awwwww, I wish I had pre-ordered there, I would have kept that message saved forever 
If I had known it was coming, I'd have let Voicemail catch it!
Maybe when I get back from cycling laundry, I'll type a transcript.
So incredibly freaking true. Blame Miyamoto and his lack of skirt physics. 
And yet NSMBDS had Peach falling with dress-guiding sparkles!
Argh! Now that I remember that, I call BS on that explanation of theirs!
Alright, let's see if I can remember, and this is not verbatim, I assure you...:
"Hi, I'm Charles Martinet, but you probably know me as *switches voice* Mario! Hey! Calling to remind you to pick up New Super Mario Bros. Wii when it-a arrives Sunday at your local store-a! And-a make sure you go to the right-a store, 'cause then you'll walk in and they'll be like, 'Hey, wassa matta with you?! You gotta go to the right store!' Oh, and New Super Mario Bros. Wii will be great, because for the first time, you can-a play with 4 players simultaneously! You can play Single Player, Multiplayer Cooperative, and Multiplayer Competitive! It'll be super kooky, crazy fun! Be sure to pick up your copy on Sunday, and-a thank you so much for a playing my game! Woohoooo!"
I think that pretty much captures it. And I'm almost sure an audio clip will hit this crazy web any day, now.
If not, well, shoot, I might just pick up the ol' microphone here and imitate it myself just for RPM. Might even throw in a little...KING BOWSER.