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Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2650 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:55:04 AM

Is a sock puppet of Jackie Chan.

Mirby · **Reply #2651 on:** December 06, 2012, 06:58:58 AM

Is a member of an intergalactic society of insectoid lifeforms made entirely of mango lemonade.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2652 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:01:45 AM

Once attempted to drink the world's supply of Mango Lemonade, but got stopped by PB when she was halfway done.

Mirby · **Reply #2653 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:03:37 AM

it was actually only 0.5% done. he works fast

was an innocent bystander in that incident

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2654 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:12:47 AM

Ever gonna try again?

Made plans to destroy the moon and blame it on Wily II, then got bored and made a massive line of female robot masters to take over RPM with instead, then changed her mind about taking over RPM and repurposed the robot masters to harass PB with in retaliation for stopping the aforementioned Mango Lemonade incident.

Mirby · **Reply #2655 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:27:17 AM

Was the blueprint for those robot masters.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2656 on:** December 06, 2012, 07:45:12 AM

Explodes every hour on the hour.

Treleus · **Reply #2657 on:** December 10, 2012, 05:17:46 PM

Implodes in on himself.

Quote from: Ruri on December 06, 2012, 02:20:22 AM

I'd punch a guy too if he offered me a sample of his 'snack sausage'.

Has offered other people his snack sausage.

Joseph Collins · **Reply #2658 on:** December 10, 2012, 06:43:06 PM

... once went 120 straight days without bathing. (And is currently going on 121!)

xnamkcor · **Reply #2659 on:** December 11, 2012, 02:58:33 AM

Is only buying R20+5 for the Roll upskirt.

Joseph Collins · **Reply #2660 on:** December 11, 2012, 03:54:00 AM

[spoiler]Now how is that a crazy lie? *eyebrow waggle*[/spoiler]
... is having a one-sided affair with a gallon tub of Rocky Road ice cream.

Treleus · **Reply #2661 on:** December 11, 2012, 05:58:00 AM

Is not a big fan of Weird Al's I Love Rocky Road

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2662 on:** December 19, 2012, 10:42:57 AM

Recites poetry in French while he sleeps.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2663 on:** December 19, 2012, 10:58:52 AM

Once accidentally drank the world's supply of Mango Lemonade, and went to another planet to get more, but accidentally drank all of that on the way back, eventually making 100 trips to the Mango Lemonade planet before any of it finally survived the trip.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2664 on:** December 19, 2012, 11:00:42 AM

His beard is actually a dead hedgehog.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2665 on:** December 19, 2012, 11:05:20 AM

Has been trained in the valiant art of Chest Combat!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2666 on:** December 19, 2012, 11:06:54 AM

Can turn into a magical girl.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2667 on:** December 19, 2012, 11:14:56 AM

Has a bikini made out of censor bars.

Treleus · **Reply #2668 on:** December 27, 2012, 10:58:54 PM

He's not a real knight. He's actually a pirate in disguise.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2669 on:** December 27, 2012, 11:13:18 PM

(Actually, I WAS a pirate at one point. Bluebeard, to be specific. o3o)

Is a sentient cookie that escaped from Wily II's cookie jar.

Frozen Potato · **Reply #2670 on:** December 28, 2012, 12:22:48 AM

A pirate sealed in a cookie jar

Joseph Collins · **Reply #2671 on:** December 28, 2012, 02:03:54 AM

... smells like teen spirit.

Treleus · **Reply #2672 on:** December 28, 2012, 02:28:54 AM

Looks like another way outside.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #2673 on:** December 29, 2012, 02:54:28 PM

Only posts spam for Canadian healthbar enlargement pills.
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Also, real talk? We have, like, a blajillilion forum games.

Mirby · **Reply #2674 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:51:25 PM

loves all the forum games and wants to start 15 blajillilion more

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