Why is Hawk Man dubbed the most useless hero? And how can tell my friends that Aqua Man can do stuff besides calling fish?
Because the dubbers and your friend have never read a worthy comic in their whole damn lives.
Hawkman is a victim of constant retcons, but he's pretty damn badass.
And Aquaman? Aquaman is just A GIGANTIC [chameleon sting]er.
Okay, so who rules over the Earth? Humanity?
NO. AQUAMAN DOES. HE RULES OVER THE SEAS. He once said to a villain propositioning him partnership: "I already rule over seventy five percent of the Earth. Why would I settle for less?"
Dude's also hella strong. HELLA STRONG. Can withstand deep sea pressures like a boss. You're under pressure, with Queen & David Bowie blowing your head to bits? Aquaman is just chillin'.
As for calling fish? DUDE'S GOT TELEKINETIC CONTROL OVER ALL SEA LIFE. EVER. Imagine all armies on Earth put together. You think you can face every single whale on Earth on top of you? Hell no.
Dude's also lost a hand already. Twice. What does he do? Go [sonic slicer] to the JLA to make him a new robot one? Prosthetic maybe? HELL NO. HE PUTS A HOOK IN ITS PLACE. MOFOS BE DAMNED, AQUAMAN IS COMING.
So you got like one hero per city, right? A hero protects the city. AQUAMAN PROTECTS ALL OF THE OCEANS. He is the most useful out of all of the heroes in terms of keeping the Earth safe, because HE ENDS UP DOING MOST OF THE WORK.
...also he doesn't need to fawn over some plastic man's wife because he's married to a thing of pure hotness who can control the oceans themselves. THE WATER ITSELF. You jelly? Course you are. Because Aquaman is here to stay.
And that's hella OUTRAAAAAAAAAGEOUS.