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Posted on: November 10, 2008, 11:39:47 AM
Blackmail
In the office of Calvin Klein, a commercial in black and white is being watched. Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues and CutMan are naked and walking around. He stops for a moment, then walks toward PBPB and starts making out with her. Then he stops and asks...
CutMan - “That fragrance. What is it? I must know...”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - *whispers into his ear* “Sexcellence...”
Sexy Voice Over Chick - “Sexcellence...by Calvin Klein.”
The lights turn on as the screen turns off.
Protoman Blues - “So, Cal. What do you think?”
Calvin Klein - “...Again, who are you and how did you get into my office!”
Protoman Blues - “I’m Protoman Blues. I came in through the bathroom window, and I’m here to sell you exclusive rights to the greatest women’s perfume ever created in the history of perfume. Sexcellence.”
Calvin Klein - “Listen, Mr. Blues.”
Protoman Blues - “Call me PB.”
Calvin Klein - “...Mr. Blues, look. I have granted this audience because you were clever enough to get past my Cologne-ial Marines. However, all you’ve shown me is a commercial way too erotic to show on television...which I’ll keep. Also, this perfume is just...what is this drink called again?”
Protoman Blues - “Mango Lemonade, Cal. Mango Lemonade. You see, the beauty of my idea is that you can wear this perfume to smell like precious Mango Lemonade, and if you get thirsty, you can drink it from the bot...”
Suddenly, Ninja Lou, Hitomi Agada, Jericho, and Sky Child burst through the door. Jericho launches a Sapphire PANCH to PB’s gut, and Ninja Lou and Hitomi do a Double Ninja Kick to PB’s face and send him flying through the window. Ninja Lou and Hitomi grab PB and grab the ladder up to the Fxepplin.
Jericho - “Sorry for the trouble, Mr. Kle...” *sees Sky Child go and bite his leg*
Sky Child - “That’s for seeing CutMan naked. He’s mine, Klein. MINE! SKY CHILD AWAYYY!” *jumps out window and grabs ladder*
Jericho - “Yeah, um.......Good day!” *jumps out and grabs ladder*
MEANWHILE, aboard the Fxepplin...
Hitomi Agada - “You think you can just stop writing, and get away with it?”
Protoman Blues - *tied up in a chair* “Kinda, yeah!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “We know you’ve been busy with Gundam vs. Gundam, but video game addiction is no reason to stop living your life.”
Protoman Blues - “How’s Chrono Trigger DS?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “I mean, your stories are important. We’ll always have time to Brawl, but RPM needs your wit, your way with words.”
Protoman Blues - “Wanna Brawl?” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “Listen PB. We don’t have enough Energon Cubes to run a full scale assault. Ready the Shuttle for Launch.”
Protoman Blues - “Now all we need is a little Energon...” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Jericho - “...you love doing that, don’t you Sky?”
Sky Child - “Smacky Smacky!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Hitomi Agada - “Here are our list of demands. First, start writing your GoRPM’s again. Second, get to work on your RPM Musical. Third, stop being such an ass, you ass. Fourth, any attempt to arrest a senior employee of OCP results in shutdown? .......the [tornado fang]?”
Pretty Bunny ProtoGal Blues - “That one’s mine!”
Protoman Blues - “Love ya, DNA Buddy!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Ninja Lou - “If you fail to comply, ass, we will keep you from all your Mango Lemonade!”
Protoman Blues - “You’re all mad. YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face* “I just wanted to say that. Sure, I’ll get to work right away, since you all asked so nicely!”
Ninja Lou - “You better. Ass!” *goes back to playing Chrono Trigger DS*
Protoman Blues - “I just have one question. How’d you get Jericho to go along with this?”
Hitomi Agada - “Cause blackmail required a black male, doofus!”
Protoman Blues - “Ohhhhhhhhhh. Of course!” *Sky Child smacks PB across the face*
Cause all endings need to be as [tornado fang]ing bad-ass and awesome as Rangers Are Forever.
Well, I'm back! Hurray, the first GoRPM of 2009, and what a strange and silly one I've come up with. Probably too many episodes of Galaxy Rangers and Seinfeld, mixed with too many glasses of Mango Lemonade. Either way, #1. I hope you all like this and #2. Since I copypasta'd this whole thing, I hope the new RPM doesn't do that whole ? thing for all my ' and ", or it's going to suck to go back and re-do it!
MORE TO COME!