"...you know the old saying, 'Don't be a stranger'? Well, you obviously didn't take that advice."
*Aldo takes one turn to charge his buster to Third Charge (red)*
"So now that you've disposed of Soul Boo, and I've already wiped out this psychedelic shroom, here, let's introduce ourselves...properly..., shall we? I'm King Aldo, this is Princess Vixy, and...you are...?"
(@ Aldo: What I'm not a good enough Mario!? No respect I tell ya, no respect.)
(See that line up there that says "Mario: Akira (played by PB or Akira himself)"? Here's the strange part; I didn't put that there. Somebody REALLY wants PB or Akira to have that spot.
And I agree with it seeing as how I'm quote unquote stealing Vixy from Akira. But don't worry; if one of them doesn't pipe up soon, you'll probably get that spot, 'cause I'm ready to get this show on the road!)
(Also, I kinda like the idea that my armor is large enough for size insults. Good idea. No horns, though. I know, I know, boo on that. Don't worry, I can make up for it with plenty of FIRE.)