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Ah well to each their own.
I hate little kids, but I don't hate babies. I actually like them, even with all their crying and [parasitic bomb]. I think it's because I'm actually good with them. When they cry, I pretend to cry too, which usually shuts them up. And my sibs and I played games with my baby cousins back when I was in elementary school, which was a great part of my childhood. I totally see where you're coming from, but from my experience, babies aren't too bad.
Honestly, I've never heard of someone who hated soda that much. I mean, I know people who don't like to drink it, but Jesus Christ man.