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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 22, 2009, 02:31:56 AM »

"Great...that pesky toad is here, too. A lot of people would call three-against-one nyat...ahem...I mean, not fair. As if. Not with these goons. Oh well, I'm still curious to see if this strange guy can actually make this jump..." Aldo thought to himself.

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 22, 2009, 02:14:33 AM »

*The Strange Man and Soul Boo slowly open the door to Aldo's throne room, and peek in. Eerily enough, no one seems to be there. The Strange Man even walks up to Aldo's throne itself; a golden, sturdy seat, with turquoise gemstones littering its face, and bright red velvet plush. But again, nothing there. Confused, Strange Man starts looking around the room again, but hears a muffled voice, and looks up...*

CUE: SMRPG Bowser Battle BGM

*There, atop the back chandelier, was Aldo...and Princess Vixy?! She's tied to the Kinklink chain, rather than on a separate rope! Aldo, his red battle armor reflecting a myriad of light colors in parts and central power core shining the same bright turquoise as the throne's gems, glared at the Strange Man. No helmet; Aldo found them to be little protection against various blows compared to adequately defending one's self and helmets inhibited the use of his senses. The red-clad king drew one of his two shortswords, and laughed at the apparent tag-team he found himself against; an imitator of his archrival and a ninja Boo. Aldo decided to wait and see if the StrangeMan could actually jump to the height of the frontmost chandelier, and only then would he decide if his opponent was worth wasting words.*

(Will the real Mario please stand up? Please stand up? *starts turntabling*)

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 22, 2009, 01:12:52 AM »

*Goes down to Aldo's Room*
MASTER ALDO MASTER ALDO!!!
EMERGENCY!!!!

"THE EMERGENCY IS THAT I HAVE YOU NUMBSKULLS 'GUARDING' MY PRECIOUS KEEP! Gather the remaining Terrapins and destroy the Vista Hill bridge, tell 'em that order comes all the way from the top! I'll take care of the strange man myself; the armor radar says he's in the connecting hall to the throne room, anyway."

*Aldo hoists himself onto the top of one of his two prized chandeliers that doubled as inflationary hedges*

*...oh, like you've never heard of commodity investments...*

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 11:34:49 PM »

*Aldo checks his buster*

"...the heck? Somebody opened the door to Boiler Room? ...well whoop-dee-doo; all that does is keep my lava nice and hot, instead of cooling and solidifying. I really should send down a..."

*turns around to see Blackhook*

"AH! ...oh, Blackhook. Hey, good timing, I need you to...
...what's that?"

*Aldo listens to Blackhook's complaint*

"HMPH! IT'S HONOR ENOUGH TO WORK FOR ME: KING ALDO! Do I look like I have a glorious golden box of coins that you can hit over and over again and it never runs out? HUH?! ...but hey, a deal's a deal, right? Tell ya what, you trash that intruder in the Boiler Room, and I'll give you 15 coins for the month instead of 10, how does that sound? I know, so generous, but I'm expecting company verrry soon..."

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 05:21:22 AM »

*calls down to Gaia*

"HEY, YOU! I hear you muttering to yourself! Have you seen Jagger?! I could have sworn he was here earlier! He better not be AWOL on that crazy karate schtick!"

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 05:13:46 AM »

*Aldo watches from an above floor*

"Hmm...well, that wasn't quite what I was expecting; this seems to be someone different. No matter...according to RPG rules, it should be Soul Boo's turn...heh..."

*Aldo turns and walks away*

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Entertainment / Re: R.I.P Wayne Allwine

« on: May 21, 2009, 04:33:07 AM »

I can't think of anything to say, but...

Ha ha! See you at the game, Wayne! Ha ha!

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 03:09:50 AM »

"Okay, princess, you know the drill. Tie you up, bait the hero, yada yada blah blah. Come on; let's go."

*lowers the chandeliers*

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 02:27:27 AM »

"Ooh! OOH! WATCH THIS! That kid throwing firebombs threw one earlier...aaaaaand..."

*the firebomb explodes on the strange man's red clothes and suspenders...revealing...*

"I KNEW IT! LUIGI BLEW IT! Ha! Get him Soul Boo! Luigi's afraid of ghosts! Bwahahahaha!"

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 01:39:31 AM »

(But it misses... )
(I'll explain later.)

