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on: February 16, 2010, 02:53:14 AM
DOGS

Two chihuahuas, to be exact. A friend of my mother owns these two dogs, and she's going away for a week. My mother agreed to look after them for her during her hiatus.

Now, I don't mind one dog. But two... Plus, they're absolutely batshit insane.

So, uh... tips?


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Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 02:56:33 AM
let them run off their energy outside
give them lots of toys
make sure they have plenty of water, expending that much energy means they can dehydrate themselves
they'll eventually want to take naps, embrace that fact

cant tell you much else

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Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 03:37:45 AM
Be stern with them?



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Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 04:06:14 AM


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 04:13:17 AM
I'm not very fond of dogs, but it never dawned on me to tell my mother, or the rest of my family...

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Reply #5 on: February 16, 2010, 04:13:42 AM
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Reply #6 on: February 16, 2010, 04:18:37 AM
I'm hoping one of the dogs doesn't hump my leg... UGHHHH, I don't want that at all. There are ENOUGH dogs in where I live. Some of my bad experiences are associated with dogs.

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Reply #7 on: February 16, 2010, 04:21:35 AM


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #8 on: February 16, 2010, 04:30:20 AM
I don't know why dogs were even domesticated in the first place. Their behavior is... sub-par. I'm isolating myself from the dogs, and god help me if these dogs start giving me hell by making a mess in the house and whatnot.

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Reply #9 on: February 16, 2010, 04:47:16 AM
I don't know why dogs were even domesticated in the first place. Their behavior is... sub-par. I'm isolating myself from the dogs, and god help me if these dogs start giving me hell by making a mess in the house and whatnot.
Please calm down.


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

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Reply #10 on: February 16, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
Chihuahuas are vicious, and crazy.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #11 on: February 16, 2010, 06:40:42 AM
I think Dog Whisperer got some advice regarding this problem.... if only I know which episode...


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Reply #12 on: February 16, 2010, 03:40:56 PM
I don't know why dogs were even domesticated in the first place. Their behavior is... sub-par. I'm isolating myself from the dogs, and god help me if these dogs start giving me hell by making a mess in the house and whatnot.
Dogs are fine if you can just ensure discipline. I know my parents can't...
I think Dog Whisperer got some advice regarding this problem.... if only I know which episode...
All of them?



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Reply #13 on: February 17, 2010, 06:35:58 AM
Get a spritz bottle.  It works for cats and dogs and is a great way to deter bad behaviour.  I use a spritz bottle occasionally to discipline my Chow-Rottweiler mix.


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Reply #14 on: February 20, 2010, 12:41:43 AM
UPDATE

These dogs are mighty fine. They're well-behaved, which I had not expected. I officially declare my previous statements about these dogs null and void.

Oh, and here's a pic of these two lovely chihuahuas:

I want to keep them, but unfortunately, they have an owner. DAMN.

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