07 AM
They do!