Some people at McDonalds are so [tornado fang]ing rude.
I walk past this fat guy and some other people, and the guy says really loudly:
"THAT GUY HAS A CAMELTOE GOING ON WITH HIS BALLS."
Its obvious he is talking about me (Its not my fault the Work pants are so god damn tight.)
I go back around after adjusting my pants, and the fatass blurts out:
"RIGHT SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE"
Thats not the kind of [parasitic bomb] you say when the person you are talking about is RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR [tornado fang]ing TABLE. in fact, thats not something you say in a public resturant at all.