I thought it through for a second, and considering that someone got cut with scissors because of this book I'm wary of burning it in front of the fangirls.
Instead, I would camp out for the new Twilight book, buy it, and then as I walk out the store yell "HOORAY! I FINALLY HAVE SOME KINDLING FOR MY FIREPLACE!"
This would only happen if I had a camera, someone willing to camp out with me for Twilight (I don't want to do it, but I will do it for the HAHA), someone to hold said camera, and donated money (I'm not spending money on something I'm planning on burning in the first place.).
If one of you out there has a camera and the means to do this, by all means, steal my idea. And tell me how it goes.