Speaking of things that keep you awake in the night, I remembered that I used to sleep next to this one annoying guy, he made heavy breathing noises outside my room, then he started throwing start in, so I only did the only reasonable thing, I told him to stop, he said make me, I punched his crotch, and I said want more.
That sure solved the problem, till he started playing Xbox and acting like a Fight Against Grenade Spam on Live.