Baldy in a maid outfit, he must be a GAY WOODSMAN!
"I CUT DOWN TREES, I SKIP AND JUMP, AND I LIKE TO PRESS MY FLIES, I PUT ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING, AND HANG AROUND IN BARS! *repeat*"
God, this cracks me up (and of course, too much YouTube >>).

HOLY ELPIS CAKE, and I remembered that flower power... 
More Robot Mistresses from コック.

And Yamato's the best out of the three too~