Sandvich Diet:
4 slices of Nature's own Light Sourdough bread
2 servings of sandwich meats
1 handful of Blazin' Buffalo/Blue Cheese Doritos
1 pack of 100 Calorie dessert
2-3 glasses of water
TOTAL: 700 Calories (only meal of the day)
*earlier in the week*
"Gee, I sure hope this works; I put a lot of thought into this."
*looks at self in mirror this morning*
"...didn't I have love handles? Wait...what is this? I don't even..."