Author Topic: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster (Read 174104 times)

AdamTheHedgehog · « **Reply #1850 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:31:06 AM »

Nearly killed Travis Touchdown in a sword duel..

Ruri · « **Reply #1851 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:42:34 AM »

When he has to make a choice, he'll do the smart thing.

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1852 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:03:42 PM »

It's said that if you chant his name seventeen times in front of the mirror, he'll appear and mooch off of your money for the rest of your life. The only way to get him to leave is to carve his image in a bar of soap and burn it with a lighter.

Shinobu · « **Reply #1853 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:39:15 PM »

When I went to the supermarket, I saw him sitting on the street corner begging for money.

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1854 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:31:32 PM »

Gave me money. I graciously accepted it.

Gotham Ranger · « **Reply #1855 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:23:59 AM »

His mother was actually half porcupine, which would explain why his hair has a natural ability to poke eyes out. And thats just the pubes.

Irgendein · « **Reply #1856 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:26:04 AM »

Was one of the people who lost an eye due to said hair.

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1857 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:29:58 AM »

Has no sense of smell. Instead, he has a sense called "fnurp". Nobody knows how fnurp functions or what it's for.

ST Jestah · « **Reply #1858 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:38:24 AM »

Has a dessert fetish.

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1859 on:** July 22, 2009, 01:39:18 AM »

His characters are boring and uncreative.

Ruri · « **Reply #1860 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:56:57 AM »

When I went to the dentist, I saw that he was there as a receptionist! A volunteer receptionist!

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1861 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:02:10 AM »

I took most of his teeth when he wasn't looking.

Ruri · « **Reply #1862 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:03:08 AM »

He used my teeth to replace the ones he lost in a horrible squash accident.

Irgendein · « **Reply #1863 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:25:24 AM »

Was actually the one responsible for said squash accident.

Ruri · « **Reply #1864 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:27:31 AM »

His hands glow in the dark.

Blackhook · « **Reply #1865 on:** July 22, 2009, 05:54:25 PM »

He is made of Mahogany

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1866 on:** July 22, 2009, 06:10:31 PM »

Catches fire every time his name is mentioned in front of him.

ST Jestah · « **Reply #1867 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:29:51 PM »

Has horrible grammar and writing skills.

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1868 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:50:37 PM »

Can't draw.

Ruri · « **Reply #1869 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:06:51 PM »

His face is made of led.

borockman · « **Reply #1870 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:53:19 AM »

Is a nutcracker.

Ruri · « **Reply #1871 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:55:12 AM »

It's his nuts I crack... yeah.

borockman · « **Reply #1872 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:56:49 AM »

He manage to crack my nuts.

Ruri · « **Reply #1873 on:** July 23, 2009, 02:02:53 AM »

He's the cause of my pain.

Alice in Entropy · « **Reply #1874 on:** July 23, 2009, 02:05:07 AM »

Drinks Pepsi out of a shoe.

...I got nothin' better. My mind's too tired.

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