So yeah, I should probably update that LP, huh?
[spoiler=Oh great. MORE assholes. JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED. WARNING: CRYSTAL GETS PISSED.]
Ah, now that I'm all rested I might as well head for the gym.
Oh hey, it's another one of those helpful guys in the black shirts! ...Except he's not being all that helpful.
"heard it's tasty!"
What...
...THE [tornado fang] IS WRONG WITH YOU? I am not glad you told me that!
These people are clearly evil. First they cut off Slowpoke tails and then they block my path to victory. This shall not stand! I will-Oh hey, a tree.
It's not a berry. That makes me sad.
Well you see, my name is-
"some BALLS?"
I would make some joke about what he said. Especially about the emphasis on the word "balls", but I'm still on shock that he knew my name
before I even told him.
Aw, that sucks.
That'll help since you randomly made the name drop.
An evil gang using Pokemon for their dirty work?! This shall not stand!
"three years ago."
Well maybe someone didn't like that and decided to bring the group back together to fuel his/her personal agenda?
Huh, maybe those guys in black shirts are involved...Wait a minute. Their shirts had a red R on the front.
...My god, I'm dealing with retarded assholes.
"lesson in pain!"
Yay, violence! I'll come with.
"way!"
And so it Crystal!
And then Kurt ran off.
Huh, that guy from before is gone. I wonder where he went?
Oh crap, Kurt is down.
Hey Kurt! So, uh, are you okay?
"shouted at him."
I would too if some old guy came ran up and screamed at me.
"WELL."
Ow, that had to have hurt.
"so I can't move."
Yeah, just lie down there and I'll handle everything.
Kurt was still talking, but I didn't care what he said. I was pissed.
Oh hey, it's the nice guy from before! Well, now that I know your true intention is to sell Slowpoke Tails you're the Evil-Nice Guy from before.
"down here."
Hah! You deserved that one!
"it out on you!"
BRING IT, [dark hold].
I don't care what Pokemon you have, I'll still kick your ass.
At this point I was cackling loudly. The dumbass looked confused.
At which point I had BackBurner burn his Rattata to a crisp. Then I started cackling louder.
I switched out BackBurner in favor of Oxtongue, which pecked the second Rattata to submission.
I don't recall much after that since I blacked out. When I woke up there was a huge splatter of blood on the wall.
...Huh. I feel slightly calmer now.
Holy crap it's a Slowpoke! And it still has its tail!
Might as well keep it from Team Rocket.
Derp.
I decided to train Derp up and trash Team Rocket with him as Poetic justice when I ran into this guy:
Derp already started on him by using commands from the previous battle. He's so slow but gets the job done.
I threw my Pokeball at the snake before Derp tackled it again. Once again, Derp is SLOW.
...Okay, that's not what I named him.
Excellent.
With Derp trained to optimum Awesome levels (and preemptively giving it commands for battle) I stormed the Well once again and shouted "STOP TAKING TAILS, ASSHOLES!"
That's what I said.
Well maybe I will!
For all I say about these guys the girls of this team have some REALLY NICE outfits.
...Maybe I can see into getting something like that.
I didn't really have to do anything for this fight. Derp just did everything on his own. It makes for some kickass mind games, though. She was talking gibberish by the time the battle was over.
Did you see what I did to the girl that just asked me that? Don't make me break your thinking muscle.
"would be ruined!"
You obviously didn't have much of a rep if someone from my generation haven't heard of you.
...And he didn't fail to disappoint. I don't even remember much of the battle to be honest.
And yet it has that same Dopey look on its face. I doubt it will notice the missing tail until it grows back.
Sure, why not?
This Slowpoke must belong to that little girl that lives with Kurt.
...Time to kick some serious ass.
To kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.
"expect any mercy!"
I don't expect any, nor will I give any.
Huh, he only has one Pokemon. It's probably something good for once.
That's different... And I gave Derp a break since his health was getting low. That and I forgot to give him commands before the fight.
(Thank GOD that this isn't Gen 3. Otherwise Mud Slap wouldn't work.)
The ability to create mini-earthquakes? Oh hell yes.
"three years ago."
"underground."
That better not be a pun or I will beat you over the head with Mr. Tickles until your brain pops out of your ears.
"stir up trouble!"
Everytime you guys start something I'll end it. Painfully.
And then Team Rocket vanished.
I would feel a lot better if they all left in body bags.
"of here"
By the way, I'm glad to see your back is better. Let's go.
Why are you saying hi? We walked back together to your house from the Well, remember?
"hero at the WELL."
Ah, shucks. I didn't do all the work. My Pokemon beat things within an inch of their lives.
...Wait. How did you see anything when you were on your back the whole time?
"a trainer like you."
Thankfully, this service is free of charge. Yay free stuff!
Then he gave me this. It makes it easier to catch Water Pokemon.
What's going on?
The egg is hatching!
The egg hatched into another egg? That's confusing.
Now what to name it...
It's short for [sonic slicer] Omelet.
...I don't know why I added an extra "t" to the name. Anyways, time to stuff this sucker in the box and never look at it again. Hell, I won't even look it up on the Pokedex.
I'll head for the gym tomorrow. I need a shower.
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