C.S.I. RPM
In St. Acidburg, an innocent robot has been murdered. C.S.I. has arrived to examine the scene...
Fxeni - "What have you got for me, Chief?"
DetectiveMan - "Who are you?"
Fxeni - *shows badge* "Fxeni. I'm the head of Crime Scene Infxetigations."
DetectiveMan - "You're part of the police department?"
Fxeni - "More or less. So what have we got here?"
DetectiveMan - "Well, MurderedMan was pushed out his apartment on the 20th floor. NeighborWoman said she heard someone break the door and..."
Fxeni - *interrupts* "Hold the phone. His name was MurderedMan? What the hell was his special weapon?"
DetectiveMan - "Chalk Outline!"
Fxeni - "Who the hell is making these?"
As Fxeni continues his discussion with DetectiveMan, suddenly Sakura pulls up in a Ferrari.
Sakura - "Okay chief. What's the situation?"
DetectiveMan - "And who might you be?"
Sakura - *pulls out badge* "Sakura Leic. Crime Sakura Investigations!"
DetectiveMan - *confused* "And you're part of the police department as well?"
Sakura - "More or less."
Fxeni - "Hang on, Sakura. My department was here first."
Sakura - "I'm C.S.I. though."
Cosake - *drunkingly walks over to the scene of the crime* "So am I!"
DetectiveMan - "Oh boy!"
Cosake - *drunk* "I'm here with Cosake Seriously Intoxicated to crime this investimigation!"
Sakura - "Oh my god, you reek!"
DetectiveMan - "Do you have an ID?"
Cosake - *drunk* "DO YOU? I WANNASEE YOUR ID!"
Fxeni - "This is absurd!"
The Great Gonzo - "I agree!"
DetectiveMan looks on in horror as more and more RPMers come towards the scene of the crime.
DetectiveMan - "Sigh...and who are you all with?"
The Great Gonzo - "Creative Sonic Illustrations!"
Archer - "Cruel Silly Insinuations!"
Acid - "Capcom Strider Inclinations"
Quickie - "Cheesy Speedy Incorporated!"
Jericho - "Capcom Stri...HEEEEYYYY!!"
Vixy - "Cuddles Snuggles Invitations!"
Cosake - *still drunk* "COSAKE SERIOUSLY INTOXICATEDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
DetectiveMan - "ENOUGH!! Can any of you actual help with this crim...OH GOD!"
Before DetectiveMan can finish, Cosake hurls all over him
DetectiveMan - "THAT'S IT. YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!!"
Later, in prison...
Protoman Blues - *handing bail money to DetectiveMan* "That should cover it!"
DetectiveMan - "Right. They're all free to go."
Ninja Lou - "How'd you come up with this much money?"
Protoman Blues - "Well, Carnal Sex Infatuations is doing very well!"
Ninja Lou - "You're an ass!!"
Protoman Blues - *takes off shades* "Yeah, I guess I am an... *puts shades back on* "Anagram Spouting Specialist! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
Ninja Lou - "...Shut up!"
Feel free to create you own C.S.I. department. Also, who did murder MurderedMan?
