Maximum Starnage
Inside Vixy’s Game Corner...
CephiYumi - “Hey Vixy! That was a fun session of PSO!”
Vixy - “Absolutely!” *opening up a bottled drink*
CephiYumi - “Hey, what’s that? That’s not Orange Fanta!”
Vixy - “It just came out today. It’s called Invincibility! It’s straight from the Mushroom Kingdom.”
CephiYumi - “As in, Invincibility Star?”
Vixy - “Yeppers.” *takes a drink* “It’s just a fun gimmick-y energy drink, like the E-Can or WHOA!”
STM - “Hey you two. Man, that one creature was a real why are you invincible?”
Vixy - *glowing and feeling great* “It’s this new drink I got. Here, try some!”
As Vixy goes to hand the bottle to STM, she doesn’t realize her new speed and accidentally knocks STM clear across the Game Corner.
Vixy - “Oooopsy.”
Finally the Invincibility wears off. Vixy & Cephi run over to STM to see if he’s okay
CephiYumi - “Are you okay, STM?”
Vixy - *helping STM up* “I’m so so sorry.”
STM - *rubbing shoulder* “Y-yeah. I’m fine. But that drink is something else.”
CephiYumi - “Wait...what if this drink falls into the wrong hands?”
Vixy - “...Oh my...”
2 Days Later...
Tom Newscaster - “...crime up by 95% and the death toll in the thousands already, scientists have found the cause to be the new Invincibility Energy Drink produced in the Mushroom Kingdom. Authorities have begun using the Invincibility drink to help combat the rampant chaos in the streets, but with the criminals also being seemingly invincible as well as outnumbering the police by 60-1, they are not sure if they’ll be able to do much. Joining us now from downtown is our own Susan Microphone. Susan?”
(To experience the madness, open all these links at once!
SMB,
SMB2,
SMB3)
- Tom, I’m downtown here in the midst of chaos and destruction that seemingly has no end in sight. As you can hear, this strange music coming from the invincible criminals can be heard all around us. Some are simply stealing TV’s, while others are just reveling in causing destruction. Some people are even pouring this drink into their car's gas tank and causing untold of amount of damage. I talked with an officer who said quote,
“We’re outnumbered down here. Our best advice is for citizens to run in a mad panic, for all hope is lost. If possible, pick up a can of Invincibility for your own protection.” Tom, we’re about to pack up and leave here. If we don’t make it, please tell our loved ones that our hearts...” *the camera feed goes out as
this is heard driving by*
Tom Newscaster - “We appear to be having technical difficulties. More on this story as it develops. And in Sports...”
Mario turns the TV off
Mario - *head lowered in shame* “What have we-a done, Luigi?”
Luigi - *head also lowered in shame* “We were-a fools to-a sell this stuff!”
Peach - *angry* “It wasn’t SUPPOSE to have REAL STAR POWER IN IT!”
Toad - “Hey, don’t make me out to be the scapegoat here. I was told to make an Energy Drink based on Invincibility Stars.”
Peach - *points to order, furiously* “A. GIMMICK-Y. ENERGY. DRINK!”
Mario - “My God. Toad. You-a didn’t use Real Mushrooms in our-a gimmick-y Mushroom Growth Hormones pills, did-a you?
Toad - “...[tornado fang]...”
Today's GoRPM is a perfect example of what happens when my psychotic mind listens to music late at night on random. The SMB3 Invincibility theme came on, and this is the result! Utter, destructive chaos! LoL, what have I done.
I mean, I know I'd try pouring it into my Gas Tank for the Mario Kart 64 song. But that's me!
More To Come