While counting his money at the Sex Shack, PB could sense that his incomparable ego was needed aboard the Wily Star.PB - "PBPB, continue counting the money. My incomparable ego is needed aboard the Wily Star!"
PBPB - "Have fun!"
PB - "PROTOMAN BLUES AWAAAAAAAAAAAAA... *teleports*
In mere moments, aboard the Wily Star...PB - *teleports in* "AAAAAAAAAAAYYY!"
Super Fighting Protoman - "Welllllll, if it isn't my secret sentimental admirer, Protoman Blues!"
PB - "Super Fighting Protoman. I recognized your foul stench the minute I was brought on board!"
Super Fighting Protoman - "Your inane quotes won't save you this time, loser!" *fires at Statue of President Lincoln*
PB - *dashes towards statue of President Lincoln* "OH NO!" *summons Proto Shield and deflects his Plasma Powah away, which randomly hits Flame.* "Whew, that was close."
Super Fighting Protoman - "Hey, wait a minute. I don't have a shield! That's bullshit!"
PB - "That's what you get for being made in America! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *summons Sword of Omens and rushes at Super Fighting Protoman*
Super Fighting Protoman - "Not so fast, hero!"
As PB charges at Super Fighting Protoman, this instantly starts playing while Super Fighting Protoman dodges PB's sword slice. Then he sees SwordMan just randomly and plot holeishly walking by. Touching SwordMan's arm, Super Fighting Protoman gets his power, and summons a big flaming sword in place of his right hand. The two Protomen begin dueling each other all cheesy like while the others look on in excitement, fear, panic, laughter, and arousal. Super Fighting Protoman - "Uhhh, you fight pretty well for such a pretty boy!"
PB - "You know that good looks equals superior sword play!"
Super Fighting Protoman - "...You're so gay!"
The two Blues' continued their struggles against each other. Super Fighting Protoman unleashed wave and wave of Flame Slashes, which damaged nearby Wily Star systems, including gravity control. As PB dodged the Flame Slashes, he saw his opportunity to strike while Super Fighting Protoman had lost his balance due to the lack of gravity. PB threw his shield all Captain America like and knocked Super Fighting Protoman into one of the escape pods. PB then quickly hovered over to the control panel, sealed the door, then launched the pod off of the Wily Star. Super Fighting Protoman - "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" *launched back down to Earth*
PB - "Yep yep yep yep, ahhh! All in a day's work!" *teleports out*
(LoL, will that do?
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