Meet You All The Way
Outside of Carro Armato di M, an Italian Restaurant in the heart of St. Acidburg, we see a limo pull up...
LimoMan - *opens the door* “We have arrived, sir.”
Protoman Blues - *steps out of the limo, wearing a black suit with a nice red shirt, slightly unbuttoned and yellow scarf* “Sexcellent work and right on schedule. We’re here guys & gals.”
Quickie - *steps out of the limo, wearing a beautiful red & gold Chinese dress* “Sweet. I’m so hungry. I’ve been saving my appetite for this meal all day!”
Akira - *steps out of the limo, wearing a nice Mandarin style black tuxedo* “You guys are going to love this place. It’s one of my favorite restaurants. Shall we, madam?”
Vixy - *steps out of the limo, wearing a lovely long white strapless satin evening dress* “Of course, darling. It smells delicious already.” *gets escorted in by Akira*
Protoman Blues - “Mmmmmm yes it does. LimoMan, we’ll call you when we’re ready to be picked up. Until then, go have a night on the town!” *hands him a $50 bill*
LimoMan - “Very good, sir!”
Quickie - *being escorted inside by PB* “What...does a Limo driving Robot Master do with money anyway?”
Protoman Blues - *escorting Quickie inside* “Beats me. Seemed the polite thing to do, though!” *walks up to the Maitre D'* “Good evening, my good man. We have a reservation for four people under the name Blues.”
Agostino the Maitre D' - *looks at list* “Ah yes, Mr. Blues. If you’ll just follow me please. Right this way.”
Vixy - “Akira, what happened to Maitre D’Man?”
Akira - “Well, the owner kinda decided to replace the whole staff with people instead of Robot Masters after the...” *looks around* “...we’ll talk about it on the way home.”
Agostino the Maitre D’ - “Here we are. Your waiter will be with you very shortly. Enjoy your dinner.”
Akira - *pulls out chair for Vixy* “PB, are you sure you want to pay for all of us?”
Protoman Blues - *pulls out chair for Quickie* “It’s a celebration, Akira. This meal is on me, no worries!”
Quickie - “I gotta say, Vixy. This double date was a great idea. I can’t believe we’ve never done this before.”
Vixy - “Well, with all the craziness that goes on in RPM, it’s really a surprise that we get any romance time at all.”
Quickie - “Very true. Why just last week, PB and I fused into Quickman Blues in order to stop the Frost Demons of Saturn’s Rings.”
Protoman Blues - “Yeah, brrrrrrrr. Those things nearly froze my... *looks around* ...we’ll talk about it on the way home!”
Antonella the Waitress - “Good evening everyone. My name is Antonella, and I’ll be your waitress this evening. May I start you off with drinks or appetizers?”
Vixy - “I’ll have a sparkling Orange Fanta, thank you.”
Quickie - “I’ll have a Sprite, thank you.”
Akira - “Make that two Fantas. please.”
Protoman Blues - “Just water for me, thanks. Oh, and we’d like some Fried Calamari for the table, please. We’re all going to split it, so could we get some extra marinara sauce as well? Thank you!”
Antonella the Waitress - “Okay, I’ll be right back with your drinks in a moment.”
Akira - “So, has everyone decided what they’re getting?”
Vixy - “I’m not sure yet. A couple of things look really good.”
Protoman Blues - “I’ll be right back. I’ve gotta run to the bathroom. Quickie, if Antonella gets back before I do, order me the Penne ala Vodka please.” *gets up*
Quickie - “Sure thing, hon.”
At the entrance to the bathroom...
Protoman Blues - *sees Cephi coming out of the entrance to the bathrooms* “Cephi!”
CephiYumi - *wearing a lovely long blue evening dress* “P-PB! What are you doing here?”
Protoman Blues - “Quickie, Vixy, Akira and I are out on a double date. We’re here celebrating the sale Akira’s latest painting, plus his art gallery having it’s ten thousandth customer.”
