For those of who you don't remember me (*chuckle* yeah right), I'm the one, the only, Protoman Blues. My real name is Greg and I hail from the greatest city in the world, that being New York City! I'm 27 years old, soon to be 28, and I've been a MegaMan fan all my life, since I grabbed the NES Advantage from my bro, played FlashMan's level, and instantly got hooked. My favorite character is Blues. He's just so sexy. My favorite series is the Classic Series. My good friend and heterosexual life mate Ninja Lou introduced me to this site long ago, when I needed something to do when I was born at work. After a year, I became RPM's most popular member. When the first crash of RPM happened, I was promoted to the honorable Mod position, a position I like cause it rhymes with God, Rod, Quad, and Vlod. I can probably go into more detail about me, as I do so love talking about myself. LoL, in the long run, all you really need to know is that above everything else, I'm just awesome. If you ever need helpful advice, a stern talking too, or just someone to shoot the breeze with, feel free to drop me a PM.
You know...I actually can finally give an answer to this question...
Just a Hammer? Sure, I guess, if you want to do it the pussy-whipped-[sonic slicer] way. First, I'd take a Meat Tenderizer
just to tenderize it a bit and have a good chuckle. Then, I'd move it from a very hot temperature to a very cold temperature, while listening to some Led Zeppelin and ELO. Finally, after letting some random chick kick me in the groin, I'd laugh that off then whip out fuckin' MJOLNIR
, the Hammer of the Norse God THOR, charge that [sonic slicer] up with some mythic lightning, and THEN I'd hit my own dick with a hammer once or thrice! That's how you do it, the Protoman Blues way!