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 01:14:23 AM »

*a buster-charge can be faintly heard in the distance, and suddenly fire envelops the tiny bomb*

"DARN KIDS! With their hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about..."

*Aldo's voice fades as he turns back into his lair*

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: May 21, 2009, 12:57:57 AM »

Unbeknowist to Yahoo users, MSN is compatible with Yahoo. If you have yahoo, go add MSN'ers now.

"I...who...do what now?"

"I really should try to...*gulp*...draw Aldo at some point...it'll suck on ice, though..."

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Gaming / Re: Grandia Online

« on: May 21, 2009, 12:55:33 AM »

Gonna have to tell my buddy about this one.

He loved him some Grandia and Lunar.
...or did he just like Millenia's rack? I can't tell.

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 21, 2009, 12:44:37 AM »

"Well, well, well, Princess Vixy, looks like I was wrong. Those confounded Terrapins FORGOT TO TAKE THAT ****ING BRIDGE DOWN LIKE I TOLD THEM TO!"

*Aldo fumes as he stares out the castle window to see two figures making their way toward the front gate*

"...okay, that second, slow one is just a Toad from the RPM Kingdom, but...who is that other one? I mean, yeah, he'll probably throw his back out sliding like that one Link fool did doing somersaults all the way here, but there's still...something amiss...about this guy in the cap..."

*Aldo suddenly realized who it was, and why he felt no threat*

"AHA! Bahahahahaaaa! This is perfect! I know exactly who that strange man is, but I'm sure The Px Boo will take care of HIM easily enough...HEY..."

*sees that part of his neon signage is out, leaving only the name "Al" to display in the stormy, red sky*

"PARATROOPAS!!! FIX THAT SIGN! ...ugh, now, where were we? ...oh yes...Princess Vixy."


(Yep, I know exactly who StrangeMan is since Akira and/or(?) PB have the Mario role. I'll fix the title at the right time.)
(In the meantime, I've got everyone else updated. Here's the script if you need it. Also, you can be more than one person, like, for me, Bowser/Aldo will be out of commission until Booster's Tower.)

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: May 20, 2009, 03:57:20 AM »

I have no idea how I'm going to lead an RP as busy as I am, but I'll do it!

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Forum Games / Re: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

« on: May 20, 2009, 03:42:43 AM »

IS TOO SLOOOOW~!

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Off The Wall / Re: Post why you joined RPM and how did you find it!

« on: May 20, 2009, 03:42:11 AM »

I think after tiring of GameFAQs, MMHP, Planet Megaman, Megaman Network, and Rockman.EXE Online, I tried out this site.

And still here! Couldn't think of a better forum.

*buries his face in cake*

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Forum Games / Re: The ^, <, V Game!

« on: May 20, 2009, 03:08:55 AM »

^ UGH, SHOTGUN?! Again? Now I have to ride in the back!
< Can't stop listening to energetic music, and will probably stay up late again.
v *hands a slice of chocolate chip cookie cake*

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:54:59 AM »

"Sounds like a dialogue between Raphael and Leonardo."

>Red Vs. Blue

oh lol

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Gaming / Re: Well, looks like Duke Nukem Forever may finally be finished...

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:53:42 AM »

Should be a bonus game: Duke Hunt.

You shoot the ducks with three bazooka rounds.
The dog is fair game, too.

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Gaming / Re: Well, looks like Duke Nukem Forever may finally be finished...

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:29:15 AM »

They've gotta finish this game. They have to. They're already that far along.

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:27:48 AM »

AND????

Kekekeke, thought I was going to forget the peeps while I was busy hyping my topic, didn't ya?

Happy b-day SoulAnimal and Nexus!

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:19:33 AM »

Uhhh....awesome?

Yeah! Awesome! Right! That one!

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Roleplay / Re: SRPMRP

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:18:51 AM »

Hmmm! No need to shout my dear; I'm just going to rule over my kingdom while we play marathons of your two favorite games!
Shaq-Fu and Superman 64!
Bwahahaha!

And it's not like some plumber or some other daring halfwit can barge into my castle and save you!

(Aww, thanks! Glad to do it; I've been wanting to get into RP, and this seems like a funny, easy script that everyone can get into!)

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News and Announcements / Re: Happy 6th Anniversary, RPM!

« on: May 20, 2009, 02:13:11 AM »

Ka-boom!

Bye bye Wily's capsule!

Love it!!