CephiYumi - “Oh wow. Tell him I said congratulations, please.”
Protoman Blues - “I shall. I must say, you look lovely tonight. Out on a date yourself, perhaps?”
CephiYumi - “N-no, nothing like that. I’m just meeting a client of mine over dinner. I-it’s not a date, just business.”
Protoman Blues - *winks* “Oh, of course. So who’s the lucky “client” this evening?”
CephiYumi - *points over to her table* “That’s h-him over there.”
PB looks over to see Kevin Keene sitting at the table Cephi’s pointing at.
Protoman Blues - “Oh my god. Your client is Captain Freakin’ N? The Game Master himself? Wow. Oh wow, I gotta say hello!”
CephiYumi - “PB. I don’t think that’s a g-good idea. Kevin’s going through some...tough times right now.”
Protoman Blues - “Oh don’t worry. I’m sure he won’t mind. I mean, he’s THE Game Master!” *walks over to Cephi’s table*
CephiYumi - *facepalm* “Oh no...”
At Cephi’s table...
Protoman Blues - *walks up to Captain N* “Mega HI. Hey, I’m a HUGE fan-icus of yours. My name is...”
Kevin Keene - *angrily* “Get the hell away from me!”
Minutes later, sitting down back at his table...
Quickie - “Antonella came back, sweetie. I ordered for you. And look, we have bread!”
Akira - “Is something wrong, PB?”
Protoman Blues - *takes a piece of bread* “Nah, nothing much. Just saw Cephi while walking to the bathroom. She’s here tonight with her client, Kevin Keene.”
Vixy - “Captain N? Oh wow.”
Protoman Blues - “Meh, don’t get too excited.” *pouts* “He’s a real.....Jerkface Master. Never mind him, I propose a toast. Here’s to Akira, for the success of his Art Gallery and to many more sales of his portraits.”
Vixy - *raises glass* “And here’s to PB, for taking us all out to dinner tonight in celebration of my sweet Akira’s latest success.”
Akira - *raises glass* “And here’s to my princess Vixy, for always being there to support me with love, kindness, massages, and...things that we should probably talk about on the way home!”
Quickie - “raises glass while finishing a piece of bread* “And here’s to bread, for despite its evil and sinister plot to try and fill us up before our more expensive meals arrive at the table, it sits there ready to sop up delicious olive oil for our pleasure and enjoyment, just like my Protoman Bread...errr Blues!”
Protoman Blues - “Cheers!” *toasts and kisses Quickie* “Oooh, your lips taste like olive oil!”
Hours later, in another part of St. Acidburg...
LimoMan - *feels phone vibrating and picks up* “Yes......very good sir, I shall be there in moments.” *hangs up phone* “Looks like our time is up!”
BootyWoman - “Please, LimoMan. Take me with you.”
LimoMan - *hands her $50* “Who do you think you are, PrettyWoman? Get the [tornado fang] out of my limo!”
For the record, imagine that LimoMan has a british accent, because I think it makes it funnier. Also, for the record, imagine why Kevin Keene would be meeting with CephiYumi: Attorney at Awwww, and you may come up with some hilarious scenarios as to what kind of stressful legal trouble the Game Master could be in right now.
Normally, I don't get star struck at all, being that I live in NYC. I always like to believe that celebrities have little private time to themselves, and the last thing they want are fans glomping all over them, no matter how good intentioned said fan might be. However, I'm sure the celebs never know. So, I just like to play it cool. I've given shout outs to celebs before. One time while in the car, we were at a stoplight in the city, and I saw one of my all time favorite voice actors Keith David walking right in front of us. So as the light turned green, I yelled out "YOU KICKED ASS AS GOLIATH & SPAWN" and he gave him a fist pump in the air back! That made me happy. Either way, Captain N is a Jerkface Master.
Stay tuned, you crazy readers you!
