Imperial Soldier - "King Figaro, thanks for coming on behalf of your kingdom!"
Edgar - "No Problem!"
Imperial Soldier - "So you're in charge around here. Is that fair to say?"
Edgar - "Absolutely. I'm the Boss!"
Imperial Soldier - "Okay, so take us through a day in the life of...the Boss!"
Edgar - "Well, the first thing I do is..."
TALK TO KEFKA (LIKE A BOSS)
RIDE CHOCOBOS (LIKE A BOSS)
LEAD A KINGDOM (LIKE A BOSS)
REMEMBER BROTHERS (LIKE A BOSS)
DIRECT SOLDIERS (LIKE A BOSS)
MY OWN CASTLE (LIKE A BOSS)
TECH ADVANTAGE (LIKE A BOSS)
ADVANCED WEAPONRY (LIKE A BOSS)
HIT ON TERRA (LIKE A BOSS)
GET REJECTED (LIKE A BOSS)
LAUGH AT SADNESS (LIKE A BOSS)
MAKE SOME AXES (LIKE A BOSS)
MEET MY BROTHER (LIKE A BOSS)
LAUGH DEEPLY (LIKE A BOSS)
WE HAVE A FLASHBACK (LIKE A BOSS)
JOIN THE PARTY (LIKE A BOSS)
EMPIRE DISPUTE (LIKE A BOSS)
HELP RETURNERS (LIKE A BOSS)
TALK TO LOCKE COLE (LIKE A BOSS)
GLANCE AT TERRA’S ASS (LIKE A BOSS)
BUY A DRILL (LIKE A BOSS)
RANDOM FIGHT (LIKE A BOSS)
*INSERT FINAL FANTASY VICTORY THEME*
SPIN AROUND (LIKE A BOSS)
STARE AT TERRA’S BREASTS (LIKE A BOSS)
JUMP ON THE RIVER (LIKE A BOSS)
SUCK IT, ULTROS (LIKE A BOSS)
MEET AT NARSHE (LIKE A BOSS)
TRAVEL FAR (LIKE A BOSS)
GO TO ZO-ZO (LIKE A BOSS)
FIND A CHAINSAW THERE (LIKE A BOSS)
ALMOST KILLED OFF (LIKE A BOSS)
NOW THE WORLD OF RUIN (LIKE A BOSS)
MEET A BUNCH OF THIEVES (LIKE A BOSS)
FUCKIN’ LEAD THEM (LIKE A BOSS)
TURN INTO GERAD (LIKE A BOSS)
STORM THE TOWER (LIKE A BOSS)
FIGHT THAT [tornado fang], KEFKA (LIKE A BOSS)
NOW HE’S DEAD (LIKE A BOSS)
Imperial Soldier - "O.O Uh huh...so that's an average day for you then?"
Edgar - "No doubt!"
Imperial Soldier - "You overthrow the Empire and live?"
Edgar - "Hellll yeah!"
Imperial Soldier - "And I think at one point there, you said something about sucking on Ultros?"
Edgar - "Nope!"
Imperial Soldier - "Actually, I'm pretty sure you did!"
Edgar - "Nah, that ain't me!"
Imperial Soldier - "Oooookay, well this has been eye opening!"
Edgar - "I'm the Boss!"
Imperial Soldier - "You're right. You're the boss. You said it about 400 times!"
Edgar - "I'm the Boss!"
Imperial Soldier - "....Damn right you are!"
Edgar - "I'm the Boss!"
Imperial Soldier - "Okay. Rock on!"
Ultros - (LIKE A BOSS)
LoL, the dialog could probably be improved maybe! I thought the parody itself came out well though. Of course, it's 3:30AM and I'm slightly crazy at this time, so who knows!
LIKE A BOSS